#team frustration zakuyamo

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Hey

I am disappointed to say

My RPC broke

I can't continue my operations no more

Idk what to do

[paldea-champ-n1cki]

Quick ball.

Sorry for making you look for it @team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo

It's ok, Zakuyamo! I don't mind. ^w^

Quick Ball - What’s an insult/compliment/phrase that you’ve had saved in your head, but haven’t gotten the chance to use yet?

I made one up a while back that I haven't gotten to use yet. It can be a general thing but it's "so ugly that the blind look away in disgust." :]

Thanks for the ask!

[paldea-champ-n1cki]

One time I got a fidget spinner due to panicking way more than Dahlia could absorb the negativity, and, well...

Damian is scared of it. Every time I spin the thing he looks at it like it's a saw in a horror movie. It's funny but also really concerning. He just says it's creepy whenever I ask him why he's scared. So there's that.

What's that one item that one of your Pokémon is irrationally angry or scared of?

I'll go first:

Brynne my Vaporeon will fight any left green socks she sees. Instantly she goes into Kill Mode(TM). Specifically left ones. I don't know how she knows the difference between left and right socks, but it's all over the moment she sees one.

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

I just found a Squawkabilly with orange-red feathers. However I did check them with three pokedex app, and whaddiya know

[Image of the dex entry, classifying it as a white Squawkabilly]

I think someone either accidentally/purposely poured curry on the poor bastard, or he took a Veluza dive directly into someone's bowl of curry during a confrontation.

He seems flightless because of this, and because of that, I took him in and tried to wash him. Feathers are stained. I'm gonna call him Curry. But can someone tell me why his hairdo is pink?

[Image of Curry. Lo and behold, he had pink hair]

Did someone dye his hair?

Oh, and once Curry is checked by a vet, he'll go up for adoption as he can't seem to fly, and he'll be an outcast to the other white plumaged Squawkabilly

[silveredfeathers]

(@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo )

Hey hey hey! We aren't your typical evil team

We aren't even evil, we just do illegal stuff

TEAM FRUSTRATION

Our goal: help get abandoned pokemon out of broken or abandoned pcs, then give those pokemon to new families

What we offer:

Crime (the good kind)

Crime (the gay kind)

Experience working at a shelter (yes we consider the main base as a shelter)

Soup Sundays and Meatloaf Mondays

Team Frustration....is comprised of like 5 people, but I can confidently say we are in two different regions (Paldea and Aloha)

COME HELP TODAY

Hm... Maybe I could get you guys in touch with the Taskforce, I think Penny may be interested in the hacking thing you've got going on.

//@taskforcedistortion

[moxx-n-angel]

[@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo ]

(Rp starter!)

[In the plaza of Mesagoza, there was a rather disheveled looking house/apartment thing with a sign on the front that reads "The Team Frustration HQ and Abandoned Pokemon Sancuwary. We do not sell pokemon." That is plastered on a window. On the front door reads "Knock, but be careful. I get Arc's Witnessess often, so my may be met with a crobar". It's clear who this Zakuyamo is, he's not good at spelling]

[The young Trainer tensed up a bit as they approached the house... apartment... thing. They knocked softly, their Shiny Skeledirge, Jalapeno, by their side, semi-curled around Max's leg.]

[paldea-champ-n1cki]

No, you said you wanna fight, let's fight dude.

All right, so! Many of you probably know at this point that we were recently given a shiny Droopy Tatsugiri! Picture below for those who are unfamiliar with how those look.

Now, a lot of you have been giving us wonderful name suggestions, truly wonderful ones! So wonderful Brassie and I couldn't choose one on our own from them all! So we decided on the next best thing-

A death match between all the names you have suggested.

...

A poll. It's not a--how can names fight to the death, that's-

If you use a name, it lives forever in your memory, but what if you don't? Wouldn't it cease to be?

...

Anyway!

We'll have this going for the day, and then while looking over assignments I-

...

Brass. Brass why is THAT the title.

Because again. That's exactly what this is.

...

You know what you're right now I can't NOT think of it that way-

[no-1-bestest-rocket-grunt]

@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo

I neglected to ask, where are you?

I live in paldea-

I live in Kanto, Saffron city ^w^

...where even is Paldea?

[captain-mommy-issues]

Mail from @team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo

A curse from my new pokemon, Collective

I'm going to rip my hair out if this makes a bunch of shit go wrong again

[team-aqua-official]

[@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo ]

Hey check this out

[Photo of a partially shiny Pyukumuku give the camera a very gooey middle finger]

His name is gunky, and he's essentially a delinquent

GUNKY‼️‼️‼️‼️

Oh he's so adorable. He may have just flipped me off but man is he cute. I love him so much. Give him loads of attention and love and treats and everything for me. Please. What a cutie... Btw I LOVE the name it fits him SO WELL.

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

Listen Clive.

A 'devious lick' Is just stealing. I may have been a criminal in my past, but I'd never steal...okay I stole a air cab during the 'Squawkabilly scandals' a few years back, but it was for a good reason

There's also the inverse of the devious lick, bit I forgot what it's called.

But that's besides the point.

Do you want me to fix all the licks for y'all? Cause I can bet you a Gholdengo's heart that there is probably more stuff missing

Hello kids! I hope you all enjoyed Halloween here, because I certainly did!

Now, I have a very important question for you. And I'm not mad, I just want answers!

What is a "devious lick" and does it have anything at all to do with the fact there is an entire bathroom sink missing on the 2nd floor.

[team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo]

[Dhelmise-man footage again. Though this time it was carving the name of Joltik Guy into a road to try to get their attention somehow. They then waited before making a groaning sound and causing minor vandalism, like messing up trees and causing trash cans to be overturned]

(Ooc: @joltik-guy if you want to add onto this 'footage', go right ahead :] )

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo here

May I interest you in a spot in Team Frustration

We aren't evil, despite my criminal background

We break open abandoned or broken pcs and pc accounts to get abandoned pokemon out of balls

We got

-possible gay crimes (not crime against them, you are maybe them doing crime)

-bug types (like shit, it's what I get most)

-experience with taking care of unruly pokemon (example. TATSUGIRI. FUCKING TATSUGIRI BITES)

-soup (I started to send soup to my members)

If not, then you can tell me to fuck off, I don't mind

We are not interested in joining any teams. Or in doing crimes.

Also. We already have all of those things except the crimes.

[deepwastelandkoala]

Zakuyamo was walking out of the airport with his crutches, Collective in one of those remote controlled cars, and Barnaby the emotional support Dhelmise floating nearby. He was looking around. He was expecting someone to be waiting to pick him up

*he stands up from his seat at the airport*

Yo! @team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo ! Over here!

[paldea-champ-n1cki]

Yeah, I can do that! One question, though: where is it?

hhhhhhhhhhh it's that time of the year again

people, i need you to listen to me. do NOT under any circumstances adopt a ghost or dark type for the halloween season and release it in november.

i've already started seeing an increase in these types of pokemon out with trainers

[lumios-bolts]

@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo

So you're and inventor/tinkerer too, eh?

Also don't let the fact that I'm a leader of a team, my team is small and not evil

Yes! I’m an inventor. I don’t mind the team stuff really, nice to meet you by the way!