#lotr trash

[vildo]

[astrolauu]

eowyn, my love

[shloodles]

ID: two digital colored illustrations featuring legolas, gimli, and aragorn. 1) legolas and gimli riding a horse together, with gimli sitting behind legolas in the saddle. legolas is a pale, skinny elf with long pale blonde hair, a big pointed nose, and long pointed ears. he wears green layers and a grayish cloak that matches gimli's and aragorn's. he's holding the reins and looking ahead with a deeply flustered and slightly bewildered expression. gimli is a short stout dwarf with ruddy, long curly hair and beard. he's wearing a helmet, red sleeves, matching cloak and an axe on his back. he grips legolas' sides for stability and looks away in the opposite direction with an equally flustered expression. 2) two drawings of aragorn on his horse. he's a slim man with tanned skin, stubble, and dark brown jaw-length hair. he's wearing a matching cloak and silver vambraces. he's holding the reins and looking behind him with narrowed eyes and an expression of annoyance. the second drawing is him in the same position with the same expression but he's rolling his eyes. end ID

re-reading the two towers again and decided to dig up and color these old sketches

[mascula-sappho]

this idea that mlm relationships are all about lust and sex is discrimination. Who was braiding his husband's hair before battle while singing softly? Fingon. Who helped his husband choose the right gold jewelry for a diplomatic meeting? Maedhros did, because it matched Fingon's eyes.

[thelandswemadeofpaper]

I am the only one that hate Elves and Dwarves in Fantasy except Tolkien's?

I get he is Fantasy Genre's founding father or what, made them both famous in fantasy but...

Its so...generic? Throw 'typical' elves and dwarves and I am sure they didn't even know their origins, generic fantasy racism turned up to 10 and the the author has no idea who Thingol Singollo even is, too much half-elves, a hundred Dark Lords and their grandmothers, Dwarves are greedy without reason, more poorly done racism allegory...

Elves and Dwarves are both from Norse Mythology, so useless the Fantasy is about Norse Mythology or one of Tolkien's works? If it has Elves and/or Dwarves? I am 100% lose interest in them

And Vultrans, they are elf coded, but so different that it doesnt count in my logic, I love Vultrans

Voltron...I guess they also gets a pass because, while elf coded (far more than Vultrans), they still not Fantasy Elves

I still like Witcher, Dragon Prince and many others, I just...when they speak of 'Elves' my mind just ignores it and goes elevator music mode, like...

nope sir, you are not the Firstborn, no Elves here, no Dwarves here, nope nope nooope

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

live dior reaction after literally tearing celegorm caranthir and curufin to pieces

[winds-of-zephyr416]

hey so i found this wig...

(apologies for wack Sauron he was. not cooperating).

[peony-clouds]

Some background elves because I love them.

[darlingandmreames]

The scene from The Fellowship of the Ring where Gandalf and Saruman are fighting is old man yaoi

[chewbokachoi]

Mortal Kombat (1995) movie is up on Tubi right now

[sinivalkoista]

Arthur: Where's Merlin??

Morgana: Playing hide and seek with the knights.

Arthur: Well, where are they?

Morgana: I don't think you understand the purpose of the game.

[vildo]

Why does it cry Smeagirl

[astrolauu]

the beginning of a journey

[mangolepakko]

So HOW are you doing?

[symphonyofsilence]

The only new Middle-earth adaptation I could be persuaded to watch would be Rick & Morty but it's Fëanor & Celebrimbor.

They invent the portal guns in an attempt to get Fëanor out of the Halls of Mandos but run into so many wacky shits that the Halls would turn into a safe point for them that they'd try to return to every time.

Mandos & everyone else doesn't care about anything as long as it keeps Fëanor away for a few hours.

[hussyknee]

People thinking they can poke holes in the quality of the media I hyperfixate on puzzle me. Dude, I know it's trash. I know it's mediocre-to-actively bad. I know it has the nutritional value of Fruit Loops. That's why I hyperfixate on it. If it was actually good it wouldn't produce the kind of under-the-skin irritation only scratchable by 738274 fics, fanedits and meta. I'm not gonna apologize for it.

Of course people who hyperfixate on this trash thinking it's good is a whole other class of animal. That probably belongs in a zoo.