#gandalf and pippin

[gandalf-the-fool]

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

[matiasthecamilion]

I don't remember if I've posted about this before, but I keep wondering what the heck Pippin did that, at just 28 years old, his mere presence irritates Gandalf (a wizard from who knows how many centuries ago) to the very hairs of his beard. I find it very funny btw it's like watching an ipad kid interact with the equivalent of a pacifist old man and still get this man to hit him

[cameron4818]

Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah

[the-eclectic-penguin]

[rutobuka2]

what if the fellowship went winter camping? 🏕❄

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Isildur's Bane

Durin's Bane

Gandalf's Bane

[starknesskenobi]

I love that canonically Sauron is an arts and crafts enjoyer like RIP Sauron my king you would've fucking loved the hot glue gun

[velvet4510]

NEW VERSION. :)

[beatx-mavie-archangelx]

I don't think the fandom talks enough about how traumatizing the mines of Moria must've been for the hobbits.

And I'm not referring to Gandalf's death (this is actually quite discussed), that's "oh no, they've killed grandpa".

I'm talking about the members of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield they've found dead. The hobbits grew up listening to the tales of their adventure and their extraordinary deeds.

That's "fuck they've killed the Avengers".

[gandalf-the-fool]

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

Pippin: So I was thinking-

Gandalf: That's great. You should that more often.

Pippin: I wasn't done yet..

Gandalf: What a shame.

[klinefelterrible]

Sauron: *looking into Pippin’s mind through the Palantir*

Sauron: the fuck is this

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[sylvanmigdal]

lorbs of the rings