#h is for hi; im going to commit arson

[elpis-simps]

When life locks a door, burn it. That's how arson works.

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

[ Roleplay Starter ]

The evil team leader excitedly burst through the gates of Mesagoza, drawing the attention of many of the people outside. Panicked locals ran in the opposite direction while others just stopped and took in the sight.

"Is that the Team Aqua guy?" Students nervously mumbled to each other, pointing at the ecoterrorist. Archie seemed to pay no mind to them, B-lining it to Zakuyamo's home. He loudly pounded on the front door, calling out his name. Archie didn't care he was causing a disturbance outside. He could care so much less! He had cute Pokémon to meet! And if that meant making a few people have heart attacks, so be it. It's their fault for being scared of a well-known evil team leader who tried to flood the entire region of Hoenn years back! Seriously, why would that bother anyone? Can't a criminal just visit Paldea to pet some Pokémon?! People these days!

- @team-aqua-official

"Hold on, hold on you church going twats, I'm getting there, lemme grab my fuckin crutch!-"

[there was the sound a slight struggle, followed by 'Yeah fuck you too, ya fat fuck!'. About two minutes later the door opens to...a person in their late teens with a crutch and a crowbar. He had full intent on cracking kneecaps]

"I TOLD YOU FUCKERS THAT IM Athi....est?..."

[He was staring at the chest of Archie, slowly looking up and dropping the crowbar]

"O h A r c h O n A L o g, H e ' s H e r e-"

[He was exasperated as he collected his words]

"I was fucking joking!? I wasn't expecting someone who inspired me to commit arson as a child to be at my front door!-"

[s0lar-ch3ri]

making this a series ig (spoilers, mostly minor, idk well just have to ROLL WITH IT AND SEE)

episode is starting from zero, episode 1 (quick note: i love how excited everyone is aty the beggining for this camoain, so heartwarming) "'for all you audio listeners your about to hear what a man catching on fire sounds like' 'and also a house catching on fire'" "so its like 3 belts? yeah" "this character sucks not enough belts" ok chip hasnt been described and hes already drawn blood "how much trouble does this woman have keeping her pants up holy shit" "anything that looks valueable, take it" "whats a barrel" instant love with this campaine from here "ill carry this" "ok" "but w h y" “this is the fastest I've ever committed arson in a campaign” "ok as soon as we light this ill let them know so they die an honorable death" "but the barrel is terrified of fire" "so this is a barrel" "lets blow up this popcicle place" hes trying guys "grab a barrel as well i need to study" "in you multitude of belts" when did i forget jay had so many and got bullied for it "i hope she didnt find any more belts in there" ok but whenever i hear marshal jon being described the dopamine just floods out "oh! that wasnt the bathroom!" "no it was not, it was the room where we got the explosives" "WHAT ARE YOU GRABBING THE EXPLOSIVES FOR" "to blow up your ship" bro i loved how gill interacted with people before what an idiot /pos "gill make a-dont make anything you told the truth" gotta love grizzly doing a save "and jay you go to kick this man in the back of the knee and you do you realise that his calf muscles are literally built like boulders" "i want to put my hand on his shoulder" and so it begins the convincing! yes gill go!! "hang on let me see that...big j" "JON, ITS YOUR CHOIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE" "as the door is blown off-" "did somebody fart?" ah yes gill you lit the explosive that makes people fart" "BACHOW!" please dont stop this man from making random noises its great "is your skin always wet or is it dry?" GRIZZ ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS!! "you are to learn a lesson from the moisture master!" remember when gill made his title canon now, its 6 seconds to 20 minutes in "THOSE PIRATES!" man knowing him now its kinda strange to hear him hunting them down "i just occasonally grab people and im like 'you can be better'" cant believe gill went from telling people to be better to just immedately trying to solve their problems (like not even 2 episodes later if im remembering right) "excellent jay you are a fog frog" "im gonna steal somebody's hat then run out the door" jay stealing chips job now "im passing the barrel out the window" i remember when hed just be a problem for any stealth kind of movements "MY FRIEND SAID HE DOESNT WANT YOU TO HAVE AN ADVANTAGE" "there is still time" ITS STARTING WOW "you get the sense this guy cannot see very well" i forgot he had sight problems "YOU BLEW A HOLE IN OUR TOWER" "and you blew a hole in my heart" ACCIDENTAL FORESHADOWING AND A GREAT MOMENT FOR SHIPPERS?? HOW MUCH IS CHARLIE FEEDING US WITH GILLION TIDESTRIDER!?!!? (spoiler: a lot) "can i make a persuasion check?" "sure" if charlie never said this we would never have the future pirate jon, IF HE NEVER GOT A 16 THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED "you cant tell if i cry a single tear or if im usually that moist" the fact that he is can make for an angsty hc that nobody really would notice gill crying "jon didnt make it" oh this better not be another accidental foreshadow "you see, a pink frogtupus" everyone being excited for the preztal reveal was also all of us huh dont lie! "i look like a big flounder" fanartists canon gill description /j "god damn it big j" friendly reminder that (from what ive seen) marshal jon is the only character gill gave a nickname, and he had met him like 20+ minutes ago "YA BOY GILL ABOUTA BE FRIED" "ima just grab them both and jump" ngl i cant put my finger on it but calmer gillion probs the chaos control thats needed because of him being feral "jon this is for you" *proceeds to get an 8* (would have been epic if he suceeded that charisma tho) "jon, the power is- eyeh" "i look over wistfully (?) 'but w h y?'"

[bubupop]

Can we talk more about Solomon and MC? They’re so precious and so weird, i feel like you they could be the weirdest gremlin and the guy would match the energy cuz he’s a grandpa but he's a cool grandpa 😎 (He would totally give MC secret candy/money. Imagine this:

Solomon: Pssst, MC! *he gestures towards him and whispers* come~

MC, all excited: what is it?!

Solomon, very proudly, hands them like 5 grimm and a button: 😎😎😎✋

MC: … Is better than nothing I guess yea.)

Like imagine he’s just standing there in the middle of the corridor and MC just fucking bolts it and tries to yank him off his feet but fucker doesn’t even move a bit AND HE’S SO COCKY ABOUT IT TOO “Oh, MC. When did you get here? Hm, weird, I felt something smack in my back maybe a fly he he.” HE HE.

He’s so so mean and such a tease too): Also MC and Solomon definitely dance to disco music, why? Because I said so ! Cant you guys imagine them dancing to Fernando by Abba and just swinging ‘em hips and pointing up and down and everyone else is like tf, looking up and down towards where they’re pointing but they don’t see shit and are like man humans are weird tf they pointing at ??? Is this a human courting thing or something??

Also taking them both to a hike somewhere AND THEY FIND S T I C K S, you know what must happen then? Obviously they gotta look for the biggest, strongest stick !! And how do they prove it is the best stick? Easy peasy STICK “SWORD” FIGHT !!! Now everyone is just staring at the two humans being weird, again. They feel kinda left out……

Also isn’t it weird how humans just s t a r e at fire? Like the two of em are just glued to the sight of it. Ok, weirdos. But MC if you like it so much you could’ve told them they would have committed arson for you)))):

ALSO, AGAIN, YES. Just curiosity, man. Curiosity is such a humane thing and imagine exploring somewhere or something and MC and Solomon gotta go to every fucking corner to see e v e r y t h i ng. And I mean it all !!! Oh, a box?! We must see what’s inside !!

That’s it that’s my ted talk thank i 4 coming peace n love im planet earth 🤙

[feralthembo]

so im going to include a diverse array of anime guys so this may take multiple reblogs:

you mentioned twinks so im gonna start with my wettest sappiest guys.

first on the roster? my beloved Izuru, Pre-cyborg status because i love this picture so much. look at how fuckin skinny he is i just wanna toss him over my shoulder and throw him into bed

keeping on the theme of "blonde guys who died and were brought back to be meat weapons" we have Deidara, the pic i chose is because the mouth hands are important to understanding my choice here. ART IS A BANG!!! Be Gay Commit Arson!!!

keeping in the fandom with this next one, I'm pulling up Deidara's partner, Sasori. Guy is a puppet who turns people into puppets because fuck you thats why. art is eternal, art endures, art isnt a fucking explosion deidara...

AND NOW BACK TO BLEACH!!!! disaster science twink, Szayelaporro Granz! this guy deepthroats his sword on screen mind you, so thats the kind of fucked up he is. he vores his subordinates to heal himself. the only way he gets defeated is by getting out fucked-up-science-guy'd by someone whos probably gonna make this list once i get to "men i want to hit me or cut me open" but yeah! science twink!

honorable mention for his little brother, Yylfordt, who gets choked out by a superpowered little girl which angers him so much he turns into a bull

Ok so im putting this in after id gone past it because i forgot about the science twink of Durarara!! Shinra Kishitani. this guy is really good at being really smart AND really stupid. but its ok because hes got a hot fairy wife who hits him <3 this guy sells cheap but effective titty skittles 100%

now im gonna transition from this category to another by way of Izaya Orihara. general nuisance. most commonly shipped with a guy who wont be too much further down on the list who he tries to get to kill him multiple times a day. i hope they kill each other while they fuck kinda thing. has a sister whos really into him iykwim. generally seen being a dick or getting the shit kicked out of him, usually both.

AND THIS BRINGS US TO THE CATBOYS WHO I WILL LEAD OFFICIALLY WITH T H E CATBOY.

GRIMMJOW JEAGERJAQUEZ

this is THE angsty catboy. he kills, he maims, he pisses on the carpet, he eliminates whole species of birds for fun and if you keep him inside he SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS HOW DARE YOU FATHER YOU CAGE GRIMMY LIKE THE CIRCUS ANIMAL????? JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS FATHER!!!!!!!

you know what fuck it this is as good a place as any to drop Shizuo, he IS a catboy after all. He has super strength because hes angry. theres a proper in universe explanation but brain isnt there rn brain is at boys avenue. So he dresses in barkeep getup because his brother gave it to him. his brother is his person, though hes close with a couple others. throws vending machines at izaya in canon. this is quite literally how they introduce him. transgender autistic cluster B king SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA (please pardon his hatred of milk)

i cant recall that many catboys actually so next category: miscellaneous fucked up science guys!! starting with the guy who fucked up the pink haired guy from before! Mayuri Kurotsuchi! this guy is war crimes mcgee. he commits atrocities not even for breakfast but a light snack or beverage. my gender is his six inch coke nail? his bankai is a fucking baby and it gets more fucked up each time it shows up. made his child in a lab and is real weird about it. was literally in jail for science crimes at one point.

The guy who let that fucker out of science jail was Kisuke Urahara. my professional nerd opinion is that nobody hates kisuke correctly. YES he masks his fucked up science guy shit with dopey stoner vibes, but those vibes arent fake. hes just a dopey stoner who is also a fucked up science guy. and he is fucked up! he bimboifies everyones favorite catgirl in canon bc it made her stronger! he controls the protagonists party putting them all in serious danger without giving them enough information CONSTANTLY. but also hes my babygirl and i love him. scrungly.

Another guy who kisuke let out of jail was Akon! im actually writing a fic with him in it rn!!! He was just a kid when kisuke let him out and its never really mentioned how he got in there. he keeps a straight face for everyone BUT mayuri and kisuke who piss him off existentially. Hes not just a hero, hes a union man. this is the guy soul reapers go to to get any gender affirming care. he could and would build you a cock trident. basement gremlin energy

I forgot to add him up with the other science twinks but this works because hes an old man in a fresh body? Toto Sakigami. im not talking about him too much because this genderfucked little weirdo explains himself in like .5 seconds on google and i could never do it justice

and ill use this to transition into "please kill me" territory: Senji Kiyomasa! Deadman Crow! literally the only downside is he used to be a cop. hes got the beef, he got no brains, hes flustered REAL easy. its just too good. this man is shaped and sounds like a daddy but would crumble if you so much as showed him a nipple. cinnamon roll that got torched by systematic injustice that he participated in

now my FAVORITE deadman wonderland character? Azuma Genkaku. the UBERMONK. hes gonna help that soul transcend its flesh prison, man. maximum gender, he is the epitome of apeshit. peak fucked up little guy. I am chewing him chewing him chewing him chewing him chewing hi

Kenpachi Zaraki. Dilf extroardinaire who could kill me with his vibes. i dont just want to fuck this old man, i NEED to fuck this old man. he straight up rips someones throat out because they were talking too much. yeah there are more reasons hes here but thats about it

im losing focus but i have like 3 more genres of Guys to rummage thru at some point

the cute anime girls on my tumblr dash would not want me to commit unalive to escape the agonies the cute anime girls on my tumblr dash would not want me to commit unalive to escape the agonies the cute anime girls on my tumblr dash would not want me to commit unalive to escape the agonies the cute anime girls on my tumblr dash would not want me to commit unalive to escape the agonies the cute anime girls on my tumblr dash would not want me to commit unalive to escape the agonies

[ares-athena]

Ck Hawk X F! Reader x Miguel

Old flames

Warnings ⚠️- a little angst in the end and swearing but that's it

Summary- your old friends from out of town come to visit and old flames reignite and secrets are revealed in the candel light

This takes place I would mid season two before middles takes a tumble off the second story

When they are all assholes and Kresse is in their head

For this to really make sense let's say you moved around the same time as Miguel and met hawk and Miguel at school

You had a lot of skeletons in the clostet from your old home

This is when you Miguel and hawk weren't exclusive

Muguel wanted to go out with Sam and hawk wanted to go out with moon

When a few of your old friends come to visit you over winter break

Miguel, hawk, aisha, and tory are all over at your place watching some lame Christmas movie to pass time by but it wasn't working

"You expect me to belive they can just bulldoze that building with people in it? That's illegal." -t

"Tory it's a shitty hallmark rom com it's not supposed to make sense." -y

Then there's a knock on the door

"This went from Christmas to holloween real quick." -a

"Shut up." -y

Miguel and hawk were going to go with you but "sit." -y

You go open the door see what the hell the girl scouts are selling this time

"Nora!"- y

You jump on your best friend

Elnora has been your longest friend

You guys met in kindergarten and had been friends ever since

"Get off me" -n

"I brought the rest of the gang" -n

"Come in there's people for you to meet."- y

"You have friends I'm shocked" -w

"Shut it will. I'm not that much of a loner." -y

"I beg to differ" -o

"Hi to you too oli." -y

You make them come to the living room where the cobra kais are

"Guys these are coria, fleur, Elora, Oliver, elijah, and William

"My friends from Indiana" -y

"Hi im coria oh god I love your hair." -c

We all know who that was directed to

"Coria hun I love you but don't talk anyone's ear off please. I just got these friends." -y

"You say that like you bought us at the store" -h

"I thought you made them up.-w

"I am really disappointed that you think I dont have social skills"

"You don't"

"Not really"

"I'm surprised you have this many friends"

You sit my miguel and hawk like before when muguel asked the dumbest question imaginable

"What was she like back in indiana?" -m

"NO. no no no no no no no."

WE are not going down memory lane today" -y

"Do they not know?" -e

"No they do not know and they don't need to know" -y

"Know what?" -h

"On a scale of 1-10 how unhinged is she?"

"I don't know like a 8" -a

"8.5 on a bad day" -t

"Thats it" -o

"Are you kidding me" -e

"This is bullshit." -c

"Where was this calm you back in indiana where we had to stop you from committing arson?" -w

"Hey that was once" -y

"Yeah once a week"-f

"Arson really." -h

"It was a long time ago." -y

"It was last year" -w

WILLIAM Shut the absolute fuck up" -y

"I wanna here more" -t

"I'm glad your laughing at my stupidity." -y

"In all fairness most of those fires were when we were all high as shit" -c

"As funny as this is we have to get home" -a

"More stories tommorow." -c

"I'll be here" -t

Hawk would take them all home

"I have a question." -o

"Yes you can all stay here tonight." -y

And the history between you, Oliver, and elijah was well known with the group and they want you guys back together

You go up to your room

"Can we bunk with you tonight? That girls are all in the second bedroom" -e

"Yeah sure" -y

The three of you were together before you left

The only reason you guys broke up was because you were moving

They knew that ans they had a feeling by the way Miguel and hawk were looking at them that they were your now boyfriends

You were in the middle of the bed elijah on your right and oliver on your left

Just like 1 year ago the last day before you moved

"We missed you" -e

"You both or the whole group?" -y

"Both" -o

That's when oliver kisses you

It's slow and sweet

Just like your last

And elijah is making himself at home in your neck

Until he sees the hickeys from Miguel and hawk

You pull away from oliver

"Those two assholes are your new boys now" -e

"E you don't eli and Miguel." -y

"Why'd you kiss me back then" -o

"We aren't exclusive" -y

"Then they don't want you"- e

And now your kissing elijah like your life depends on it

Oliver leaving New and darker hickeys on your neck for your new boys to find

While coria was at the door taking a picture

That night ends with you tangled in the sheets with your former lovers

And your current ones blowing up your phone wondering about the mystery boys

Miguel and hawk knew there was something going on

They just had a gut feeling

In the morning the four cobra kais went back to house and you and your last night lovers were still asleep

Elnora and Fluer were talking to tory and aisha telling them stories about you

Corina was in the living room with hawk and Miguel

"Where is y/n" -h

"Upstairs sleeping with Oliver and elijah"- c

"They slept in her room?" -m

They knew it

They knew something was up with those too

"They did a lot more than sleep." -c

"Honestly if y/n never moved the three of them wouldn't have broken up." -c

Based on their faces coria knew something was up

"Whats up with you two? Y/n in a new relationship or something?" -c

"Yeah or something." -m

They were about to ask coria more questions when the three of you woke up to join the party

Miguel grabbed you hand

"We need to talk." -h

They dragged you back to your room

Locking the door

"What the hell is wrong with you?" -H

"Like seriously" -h

"What are you on about now" -y

"You fucking your exes as soon as we leave" -m

"How do you know about that?" -y

"Don't worry about it why are you with them when we were calling and texting you all goddamn night" -h

"Last I checked we weren't fucking exclusive so why does it bother you so much?" -y

"Bacuse your ours no one else's." -m

"Thats hypocritical."-y

"We wanted to be exclusive thats why we came over this morning to see you." -h

"Bullshit." -y

"I am tired of this attitude" -m

Hawk pins you on the bed

Miguel is on top of you

"Your ours not your fucking exes understand." -m

Hawk whispers in your ear "we fuck you better anyway"

"Did you ask the girls I was screaming all night" -y

It was an exaggeration but if it riled them both up you were up for it

"Really" -m

"Lets really make you lose your voice then" -m

Needless to say they proved they were better

They spent all day learning more about your past which you hated

"What about the 17?" -w

"No I draw the line at the 17" -y

"I thought it was 20?" -c

"I think it was 20" -f

"20 what?" -t

"NOTHING" -y

"The 20 were people y/n here had a crush on" -e

"I'm sorry you had a crush on 20 people at once" -m

"Maybe" -y

"And people were always adding to it" -w

That went on all night

Everyone spent a night that night

When you, hawk and Miguel were in your room oliver and elijah came in to talk to you

"Y/n/n we need to talk" -o

"What"-y

"Alone" -e

"If you have something to say to her say here" -h

"This doesn't concern you so keep your goddamn mouth shut" -o

"If it has something to do with our girlfriend it does concern the both of us" -m

"So what your exclusive now what the hell was last night y/n?" -o

"Last night was a mistake" -y

"A mistake my ass" -e

"You know what you know our numbers call us when you come to your senses were leaving in the morning" -o

They walk out

Your past just walked out the door

And your present is standing right in front of you

[keisukeenthusiast]

BAJI KEISUKE

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Baji, the boy who loves you with all his heart.

Baji, who is the most gentle and softie for you.

Giving all his attentions to you because he wanted you to feel appreciated.

- - - - - - - - - -

"Y/n, i want to commit arson."

"Baji."

"Okay, i won't... Just kidding, can we do it together??"

You smiled. And baji really loves that smile.

Yall go out bringing gas and lighter ready to burn someone's car.

And in another hand baji really adores and cherish this moment..

- - - - - - - - - -

"You really growing up and became so beautifull, huh?"

"OH, STOP WITH THOSE LAME ASS PICKUP LINE!!" you blushed.

"But you really do.. alot of thing has changed on you. How you face have glowing so much from year to year, how your body became taller, how your hair growing longer than before.. AND REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO BULLY YOU??! I REALLY DIDN'T MEANT IT! I JUST WANNA TO FLIRT WITH YA.."

You laughed, followed by baji after. Baji cannot help but admiring your face because you're the most beautiful woman he ever seen other than his mom.

- - - - - - - - - -

"How long does it have to take you to get off from this school?"

" 'm so sorry baji! my friends asked me if i can hanging out with them today!"

"And? what did you told them??"

" i said "NO NO NO!! i already have peyoung date with baji!" " you trying to act the situation like how you did with your friends not so long time ago.

Baji found it adorable, how you act like a child when you trying to explain the situation. God, baji loves you so much.

- - - - - - - - - -

"I fell in love.."

"OH NO! WITH WHO JAMAL?!?!"

Baji laughed, "with you stupid"

Baji continued his word, "Can we make a promise??"

"Yes, what is it?"

"Can we promise that we will never leave each other? can we promise that we only and forever will in love with each other? Promise to never let go of my hands? I promise one day, i will buy you a ring and you will be my forever wife y'know?? alright?"

"ahaha, of course baji.."

Baji smiled.

- - - - - - - - - -

"Wow, your room is so cool, kei!"

"Heh, i know right?... MOM! CAN YOU MAKE US PEYOUNG PLS?"

"fried egg on top?" baji's mom shouted from kitchen.

"fried egg on top" baji grin

"You wanna know what's more cool!?"

Baji opened his window and alot of cat jumping in his room, you shocked.

"WOW..."

"They're all OUR children" baji grin

"They're!! omg so cute! that one with mix coloured fur! come here, moew~ tsk tsk meow~"

Baji admiring you playing with the cats, he's falling more and more in love with you. At some point, his love for you can't be explain by the word itself cause it is to much.

- - - - - - - - - -

"...... got it???"

"H-huh??"

"Wait.. so you never been paying attention all of this time!?"

"Sorry, im busy looking at your cute concentrate face" he teased you.

"Baji stop!! stop making me blushing goddammit. You wanted to make your mom proud of you right?! so pay attention of what im trying to teach you"

"YESSIR!!" he smiled hugging you.

You rolled your eyes and smiled.

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Now its all just memories to you..

IT WAS A LIE.. A LIE THAT KEISUKE TOLD YOU.

AND YOU STUPIDLY BELIEVE IT.

"God, i wish that you had thought this through

before i went and fell in love with you'

'Don't you dare forget about the way you betrayed me,

cause i know that you'll never feel sorry,

for the way i hurt, yeah" - 'Traitor' Olivia Rodrigo.

"At the end, you're the one who broke the promises, keisuke"

"Goodbye, kei."

As you leaving the "Baji Family" tombstone.

[greekgoddess458]

shit said at my high school

(and yes, this is 100% real, sometimes i wish it wasnt)

- Here, have a miniature club cracker for your insecurities

- I may be depressed but im not gonna litter

- I smite you with the power of god and anime

- Wait a second, aren't you "straight?"

- You know what else looks clean? My criminal record

(then, completely unrelated to the previous statement)

- Didn't you commit arson two years ago?

- My mom said I cant start a revolution until college

- Either the taco sauce or the song is making me tear up. Probably both.

- There's only one way to fix America. ESTABLISH A MONARCHY.

- I guess he came over without the over.

- AmeriCAN but AmeriSHOULDNT

- If it doesn't go floosh or chonk them why are you eating it?

- me: How high is the roof?

Student: Not high enough.

- Im still losing braincells over stale soda

- Math teachers dont have anger issues, they have angle issues

- My eyeshadow hurts

- Who's from Disappointment Island NOW?!?!

- They'll be like 'my grandma just died,' and ill be like *giggle* yeah.

- we are now going to quarantine this pencil

- No, you cant have an Altoid because you like BOYS

- Student 1: Watermelon?

Student 2: Watermelon.

Student 3: Watermelon?

Students 1 & 2: *nodding* watermelon

- To be honest, corn juice is not my favorite

- This acid is REALLY getting to me

- My breath is cold like...hot chocolate

- Stop trying to peer pressure me into being a lesbian

- yeah, he's intimidated because you nearly killed him with an orange

- Student: Now what have we learned about cutting off heads?

me: It's not good for the economy

- my dad looks like he's on drugs but that's probably because he is

- today on 5 minute crafts we're going to learn how to commit genocide!

- *thoughtfully* who did i stab last weekend?

- would you like a can of lightly used corn?

- i want to be immortal but i want to blow up

- i've always wanted pixilated eyes

- it's only cannibalism if you don't wear socks

- i love being a whore

- *mockingly* did he really? yes bitch.

- i may be depressed but at least im hydrated

- what if i take their achilles' tendon?

- my body needs to figure out if im going to die or not

- what anime is this? OH NO ITS WIKIHOW

- *tearfully* i have BREAKFAST biscuits

- im so hyped but im half dead

- STARVE FASTER

- me: are you trying to hold my hand or slap me

my bf: both

- *student sobs while sewing*

- EAT THIS FLOWER

- Teacher: good morning

me: time has no meaning

- now your shoes are ten cents richer

- *sadly* i dont have any jellybeans in my shoes

- they stopped hiring cannibals years ago

- yeahhh child labor

- yall my cousin killed his wife and is on the run lol

- *finger guns* like a CULT

- Why is it BLACKboard? I thought we were about gender equality

- Family genes? How many people have worn them?

- Get your tiny lungs today!

- me: Are those your pants?

Student: yes

me: put your pants back on

- I'm sorry im cultured enough to eat spaghetti with a straw

- Student 1: *confesses their feelings*

Student 2: Kowabummer

- Wait a minute, crabs have built-in windshield wipers?

- Did you put the dogs in the dryer?

- death is inevitable and so is tax evasion

- swear if i have to read about your dead grandpa's dog, im gonna cry. just give me the recipe

- STOP BEING SUPPORTIVE I KNOW YOU SECRETLY L O A T H E ME

- wait im stabbed

- Student: if its a no that doesnt mean it's a yes

me: the fuck?? what do you think no means??

- i have an offbrand french boy

- me: *groans*

Student: do you have gonorrhea?

- my mom just died haha

- *two students have a picnic while discussing how one lost his virginity in the middle of the hallway*

- me: *jokingly calls a girl my wife*

my bf: shes not your wife

me: shes def my wife

my bf: no, ill be BOTH if i have to

- *eats a lunchable while sitting on the bathroom floor*

- why are you beating your wife with a cheese stick?

- Teacher: a chemical agent that creates cancer

Student: my dad has that :D

- mufasa do be kinda thicc tho

- do you wannt start on the-oh im thicc

Said by teachers~

- You can ask a friend. Oh wait, do you have any friends?

- If i got fired today that'd be fine with me

- my whole life is a mistake

- Are you okay? Inside? No.

- that's gangsta

- oh, wow, good. you're a moron

- stop googling obama

- i can't afford therapy

- if it's healthy i dont like it

- we got a lot to cover today so try to keep out the bullying

- you have officially been sushed

- plus they had to have backup kids because someone's gonna die

- im gonna take a nap

- im throwing it back

- *spontaneously blows something up*

- i miss middle school when you didnt say words

- i dont think i put any wack ones on there

- i dont wanna be hit by your macarena

- No urinating in Cheerios!

- If you cant see then open your eyes

- im sitting on a table because thats the day ive had

- im about to hurt you

- yall need to keep an eye on me because i think im in the early stages of dementia

- its the other soulless woman

- *said "no no" to a drug dealer*

- Student: What does diatomic mean?

Teacher: two ! 😁

- id like to stay married

- *makes whole class do yoga*

- i wouldnt say that to anyone i knew didnt have friends, like [student name] or something

so yeah there's more but i didnt feel like writing them all down :P

[klugpuuo]

hey hey Hey h.

tell me about your favorite puyo puyo character and Why they're your favorite and what aspect (be it fanon or canon) of them do you despise with a burning passion. ok go,

(also yes hi thanks for the nice tags on my art... we are friends now >:] )

oh shit oh fuck oh man oh god oh man uhhhhhhhhhHHH

i don't have a favorite (as in kuro sig [despite, being a real actual person] is my favorite but the number 2 spot rotates every day) BUT today my favorite is tied between wacht, lidelle and amitie so im gonna speak of that

(ALSO HELL YEA FRIENDSHIP WInncvjv)

WACHT:

He's my favorite because fuck he's a mood. I also don't get sleep and have problems with my ears. The only things I truly dislike abt him are his supposed hatred of bugs and also the fact that he only has like. 12 lines of dialogue (so my brain substituted his entire personality with sans so i could rp him and i'm never forgiving my brain for such terrible actions against us all /hsrs)

i dont think he even has a fandom

LIDELE:

ah fuck where do i begin with this kid

she's great she's amazing she's cute and deserves the world but i hate her with a passion (see: yourfavehateslidelle) . she reminds me of me when i was like 10years old except instead of any anger it's just ALL awkward sadness. she is a gay and needs mental help immediately and i hope her family isfully found soon

AMITIE:

hey hey that's me:)

insane. deranged. full of backstory that sega's too much of a coward to give us. YES i am talking about amitieI know who i speak of.

he deserves so much more than he gets, relationship- backstory- and character-wise. honestly the only thing i truly despise abt him isnt even his weird horniness or loudness, it's the fact that I can't refer to him as him without feeling weird but Ican't call him by other pronouns because it makes me dysphoric. i live in hell i suppose

also i dont like all the arson people make him do but then again admittedly i have made him commit arson several times to try to deal with it but still

tl;dr!

i think about the funy puyo guys too much ajd project even more so. help

[awfullyaster]

andrew and neil are switches, don’t you forget it

ok hi here for my (probably) daily aftg rant,,,,so i’m seeing that the majority of the fandom (as far as i’ve seen anyway)--or fics/fanart consisting of andreil doing the do--view neil as a power bottom ?

am i incorrect? are my resources false? idk bout u but so far i’ve only seen like one fic where neil is the top/penetrator (!mao is that even a real word idk but it sounds weird haha cute ok anyway)

and honestly, i have to disagree. i do. i’m not trying to push andrew’s boundaries by saying that neil could top, i’m just saying that y’all don’t give neil enough credit.

liek,,,,,bro,,,,,do you not see the amount of top energy neil mf josten radiates ???? like, yes, we know andrew takes the lead but it doesn’t necessarily mean he’d top forever ?????

( just a proposition, ofc but this is just my opinion based on observations--yet again ) 

( and tbh i had difficulty trying to figure who was the top and who was the bottom between them when i encountered the first hint of intimate growth in their relationship--to the point where i had to ask my best friend who hadn’t a clue what aftg was prior to (that’s when the aftg rants officially started/ignited) and it took some time/proper discussion/consideration but he first came up with the conclusion that andrew was a sub top and that neil was a power bottom )

as for yours truly, i came to the conclusion that they are both switches (some time after i finished reading).

i mean,,,,,,can you really just look at neil josten--wholly, like his entire personality, attitude (problem !), traits, &c and decide on the spot that he’s a bottom ??? how ??? how the hell do you come up with that ?????

and hear me out, i have evidence/reasons:

one) The Great Riko Roast™️. need i say more? 

(if elaboration is necessary:

keep in mind that neil (this literal fucking nobody) burned riko (supposedly the king of exy or whatever the fuck, who cares) to ground on the spot (no script, just his attitude problem (mwah i love him) and pure spite)

again, he burned him to the ground on live television, publicly humiliating riko with each and every word

idk bout u but i am so damn sure andrew found out right then n there that this bitch radiates top energy for fucking sure (or, in his words, isn’t spineless)

neil committing arson via verbal attacks is just---splendid. absolutely mesmerizing. flawless. truly inspiring. gamechanging. glorious. 

he’s so rude i love him

anyway )

two) neil can shut up andrew up without having to touch or kiss him. he can leave him speechless. with just his words. 

(yes, we know anybody & everybody knows better than to touch andrew but like i mean he wouldn’t have to fight him or whatever) (and he doesn’t have to kiss him to shut him up--though he definitely can--he doesn’t have to because that’s just how fucking powerful he is)

y’all,,,,,are you ready for one of the most amazing lines i believe we all know and love,,,,,

““You have a problem wherein you only invest your time and energy into worthless pursuits."

“This,” Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, “isn’t worthless.”

“There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.”

“And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”

Andrew stared stone-faced back at him.

[...andrew had his hand frozen mid-air...(i forgot the rest)]”

if this does not prove dominance to you, i don’t know what to tell you. (HE WAS MERELY SPEAKING AND ANDREW COULD NOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING-- A N Y T H I N G --TO SAY BACK BC IT’S A PERSONAL ATTACK AND HE DIDN��T SEE IT COMING AND THAT’S WHY HE SEES NEIL AS INTERESTING/WHY HE ‘HATES’ HIM SO MUCH BRO I)

hOweVeR

i know that dom bottoms exist (i think so, anyway) or bottoms that radiate top energy/the position (i.e. bottom,top) energy you radiate can be entirely different from what position you really are/are comfy with and that these are just words but that brings me to my following point,

three) (#1 insitgator, he, oh yes, neil josten, yes indeed) his unexpected (and to be frank, quite thrilling) acts of asserting dominance ?????? um ????

(when they were kith kithing next to the kitchen (next to kitchen) in neil’s dorm room) “[neil felt his phone buzz in his back pocket and against the wall it was obnoxiously loud. he already knew it was his daily countdown, but he already knew how much little time he had left. he didn’t need to reminded, especially now...andrew took it out of his back pocket and offered it to neil, pulling away from his mouth. neil took the phone from andrew’s hand and threw it across the living room, not taking his eyes off andrew. andrew watched as the phone bounced off the couch and onto the carpet. neil kissed his neck in attempt to distract him and was rewarded by a startled jolt which was enough reason to do it again. and even though andrew pushed his face away, they were close enough for neil to not miss how andrew shivered.]” 

b r o ,,,,,,,,,,,, bro,,,,,,it just--

(when they were alone in the bus otw to that one away game--belmonte, i think?) “[“i wonder when coach found out about this,” neil prompted. 

“there is no ‘this’.”

“i wonder when coach found out you only want to kill me ninety-three percent of the time.”

neil retraced his steps and had a moment of realization. before andrew left for easthaven, neil had told andrew to trust him and not ‘neil’. 

“it was before you left,” neil started... 

“coach doesn’t believe what other people want him to believe, he believes what he sees,” andrew replied...

“are you going to tell them?” neil was referring to the rest of the team, and this was up to him, whether they’ll be out or not. 

“i won’t have to. renee says the upperclassmen are betting on your sexuality.”

neil knew that matt mentioned that there were bets on about him, but he didn’t know it was about this.

“it’s a waste of time and money. they’ll all lose. i’ve said all year that i don’t swing and i meant it. kissing you doesn’t make me look any of them differently. the only one i’m interested in is you.”

“don’t say stupid things.”

“make me.” and with that, neil grabbed a fistful of andrew’s hair and pulled him in.]” 

dude,,,,,,,,,he can take control,,,,,he can,,,,he can lead, too, but he follows andrew’s because he’s a good boy and he knows how important it is. he improvises and uses what he has and takes control from there. dude. dude. 

three) honestly? i think andrew likes it. neil’s unexpected acts of confidence,,,kinda leaves him on the edge of his seat yk,, like doesn’t it increase his percentage? it does, right? cuz ik it did when andrew guided neil to touch his chest and neil emulated andrew’s words, “i won’t be like them. i won’t let you let me be.” (i love them bye) but liek,,,,yeah idk andrew liking neil’s neck kisses/fetish kinda tells me he likes it so maybe this isn’t concrete evidence particularly but i’m still including it because andrew’s a switch, idc what anyone says, 

four) i lost my train of thought but i ran out of reasons--on the spot, anyway--so i might come back to this if i do but just to make it clear:

andrew minyard is a switch. (it just takes time, like a lot, but it doesn’t mean it’s necessarily impossible/never gonna happen.)

neil josten is a switch. (he respects andrew’s boundaries and doesn’t push him, he’s fine being guided, but it doesn’t mean he can’t take the initiative himself (and i forgot to mention it but re: when he asked andrew if he doesn’t like to be touched in general or if it’s a trust thing + many more times, before & after their first kiss, i believe, my brain is just empty rn) and i just think that deserves more recognition)

so !! 

(this post is a mess, (i always am but today’s just worse) i know, and i’m sorry)

in conclusion,

let neil top andrew !! they deserve it !! 

(not that vice versa is bad, but this isn’t either, yk, just saying. also, i hope this isn’t too late to say in the post, but i do not, i repeat, i do not, intend to pressure any content creator--fic writers, fan artists, editors, &c--to create content this particular way only,,,,okay,,,gotta make that unequivocally clear. and i’m not saying andrew topping neil is bad or overrated, because i know that when it comes to them, sex in general would take some time, especially neil topping andrew, but i think they deserve that freedom, yk. again,,,,this is just my personal opinion. no insisting statements here, just wish for freedom to speak my mind, that is all. also feel free to interact if you agree/disagree or both !! i’m willing to hear anyone’s comments or thoughts or whatever !! i hope i’m talking to a brick wall here ahah) 

bro brain poop rn

anyway

tl/dr: bro let neil top (not necessarily on top, but that works, too--either/or--or both, if y’all dare ;DD (kill me) (but like srsly) (let neil top) (plz) :))

(also somewhat off topic but might anyone have access to some fics in which consist of neil first getting andrew off ??? i randomly remember it from ms. sakavic’s extra content page and i would like to see what the fandom offers, if y’all don’t mind)

im so mean and insistent on my aftg-related opinions now that i think about it

whoops

[artificialac1d]

ahhh view monster very epic album. it has a few miss songs, but skipping those aren’t a bother 

lets go!!!!  kaleidoskull (hhhnfghjdbf instrum ents) this is a cute little instrumental piece to start off the album!! it sounds really nice and calming sorta. cool!! amnesia was her name (guitar B]) uhh this one is fine. i dont listen to this one a lot, i usually skip it, but it isnt awful!! it has a nice little instrumental. the man in stripes and glasses (ehh) the song isnt bad its just preventing me from listening to mARKETLAND. the chorus also is not the greatest. the rest is fine. marketland (dododododododooododododoododooooooooo) the guitar(?) part at the beginning and that persists through the song is cool!! i never realized how much i love the instrumentals to lemon demon songs until i wrote these damb. MOMMA ZOOMA money is VERY fun to sing i love it yes thank you. tried playing it uke once, failed miserably B] gadzooks (this album starts off with a lot of misses h) this song is alright. same opinions with this one with amnesia :/ knife fight (FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIIIFE) oh yeah??? the instrumental is just!! very cool!!!! the second voice a little obnoxious, and the end part makes me embarrased, btu otherwise, this song is a 13,000/10 would jam to again the only house thats not on fire yet (ahh!!!!! yes!!!!!) oh my GOD this song makes me feel nostalgia i dont even have. its just really peaceful and nice and just dbhhgfjdsrgbhj!! gahhh singing it is a blast!! i really love this song, if you cant tell. the ocean (ballroom dance 😳) another one of my moms favorites!! i dont know why i keep including my mom into these,,, be quiet. very upbeat!! nice little uhh synth(?) bits!!! i dont know what to call these little computer noises hngjhfbjdh. this song is really memorable for me! v fun to sing. the afternoon (exploding house i think) see the footprints in the cave??? this song is a lot like the only house thats not of fire yet in the nostalgia part. very good time!! very much vibes!! love it spring heeled jack (murderer but bouncy) instrumental!!! 20/10!!! i use a lot of !! sorry 😳 uhh the lyrics!! fun! cool to sing along to, very nice song!! thank you kneel sliceofpizza!  being a rock star (the music industry sucks) sticks instrumental?? hell yeah!! again, VERY fun to sing if im home alone or soemthing. the chorus,,,, 10/10 love that. very vibes ask for nothing (balloon flew away :pensive:) this song is cute!!! the instrumental is very soft, and so is the singing/lyrics!! this is a very nice like, calming song!! very nice satirists love song (w hoa) i havent lsitened to this one in a while so i am listening to it while writing. whoa!! the instrumental is GREAT (like always) the singing is nice!! the little chorus bits are cool! hell yeah. the machine (anticipation to bill watterson😳) do i need to keep saying the instrumental is good? the instrumental is good. THIS is one of the songs you can just, relax to and chill out. very very nice experience!! listen to this after a long day. bill watterson (og fuckm oh shit stalker neil) instrumental...... really cool very jamming i literally cannot express how FUN this song is to sing this song i literally cannot its GREAT 1,000,000/10 would commit arson to again. something glowing (literally almost spelled it something clowning im so tired) this is nice! very relaxing and theraputic. its a nice relaxing song compared to the obsessiveness of bill waterson. nice contrast!! 320x200 (64,000) this instrumental is nice to listen to!! ear candy. ben bernanke (h???? dgfhjdhbfjhkd???) i dont like this song. it sounds good but i dont.. like it. you can like it but. it freaks me out. idk maybe i just hate the visual of ahem EVERYTHING.  drinky-bird (instrumental part 3!! electric dance partee!!) another nice instrumental to listen to!! i dont usually listen to the instrumentals a bunch, but thats only because i want to get to the songs with lyrics lol modify (cut off your fucking arms) whoa... the instrumental is BANGING. i planned to do a seriesof drawings for this song including each person who mangled themselves but gave up lol. the lyrics!! fun!!! upbeat gore B] nightmare fuel (clown head with legs) spoomky ??? well it is spooky month so. yes. the song is pretty nice!! i dont listen toit much so i dont have a lot to say. sundial (JAMMIN) i remember this being the BOP when i first found it. ngl listened to it on repeat for like a day. its very cool!!! very nice to listen to. also who fucked up his sundial who am i fighting. the wiggles hate eachother in real life (never watched it) uhh the instrumental is nice! not my favorite, but its a very interesting sendoff!! oh no one of the wiggles is drunk :[ thanks for reading this bullshit im tired might draw something or pass out idk.

[tikitm]

tiki being a music nerd for 13 minutes straight

uhhHh so oscar and ozpin’s theme are mixing more ?? i hear little bits and pieces of ozpin’s theme , then oscar’s in ‘trouble on the argus limited’

in the same track , ‘trouble on the argus limited’ , ozpin’s theme begins to play , but then takes a ,,, darker, more sinister sounding note instead of that higher , more hopeful note in his theme that he usually has

the main theme , rising can be heard when ruby is telling the plan in ‘trouble on the argus limited’ and it’s soft , but it’s there , which carries on the theme that they’re trusting ‘in the light’ and ‘rising like the moon’

the playful theme in ‘mistral central station’ that captures the character’s excitements ?? amazing

then it goes into dee and dudley’s theme that sound Annoying as Heck , and then it blends into qrow’s theme ?? beautiful stunning amazing bird dad

then you hear ozpin’s theme again , which slowly gets taken over by oscar’s theme again , and they they seem to blend together again , like they have been doing

the piano part of smile in ‘mistral central station’ gave me goosebumps !! ilia has come such a long way as a character and it makes me happy that she funny has a straight path she Wants to go on

and there it is - ‘like morning follows night’ - a perfect , slow , version of it that really enraptures sun’s ,,, softness for blake and how he came to support her and after all , he did support her and help her and that makes me soo happy

but then it trails off into a lighter tune when the camera pans to yang and her friends and hhhHhh im soft

wow then it takes a dramatic tone shift to a dark and sinister theme for ‘spider’s web’ because cinder is starting to get into some Shady Shit™️ because she’s desperate for any kind of information on anyone

and then it pans right into that cue music that neo is Right There™️ , ready to attack , and then it goes into softer , more sinister and mischievous music that shows that wow they’re actually up to something , and it’s going to be big and bad and it’s going to put someone to shame

AND THEN THE THEME OF ALL THINGS MUST DIE PLAYING SOFTLY AND SLOWLY ??? amazing. im so excited akdhsks

all things must die slowly transitions into one thing and that makes me happy because it’s their two themes blending into one another , showing that they’re working together - but the sinister undertones show that they don’t fully trust each other and there Are secrets and undertones being kept

‘say her name’ starts out soft and slow and relaxing , but then gets more mysterious and faster as it goes , showing the severity of the situation

ozpin is being really shady and not that trustful right now , and oscar’s trying to Fight It to give them the information they need and stuff , which shows through the undertones of his theme playing throughout the track , then his theme slowly taking over , showing that he is fighting against ozpin’s control - he wants to be his own person , which is way it’s even more upsetting when qrow says that he isn’t

and then the music picks up and up and up faster and faster and louder and louder , showing ruby’s decision to say jinn’s name -

and then it goes silent. it stops

and whOOsh jinn !! genie in a bottle !! genie in a lamp !! her upcoming theme has a few familiar notes that form a familiar melody , but they’re hard to place

and then the music picks up , showing ozpin’s desperation to keep things ‘close to the chest’ and BOOM the music stops

im literally going to do an entirely different thing for ‘a delicate balance’ because there’s so much to say about this track - and it’s e i g h t m i n u t e s

‘our creation’ - im guessing it’s for the god of light’s moment with ozma

it’s soft , slow , and with the choir in the background , it makes the music seem ,,, important and urgent - like something Needs to be done and that something needs to be done quickly

and oof ozma’s theme soft in the background , showing that after all , he is still human and he wants a normal life and all that and hhhh i feel so bad

im skipping around im sorry

‘brunswick farms’ has that sinister , dangerous vibe , but we’re not sure what it is yet - dangerous , mysterious - we don’t know.

and it’s slow - it slows down at certain points to really emphasize on the scariness

the slow piano at a certain point gives it a certain softness that it shouldn’t have - a false sense of security , if you will . but then it turns into more mysterious , with hints of qrow’s theme (which im guessing is for the part of his drinking™️) that is slow

AND OH SHIT THERES THE PART WITH THE DROPPING OF THE BOTTLE

and ruby YANKS herself up and woAh that’s kinda scary

‘the apathy’ is probably the scariest track in the ost. it’s slow , sinister , and it’s literally telling you something is about to happen

AND THEN THE MUSIC PICKS UP !! ITS THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON BAY BEE

they’re running they’re running they’re running they’re running uh oh sisters

every time the music slows down it stops the melody slightly , that’s the part where the apathy SCREAMS , slowly zapping the motivation out of them

and each time it gets louder and louder and bigger because their influence is getting more and more overwhelming

and then the music slows down slightly because they’re giving up , and the sinister , scary theme is getting louder and louder - and then the silver eyes stops the music for a split second

and maria is over there , trying to coach ruby into using her eyes and then - BAM

and now they’re running out of the house , yelling for oscar to GET THE DAMN TIRE

and weiss sets the HOUSE ON FIRE and wow she’s committed arson

and they have to get the HECK out of there as quick as they possibly can

im doing something completely different for the grimm reaper skjsk

‘welcome to argus’ gave me goosebumps. the soft ,, piano of ‘rising’ gives them hope - gives us hope - because they made it. after all that shit , they made it. finally.

and then it gets into a more cheerful , nice theme of argus , with little notes of oscar’s theme in the beginning because ‘CUTE BOY OZ’ and then they’re touring around argus , looking at all the sights and stuff

ruby’s surprise in jaune’s sister is shown through the ‘ooh !!’ moment in the music that interrupts the melody of the entire track

‘cashews’ is amazing. it’s shows the literal stupidity of the entire interaction - from maria and cordoven’s banter , to a more serious match music , then slower , sadder music because ‘oop racism’ , but then it picks up again lmao

there isn’t much to say about the track ‘silver eyes’ but it shows the softness - the emotion - that goes into using silver eyes

‘jaune’s arc’ gives me whiplash. because it’s slow in the beginning - then it picks up speed to show jaune’s anger as he shoves oscar against the wall and Yells because his love died for ‘nothing’ , and he lets oscar go with sadness and regret , but he doesn’t say anything. and then as they’re looking for him , jaune has time to think things over. you hear the melody of ‘forever fall’ towards the middle , then the melody - the song itself - takes over as something to signify that jaune really Misses her , but gets closure

AND THEN OSCAR’S THEME !! HAPPY , HAPPY BOY !! its so happy !! he feels good about his new clothes - and despite what he says , he gave himself closure for now , but im sure itll be touched upon later because of the cut off of his theme , interrupted by qrow’s theme to show qrow’s grumpiness and all that

and then ruby’s speech !! she had a little bit too many speeches , but the theme ‘rising’ plays again , to show her - their - determination to get to atlas and figure it out because they WILL rise like the moon - like the sun - no matter what. they won’t give up.

‘the heist’ !! a theme that gives everyone Anxiety because no one thought it would work , and the moment it did work , it didn’t . weiss and maria sneak onto the airship and take them out , with the others standing around waiting , and yang and blake off on their own

a small version of oscar’s theme plays as he comforts ruby , showing how much he’s grown into his own character

and then the music picks up and oof it turns suspenseful because oh Shit where’s blake

‘into the canon’ is not only scary on screen , but also scary music wise. it’s suspenseful , it mixes both blake and yang’s fights and the other fight together. the music is fast and urgent , showing that they have to get away and fast and if it doesn’t work , bad things will happen. bad things are going to happen.

but first !! the battle music for cordoven’s fight. fast , playful , serious at the same time. it shows both perspectives of the fight - absolute absurdity , which cordoven feels , and the urgency that the team feels. cordoven thinks this is childish - disgraceful. the team thinks this is important - something that Has to happen or else they can’t complete their mission.

and ruby goes DOWN THE CANON

i have to do an entirely different thing for ‘protecting each other’ too

OH NO HERE COMES THE GRIMM

the music gets dangerous , crazy , fast - they have to do something quick or bad things will happen and that won’t be okay. huntsman and huntresses are supposed to protect - if they can’t do that , then what are they good for ?

jinn’s theme , then the hopeful theme of indomitable is just 👌👌

-‘flight to atlas’ gives closure - peace that they couldn’t find for a while. it’s slow , soft , showing that they made it - it was a long , stressful process , but they made it. with a lighter version of qrow’s theme , small undertones of ozpin’s and oscar’s theme , and then how the music SWELLS when they see atlas because it’s beautiful - it’s grand , it’s amazing - and they made it. there’s a sense of triumph in there , a sense of urgency and a sense of pride. they rose , and they’re going to try and stay there

uhhHHh thanks for sticking around to hear my literal Ramblings about the ost and me being a music nerd - this ost is just so good ?? and if you haven’t listened to it go give it a listen ! the vocal tracks are Amazing , and so are the instrumental ones.

[queerloquial]

(pinging @loghainmactir bc u asked for malcolm n an oc and these are a bit long to all go in one post)

(also i did one for jasper ages ago so im going with a nerd i dont pay a lot of attention to on this blog anymore)

(& just in case: cw for brief mentions of csa below)

your fave is problematic: maur stormcrown

literal child

seriously who let a 19 year old be The Dragonborn

if this wasnt skyrim would she be legally old enough to drink

why is everyone okay with sending her out solo to face *gestures to the entirety of the game*

highly questionable morals

grave robbing? theft? murder? arson? all good and fun activities

has had this attitude since she was a fifteen-year-old guild thief in the imperial city, committing increasingly dangerous crimes to earn the approval of her sponsor in the guild, the one person keeping her from being utterly alone and destitute on the streets

will not harm beggars, children, or domestic animals, at any cost. usually the expense of property damage that people-not-her will have to pay for

wears an amulet of zenithar ironically. thinks “guild thief wearing symbols of the god who explicitly hates theft” is the pinnacle of comedy

will eat anything

antlers. grave dust. ectoplasm. raw eggs. raw hearts. gravel. just fucken grab a handful of rocks and e a t t h e m

is never sure if she has the right to be upset that her step-parents kicked her out, leaving her vulnerable to being targeted by a predator as a young teen, because that is definitely a reasonable punishment for an understimulated kid turning to petty theft for an intellectual challenge

cant actually use mortal magic

dragon soul that provides her with unfathomable amounts of potential to warp the fabric of reality to her will. cant make flames with her hands or do a simple healing spell

only came to skyrim because she was trying to outrun the guild after murdering her sponsor

thats not problematic at all, tbh, dude was a creep who kept a teenage girl as a human pet and definitely deserved it when she finally snapped and beat his ass

but seriously why is nobody concerned about this baby running around by herself

why are you routinely promoting her in the imperial army, she doesnt need a rank and title she needs therapy and a case with cyrodiilic child services

uses telekinesis to throw cabbages across whiteruns market district at 2 am and try to catch them with the same spell before they hit the ground

carries an impractical amount of knives

doesnt pay marcurio enough to deal with everything she drags him into

did not provide any explanation when she gave him mehrunes razor to replace his shitty steel dagger