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Everyone: *arguing over who’s the rightful ruler of Mandalor*
Me, an intellectual:
#darth maul#maul#the clone wars#the mandalorian#mandalor#i mean he is#look at him#look at this asshole#look at how he sits on that throne#i stan#truly iconic
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Teall in his new look.
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a hand for john 'king of the losers' watson
#i just think#look at this asshole#falls 2 my knees and weeps#i have so many thoughts and none of them are wording
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Welp. Guess its my go to make one of these pinned posts things if Tumblr does go the way of the dodo.
Howdy folks. My name is Skye Blacke, I'm a Filmmaker, Streamer, Content Creator, and Wannabe Writer and I'll be your host this evening. I've been creating content on the internet for a couple of years now. Working as an editor or in various niche communities - and about two/three years ago I started actually making things for myself. A lot of it you can find over on Youtube the content is not always frequent but I do my best. If you want more frequent Skye Blacke then I'd suggest following me on Twitch where I host a show known as a "Filmmaker Plays" where I use my Masters degree in Film to analyse Video Games. Its like a Video Essay but live! There is also the Skye Blacke Discord where people from the above two come together to do the same and hang out. I'm also somewhat present on other sites. In recent months I've also joined the Video Game industry and become a Game Dev/Publisher so expect some stuff about my journey through that soon. Lastly. I also run a Kofi. Kofi allows me to continue to create content more frequently and support goes along way in not just money but finding interest as Kofi supporters get behind the scenes and exclusive content. Hope you all enjoyed this and I'll see you in the next one.
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#look at this asshole#his ear always does this#why#because fuck cartilage thats why#miles the idiot#miles mckenna#personal#bloodfused#he is fine#this is not anything that harms him#i just wanted to show how idiot my boy is
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Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
#not even to mention indigenous folks#personal#delete later#obligatory I don’t like the us I’m not a patriot#but saying this is like saying us doesn’t have it’s own food#TELL ME you’ve never had soul food without telling me you’ve never had soul food#‘we’re not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no culture’ does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if they’re still here I’m not surprised if they make a#qualifying backtracking ‘what I meant was’ statement#hey maybe next time if you have a point to make don’t come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims
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jace suggesting targaryen bastards could make potential dragon riders: this is great this is fun
jace realising he's devaluing his one claim to legitimacy and symbol of power: this is sooo very bad this is so not funny
#mummy stoppppp im gonna look like an asshole in the inevitable wars of succession for ur throne after u die#because i know we're so very bad at solidifying out power bases mummmyyyyyyy#txt.me#house of the dragon#hotd#jacaerys velaryon
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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?
Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.
Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?
Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?
Hero: Wait, excuse me-
Nightwing: As a matter of fact-
Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!
Nightwing: You know you love me!
Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!
Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-
Red Hood: Not listening!
Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...
Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!
Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-
Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.
Hero: ...
Hero: what the actual fuck?
#Dick Grayson is a big brother#and that means he gets to be an asshole sometimes#he lives up to his name#and this random hero is just having to witness these idiots bickering#and be very confused about it#when your brother looks older than you but you still call him cute nicknames#“that's a grown ass man”#Nightwing: and that grown ass man happens to be my little brother#Nightwing: deal with it#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batfam#batfamily#probably ooc#but that's what happens when you want these two to have a decent relationship#sorry canon#dc comics#hc dick has a permanent 20 yo look#meanwhile jason looks like he's on his 30's#tbf he's had a pretty stressful life#and death doesn't do any favors#having that in mind don't ask how dick grayson still looks good#might be his secret superpower
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The traditional Ashkenazi Jewish way to refer to Christmas is Nittel Nocht, a evening where we sit alone in our homes with the lights off doing absolutely nothing, so that we are a little harder to kill, not being gathered together or having the lights on, if the Christians decide that Jesus's birthday is a great time to have a pogrom, and murder us all. Christian holidays in general are historically speaking times of terrible persecution and murder, though Christmas is second to Easter, when Christians start going, "Wait, those Jews killed Jesus!"
So actually, I do think two thousand years of terror so severe that we have ingrained customs related to it, is pretty significant persecution, and then having to deal with people getting frankly down right now nasty when you object to it being forced on your throat, is if not genocide levels of oppression, at least pretty vile, especially since these people are from the same cultural group by and large, who have in fact committed multiple genocides against your people, one of which is still in living memory.
But ultimately I suspect that this doesn't matter to you, because your post was an example of whataboutism. How dare you complain about what I consider to be a lesser oppression, when there is genocide in the world. You sound exactly like the sexists who tell us to stop complaining about the wage gap, and the lack of access to reproductive care, when girls in Afghanistan are being murdered in the street for going to school.
And your invocations of Jesus's Jewishness are specially galling, because the Christians have not forgiven us for him being born a Jew for 2,000 years so please get fucked.
Happy first day of the war on Christmas everyone
Yearly reminder to gentiles that
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as anything but a human man who probably existed in some capacity at some point
2. We do not celebrate his birthday. He is just some guy to us.
3. It is not a personal attack on you if we don’t celebrate your favorite holiday.
4. Chanukah is not the most important Jewish holiday, its just the only one you know by name because it happens roughly around Christmas time.
5. You can say or do whatever you want, we just think you’re annoying. At the end of the day, you’re still gonna get school or work off on Christmas and Easter while I have to chose between my religion and my schoolwork every year on Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah.
6. You are not the victim. However, unfortunately you are usually the main character.
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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)
I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c
Part Two:
Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D
Aaaand Part Three:
'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...
Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]
#fanart#comics#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl yellow cat#this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it#the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles#look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles#that's just science#the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess#only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion#they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO#someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having#today is not that day#today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be#(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys#EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again#fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao#EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC#i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*
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"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.
But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.
#simon says#i love learning so much and I hate the USA's college debt system#once they make that shit free I will be unstoppable#this topic sprung up because I had the idea that im very academic and annoyingly analytical that I might as well get a degree in it#because without a degree you just seem like an autistic asshole#but with a degree? then you look like a CREDIBLE autistic asshole#don't worry I will still learn but I still want that funky piece of paper to tell everyone I learnt it#also there's some things that are VERY difficult to learn#like I would love to persue this topic further but unfortunately I would need help with that#also before you say 'try taking [blank] classes instead! it's less expensive than a degree!' im broke#my only learning resource is the library sorry about that#also this is not the post to give me unwarranted financial advice#finances are one of the topics I DO NOT care about and I WILL NOT listen to a word you say
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Apollo is a terrible monster when it comes to human food.
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kid at school: so what does your dad even have down there? some kind of sex dungeon?
12 year old Jason Todd, who has been the cause of no fewer than three (3) separate arguments in the Batcave in the last 36 hours and has been forced to do inventory on every single water sample Bruce has ever collected from Gotham Harbor going back ten years as a punishment: god I fucking wish
kid: what?
Jason: I mean -- yeah, something like that
#treadmill thoughts#jason todd#look was he being an asshole?#yes#but also#80% of jason's problems would be solved by bruce just being a little freaky in his basement#instead of nerdy#and he knows this intrinsically#no one understands his struggle other than dick#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#robin#bats and birds#gotham
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Hey Skye.
Love your streams. Was wondering - for a new streamer what is the best thing to have?
Hi!!
Thank you so much. Honestly I think having a good ability to interact and a USP helps but the advice I would give is a good head mod.
Streaming is often treated like a monolith but its been so much easier after I started working with my mods more directly.
Of course lets give some serious love to @hesitating-anxious-aliens . Not only are they an amazing partner but also have done so much bts work that really makes the streams so much better. They are a godsend and I couldnt do this without em.
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Covenant
#yugioh#ygo dm#kisara#seto kaiba#kaiba seto#ygo#GET HIM BABY <3#this is my ideal blueshipping dynamic. btw#sometimes a super cool powerful dragon is soulmates with a little asshole. and you gotta rip him in half a bit#its for his own good trust me#but it's ok with me if you interpret this as mortal enemies doomed to rip each other up over thousands of years through every reincarnation#zelda ganon link style#also good god why did i do this it took so long and i got so insane about every frame#I LEARNED A LOT YEE HA#watch me actually look up how to do animation and realize i did everything in the worst slowest possible way#art tag
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