#lotr trash

[vildo]

[astrolauu]

eowyn, my love

[fukoronoko]

Yk what I need? A everybody lives nobody dies hobbit fanfic where Tauriel and Kili finally really get together and stuff and at some point Legolas just sits around sulking and Flili comes over like „I get it man. Not exactly too happy my best friend decided spending time with an elf was more fun than me.“ and through some fuckery Fili and Legolas become friends until sometime later Fili is just like „Red hair, a temper and a good heart? Well yk I do got a cousin“

[shloodles]

ID: two digital colored illustrations featuring legolas, gimli, and aragorn. 1) legolas and gimli riding a horse together, with gimli sitting behind legolas in the saddle. legolas is a pale, skinny elf with long pale blonde hair, a big pointed nose, and long pointed ears. he wears green layers and a grayish cloak that matches gimli's and aragorn's. he's holding the reins and looking ahead with a deeply flustered and slightly bewildered expression. gimli is a short stout dwarf with ruddy, long curly hair and beard. he's wearing a helmet, red sleeves, matching cloak and an axe on his back. he grips legolas' sides for stability and looks away in the opposite direction with an equally flustered expression. 2) two drawings of aragorn on his horse. he's a slim man with tanned skin, stubble, and dark brown jaw-length hair. he's wearing a matching cloak and silver vambraces. he's holding the reins and looking behind him with narrowed eyes and an expression of annoyance. the second drawing is him in the same position with the same expression but he's rolling his eyes. end ID

re-reading the two towers again and decided to dig up and color these old sketches

[mascula-sappho]

this idea that mlm relationships are all about lust and sex is discrimination. Who was braiding his husband's hair before battle while singing softly? Fingon. Who helped his husband choose the right gold jewelry for a diplomatic meeting? Maedhros did, because it matched Fingon's eyes.

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

live dior reaction after literally tearing celegorm caranthir and curufin to pieces

[thelandswemadeofpaper]

I am the only one that hate Elves and Dwarves in Fantasy except Tolkien's?

I get he is Fantasy Genre's founding father or what, made them both famous in fantasy but...

Its so...generic? Throw 'typical' elves and dwarves and I am sure they didn't even know their origins, generic fantasy racism turned up to 10 and the the author has no idea who Thingol Singollo even is, too much half-elves, a hundred Dark Lords and their grandmothers, Dwarves are greedy without reason, more poorly done racism allegory...

Elves and Dwarves are both from Norse Mythology, so useless the Fantasy is about Norse Mythology or one of Tolkien's works? If it has Elves and/or Dwarves? I am 100% lose interest in them

And Vultrans, they are elf coded, but so different that it doesnt count in my logic, I love Vultrans

Voltron...I guess they also gets a pass because, while elf coded (far more than Vultrans), they still not Fantasy Elves

I still like Witcher, Dragon Prince and many others, I just...when they speak of 'Elves' my mind just ignores it and goes elevator music mode, like...

nope sir, you are not the Firstborn, no Elves here, no Dwarves here, nope nope nooope

[winds-of-zephyr416]

hey so i found this wig...

(apologies for wack Sauron he was. not cooperating).

[minecraftbookshelf]

The AU In Which All the Marriages Are Arranged

This AU has a tag now and it is the title of this post

Some points:

The timeline is stretched out a bit. Joel and Lizzie's marriage is going to be a few hundred years before Flower Husbands

I will have actual fic at some point, there will be snippets on here in the interim.

I'm so sorry @astraldraco there will be More Gay but i have more solid plot concepts for Lizzie and Joel so that one will be first, at least as far as fic is concerned. (Also I'm primarily a gen writer and Seablings have my heart)

Scott and Shrub got demoted. They are no longer rulers. They're both perfectly okay with this. They still have family and (in Shrub's case) a home so they're doing quite well.

Shrub will be there. There was an inter-dimensional incident and now she's an accidental ambassador.

I am honestly torn between Tol Elves and Winged Elves bc honestly, wings big enough to be plausible for tol elves would be just...Too Big. (yes I know it doesn't actually matter but I've spent too much time discussing Winged People Mechanics with @writergreentypes and now that's just how it is. Elytra get handwaved tho)

Pixlriffs deserves a vacation, he will not be getting one anytime soon.

I've never done a taglist before but I've been blown away by the interest in the notes of my original little post so let me know if that's something ya'll would be interested in.

[peony-clouds]

Some background elves because I love them.

[darlingandmreames]

The scene from The Fellowship of the Ring where Gandalf and Saruman are fighting is old man yaoi

[vildo]

One elf to burn them all

[astrolauu]

the beginning of a journey

[fukoronoko]

There has to be a fic where Bilbo died instead of Thorin? Right? Where Thorin had to go back to bagend and sort everything? Where Throin found the handkerchief Bilbo left?

This can’t possibly be just my fucked up brain? Right?

[sinivalkoista]

Arthur: Where's Merlin??

Morgana: Playing hide and seek with the knights.

Arthur: Well, where are they?

Morgana: I don't think you understand the purpose of the game.

[mangolepakko]

So HOW are you doing?