#teamfrustrationbosszakuyamo

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

[ Roleplay Starter ]

The evil team leader excitedly burst through the gates of Mesagoza, drawing the attention of many of the people outside. Panicked locals ran in the opposite direction while others just stopped and took in the sight.

"Is that the Team Aqua guy?" Students nervously mumbled to each other, pointing at the ecoterrorist. Archie seemed to pay no mind to them, B-lining it to Zakuyamo's home. He loudly pounded on the front door, calling out his name. Archie didn't care he was causing a disturbance outside. He could care so much less! He had cute Pokémon to meet! And if that meant making a few people have heart attacks, so be it. It's their fault for being scared of a well-known evil team leader who tried to flood the entire region of Hoenn years back! Seriously, why would that bother anyone? Can't a criminal just visit Paldea to pet some Pokémon?! People these days!

- @team-aqua-official

"Hold on, hold on you church going twats, I'm getting there, lemme grab my fuckin crutch!-"

[there was the sound a slight struggle, followed by 'Yeah fuck you too, ya fat fuck!'. About two minutes later the door opens to...a person in their late teens with a crutch and a crowbar. He had full intent on cracking kneecaps]

"I TOLD YOU FUCKERS THAT IM Athi....est?..."

[He was staring at the chest of Archie, slowly looking up and dropping the crowbar]

"O h A r c h O n A L o g, H e ' s H e r e-"

[He was exasperated as he collected his words]

"I was fucking joking!? I wasn't expecting someone who inspired me to commit arson as a child to be at my front door!-"

[draconic-artisan]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo)

Hey, I completed that bug type drawing assignment you sent me. I'll send a photo of it. I would turn it in, but im... still in the hospital

Oh that's good to h-

WHAT

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

....

Who do I have to kneecap with a steel chair?

and so it begins.

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

I want a Snake-pokemon

That's it, that's my post.

If anyone wants to give me a snake pokemon, I'll give ya a Nummel named Jimmy Two Mounds

[draconic-artisan]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Hey I was looking through my phone and found and old Bug-type Fables (Bug fables) oc I made. Digital art btw

(Imagine it's anonymous)

Oh that looks delightful!! I especially love the detail in the eyes and the scarf(?) around the shoulders!!

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

So some people keep trying to bar me from going outside the town without a 'mon, so I promptly tried to throw them... I am now in some kind of holding cell-

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Big Man, my Droopy Tatsugiri with gigantism, is trying to fight his reflection again....we have guests over ;m;

Everyone we follow seems to be miserable and stressed lately. Does anyone have anything fun and silly to lighten the mood?

[draconic-artisan]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

You were my favorite teacher before I decided to drop out of the Academy, and here, take a photo of my Tatsugiri, Big man

[Shows photo of a Giant Droopy Tatsugiri next to a pillow. Both are the same size]

Oh you have never left him hungry, I can tell that! Probably one very satisfied Tatsugiri!

And I am deeply touched! If you somehow decide to join the academy again, I would be more than happy to have you in my classes once more!

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

What should I wear to prom?....please give me a serious answer-

[draconic-artisan]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Pelliper mail!

Its....a shitty carved figure of an applin made from applewood, but it's clear that love was put into it. However it appears to have snapped where the eyes are during transport. There was also a note

"It's hard to carve with one hand and a prosthetic"

It had Team Frustration's emblem on the paper

This was a very good effort regardless! Especially if it was your first attempt!

I think the eyes are somewhere in the box, so it's just a matter of finding some carpenter's glue and this little guy will be good as new! Thank you!

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Wait ...

What does a baby ditto look like?

[draconic-artisan]

(Pretend it's an anonymous ask)

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Hey I got another project done for you

Oh that is VERY well done! Full marks!

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

I think I need therapy

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

I wouldn't just grab a random wild one, but if you are familiar with some of the wild dreepy, then go ahead. I build a railgun for Dreepy enrichment, and I get a bunch of wild dreepy to check it out

Is it morally wrong that sometimes I find sad, lonely dreepy and throw them as hard as I can? I read that they like being launched by their evolutions and the ones I find are just sad and alone lil guys. I do it every week or so and they don't seem so sad after they're thrown

Still, I feel kinda bad for just grabbing a sad lil guy and throwing it as hard as i can

[draconic-artisan]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Hey check out what I made!

[Image of what looked like a metallic sculpture of what looked like Professor Gible.....honestly, it looks like sbsolute shit, but he tried his best]

I want Professor Gibbs to see :]

Oh, I think he likes it! ... Or he just wants to chew on it. Which is his way of saying he likes it!!

Keep up the good work!! 👍

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Whoever mailed me an Oshawott should be ashamed.

And on a related note, who needs an oshawott?

[Image of Zakuyamo in Tater Tot the Slither Wing's arms, Scooby-Doo style. There was a small oshawott on the ground, looking up at him. Zakuyamo has a face of pure terror]