#cuz this shit. i swear 2 fucking god. fuck this shit ๐ญ๐ญ
contemplating buying smyhing from my local underground metal label but all their tapes r pussy ass bm dungeon synth. fucking dork nerds.ย
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CUPIDโS CORNER โ nishimura riki
synopsis. because heโs a little shit, nishimura riki sends a totally embarrassing confession about you to โcupidโs cornerโ, a twitter account that posts anonymous confessions from decelis academy students. but when that joke confession suddenly makes a bunch of people confess to you on cupidโs corner (for real this time!) riki finds that heโs jealous โ and ohโฆ he canโt believe it took him a fake confession to realise that heโs crazily in love with you.
pairing. best friend! riki x fem! reader
genre. smau, fluff, humour, slight angst
warnings. swearing, rikiโs a little shit but so is yn๐ญ rikiyn are dense and just overall silly people in general
status. complete
authorโs note. i lied about never having another smau. this is inspired by my friend submitting an embarrassing confession of me to one of those confession accs . i got my revenge tho๐
server link . here's the link to join the discord server. you're welcome to discuss theories with fellow readers ^_^
profiles 1! / profiles 2!
ONE โ be my girlfriend
TWO โ my kyky
THREE โ get a job! stay away from her!
FOUR โ gimme chocolate
FIVE โ BS = bank statement
SIX โ im so eunchae
SEVEN โ stupid vball anon
EIGHT โ deep thoughts in the toilet
NINE โ hiiiii (manipulatively)
TEN โ bob, the cat
ELEVEN โ i keep it 99 cuz i b lying sometimes
TWELVE โ stupid moral compass
THIRTEEN โ me when im ran
FOURTEEN โ ugly emotion
FIFTEEN โ hyungyeom's adventures in hell
SIXTEEN โ cried into my suitcase
SEVENTEEN โ fuck up that plastic packaging
EIGHTEEN โ toilet emoji
NINETEEN โ heโs poohing
TWENTY โ out of all people
TWENTY ONE โ i don't know when i want!!!
TWENTY TWO โ niall horan
TWENTY THREE โ i have a confession
TWENTY FOUR โ riki fanclub
TWENTY FIVE โ r u srs
TWENTY SIX โ may god bless the asteroid
TWENTY SEVEN โ my #1(0)
TWENTY EIGHT โ rikiy/n > the world
TWENTY NINE โ cupid dumb era
THIRTY โ be my boyfriend
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feather , part 33
โ no, duh โ
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lhughes_06 call me gordon ramsay the way iโm always cookin ๐ฎโ๐จ๐งโ๐ณ
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jamie.drysdale bro maxxed out frat boy speak
โ lhughes_06 โ๏ธ๐ซต๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ
username43 I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THATโS HER
jackhughes is that what the burning smell was
โ lhughes_06 HEY I DID NOT BURN ANYTHING
โ jackhughes tell that to the smoke detector
โ lhughes_06 SHUT UP
yourusername when he can cook ๐
โ rutgermcgroarty WHAAAAAAAAT
โ markestapa SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA ๐ธ
โ lhughes_06 oh ๐ณ
โ dylanduke25 ๐ฑ๐ฑ
โ _quinnhughes oh. OH. OH? O H ?
โ edwards.73 WAIT A SECONDโฆโฆ..
โ jackhughes what the fuck!
โ colecaufield WHAT DID I MISS???
โ trevorzegras did you have some secret intervention that i was not a part of?!?
โ _alexturcotte say it again no fucking balls
โ jamie.drysdale i checked life360 i know where you are ๐
โ adamfantilli so WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
โ luca.fantilli I LEFT MY PHONE ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE AND I COME BACK TO FIND THIS
โ mackie.samo go ahead n repeat that one for me
โ yourusername now that i have all your attention did you see that drake video ๐จ
edwards.73 this is the hardest soft launch iโve ever seen
โ rutgermcgroarty i bet somethingโs harder tho ๐
โ lhughes_06 โ
rutgermcgroarty
โ markestapa WHAT
โ yourusername WOAHHHH ๐๐
โ _quinnhughes BRO WHAT THE FUCK
โ jackhughes the dick jokes are getting worse
โ trevorzegras but i taught him well jackhughes
username10 bro exposed half her face thinking we werenโt gonna know ๐
โ username87 i meannnnnn we all know anyways ๐ซข๐ซข
trevorzegras whens the hard launch
โ lhughes_06 well donโt spoil the surprise
โ trevorzegras ๐ฅ
โ colecaufield whos gonna tell him
โ _quinnhughes not me
โ jackhughes def not me
โ yourusername i volunteer as tribute ๐โโ๏ธ
markestapa luke is a dumbass confirmed
โ lhughes_06 mark is a bully confirmed
โ markestapa ๐คฌ
โ lhughes_06 ๐
luca.fantilli remember when you used to post about the friend group? cuz i dont ๐
โ lhughes_06 i just wanna show of my gf ๐
โ lhughes_06 is that so wrong ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli yes
โ lhughes_06 ohโฆ
โ yourusername and iโm sure your gf wants to show you off too lhughes_06
โ lhughes_06 well if she did then iโd be very flattered
โ yourusername ah then you should be pretty flattered cuz iโm almost 100% positive she wants to
โ luca.fantilli CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FUCKING STOP ๐ญ
username51 man im ngl ur girlfriends hot
โ lhughes_06 oh hell no BACK UP
โ username40 LMAOOO
elblue6 oh thatโs great sweetie! when did you learn to cook?
โ jackhughes mom he still doesnโt know how to
โ lhughes_06 YES I DO
โ elblue6 did your best friend and newly turned girlfriend teach you?
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โ lhughes_06 MOM YOUโRE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
โ _quinnhughes ๐
โ elblue6 oops
username88 ellenโs actually a fucking savage
โ username92 mama hughes ๐ซถ
username13 iโm waiting for fuckin tmz to make some article about this shit
โ username7 GOODBYE NOT TMZ
username65 luke sweetie even my non hockey friends know about this shit.. you gotta step it up
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_quinnhughes bro thinks hes cooking just cuz he got a girl
โ lhughes_06 I COOKED SO HARD FYM
โ yourusername lukey ily but you did not cook whatsoever ๐ญ๐ญ
โ colecaufield we cooked for him
โ adamfantilli and burned 2 kitchens down in the process
โ lhughes_06 so what iโm hearing is you did more damage than i did
โ _alexturcotte ๐คซ๐คซ
dylanduke25 she literally doesnโt even like steak
โ lhughes_06 and how would you know that
โ dylanduke25 because she texted the group chat that like two years ago
โ lhughes_06 ACCORDING TO RESEARCH taste buds change about every 7 years soooo
โ edwards.73 dude she turned you into a nerd
โ yourusername on behalf of his gf THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NERD
โ markestapa ๐๐ yourusername
username22 he aint foolin anyone
username78 oh my god he can cook ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
rutgermcgroarty but isnโt being able to cook like the bare minimum
โ lhughes_06 noโฆโฆ..(?)
โ yourusername YES IT IS ๐๐
โ lhughes_06 I MEAN YES IT IS
โ markestapa no itโs not ๐๐
โ yourusername i mean they jus gotta know the basics is what iโm saying yk
โ mackie.samo your man knows more than just the basics from what iโve heard
โ yourusername yes he does ๐คญ๐คญ
โ dylanduke25 shit is that why i canโt get a date
adamfantilli i really thought you werenโt gonna post her ๐
โ lhughes_06 donโt be jealous man donโt worry
โ adamfantilli iโm not jealous ๐๐
โ mackie.samo idk you kinda do seem jealous
โ adamfantilli IโM NOT
โ luca.fantilli itโs okay bro let it out
โ yourusername awww adam do you want his attention ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
โ adamfantilli stfu i KNOW you canโt be talking yourusername
โ yourusername oh ! ๐
โ markestapa LMFAOOO
username9 you live to torture us
username27 thereโs no point in begging theyโre never gonna do a hard launch
โ username66 itโs not like they need to
jamie.drysdale youโve successfully shivered my timbers
โ lhughes_06 what ๐ฅ
โ jamie.drysdale my timbers are shivered as fuck
โ colecaufield LMAO
โ lhughes_06 I DONโT GET IT
โ jamie.drysdale i donโt need to see you two kissing on insta i already see it every day on ft
โ trevorzegras i mean at least youโre getting a show ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
โ jamie.drysdale GOD NO
โ jamie.drysdale iโm going to vomit
โ jamie.drysdale never make that implication ever again
luca.fantilli what a jumpscare
โ lhughes_06 bro stop fucking hating ๐
โ luca.fantilli i canโt help myself
โ yourusername get off the fanboy agenda lu ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli fuck both of you
โ adamfantilli i think theyโre already doing that luca.fantilli
โ yourusername MY GOD NO
username33 i donโt think they know what soft launch means anymore
_quinnhughes you didnโt even have the decency to put a trigger warning ๐
โ lhughes_06 wtf would it even say ๐ญ
โ jackhughes tw happy couple
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yourusername shitโs feelin a little too soft now.. might have to switch it up ๐ซฃ
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markestapa are u saying what i think ur saying
markestapa ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING WHAT I THINK YOUโRE SAYING????
โ yourusername idk marky what do you think iโm saying ๐ซข
โ markestapa shut the fuck up dont tease me like this
โ yourusername youโre such a fan stop acting like you donโt know weโre already together ๐๐
โ markestapa thanks for crushing my dreams and aspirations๐
jamie.drysdale i know you forced him to wear that shirt
โ yourusername WHAT NO I DIDNโT
โ trevorzegras lying is a sin โผ๏ธ
โ yourusername is it so hard for you to believe that maybe he just genuinely loves me ๐
โ jackhughes yes
โ _alexturcotte honestly itโs harder to believe that you genuinely love him
โ yourusername ARE YOU CALLING ME UNFAITHFUL??
โ colecaufield lmfaooo no weโre just saying heโs hard to love
โ _quinnhughes damn
โ lhughes_06 damn.
username65 HINTING AT A HARD LAUNCH??
โ yourusername am i?? ๐
edwards.73 i donโt think you wanna hard launch him
โ yourusername why ๐
โ edwards.73 everyoneโs gonna get jumpscared
โ lhughes_06 uncool bro. UNCOOL.
โ mackie.samo lukey boy you sound pretty offended as her โbest friendโ
โ lhughes_06 iโm just being a cool best friend and getting offended for her boyfriend WHO IโM SURE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND SUPER HANDSOME
โ rutgermcgroarty okay buddy you do you
username21 OH MY GOD HARD LAUNCH RIGHT NOW
username73 FUCKING FINALLYYYY
lhughes_06 youโre actually so cute
โ yourusername my bf doesnโt approve of you go away โโ
โ lhughes_06 aw shucks
โ jackhughes AW SHUCKS??? ๐
โ rutgermcgroarty stop the glazing
โ luca.fantilli biggest dickrider iโve ever seen
โ dylanduke25 literally hop off her dick bro
โ mackie.samo you guys smell that?? cuz i smell a d1 dickrider
โ trevorzegras bro folded so hard
โ _alexturcotte stay strong my brother
โ lhughes_06 shut the fuck upppp
username54 youโre killing me ๐
colecaufield are you stepping on his docs
โ yourusername theyโre dupes ๐๐
โ lhughes_06 THEY ARE NOT DUPES
โ lhughes_06 i mean from what iโve heard at least
โ _quinnhughes youโre fumbling this secret really hard
โ edwards.73 thereโs nothing to fumble at this point ๐ญ _quinnhughes
โ markestapa bro has enough money to buy 100 pairs of doc martens and still gets the dupes
โ yourusername financial management!
adamfantilli itโs SUMMER. why did he buy you skates ๐ญ๐ญ
โ yourusername indoor rinks ๐๐
โ luca.fantilli use your brain little bro
โ rutgermcgroarty ๐ง adamfantilli
โ adamfantilli thatโs.. not what people use that emoji for
โ rutgermcgroarty i know exactly what they use it for ๐๐
โ yourusername HUH????
โ lhughes_06 whats wrong with buying her skates during the summer ๐
_alexturcotte ๐งฑ๐
โ yourusername LMAOOO I READ THAT SO WRONG
โ _quinnhughes how the hell do you read it wrong itโs literally emojis?
โ dylanduke25 bricked up rocket?????? wtf is that
โ _quinnhughes never mind
โ mackie.samo it means hard launch dumbass ๐๐ dylanduke25
trevorzegras do you just tie a bow around everything and call it coquette now
โ yourusername thatโs exactly what i do
โ trevorzegras oh ๐ฐ๐ฐ
โ mackie.samo SO COQUETTE ๐บ
โ colecaufield so coke ett!
โ jackhughes i thought it was pronounced coke-eh???
โ yourusername cocaine
โ jamie.drysdale oh.
โ markestapa novocaine yourusername
โ edwards.73 why are we naming drugs
โ rutgermcgroarty NOVACANE markestapa
โ dylanduke25 FRANK OCEAN ๐ฅฐ
โ _alexturcotte what the hell is going on
username56 THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE
username29 does he spoil you
โ yourusername he does ๐คญ
_quinnhughes i see heโs treating my lil drizzy good
โ yourusername wtf u never call me that
โ _quinnhughes whatโs wrong with calling you lil drizzy ๐ฅ๐ฅ
โ trevorzegras itโs MY nickname for her
โ yourusername ehhhh trevorzegras
โ trevorzegras shush now
โ trevorzegras AND PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL
โ _quinnhughes shut your face zegras
โ trevorzegras face is shut ๐ซก๐ซก
mackie.samo i flinched out of utter terror
โ yourusername next time i see you youโre gonna flinch cuz of my fist
โ mackie.samo okay then square up ๐ค
โ yourusername i got your sisters on speed dial
โ mackie.samo i got your brother and bf on speed dial ๐๐
โ yourusername but they canโt hit me or else my mommy will get mad
โ mackie.samo fucking cry baby
โ yourusername suck it ๐คฌ
dylanduke25 is that book cinderella
โ yourusername only you would look closely enough to notice what book iโm reading ๐ญ
โ dylanduke25 what can i say i love the details
โ yourusername mhm i bet the girls love you
โ dylanduke25 no actually they donโt ๐
โ yourusername aw duker itโs okay ily
โ dylanduke25 i bet your bfโs punching the air rn
โ yourusername heโs currently whining about you and laying on top of me ๐๐
username58 lukeโs a clingy bf?!?! ๐
jackhughes mom misses you
โ yourusername AW TELL HER I MISS HER MORE
โ _quinnhughes the ass kissing is crazy
โ yourusername shut up before i tag your mom
โ lhughes_06 momโs trying to steal my girl ๐คฌ
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โ jackhughes luke we all saw that youโre such a pussy
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ITS SHORT I KNOW but after you know.. stuffโฆโฆ. happened i really wanted to get something out AND ITโS VALENTINES DAY SO HOW COULD I NOT
i hope you guys had a great day, valentine or not!!
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys@loveforaugust@cstads-blog@h0e4fictionalme-n
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All right so the new episodes just came out like 20 minutes ago for me (oh yeah me from the future here it ended up taking me about 3 hours to finish watching the episodes cuz I kept pausing to write stuff in between so uh yeah lol) so everything under the cut will be my live reaction to everything. I'll add time stamps so you know where I'm at in the episodes. I can guarantee you that I will be sticking to my promise about potentially eating paper if I'm wrong about Sir Pentious not dying. Which honestly now I'm not sure if anyone will die, it was pretty much confirmed in a live stream that angel dust isn't going to be the one to die so my money is on one of the Angels. Also I'm using voice to text and while I'll try and fix any misspellings or wrong words I might miss them.
LOTS OF SWEARING PROBABLY also I very much abuse capslock
EPISODE 7
00:51- I love Sir Pentious looking at Keke I just thought I should mention that
01:03- OH MY GOD NO KEKE MOVED TO HIS LAP AND HE'S PETTING HER I LOVE HIM SM
01:10 aw Alastor was sleepy you guys woke him up!
01:22- I CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING CUTE CHARLIE IS CRYING
01:29- he did the gay little hand thing
01:50- okay so I've already seen this part because of the small leak but I cannot get over the fact that Alastor has his shoes on the bed!! Like man take those off you're getting it dirty!!!!
01:59- mfs kicking his feet on the bed acting like a high school girl about to ask out her crush on the phone at a sleepover like dude you're a serial killer you can't do this to me ๐ญ also I should probably slow down cuz I'm making an update literally every 2 seconds
02:18 BROS CHECKING HIS NAILS AND DOING THAT POSE WHILE MAKING FUN OF HER ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE UNINTENTIONALLY MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS ๐๐๐ so fruity i love
2:33- Alasto be like "it's called masking deary. Ever heard of it?"
2:44- if he wasn't saying this in such an evil manner right now I'd be saying he's so me frfr
3:07- what do I even say to that line. He popped off but also like respectfully I think I've heard a third grader say the exact same thing
3:53- OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN LOOK AT THIS FRAME, this could easily be the profile picture for someone's film review channel and I'm not 100% sure that people will understand what I mean by that unless you know a very specific person
04:38- Alastor is in his hat man era
4:33- okay so a few things, thank you subtitles for telling me that the music is edgy I feel like just the word tense would have worked on its own but I appreciate it nonetheless. Number two, I don't like seeing the girlies be mad at each other :(
05:34 I will support my boy Sir Pentious through and through he did nothing wrong!!
06:54- not the voice I was expecting for Rosie but pop up Queen she speaks the truth
07:24- ROSIE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE ALASTOR. Also his confusion, I love him so much
11:04- she's kind of like that one Pokemon
Ad time!- I DON'T CARE ABOUT VITAMIN PILLS THAT DOUBLE MY LIFESPAN
11:13- catabettes! Cannibals and catabettes!!! This is going into my vocabulary from now on. Also this frame that I paused at I love her face.
11:57- ugh, susan. All my homies hate Susan
12:54- I have a dream, I'm here to cause a scandal in the cannibal square
13:37- :( well it wasn't obvious to me I just thought the x over the eye was to look cool :(
14:35- SONG FUCK YEAH
15:26 If this song came out years ago I know for a fact there would have been an undertale parody version of it. Also I just got a cosmic brownie and some chocolate milk let's go guys we're eating good tonight
16:00 HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAN JUST GROW BACK HER WINGS
16:30- therapist Rosie is not something I thought I'd be seeing today but honestly I love it. Also I don't think I'm going to be able to finish these episodes today because I'm only a little over 15 minutes through and I've been watching for like almost over half an hour and also I just realized that what if Lucifer is the one that dies?
18:12 ALASTOR GAVE HER HIS MICROPHONE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A BAJILLION CRYING PIECES RAHHHHHH
19:38 I'm going crazy I'm going insane right now bro literally what how I don't know what to say I love this act I don't know, it's just really good I don't know what to say like this is cool I don't I DON'T KNOW! IT'S I I LIKE IT everybody in cannibal town is cool and I like them and it's like 10 seconds later now and they're literally So based like free food like so me I don't know I'm just rambling at this point
20:56 ALASTOR AND ROSIE'S LITTLE DANCE THEIR LITTLE TIPPY TAPS OH MY GOD YES
21:06- alastor, you know it's not right to make someone your political puppet. Your little dances are cute though so I'll allow it for now.
I don't know why it thought I was speaking Spanish for a second but anyways that episode was really cute and good and I liked it but I'm also scared for the next episode cuz like now I'm wondering is someone actually going to die or were people just lying. I feel like either Adam is going to be the one to die or it's going to be Lucifer cuz they mentioned a lot in the previous episode about how Charlie needs to take up the throne and get ready to take her place on the throne like why does she need to take her place on the throne? Isn't that her dad's job??? Please don't kill Lucifer off please please please ๐ also I'm still not on board and probably will never will be on the whole political puppet thing. Like I just know I just have a feeling in my bones that alastor's favor is going to be something like "Let me be the ruler of hell lololol" or something anyways
EPISODE 8
01:01-Why are you watching other men get fucked?๐คจ (/j)
01:19 ๐ฅบ I love ๐ฅบ I oove him so ๐ฅบ so much ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ does he have a spatula like spongebob
02:02- wait so how is Vox watching them like does he have bug cameras in the air like those little guys in v3 (woah now I have to put a Danganronpa spoiler on this)
03:42 SOFT ALASTOR FANFICTION WRITERS QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
04:18- I'm not even the biggest huskerdust shipper but awwwww also I don't ship him with anyone but I just want to see Sir Pentious happy pleaseeee also the little Melody of loser baby in the background
04:48- ugh I am clutching my heart right now Sir Pentious is my SON and I LOVE HIM
04:58- what the fuck that ao3 tag was canon this WHOLE TIME???? WHEN DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?????
05:05- I told you angel dust wasn't going to die
05:38- it's like the song but different! Reprise it's called a reprise also is Mimzy gonna come back
07:15- Vox, you know that you guys are going to die if they lose too right?
Okay I can't timestamp this cuz I'll just be pausing every 2 seconds but just know that everything I'm saying after this is from 07:52 to whatever number I put after later right here->09:47
Okay, so this might be a weird comparison but you know like My Little pony Battle scenes? This feels like that in the very best way possible where they have the scenes with all the different characters fighting with the different music.
Oh my God yes Cherry bomb and angel dust I love them also that was a fire transition also I JUST NOTICED THAT SIR PENTIOUS HAT ALSO HAS THE EYE DOES HE JUST HAVE I HATS FOR EVERY OCCASION
Uh oh Adams angry he's going to do a my hero academia
Oh shit it actually worked that's not good.
I TOLD YOU I CALLED IT VOX IS HORNY
Oh my God that is such a cool shot guys someone should make that frame of Alastor their computer background
OH MY GOD WHOEVER ANIMATED THAT SCENE I LOVE YOU I'M LITERALLY GIVING YOU A METAPHORICAL KISS ON THE MOUTH IN THE PLATONIC SENSE ALASTOR LOOKED SO COOL
Guys I think Adam's going to die
๐จ okay so Alastor's microphone just broke and I paused it to add that emoji but as I did the people I live with got home so I'm going to have to pause it for there? I'll update if I get prime working on my phone. Also isn't alastor's microphone alive? Maybe that's the character that died.
Update: all right I got it set up on my phone about 30 minutes later now we're resuming
09:47- okay so I think it's interesting that Alastor pretty much lost all his powers as soon as his microphone broke, my guess is probably that whoever has his soul (lilith, eve, or anyone else) gave the mic to him.
09:53- I like the detail that Alastor is still smiling even though he literally just got slammed against the wall, also Vox has the biggest hate boner for Alastor like
10:02- Alastor: "Have to disagree with you there, radio's not dead." Hun you are bleeding out I'm sorry but I don't think you can gaslight girlboss your way out of this one, also I'm sorry to tell you but the only thing they play on my local radio station now besides music is like, a show that's only on at like 7 in the morning where people call to complain about how their husband wraps Christmas presents
10:38- haha silly also EGGS!!
10:43- NO WAIT MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER THAT THAT EGG WAS CRACKED THEY KILLED THE FUCKING EGG!!!!!! Angel, kill them.
11:12- no no no Sir Pentious you better not I don't want to eat paper
11:21- good for him
11:44- NO GOD DAMN IT PLEASE HAVE A REVEAL THAT ALASTOR OR LUCIFER OR SOMEONE ELSE SAVED HIM PLEASE ๐๐๐ I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES
12:03- okay this is really cool but is he actually dead cuz I'll legitimately be really sad if so
12:50- *that one vine* "*gasp* Adam."
13:23- KILL HIS ASS CHARLIE
14:12 yes Vaggie, queen shit
SIR PENTIOUS ARE YOU DEAD /J OR /SRS?????
14:35 I KNEW IT I KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME BACK I MEAN I GOT KIND OF SPOILED CUZ I I SAW THE COVER OF THE EPISODE BUT WOAH 10/10 ENTRANCE
14:44- gasp! His face!
15:00- he is, so stupid. I love him.
15:51-okay I went quiet for a minute cuz there were so much happening but oh my God what do I even say this is just so cool also I don't know if this is intentional or not but the blood stain on Charlie's hair is shaped like an apple
16:34- NIFFTY RAHHHHHHH
17:08- wait okay I had a brief thought that maybe lute was actually Eve but I think I'm wrong on that
17:13- Sir Pentious would've liked pancakes :((((((
Ad Time! I don't care about hard Rock Cafe I just want to know whether or not Sir Pentious is actually dead please I'm going through all the stages of grief right now and Brandan Rogers just came on my screen as Katie killjoy please
18:04- Keke :(
Oh my God they're going to find him in the rubble right? ... Right?? Right guys right???????
18:10- fat nuggets survived that's good I see a rock that looks suspiciously shaped like Sir Pentious military hat whoa guys I wonder if that means anything and it looks like it's up like someone is standing? Whoa I wonder if they'll check behind that rock please
18:16- wait is he actually dead I'm genuinely about to cry
19:16- I am not crying about his death until the episode ends I am not crying until it is 100% CONFIRMED that he died
20:50- omg alastor's alive, he's in his Jack's skeleton era that means that maybe Sir Pentious is also-
21:08- friends :) he said friends just saying
22:04- I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU THAT BY DYING IT WAS JUST A CHARACTER BEING REDEEMED I TOLD YOU I'M SO SMART I'M NOT EATING PAPER HAHAHAHAHA I'M THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE HE'S NOT DEAD MY SNAKE BOY ISN'T DEAD HOW DID I GET SO ATTACHED TO HIM I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE HIM YES I CAN'T EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW I'M GENUINELY SO HAPPY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I WAITED UNTIL THE VERY END TO CRY ABOUT HIM I KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO BE DEAD THEY WOULDN'T KILL HIM OFF THEY WOULDN'T KILL MY SNAKE BOY OFF JUST LIKE THAT
22:34- you're telling me Lilith was just doing hot girl shit on the beach for 7 years.
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NAH UH . . . EVIL NAPS . All of Tuesday I could barely stay awake 4 more than a few minutes n my friend kept having 2 wake me up during all our classes n I slept through da whole entire assembly and I was fighting all of therapy 2 not fall asleep n I kept falling asleep on da way home every 0.5 seconds NO MORE NAPS PLEASE I CANT DO THIS I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP FROM A RANDOM NAP N I TOOK IDK HOW MANU FUCKING NAPS EARLIER TODAY (technically yesterday ig cuz I just noticed it's 1 am) AAAAAAAAAA
If I get sent 2 school like this I swear I will be walking myself 2 da nearest inpatient n checking myself in if I get sent 2 school(/j) bc I feel extremely tired 24/7 2 da point I can't even slightly think majority of da day n also bc I feel like my stomach is coming murder against me n I feel like I'm gonna throw up every single second of da day n I am NOT gonna spend da whole day at school not paying attention 2 shit and probably get way more easily pissed off than normal n have 2 walk up those god awful stairs . . .
??? OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY ๐ญ๐ญ ARE YOU SICK MAYBE?
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Im so sorry @jils-things but you made me want to go on a tangent about art supplies in a bit cuz I'm a nerd andhekqkwkdjwoqo i lov u pls dont go away- ๐ญ
Anyway yes I usually make a very light sketch with my pencil so that I could erase it easily for me to retrace it but I am here to make a very important public announcement and I feel that it is my duty to inform the public on something that could be beneficial to the society.
Behold: Kneading Eraser
This fucker have multiple names; Putty eraser, gummy eraser, kneaded eraser,clay. It's going through a phase, please don't judge it, let it change name every 10 seconds.
What I need is that I want everyone to put everything down and listen to what I say: You run to the art store, Michael's, Art Friend, soup store, whatever store you get your art supply at. You ask the store clerk you want a putty eraser and if they dont give you a putty eraser, tell them they're a loser in malay (it's mak kau hijau. The more your learn folks) and then go to the next store and find a putty eraser until you get them. Its not expensive, it cost me less than 2 bucks for 1 pack of putty eraser.
Why you may ask? Well, I can assure you as someone who draws, putty eraser is much much MUCH better than a normal generic eraser.
First of all, there's no dust. When you erase a line with this boy, there wont be any rubber shit nugget clumping on the table and making a mess on your bed (i know you hate your spine too and likes to draw on bed i live in ur walls u guys better sleep with 1 eye open). I'm so serious like I have 0 eraser shavings in my house since I use a putty eraser. Please stop sleeping covered in eraser shavings.
It's also malleable. You can literally shape it to whatever shape that you want so you could erase a a tiny spot that you couldn't reach without disturbing other lines. And it works sooooo well as a stress ball or a toy. People actually knead it into animal shape. Can you shape a normal rectangle eraser into a giraffe? CAN YOU? DO YOU SEE MY POINT?
Do you suffer from loneliness? Do you need a conversation opener? Are you tired of kneading an eraser to shape it into a friend? Believe it or not, putty eraser is a great conversation starter when you dont want to start a conversation! As a personal anecdote: whenever I sketch in school, if anyone I know sees me sketching, they will always ask me what the fuck is the clay thing I use to erase my lines and then I have to explain to them what is a kneadable eraser and then whenever I demo'd the eraser, an amusing OOOOOOO will come out and they will play with my eraser for like 5 mins. Am I mad that my eraser is taken away? No because the eraser can also be s e p e r a t e d . Black magic fuckery. Please go buy a putty eraser.
Anyway for the pencil, I swear to god if you ever get this pencil, you will never use a normal mechanical pencil ever again.
The pencil I'm using is called a drafting pencil, specifically Pentel Graphgear 500. There's tons of drafting pencil in the market but just look at this one because other's are expensive and you will cry. This pencil had a plastic body but the base is made of metal so its pretty heavy. It feels v e r y c o m f o r t a b l e on the hand, like the moment you hold it, you will believe that this is how mechanical pencil suppose to be. It just fits so perfectly with the contour of you finger. The weight feels so nice on your hands and the grip is very comfortable. The pencil sleeve also doesnt budge so you don't and won't have any issue of lead breakage (unless you press your pencil really hard)
It's also very long-lasting. I have 2 of them in my pencil case. The one on the left were bought in 2021 from Muji. The one on the right were bought in 2015. It still works fine despite being 8 years old. I don't think I ever have any mechanical pencil that is long lasting like this one. This is legit one of the product that I would say would last a lifetime if you take care of it well.
This ends my sleepy deprivation fueled post for today.
TL;DR: Please go buy kneaded eraser and a drafting pencil I am on my knees rn-
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You get what Iโm try to say tho bestie YOU HAVENT GAVE US ANY SAUCE WERES THE SAUCE Please hook a sister up post POST PLEASE
Visitors From The Future- Satoru Gojo x Fem!reader
Synopsis: M kinda loving the whole Y/n gojo roommate canon so imam stick w it for now. SO imagine like u n gojo be arguing again, over sumn domestic like the nasty mf leavin skid marks or smthg๐ญ AND THENNN yall interrupted by sm1 at the door and its future nanami n yo future kids w gojo (Cuz of some mission into da future that takes place in da pastโฆ uhโฆ YK WHAT FUCK THE LOGISTICS MAN JUST ALLOW IT). And gojo be smug as hell cuz he already got a lil crush on u so knowing yall get busy in da future is a major confidence boost.
GOJO AF
And like u in denial cuz u been resisting the urge to jump in this blind mice ahh mfโs bones for AGES
YO MANS๐ซ๐ซ
ย anddddd u kinda feeling geto rn but yo kids r cute so u aint really complaining. And itโs just future nanami tired as hell cuz yo kids got gojoโs energeticness and ur stubbornness so they canโt be reasoned w๐
pov its bedtime๐ฅฐ
JORDANA BBG HERE U GOOOOO๐ IM EXPECTING MY COMMISION IN DMS๐น๐น(yk what im talkin ab)
warning: uh da n-word? sm foul language, the readers black, gojo be simpin then foul at the end, poor suguru just wanted nyash, nanami deserves better than designated nanny AHAH GET IT NANANNY-MI REHEHEHE IM SO FUNNY-
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โI SWEAR TO GOD IMMA MURDER THIS FOOL!โ
โEughhhhh itโs not even that bad-โ
โWDYM NOT THAT BAD MAN U SHAT UP THE WHOLE KITCHEN!!โ
โMf actin like its on the wallsโ
โโฆโ
โWhat-โ
โWHO THE FUCKKKK DO U THINK CLEANS THE DAMN APARTMENT GOJO!โ
โGojo?? I thought we were at that โSatoruโ level-โ
โNIGGA STFU! Yo crusty ahh been fucking up my damn kitchen for WAY too long! Clean yo shit mf, last I checked slavery was over!โ
โThis is why we should get a maid.โ
โWITH WHAT FUNDS!??!?! WE BROKE STUDENTS!โ
โphhfft speak for yourself, im loaded.โ
โCorrection, was loaded. Until yo parents got tired of funding ur dookie lifestyle n cut you off.โ
โโฆโ
โreheh, gotcha nigga.โ
โUghhhhh I hate this.โ
โOh and u think I like wasting my breath?? Mf just clean the damn mess you made so ion have to yell.โ
ย โyeah, u only be yelling for Suguru these days...โ
โNIGGA WHAT??โ
โโฆโ
โU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE U POMPOUS ย CANT DO SHIT LIMP DICCK BEADY EYED FREAKK WITH YO WHITE HAIR GOT U LOOKING LIKE AN OLD ASS ย EGG HEADED SLENDER MAN! CLEAN YO MAN MESS OR FUCKING LEAVE!โ you practically roared, heavily breathing whilst a shocked Gojo stared at your angered form
Great, now youโve done it
โyk what fuck this shit, Iโm heading out.โ you huffed before storming off to your room to get changed
You always take things too far, donโt you satoru. And the worst part is I only made that mess cause I was tryna make that weird dish Y/n loves, but I fucked it up n got embarrassed. God I gotta let go of this petty crush, I mean- shes literally hooking up with my best friend, by definition that should make Y/n off limits. But I justโฆ She just so smart n funny n GAHD DAYM THAT ASS PHATT- but all I manage to do is piss her off. EUGH curse these damn feelings! Maybe ill call hoe#2 later to de-stress, she doesnโt mind when I say the wrong name at least-
โYou gon get the door or not!?โ
Your yell from the other room had broken through Gojoโs thoughts, now aware of the ringing the 6โ3 man lumbered to the door
โOh yeh nanamin-โ
โDADDY!โ
Gojoโs greeting had been cut off by the shrill of the two young children that clung to Nanamiโs frame, eagerly reaching out to touch him. โMay we come inside.โ The weary blond spoke, waiting patiently for his โfriendโ to move aside allowing him to enter, the two infants in tow.
โwho was at the door-โyou padded into the living room, dressed much nicer than before, stopping short seeing your best friend, Nanami, and the two children in his arms. โMini, whoโs black babies are theseโ you chortled
โMAMA!โ The children wailed, squirming hard enough to break free from Nanamiโs hold and rush to you.
โThe fu-โ
โY/N! no cussing in front of the kids!โ Gojo hissed, you rolled your eyes but relented. Turing your attention to the children clinging to your legs
โthese babies kidna cute.โ You muttered
โI KNOW RIGHT!!โ Gojo cooed, tickling the younger girl who let out a happy squeal
โI should hope you find your own children cute.โ Nanami said, in his matter of fact tone, as if he aint dropped a phatt ass spoiler in yo lives.
โMy own children- huh?โ
โYes, myself, Kasumi and Saku are from the future. They are your children.โ Mf dropping bomb after bomb without a second thought THATโS how tired he is.
OUR WHAT? KIDS? U MEAN I- SHITTT, I have so many questions! When do we get together? Are we still together?? Do we get married?? Wait he said from the future- just how far into the future we talking??? How long I gotta wait to dick Y/n down n make my Gojo army... Sakuโs got Y/ns smile and Kasumi got herโฆ well everything. Damn I really lucked out-
So many thoughts in Gojoโs head. Yet all he could muster was,
โHuhโฆ come to think of it you do look a lil older to how I remember.โ Trying to keep his composure whilst he did internal backflips
Our kids? You mean me and this dusty- who am I kidding GORGEOUS idiot fuck?? AND I POP OUT TWO OF HIS EGG HEADED BABIES?? I mean, when?? Where?? why?? I mean sure the niggas fine but uh me n Geto kindaโฆ well its complicated. But DAMN if these babies arenโt the cutest lil shit I ever seen. Sakuโs got Gojos big ahh blue bug eyes but he makes em work w his brown skin n adorable lil afroโฆ he canโt be more than 6 Iโd say. AND OH MY LIFE KASUMI IS ADORABLE EHEHEH, she gets her cuteness from her mama letโs not lie but her beautiful curled her got white locks that fit her so well. Ehehe yk what, Iโm not mad.
โMama, no angy?โ Kasumi babbled
โHuh- why would I be angry??โ
โC-cause we twied to make (insert favourite food๐ฅฐ) n-nd made biggggggggggg mess.โ Saku said, peering at you with those beautiful blue eyes.
โDaddaโs dia!โ Kasumi pointed to Gojo who picked up the happy girl
โDaddaโs what?โ he hummed
โSUMIโS RIGHT W-WE ONLY DID IT CAUSE-BECAUSE DADDY SAID YOUโD LIKE IT!โ
Gojo rn:๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ
โYou were tryna make (favourite food)? N made a big messโฆโ now u aint the brightess when it comes to this shit but even you could connect the dots.
Now the famous Satoru Gojo, strongest sorcerer, was shying away from the knowing look you gave him. his cheeks dusted with an embarrassing amount of pink as he used Kasumiโs chubby body to shield himself.
YOU AF
Your cute lil moment was cut short by Nanamiโs haggard snores, the poor man was sprawled on your couch. If it werenโt for his aggressive ass noises, youโd think the mf was dead๐ญ
โUm- er, well they canโt exactly leave until Nanamiโs awakeโฆโ Gojo started
โTrue, and itโd be cruel to wake himโฆ he looks so tired.โ
โโฆI guess weโll have to look after the kids until he wakes up๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ. Oh well, HEY- who wants to teleport to Uncle Suguru n tell him the good news!!โ
โGojo youโre foul-โ
โMEEEE!โ Saku and Kasumi yelled in unison
โALRIGHT LETS GO!๐โ
GETO WHILE GOJO BE PARADING HIS HAPPY LIL FAMILY ON HIS LAWN
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ik its been a hot minute yall but dw ur warrior @jordanahart been on my ass everyday to post dis ๐โ๐พ 1 man army fr
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Bestie, girlypop, pookie, Darling-
I- I'm in fucking shock at the latest chapter...oh.my.GOD I have no words, genuinley..oh, who am I kidding I'm GUSHING IT WAS SO CRAZY!!! anyway my thoughts:
At this point I was like "oh god if this isn't a plot twist I just need Sharon and Y/N to kiss already" cuz it was hinting that she liked reader and I was dying!!!! Like yes bbg! But also why are you so dense!?! Block these morons and confess to your now bestie!!!
Speaking of besties: Wanda. I- look I didn't really like Wanda at all from the begging she was just not a good friend and not at all a girls girl. But the shit she pulled? Ugh! Wanted to smack her and not to mention how obnoxious Curtis was and how obvious it was he was cheating!!! But I digress.
Now Ari? I wanted to get a restraining order at this point like bruh leave miss girl alone! She don't want you!! And Y/N you fucking airhead grow a backbone don't let him into your fricking dorm room!!!! I'm still Team Steve, downright, my bbg did not deserve that shit! Well...maybe a bitch slap but he still should be a better pick than Ari cuz omg. And the scream I SCRUMT- I KNEW HE FUCKED KIRA! I WAS SO RIGHT! ugh poor baby she and Sharon seriously deserve better๐ญ๐ญ
And Stevie overdoasing?? The dialog??? The scene description?? Someone give my girl over here a fucking academy award we got our next Jane Austen!!! (Also this was a journey to read cuz I got a super bad migrain half way and I swear I woke up in a cold sweat and just started reading again๐ญ)
Anyway I hope Y/N picks neither, makes up with Sharon they stay besties or smooch and they all live happily ever after U>U also I Need someone to kick drop Curtis and slap Wanda. That's all, that's my take.
Hope your having the most lovley day dear!!! Already screaming over what next chapter insues!
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OMGGG LOVE LETTER ANON!!! bestie thank you so much for this long amazing delicious feedback ily girlyyy (and excuse my lack of emojis, i'm on my laptop!!)
AHAHAHAHA firstly... guess what, bestie??? in the original first draft of this fic before i made cuts and edits, SHARON DID ACTUALLY KISS READER!!! so you are totally not alone with your "kiss already!!" thoughts bc i think a lot of people were right there with you!!! i had always planned for sharon to have a crush on reader, all the way back from wicked games 2 actually!! but i had to cut the kissing scene out bc it made more sense to me to have sharon secretly pining for her! and also, it would've been weird if sharon kissed reader while she was so clearly looking all hurt and vulnerable - sharon is a lot more intuitive and sensitive to those type of emotions and the last thing she would've done is kiss reader the very day after she'd been hurt so badly by steve!! so i cut it hehe BUT THAT KISS DID ORIGINALLY HAPPEN.
okay now moving on... GIRLY IT'S SO OBVIOUS YOU'RE TEAM STEVE ALL THE WAY AND DON'T LIKE ARI MWAHAHAHAHA. but i don't think reader wanted Ari to leave her alone even though that's what she kept saying. but deep down... IDK hehehe. Ari WAS very persistent this chapter, but i think he was just desperate to show reader that he'd changed. As for Steve, i know he's everyone's bbg at the moment AND HE WAS SO FUN AND INTERESTING TO WRITE in this chapter!!! also not you calling me the next jane austen AHHHHH bestie i am not worthy of that!!! but thank you! i'm lowkey very proud of the steve scenes and the descriptions and dialogue towards the end of chapter 4! so thank you for recognising that!!
AND YES WANDA AND CURTIS BOTH NEED A BITCH SLAP!
also not you waking up in a cold sweat with a migraine and just... CONTINUING TO READ?!?! THAT'S A SOLID MOOD RIGHT THERE BESTIE WE ALL BEEN THERE AKFSNDALGNAK HAHAHAH ily thank you fr for being so so supportive of me. you are truly a queen and icon of the evansbby anon roster!!! ily
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SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED IN SUCH LITTLE TIME JANEJAWQENQWJE AAAHH VANNNN.
I talked to her. I mean I approachjerd her. And she smiled and oh my fucking god how can you have such a precious smile please explain me and I just stood there like an idiot bECAUSE AGAIN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK. I STRUGGLED SO MUCH VAN I swear I might just cry because it was so damn embarrassing. But she was so patient and sweet and didn't mind that I stuttered every three seconds or couldn't properly pronounce a single word because of that damn smile and she said that sure, she'd like that. AJWEJQ AND I JUST ASKED HER OUT. CAUSE MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT SHE WAS SO AJEIQAWEQWEWQK. AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES AND THAT DAMN SMILE AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING CONVULSE BECAUSE- MAN. Man I can't. I completely lost my shit. Van, wHAT AM I GOING TO DO. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE DATES. I'M FUCKING TWENTY AND I NEVER HAD A DATE. VAN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO. I'm a ffucking eremite Van, how am I supposed to do this
I thought maybe watch a movie? I know that's so KAQE idk, cliche, maybe? but I think watching movies is such a good idea for starters, to get to know what she likes and stuff, and at the same time that will mean I don't have to speak much, mostly listen, aND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO HER. Van djqwjejw she was so damn sweet, she was so so patient I swear I had like a literal stroke right there again because she's just so precious I can'tw. I thought that maybe we could, I don't know, watch them in my place, you know? but I don't want to make her uncomfortable? maybe she would actually like to go out, you know? I want to ask her but at the same time right now she's doing her workout while I do mine and we just spoke and I just can't speak to her again OK JWEJQWJEK. I guess I'll text her later? btw, where's my mirror mirror chapter? how are you doing today? did you actually sleep????
VAN I'M SO DOWN BADJAQWNEQWE help me
AHHHHHH IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FOR YOU. I'm so proud you somehow got the words out even though I have no idea what you said to her and it sounds like you also don't know LMFAOO BUT IT WORKKED
She sounds so sweet ๐ญ๐ญ
OKAOYKAY IT'S OKAY I CAN HELP YOU PLAN A DATE. I THINK. I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE LMFAO
Me, personally, I'm not a fan of watching a movie on the first date. Mostly because it's 2 hours of sitting in silence when I prefer to talk to get to know them better. Unless there's a movie you both REALLY want to watch and are excited over, I would say no to a movie. I also feel like watching a movie at someone's house lowkey puts a vibe out you're looking to do other things during a movie, and if that's the vibe, i support y'all!
I would try to scope out the vibe to see how she would feel about being at your place on the first date? I just actually ended things with this guy I was seeing cuz he kept trying to get me over to his place when I said I wasn't comfortable for the first few dates. But then again, I don't trust men and I think I hate them so LMFAO that's for me to unpack LOL
But this other girl I'm talking to is also not comfortable being at her place or mine for the first few dates. I think it just depends on the vibe and if you ask. It might be different since she's known you a while at the gym already.
Here are some first dates i've planned (btw there should always be food involved prior or after an activity LOL)
picnic in the park & painting. i've bought cheap paint supplies from the dollar tree or walmart
Lunch, digestion walk through a nice park/trail (whatever is in your area) and ice cream
pottery painting places if you have them!
I've done cocktail themed bar nights but idk if 20 is the legal drinking age where you are LOL
Escape room & dinner
I generally just try to see what activities or events are going on in my area.
If she's comfortable being at your place on the first date, you can see about the movie, but I'd plan to either order food in or make something for her depending on your cooking skills LOL also make mocktails together (if y'all can't drink or if y'all just don't like drinking).
I've done board games at a girl's house before and that was super fun!
I wish you luck my friend!!
Also the update is in 3 hours!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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โ jackhughes WTFFFFFF
โ rutgermcgroarty bro ts freaky asf
โ luca.fantilli NO ONE NEEDED TO KNOW???
โ colecaufield maybe i should just stop reading your comments
โ dylanduke25 iโm currently pouring bleach into my eyes
โ trevorzegras this comment was NOT NECESSARY
โ _quinnhughes iโm going to kill you
rutgermcgroarty IM FAV IDIOT #1
โ vivianliu NO UR FUCKING NOT
โ yourusername go ahead fight it out
โ vivianliu I KNEW HER FIRST
โ rutgermcgroarty I WAS HER FIRST FRIEND IN COLLEGE
โ vivianliu WEโVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A DECADE
โ rutgermcgroarty I TOOK HER TO ALL THE FUN PARTIES WHILE YOU STAYED BACK LIKE A PARTY POOPER
โ vivianliu YEAH THEN U HOOKED UP W HER AFTER THE VERY FIRST ONE???
โ rutgermcgroarty HEY LIL BRO WE DONT BRING THAT UP ANYMORE
โ yourusername OH MY GOD WE WERE DRUNK STOP
โ lhughes_06 WHEN TF DID THAT HAPPEN???????
โ vivianliu like the day after she met the whole team ๐ lhughes_06
โ lhughes_06 next time i see you itโs on sight rutgermcgroarty
โ rutgermcgroarty PLEASE WE WERE DRUNK OUT OF OUR MINDS
โ _quinnhughes LUKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER???
โ lhughes_06 I DIDNT KNOW ANY OF THIS SHIT
username79 rosie and rut hooked up whaaaaat ๐ฑ
โ username65 i mean itโs not like we didnโt suspect it
username81 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
username87 such an aesthetic room
_alexturcotte i did not click on this post expecting so much drama ๐ญ๐ญ
โ yourusername our unbothered king ๐๐
โ markestapa king hahaha get it bc heโs on the kings
โ yourusername ๐
โ markestapa ๐
dylanduke25 i wish i was that mirror
โ yourusername WHAT.
โ edwards.73 run it back?????
โ lhughes_06 PAUSE
โ adamfantilli IM SORRY WHAT
โ luca.fantilli clipped
โ mackie.samo broโs never beating any allegations ever again
โ colecaufield bro ๐
username70 im so confused wtf is happening
username68 RUT AND ROSIE SINCE WHEN
username43 iโm so sorry but thereโs no way luke didnโt know anything
trevorzegras I SEE THE IKEA DRESSER
โ yourusername ITS UR MASTERPIECE ๐๐
โ trevorzegras van gogh envies me
jackhughes the sunglasses are pretty stylish if i do say so myself
โ yourusername you actively bullied me when i bought them ๐
โ vivianliu RIGHT i like to think i pull them off pretty well
โ rutgermcgroarty THATโS WHAT IโM SAYING
โ yourusername YOU BULLIED ME TOO RUT
username53 youโre literally the prettiest girl iโve ever seen
adamfantilli you didnโt tell me you and rut hooked up.
โ yourusername BECAUSE WE. WERE. DRUNK.
โ luca.fantilli THATโS WHAT IโM SAYING
โ markestapa FR HOW WAS VIVIAN THE ONLY ONE TO KNOW
โ vivianliu donโt drag me into this ๐
โ rutgermcgroarty WE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
โ vivianliu thatโs not what i was hearing from the other room
โ yourusername OH MY GODDDD STOP
โ edwards.73 โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
โ rutgermcgroarty PLS IM BEGGING STOP EXPOSING US
username89 rut got some game
username70 yall keep talking abt rosie n rut but wb her and ethan??? ๐ญ
username35 are we just gonna ignore ethanโs whole entire comment
luca.fantilli i will never look in those mirrors the same
โ yourusername neither will i ๐ฌ
โ edwards.73 fr
โ lhughes_06 donโt worry when i get back iโll throw all that shit away and change her locks so he canโt get in
โ yourusername LUKE STOP
jackhughes i hate this itโs so hard
โ yourusername umm WHAT
โ jackhughes trying to guess whoโs messing around w u
โ yourusername are u dumb i thought i figured it out already
โ dylanduke25 ๐๐๐๐๐
โ yourusername please duker no
โ dylanduke25 t-t-t-t-t-that-
โ yourusername NO
โ dylanduke25 t-t-t-t-t-THATโS WHAT SHE SAID ๐๐๐
โ yourusername goddammit
username39 rutโs comment ๐๐
username4 DROP THE LIPSTICK SHADE PLSS
_quinnhughes youโre lucky mom doesnโt look at the comments
โ yourusername mhmmm
โ _quinnhughes wait but why donโt you just delete the comments
โ yourusername theyโre funny โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
_alexturcotte young lady why is that finger up ๐คจ
โ yourusername technicallyyyy itโs pointing down ๐ค๐ค
โ _alexturcotte ๐
vivianliu bae whatโs that noise coming from your room
โ edwards.73 sheโs prob busy rn broski
โ vivianliu you disgust me
โ yourusername IN BISY
โ yourusername IM BUDT
โ yourusername IM BUSY
โ lhughes_06 OH MY GOD WTFFFF
โ jackhughes scarred for life
โ _quinnhughes i donโt need the mental image of my baby sister good god
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tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs
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Bro the worst part is that Albert probably started thinking all that โthey deserve to dieโ shit years ago so his brother was like 8-10, maybe even younger while Albertโs thinking about going all Itachi Uchiha๐
Countess Moriarty definitely had some shit going on cuz jfc girlie always seemed so on edge and jumpy
Also considering the era, I would not be surprised if she was on something but called it โmedicationโ, and honestly if it wasnโt for the abuse and mistreatment she gave Liam and Louis, Iโd feel more bad for her
Oddly enough though, out of Albertโs whole family the one I hated the most was his father even tho he barely did shit๐
YOURE SO RIGHT THO, FL IS SUCH A GIRLS GIRL
She probably felt so bad when she found out about Frida too๐ญ
Cringy y/ns are horrifying, especially the โtinyโ misogynistic ones
Like listen, I understand being shorter or smaller than a guy, and itโs completely fine if you like feeling protected or wtv it is, but what the fuck do you mean you could feel his short ass 6inch cock reach the inside of your head???
Or when they complain about OTHER girls wearing dresses and being feminine, like omfg
๐.
Albertโs been insane for god knows how long. Also I wouldnโt be surprised if countess Moriarty was diagnosed with hysteria or got a lobotomy or something like that. Not that her abusing liam was valid but I wouldnโt be surprised if she had theorised he might have been an illegitimate child or something and thatโs why they had to adopt him and Louis.
Bro I swear in the manga version of their origin story, u never really see Albertโs dad like more than once when he was judging og William for all his friends. He saw his two adopted children were being abused and didnโt care and only really did it for the sake of charity or โNobellesse obligeโ
If fl was there I think frida would have had a bit more of a chance bc she would feel safer talking to a woman about her whole situation rather than a man who looked like a uni student.
Tiny y/ns have forever pissed me off. Iโm like 5โ2 and quite slim but you would never EVER catch me going โIโm so short ๐ฅบโ Iโd rather die
You will also never catch me writing anything specific about height (unless thereโs another character thatโs obviously going to be taller because of physical abnormalities or whatever) anytime is use โshe looked up at himโ/ โhe looked down at herโ is if theyโre sitting down or some shit because not everyone is short omg
Almost equally bad if they make yn tall and honestly can be just as annoying. Just use neutral language to describe a y/n and itโs not that hard.
Those fanfics where he has a 12 inch โmemberโ ๐ and y/n is short as hell so she gets fucking impaled ๐ ๐
I swear the first time I ever read a fic with a cringey y/n, I wanted to jump into my phone and smack the shit out of her. Draco doesnโt love your ocean blue orbs and messy bun of blond hair & your 4โ11 size
Even tho I was a bit of a messy kid, I was still hella feminine and loved dresses (despite the fact my mum would cut my hair to make me look like a boy ๐) I will never understand pick me girls who hate pink or feminine stuff. Please get a life ๐
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โ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ Part. 3
vinny hong x gn!reader
A/n: brain going brrrr w this. (and WTF is this anyways). i'm ignoring canon bc that shit hunts me every day, our man does not have a break, lemme tell u. fun fact i did this during class cuz who tf participes in PE??
A/n (2): for some reason i'm not feeling this so ignore any mistakes again. ๐๐ญ
Part. 1, Part. 2, Part. 4
"you were right, this is really good" you comment still chowing your food. after what he had said to you vinny told you to wait in a bench while he went buy the food for you both. now you two are sitting in the same park you had encounter him a few weeks ago. enjoying each other's presence, the feeling being oddly familiar.
"it's good to see you're still cycling" "it always made you feel better, from what i remember". little did you know it wasn't riding a bike that made him feel better, but you. you always hyped him up, and praised him, saying he looked cool and all. it never failed to make him happy. you never failed to make him happy. vinny feels his cheeks heating up thanks to those thoughts, he tries to hide it by lowering his head, hoping you wouldn't notice. it's been barley five minutes and you're already making him feel things, damn it. "fuck" he mumbles under his breath.
"vinny, you're okay?" "..hey, don't look down, it doesn't suits you" when you say this you softly reaches for his chin with your hand, making him look at you."there... much prettier" that damn smile again, vinny swears you're doing this on purpose, there's no other explanation. "yeah, y-yeah" "i'm good" he replies, missing your touch when you pull your hand away from him. "you sure? you're a little red." you ask concerned."no, yeah- i'm okay"
"...alright" "oh, right! so how's your mom doing?" he tenses up after hearing that. what's he supposed to say... that she's incredible sick and he's worried something bad could happen...? he doesn't want to think about it right now. "...she's sick" vinny get's visually uncomfortable talking about this so you pick it up fast enough."prefer not talk about it, right?". "yeah.." you hear him say.
"and how about that girl? is she your girlfriend?" you ask to try to change the subject "what...? NO no, she is not my girlfriend." "she's not..." he's looking at you so flustered you can't help but laugh. he's cute, you think. "haha, okay okay..." "hm, do you have a girlfriend or a partner?" you're ask picking at your food. "i- i don't, no..." his head falls once more, and the look you see on his face is kind of... sad? "hey hey don't worry about it!" "is okay if you don't date, or don't want to talk about it" he nods slowly but then suddenly looks at you "do you? do you have.... a partner?" he's staring at you with such a intense gaze, it makes you feel nervous. vinny seems genuinely so interested and curious so he waits for your answer. "eh, no- well, not currently..."
"ah..." "wait, but you did?!" vinny throws you off balance asking that, why so many questions? and about your dating life no less... he could just be curious about it, your inner voice tells you. you guys don't see each other since you were nine, your life charged since. is understandable him trying to catch up...
vinny's mind is running wild at the moment. you had dated?? with who? when? how? what...? i'm mean is true you were incredible, and still seems to be so. and holy shit you're gorgeous, really really gorgeous. he could imagine someone falling for you. he's just... he... he doesn't know how to call what's he's feeling. it bothers him to imagine you with someone. imaging you laughing so closely to someone, or going on late walks... he thinks, what if he was the one you call partner...?
wait, what is he thinking? god, no- no, stop. you're just his friend. his best friend or more like his ex best friend... anyhow, he shouldn't think those things about you. you're free to date whoever you want and do whatever you want... vinny can't help though, he wishes you'd choose to do those things with him. maybe you would... he stops himself from going any further in his thoughts. vinny knows better than that, those kind of things never work out for him, and besides... why would you ever choose him.
(no one asked for this sequel but, hey ๐... also i'm genuinely going w the flow, had to stop myself from making it longer.)
and for my vinny tag list (anyone who wants to join massage me or just lemme know, i'll add you): @vinnyshongf
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hey peach sorry for the rant but i literally feel like killing myself rn (not metaphorically but in every sense of the word)
1 so my parents believe in numerology and astrology crap but i dont and like there was this prophet who kind of predicted my future when i was born that i'd become a really good IAS officer (its a civil servant job in India) and like that position is everything that people here hope for
2 im not on good terms with my dad currently and my parents (both) hv always been like 'study study study' in the past year my % went from 97 to 91 and they were literally so disappointed but pretended they were fine and it makes me feel so fuckin guilty about myself. Due to studies they havent even given me a mobile and im in freshman year of high school
3 now my % is going down and my dad asked an astrologer and that stupid mf said smthng about my moon and that i should calm my temper and always have a good relationship w my parents or else my career will go down in the drain
4 my mom came up to me and said to amend things and shit and i said i wont talk unnecessarily w him only important talks and do what he asks me other than that dont expect anything else and then she said i need to work on my temper and shit (i agree im a short tempered person but i swear on my fucking books that I HAVE CHANGED A LOT THE LAST I SCREAMED WAS LIKE HALF A YEAR AGO) and my mom practically was asking me to become emotionless and im still crying while im writing this but i cant talk to them cuz i dont want to have a good relationship w them they just dont understand
5 i dont like them cuz they prefer me over my bro, give me extra attention and shit, always have high expectations from me and it's fucking exhausting! I HATE THAT SOME FUCKIN PROPHECY RUINED MY FUTURE AND ME
6 i actually want to do college abroad but my parents were like i wont be able to become an officer in india if i'll study out of country but they dont fucking understand I DONT WANT TO BECOME THAT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN IT i just want to die i cant take there shit anymore ๐ญ
im sorry i just needed to say all this to someone at least.
Oh my god Iโm so sorry youโre going through this. I know itโs easier said than done but this is your life, not your parentsโ. If you want to go abroad to study then do it. Please take care of yourself and not do anything too drastic. Iโd say try to have a calm conversation with your parents, explain what you want to do and why. They may not be happy about it, but theyโll eventually get over it.
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Woooooo ok going back to my old ways for this one
have you noticed an issue with consent in tommy centric sbi storys? cuz like i feel like a lot of the time shit just fucking happens to him
like in a lot of sbi storys(not just dark sbi ones) i feel like tommy gets little to no agency. like for instance if tommy runs away they drag him back kicking and screaming(no exaggeration). and the next day hes like โlol guys im so sorry i was so rude and i love you so muchโ. i think it has a lot to do with mental health issues as well. because often in these storys they treat him like he js so mentally ill and sad and suicidal and shit that he cant make decisions for himself.
i guess it also ties into him being ooc a lot in these fics too. like especially in fics where he is a hybrid. like they make it so hes just so soft and uwu baby and he cant make any desisions for himself because he needs his family to do it for him and he never swears or is angry at them๐๐๐๐โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ because also they often use the hybrod thing so that when he expresses any anger or discomfort/displeasure with what is happening the just scratch behind his ear so his brain stops working and then its a-okay.
this stuff especially bothers me because i am a trans person who came out when they where 10 so when child characters dont get agency it really grind my gears, as literally no one would say.
and listen i know all of it is just an excuse to have some fluffy sbi moments, and an opportunity for the writer to get the comforts they cant in real life by 3 famous โhotโ men . but i dont think that makes it ok.
1. the way they do it infantilizes neuro-divergent
This one is pretty easy to explain, when you say your character with abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, adhd and whatever orher shit you give them is soooo cute and helpless and needs other people to make good decisions for him weather he likes it or not๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ its bad. its bas because it reinforces the idea that all mentally ill people are children or child like.
2. its lazy
listen bbg i get that you wanna feel loved but you could put in even a ๐ค that would be great. it is easy to just not gove your characters agency so you can get to the part you have been replaying in your head over and over a little faster, but its unsatisfying. if you just do a little bit of work, like maybe instead of wilbur telling tommy he cant leave, maybe wilbur says he doesnt want him to leave, so tommy doesnt leave. this shows that wilbur is viewing tommy as a full human person, it shows that tommy loves wilbur, but it also shows that tommy isnt healed enough to admit that.
boom baby i came up with that in like 5 seconds
god im sorry if this is just word vomit i just feel strongly about this fan-fiction trend
tldr: please for the love of god just give tommyinnit a little agency
Sorry I havenโt answered this yet, I did see it in my inbox but then forgot about it. ๐ญ
But honestly yeah I agree with this, although for c!Tommy this is nothing new, literally every character on the dsmp has been mischaracterized and boiled down to one character trait in fanfiction. Morally complex characters like c!Wilbur, c!Sam and c!Quackity being the worst offenders.
But since this is about SBI we will stick to that.
The thing is that a lot of authors do project themselves onto their fave and since in this case itโs c!Tommy, thereโs gonna be a lot of woobifying involved. I agree that removing any agency c!Tommy has is not a good way to write him, however Iโm a little more sympathetic to him being woobified in fanfics only because in canon he doesnโt get that many moments to be properly loved and taken care of.
Not saying itโs really a great idea, but I understand why.
I personally get annoyed too when authors remove c!Tommys scathing tongue in fanfics. Bc hey guess what, he can be fucking mean and rude at times too. He calls people a bitch and other words but the key aspect of c!Tommy is that his way of showing love is, a lot of the time, proven through actions.
In SBI fics where he is made way more childish than he honestly needs to be (like come on guys, the cc is 18, you can make him a little childish but donโt overdo it for the sake of fluff) it kinda takes away the realism and like you said, his agency. c!Tommy doesnโt just take things lying down, he is rough edges and biting words, thatโs who he is.
I think fic authors can do better than just making him a babied version of himself because not only is it kinda :/ to make him constantly dependent upon other people but itโs also just ooc.
I donโt really have much more to say on the matter though, Iโve seen so much ooc writing come out of this fandom alone that itโs impressive (in a /neg way)
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OKAY AHHHHHHH- I PASSED THE 7TH DAY BRANCH THINGY AND AT THE FIRST TIME I GOT A BAD ENDING (NOT THE ONE I WANT) AND I STARTED LAUGHING QUIETLY TO MYSELF BECAUSE THIS IS SO HARD BUT THIS MF PERSON SAVED MY ASS IN THE COMMENTS-
THEY SAID THAT THEY GOT A BAD ENDING TOO BUT THEY DID AN EXTRA CHAT AND EVEN SAID WHAT THEY CHOOSE AND I WENT BACK (THANK FUCK I HAD A SAVE A LIL BIT BEFORE) AND I DID THAT AND I PASSED THE BRANCH AJDHAHSJAJDBAHDHANDHAHDBSJD
NOW I HAVE TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (THE VISUAL NOVELS WITH SAEYOUNG DOESN'T MATTER APPARENTLY???????!?!!?!!) AND ON DAY 10TH I SHOULD GET THE ENDING IF I DID THIS RIGHT
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T I'MA GO BERSERK- WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO DAMN HARD HOLY FUCK HOW THE FUCK I'M GONNA GET ALL THE BAD ENDINGS LIKE THIS I'M ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโโ
THE FACT THAT I HATE THIS GOSH DARN ENDING SUCKS A LOT TOO CUZ IT'S ONE OF THE ENDINGS WHERE SAEYOUNG DIES AND IF I TELL YOU BY WHO AS WELL, WE GONNN CRY TOGETHER-
IMA GO PLAY SOME GENSHIN AND SUFFER WHILE FARMING SOME SHIT AND THEN WATCH DEMON SLAYER SEASON 2 AND FINALLY FINISH IT
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WAITWAIT IS THAT THE ENDING WHERE SAERAN SHOOTS HIM NOOOO THAT ONE IS SO PAINFUL IVE ONLY READ IT BUT STILL NO IM SORRY
AT LEAST ITS OVER SOON ITS OVER SOON, ONLY THREE DAYS AND YOUVE GOT THEM ALL, CONGRATULATIONS ON COMPLETING IT YOU GET AN AWARD ๐
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GO RELAX NOW AS WELL, I WOULD SAY YOU COULD REPLAY THE GOOD END TO RELAX BUT ITS ANGST FILLED SO MAYBE JUST THE CALLS KSJXJD
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