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When life locks a door, burn it. That's how arson works.
#idek what to tag this#arson#doors#kermit#a is for arson#b is for barson#c is for commit arson#d is for door will burn because i committed arson#e is for everybody run im going to commit arson#f is for fire. fire = arson#g is for guns are lame. america needs to step up their game. commit arson#h is for hi; im going to commit arson#i is for i am going out. to commit arson.#j is for just kidding; im going to commit arson#k is for killing people is bad. burn them instead. commit arson.#L is for love is a beautiful thing. express your love to your S/O by commiting arson#m is for murder? no. arson.#n is for no; you heard me right. im hoing to commit arson.#o is for orange. the colour the flames burn when i commit arson.#p is for professional arson commiter. my job is to commit arson.#q is for quick your going to miss the building crumbling down due to me committing arson#r is for right; we should commit arson#s is for survival of the fittest. commit arson.#t is for terrorise people by commiting arson.#u is for understanding my burning desire to commit arson.#v is for video me; im about to commit arson#w is for whatever; im gonna go commit arson#x is for x-ray the body; i think i left my lighter in there. i need it to commit arson.#y is for you should go commit arson!#z is for zero will to live. lets go commit arson to make up for it!
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