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teehee what if mc remembered getting a bad end before things got reset and then she ended up going back to the person who killed her in the last timeline but now she has nightmares about them and generally fears for her life when they act a certain way sometimes?
anyway donna fans, i am back with some hurt/comfort, please enjoy :o3
Valeria runs so fast she feels like her entire being is aflame with anxiety. Her pursuer is just as fast though and she knows she has no time to stop or think or hide, so on she runs, through the dark nursery until she reaches the inevitable dead end at the very back. She could maybe turn back and hop the beds if she trusts her own dexterity enough for the task, get back out into the shop and escape... except Miranda is there. There's no time to ponder upon escape anymore anyhow. Donna slows as she descends upon Valeria, and the girl almost thinks maybe she's snapped out of it, maybe they're safe, maybe they can get out of this, together.
Maybe wishful thinking hurt worse than accepting the ugly truth. Valeria cries out in terror as she's wrestled to the ground, adrenaline fueled strength only helping her so much against Donna's naturally stronger self.
"Nonono! Don't do this, Donna, please don't!" The redhead sobs, struggling to get out from under the older woman. She stops when something wet drips onto her cheek and she looks up. Donna is crying. Tears roll heavily down her cheeks, collecting with the blood and dirt on them before crashing down on Valeria. She doesn't want to do this.
Valeria lifts a hand to Donna's face, gently brushing the tears away. Scared as she was, it hurt her more to see her favourite person suffering than what she knew was coming next. She feels the heavy 'thump' against her chest and hears a horrible, loud 'crack' long before the stinging of broken skin and shattered sternum register. She thinks she might be screaming or crying but everything is just too much to really notice. The sensation hits her again and again, and she watches as more gore sprays Donna's teary face as everything around them starts to blur and fade to black.
Valeria wakes with a start, crying out and pushing herself away when the first thing her nightmare riddled mind sees is Donna sleeping next to her, ending up toppling to the floor. For having such a rude awakening herself, the botanist is quick to get up, turning on the lmap on the side table. She takes careful but worried steps towards Valeria's shivering form, now tucked back against the wall and trying very hard to breathe.
"DolcĂŠzza, are you alright?" Her voice drips with concern. She slowly kneels before the redhead, reaching out to provide a comforting touch. Valeria looks at her hand as though it would kill her but doesn't stop her, leaning into the touch with a shakey exhale.
"I had... it was... a nightmare," the girl fights to say, nose scrunching slightly at her own words. It WAS a nightmare, but it also felt so fucking real. She raises a hand to her own chest, pressing roughly into the clammy skin to make sure. No blood; no gaping wounds; no broken ribcage. Just her racing heartbeat.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
Valeria shakes her head violently in response. She didn't even want to think of the nightmare again, nevermind retell it. Especially not to Donna. She'd never forgive herself for making Donna worry about this, spending the next days or weeks or months wondering if she'd done something wrong to make her dream up a scenario so awful.
"Can you just hold me? Please?" She asks, leaning into Donna's chest and inhaling the scent of her and her nightclothes. Two arms wrap protectively around her and she feels safer than ever.
"Of course, bambola. I've got you," Donna whispers, pressing a kiss to her temple. "I won't let anything harm you." Despite having just experienced the opposite, Valeria believes her.
This time, she's safe.
#donna beneviento#donna beneviento/reader#valeria (maiden oc)#resident lover#my writing#lugosi speaks#haha what if you were forced to murder me in another life but i kept coming back to you over and over again hoping to break the cycle and#live happily ever after with you?#and we were both girls?#haha jk... unless?
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⌠Freshly ordained âŚ
#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case#Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so#he has trained all his life for this goal#he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much#because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning#he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin#for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice#the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out#there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad#they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice#became friends and then lovers#but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out#Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics#they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs#Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat#this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again
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What if Soap and Ghost decided to get married for military benefits?
They're a little drunk when they think of it, giggling about one of them wearing a wedding dress or carrying the other down the aisle, but the next day they actually think about it. It would let them be more flexible about housing, moving into an apartment or even a home together with nicer beds and appliances. They'd get some extra money for groceries and some more freedom. It sounded great, and with Price and Laswell capable of figuring out the fraternization logistics, it was a real possibility.
So, then ensues a 'fake' marriage, where two homies get legally married just for benefits. Everyone congratulates them on finding love, but they're just relaxing in their apartment, sleeping in two separate rooms, and living their own lives. Ghost keeps to himself while Soap goes out to meet new people.
But as time goes on, they start spending more and more time together, cooking meals together or falling asleep on the couch with a movie playing in the background. Soap eventually moves into Ghost's room, claiming he was cold (he was not, he was actually melting but Ghost didn't need to know). Their fake marriage starts to look a lot like a real marriage, real domestic: weekly dates, intertwined schedules, and arguments over bills and taxes.
Nearly two/three years in and it hits them that they actually like each other. They couldn't imagine divorcing once they're out of the military, couldn't imagine anyone else taking their place. When they hit the five year mark, they decide to have a real wedding, renewing their (previously copied from Google) vows in front of family and friends.
And I'm sure the benefits for a civilian spouse would help Johnny a lot when he's medically discharged from the military. Instead of following Ghost around as his teammate, he gets to follow Ghost around as his husband, always waiting for him to come home during those last few years in service.
#and then they lived happily ever after because fuck you mwiii#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#tag : teks posts
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THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013) THE GIGGLE (2023)
Or perhaps it doesn't matter either way.
#dw spoilers#doctor who#dwedit#dwgifs#timelordgifs#david tennant#ncuti gatwa#tom baker#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#the curator#the giggle#vindicia#thelvadams.gifs#14 lives happily ever after and retires as the curator#you can't tell me it doesn't work it's perfect
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god breast that american
#im talking about you skip#transformers#maccadam#jetfire g1#sg starscream#but they live in a world together and live happily ever after#skystar#jetfire#starscream#hi rodimus hi tailgate hi sarge hi pharma
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THEM đĽşâ¨
#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#jjk#okkotsu yuuta#my art#I love them sm#I just wish Gojo could live happily ever after with his students#all of them#found family is my weakness#gege when i catch you gege
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Sometimes I sit down and realise how little we actually know about the clones in Canon and how much we just made up and decided was cannon.
Like the clone have never actually spoke Mando'a, Fives and Echo aren't really twins, Torrent never officially adopted Ahsoka into their aliit, Kote isn't really Cody's name, we know next to nothing about Fox and the Corries. I mean there isn't even a command batch, we don't actually know if Ponds, Cody, Wolffe, Bly and Fox were batchers that adopted Rex on Komino to save him from the long necks and Alpha-17 just had to live with it.
It's wild how much of what most people consider cannon was made up by fans, and it's amazing.
#like what do you mean Fives died and they didnt all live happily ever after#what do you mean the Fox didnt get to shoot Palps in the face#and got a massive group hug from his batch#star wars#ahsoka#the clone wars#star wars clones#clone wars#the clones#captain rex#commander wolffe#commander fox#commander cody#codywan#coruscant guard#clone trooper echo#clone trooper fives#echo and fives
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finally! we get a 4k image of this iconic gay asf scene! đ¤
#and they lived happily ever after#ruiling over the empire together#austin if you can improvise that scene with stellan then you could've done it here with timothĂŠe#lmao#this made me laugh in the cinemas#just because of timothĂŠe moaning and breathing heavily#then that shot of chani looking at them horrified#dune part two#dune#dune part 2#dune 2024#feypaul#feydpaul#feyd x paul#feyd rautha x paul atreides#feyd rautha#paul atreides#gay
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âEVERY YOU, EVERY ME ¡ ŕ¸ŕ¸¸ŕ¸ŕš ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ľŕšŕ¸Łŕ¸ąŕ¸ ¡ Universe 03.5/08
#every you every me#every you every me the series#mick monthon#top piyawat#micktop#everyyoueverymeedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#my edits.#and then they went on a roadtrip with that old benz and lived happily ever after :)))))))))))))))#oh i am so glad top will be in everything next year
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griddlehark modern pen pal au where they donât know each other but are assigned as pen pals for those pen pal projects you get in middle school and it just turns into them sending each other hate mail and somehow they just keep going for several years, even though they dont rly have to
#smth about them yearning through letters???? sign me up#this was inspired by me sending a lot of letters at work today#n also inspired by my old pen pal ly (if u r readinf this i miss u sm)#the locked tomb#griddlehark#i kinda wanna write this but i have never written anything rly#maybe one day idk#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#bonus points if stop at some point because Emotions and then one day at a rly low point one of them sends a letter to the other#ans they just start up the whole thing again???#one day harrow would def be like im at this coffee shop at this time meet me if you want#and gideon would drive any distance to meet her or smth#and they r both like?????????? thats what you look like#and then they live happily ever after or smth#i might delete this later#also idk if that pen pal project thing is A Real Thing In Real Life#i think i mightve made it up
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MULTIFANDOM MEME: 9/15 SHIPS ⤠VILLANELLE & EVE (KILLING EVE)
#killing eve#killingeveedit#villaneve#villanelle#eve polastri#killingevedaily#villanelle x eve#dailylgbtq#wlwsource#wlwedit#tvedit#*mf#**#they still live happily ever after idk what you are talking about <3
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Babydoll
Alpha Sevika x Omega Reader drabble
Summary: Sevika makes a bad call and upsets you while you're in pre heat. You're pissed at her.
You looked at the barebones nest you'd assembled. It was made up of pillows, clothes, and throw blankets you'd stolen from around the apartment, because Sevika had insisted on washing everything in preparation for your heat.
It wasn't like Sevika had forced you to give up the bedding, or gone behind your back. No, she was a good alpha. She talked you into it with good old fashioned logic.
"It's time to wash the bedding anyway," she had said calmly. "And I think it's more important now than ever. Come on, you know how filthy this stuff is gonna get."
You couldn't argue with that reasoning, but that didn't mean you were happy about it. Already you were in pre heat, and every instinct was screaming at you to fix this mess. Because what was this? Not a nest.
Tears welled in your eyes. You didn't want to disappoint Sevika.
That was when she walked in with the sheets and comforter. Her scent was relaxed and she clearly had no idea how upset you were. "The laundry's dry," she announced.
"It doesn't smell like you!" You rebuked her angrily.
"You're right," Sevika said calmly. "I'll get right on that." And she started rubbing her scent glands against the bedding. She tried to sit down with you, but you growled.
That was when she realized how upset you were. You could see her nose move as she sniffed nearby you. Her face fell. "You're mad about the laundry, aren't you? And you smell like you're hours away from heat, at most."
"Yes, so hurry up and scent that shit!" You snapped.
Sevika's eyes widened. "Okay, okay." She worked faster. "I'm sorry I upset you, babydoll."
You huffed and didn't answer. All you did was work on your nest. It had to be perfect within the next few hours, and you didn't work well under stress.
Sevika took your giving her the silent treatment in stride. She brought you more things from other rooms and talked to you from time to time, and talked to you, attempting to win you over again.
"I was thinking I'd make your favorite tonight. How does that sound?"
"My pretty omega's gonna look so good spread out naked on that blanket."
You steadfastly ignored her, and your growing arousal, unless it was to ask her for something.
"The nest looks soft. You did such a good job making it. You're such a good omega, making this for us."
You softened. Sevika saw her chance and dove for it. "Is it okay if I come in now?"
"No!" You snarled. You turned away from her and lay on your side, staring at the wall.
Sevika paused, then spoke softly. "You're really upset, aren't you babydoll?"
"I'm not your babydoll."
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pressured you into letting me change the bedding," she said sincerely. "If I'd realized how deep into pre heat you were, I would never have done it."
"How could you not realize?" You asked angrily. "Couldn't you smell me?" You were honestly hurt, and you knew your alpha could hear it in your voice.
"I was preoccupied with making sure everything was ready for you," she sighed, and you could imagine how she was probably running her hands through her hair. "Cleaning, meal prepping, and then I realized I forgot to submit my PTO, so I had to do that, and the bedding was just one more thing to check off my to-do list."
Knowing she was trying to help you made you feel guilty for being angry at her. In her own way, Sevika was nesting, too. You rolled over and looked at her.
She unfastened your poncho. "Hey. It's okay. It's alright." She handed it to you. "I bet this will be great for the nest."
Your eyes widened. She wore that thing almost every day, and now Sevika was handing it over to you. You took it from her and brought it up to your nose. It smelled more strongly of her than any other item of clothing. Cologne. Incense. Sevika. Perfection. "Thank you, 'Vika," you sniffled, feeling like you were about to cry.
"Well, I gotta keep my omega happy, right?"
You placed it on the pillow at the headboard, so you could lay your head on it later. Then you turned and looked back at your mate. "Will you get in and hold me?"
Sevika's face lit up. "Of course, baby," she purred, and she crawled into the nest with you. Then she pulled you into her chest and kissed the crown of your head.
"I'm sorry I was so mean," you admitted. You knew she was just trying to take care of you.
"Oh, it's okay, precious," she rumbled happily. Then her demeanor changed to something more dominant. She tipped your chin upwards and made you look at her. "Are you my babydoll?" She asked.
What could you say except yes?
#and then they fucked and lived happily ever after#a/b/o#fyp#arcane#sevika#sevika x reader#alpha sevika#omega reader#omegaverse#sevika x reader fanfiction#omegaverse fanfic#arcane fanfic#arcane lol#arcane league of legends#arcane league of lesbians#soft sevika#nesting#i am cringe but i am free#idc if this is corny#you can just deal with that#sevika my beloved#i didnt proofread this at all
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Harry: This is so weird
Tom: I assure you this is much weirder for me
Voldemort:
Voldemort: How the fuck did this happen?
Voldemort: and how did you get into my house-
Harry: Itâs a long story
Tom: You really werenât joking about the nose thing
Voldemort: I will kill the both of you
#harry potter#incorrect quotes#fanfic#harry potter is a menace#fanfiction#tomarry#tom riddle#voldemort#harrymort#tomarrymort#and they lived happily ever after#a beautiful sandwich of idiots#ao3 writer#ao3 author#ao3#time travel?#horcrux shenanigans#is it incest if itâs another version of you
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i think that if mulder ever confessed to scully how he hooked up with (what he believed to be) a vampire in his suicidal haze while she was missing, she would be mournful over how terribly he suffered in her absence, and touched in his trust in her to share that. but also she would make some terrible "i vant to suck your blood" jokes and ask if he felt seduced. which is why their dynamic is great.
#just my thoughts on the matter!!!#i don't think she ever wants to know about his past exploits after phoebe and her face when he mentioned bambi#but maybe this takes place when they finally get married because that is gonna happen RIGHT? RIGHT? and they live happily ever after :D#and they can tell cringey stories and its fine because that's what getting married lets you do#<- written by a girl who has only seen up to s3 DO NOT SPOIL#the x files#txf#msr#dana scully#fox mulder
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i need something about patrick ripping your panties and fucking you against the wall idk i just need it
*reader calls patrick daddy in this so be warned if that's not ur thing
iâm imagining patrick really really liking you. heâs used to fucking girls on the first date. spitting in their mouths and calling them sluts with his hand wrapped around their jaws.
but he really likes you!!! it scares him that heâs dreamt of proposing to you. buying a cute house and having two or three kids with you.
youâve only been dating for a few months. and everything has been going well. but patrick has been holding back sexually. he doesnât want to scare you away, doesnât want to go too hard and have you feeling like he doesnât respect you.
but youâre kind of unsatisfied.
of course, heâs great in bed. and sometimes, the slow, loving, deep sex is great. but sometimes you want him to fuck you. and you donât know if youâre being selfish but is this even going to work out if you donât see eye to eye sexually?
itâs odd because you have heard things about patrick. he oozes sex appeal and cockiness and you assumed that would translate to the bedroom. maybe those girls were just exceptionally vanilla. or maybe they exaggerated. hell, maybe they never fucked patrick in the first place.
youâre talking with your friends at one of patrickâs matches. itâs about to start, so you assume heâs doing drills. maybe listening to a playlist to pump himself up.
âheâs justâsoft.â you tell them, lowly.
âwhat do you mean?â one of your friends asks.
âlikeâheâs good at sex but itâs justâkind of boring. that sounds really mean but i thought he would be a little more rough sometimes.â
your friends are surprised. they share the same assumptions about your boyfriend.
patrick is under the bleachers, sneaking a cigarette and hears all of it.
he plays exceptionally well. doesnât miss a serve, uses all the tricks in the book and wins easily. it barely looks like he broke a sweat the whole time.
and heâs quiet on the way home. taps his fingers against the steering wheel and fuckâdid he hear you?
âpat, whatâs up? are you okay?â your trepidation is palpable to him.
ââm fine. just didnât realize i was such a boring fuck for you, is all.â
so he did.
âpatrick iâim sorry. i didnât mean that youâre boring i dunno. i just had assumptions.â
âassumptions about what?â
âcome on, i know im not your first. iâve heard things.â you reply.
he puts the car in park. tilts your chin up so you have to look him in the eye. theyâre stern. it makes him look older.
âif you want somethingâyou have to be a big girl and ask.â
and then he drops you off. you assumed you were spending the night at his house, but you get out of the car anyway, unsure of where you stand with him.
is he mad at you? did you irreparably fuck up this relationship that is otherwise perfect?
and for the next few days, patrick is busier than usual. you know heâs faking it. he doesnât pick up your calls and he barely texts you.
youâve been crying all day. so you drive to his house and ring his doorbell. you feel so small and stupid and like you ruined the one good precious thing left in the world.
patrick answers; he hates to see you cry. and he knows heâs been an asshole.
âcome inside, sweetheart. i won't bite.â but the way he says it is menacing, facetious.
so you do. youâre confused when he spins you around, pushes you against the wall by the front door. you feel your heartbeat against it; the mirror hung next to you wobbles and youâre afraid it might fall.
patrickâs lips ghost over the nape of your neck, latch under your ear. the mini skirt you're wearing is hiked up from how patrick spreads your legs, his knee propped perfectly in between.
he sees your pretty panties. wonders if you wore them on purpose. to give your pussy to him as a peace offering. but patrick isn't in the mood to be given anything. he wants to take, take, take. so he does.
he palms your ass, ignoring your pleads for a kiss. you're so confused and lightheaded and turned on. patrick has never acted like this. but it feels not like he is leaving his comfort zone, no, instead he's entering it.
because it feels natural how he spanks you, yanks your hair back, groans in your ear. feels your wet cunt through your panties and calls you a slut for liking this.
you feel like one.
patrick's biceps bulge as he presses his cock against you, forearms braced on either side of your head.
"i can fuck you. make you feel like a slut." patrick flips your skirt up completely. "just gotta ask me, sweet girl."
you nod. and you don't know where it comes from but you mutter, "yes sir."
"fuck." he mutters. it's a groan in your ear. "you like when im in charge of you? when i use your little pussy?"
you grind your ass against his cock, almost unaware you're doing it. you're so fucking desperate for him. but he's punishing you. for talking behind his back. for not using your words.
he yanks your hair back, forming a makeshift ponytail. "answer me."
"yes--yes please. use my pussy. it's all yours."
"i know it is." he tears your panties off. you don't know how he does it. and maybe you underestimated his strength before this moment--but you'll never do it again. he restricts your movement easily. and the weight of his chest against your back, his breath in your ear should feel suffocating. but you fucking love it, how he overpowers you like this.
the baby pink lace is torn into two on the ground beneath your feet as patrick fucks into you from behind, his hands holding your waist so tight you won't be surprised if there are fingertip shaped bruises there the next day.
"oh baby, i'm stretching you out. feel how deep i am? you're squeezing me so tight.." it almost feels like he's mocking you.
it's a complete 180 from the usual coos and sweet nothings.
the carnal, guttural moans he is letting out are fully him and you love it.
so you lean into it. "fuck me--daddy fuck me. this pussy is all yours--take it."
one hand snakes up your body as he pulls you against his chest. they run over your tits and up to your throat. his abdomen is soaked in sweat and he pushes against your jugular.
"who knew you were such a dirty fucking girl--gonna make me cum."
and usually he would pull out and aim on your ass or stomach, but you keep him inside. look him in the eye when he fills you up. and for the duration of his orgasm as you hold his forehead to yours, you're in charge.
#challengers#patrick zweig#patrick zweig x reader#patrick zweig smut#and then you live happily ever after
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Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)
This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)
I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)
Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!
Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!
He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!
Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.
Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:
I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao
Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)
Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:
He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.
To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.
Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)
A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~
The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D
No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.
I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:
He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)
And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:
Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:
Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)
whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now
I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#the love god#human bill cipher#human bill design#fashion design#comics#poor stan gets to find out his twin boinked a triangle when the love god shows up at the mystery shack demanding payment LMAO#cue internal panic for stan as dipper and mabel lose their collective shit over the fact that they now have a surprise new grunkle bill#the love god helps himself get paid by teaching the kids how to trap bill in his human vessel for the foreseeable future#bill is bewildered and pissed but also very much 'holy shit i have a FAMILY again??? neat but terrifying??????? what the F*CK do i do now'#he then proceeds to attempt to lovebomb his new family into being okay with the impending apocalypse#all while the three of them attempt to lovebomb HIM into giving up his plans for said impending apocalypse#then two days later ford shows up and is just like. what the ACTUAL F*CK IS HAPPENING???#cue stan immediately screaming 'I HAD TO PRETEND TO BE THAT THING'S HUSBAND FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT SO F*CK YOU AND YOUR BAD TASTE FOR THAT!'#stan spends those two days straight dropping very sour hints that he's being punished for someone else's terrible mistakes#bill finds this absolutely hilarious and thus plays along - but not without dropping his own hints that ford is the FAR superior twin#dipper and mabel have ZERO idea of what is actually going on because the love god did NOTHING to clarify the situation#dipper is convinced that stan and bill are speaking in some kind of bizarre code that only adults can understand#mabel is convinced that the code is flirting - which means stan and bill are going to live happily ever after and have tons of kids + pets#NEITHER of them are prepared for ford showing up. not that they were in canon. but still. now it's even MORE crazy#'what do you mean we get TWO NEW GRUNKLES???' 'two grunkles in two days - gotta be some kinda record'#ford then has to decide if he wants to remain justifiably furious at bill or join the other pines in lovebombing him into submission#he then gets to learn that lovebombing bill works surprisingly well because that triangle is just The Biggest Attention Wh*re#the entire AU would just be ridiculous antics with a splash of billford#these tags are an abomination lmao
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