#love this scheming bitch!

[tad-hg]

how tf do you draw this dudes hat

[stuckinapril]

Kind of ridiculous that it’s a ubiquitously held notion that if you don’t start a hobby while you’re literally a developing embryo then you can never go pro at it. I have all this TIME to live am I supposed to just lie down and die

[temperamentalaquarius]

Menace

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[warmdragonstew]

also i remember watching ep 1 and thinking that i was definitely going to be on here thirsting for Otto "Pewpaw" Hightower and I WAS until that one eyed lunatic freak bitch popped on the screen.

still, would spread them for great-grandpa

[pvrrhadve]

alexandre-françois desportes (1661-1743)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

its 2am im posting the friend i made for Derry since they looked lonely. they're partners in crime except not bc Derry is too sleepy to participate past the idea stage

jesterly is not their real name 💅 their pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment 💅 also i would punch them in the face if given the chance and they would deserve it

[jrueships]

WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU

[kiddokori]

i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars

[arsoniiii]

love is not for the weak, as many have said:

to love is to risk, and to risk is to hurt.

so i took that to my heart, kept it in my head,

but then i met you, who made me divert.

i love you as the moon loves the sun, basking in its light,

and as the night loves the day that completes it.

i love you as a sailor loves the sea, without need for requite,

for the honor of its presence is befit.

but, how does one speak when confidence is naught?

through metaphor and writing, from behind a device.

although your voice jumbles my every feeling, my every thought,

i've told you once, i've told you twice, and i'll say it thrice:

i love you as a friend,

and as a lover, until the end.

happy (late) i love you day, my dearest :]

you are so fucking cute i love you so much

[victimized-martyr]

to what degree do you think Cartman will grow to be a better person?

According to Trey’s commentary in Tsst, it doesn’t take much: Discipline, a firm male figure in his life. And now, implied by the end of Pandemic Special and towards the end of P.C, time away from friends who enable him are the ingredients for a better Cartman.

As little as it takes for him to be grow, it’s also just as easy for him to regress. Liane giving in on one occasion reverted what was months of firm parenting. A stagnant Kyle in P.C spurred Cartman’s paranoia, and reverted him back to his scheming 10 year old ways. He thinks he’s being talked down to and self sabotages out of spite at the end of Future Me. I think also a contributor to his Cartman-ness is how South Park itself doesn’t let him stay good for long, meager as his attempts may be on occasion. He’s the adults’s scapegoat (Bass to Mouth) as well as the Kids’s (Good Times With Weapons). the kids encourage Cartman to retaliate against Pc principal instead of letting him accept detention, and they smash his things while he was sincerely attempting to be PC.

Anyways, Cartman’s demonstrated he can be good in PC— he’s the father he never had, a loving (perhaps overzealous) husband, embracing the religion he’s constantly belittled.

While it was one off gag in Future Me, Cartman was inspired by end of the episode to study and work at his appearance. His future-self was proof that if he really wanted to, he can turn his life around.

He has the capacity to come to to right conclusions, (“should I just apologize to my friends and ask them to take me back, and tell them I was being a selfish jerk? Admit I was wrong and ask for forgiveness?”) He just… doesn’t have the discipline nor the humility to do so. (“Nah, screw that! I’m just gonna keep being a fucking dick!”)

At this point, we’ve experienced both extremes of the spectrum of goodness Cartman lies— his worst as a homeless drunk, the bastard boob-job narcissist he is now, and his best as a self made millionaire, or a family man devoted to his faith, or the obedient little boy who does his homework before school and eats a gay ass grapefruit for breakfast.

It isn’t a question to what degree Cartman can be good, because he’s shown to be good in various ways. The question is whether Mattrey/ the town of South Park will allow him to realize his potential. Given the very recent circumstances of The Hot Dog… well, it remains to be seen.

[nozomijoestar]

[runawaytaurus]

tragic!!! the most caring lovable funniest sexiest and most lovable person you know in the world is struggling and TRAPPED in the shackles of academia!! the people around them are telling them that if they dont make an immediate decision about what their life is gonna look like in the next 5 years a bom b is gonna go off and kill everyone

[doctormage]

having MANY thoughts abt this btw

[cherry-bomb-ships]

In the four years that I've been running a selfship blog, no f/o has ever been on the same level as Jamie to me. Sure, a few have come close, like Hopper or Spamton, and while my feelings haven't faded for any of them, Jamison is just so.. so different. He feels so comfortable and cozy, like he'll always be there for me and I can always count on him to make me smile. I remember so clearly and so fondly the days where I wouldn't be able to think about him without giggling to myself and feeling my heart pound, and even nowadays where we've slipped into a subdued, peaceful love, I still can't think about him without cracking a smile. He's been my one and only sunshine for so long, and I'll probably hold onto him for even longer, as long as I can 🥺💖💖💖 The reason he's my only 3-star f/o on my list is because he's so much more than an f/o to me. He's just a part of my life, a part of me now.

....... SO HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL. AS I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE I'M FEELING A VERY SIMILAR WAY OVER SOME ASSHOLE 4'6" CRINGEFAIL SCIENTIST WHO FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS

[dreamsrunfaster]

Gritting my teeth like no of course we can stop watching the opening ceremony halfway through! No you're right it's getting late! Don't worry i have only been looking forward to it since 2012 when paris announced their bid!