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queen never cry

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its deeply irritating how people talk about cersei especially compared to her brothers (who get to be discussed as clever and funny on purpose and complex while shes a brainless crazy evil baby who can hardly be held responsible for her actions bc shes just sooo dumb and silly and failgirl) bc her tenure as regent in affc is so pointedly similar to tyrion’s as hand in acok/asos. self-satisfied aha no one in the realm is as smart as me internal monologue about how good they are at making alliances and accruing power and outmanoeuvring their enemies even though to the reader its clear theyre making a lot of mistakes and the scheme then falls apart around them and theyre imprisoned. both (correctly) think people hate them because of the accident of their birth (a woman/‘the imp’) but more than earn a lot of their enemies with their own actions (something they notice a lot less). if cersei tried to pay a sellsword she considered a good friend to die in a trial by combat for her and he said umm ive been bought lol sorry itd be added to the cersei is a political moron dossier. if tyrion noticed that the tyrells think the royals are desperate and manipulable and blocked them from further advancement that would be him intelligently playing the game of thrones

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Crowns of the Targaryen Dynasty

By Jota Saraiva

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okay discourse over we’ve settled it now

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pre-dance dashboard simulator

🛡️ knighttime

stop saying princess rhaenyra is ‘serving cunt’ she is fourteen years old. say i think she looks nice

🛡️ knighttime

she is serving lemon cakes at a school bake sale

🪱 woodswitchswife

already didn’t get the point of twins then met the lannisters and get it even less. we didn’t even need one of those

🦁 tylandister

thanks for this i needed to hear it

💫 hiptobesquire

guys PLEASE don’t sexualise the new kingsguard they have vows and it makes them uncomfortable :( it isn’t like the city watch fetishising them is basically septasploitation they’re men of god. as a fan it’s really disheartening to see

❤️ lanadelreyne

i’d let criston cole have me in a restaurant

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genuinely disgusting how quickly those true crime ghouls have moved in on the strongs. lyonel has already been through so much

🐟 shiverlandstruecrime

yeah murdering all your wives sounds exhausting

🏰 highinmytower

another awesome bought victory for prince daemon i hope the laurels enjoy watching a limpdick night with his mistress

⚔️ darksisterhood

cranky bc he unhorsed you huh

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i’m not a knight i’m just a hater

⚔️ darksisterhood

listen, i know you don’t want to admit prince daemon is not only the king’s trueborn heir of pure valyrian stock but also the strongest warrior in the realm. it’s okay to just say you’re jealous 💅✨

🍗 fleabottoming

tumblr user darksisterhood when his pubes are translucent

❤️ lanadelreyne

what the fuck is septasploitation i hate this fucking website

🫀 harrenballs

your grace stop the tourney. yaoi break

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just found out his wife died. my condolences to king viserys at this sensitive time

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"One will serve. I would not blind you." EWAN MITCHELL as AEMOND TARGARYEN House of the Dragon S1E10

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I know it’s been said but, damn, I really do hate the way the show turned what was supposed to be a story about how the Targaryens ate themselves because of ego, about two spoiled yet neglected brats wanting to be The One despite already being the most powerful people in the world who horde wealth and ride dragons while average people struggle to find enough to eat and turned it into “Meanie Hightowers attacked the innocent, perfect dragons-and-incest family” just reinforcing the very same arrogance, short-sightedness, and exceptionalism of not just the Targaryens but this whole system that GRRM was trying to criticize.

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old valyria literally being hell like fire and brimstone hell with slaves being whipped and dying under the weight of the sexual and moral depravity and great horrible beasts screeching overhead and targ nation is still like old VALYRIA 💜

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𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐄𝐍

dragonriding outfit in 2x08.

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the most delusional cersei hater take is that she want that hot she was just vain and “the light in the west” thing is clearly some hag cope. meanwhile every cat chapter she’s like “you gotta give cersei credit. she’s the baddest bitch in the south. i don’t even fw her but i can’t deny her long golden hair and massive tits”

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Lest we forget. Daemon Targaryen character introduction on HOTD was him committing a mass act of police brutality with literally no regard to if the people he’s accusing and then judging and then chopping limbs off of are actually guilty of anything just because he likes violence and then failing to finish fucking a woman he paid because he can’t keep it up and he’s sad his brother is mad at him about the aforementioned serial dismemberment, wrapping himself in a blanket burrito until she gives him a pep talk about how cool and special he is and how she can always find him some teenage virgins with silver hair (implied: looks like his niece) for him to fuck instead. And yet when you say he’s characterized as a loser on the show society goes wild

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eye for an eye

aemond targaryen art

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sansa and tyrion's marriage is interesting from tyrion's perspective. he is canny enough to understand that she is only saying things to please and mollify him, but he also genuinely thinks that she is "so dutiful" that she would tell him what she prays for in her frequent visits to the sept (and he thinks she's excessively pious). as the reader we know she's praying for lannister annihilation and would never admit this out loud, but tyrion doesn't seem to really... get that sansa hates him and his family. even after everything, the multiple beatings, being terrorized by joffrey, the entire forced marriage, THE MURDER OF HER DEAR BELOVED DAD - he has a perception of her as a simple dutiful girl whose inner world consists of piety and supplication. that her prayers are a form of resistance and escape doesn't occur to him. he also exercises a very similar lack of understanding with shae - he thinks she's angry with him bc she lost her jewels and silks, not bc she is scared of her unstable position.

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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"arya will be queen in the north" girl no one gaf about all that arya should be roleplaying as a warrior cat named grayfish and calling sansa a twoleg

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I just noticed his lil sways lmaooo

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"grrm hates rhaenyra" "grrm is TB\TG" "grrm is --" AHHHHHHH

grrm is NOT part of the fandom! he's the author!!!!!!!!! stoppppp!!!!

he said it himself multiple times, the idea of f&b is that it's up to the reader to decide who's the hero and who's the villain. there's no good or bad. inner conflict & grey characters have always been the essence of his work.

grrm doesn't hate rhaenyra. he does LOVE daemon more then the other characters, he was always very clear about that.

"if grrm was really TG why did he kill of their entire bloodline" if grrm was TB why did he kill rhaenyra and all of her children that were not fathered by daemon? be so fr guys. HE IS NOT TB\TG HE IS THE AUTHOR!!!!

but i will say, rhaenyra is a character that gets very little attention in the story. we have baela & rhaenys who both get an epic dragon fight, we have aemond's riverland arc, we have jace north and vale arc, we have aegon - who's injured, smuggled out of the city and has an entire arc where he's reunited with his dragon and takes dragonstone and his crown back, daeron the daring gets an epic battle scene. alicent in green council was cool af. daemon gets soooo many epic and cool moments. even joff gets a cool heroic moment of trying to save his baby dragon.

rhaenyra is left on dragonstone, takes KL without a fight, her dragon literally kills her kid and dies offscreen. she never gets a cool arc or an epic moment in the book. you could def say it was propaganda but idk... like grrm could've at least give her one cool battle\ moment lmao this woman could not catch a break in the book lmao.

so no, he does not hate her. he just loves daemon more then everyone else lol.