#literally how

[annabanannabeth]

back to back, reblogged by different people

you can’t make this shit up

in the old times of fandom there were many different ways to name a ship. if you were feeling lazy you could just do name/name or namexname. you could have your portmanteaus, à la spirk. you could have your homestuck style TwoNames naming convention. you might occasionally get your more creative names like wolfstar. and some fandoms would be absolutely obsessed with initials and brevity; why have erik/christine when you could be E/C? in 2014 we all collectively discovered creative tumblr tagging systems and so every ship on here was called shit like #otp: i am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. in 2018 every ship was called Shenanigans Bros or a random pair of barely connected nouns that were completely inscrutable to anyone who wasn't in the discord server where somebody made it up. in 2024 we have realised our madness of recent years and attempted to throw it back to the good old days, but we have done so without regard for restoring the diversity of the ecosystem and so every ship has a portmanteau regardless of whether the names actually sound good together. by this i mean i just saw a ship poll that just referred to jesus/judas as JEDUS?????????

[bopin-splergin]

i shit you not, my mom is in a zoom meeting with CHUCK TINGLE right now. LITERALLY HOW-

[cha0ticlesbian]

CASTIEL TRADED AN ENTIRE ARMY FOR DEAN ALL BECAUSE HE COULDNT HURT DEAN IM GONNA BE SICK

[themostdeviousbastardinnyc]

I think the funniest take I've seen on the iz/co/urse is that eliminating one part of the """love triangle""" makes the relationship """cis het"""

not joking btw

[bittersweet-mojo]

he's up there cus he doesn't want mud on his boots. no other reason.

[spacesapphi]

Went to the thrift in town not expecting much (bc I live in a super small farming town irl so there isn't much there) and found the most legendary thrift pull of my life

I should play the lottery

[faeriecoma]

Did a 180

[yetanotherexhaustedalchemist]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I was just pulling for Cater and he didn't come home in the first two ten-pulls

BUT THE THIRD ONE

MY BOY????!?!?! HELLO????? ON THE THIRD TEN PULL?????????

Oh yEAh and THEN Cater came home NOT ONCE BUT THRICE

AND THEN

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

HUH

[sanjarka]

sometimes when I'm alone, i take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. to make myself put a name on the thing i've lost. but what's the use. It's gone. he's gone. whatever existed between us it's gone.

[pl3as3hangup]

apparently not everyone loved deadpool and wolverine as much as the gay people on my phone do... quite a shock

[barissoffee]

The Acolyte was canceled?!??

[travisdermotts]

need someone to time how long it take willy to go from fully dressed to tarps off because it has to be seconds

[kazuhaiku]

people who have pretty blogs im jealous of you

[bluepr1ntyy]

No one talks about how Raven’s gaster-blaster thingy has emotions and it’s own alternative version

[apawcalypse-blehhh]

as someone who has never seen the daryl dixon spin-off.. How tf does one get to FRANCE in the apocalypse.