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duckysprouts · 8 months ago

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brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

#odysseus #penelope #telemachus #the odyssey #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #art #fanart #quote found in my notes?? what was i on #girly chill #this is the worst field trip in history i think #looking at this again and why does it look like he’s the one that gave birth😭😭#greek mythology #epic the ithaca saga

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 3 months ago

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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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everwalldigan · 7 months ago

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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

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gothamite-rambler · 6 months ago

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"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

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giantkillerjack · 4 months ago

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I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! She'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

#gastronauts #dropout #original #jordan myrick #none of these are quotes from anything. I don't know anything about cooking. it's why I relate to this show.#I like that it makes the chefs look legit as fuck #because it gives me an average person an idea of how delicious this food is. it's hard to tell when it's being experienced #always by professional celebrity chef judges or whatever. I'd be so excited about this food too! and i have ARFID!

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fictionalaffection · 3 months ago

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do you love poetry?

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poempoetryandmore · 4 months ago

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98chao · 2 months ago

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what am i, if i can't be yours

#if you know the quote in the art Just look the other way #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #pure vanilla cookie #awakened pure vanilla cookie #truthless recluse #shadow milk cookie #fount of knowledge #vanilla milkshake #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #my art #clip studio paint #2025 #crk spoilers #1k #2k #3k

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nainz7 · 20 days ago

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neil and jean: making up stories and lying to the FBI to keep riko out of any negative light

kevin on national television: RIKO WOULD HAVE KILLED NEIL IF ANDREW WASN’T FAST ENOUGH

#kevin day my beloved #look how far he’s come #kevin day #jean moreau #neil josten #andrew minyard #riko moriyama #tgr spoilers #the golden raven #aftg #all for the game #aftg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #all for the game incorrect quotes #aftg tgr

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eightspringdays · 5 months ago

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Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

#that was probably one of the funniest times to be on twitter because you could quote him and point and laugh at him #while you'll see his desperation growing and growing because everyone were like fujimoto? you? nah! and he was crying screaming #“ I AM A LIBRA!!!” KFKFNDKFKFKF #tatsuki fujimoto #look back #chainsaw man #at least we got the aki early design which was a blessing for all of us. except for him ofc #the fact he wrote a scene with this SAME THING happening to denji like.. idk. two months before was the funniest thing ever klmdslk #life do truly imitates art...

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ditzybat · 11 months ago

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later #and a cart #and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game #stoner tim drake my beloved #dc #tim drake #james gordon #robin #red robin #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown #incorrect quote generator

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wickedsmille · 4 months ago

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Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-

Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!

#Tim #doing a lizard blink and looking like he's rehearsing for the Night of the Living Dead remake: Jason under investigation!#Jason #judging his life choices: Because he's a fully functioning adult adjacent that can't watch his caffeine intake #tim drake #jason todd #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #dc #incorrect batfamily quotes #then tim accuses jason of being a hallucination and passes out on the keyboard so his report reads jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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littlefankingdom · 5 months ago

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Bruce died(?) again

Jason: Well, it's my turn.

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.

Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?

Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #my ramblings #incorrect quotes #once again I made up this one #but like look at me and tell me that I'm wrong when Red Robin comics is rught there #Dick it's in Future State where he acts just like Bruce it's an au but like it's in character af for him #Cass ran away to Hong Kong so she kind of pushed them away and the second part she's always like this #Jason invites his siblings to his place to watch hustorical drama and criticizes the accuracy and if they are adapted from a book #how well of an adaptation they are #of course he is the one making most of the commentaries on the subject #is tim wrong? let's discuss

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trialsofthedas · 4 months ago

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Viago: Teia and I are having a baby.

Rook: That's gre-

Viago, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

#incorrect quotes #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age veilguard #da4 #datv #viago de riva #teia cantori #teia and viago basically raised my rook #teia x viago #crow rook #rook de riva #don’t get it twisted though teia is forcing this interaction to occur #teia and viago looking at the most fucked up scraggly looking kid in the world: that one. we’re taking that one.

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fictionalaffection · 3 months ago

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the intimacy of being understood.

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