#not even in a sexy way

[bittersweet-mojo]

he's up there cus he doesn't want mud on his boots. no other reason.

[dr-lizortecho]

Liz Ortecho doesn’t get enough credit for having a doctorate at twenty-seven and already breaking ground in her field and then discovering aliens

like the show never even once calls her Dr. Ortecho

[cosmogenous]

I know I'm a girl but platonically I'm such a dad friend

[hardly-a-p3rson]

my brain is hyperfocused on being bitten and the wonder that is hickeys

[seilon]

fuckin hate genshin and gacha games in general but damn their fanartists sure can draw porn

[amorjpg]

one thing about me is im gonna hate a dude

[traumapissbb]

i cant sleep im so mad. my anxiety about loosing time keeps me awake for a random cry at 3 am. LET ME REST

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[livingblurr]

Sometimes English not being your mother tongue means that people won’t be able to place ur accent, and ask if you’re from Illinois. And you don’t know if that’s supposed to be an insult, a compliment or something in between.

[top-shelf-tender]

@alteregozowie @cannibalxroses

Husk: I would like to point out that I am helping you get uncuffed from your bed without asking why.

Alastor: I know, I appreciate that.

Alastor: ...It's not something weird like a sex thing.

Husk: It'd be less weird if it was a sex thing.

[outlandishcarp]

Never thought I’d say this, but I need someone to massage my feet

[cosmogenous]

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[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[aherowhowashappy]

i'm the pinnacle of health, he says, whilst simultaneously having an ear infection, the flu, and crippling depression

[satans-knitwear]

Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[lmnhvoid]

I'm going to go fucking crazy./pos

Does anyone have this gif of this image?

asking for a friend.