#love this scheming bitch!
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how tf do you draw this dudes hat
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#first post on my new art blog I won’t delete this I won’t#FO4#MacCready#yeah I redesigned his fit a little because why is the in game one so ugly#love this scheming bitch!
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Kind of ridiculous that it’s a ubiquitously held notion that if you don’t start a hobby while you’re literally a developing embryo then you can never go pro at it. I have all this TIME to live am I supposed to just lie down and die
#I’ve always wanted to pursue so many things#but the first thought that popped into my head was ‘21 is too old u’ll probably never get proficient at it’ bitch SHUT UP#21 is nothing in the grand scheme of things i literally love wasting time overthinking shit that doesn’t matter#i will do what I want 2 do. goodnight.
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was “damn that's crazy”#“let me go get an adult to handle this”#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes “bet” and steals her's right back#there's no “leave these kids alone” its “oh thank goodness tag you're it bitch”#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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Menace
#dick grayson#nightwing#bitch i might wing#I love him#obsessed with the level he takes involving bystanders in his schemes to
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Heres the last two pair of my peak lords! One of them appeared as a minor character and the other designed too prettily he had to be killed off early.
From top to bottom:
Fang Qingxu and Meng Qingai! Qingxu was only an ultra minor character that appeared during the burning of Cang Qiong, while Meng Qingai was designed to be a rival for Binghe. Airplane had to kill off Qingai though because some fans found him too hot and wanted more of him on screen (He did NOT want to spend another 10 chapters on a BinggeQingai fight so he had to die RIP).
(Also, seeing how these two interact in Post-Transmigrator PIDW, Airplane lowkey felt bad he made Qingxu an Ascetic Cultivator. The amount of yearning those two have for each other is EMBARRASSING.)
#the qqq transmigrator au#shroomysocs#svsss#scum villian self saving system#peak lord ocs#hua qingmei is too tall help#this came to me when i was trying to sleep last night like i want to ship these two goobers together#shipping them together but i cant make them kiss BITCH UGH GOD WHAT TH EDCU K#we love premium doomed yaoi here#in the background you have shang qinghua helping the women he forsaken with their schemes /pos#“f's in the chat for these useless gay men” -qu bing
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i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself
#maiora garrulates#the maiora overthinks the process of writing dialogue saga continues!!!!!!!#im so tired. i have been overthinking this shit in circles i have not been making any progress in any which way lmao!#im bitching and moaning for funsies this is not that serious in the Grand Scheme Of Things i just wanna improve at my fav thing#and ❤️ Unfortunately ❤️ my favorite thing in the world involves learning MY MOST HATED *NEMESIS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! verbal communication. ew#words are fun! i LOVE words! toys!!!!! im using words right now and i didn't combust!!!!! wow look at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!#putting words in SEQUENCE? multiple times?? filtering THOUGHTS into SENTENCES???? sentences that a character would or wouldn't SAY???#AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER CHARACTER SOMETIMES???? AND THAT BITCH ALSO HAS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS????? AND THEY ALL HAVE PERSONAL IDIOLECTS#AND TONES THAT S U P P O S E D L Y ARE IMPLICATED BY MANNERISMS AND VERBAL HABITS AND CIRCUMSTANCES (AND THERE'S WRONG ANSWERS! ALSO!!)#AND THEY'RE IN A CONTEXT!! AND THEY'RE INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER AND INFLUENCING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE CONVERSATION COULD VARY GIVEN ENERGY LEVELS WHETER OR NOT SOMEONE'S FOOT IS FALLING ASLEEP THE F U C K I N G WEATHER#“oh dialogue is easy just say it out loud to yourself until it 'sounds normal' ^^”#screaming crying throwing up NONE OF THIS IS INTUITIVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!#ok dramatics over its out of my system! for now!!!#this is all easily explained bc i just. draw a lot more than i talk to people. so like. OBVIOUSLY i have more practice drawing#so drawing comes natural! talking does not! subsequently dialogue is Hard! No FUCKING Shit Sherlock!!!!! (affectionate)#so yeah. im using y'all (the tumblr void) as practice! hi!!! words at you!!!!!!!!!!#so yeah thanks for baring with me while passing by my corner of the internet#i do love self indulgence this is fun check out my navel gazing actually no do not look at my belly button#anyway i just think this is mildly interesting. some of my writer buds have the same “not good enough” allergy towards visuals#but they use it to be mean2me >:( same bitch that “omg i cant i suck at drawing i can't do this-” does the “uhm. just write? lol.” 2 meeee#we could have peace and love on planet earth and a common experience and yet you KICK miette for being bad at words!!!1!!! </3 heartbreak!!#what the fuck was i talking about even#oh yeah. perfectionism within creatives i guess. LMAO JK i am talking about NOTHIN!!!!G i am just putting Words Out Here ehehehehehe#its practice >;)c#all this bc ive been doodling comics for myself again and im V!! PROUD OF THE ART!!!! wanna share- but DIALOGUE!*⚡sfx!!*....... so! options#a) leaving it blank. no there are NO microphones in the budget. b) leaving blank *balloons* so that the Rythm is there. implied convo!!!#c) ...doing it badly. (tragic)(heartwrenching)(teeny tiny bruise 2 the ego) *dramatic single tear cleches fists * its the only way.........#...we shall see! literally none of this is all that serious i am procrastinating!! <3 playing with my tuoys!!!!!!!! silly time!!!#/all lh! am reaching 30 tags so that is all for THIS episode of the maiora bitches about dialogue saga thank you for joining me!!okilyBuhBY
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also i remember watching ep 1 and thinking that i was definitely going to be on here thirsting for Otto "Pewpaw" Hightower and I WAS until that one eyed lunatic freak bitch popped on the screen.
still, would spread them for great-grandpa
#he's got the same vibe as Tywin and I was real in to it#love a scheming old man#love a one eyed freak bitch pretty boy more tho#hotd#otto hightower
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alexandre-françois desportes (1661-1743)
#alexandre-françois my friend alexandre-françois.... that son of a bitch fucking loved a good still life with thieving scheming cat#art
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WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU
#first i had ai dictacting schedules and now the radiologists just thought there was a AHHGGRHHH#YES. YES U CAN MAKE MONEY GOING INTO RADIOLOGY. BUT DO NO T. JU ST. GO INTO IT. for the MONEY#MEDICINE IS FKING PAIN BCS BUSINESS IS A PAIN & PPL ARE IN PAIN & PPL ARE A PAIN#like it is Very. ppl orientated it's FKING MEDICINE and even if ure a vet or whatever theres obvs usually humans attached fo animals#so like u might not always be dealing with the ppl but ur coworkers who are also being directly accounting#for the ppl SURE AS HELL DO#like yea ppl die all the time but ure telling me u dont gaf when u couldve done something to stop a LIFE#a HUMAN LIFE that was DEPENDING ON U just doing a like tiny action in the grand scheme of ur things#but ends up a major life changer to them even if they dont always have the knowledge to recognize it#and u let them die bcs of the money#i cant fcking STANDDDDDD IT ohmy GAWD.#also like radiology is not all that hunky dory like radiactive is part of the fking name like#UGHHHH LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCOLDING MY PTS WHY TF AM I SCOLDING MFS FOR MY PTS#anyways yea tho totally just join medicine for the money it's tofally not a massive damage to u n society#but also . fuck society for making ppl feel like they only have this choice or it's starvation bcs thats also so fking real fuc that#but bro at least try not to fuck ppl over once u gain a position just bcs u happened to be in a bad mood today like#medicine is Literally. horror. it's not that 'i watch pimple popping videos haha i can handle it' horror . it's literally.#the horror of treating humans like humans while never allowed to be one urself kind of horror#it's watching a little girl crying and a big bulky father weeping like a small child bcs his wife died#&then u step out the room and a pt throws his poop at u bcs he keeps lying to u abt not having any alcohol &wants to go home but has no ride#wants a million opiods and has been absolutely wailing at ur staff and if he leaves ama it docks u so now u gotta#peruse a bunch of legal documents to try and figure out a loophole on how to get him outta here while also dealing with 60 other pts#on the brink of death or intensely septic and the whole time ure trying to save them u got bitches screaming in ur ear abt the#north carolina fluid shortage like btch fuck that im giving this kid the shit they need to survive fuck off#especially funny bcs theres fluids available but we refuse to buy them bcs theyre for a higher price than our og supplier like ok#anyways#love my life
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i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars
#eunyung baek and haejoon goh. to me#i dont think they’re getting together i think theyre going 2 years without talking and then runners into each other and acting like no time#passed at all i think theyre just like adult besties that kinda hate each other#like yeah thats my best friend hes a shithead tho. kinda cant stand him. we’re going out for drinks thursday and i just know hes gonna be#a mess and itll suck. but ill go anyways#haejoon texts him like hey man whats up its been a few months whereve you been#and eunyung sends a photo of himself like in the mountains or some shit with no context#hes like yeah i joined an expedition lol ive been living in the woods for 3 months#they go like a full year without talking and haejoon goes wonder what hes up to and its always something crazy#i think thats how theyd have to be i think if the less time they soend together the better friends they are#eunyung: i joined a commune i think its a cult tho idk its kinda fun#haejoon: please just fucking use my guest room for the love of god#eunyung transitions and visits for the holidays because juwan invited him and haejoons like#something is different. is it weird if i ask. does everyone else know. will they think im homophobic if i ask#eunyung: hey can i bring my boyfriend to thanksgiving#haejoon: absolutely fucking not.#eunyung: homophobic.#haejoon: im gay bitch i dont want anyone youre dating in my house regardless of gender. im going to hate them.#haejoon sends him job listings and apartments and is like i will drive you to your interview please get a normal job#and stop getting involved in multi level marketing schemes#and eunyung goes no 🫶 die#i hust wanted to talk about them. miss them. i caught up to my translation im reading and now i gotta wait for updates
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Help, this pathetic, conniving, gay ass, evil royal advisor has taken over my brain T-T
(Also I just 100% was making shit up with his staff bc I didn’t feel like looking up what it looked like and didn’t remember. Also his arms are fucked because I’m scared of anatomy)
#cr kingdom#cookie run kingdom#affogato cookie#crk affogato#cookie run fanart#crk fanart#crk art#crk#cookie run art#cookie run#he’s so silly#he’s so babygirl#he’s so pathetic#he’s so…#you get it#I love him#he sucks so much lol#he’s like if all the Gay Evil Schemeing characters I have loved over the years got morphed into one very pretty loser#affogato crk#love this bitch#my shitty art#doodle#i have brainworms#of this bitch#he needs to drop he skin care routine NOW#Caramel arrow cookie deserves to stab him many many times#<3#uh oh#blorbo alert#i might be going insane
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(( I swear this fic would be so good guys i wish u could see the movie in my head about Them TuT ))
#okay but picture this#drow aasimar. child of eilistraee. cleric of selune for DOPE plot reasons#she and shart both end up trying to seduce the other#shart accidentally venting to karlach and lets slip that she KNOWS theyre both playing this game and she refuses to lose#karlach obviously has to go tell wyll#they start scheming#astarion. snooping. joins in on their plots.#they make a bet. karlach and wyll think theyre gonna fall in love about it. asta disagrees#ugh i love them so much#idk if ive ever been so Heated about an insert character#but i TAILORED this bitch for shart and oops shes made my fav characters list#zel makes memes#zel is also feeling those edibles#fanfiction#writing#fanfic#writing fanfic like
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I am better than no man cause blackfire is hot as hell
#she is a bitch and a pick me#but she’s also got an emo color scheme#so what can I say#I love starfire the most tho she’s my no.1 sweetie
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love is not for the weak, as many have said:
to love is to risk, and to risk is to hurt.
so i took that to my heart, kept it in my head,
but then i met you, who made me divert.
i love you as the moon loves the sun, basking in its light,
and as the night loves the day that completes it.
i love you as a sailor loves the sea, without need for requite,
for the honor of its presence is befit.
but, how does one speak when confidence is naught?
through metaphor and writing, from behind a device.
although your voice jumbles my every feeling, my every thought,
i've told you once, i've told you twice, and i'll say it thrice:
i love you as a friend,
and as a lover, until the end.
happy (late) i love you day, my dearest :]
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you are so fucking cute i love you so much
#find yourself a man who writes you sonnets#shakespearean sonnets#rhyme schemes and all#my god#i love you#happy late i love you day <33#anon ask#but i know who it is#ask ari#answered ask#this bitch has me smiling at my phone#giggling and kicking my legs#disgusting
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#tekken#asuka kazama#i love this the more time has passed bc iirc her bike is a combo of mountain/bmx pictures Harada approved#of course this bitch is doing wheelies on a mountain/bmx have you seen her#also T6 paint scheme was better
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Neve is trying so hard to be a hard boiled noir detective, and I can't help that I just got the shiny Crow armour that matches my backstory even if technically you'd think the Crows would keep things a little more low key than this.
But also as much as Neve is selling that Minrathos is a dark and shady town with dark shady dealings, we also walked through the opening panopticon with a big floating surveillance spotlight. And I am one of the assassins from the country with the open secret about the government run by various assassination clans and making contracts.
So the whole like... 'mind yourself in these dirty streets and dark back alleys' talk does feel a bit like... "Neve, I deeply appreciate that this is your home field and you are a master at your craft. As a player I will appreciate that tone setting, roleplaying the character I have built I am rolling my eyes a little tiny bit and glancing over at the other Crow I brought with me. Then remembering he's way higher rank, and been locked in an underwater prison for a year."
my brain is getting back in the groove of making personalised fanfic as I go through scenes and playing the game, which feels right. feels like I'm playing Dragon Age.
Teo's starting to feel like a character in his own right even if I based him on a half baked OC I was fiddling with while waiting for this game to come out. more information to come as I make more decisions about him. he's currently a They in game but it's mostly because I am unsure what the game is gonna give me options about. I think I might have named them Nels too because I picked a default name and a Rook is also also a corvid comparable to the carrion crow, so honestly in my head he is fully falling into that nickname as a new identity. It sounds like he isn't a Crow in exile, he's just like... high enough rank to have a codename and work independently. Fully different than maybe being in witness protection.
Bullshitting is key to intimidation. And intimidation can do half of the fighting for you.
#seph plays veilgaurd#do hate that this armour is blue and silver when I was so going for browns blacks and golds#Antiva did not seem like a blue and silver colour scheme#I can probable build or upgrade to different kinds of armour with different looks#and vg is very purple and cool toned...#but like... god I've been designing a lot of characters with gold tones lately#this armour is so flashy for an assassin honestly but there are aspects I do love about it#honestly most of it is amazing I just like... it feels like my ceremonial sunday best#it's giving magpie#and bitches know I love a magpie#but that's not the name of the organization
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