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Lmao okay wait. I got asked that question about Feyre/Bryce/Aelin and I went down a lil rabbit hole and somehow ended up on a subreddit of people arguing over who would win in a fight if it were Feyre vs. Aelin.
And I am CACKLING right now because it seems like the bulk of people on that thread think Aelin would win, and the people who think Feyre would win are SO. UPSET. Like they are BIG MAD that anyone would think Aelin would win hahahahahaha
I'm cackling. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard omfg. People really do 100% project themselves onto Feyre. They really think they ARE Feyre!!!!! I'm crying. Send help I can't breathe 😂😂
#lmao it's so stupid#idek how I ended up here#but I am just CRYING at these people LOSING THEIR MINDS 😭#these are old threads to be fair#but it's funny as fuck seeing everyone get so butthurt omg#what a nice little comedic rabbit hole that was#10/10 would highly recommend#the funniest part is that the people who think aelin would win are conceding to certain points#but the people who think feyre would win are losing their minds ahhaahahahaha#i'm being such a dick today my bad you guys#i don't even have an excuse for being a dick#my b my b#update: someone said feyre wins against aelin because she can wear a cruel mask#i genuinely can't stop laughing pls send help#(I feel the need to clarify that I literally don't care about this debate but BOY OH BOY...#(...am I having a TIME seeing ppl who think they ARE Feyre argue about this ahhh this is so fun omg)#oh god I hope a feyre or feysand stan sends me hate for this post#PLSSSSSS
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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please
It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)
#You just KNOW gideons makes tons of these 'is that a gun or are you just happy to see me' jokes#She holds the third gun in her mouth#looking so damn stupid but grinning like shes the coolest lmao#how are you even going to shoot girl#also: the paint has to get onto the skin somehow#hmm. lot to think about...#that was such a fun prompt dear ! I ended up enjoying this waaaaay too much <3#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#I'm not gonna tag it griddlehark but in my mind this IS griddlehark - because this outfit would make Harrow go insane lmao#not that she'd ever let griddle take one step outside looking like that if we're talking serious#but it's a look - a look I LOVE#tlt#the locked tomb#my art#requests
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behold, my idiots
#it done#this is so stupid lmao but I’m glad I finished it#destiel#deancas#dean#cas#Castiel#supernatural#spn#spn fanart#my art#charbies art tag
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Essek: I want to study you Ashton: haha, like... carnally? ;)
#critical role#critical role fanart#cr spoilers#<just in case!#essek thelyss#ashton greymoore#cr 3#bells hells#shadowmoore#< im fuckin tickled theres a ship tag for this already LMAO#critical doodles#anyway ashton wants to fuck essek so bad it makes him look stupid <3
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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.
So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.
The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:
She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)
It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.
Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")
Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.
I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.
TLDR: Based.
#we dont have to get into the fact that most prisons fail to provide bare necessities to inmates because you make more money that way#thats not what the post is about#it is frankly baffling to me that the orange wet bag somehow referenced an actual policy stance#i wasnt aware he knew how to do that#fox news had covered it the morning of the debate so i guess thats how i found out about it#but i didnt know he knew how to read#transgender#transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison#politics#us politics#kamala harris#election 2024#queer#trans#ramble#still think that one guy in my comments was a bot tho lmao#better a bot than this stupid#long post#go vote#vote blue#register to vote#vote so we can have transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison
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#IT'S SO REAL LMAO#killing? trying to sell lucy? dw baby im deaf blind and stupid do whatever u want#gonna forgive u anyway#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout series#fallout x reader#the ghoul#the ghoul x reader#cooper howard#cooper howard x reader#fallout the ghoul
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Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?
#every dracula adaptation gets every character wrong- but the way Lucy is treated in particular makes my blood boil#she's not stupid for being naive. she's not stupid for fixating on marriage. she's 19. A TEENAGER. she's allowed to be young#of course she doesn't have much life experience! that's why it's so tragic! when she dies we mourn the person she was meant to become#and regardless of however adaptations try to spin it; she did not want to be killed. she wasn't aware of dracula like the other characters#she didn't deliberately let dracula kill her. she didn't ask to be a vampire. she wasn't in love with dracula or anything like that#she died not understanding what was happening to her. she never lost her naivety. and that makes it even more tragic in my opinion#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk#i think my old dracula hyperfixation is reigniting and i don't have the strength to stop it lmao#lucy westenra#dracula#bram stokers dracula#dracula daily#lit student screams into the void
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“I’m a clone! :D”
#listen i loved this scene so stupidly much okay dont judge me#im SORRY but the way they all said the line in unison with those stupid ass faces is still sending me#AND THEY GOT MACAQUE IN ON IT TOO IM DONE#i know wukong wears the circlet in this but i honestly forgot and was too damn lazy to change it back lmao#lmk s5 spoilers#lmk season 5 spoilers#monkie kid spoilers#lmk s5#lmk season 5#monkie kid season 5#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk fanart#monkie kid fanart#monkie kid mk#lmk mk#monkie kid sun wukong#lmk sun wukong#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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ok i drew both of them now
#marvel mcu#xmen movies#xmen#xmen first class#xmen apocalypse#xmen dofp#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#can we tell i was just gonna leave these b/w but changed my mind last minute#i have silly things planned for them so im practicing and i have found michael fassbender has a wonderful face to draw#i think the funniest bit about the erik pile is i really just wanted to draw his stupid little ascot from dofp#but i didnt even fackin do that. oh well !!!! just have to draw erik again then#do i have anything else to say. no LMAO ok bye
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Sam!
#i like his winter outfit cause his hat hides his stupid ass psiky hair lmao#sorry im not a sam guy the only reason i even drew him was so i could dra whi hair like this lol#look i love soft hair thats kinda wavy or swoopy so im makin all the boys have this hair#im sure if i ever draw alex or shane they would be unrecognizable lmao#also his face looks kinda weird but#i dont really feel like fixing it anymore than i already have#like i fixed his face so many times cause it looked off and it STILL looks of but ah well#art#artwork#stardew valley#fanart#sam stardew valley#sdv#artists on tumblr
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#souyo#persona 4#my art#yu narukami#yosuke hanamura#souji seta#i bring u more stupid comics#wish i had ideas for a story so i could draw a longer souyo comic lol#i actually tried to put some effort into this#lmao#i just hate drawing backgrounds#YOSUKES POSE LOOKING BACKWARDS LITERALLY KILLED ME
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo#bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀#meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts#he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little#he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao#matthias helvar#soc#six of crows#soc matthias#soc nina#nina zenik#helnik#incorrect soc#incorrect soc quotes#Matthias#Nina#soc helnik#the grisha series#grishaverse#leigh bardugo#leigh bargudo#crooked kingdom
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I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?
#gravity falls#FiddleStan#fiddleford x stan#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan pines#stanley pines#context Alex pls#welp I guess Fidds wants a piece of Stanley’s ass lmao#I know this is just a silly doodle Alex drew don’t take it seriously#but it’s still funny af#this is golden#if I could make a robot to pinch someone’s cheeks I would#so Fiddleford is very relatable here lmao#ani rants about stupid shit#book of bill#the book of bill
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Miku has an idea
#meme#shitpost#gomicake#vocaloid#hatsune miku#digital art#anime art#fanart#artists on tumblr#animecore#weebcore#internetcore#webcore#oldweb#rolling girl#this is so stupid LMAO
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