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ghl-osty · 1 year ago

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la da dee

la da da doo

lobotomy

loboto-you

#lobotomy #la da dee by cody simpson mentioned #babe what if we got our lobotomies at claires #i personally think this is the shit #came to me in art class #had to run to post it #funny #shits and giggles #feel like a loser tagging this as funny lmao #lobotomies #lobotomy jokes #dark humor

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whydousernamesevenexist · 5 months ago

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#bluesky #lobotomy jokes

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mentally-retired · 1 year ago

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hot take:

lobotomy jokes aren't funny and were an unfortunate reality for a lot of people, mostly women and queer people and in particular black women

"haha i need a lobotomy" no you fucking don't. these were half the time not egen trained medical professional sticking fucking needles through peoples eyes and not really knowung what theyre doing yet they did it to so many people

its not funny

#live laugh lobotomy #i need a lobotomy #lobotomy jokes #lobotomy jokes aren't funny #its not funny #lobotomy

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houseswife · 1 year ago

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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’#PEAK TELEVISION!#house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

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robinspinknest · 9 months ago

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... pick yr poison ...

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ghost-skull-trash · 6 months ago

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PUT THE FISH BACK IN THE BOX!

#pressure roblox #sebastian pressure #sebastian solace #lobotomy corp #crossover #kinda #I spent too long on this joke art #what the hell is wrong with me #fish #fisssshhh

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palamadeez · 7 months ago

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gideon rattling the bars of her enclosure like

#...lobotomy jokes anyone?#too soon?#gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt #shitposting

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heloocean · 4 months ago

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neccara-1 · 5 months ago

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hello honey, it's time for drop massive post before disappear for another 6 months

maybe spoiler for canto 7/8 ? idk it's so faint, barely a reference

okay guys seeya yaay

yaay

#fanart #my art #necca art dump #limbus company #project moon #lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #i really want to tag honkai star rail too bc of the penacony corp joke

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sweetheartdaytonababy · 3 months ago

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bye i can’t do this there is no way we just saw elon musk do the NAZI SALUTE TWICE and nobody in the crowd cared. i’m literally telling u that trump and his billionaire buddies are following in h!7le4’s footsteps and nobody is noticing or caring like omg

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meganechan05 · 5 months ago

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Himeno is on the fence about Rita's "new look" 😂

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dailyperkele · 1 year ago

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DAY 20 - Containment

That's a weird looking abnormality right there- let's try some Repression Work!

#fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger #fear & hunger #f&h termina #f&h #per'kele #daily per'kele #I'm never trying Nai_ga's old painting style ever again;; I very much don't have the ability or brushes for it so this is a failed attempt-#but yeah- I pretty much spoiled that I'm a fan of lobotomy corp in my Day 0 post so- who knew already knew ehoh #I of course also thought a little about his possible stats- behaviour and prefrences buuut that's a lot of talk only 1% would get so rip #for the joke in this post just know he would not like Repression at all

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xx-sinfulflesh-xx · 3 months ago

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#joke between me and my friend on discord #netzach #lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #project moon #mine

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dontcryminecraft · 8 months ago

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Ranboo got a lobotomy at Claire's real and true

#ahyes an original post #ranboo #ranboolive #liveblogging #he said he had surgery and somebody in chat asked if he got a lobotomy so take the joke

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dandysworldhcs · 3 months ago

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I’ve added Astro the hc of my previous hc…Now for the lobotomies.

Gigi, Dandy, and Sprout both got lobotomies and are probably the ones giving lobotomies.

Flutter I don’t really think got a lobotomy and probably gives lobotomies with her proboscis bc silly butterfly. Cosmo also helps with lobotomies (he didn’t get a lobotomy).

Tisha either got a lobotomy or is on 50’s housewife drugs (of which Goob supplies and Razzle specifically is the backup dealer).

Goob both got a lobotomy and is on adderall. Scraps didn’t get a lobotomy but is on adderall.

For Razzle and Dazzle, Razzle specifically got a lobotomy but Dazzle didn’t.

Teagan probably didn’t get one, but she might get a forced one for being a woman, going by she/they, and having an opinion in the 1990’s. I would’ve said the same for Looey, but he’d pop.

Rodger got a forced lobotomy for knowing too much or something 💀

Glisten, Pebble, Coal, Toodles, and Shrimpo are banned from the operating room. Glisten kept treating it like a therapist’s office and hurt too many feelings :(. Pebble is pebble, Coal is Coal, Toodles kept walking in mid-lobotomy, and Shrimpo kept trying to beat the shit outta Gigi and it’s pretty much on-sight fighting when it comes to Shrimpo and Sprout.

Finn, Looey, and Poppy can’t get lobotomies (Finn would either shatter or, the funnier but inaccurate option, his brain is in Barnaby Whilikers. He is the fish. He named his brain. It’s too small to operate on. Looey and Poppy would pop)

The twisteds (and Ginger and Connie) are failed lobotomies.

…I mean, Boxten should get a lobotomy-

Bobette and Rudie probably got lobotomies.

Shelly got a lobotomy and the closest Vee got was a system reset and a stolen USB.

The rest didn’t get a lobotomy (they said no, physically couldn’t, Astro was too eepy and was just sooooo polite about it)

— Janon, the yappinator who probably missed a few words and got killed by autocorrect

you need to make an au called like Lobotomies World or smth bc this is actually interesting (or maybe i’m just delusional)

#dandys world #dandys world headcanon #dw #dw headcanon #headcanon #headcanons #joke headcanon #janon #live laugh lobotomy #lobotomies

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onlineviolence · 3 months ago

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Why did she not just push them over Like the dominoes? Is she stupid?

#joke #they would not be able to get up. They are like turtles.#lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #<- i guess

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