#lotr text post memes

[penny-anna]

Sam Gamgee + text posts

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[tehcherrya]

Weedbug

This conversation happened among me and my friends in a discord server-- and it was very much text post material. So now that this is roughly put together and my friends have enjoyed it, I figured the Grand Expanse of Tumblr would enjoy it as well-- Hello fellow LOTR fans

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[lotrreactionmemes]

Hobbits + text posts, battery acid spaghetti edition

[thekenobee]

TURN + Text Post (Part 10)

[hetaczechia]

[gandalf-the-fool]

*Gandalf moves to the shire*

Pippin: Hi neighbor!

*Gandalf lists his house for sale*

[sweetshire]

PART 2!

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[verytiredmeerkat]

I wish Weird Al would parody the national anthem

[vildo]

Sorry babe the One Ring stays on during sex

[ozcarr]

They shouldn’t let you send things from a sideblog.

Artistic rendition of a mistake I made moments before I had to clock into work.

[penny-anna]

a bean bag

[vegetable-soup-wizard]

Saruman and Denethor basically became evil because of fantasy Fox News if you think about it

[onlandandonsea]

Ngl, in The Lord of the Rings, when Galadriel said she wanted to be “beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!” it kind of slapped…

[lotrreactionmemes]

Hobbits + text posts

[bilbo-the-himbo]

Thinking.....about t h e m T.T

i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king