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thechurchofsplatterdaysaints · 1 year ago

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#repo man #vhs #scan #alex cox #look at those assholes over there #ordinary people #i hate em

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cat-dragron-arts · 22 days ago

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Murderhelion BLAST!!!

#digital art #fanart #image description in alt #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #tmbd fanart #murderbot #asshole research transport #perihelion #murderhelion #they make me SICK IN THE HEAD!!!!!#what do you mean all of those interactions they have are cannon???#hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH okay I'm okay now I'm okay #(lying)#I will likely draw more of them tbh and some scene redraws from the books #looks over at one specific scene in SC that I gotta draw #urg okay enough rambling in the tags

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moomeecore · 4 months ago

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"is this a plant or a weed" im going to pull all the hair out of your head

#finally working up the nerve to make some progress on fixing up my garden #after it got completely destroyed by the ppl who replaced our roof #and im just sitting here SEETHING at all the damage #and i cant stop thinking abt how when i brought the inspsction guy around the yard and gave him a detailed explenation of all the damage #he was like 'well you have to understand we dont know a lot about gardening. a lot of this stuff even i wouldnt be able to tell if it was a #a plant or not'#and I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS IMPLYING #he didnt think my plants where rocks #he thoight they where 'WEEDS'#and instead of thinking 'lets try not to destroy any plantlife #those assholes thought 'lets try not to destroy anything that Looks Like A REAL Plant'#but all those WEEDS???? yeah lets STOMP ALL OVER THEM #ARGHGRHGHRHRH BITING GNAWING #I HATE MAINSTREAM GARDEN CULTURE YOURE ALL IDIOTS #ITS ALL PLANTS ITS ALL PLANTS #STOP MAKING PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABT WHAT DESERVES TO LIVE BASED ON APPERANCE OH MY GOD #text #lawn posting #<- because i blame stupid ass colonizer rich person lawn culture bs for this attitude #and they still stomped on my hostas and irsises and hakone grass anyway

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shitpost-it-tristan · 3 months ago

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Hello there, Friend!

Don't mind me! Just going through the Wreck-It Ralph Screencap website– Again. 👀

I love looking at all the Screencaps and just... overanalyzing them! Always small details that I didn't pick up on (especially while watching the movie)

For example, The time-lapse at the start of the movie! Since it went by real quick and all!

Analysis down below! 👇

(^ And I'm assuming that this might be the first time the game was played?? Or maybe the first week of being plugged in? Not sure, but moving on!)

First off, imma say it... RALPH'S FACE IS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING TO LOOK AT. It's not the expression of: "Aw, I lost :( "

NO, HE LOOKS GUILTY. AND THIS WAS "30 YEARS AGO." HE ALREADY FELT BAD FOR BEING PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY THE NICELANDERS BUILDING.

Y'all see how Felix isn't looking at Ralph? He's either looking down at the building, like "Gosh, woo! The gamers did it! All fixed!! 😊"

Or he's looking at the Nicelanders (Sidenote: Yeah, it's most likely just cause that's how the gameplay was programmed. But I'm still gonna over-analyze it!)

Y'all see that?? The Nicelanders be smiling and happy for a moment, AND SWITCH UP AFTER FELIX CLOSES HIS EYES.

It's probably like that outside of gameplay too. They probably act one way while Felix is looking, and the moment he turns his back, THEY BECOME THE JERKLANDERS.

(^ I have to put this in cause I thought it was *SO* funny. "Man, Gene's the fucking mayor too. Goddamn Gene... fucking mayor of Pettyland." 💀 he's the biggest asshole out of all of them. Makes sense he'd be the Mayor of that petty shithole place. "nice"-land.)

His eyes just stay closed.

Felix, you oblivious little fuck (I love you, you dense lil man...)

BUT OPEN YOUR EYES MF-- GODDAMN!!

Okay, so the look of shock on Ralph's face. He's like "AYO WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL DOING?! HOW CAN Y'ALL EVEN LIFT ME!!? I'M 9FT TALL AND WEIGH 653 POUNDS--"

Wait, cause y'all see how the first three Nicelanders are the ones lifting him up?

GENE AIN'T DOING ANYTHING. GENE YOU'RE A SHIT MAYOR. DON'T EVEN PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE--

NAH, CAUSE FELIX IS THE ONLY ONE KEEPING THAT PLACE FROM FALLING APART. IN AND OUT OF GAMEPLAY.

^ GENE DON'T DO SHIT. 🗣📢

They gotta hold a new election; Felix for Mayor. Or LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN GENE.

Ralph: "I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking... why are you here, GENE???"

*Gene's just the mf who gets thrown out of the building.*

KNOW YOUR PLACE, GODDAMN, GENE--

(Whoops I got off-topic. 😬💀)

Well first off - since it's the gameplay and all - for 30 years, Felix HAD HIS FUCKING EYES CLOSED; LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY.

Also, that's just level 1? How many levels does 'Fix-it Felix Jr' have? Does it just keep going until Felix Game-overs?

Does Ralph get thrown off the building every time a level's complete? Poor guy, and then he's treated like garbage - again, metaphorically AND LITERALLY

BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE DUMP.

/end rant

#wreck it ralph #fix it felix #wir #fix it felix jr #wreck it ralph screencaps #wreck it ralph fandom #disney screencaps #this is just me ranting #once again #I need to come up with a tag for all my ramble posts #Maybe “Tristan Rambles” or “Tristan losing his shit; again” 💀#tristan ranting #idk i'll figure it out #I will literally take any chance I get - TO HATE ON GENE #NO HESITATION #All those bitches ('nice' landers) piss me off. BUT GODDAMN FUCKING GENE #^ the fact that my phone suggests “fucking Gene” right after I type “goddamn” 💀#@BashfulGnome hears all the “goddamn fucking gene” rants LMAO #everyone in the movie had character development... EXCEPT FOR FUCKING GENE #^ HE WAS AN ASSHOLE IN THE SECOND MOVIE TOO #“Come along now; CONDIMENT.” FUCKOFF GENE #The only good part of RBTI (besides Felix and Tammy) IS WHEN GENE GOT SPUN LIKE ONE OF THE TOYS IN TOY STORY #HE WAS LIKE THAT ONE BOWLING PIN THAT DOESNT GET KNOCKED OVER #grumbling to himself and looking pissed off when Felix called Tammy “Lady love~” LMAO #lmaoo get wrecked mf #Why is gene on the fucking cabinet?#also it's so weird that after 30 years of the same gameplay... It just changes AND NO ONE QUESTIONS ANYTHING #^ I have a whole hc that Mr Likwak knows what goes on after the arcade closes #I will write a separate post about that tho

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kavehayati · 7 months ago

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Chappel Roan saying she’s sad she’s demisexual and then there’s me being aroace as a whole like don’t you think I’m even more sad 😭

#not saying she’s not allowed to feel sad at all #just makes me think about myself LOL #I hate being aroace it’s like everyone’s part of a secret club I will never be a part of #and that people don’t tend to understand and if they do they never uphold that fact #like I actually have thrown up before from the concept of being in a relationship because it’s horrifying #and disgusting to me in a practical sense #like I don’t want to throw up every time I start thinking about those things I just want to be normal #and not panic like a relationship sounds like even worse than a death sentence #ppl think aroace is cute and problem free but it’s literally so uncomfortable and inconvenient when you’re in a world which a) doesn’t #understand wth aroace is b) doesn’t respect it at all c) has shit povs on what friendship is and how it can be more fulfilling than somethin #and d) how badly it impacts some ;-; like ik it sounds easy but try telling yourself omg I want to have a forever bestie #but then said forever bestie will never end up truly putting you first because they’d have a partner who will be their number one #and as usual you won’t even be second place you will be last like always #because I’ve noticed that the moment ppl get a partner suddenly they become their forever bestie role and then I can’t have that cause it #freaks me out and disgusts me all at once so I’m literally just cursed with forever feeling lonely and not meaning anywhere near as much to #someone who you wish could even look your way the way you do to them …#honestly by the day these reminders make me feel more and more aplatonic but it’ll simultaneously always feel like a hole in my heart #because apparently being aroace is like being some weird person and some freak #and not in the 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 type of connotation LMAO I mean just plain freak #and then that loneliness will always accumulate and accumulate and accumulate until I physically cannot handle it anymore or I take matters #into my own hands and just off with her head to myself LMAO #dora daily #and that is why despite aroace being cool to me it’s just not placed in an environement which makes it cool #as those assholes tend to say oh meh meh meh you never struggled girl … we’re in the 21st century every person in the lgbt community is #living the life dating who they want and being with who they want #but allegedly it is but a crime I can’t like anyone and that nobody fucking listens to me when I say I have an attraction deficit #and that they take it upon their hands to define what I’m attracted to or head canon me as whatever they are #I swear I’m not even fucking worth that shit just leave me alone 😭#I promise like if I was with somebody they will regret the day they were born by being with me LOL I am not all that in fact me being aroace #is saving them from torture ☠️ anyways ! rant over :3

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shhh-secret-time · 8 months ago

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I'm gonna be real with you guys. I did my boy Stanson dirty with his Soulmate AU pic. I was not happy with how that came out! Buuuuuut we don't take those Ls lying down.

I have seen the light. I now subscribe to longer haired, cleft chin Stan.

You can pry sober Stan from my cold dead hands though!

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mx-nada · 5 days ago

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BOO... occasional oc post

#my art #oc art #my ocs #t&ocg:satanic-panic #t&oc:alan #t&oc:red #t&oc:jess #t&oc:henry #starting a Complicated tag system for my ocs now good luck to me and everyone else #under the cut is their original concept art #it looks really wonky bc i drew those when my hand was injured LOL #AAAAANYWAYS i posted these guys to my tt before but their lore has kinda changed since then so im gonna ramble a little bit in these tags #ill try 2 keep it short but basically jess and henry are a couple who believe they should rule over Hell (for many reasons)#they start dabbling in occult practices and eventually come to a solution which is to summon demons & use them to gain power or whatever #after their first successful ritual they send the summoned demon (red) to kill alan (jess' brother) as theyve had a rocky relationship &#alan isnt really that. great of a guy (he's just an asshole)#bla bla bla but anyways Red meets alan for the first time literally abt to kill him but he just becomes so enamored with alan... Red gets #attached to alan for some inexplicable reason and alans just scared half to death #THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLICATED BUT ITS I GUESS DOOMED YAOI OR WHATEVER like. Red loves Alan so much but Alan'll never understand why #someone even likes him that much #uhhh ill probably ramble more later idrk if anyone cares i just like talking abt my ocs LMFAOO

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oblivions-dawn · 1 month ago

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If you're that fucking disturbed and disgusted by kids wearing cat ears and tails in public, maybe YOU are the asshole and need to perform some personal introspection

#Senu Dialogue #Honestly you're probably just mad that their parents let them express themselves #In a time when exploration and acceptance is important and bullies are rampant enough #IT'S EARS. AND A TAIL. FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELF. I would befriend those kids fuck you #Either you're mad or you're jealous and either way it doesn't look cute. Or you're just an asshole. Working in a kids museum of all places #I could go on and on but I'll refrain. I just have a lot of thoughts about this and it makes me angry

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murphysiblings · 11 months ago

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tiktok is obviously awful about aging & tries to make any physical sign of it seem like a bad thing. but some tumblr users are also very weird towards anyone in their 30's (or older) & make it out like having fandom interests or just. being on the internet past your 20's is Cringe & somehow makes you into a child predator

#tumblr users have kind of an uppity attituide when talking abt other social media users #when rlly the users on here are not that much different from assholes on tiktok or twitter or whatever #the difference is on tiktok they'll bully you for looking your age but on tumblr they'll make a callout or vaguepost implying that youre a #child predator bc you're 33 & have hobbies #they say they love milfs & dilfs & make a somewhat poetic post abt the beauty of aging then are rude to ppl for being over the age of 27 #but then again ive only seen like. unnecessarily rude ''kinblr'' ppl & those my chemical romance oil painting icon ppl who call themselves #pretentious & blame declining literacy rates on ao3 fanfiction do this #txt

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beepbeepmfkr · 4 months ago

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"I can't get everything I want from this politician so obviously the solution is to throw a tantrum and not participate! That'll show them!" - person who is very likely not at personal risk of being murdered or hate crimed by an institution getting pushed further right than it already is.

#sorry but i like being black and trans nd disabled and ALIVE so imma do my due diligence to at least keep things from getting #Worse Than It Already Is :)#for context: i live in California #the government does not always make great decisions #newsom literally just vetoed a bill that would help undocumented immigrants access state college jobs and certain housing grants #hes an asshole and that sucks a lot #but thankfully i live in a state where there are A Lot of smaller offices filled by leftists pushing against this #which means that there is a much higher likelihood if another similar bill being pushed some time in the future #is it perfect #fuck no #and fuck that fucking guy #but election season is coming up and it means i have a chance to put Even More left leaning people in office #i have a chance to vote for a mayor who is pro Palestinian (shes leading in the pools right now!!!!)#i have a chance to look at local politics and decide who gets into office and who is willing to fight #did i say “man newsome is a racist he hates immigrants fuck him im not voting now!” ?#no #because that does nothing #instead i can contact his office and voice my displeasure #i can research political candidates for smaller offices who are pro immigration #i can support them and contact those offices and campaigns and make sure they know their constituents #WANT more protection for immigrants #and when elections are over and theyre in office #I CAN KEEP DOING IT #I WILL KEEP FIGHTING FOR IMMIGRATION REFORM UNTIL ANOTHER BILL CROSSES NEWSOMS DESK #i can support the smaller offices with the power to exert pressure on the larger ones #and since California is such a huge economy and such a model for other states #theres the potential for that wave to spread!#you wanna talk Palestine?#i get to support a mayoral candidate openly calling for a ceasefire!#thats amazing! imgine the pressure she could exert in office!! and i haven't even STARTED in on the senate!

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snekdood · 2 months ago

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when ppl are like "do u know ppl of x minority that ur still in contact with" as a gotcha ig to say ur not actually as open and progressive as you say you are but bud... i dont talk to anyone from my past, lmao, I dont think thats a fair metric to go by quite frankly

#no i dont talk to that person anymore. just like i dont talk to any of the privileged ppl i knew anymore either lmao #i kinda cut everyone off bc apparently ppl in my state just have a hard on for being judgemental assholes all the time and im tired of it #i thought maybe it was me but i hear from ppl who arent from here all the time that ppl are way more weird and cliquey here #and its hard to make friends so. i feel less bad now lmao.#i thought i was crazy but no im seeing reality perfectly clearly. ppl just are super cliquey here for no reason #and anyone who strays from the status quo in any capacity must be Shunned and Condemned for being Wiyuurrd #the more right leaning types dont try to hide it. but the progressive try to cloak their disgust and uncomfortability with people #being different with a bunch of excuses. literally making shit up about me to justify hating me so they can still feel progressive #while hating and making fun of me in an explicitly rw way #like. acting like kiwifarms people out here being fucking strategic n shit pretending to like me so they can make fun of me type shit like #you look like a nazi dawg lmao.#you make me feel like hanging out with my brothers friends- who definitely leaned a bit to the right- is more ideal bc at least they're #fucking out in the open and honest about making fun of me bc they think im weird. yall are too cowardly to just own up to it.#'n-no i swear its because he did [thing i either did but it didnt go down the way they said or something they made up]! i swear im not #just making shit up just to make fun of him !!!!!!! i promie!!!!'#i literally cut off all my hair bc of taking 'lsd' from those same brothers friends bc i went fucking crazy basically (trying to emphasize #how low the bar is that id rather hang out with these dudes than the more left leaning ppl i knew) and people assumed i did it bc some girl #who had or died of cancer that i never even fucking heard before??? like idk. ig they thought i was trying to be insulting or smthn????#i didnt even know who this chick was and it was my first time hearing about her when ppl told me someone spread that rumor.#bitch i was sitting in my bathroom for hours having weird discussions in myself and basically fighting between my real self #and what felt like an external force of all the judgements ppl have made about me manifest into one being (zero) trying to convince me #i couldnt be me and i felt like he possessed me to cut off all my hair and i heard him say 'THIS ISNT YOUR REAL HAIR!!!'#since it was dyed at the time and i was embracing being trans and embracing being my true self but something about that 'trip'#fucked me up and detrans and it had a lot to do w another trip i had w those same brothers friends making me feel inadequate.#i dont know who da fuck you were talking about bitch im living in a nightmare over here can we talk about that instead of whatever tf #you're going on about and making up to justify hating me and ignoring my suffering?

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cicadangel · 2 months ago

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i cannot wait to go to college and experience The World for the first time. it's sooooo exhausting living in a bubble. i'm ready cmon

#I was in Boston over Thanksgiving bc my family lives there and it was so beautiful. to me.#Boston I love you bc it's a major us city with tons to do but it also full of True New England Assholes and less like. pretentious cityfolk #though i'm sure there's plenty of those.#like I love how it is every bostoners wish to look the least put together as possible. bruins jersey and jeans and that god awful accent.#so lovely to ME!#also thinking of applying to some (more) international unis. like... the world is boundless.... perhaps.....

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unproduciblesmackdown · 5 months ago

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another appearance by asia kate dillon as LOS via the 7th moon girl's lab short, "coding" =']

#LOS in the LES on the LAN (party)#''as the kids say'' they are SO cherished #with the frequent kick up in pitch / tight voice of Excitement like hand to forehead. what a dear & delightful character #thanks to dreams inspiring ''let me just check their imdb again'' like a series of Shorts well i hope that's on youtube (yes)#& here we are :) love to Feature them again like yes recur even more. Why Not b/c they're a) a delight & b) a flexible role lol #they can just Exposit & Do Whatever as exhibited thusly. scan complete some asshole detected #LOS-307 #asia kate dillon #our good dear friend the adorable nonbinary autistic repurposed (b/c they felt like it) chess supercomputer guidance counselor bestie #was also <_< abt like hmm released in '24 might not get that Voice On T change but that would rule (not majorly enough to tell imo)#looking up s3 lore yields months old ''Maybe'' & one [idk what if any source] In Production Expected To Air Feb '25 #& i'll take the average of that as ''if it's in production; or going to be; yes akd's voice will be audibly lowered'' It Would Be Great #like really a gem to just happen to have a trans VA's voice change present in recordings over a several year range here #but ofc already a gem what a fun role. i was just thinking about what a cute as hell delightful gift they are #and about ''yeah akd can do Intense Standout Even While Quiet Presence but give them more rambunctious playful lively ones too''#glad we Do have some more of those already. more LOS more ''give us another closer passing look at their apparent partner'' more concerts.#they're amped!! as the kids say!!! mmmwah i am kissing them #also why does akd's imdb page not credit them as narrator for one [visible: out on television] episode & featured on another. c'mon

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aster-daydream404 · 2 months ago

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I just woke up and now im having a panic attack because some overfried orange bigotted dictatorial asshole (and a bunch of red elitist capitalistic shitheads) was given too much power and now they’re starting to try and fucking axe literal safe spaces for queer people and minorities on the fucking internet as long as the base of operations are in their fucking country……..

And the thing is its just the start too…

#vent #like WHAT THE FUCK #fuck- i cant- my head is too loud right now…#i am furious and in despair and stressed #and its most definitely NOT ONLY GOING TO BE A THING THAT WILL AFFECT ***ONLY*** THE PEOPLE IN THAT COUNTRY BC FUCK #THESE SITES ARE USED GLOBALLY TOO FOR FUCK SAKE #PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BEING IGNORANT AND APATHETIC ABOUT IT JUST BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS NOT GOING OT AFFECT THEM #*BECAUSE IT IS.*#AND ITS JUST STARTING TOO…#FUCK ITS GIVING DYSTOPIAN VIBES FOR FUCK SAKE #HAVE WE NOT LEARNED?!??????#SO MANY AUTHORS HAVE WRITTEN SO MANY STORIES ABOUT IT…#AND WE HAVE LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE HISTORY TO LOOK BACK ON #DON’T FORGET.#AND WHO AM I KIDDING IT ALREADY STARTED LONG AGO. IT WAS ALWAYS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG #AND ITS JUST GOING TO GET WORSE MOVING FORWARD!#AND WE CANT JUST STAND AND JUST *WATCH.* OR FACE THE OTHER DIRECTION.#BECAUSE ALL THIS IS EVER GOING TO LEAD IS TO EVERYONE’S SUFFERING.#except for those these shit benefits. which is basically those on top #fuckhhhhhh #DUDE IM NOT EVEN FROM THAT FUCKING COUNTRY AND ITS STRESSING ME OUT!!! LIKE FFS THESE SITES HAVE BEEN MY SAFE SPACES SINCE I WAS A KID #AND NOT JUST ME BUT FOR MANY OTHERS!!! SO MANY OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES ONLINE???! IVE MET DUE TO THESE SITES #AND NOW THERES A HUGE FUCKING CHANCE THAT ITS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO WAVE AWAY THESE ASSHOLES’#ATROCITIES AND PUT THEM IN POWER *AGAIN* ANYWAY #the system is working as intended #and it is fucking everyone over #aster rant

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rambunctioustoons · 6 months ago

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good morning had a dream I straight up stole an old friends oc. Would not stop justifying it to anyone that showed concern because I could write a life they deserved better!!

#dream tag #not one of my greatest moments up there in story land.#i kept having this thought like. but. im just joking! thats why i have to double down. its a fun bit with me and my old friend #but the more art i looked at. the more i read about what i had done. the more i was like .. mmmmMmmm???????? aybe. this is for real. oopsie.#do y'all have thoughts in your dreams because i do. it's odd asdjaj.#anyway i will take that Ram Being An Asshole dream over all the others i had. 0/10 for those ones this one gets a 2/10.

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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 10 months ago

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Me: He's a silly little koala. Friend: You are aware that your koala is a little shit. Me: Me: You're unaware of the famous temperament of koalas, I see.

#random #yes this is about the rarepair #I'm holding up my favorite guy like look at him! look at hiiiiiiiiim!!!#I'm being absolutely insufferable #(for those of you who don't know: koalas are notorious assholes)#(the reason the conversation took place is the koala takes his cricket very seriously)#(and is not above almost murdering his boss over it)

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