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he's up there cus he doesn't want mud on his boots. no other reason.
#astarion acunin#astarion#karlach#karlach cliffgate#what the fuck is their ship name uuuughh#karstarion#??#fireblood#astarlach#hellspawn#ok thats all i can think of#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#shoutout to karlach artists. we are all going eughjhghjj straps and leather#her outfit is ridiculous girl how do you even get that off#not even in a sexy way#literally how#digital art#fanart#Bitter Content#procreate#ok so the thing about these two#is astarion is exactly the type i like to read about like hes super interesting#but in real life. i would not fuck that guy. hes a lot.#i would ride or die pick karlach every time are you KIDDING#babygirl i could treat you so right#your my everything i love uuuuu#in real life shes the IDEAL woman
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Liz Ortecho doesn’t get enough credit for having a doctorate at twenty-seven and already breaking ground in her field and then discovering aliens
like the show never even once calls her Dr. Ortecho
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I know I'm a girl but platonically I'm such a dad friend
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my brain is hyperfocused on being bitten and the wonder that is hickeys
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fuckin hate genshin and gacha games in general but damn their fanartists sure can draw porn
#kibumblabs#im sorry im SORRY. im sorry#flagellating myself like a medieval catholic monk#not even in a sexy way
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i cant sleep im so mad. my anxiety about loosing time keeps me awake for a random cry at 3 am. LET ME REST
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes#what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL#didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA??????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT#anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one#there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you#anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again#imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#lotus draws
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Sometimes English not being your mother tongue means that people won’t be able to place ur accent, and ask if you’re from Illinois. And you don’t know if that’s supposed to be an insult, a compliment or something in between.
#language is hard#accents r even harder#I give up at this point#not even in a sexy way#I cant Place my own accent#but who cares
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@alteregozowie @cannibalxroses
Husk: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.
Alastor: I know, I appreciate that.
Alastor: ...It's not something weird like a sex thing.
Husk: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.
#we all know Rosie cuffed and left him there LOL#not even in a sexy way#LOL#radiohusk#RadioWhiskeyRose
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Never thought I’d say this, but I need someone to massage my feet
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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#got my arm broken w a steel toed boot once and i think that should happen again#not even in a sexy way#just cause im bored
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The thing for me is that Marius won’t let Armand have anything. Oh, Riccardo is your best friend? Let me whip him in front of you. Oh, you’re having an affair with someone other than me? Let me shun you and shame you for it. Oh, you met Lestat and he permanently changed who you are as a person and how you see the world? Yeah, he’s daddy’s favorite princess now. Oh you made your first fledgling? I think I’ll keep him for 50 years. Oh, you finally formed a meaningful and loving relationship with two humans and succeeded in not turning them into vampires? Well you see….
UGGGHHGGGGGGHH!1!!1!1!11!!!!
#obviously all these characters have their own agency and autonomy#this is just a rant post and not meant to be taken too seriously#unless#the vampire chronicles#interview with the vampire#armand#tvc#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers#armand iwtv#Anne rice#book spoilers#not even gonna tag the mf cause I’m not trying to get his groupies in my inbox#shitpost#i am foaming at the mouth#and not in a sexy way#the vampire Armand#the vampire Lestat
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Bonus 13: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#wen ning#WWX's main weapon as the Yiling patriarch is considered to be 'Wen Ning' - which makes sense as far as the whole necromancer thing goes.#However...That *is* Wen Qing's beloved baby brother!#In her perspective WWX skipped town for a few days (or so) and took WN with him#only for them both to show up bloodied and in a state of disarray.#There's no way he told her he was going out to duel Jiang Cheng. For several reasons.#He doesn't want to involve her in his messes anymore than he already has.#It's less that she would try and stop him and more so that he honestly wouldn't even think to say something about it to her.#WQ and him aren't partners in this situation. He actually openly disregards her opinions several times.#Wei Wuxian's emotional distance from everyone around him is a big part of this arc.#Like all good tragedies...his biggest flaw is his hubris. He doesn't *need* anyone when he's so capable on his own.#He doesn't need to ask permission when obviously this is the only way forwards.#He has to do it all on his own! No one else needs to be involved!#And if you've been in the position of realizing you have a problem of toxic self-reliance - you know how harmful this mindset is.#It's why it's so satisfying to see WWX in his 'new' life start to let other's share his burdens.#I will die on the hill of 'love means carrying each other's weight. All a burden means is that I can give you support and you support me.'#YLLZ is less 'competent and sexy' and more 'depressed and can't see it'.#Another lovely nod to the main theme here is how he starts leaning more and more into the rumours about him.#Though we are also still confronted with how these rumours fail to actually live up to reality.#Rumour has it the Yiling Patriarch is undefeatable. What a shame if that rumour turned out to be untrue!
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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#I'm not mad I promise. I just dyed my eyebrows before I dyed my hair so I look rly pissed off abt everything 😂#Also i am freshly showered so I decided to dry off in the sunshine instead of the normal boring way#Trying to decide if tonights look will need clothes over the top (pop to pub version) or 😻 out kinda vibes (wine at home)#I'm leaning towards the later fr#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#Does my face give masc vibes just bc im wearing no makeup??? Kinda yeah. Very sexy of me.#Maybe it's the tired/dead eyes lmao#cheeky#Happy Friday my loves! Lots to do today but thinking about fun things for us this evening 👀✨#Spotify
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I'm going to go fucking crazy./pos
Does anyone have this gif of this image?
asking for a friend.
#someone please help me#i'm so down bad#not even in a sexy way#i'm just down bad for him#look at him#just look at him#LOOK
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