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brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw
#odysseus#penelope#telemachus#the odyssey#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#art#fanart#duckysprouts#quote found in my notes?? what was i on#girly chill#this is the worst field trip in history i think#looking at this again and why does it look like he’s the one that gave birth😭😭#greek mythology
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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)
Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.
JL: he killed 80 people in two days.
Dick: …he’s adopted?
Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???
#cannot believe nobody has done this before??#or am I just not looking properly#one of my favourite genre of fics it is so funny lmao#anyhow dick and Jason are so Thor and Loki coded in a way (older brother believing his younger brother is dead but actually he’s not)#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect justice league quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#marvel#marvel quotes#thor and loki#dick and jason
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"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition
Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?
Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Dick Grayson: Vampires.
Jason Todd: ...
Tim Drake: ...
Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.
Dick eats his apple after that.
*silence*
Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.
Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?
Jason: Same.
#duke thomas#batfamily incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#jason todd#batman#dick grayson#tim drake#there was a time where Nightwing got turned into a vampire and it looked awesome#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily funny#batfamily headcanons#yeah I'm not going to lie Nightwing as a hot vampire could nibble my neck a little#microfiction#drabble#"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition#batfamily chronicles#jason todd and bruce wayne#batfamily microseries#multi part fic#script fic#flash fiction#batfamily comedy#headcanon batfamily#part of my batfamily flash fiction#batfamily fic#batfamily fluff#dc fanfiction
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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...
#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later#and a cart#and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game#stoner tim drake my beloved#dc#tim drake#james gordon#robin#red robin#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#spoiler#stephanie brown#incorrect quote generator
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Bruce died(?) again
Jason: Well, it's my turn.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.
Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?
Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.
#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#my ramblings#incorrect quotes#once again I made up this one#but like look at me and tell me that I'm wrong when Red Robin comics is rught there#Dick it's in Future State where he acts just like Bruce it's an au but like it's in character af for him#Cass ran away to Hong Kong so she kind of pushed them away and the second part she's always like this#Jason invites his siblings to his place to watch hustorical drama and criticizes the accuracy and if they are adapted from a book#how well of an adaptation they are#of course he is the one making most of the commentaries on the subject#is tim wrong? let's discuss
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He truly did.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#the gaang#sokka art#sokka fanart#atla sokka#sokka#sokka avatar the last airbender#sokka of the water tribe#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi island#kyoshi warrior sokka#atla meme#incorrect quotes#Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit#As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform#Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about#He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao#“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko#Anyone would do#“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?
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I’m posting this at 1 AM (source)
#undertale#papyrus#frisk#singing robart#in the last panel I wanted it to look like the quote bubble is poking him in the face and being annoying
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Dick, at Damian soccer game, watching from the sidelines: Wooo! Let’s go Dami!
Random lady: Oh is he your son?
Dick, touched: Oh ha, he’s actually my brother!
*Later*
Dick, hanging out with Tim: Come on we should get ice cream.
Random Guy: Oh out for some father son bonding time?
Dick, grasping at the thought of looking old enough to have a college aged son: w h a t
#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#dick grayson#damian wayne#robin#dick: Do I really look that old Timmy?
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The Dark Knight, Batman, Mr. “I am the night” maintaining his mystery even while revealing his identity in a justice league meeting:
The JL: Bruce Wayne?!
His wayward children, who have scheduled a “Brucie Wayne” funniest moments and scandals compilation to kick on in about 30 seconds on the monitor:
The JL: … bruce wayne
#he is filled with an overwhelming sense of dread when he hears Steph’s giggling in the vents#Jason just looked at him and laughed out loud 2 days ago and he’s been sleeping with one eye open since#damian is ashamed but included the security footage of Bruce making ass of himself at galas he forced him to attend#batman#batfam#jason todd#bruce wayne#robin#dick grayson#red hood#batman and robin#nightwing#tim drake#spoiler#stephanie brown#damian wayne#the moment Bruce knew he messed up by flirting with at least half their secret identities#incorrect batfamily quotes
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just another night in gotham
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#''jason try not to blow up anything for at least 24 hrs challenge''#gothamites should be considered prominent characters in the dc verse look at the shit they gotta put up with#u never know if ur gonna wake up at 2 am to find the city chemically gassed and highly toxic#or if you're gonna hear a bat crashing through your (newly repaired) windows just cuz ur room was a shortcut to catch some goon#the bats prob give BALLER food place recs tho so ig it balances out#every gothamite ever: this city sucks#literally anyone else: yeah its the worst#every single gothamite collectively uniting as one single front: the FUCK did you say?? NO one insults this city except US#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#tim drake#red robin#duke thomas#signal#bruce wayne#batman#stephanie brown#spoiler#batfam#social media au#batfamily#batkids#incorrect quotes#dc comics#texts#fanatical posting
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here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!
joy and pleasure
grim acceptance of reality
weeping
there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop
#all proceeds will go toward the removal of Belphie's pompoms#sorry if that's a terrible way to refer to them it's just what they look like#ahhh I haven't gotten a quote for it yet.....dreading that slightly
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On a date
Percy: You look pretty cute dressed up without the battle armor
Annabeth: Oh yeah? And how do I look with the battle armor?
Percy: Hot as fuck
#Mr. look how beautiful my girlfriend is covered in monster guts and sewage#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: unknown#incorrect quotes
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damian: let’s have a knife fight
dick: let’s not
tim: im tired of losing the knife fights
jason: sorry that damian and i are better than you all
cass: …
jason: no you’re so right—— sorry that cass is better than all of us
#cassandra cain is THE favorite#look me into the orbs placed on my face and tell me that im wrong#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#cassandra cain#nightwing#red robin#red hood#dc robin#orphan#black bat
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a duet in a galaxy far, far away
#the quote belongs to @/spoiler4you on twitter#sr if it looks a bit shitty#i don't normally paint a scene like this YvY#my art#din djarin#grogu djarin#grogu#i refuse to use the din grogu tag until further notice skjdfs#pedro pascal#clan mudhorn#a clan of two#the mandalorian#the mandalorian spoilers#star wars
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Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.
And no one believed him at first.
#that was probably one of the funniest times to be on twitter because you could quote him and point and laugh at him#while you'll see his desperation growing and growing because everyone were like fujimoto? you? nah! and he was crying screaming#“ I AM A LIBRA!!!” KFKFNDKFKFKF#tatsuki fujimoto#look back#chainsaw man#at least we got the aki early design which was a blessing for all of us. except for him ofc#the fact he wrote a scene with this SAME THING happening to denji like.. idk. two months before was the funniest thing ever klmdslk#life do truly imitates art...
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
#radio rebel reveal#>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me#but i love it#anyways they’re all idiots#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#sir lancelot#sir gwaine#sir mordred#sir percival#sir elyan#sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur#idiots of the round table#look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong#incorrect merlin quotes
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