NAH UH . . . EVIL NAPS . All of Tuesday I could barely stay awake 4 more than a few minutes n my friend kept having 2 wake me up during all our classes n I slept through da whole entire assembly and I was fighting all of therapy 2 not fall asleep n I kept falling asleep on da way home every 0.5 seconds NO MORE NAPS PLEASE I CANT DO THIS I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP FROM A RANDOM NAP N I TOOK IDK HOW MANU FUCKING NAPS EARLIER TODAY (technically yesterday ig cuz I just noticed it's 1 am) AAAAAAAAAA
If I get sent 2 school like this I swear I will be walking myself 2 da nearest inpatient n checking myself in if I get sent 2 school(/j) bc I feel extremely tired 24/7 2 da point I can't even slightly think majority of da day n also bc I feel like my stomach is coming murder against me n I feel like I'm gonna throw up every single second of da day n I am NOT gonna spend da whole day at school not paying attention 2 shit and probably get way more easily pissed off than normal n have 2 walk up those god awful stairs . . .
??? OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY 😭😭 ARE YOU SICK MAYBE?
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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knee deep in the passenger seat 🚙
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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