#literally if anyone wants a print of this send me literally a dollar and I’ll mail it for free i got stamps I got envelopes

[raccoonspooky]

[good-chimes]

Based on @tibbycaps’s very funny convexian hitman au, where vexes Cub and Scar have been ‘voluntarily’ employed as hitmen by the governing NHO.

YR 1, DAY 1 OF CONTRACT

Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NHO! We are proud to protect the citizens of Hermit City. How can I help you?

Cub: We want to get past those security barriers.

Receptionist: Uh…so you’re…visitors?

Scar: We’re employees!

Cub: Since this morning.

Scar: We have a contract and everything. We’re totally official and definitely allowed in the building.

Receptionist: Um. Do you have your passes?

Cub: Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Just a moment.

Scar: Do we have passes! Of course we have passes. Cub, give her the passes.

Receptionist: Sir, that’s an aluminum bottle cap.

[The visitors examine the item.]

Scar: Looks like an employee pass to me.

Cub: My bad. What about this?

Receptionist: That’s a penknife. That’s a sandwich wrapper—that’s a library card—I mean, it’s the right shape, but—that’s a driver’s license which is obviously not yours—that’s a fifty-dollar bill—that’s a second driver’s license for a completely different person. Sir, literally none of these things are employee passes.

Cub: Yeahhhhh, but do you get paid enough to notice?

Receptionist: Do you have a line manager? Or, um, a hiring manager? Who’s in charge of you?

[The visitors consult.]

Scar: Someone is, probably.

Cub: Might be Beef.

Receptionist: Uh, Director Beef is, uh, one of the heads of the whole organization. Are you sure?

Cub: Eh.

Scar: He did have a nice suit. Good shoes, too! Shame about the soot stains afterwards.

Receptionist: Okay, I’ll…just ping my boss… and I guess we’ll just start the process to get you passes. Let me take your first and last names, please?

Scar: Mister Scar GoodTimes, and this is Cub.

Receptionist: Cub?

Cub: Yup.

Receptionist: That’s a nickname…?

Cub: No, it’s a full name. Cub. Uhhhhh. Fan.

Receptionist: Sir, did you just look at that baseball pennant?

Cub: Yeah. Huge coincidence.

Receptionist: Okay, I’ll send them to print…orientation booklet…fire exits…do you need any accommodations for your, er, your wings?

Cub: Naw, they’re not real in this dimension. Go straight through physical matter. Walls, people—

Scar: —bars, safe doors—

Receptionist: Um.

Cub: Vex joke. Cultural.

Receptionist: Oh, right, you’re Vex! Like—what were those guys called who ate that policeman on the news…? ConVex!

Cub: Noooooo, no, no, we’re nothing like them. We’re real upstanding citizens.

Scar: I heard those two went to prison.

Cub: To super jail.

Scar: For a thousand years!

Manager: Excuse me, I’m the head of front desk and security, what’s going on here?

Receptionist: Oh, hi, boss, these gentlemen were just—

Manager: I can see what they are! This should have been escalated as soon as they turned up. You should have known to call me the minute you saw a Vex!

Receptionist: They haven’t done anything wrong.

Manager: Not done anything wrong—you mean they haven’t eaten anyone yet.

Cub: I haven’t had my coffee.

Scar: I have! Who do you want us to start with?

Manager: Come with me, please. The Directors want to see you.

Scar: [voice retreating as the visitors are escorted away] This is a fancy office. I like the art.

Cub: Did you know you can turn that photocopier into a laser canon?

Manager: This is why they put you in prison! Stick close to me! Please stop touching things!

NOTICE TO FRONT DESK STAFF

The copier tray is to be loaded from the correct angle only. It is not a ‘useless piece of shit’, you are handling it incompetently.

HR will not be dealing with complaints of ‘substandard management’. HR are here to deal with your pay slips. Complaints of substandard management should be addressed to your manager, who will take appropriate action.

Colleagues are to act with caution around new NHO agents ‘Cub’ and ‘Scar’. Minimal contact is advised. Security can be contacted via the panic buttons.

YR 1, DAY 36 OF CONTRACT

Cub: Hey. Picking up a delivery.

Receptionist: Of course, sir. Have you got a parcel ticket?

Cub: Sure, give me an example and I’ll forge you one right now.

Receptionist: I just needed the number—never mind. Let me take a wild guess based on your deliveries so far: is it the crate that’s green and glowing?

Cub: Huh, thought it would be blue. Maybe a kind of teal.

Receptionist: Well, we only have one that glows. It makes a buzzing sound when you get near it.

Cub: Ohh yeah, that’s the one.

Receptionist: Last time you got a delivery it was snakes.

Cub: Important experimental material.

Receptionist: Can you let us know if it’s snakes again? Only I need to find a heat lamp if you’re out on a mission.

Cub: Oh, yeah, right. I can build a heat lamp for you to keep here. You want something for it?

Receptionist: Okay, sir, for the last time, I don’t know where all your unmarked fifty-dollar bills come from, but it’s not normal to bribe building staff to do our jobs. 

Cub: Yeah? No deal, huh?

Receptionist: …Can you really turn the photocopier into a laser?

NOTICE TO FRONT DESK STAFF

URGENT: ALL STAFF MUST STAY AWAY FROM THE PHOTOCOPIER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

YR 1, DAY 82 OF CONTRACT

Receptionist: Good afternoon, welcome to the headquarters of NH—Scar?

Scar: Hello there! How’s it going?

Receptionist: Hey, Scar?

Scar: Uh-huh?

Receptionist: Your whole arm is covered in blood.

Scar: Blood? Oh, this blood? Don’t worry, don’t worry, everything’s fine. It’s not my blood. How was your weekend?

Receptionist: Are you sure it’s not your blood? That looks like someone sliced through your whole sleeve!

Scar: [tastes his own arm gingerly] Wait, yeah, some of it is mine. Just this bit, though.

Receptionist: Don’t eat it, oh my God.

Scar: It’s fine, Cub says we’re immune to all pathogens.

Receptionist: Seriously?

Scar: Nah, I think he just said that because I took his research away from him when he had the flu.

Receptionist: You should go wash that wound. That can’t be healthy. What have they got you doing out there?

Scar: Oh, y’know, this and that, we solve problems. We’re problem solvers. In fact we signed a contract to do that, so I guess we keep solving problems forever. Can I have one of these mints?

YR 1, DAY 145 OF CONTRACT

Cub: Gooood afternoon. What a beautiful day. Y’know, this kind of day makes me think, the thing about human perception—

Receptionist: The what.

Cub: The thing about human perception is it’s subjective. I did a PhD on this. So sometimes you could think you saw someone bring something into the office that you need to write down in the biohazards register, but actually, you could report to your boss there wasn’t anything there.

Receptionist: Sir, you are trying to hide an eight-foot-tall Venus fly trap behind your back. It’s taller than you are.

Cub: Seven foot at most.

Receptionist: [sighs] I guess I didn’t see anything. You want a mint?

NOTICE TO FRONT DESK STAFF

Cascaded from Legal: Employees are required to familiarize themselves with the new and expanded Dispute Resolution Policy.

Pursuant to this, threatening to eat your senior manager is NOT an approved method of settling conflicts and WILL result in disciplinary action.

Lava traps are ALSO EXPLICITLY DISALLOWED.

YR 2, DAY 407 OF CONTRACT

Receptionist: Cub, you don’t have to bribe me to get into the building after hours. You literally work here. I know you have a 24-hour pass. Just use it on the main door.

Cub: Yeah, but where’s the fun in that?

Receptionist: Try bribing an IT tech for codes to the secure areas instead.

Cub: Got those already. Phishing email. But y’know, all the techs make triple what they pay you.

Scar: And! I wanted a mint.

Receptionist: The mints are FREE.

Scar: It tastes better if it’s not!

Receptionist: That doesn’t make ANY sense! You two get back here and explain!

NOTICE TO FRONT DESK STAFF

Please find attached the Employee Satisfaction Survey. As always, we look forward to listening to your views to make NHO a Great Place To Work. Participation is mandatory.

Our recent payment settlement unfortunately means no raises this financial year.

Operational note: does any Front Desk team member know how to disconnect the ex-photocopier from the power supply without it immediately blowing up? You are all being very unhelpful about it???

YR 3, DAY 763 OF CONTRACT

Receptionist: Oh, hey, Scar.

Scar: …

Receptionist: Wait—Scar? Buddy? Are you okay?

Scar: Have you seen Cub?

Receptionist: Not since last week, I think.

Scar: Oh.

Receptionist: It’s the night shift. Was he supposed to meet you?

Scar: Yeah. They gave him a solo mission, and I dunno what time he was supposed to get back, either, but it wasn’t two o’clock in the morning. I’m just gonna…hey, can I wait down here? Until he gets in?

Receptionist: Sure. If you pull the chairs together, I guess you could make a kind of bed. I’ll keep an eye on the cameras.

-

Scar: I mean, nothing can take down Cub, right? That man’s a tank, I tell you. A genuine tank.

Receptionist: Yeah. Definitely.

Scar: He would have called me if something went wrong.

Receptionist: He would’ve.

Scar: What time is it?

Receptionist: Just gone 3am.

-

Receptionist: Look, if you’re not going to sleep, I’m ordering you pizza.

Scar: Ooooh. Let’s get wings and make a night of it while we wait. Catch!

Receptionist: This is two hundred dollars.

Scar: Yeah, can we get sides?

-

Receptionist: Just gone 4am, before you ask.

Scar: I didn’t ask!

Receptionist: I saw you open your mouth. You’re really worried, aren’t you.

Scar: Noooo, I’m not worried. I never worry about Cub.

Receptionist: Cub’s always seemed way too capable to have a problem with a mission.

Scar: Yeah.

Receptionist: You two go back a long way, huh?

Scar: There’s just the two of us. It’s always been just the two of us. And, I’ll be honest, I like this work, we have fun doing it, but why’d they send him out solo? And you know what’s worse, I can’t even ask! If we put a foot out of line, we— [breaks off into a coughing fit]

Receptionist: Are you okay?

Scar: I’m fine, I’m fine! I’m fresh as a daisy.

Receptionist: It sure sounded like your own throat just tried to cut you off.

Scar: Well, maybe I just care a lot about the office Data Combustion Policy.

Receptionist: I think you mean the Data Protection Policy? On second thoughts, I remember last year’s Christmas party, so maybe not—oh, hey.

Scar: What?

Receptionist: I saw something on the cameras, is that—

Cub: Yo.

Scar: Oh my God Cub I was so worried.

Cub: ‘m fine. [blurrily] Are those buffalo wings?

Scar: You are so not fine. You can have wings when you’re lying down!

Cub: ‘m taking these wings.

Receptionist: Here’s the first aid kit. You need to close the bag or the rest of the wings will fall out, guys. Guys. Look where you’re going. You have to open the doors before you go through them. Take the first aid kit with you!

YR 5, DAY 1561 OF CONTRACT

Receptionist: Good morning, and welcome to—oh, it’s you two. You brought a guest?

Cub: Howdy. This is Grian.

Grian: Apparently I work here now. Apparently I have “limited employment options”. Someone told me I’m lucky I’m not dead.

Scar: Haha, Mondays, am I right! So he’ll need a pass, and maybe a helping hand if she spaces out in the atrium.

Receptionist: Sure…oh, Grian, you’re on the system already. Here, take a temporary pass, and we’ll have your real one ready by lunchtime. Uh, if you need any help—

Grian: Wait, my date of birth is wrong on your screen. It’s the year before.

Receptionist: Did you just…read that backwards from the others side of my computer?

Scar: Wow, Grian, another nosebleed?

Grian: Shut up.

Cub: Your brain must be shrivelled up like a raisin by now.

Grian: Still works better than Scar’s!

Scar: [leans on the reception desk as the other two leave, bickering] Sooo…Grian’s not allowed outside without a Director’s approval.

Receptionist: Is that right?

Scar: Scary stuff, huh? If you happened to see him leave with us, and we just forgot to show you a permit…can I convince you into some sort of deal? As a friend?

Receptionist: You know, you can just ask a friend to do you a favor, you don’t have to pay me. I’ve known you for five years. I’m not gonna turn you in.

Cub: [calls] You coming, Scar?

Scar: I gotta go! Grian’s just a Watcher, she’s not dangerous. Grab some cash from Cub’s bottom desk drawer. They don’t even search our office anymore, so it’s just labelled ‘proceeds of crime (not)’. Cub’s traps will let you past.

Receptionist: Wait, are you—was that person��a Watcher—holy shit—

Scar: See ya later! Get the money!

Receptionist: [rolls eyes] Of course, sir. Have a nice day.

*chau Grian uses he/she pronouns

*Check out tibby’s chau tag!

[copperbadge]

Back in 2009 or 2010, when I was in charge of receiving deliveries for my last job, I got a call from one of our fundraisers asking if a FedEx envelope had come in for him. I told him it had just arrived, and it was sitting on my desk ready for the office mail delivery to bring it down to him.

“I’m looking at it now,” I said. “Want me to hold it here for you?”

“It has a check in it for ten million dollars, so keep an eye on it. I’ll be right up,” he said. 

I literally held it in my hands until he arrived, at which point I very gladly passed it over to him. He looked at it, looked at me, and asked, “Wanna see it?”

Hell yeah I did, so he opened it up and there, sure enough, was a printed check for ten million dollars. The number of zeroes doesn’t quite look real when it’s printed on a check like that. 

That’s still the largest amount of “money” I’ve ever held in my hands, but today I opened a normal-looking first class mail envelope to find a check for a million dollars inside, which is still a lot of zeroes. I’ve never seen anyone send a million dollars by USPS before. We knew the money was coming, I think we just all assumed it would be in the form of a wire transfer, not an envelope with a Forever stamp on it.

There’s probably a heist somewhere in all of this, like The Sting meets The Great Train Robbery. 

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Rule Them All! Headcanon #9

So I have this idea of a scenario: Everything that went wrong went wrong yesterday, with time running out, and there was so much to do before going to bed, you had to scramble and multitask getting projects and assignments redone before realizing it’s the weekend. And ALL the brothers had a hand in your grinding day. So a sleep-deprived MC, with an attitude that can be described as, “I would literally fight God for an ounce of serotonin and a blissful hour of sleep.” goes to breakfast with the boys and they just snap, and starts roasting all of them and calling out their roles in his grinding day.

Lucifer: MC, so glad you could join us for breakfast.

MC: Don’t start with me, Lucifer, I had a very rough night...

Lucifer: You should watch your tone, MC, just cause it’s the weekend doesn’t mean I won’t punish you for stepping out of line.

MC: *record scratch plays in their head and turns head* Me? Stepping out of line? You have some nerve.

Satan: *eyes widen, a bit concerned for you talking back at Lucifer* Umm, MC, as entertaining as this is, are you okay?

MC: *looks at Satan, dark circles intensifying* No Satan... I’m not okay... After school yesterday I only had one assignment to do, and it turned into 5 assignments in the span of last night...

Mammon: *walks in* Good morning, what’s for eats?

MC: *head turns toward Mammon and points at him* You...

Mammon: W-What? What do you want human?

MC: You know perfectly what what I want, you dollar store mink stole.

Asmo: *nearly spit out his drink*

MC: You thought it would be fun to bring 6 ferrets into my room without my permission... do you know what they did?

Lucifer: He did what now?

Mammon: *kind of hurt from being called a cheap mink stole* what, did they eat your homework?

MC: I mean ferrets will find an interest to play with anything, my three completed assignments could attest to that if they weren’t torn apart and left around my room like a crime scene.

Mammon: There was no other place I could put them, I’m watching them for a friend, they would have torn up my room. You should have closed your door.

MC: I did, and you still opened the door, put them in my room, and they went for my homework. I hope you’re happy for kicking off last night’s chain of events for me you dime store student loan.

Mammon: *taken aback and sat down, and just stares into his breakfast*

Levi: *chuckles* Omg, you just got told! Lolololol!

MC: *turns to Levi* Don’t think you’re innocent, Leviathan, you overripe bananaconda!

Levi: W-What?! How dare you, who do you think you are, normie?! *stands up, and is scared when you get up after him.*

MC: Who do I thi- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Printing out an 1000 page fanfiction of TSL, on MY LAPTOP?! You used up all the dang paper, and I had to go to the store and get more printer paper, and I couldn’t start redoing my assignments until you were finished on MY LAPTOP. Do yourself a favor Lord of Weebs, and make your next Akuzon order a personal printer.

Levi: *eyes widened, sits back down shying away from confrontation*

Beel: *eating, enjoying the roast session going on*

MC: *looks at Satan* And you, you decided to put my source material on your reading list for the night. You took the books I was planning on referencing for my paper to your room.

Satan: *shrugs* You should have planned better beforehand, it’s not my fault you were having a bad day.

MC: Au contrair you blond Severus Snape knock-off. Because a demonic food processor decided to drink my potion project that I had finished brewing and had it chilling in the fridge overnight, which was clearly labeled, “Beel, do not drink my potion, signed ~MC”! *looking at Beel as he shouted the last part*

Beel: *stopped mid bite, and looked down in shame*

MC: ...And ate my favorite snacks that would have kept positive motivation in me throughout the night, but I digress. I couldn’t find the potion recipe I wrote down either, turns out I stuck it in one of potion books I also had in my room. So I had to look through the library just to find the book because you put it in a place I couldn’t get to without going out to the garden and getting a ladder, which was awkward to bring in by the way. So thanks Marian the Librarian for doing a job that literally no one asked you to do.

Satan: *blushing mad, but stayed silent*

Asmo: *giggles* Aww you guys are getting chewed out, by MC!

MC: Asmo... you intrusive thot, do not think for one second you’re safe. I had to go shopping for the potion ingredients and printer paper, so I enlisted in your help, but instead of getting the ingredients I had to reign you in because you kept on getting stuff in the cosmetics department.

Asmo: I had a date that night, I had to look good!

MC: And trying to sneak them into my transaction so now I don’t have any money to buy food to make for dinner tonight. So thank you from the bottom of my generous heart, you wannabe James Charles.

Asmo: *eyes widen and he “clutches his pearls”*

Belphie: *looks at everyone, trying not to laugh*

MC: Belphie, I appreciate that you kept on trying to calm me down through all of this, but you fell asleep in the middle of me doing my work, and I would have let it slide, if you didn’t sleep on my paper’s outline. So there’s your contribution, you horse jockey cosplayer.

Belphie: *bit his lip and looked away*

MC: And that leaves you, Lucifer. You decided to make dinner last night.

Lucifer: Yes, and you told me yourself that it was delicious.

MC: Delicious and spicy... and everyone here knows what happens when spicy and me combine...

Lucifer: *was kind of sweating* Umm... in my defense... my definition of spicy would kill you, I made that pretty mild...

MC: Yes, but your mild gave me four hours... FOUR HOURS... that’s how long I was on the toilet for. I asked the group chat on my D.D.D. to get me my devildom history textbook so I could at least redo that assignment, Belphie wasn’t responding because he was asleep, Mammon, Asmo, and Beel were gone, Levi was live-streaming and turned his phone off, Satan was doing research and apparently put it on silent, and you were doing paper work, so I wasted 4 hours of my time trying to keep hydrated while I blew Mt. Vesuvius. Shut up Asmo. So thank you, Maleficient’s edgy teenage son, you single handedly gave me the most stress last night. I hope it was worth the punishment comment.

Lucifer: *eyes widened, shocked*

MC: And you know what the icing on the cake was? I realized at 7 in the morning, when I had finished everything, that everything was due on Monday and it was the weekend... I stressed for nothing while everything that went wrong went wrong... So this is my fault as well. Now, if you will all excuse me, I am going to be sleeping for the whole weekend, and I’ll be back to my old self on Monday. And if anyone thinks about disturbing me... just remember I have a pact with Every. Single. One of you. You will join me if you like it or not... I’ll send for my meals, I can’t make dinner tonight, and I’m taking this to my room. *takes breakfast* Now good day...

Mammon: MC we’re sor-

MC: I SAID GOOD DAY! *storms off into his room*

[loverofpiggies]

Gloomverse will not update for a little while: Important mental health break

Hey guys! I'm just coming by to let u know- I don't think I'm going to be able to update Gloomverse for a little bit. Long, LONG post under the cut

I feel horrible every time this happens, genuinely horrible, but. A lot of things have happened in quick succession of each other, and its kickstarted a nightmarish bout of depression that just hit me REALLY bad this evening.

I won't say everything, but a couple things that have hit, was:

- In the last two months, I have been on 3 long holiday trips, visiting family and friends. As an introvert, that is another level of effort I wasn't expecting, but hit me nonetheless. I was busier these last few months, then I've ever been on my busiest convention month.

-Because of all these surprise trips, and because of their length, I'd scramble in between them to catch up on all my comics, and everything I gotta do before my next trip would render me zero 'me' time. I can’t remember the last time I just, went to the park and watched birds. I love doing that.

-Also, I am usually very good about saving money through the year to pull me through the hard months of winter until cons pick back up- with them being my primary income and all. However, although I prepped for one trip around Christmas time, I didn't expect three. I wasn't financially prepared for three. So, I used a lot more money than I expected to, this holiday season. That is another level of stress.

- On Christmas morning, I woke up to find credit card fraud of over $700 dollars taken from my account. I have already contacted the bank of course, but the money has yet to be put back in- on an already, extremely, EXTREMELY tight month.

-Since I returned home from my Christmas trip, there were some Kickstarter issues I had to fix, and repack, which for anyone concerned, they're sitting snug on my floor as I type this, and they'll probably be shipped on monday- later than I expected, and I'm sorry about that. But yea, the moment I got back from an exhausting holiday, I immediately spent days upon days doing a variety of things, such as:

-Fixing up newer pages for Gloomverse on its newest website

-Prepping Gloomverse Volume 4 for printing through my small printing company (Which includes formatting around 200 pages)

-Prepping my old webcomic Mortifer Volume 3 for printing through that same company

-completely overhauling my display for conventions, because somehow over this holiday I managed to design around 30ish more keychains, and I had to find a way to display, and store them.

-Also overhauling my merchandise storage system since I had so much new stock

-Taking new photos and prepping etsy for opening

-and trying to edit new gloomverse pages, which were getting dangerously close to running out of updates.

....so I suppose I did most of that.... oh god within a week.

-I just went to the grocery store to refill my super important anxiety meds, and turns out- I have no health insurance. It disappeared on the first of the year. I couldn't afford my full three month prescription. I don't have that much in my wallet. So. I just got one month.

If I'm being completely honest, I went back into my roomies car in the parking lot, to cry.

I am literally at the end of my stress rope. It's taking all my energy to write this, but you need to know why I have to halt things for a little. I even have Gloomverse pages ready for the next week or so, but I genuinely lack the energy to schedule them on here and tumblr. After I finish typing and sending this out, I’m just going to lay down and not do a thing.

So, sorry for the long long post but. I wanted to be as clear as possible with everyone about what's been going on. I can handle a lot, I can do a lot, it comes with running your own business, but. I pushed too hard. And I need a break from screens, and the internet in general. Everything, really. Just. Man, the headaches I'm getting.

So I'm sorry, but, I have to get off all my social sites, and not worry about gloomverse for a little bit. I don't know how long, but.

Anyway. None of this will effect anyone's Etsy orders, or Kickstarter rewards, any of that. I wanna make that clear. I hope to ship out all the orders for everything on Monday. Just. No comics, no social media, no nothing.

Thank you as always for all your support you guys, I'll pull myself back together in no time and start getting content back out to you. Have a beautiful night.

[caffeinated-mendes]

Wanted - Shawn Mendes One-Shot (Gov/Spy AU)

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synopsis:  You're a spy for your country, a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. After stealing back a necklace that was rightfully your nation's, the entire Toronto Task Force is after you, including one of their top officials, Shawn Mendes.

a/n:  Hi guys! First off, I want to say that I'm not Canadian, so please excuse if I totally misnamed the group that handles these sorta situations in this one-shot (I looked up the Canadian equivalent to the US' Swat Team, and the ETF is what I found). So yes, if I'm being completely stupid, ignore that. Anyway, I took some inspo from the literal goddess herself, Natasha Romanoff, for these fight scenes/takedowns/chases. I really wanted them to be action packed. I hope you enjoy! Comments and likes are always appreciated <3

warnings: none

*if you prefer, you can read this on my ao3 instead of here

The wind whistled past your ears, hair whipping behind you as the motor of your bike revved and whipped past the black SUVs chasing you. Your mission: collect something that had been wrongfully taken and return it to your country, its home. Your country was a small one, but powerful, and you had to invade the expanses of Canada to get this item: a necklace that belonged to your royal family. Skirting into an alleyway, you managed to avoid the cars but a single person on a motorcycle followed yours, so you had to make a risky move. Turn right onto a street in oncoming traffic. Looking back into your mirror, you saw the figure. In big white letters on the breast of his bullet proof vest said Emergency Task Force.  His hair, curly and brown flew back in the wind, but because of the darkness, you couldn’t see much else.

Making your sudden turn, you decided to swerve between lanes, hoping to make the cyclist stop in his tracks, but he followed you, putting himself in danger, too. At this point, you had to think quick, and the sound of incoming helicopters didn’t help. You’d meet your partner in another alleyway about a kilometer away, so you just had to hold out until then. “Move off the street, and you will not be shot down!” screamed the voice from behind you.  

Conveniently, you swerved into the alleyway, and seeing your partner, a woman in all black, a slicked-back blonde ponytail, you said in your mother tongue, “Get out, take it before he sees you!”She understood, holding her hand out as you slammed the box into her grasp. Pulling herself up onto a railing above, she nodded behind you. The man saw you, not her, and you floored it, running further down the alleyway.

You knew you couldn’t escape as you entered a street with the black vehicles in a U-shape, closed in by your pursuer. Getting off your bike and taking off your glasses, you raised your arms above your head, slowly. At least twenty guns were pointed at you. You inhaled, closed your eyes. Now. You stamped your foot on the ground, and from your ankle shot tear gas. You slammed yourself into the closest adversary, sweeping him to the ground as another came behind you. Grabbing their gun, you smacked his head into it, and he fell to your feet. Taking two down in one go, you kicked one into the other and soon enough you had a pile at your feet of task force officials.

The last standing, and deliberately ten feet from you, stepped into the streetlights, a dark sky above. It was the guy on the motorcycle. “Who are you?” He asked. You could see his features now; tall, prominent cheekbones, dark eyes and baby-like pink lips. You ran towards him, and jumped onto his shoulder, swinging yourself around him until you pushed him to the ground, sitting on his back. Moving your face towards his ear, you placed a kiss on his cheek, seeing a satisfying red print left behind. 

Your accent was nonexistent, “You’ll have to find out.” While you said this though, you lightened up on the pressure put on his back. This was your great mistake, as he bucked you off him and landed onto the hard asphalt. Not shielding your head, it slammed onto the ground, your vision fuzzy. He leaned himself over you, and placed a tablet in your mouth that dissolved. All you could catch of him were his eyes, pupils blown up, and the kiss mark on his cheek. 

He said one thing; “I think I will.” Everything faded to black.  

*

You woke up with your head throbbing and legs aching on a metal chair. A bright light was just turned on as you batted your eyes one, two, three times. Looking down at your scratched hands, your right was cuffed to the table. In the corner of the room stood your pursuer closing the door, and as he moved towards you you could see the scrape on his chin from being pushed down by you. “Alright, I’ll just start off easy. I’m Shawn, and I work for the ETF. You are someone, a spy possibly, and you stole one of our most precious artifacts that’s worth millions of dollars.”

You wanted to say it’s not your artifact, but you knew better than to speak. Keeping your mouth shut, you narrowed your eyes as he sat in front of you, across the table. “We’ve tried to run our databases for you, but you’re clearly using a fake identity. We know you’re not Lillian Davis. It’s got depth, but not enough. So why don’t you tell us where the artifact is?” He leaned forward on the table, holding his hands together. They were calloused and scarred. You’d guessed Shawn was in the field for a while, but he seemed young. No older than twenty-five. 

“Okay, I guess you’re not gonna talk.”

You smirked, “You’re very pretty. Is there anything in that head of yours?” 

Shawn’s face went pink at this remark, and he responded, “Look, no one’s watching you. There’s no cameras. I’m the only one here. Just tell me why you stole the artifact and we’ll let you go.”  He walked to your side, uncuffing the cuff on the table leg, putting it on your left wrist. You took your chance, knocking his forehead and sending him sprawled onto the floor. He got up fast, pushing you against the wall. You could feel his pulse pounding. With a quiet laugh, you slammed your knee up in his crotch. Not a technical move, but one that worked.

Your anger got the best of you as you opened the door, telling him, “It was never yours to keep.” Running down the empty hall, you bolted for the first door you saw, which thankfully led outside. You didn't realize you were still in the clothes you wore before you got knocked out, but you didn’t know the day, either. Last time you were awake, it was August 24th. The door creaked behind you, and you made a quick scan of your surroundings. There was a garbage container on the side of the building, so you ran, hiding behind it. 

From the cover of the container, Shawn walked out into the cold morning air, the sun rising from behind the skyline. From his belt, he pulled out a walkie-talkie. “The female suspect is missing. Repeat, the female suspect is missing. Anyone in the station’s nearby area, please search now.” Miscellaneous voices responded to him. As you thought of what to do next, he ran in the other direction, down the street to the city. Looking at what was behind you, you saw that there was a bus stop behind the government building. Pulling up your hood and searching for a few dollar bills in your sock, you walked over to the bench. It was a minute or so before the bus arrived, and thankfully none of the ETF personelle were there to find you.

You had just enough money to make it to where your partner would be: a private airfield with your country’s jet. Hopefully they hadn’t taken off yet, as they’d leave at eight in the morning. From the bus stop, you saw the heavy metal gates that bordered the airfield. Walking up to the booth near the passcode entryway, you glanced at a man asleep inside. As quietly as you could, you put in the passcode to the gates. You slipped through them soundlessly and ran to meet your partner boarding the small jet. “About time,” She spoke from the door at the top of the steps. 

“I got held up. Law enforcement.” She nodded and turned, walking inside. Taking the steps into the luxurious jet, you closed the door behind you.

*

It had been a month or so since you’d disappeared, and it wasn’t hard, as you lived in the condensed capital of your country. The tiny island brought the shining sun into your villa, which kept you from getting cabin fever. One afternoon, as you were in the kitchen when you heard the door creak shut. Your blood went cold and you reached for the cleaver that lay on your cutting board. Being on the most wanted list in Canada didn’t help your paranoia, either. Your feet padded on the brown tiles, and you turned into the living room, holding your breath. The figure was dressed in all black except for a faded green cap that they wore. 

You groped for their arm, pinning it against their back as you held the knife to their throat. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you,” said a familiar voice, scratchy under the metal, “I didn’t want anyone seeing me.” That’s when you realized, as you saw the brown hair curled at the nape of his neck, back pressed against your front, who it was. You set the cleaver down on the table by the entryway, still holding his wrist. Turning him around to see his face, you took of the green cap, a head of curls flattening out onto his forehead. 

Pressing your lips to his, he reached for your waist, fitting it into his hands. He tasted like mangos, and you breathed in his recognizable scent. “You acted pretty amazing last month. Even when I told you there were no cameras.” His hands smoothed out onto your back and you grinned, looking into his eyes. He looked so right in this setting. The browns and oranges and tropical vibe of your home compliment the warmness of his hair and his eyes, a sort of honey-ish brown. “Though you didn’t need to knee me.”

“It was all part of the act, love,” smirking slightly, your hands reached his hair, massaging his scalp, “I’m sorry we had to act like that. I didn’t know they’d send me on a mission to Canada, and of all places, Toronto. But if I didn’t follow through, they’d exile me.”

“Hey, I knew this would happen someday. It’s just how it is, you being their spy. And that necklace was yours, anyway.” He cleared his throat, and took your hands instead, “I would fake what happened a hundred times if it was what I had to do to see you again.”

Pushing a piece of hair behind your ear, you grinned, “Let’s run away. Once I get everything settled, we’ll make a life for ourselves. I know the royal family would grant it. Without me, so many plans would’ve gone down the drain.”

“Done. I don’t want to keep meeting like this. I’ll wait for you. As long as it takes.” You felt a sort of peace within yourself, and you actually preferred this to the adrenaline spike you’d get in fights. Ever since Shawn, you realized that your past opinions about conflict being better than love changed. He’d loved you in a way you’d never have thought of.

Placing a kiss on his cheek, the exact place you did the month before, you took his hands and pulled him into the kitchen. “Come help me with dinner.” 

After getting into the hang of chopping and placing food in pots or pans, Shawn asked, “You think you could show me that flip you did when you nailed me to the ground?”

Laughing, you replied, “Maybe. Kiss included?”

“The kiss is always included.”

[hag-lad]

Digging Deeper

Thank you to my radiant wonderful friend @alienfuckeronmain for sending me EXACTLY the type of self indulgent wind-down activity I wanted on this otherwise depressing weekend! If anyone else wants to answer FORTY-NINE QUESTIONS about themselves, I’m super nosy and will read it all! @fight-the-seether @ptolemyofchaos @butchwizard @metalbutch @nyndelion @comrade-ziltoid @leatherdear @kristalknobb Enjoy, friends!

1. Do you prefer writing with a black pen or blue pen? I prefer black, but I always feel like I write neater in blue??

2. Would you prefer to live in the country or city? The city, but only if it has breathable air, green infrastructure, and decent public transit. So like... definitely no city in America lmao

3. If you could learn a new skill what would it be? The ability to quickly become fluent in another language! I’ve been struggling with Spanish for literal YEARS and it’s honestly pathetic. My brain is so stuck on English.

4. Do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar? Look pal. If I wanna drink sugar, I’m gonna have a soda, not herb water or bean juice.

5. What was your favorite book as a child? I was OBSESSED with The Wish List, by Eoin Colfer (of Artemis Fowl fame). I remember being so fascinated by how dark it was?? It’s an afterlife adventure, where the main character has to escape purgatory by atoning for her crimes of robbery and fraud and whatever. I had a crush on her, so basically this book made me want to pursue a life of crime, even though it explicitly condemns crime and depicts Hell as a very real and horrible place. I was in like fourth grade and was super morbidly curious about Hell and the possibility of going there! Lol

6. Do you prefer baths or showers? Baths... but only when I’m not actually dirty going in. A bath is leisure, not hygiene.

7. If you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be? 100% fae! I would build my dwelling within a sidhe mound, steal shiny things in the middle of the night, make bastardly little contracts for no reason, and cause harmless mayhem and mischief because mortals really are fools (go off, robin goodfellow!) Also I love mushroom circles and dancing in the moonlight.

8. Paper or electronic books? Paper all the way! I read much more content electronically, but it’s usually in the short story or article format. Books are much better in print, I think.

9. What is your favorite item of clothing? Probably my rust-brown overalls.

10. Do you like your name or would you like to change it? I’ve always hated my name but no alternative has ever stuck, unfortunately. My name is Amy, and I don’t think it fits at all. If I knew I’d never have to correct anyone on it, I’d probably just change it to Amelia?

11. Who is a mentor to you? My little brother! He’s this genius musician, and he has taught me so much about song structure, polyrhythms, guitar technique, production tricks, all kinds of trivia that really deepen my appreciation for music and the LABOR that goes into it.

12. Would you like to be famous and if so, what for? No, never, not for anything. I cherish my anonimity so much, I don’t even put searchable tags on this blog cuz I get an adrenaline spike from anxiety if too many people interact with me. I also just think fame is a fucking hideous construct. I don’t think it’s even slightly cool or desirable.

13. Are you a restless sleeper? No, I’m a fucking log. I can easily sleep for 12 hours straight. Thanks, depression!

14. Do you consider yourself a romantic person? No, actually. I’m very much in love, and it brings me lots of joy to do nice things with and for my partner! But romance feels very difficult for me to connect with. I’m super domestic, like, I love the idea of marriage but not necessarily a wedding, or a moonstruck romance or whatever. Those dramatic gestures feel very awkward for me.

15. Which element best represents you? EARTH. Specifically, like... dirt, or soil.

16. Who do you want to be closer to? I want to be geographically closer to my family. We’re thick as thieves, but we all live like 50 miles apart from each other. I miss my brothers and my parents so much, I feel so incomplete and depressed without them to hang out with, especially since quarantine.

17. Do you miss someone at the moment? See above! Lol

18. Tell us about an early childhood memory. When my little brother was a baby, he had this grey car seat with a folding mechanism which held his legs in place. It made a very satisfying clicking sound when the mechanism moved, AND when it was fully unfolded, it looked a lot like a Klingon battle cruiser. (Or so my five year old brain thought.) So! My older brother and I would take this seat out of the car CONSTANTLY so that we could unfold it and “sing” the Klingon theme music from Star Trek: The Motion Picture while we scooched our car seat battle cruiser across the living room floor, pretending to shoot phasers into the TV or the dining table or whatever else got in our way.

19. What is the strangest thing you have eaten? Gifilte fish, maybe?

20. What are you most thankful for? My family, including my wonderful partner and all the cats in our lives!

21. Do you like spicy food? Yes! But my tolerance for extreme spice decreases every year, unfortunately. So I can’t handle as much heat as I used to, but I do enjoy a good kick.

22. Have you ever met someone famous? Lmaooo I made the regretful decision to PAY FOR a meet&greet with Fall Out Boy in like 2006, which was so fucking awkward and painful, I vowed to never approach that level of lame again.

23. Do you keep a diary or a journal? TONS! I’m an obsessive record keeper. Some years I journal more than others, and I’ve found that it is super difficult to keep up with it while working full time. But it’s absolutely one of my favorite hobbies.

24. Do you prefer to use a pen or pencil? Pen for writing. Pencil for drawing, and math.

25. What is your star sign? Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, Scorpio rising 🙃

26. Do you like your cereal soggy or crunchy? Crunchy! A shallow bath in that milk is key.

27. What would you want your legacy to be? My artwork. I go through these aesthetic phases every year that I become super obsessed with/ focused on, and I’ve always meant to catalogue them in annual art journals, but I’ve NEVER FINISHED ONE! They always get pushed aside by the need to work, and I hate that so much. If I could just take a year off work and backfill all of my missed concepts into completed books, I would be so happy. But I literally have NO WAY to pay for that, absolutely none. I fucking hate capitalism.

28. Do you like reading, what was the last book you read? I love to read, but finishing a whole book has been A STRUGGLE lately! Right now I’m chipping away at Tending Brigid’s Flame, which is a quaint lil devotional for the Celtic fire goddess. Very new agey, like cheesy Wiccan vibes. I love that shit!

29. How do you show someone you love them? Quality time!

30. Do you like ice in your drinks? Only if I have a straw. Ice touching my teeth kinda makes me wince.

31. What are you afraid of? Incompetance, doing a bad job, letting someone down, taking up too much space, being a nussiance, etc

32. What is your favourite scent? Incense! Especially cinnamon, dragon’s blood, and amber.

33. Do you address older people by their name or surname? I always call people, regardless of age, by the name they ask me to use. Sometimes it’s a surname or title, usually it’s a first name. I’ll ask their preference if I’m unsure. But I definitely don’t default toward a surname, that’s weird.

34. If money was not a factor, how would you live your life? COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY!!!!!! The need for money rules literally every single hour of my entire life, and I hate it so much. I’m naturally nocturnal, but my job requires me to get up super early and sit in a car for 11 hours a day. I wake up at 5am, come home front work at 5pm, spend an hour or two trying to unwind, then go to bed and do it all over again. I hate my life! Really! I never see the stars, I never exercise, I am completely exhausted and burnt out all the time, and I barely get any quality time with my partner. If money were no object, I would sleep til noon or 1, make art and hike all day, ride my bike and stargaze all night, stay up til 4am reading and playing with my cats, and sleep like a baby. My partner and I would cook dinner for each other and watch Star Trek and collaborate on art projects and I would be so happy.

35. Do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean? Here’s my hierarchy: Private pool > ocean > public pool

36. What would you do if you found £50 on the ground? I’d look around to see if anyone obviously dropped it and try to give it back. If I couldn’t find anyone, I’d exchange it for dollars and deposit that shit into my account!

37. Have you ever seen a shooting star? Of course!! Hundreds!

38. What is the one thing you would want to teach your children? America is evil and needs to be destroyed.

39. If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? Lmao this is so cute. If you HAD TO HAVE a tattoo! I really wanna finish my damn sleeves, they’re literally 9 years in the making and barely half finished. But I’d also love more art on my legs! I DESPERATELY want Ziltoid in a lacy valentine heart on my thigh.

40. What can you hear now? Our fish tank water bubbling and my fan on full blast.

41. Where do you feel the safest? Home alone, doors locked, windows covered, lights low. I absolutely LOVE to not be seen or perceived in any way.

42. What is the one thing you want to overcome/conquer? My fear of discomfort

43. If you could time travel to another era, which one would you choose? I feel like I’d want to be a teen in the 80’s and an adult in the 90’s. Does time travel work that way?

44. What is your most used emoji? 😭 or 😎

45. Describe yourself using one word. Defeated

46. What do you regret the most? Convincing myself that math was too hard or boring (or something?) when I was in middle school. I feel like I’m actually a pretty intelligent person who could’ve totally overcome that difficulty and gone on to understand all kinds of patterns and concepts which have eluded me to this day! It’s so frustrating to try and fight that formative self-concept, which now comes naturally but ultimately sabotages me. 💀

47. Last movie you saw? I made my partner watch Troop Beverly Hills, one of my childhood faves. It’s so fun! I love chick flicks so much.

48. Last tv show you watched? Deep Space Nine. Getting through the first season has been harder than expected. It’s actually my favorite Star Trek show?? (Orrrr maybe that’s TNG, ahh! It’s so hard to choose!) But season one is so baffling and awful! Why is there so much space capitalism??! And racism? And war? And drinking alcoholic beverages? #notmystartrek

49. Invent a word and its meaning. I used to call a single strand of curly hair a “curly quink” when I was a child. Therefore, a “quink” is a section of hair, usually a particularly cute or iconic one.

[timelesswillow]

Support Hong Kong

I know a lot of us want to be able to show support to the protestors in Hong Kong but live abroad. Here’s a list of things that can be done to join in and help out. Please Please Share. If I’ve left anything out or something doesn’t work let me know. 

*Please do not allow your anger/outrage towards the events that are occurring due to the actions of the Chinese Government to turn to stereotyping, hatred, racism, etc. towards Chinese individuals.

Sign a Petition 

Write the HK government to protect and respect the rights of the people of Hong Kong. [Petition to Protect Rights]

Contact Olympics Committee to not host the Winter Olympics 2022 in Beijing - Mention Hong Kong and Horrible violations of Uyghur Rights

Petition United Nations to Condemn Hong Kong Police for Excessive Use of Force and Call for an Independent Inquiry [Petition United Nation]

Request International Court of Justice to Investigate Excessive Force of Hong Kong Police [Petition International Court of Justice]

Support Radio Television Hong Kong’s editorial independence [Petition for Editorial Independence]

Revoke Carrie Lam's Legion of Honor Award (France) [Petition Grand Master of the Legion]

Petition Amnesty on behalf of the July 1st Legco Building Protesters [Petition Amnesty for Legco Protesters]

Reporting HK Police Force to the International Police Association for breach of professional code of conduct and excessive use of force [Petition International Police Association]

Petition Starbucks to terminate franchise deal with Maxim's in Hong Kong [Change.org Starbucks]

Boycott or Protest Chinese products/Companies kowtowing to China

Disney

BLIZZARD

Apple

NBA

Make a Monetary or Non-Monetary Donation

Help send protective gears to Hong Kong protesters (helmets, goggles, gas masks, etc. ) via a US collection center. 

PLEASE do not brag about this or show this to media. I’ve heard the HK authorities found out about people in Taiwan doing this and they subsequently increased inspections of packages and luggage from Taiwan.

Donate to Spark Alliance Legal Aid (Website in Cantonese)

Demosisto International Campaign - Joshua Wong, Agnes Chow for international outreach

Hong Kong Medic Volunteers crowdfunding for first aid supplies, saline water to wash eyes from tear gas [Pic]. In US Dollars they’ve raised about 13K as of 10/18/19

Support The Stand News a Not-for-Profit News (Cantonese)

Hong Kong Citizen News Not-for-Profit News (Cantonese)

Hong Kong Free Press Not-for-Profit News (English)

[CANTONESE] 612 Humanitarian Relief Fund Legal Aid

Crowdfund to give away Stand with Hong Kong T-shirts at Blizzcon 2019, Los Angeles Oct 31 - Nov 2

Crowdfund to give away The North Stand with Hong Kong T-shirts at NBA Opening Toronto Raptors Oct 22nd

If anyone knows any other way to send money/donations to the actual protestors please inform me and I’ll update. 

Spread the News

Not everyone knows or is even informed about the situation. Please spread the news but be sure to spread information that has been fact checked because the Chinese Government is doing a lot to spread misinformation. 

Join online protest campaigns, retweet, share, like #Eye4HK l #Mask4HK l #birdfoldingchallenge #FiveDemandsNotOneLess #SupportHongKong #Antielab #StandWithHongKong l #NoChinaExtradition l #antiELAB l #SOSHK l #反送中 l #FreeHongKong l #StandwithHK l #HKLastwords #SaveHongKong il #HongKongProtest l #DemocracyNow l #NoExtraditionToChina l #Shout4HK l #BoycottBlizzard | #BoycottChina

Join/Support a Rally

Join and support your local #StandwithHongKong rallies. Global events/rallies near you. If you can't find one nearby, think about starting one or even making signs to put up around your city.

Continue making Memes, Posters, Videos, Drawings. Wear a #StandwithHongKong T-shirt, Carve a Pro-Hong Kong Pumpkin, 3D Print your own #LadyLibertyHK 

Write to Local Representatives (Divided by country)

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

3.1 Send VOTE YES postcards to your Senators to ask them to co-sponsor Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act 2019 [Senate Bill S.1838] . Get your Free VOTE YES Postcards

3.2 Write to US Congress (Senators and Representatives)

https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

https://www.senate.gov/senators/How_to_correspond_senators.htm

3.2 Ask Your US Senators to Co-Sponsor the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act of 2019

https://actionnetwork.org/letters/co-sponsor-hong-kong-human-rights-and-democracy-act-of-2019

3.3 Call your representative https://www.callmycongress.com and tell them you are very concerned about the situation in Hong Kong, the excessive amounts of tear gas used, some of which are expired, releases dangerous levels of hydrogen cyanide that could literally kill a person, which qualifies as chemical weapons, a flagrant violation of international law. Please support the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act 2019 by passing [Senate Bill S.1838] and review/revoke the United States - Hong Kong Policy Act 1992. It's in the interest of leaders who value democracy, international laws, human rights, to stand up for those who don't have the same freedoms we have. Thank you.

3.4 Petition 12 US Congress leaders to support the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act [Pass the Act S.1838/H.R.3289]

UNITED KINGDOM (UK)

4.1 Write to your Members of Parliament (UK)

https://www.parliament.uk/get-involved/contact-your-mp/

4.2 Petition UK to Uphold the 1984 Sino-British Joint Declaration

https://petition.standwithhk.org

4.3 Petition Liz Truss from Department of International Trade and Dominic Raab from Foreign and Commonwealth Office to Stand up for Human Rights in Hong Kong

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/uk-should-safeguard-human-rights-and-rule-of-law-in-hong-kong-in-future-trade-deals

CANADA

5.1 Write to your Members of Parliament (CAN)

https://www.ourcommons.ca/Parliamentarians/en/constituencies/FindMP

5.2 Stand up for Hong Kong and Petition to Canadian MPs and Federal Elections Candidates https://chkl.ca (Dateline: Oct 20th)

5.3 #BoycottBlizzard If you are a CAN player, instead of just deleting your account, you should request PIPEDA (Personal Information Protection and Electronics Documents Act) and if they do not comply within 30 days, you can complaint to the Canada's Federal Privacy Commissioner

AUSTRALIA

6.1 Write to your Senators and Members of Parliament (AUS)

https://www.aph.gov.au/senators_and_members/guidelines_for_contacting_senators_and_members

6.2 Australian Taxpayers' Alliance Campaign to Save Hong Kong https://www.taxpayers.org.au/save-hong-kong

6.3 Expel the Chinese Consul General in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia [Dear Australian Prime Minister]

6.4 Impose Sanctions on Persons Found to be Suppressing Human Rights in Hong Kong [Petition Australian Senate]

6.5 Write to your MP to re-introduce the International Human Rights and Corruption Bill 2018 (Magnitsky Sanctions) [Template]

NEW ZEALAND

7.1 Write to your Members of Parliament (NZ)

https://www.govt.nz/browse/engaging-with-government/members-of-parliament/

EUROPE (EU)

8.1 Write to Your Members of European Parliament (EU)

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/search/advanced

8.2 Petition to Jean Yves Le Drian, Minister of Europe and Foreign Affairs of the French Republic calling for concrete actions against China to respect Hong Kong’s autonomy to prevent a humanitarian crisis Petition to Jean Yves Le Drian

8.3 #BoycottBlizzard If you are an EU player, instead of just deleting your account, you should request GDPR (General Data Protection Regulations) and if they do not comply within 30 days, they will have to pay a hefty fine of 4% of Global Annual Turnover of Blizzard.

CHINA or CHINESE

9.1 Considering you are reading this, you already know how to use VPN. If you feel safe enough speak out but be anonymous. Let other Chinese, Hong Kong people, the world know that there are Chinese or Mainland Chinese who do supports the Hong Kong protest. Examples: You are not alone! l ChenSiuQi 陈秋实 l Passport l HK Stay strong Be vigilant l I support HK from Mainland l I will pray for HK l The reality is Hong Kongers are also fighting for Mainland Chinese l Beijing supports HK

OTHERS

10.1 Switzerland Write to your local representatives https://www.parlament.ch/en/ratsmitglieder?k=

10.2 Japan Write to your local representatives and councilors

http://www.shugiin.go.jp/internet/itdb_english.nsf/html/statics/member/mem_a.htm

https://www.sangiin.go.jp/japanese/joho1/kousei/eng/members/index.htm

10.3 Petition Japanese parliamentarians to introduce a Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Bill in Japan [Petition Japan]

Also a lot of this information was grabbed from Reddit so please head over there if you want more information because I did not grab all of it. 

[jlf23tumble]

One Direction holiday gift guide

I feel like the only person who’s willingly seen more useless 1D merch than me is Niall (egads, all the “future Mrs. Tomlinson” shirts!!), so naturally, @fullonlarrie figures I’m the best person to create a holiday gift guide (my money’s on Niall, but he has a million dollars for his holiday budget, and if twitter is to be believed, he’s currently fucking his luxurious couch, so it’s up to me, jeepers, the pressure!!)

Lauren’s original request was for a fan-made 1D calendar, but alas, she’s SOL unless she goes official. The options:

Give me cash money, and I’ll create a calendar from my infamous “undefined” folder; I still plan to make myself an X Factor highlights calendar when the shitshow is over (Louis munching on cheese-bugh-ahs so he doesn’t have to talk to Simon and can listen to his boyfriend’s go-to karaoke song in peace; Louis selling me pens; Louis mentoring while dead on his feet; Louis smiling and judging; Louis glaring; Louis sporting hickeys; Louis sharing snacks with Ayda; Louis hanging out with his pal--and mine!--Dermot; Dermot in general; you get the gist).

Encourage fandom artists to create their own calendar (this would be remarkably easy for them to do, and there are so many great artists out there…use your powers, Luke, I mean, Lauren).

Give Simon Cowell cash money and buy an official 2019 1D calendar to fund his next tit job, hoping someone botches it.

Buy an individual calendar (I found some GREAT Zayn, Louis, and Liam options; Harry’s are hit or hugeeee miss, depending on vendor, and Niall’s are just too “Au Bon Pain” for me, so no links for you).

(Lauren also wants a One Direction beer koozie [cozy? koozy?], but these don’t yet exist outside of the D’s notorious pool party pad...that said, they’re remarkably easy to create, so throw a fiver at a merch blank place and make one! I’m probably gonna throw a fiver at a snowglobe creator so I can make “the hug” extra poignant in my bathroom.)

Okay! So with these individual requests out of the way, let me take you on a deeper dive under the cut with pictures and links. There are literally THOUSANDS of choices for mugs, t-shirts, wall art, phone cases, stickers, notecards, etc., so I highly recommend that you visit redbubble, etsy, or society6 and search for your faves (or make your own), I promise you, you won’t regret it! Instagram’s a great place for pins, my two faves being Miri and Milly. Amazon’s another great resource, but god, there’s a lot of random shit, most of it terrible/good and cheapppp, as only the best form of camp/kitsch can be. My recs under the cut are for things that I would gift my own personal IRL friends.

Let’s start with the individual boys, and I forced myself to limit each one to less than five, but you have my solemn oath that you can easily find at least a dozen wonderful items in your price and cheese range on the sites I mentioned above.

Niall:

This one feels obvious, but you can’t think Flicker and not think candles, amirite? Bonus: you can find one of these for each of the boys: 

Similarly, you can find this set for each of the boys, but Niall Nails are the only ones I would ever buy anyone ever:

There are a million tragic lyrics on Flicker, but I think millypins captures this one nicely:

Do I really want to wake up to fetus Niall’s smug-ass outline lording it over me? Nope, but I’d probably stick him in our tacky useless front half-bathroom: 

Zayn:

I could be gross and say something about him being a real snacc, but I prefer thinking of Zayn as the band’s cupcake, hence, if I threw a cupcake party, this is what you’d see on top (or maybe Harry…maybe ZARRY, I’d take it next level, yo):

Speaking of Zarry, I love everything in this artist’s shop, but especially this pillow:

Someday soon, I’m doing a “my fave Zayn shirts” zodiac post, and you can bet your ass this one’s gonna be on there. That said, it makes a pretty rad tattoo/sticker, too: 

Not too many size options, but wow, these are something I’d actually wear and enjoy being sorta stealth about (until someone called my ass out in public):

What the WHAT is happening in the Amazon sports section? Compression cycling socks in a variety of sizes/styles, all with this iconic logo action:

Liam:

My car has really gone ~through it with me (skull gearshift knob, barefoot gas pedal, my burning desire to apply flames to the outside of it), but the Liam car chevron seems doable!  

Not gonna lie, this is REALLY cute, but don’t let it limit you because the Liam jewelry that’s currently out there is amazing:

Fuck Jesus, what WOULD Liam do???

(I still contend that you can make your own iconic Liam Payne/Mona Lisa sweatpants for about $20, but there’s no link…send me some cash, say, $30, and I’ll make ‘em for you.)

Louis:

I promise you, this’ll be full of LAFFs, some “facts” on Louis, circa 2012: 

Do you have a tiny dog? Do you have an appreciation for an iconic Louis shirt that you’d like to see on said dog? Here you go!

So many of Louis’s tattoos are art on their own…why not buy a print and stump your future house guests? These are two separate ones:

Speaking of house guests and parties, this is a sure-fire smash (and again, something that’s available for all the boys, but Louis’s version is especially pretty)…judge your own X Factor contest: 

I can’t find my fave rbb/sbb travel mug options, but there are quite a few, so do sbb proud and pick your fave!

Harry:

I actually own this, yet I’ve never taken it out of its wrapper, it’s THAT iconic:

Who can keep all your useless work account login information secrets better than Harry Styles? Answer, no one except for Liam (tbh, the previous version of this book is what stores all mine): 

I wish this existed in actual book form, but still, pretty damned cool, and you can print them out/frame them, if you’re really good: 

“Hip pack,” it’s a fanny pack, a bum bag, and I love it!! 

One Direction as a collective:

Oh, Jesus, okay, there is SO MUCH OUT THERE, and most of it is garbage, but it’s fun garbage, so here’s what I would give to a fellow fan, assuming they didn’t already own ALL of it.

These still exist, they still work, and don’t kid yourself, Niall brushes his very own teeth with one (according to my insider…the insider is my imagination): 

Would I buy a larrie friend this low-key larrie beach towel? You bet your fucking ass I would:

Wow, people want a lot for the One Direction Monopoly game, but Monopoly is so fucking boring, so just watch this video instead. 

I’m not gonna lie, this perfume is fucking VILE, but buy it for the Larry packaging…between us, I see you, sbb: 

I absolutely need this on a t shirt to match my fake-o Joy Division shirt:

Look, the only thing holding my remote control together right now is this duct tape (currently, the panel with Zayn’s face), but I’ve seen a TON of proof that you can make cute shoes, wallets, etc., with it):

It’s easy to lump this in with all the other merch everywhere else on Amazon, etc., but I lmaoooooo because it’s so ~serious, like, I’m a goth but I’m also into normcore because it’s the only true goth at this point, so fuck your glitter version, this is my truth:

If you find others, send ‘em to me! You know I love this garbage!

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hey so if you've ever been told you shouldn't have two multichapter fics going at once you should listen to that advice. i'm just...really impatient. please don't expect consistent updates from me, these are longer chapters and i'm a college student

thank you to my friend family for encouraging this and by that i mean my god stop encouraging me i have a problem!! but also thank you for putting up with me sending fake dating au prompts for like 3 hours.

this first chapter is very much a rewrite of the show from the computer lab scene until the end of the scene in the principal's office. (im sorry but i had to get through this part before anything even mildly original could happen) therefore, it deals with anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts, and a suicide attempt. please proceed with caution! i put a summary in the end notes if that's helpful to anyone!!

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Dear Evan Hansen:

It turns out, this wasn’t an amazing day after all. This isn’t going to be an amazing week or an amazing year. Because, why would it be?

Oh I know. Because there’s Zoe. And all my hope is pinned on Zoe. Who I don’t even know and who doesn’t know me. But maybe if I did, maybe if I could just talk to her, then maybe…maybe nothing would be different at all.

I wish that everything was different. I wish that I was a part of something. I wish that anything I said mattered, to anyone. I mean, face it: would anyone even notice if I disappeared tomorrow?

Sincerely, your best and most dearest friend—

Evan squeezes his eyes shut tightly.

It’s true that at the end of the day, all you’ve got left is yourself, so you should…like yourself. Or something. But calling himself his “best and most dearest friend” is…

Pathetic. It’s pathetic. It’s really sad and even if it is true, the fact still remains that his best friend hates him.

Evan rubs his temples. Thinking about this is just going to send him into a spiral of anxiety that will help exactly no one. Having a breakdown in the computer lab sounds like a horrible, yet fitting, way to finish his first day of senior year.

He signs off the letter with ‘me’, even though it makes his stomach twist, and sends it to the printer.

He just wants to be home and under a blanket and also maybe not existing.

“So…”

Evan freezes, eyes glued to the screen of his laptop. His heart is in his throat and he figures that there’s about an eighty percent chance that he dies right now. He risks a glance over his shoulder at Connor.

“What happened to your arm?” Connor asks, vaguely motioning in Evan’s direction.

Evan swallows and looks down at his cast. “Oh, I-I um…fell out of a tree. Actually.”  

Connor scoffs. “You fell out of a tree? That is just the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” He snorts and shakes his head. “Oh my god.”

Evan forces a laugh as his stomach churn. It is sad. Really sad. Sadder than anyone will ever know. “I know,” he says weakly.

Connor clears his throat and motions to Evan’s cast again. “No one’s signed your cast yet.”

Evan takes a shallow breath. He hasn’t figured out what to tell his mom about that yet. Maybe he’ll lie and say he lost the Sharpie, even though then she’ll ask if no one else had one. Maybe he can say that they weren’t writing on the cast but then if she tests it— Evan shakes his head. “N-no, I know.”

“I’ll sign it.”

Evan looks up with a start. “Oh! Um…” His mouth goes dry and his hands are definitely getting sweaty and he has no idea what to do with this information. “Y-you don’t have to.”

Connor glares at him and Evan tries not to wilt too much under his gaze. “Do you have a Sharpie?”  

Evan stares at him for a second before he fumbles with his bag. It takes him a second to find it, and in that time, he’s pretty sure Connor has successfully taken a year off his life with that glare. He holds the Sharpie out.

Connor clenches his jaw before taking it. He grabs Evan’s arm and pulls it closer, making Evan wince in pain. “Ow,” he hisses. This is exactly what his mom meant when she said he should ask people to sign his cast.

“Oh. Sorry,” Connor mutters. He scrawls his name across Evan’s cast in large, capitalized letters and then lets go of Evan’s arm.

“Oh.” Evan tries not to sound as disappointed as he is about how it looks, but he’s pretty sure he fails miserably. “Great. Thanks.” There’s probably no way of hiding Connor’s name. Jared is going to have a field day.

Connor hands Evan the Sharpie back. Evan moves to put it back in his bag, but frowns when he feels something stuck under the clip the cap. He looks down to see a folded twenty dollar bill tucked under the clip. He frowns and glances over to at Connor. “W-what?”

“Pretend to be my friend.”

Evan blinks. “I— what?”

“Pretend to be my friend,” Connor repeats, more forcefully this time.

Evan pulls the twenty out from under the clip. “Y-you’re—”

“Paying you to be my fucking friend?” Connor interrupts. “Yeah. I am.”

“But…why?”

Connor scowls. “It gets my mom off my back, now will you do it or are you giving my money back?”

“Twenty dollars to-to pretend to be your friend,” Evan says in disbelief, unfolding the bill. “That’s—”

“Per week.”

Evan almost drops the money. “What?!”

“Twenty bucks a week. Just as long as I need you to do this.” Connor crosses his arms. “I am literally offering you money you to pretend to be my friend now will you do it.”

Evan smiles weakly. “That’s…the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Oh my god.”

Connor rolls his eyes. “You’re hilarious. What’s your answer.”

Evan swallows. This could go very badly. But money… He knows his mom keeps lying about how they’re doing financially. Medicine and therapy is expensive. College is worse. Evan doesn’t have a job. There isn’t too much of a choice here.

Twenty dollars is a dinner or two when his mom isn’t home.

Pretend to be friends with Connor Murphy, who yells at people and skips class to smoke and pushes people and threw a printer in the second grade, for twenty dollars a week.

Evan closes his hand around the bill and then stuffs it into his pocket.

“I-I’ll do it.”

Connor holds out his hand and for a second, Evan thinks he’s going to take back the money and yell at him for being so pathetic that he’ll fake friendship for a measly twenty dollars, but then Connor says, “Give me the Sharpie.”

Evan hands him the Sharpie and Connor grabs his good arm. As Connor writes on his skin, the first thing Evan thinks is ‘ink poisoning’. Which is really just ridiculous, but he’s on edge.

“There,” Connor says, letting go of Evan’s arm and capping the Sharpie. “You have my number. And if you give it to anyone else, I’ll kill you.” The way he says it is so casual that Evan feels like he should be more scared by the threat than he is.

“G-got it,” Evan stutters. He glances over the numbers, hoping Connor will leave now. He needs time to process.

“Also—”

Life is never what Evan wants it to be.

“—Is this yours? I found it on the printer.” Evan feels his entire body go cold. “‘Dear Evan Hansen.’ That’s your name, right?”

If Evan wasn’t absolutely panicking right now, there might’ve been something funny about the fact that Connor paid someone he didn’t even know the name of to be his friend.

But it’s not funny.

“Oh, t-that’s just a stupid— it’s a paper I had to write for a, um, assignment…” Evan tugs on his shirt, because if he doesn’t do something with his hands, he’s going to try and grab it from Connor and there’s no way that can end except bad.

“‘Because there’s Zoe’,” Connor reads. The world tilts drastically, and everything slides toward destruction. “Is this about my sister?”

“No! Not at all!” Evan says quickly. It’s like he’s desperately trying to fix a fatal wound with Hello Kitty bandages. He’s drowning in his own worst fears and his mind is working against him and he can’t get any more words out to explain this situation because there’s no way to make this any better.

“You wrote this because you knew that I would find it.”

“What?”

“You saw that I was the only other person in the computer lab, so you wrote this and printed it out, so that I would find that.”

Evan almost starts laughing out of panic and a feeling of ‘oh god that sounds like something I would think’, but he’s so overwhelmed with everything that he can only get out a strangled, “Why—”

“So I would—”

“—would I do that?”

“—read some creepy shit you wrote about my sister, and freak out, right?” Connor snaps. “And then you can tell everyone that I’m crazy, right?” he yells.

“No. Wait— I don’t even, what?”

“Fuck you,” Connor seethes. He stalks out of the room, the door to the computer lab slamming behind him.

He still has the letter.

“But I really, I need that back!” Evan shouts. “Please. Can you just— can you please give it back.” His voice goes quiet. There’s no way he’s getting that back.

He swallows hard as he turns back to his laptop. Looks like he’s printing out another copy, even though his mind is whirling all the ways this one could end in disaster too.

Evan makes his way over to the printer, legs shaking and knees wobbly as he waits for the page to print. He stuffs his hands in his pockets and locks his knees in an attempt to stop shaking and calm down even a fraction of a percent.

His fingers brush against the twenty dollar bill in his pocket.

It burns.

—«·»—

When Evan gets home, he scrubs his arm until his skin is red and irritated and Connor’s number has vanished.

Not that the numbers aren’t branded in his mind.

He writes them down on a sticky note and hides it deep within a book that he shoves to the back of his bookshelf. Doctor Sherman keeps telling him that if something is worrying him before bed, he should write it down so he doesn’t have to think about it as much. This is the first time Evan has tried.

He keeps thinking about Connor.

Connor isn’t in school the next day and Evan feels a strange sort of relief.

He isn’t in school the next day either. Evan tells himself that it’s probably a good thing. Maybe he can reach a point where this is all just a bad memory that he only remembers the vague feeling of.

He can’t convince himself.

Connor’s name is bold on his arm like a brand.

Evan tries to convince himself that it’s nothing when he gets called down to the principal’s office. No emergency of any kind. Maybe it’s something to do with paperwork. Maybe it’s actually a good thing, which seems a little far fetched, but it gets him through the hallways.

When he opens the door, the principal isn’t there. Just two people he doesn’t know, a man who turns to look at him with blank eyes and a woman who looks like she’s about to have a breakdown.

He swallows. “Good morning. Is Mr. Howard…?” he trails off as they give him confused looks. “I-I just— sorry, they said on the loudspeaker for me to go to the principal’s office…”

“Mr. Howard is, uh, he stepped outside,” the man explains.

“Oh.” Well that’s fine, Evan can just go find him then. Leave these two to the breakdown that he can see coming from the woman in almost slow motion because he’s been there before and he doesn’t want to be present—

“We wanted to speak with you in private,” the man says. Evan stares at him. “If you’d like to maybe…” He gestures to a chair.

Evan hesitates before he sits down. He frantically searches his mind, desperate to find some sort of memory of these two, to know if they have any connection to him at all whatsoever, if they’re supposed to be people he knows and remembers.

“We’re, uh…we’re Connor’s parents.”

“Oh.” Evan is back in the computer lab as Connor reads the letter, anxiety building and crushing him into pieces. This can’t be about that, Connor wouldn’t have told his parents about it, his parents wouldn’t come to school and call him out of class because of it, it doesn’t make sense it doesn’t make sense it doesn’t make—

The woman pulls a folded piece of paper out of her purse, holding it carefully.

Evan stares at it. There’s no way…

“Why don’t you go ahead, honey, and…?”

“I’m going as fast as I can,” the woman says, her voice trembling. It sounds like she’s about to burst into tears.  

Evan grips the arms of the chair.

“That’s not what I said, is it?” the man asks sharply.

The silence weighs down on Evan like an anchor. Or like his anxiety. Everything feels like anxiety, the air, the silence, the room…

Connor’s mother holds the paper out to Evan. “This is… Connor…he wants you to have this.” Her voice is shaking more now and Evan wants to be anywhere else.

Evan takes the paper. He wants to rip it up into shreds, set it on fire, and flush the ashes down the toilet.

“We didn’t,” the man starts, “we’d never heard your name before, Connor never…but then we saw… ‘Dear Evan Hansen’.”

Evan resists the urge to crumple the letter up in his hands. “He, um, he gave this to you?” he asks carefully. He still doesn’t understand. How could one pathetic letter bring the Murphys here?

“We didn’t know that you two were friends.”

Evan inhales sharply. “F-friends?”

“We didn’t think that Connor had any friends,” the man continues. “And then we see this note and it’s— this seems to suggest pretty clearly that you and Connor are, or at least for Connor, he thinks of you as…” He points to the letter, struggling through his words. “I mean, it’s right there. ‘Dear Evan Hansen’. It’s addressed to you. He wrote it to you.”

Oh. Oh no. Oh no. “You think this is— you think that Connor wrote this to me.”

The woman nods. “These are the words he wanted to share with you.”

“He wanted them to be his last words,” the man adds.

Whatever Evan wanted to say vanishes from his mind. “I-I’m sorry. What do you mean, last words?”

Connor’s parents exchange a glance.

Evan doesn’t need them to say it outloud. He already knows.

“Connor, uh, Connor tried to take his own life,” the man says slowly. “He’s in the hospital right now.”

“He…what?” Evan knows. He knows he knows he knows he knows but the words aren’t processing and everything is turning to static.

“This is all we found with him. He had it folded up in his pocket.” Evan scrambles for words, for anything that will stop this. “You can see that he’s… He probably wanted to explain it, why he tried to…” Evan shakes his head, but Connor’s father keeps going and Evan feels sick. “‘I wish that everything was different. I wish that I were part of something. I wish that what I said mattered to anyone.’”

“Please stop it, Larry,” Connor’s mother interrupts.

Evan wipes his palms on his pants. This is bad this is so bad. “But, that’s, this isn’t—” Those are his words. His. Connor never would’ve wanted— ”I’m sorry. Connor, um, Connor d-didn’t write this.”

“What does that mean?” Cynthia asks, voice on the edge of hysterical.

“Connor didn’t— he didn’t write this,” Evan stutters. He doesn’t know how much clearer he can get, but Connor — their son — tried to commit suicide and here he is telling them that what they think isn’t true because really, it would be just like Evan to become the villain in a story he didn’t even realize he was a part of.

“What does he mean?” Cynthia repeats, louder as she grabs her husband’s hand.

“He’s obviously in shock,” Larry says in such a matter-of-fact way that part of Evan almost believes him.

“N-no,” Evan protests. “I just, he didn’t—”

“It’s right here!” Cynthia points at the letter aggressively.

Evan can’t do this. He can’t breathe. “I-I’m sorry, but I should probably just— can I please go now?”

“If this isn’t— if Connor didn’t write this, then—”

“Cynthia,” Larry says sharply. “Please. Calm down.”

Evan grabs for his backpack. “I should go now.”

“But did he say anything to you?” Cynthia asks desperately. “Did you see anything—?”

“I really should go,” Evan interrupts. Because she’s grasping at straws and trying to understand and she can’t and won’t and he doesn’t want to be here for that.

“Cynthia, honey this is not the time.”

“This is all we have!” she wails. “Conor won’t tell us, he’ll never tell us!”

“Honey. Listen to me. Please.” Larry puts a hand over Cynthia’s. She pulls away and buries her face in her hands, sobbing.

Evan needs to leave.

“Cynthia.”

Evan holds out the letter, hand shaking. “You should just— you should take it. Please.” He doesn’t know what he’ll do if he keeps it. He doesn’t want to be near it anymore.

Cynthia looks up at him, cheeks tearstained and eyes overflowing, and gasps. “Larry, look!” She points to Evan’s arm. “His cast.”

Connor’s name.

Evan glances down at his cast. He’d forgotten, somehow, amidst all of this, he had forgotten— 

Twenty dollars.

For as long as Connor needed him to be his friend.

“His best and most dearest friend,” Cynthia recites.

The ground opens up and swallows Evan whole.

—«·»—

They try to get him to go to the hospital. Try to get him to visit Connor. He keeps shaking his head and tripping over his words.

He can’t.

He can’t be there and see Connor in a hospital bed and pretend. He can’t keep that up. He can’t keep this up.

He feels like he’s going to be sick.

Eventually Larry got it. “He’s processing,” he had said to Cynthia.

Cynthia grabbed Evan’s hand and said, “He should be out in a day or two. But you can visit him whenever you’re ready.” And she’d smiled.

And Evan had smiled back.

Because he’s a liar.

—«·»—

When Evan gets home, he tears apart his bookshelf until he finds the book he hid the sticky note in. He pulls it out of the book and stares at it, the numbers swimming before his eyes. He’s managed not to have a panic attack yet but— 

He puts the sticky note on the his laptop and finds the twenty he had stuffed in a drawer.

It’s just a bill. There are millions like it. It’s just a twenty dollar bill.

Evan swallows back bile.

He feels gross. Bad. Anxious (that’s not new). Uncomfortable.

He scratches his cast. If only this were off his arm. If only he hadn’t let Connor sign it. If only he hadn’t fallen out of that tree. If only he had.

If only he’d been higher.

His phone rings loudly from where it’s sitting on his bed and snaps him out of his trance. He doesn’t know how long he just stood there, staring at a bill, but he feels weirdly out of place now that he realizes he hasn’t moved for what was probably a strangely long period of time. Now he’s too aware of himself and his body.

It’s just a text from Jared, asking about something for class. Jared doesn’t text unless it’s related to schoolwork.

Evan puts the money down on his desk.

How the hell does he do this?

Evan doesn’t know what standard protocol for these types of things is, but he doesn’t really know what to do with himself when he sees Connor in the halls eight days later.

His first thought is ‘he’s back?’

His second thought is ‘oh no he’s back.’

Evan has been avoiding Zoe for eight days. He takes alternate routes when he sees her in the hallways, he doesn’t pass her locker if he can help it. They made eye contact once and he felt his insides shrivel up. He doesn’t know if her parents told her about the letter, he doesn’t know if they questioned Connor about it, he doesn’t know anything. He just doesn’t want to be a piece in some game that they’re playing.  

It’s a bad day.

He gets through a class and a half before he stumbles into the bathroom, hands shaking and breaths shallow.

Evan doesn’t like confrontation. It makes him feel nauseous and dizzy and there’s no way this can end without confrontation.

He doesn’t know if he’s going to make it through the rest of the day.

—«·»—

Evan makes it through the rest of the day. Barely. The ‘barely’ is important. He didn’t pay much attention and when he did, he didn’t retain much of the information, but he didn’t have a meltdown in class and for now that has to be good enough.

He goes to the computer lab to print his letter for the day because it’s normal and part of his schedule. And because he’s still pretending he can do this assignment. That he can pretend that everything is okay when nothing is okay at all. That he can find some optimism in a world that’s permanently gray.

Connor Murphy is sitting at one of the computers.

He has his feet kicked up on the table and his hood pulled down over his eyes.

Evan decides the best thing to do is leave. He can print the letter tomorrow. Change his schedule to do it before school. Be anywhere other than here.

Connor sits up as soon as he turns to leave.

“Evan, right?” Connor asks, tugging on his hoody.

“Y-yeah.” Evan grips the straps of his backpack. He needs to ground himself. Somehow.

Connor sighs. “Sorry about…” He gestures vaguely with a hand. “My parents. I heard they jumped you.”

“Not ex-exactly,” Evan mumbles. He’s trying to form an exit strategy but his mind isn’t working right.

“Yeah well Larry is a piece of shit and my mom hasn’t really stopped crying in days.” Connor pulls his legs down and stands up from the chair and oh god Evan forgot how tall he was. “Good job getting out of visiting. It was the fucking worst.”

Evan glances at the ground. He sees Connor’s name on his cast out of the corner of his eye. He tightens his grip on his backpack. “W-was it planned?”

Connor shrugs. “This is like the fourth time I’ve tried, why does it fucking matter anymore?”

Evan grits his teeth. “Was it planned?”

Connor scoffs. “Why do you care?”

Evan looks up at him. “B-because you paid me!” He lifts his cast toward Connor. “You signed this cast and made it look like we were—”

“Oh my god,” Connor murmurs.

“What was I supposed to do?!” Because that’s the question. What did Connor want from him?! Why him?

Connor tore at his hair. “Are you fucking serious—”

“What was I supposed to do if you died?” Evan interrupts. “What then? Y-your family already thinks we’re best friends—”

“I can’t believe I tried to kill myself and you—”

“— Was I just supposed to lie?! Lie about being best friends with the dead kid? Was that your plan, Connor?!”

“Oh fuck off!” Connor shouts.

Evan shakes his head. His mind is spinning and there are all these possibilities and he feels like he’s going to fall over. “Because it sure feels like you were using me and I know what it’s like to— I know what it feels like and I’ve been there but I never thought ‘oh man I should drag this other person down with me’, I just jumped out of a fucking tree!”

Evan breathes heavily as Connor stares at him, eyes wide.

“…you what?” Connor asks. There’s no anger in his voice, just—

Evan reruns his last words in his mind.

Oh no.

“N-no no I-I just meant—” Evan holds his hands out in front of him and shakes his head. “I di-didn’t—” He steps backward and stumbles over himself. “I-I need— I have to go.”

He twists around, tripping as he runs out of the computer lab, slamming his shoulder against the door to open it as he flees.

He thinks Connor might call after him.

He doesn’t care.

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    World’s #1 Super Affiliate Reveals His Deepest Money-Making Secrets…

From: Ewen Chia

Date:

RE: Why traditional marketers, salesmen, and network marketers are dropping everything to focus on affiliate marketing…

To my most frustrated and overwhelmed friends,

I got a message yesterday that made me think of you…

It was from an old friend I coached years ago.

I’m happy to announce he’s doing extremely well right now with an Affiliate Marketing business that I helped him start.

(Actually, I kinda had to force him to take it – but I’ll get to that in a minute).

Seeing his letter made me happy – it was also frustrating…

Because you and I both know that the Internet should be a powerful way for ordinary folks to make money.

It should level the playing field.

It should be an escape hatch that protects you from layoffs, pay-cuts, and insulting wages.

Unfortunately, for the past three years…

Things have changed in ways I never saw coming.

It’s harder than ever to make a penny online unless you’re a Super Affiliate like me.

There’s more competition than ever, in every market you can imagine.

Traffic is getting more expensive for everyone except those at the top.

There are no “David and Goliath” stories anymore. We “Goliaths” have the game completely rigged against you and it’s not fair.

I can’t ignore this problem any more.

As much as I love being able to push a few buttons and dump thousands of dollars into my bank account – I can’t sit by and watch this happen to the digital marketing community.

And, I think I can do something about it, but I’ll need your word you’ll do exactly as I say when the time comes.

As you continue reading this letter…

Ask yourself if you’re really willing to do ANYTHING to change your financial destiny.

Because you will need to take one big step that isn’t easy for anyone…

…If you want to unlock the ability to print money on demand like my top students do every day.

If you do, I promise to completely transform the way you create wealth…Forever.

My name is Ewen Chia. I’ve been in this business for well over a decade.

You might know me from my international speaking and training business, or from the bestselling book I wrote called “How I Made My First Million On The Internet and How You Can Too!”

  However, I haven’t always been a “Internet hot shot” –

I started off like I’m sure you did – a little confused about how to make money online, and a little frustrated at my lack of knowledge…

Although hopeful that I could find a way to make a modest living for myself and my family.

Little did I know, the businesses I’d create would turn me into a millionaire over, and over again.

And allow me to travel the world giving speeches at symposiums, conferences, and seminars…

Coaching major companies on Internet Marketing strategies…

Yet there’s one skill I’ve developed that completely blows everything else out of the water…

If I’d found out about affiliate marketing before I spent years building myself up the hard way, I would have enjoyed myself a lot more…

And I would have saved myself about a thousand headaches over the years…

The secrets I’m about to share with you turned me into “The World’s #1 Super Affiliate” – so as you read this letter from top to bottom, keep this in mind:

Here’s what some industry experts have to say…

The methods I’m giving you aren’t a marketing “theory”.

This isn’t guesswork.

I’ve discovered all of this through almost 20 years of trial and error since I started on the internet in 1997.

So when you use this training, you’re skipping over all of the headaches, heartaches, and nightmares I had to go through to get where I am.

It wasn’t easy to make the decision to open up my Super Affiliate playbook like this.

These are the exact systems and secrets I rely on for successfully making millions online as a top-tier affiliate marketer.

Now, I’m not showing you the pics below to brag or boast…

I simply want to give you a few solid reasons to pay extremely close attention…

Throw it all out the window.

The rest of this letter will give you everything you need to know about me, what I do, how I’ve earned millions every year since 2005…

And how you can become a “Super Affiliate” while everyone else continues to struggle with the same predictable problems:

·    You won’t have to learn any tech stuff or fix broken websites

·    You won’t have to buy any traffic

·    You won’t even wonder where to find traffic

·    You won’t have to figure out what product to sell

·    You absolutely won’t get distracted or confused by the newest, shiniest marketing course or digital marketing tool. You’ll have a clear path to follow, for once

You may have noticed I’ve been the World’s #1 Super Affiliate, time after time, year after year.

Now, apart from the millions of dollars in commissions earned – I’ve also been topping affiliate contests and winning additional prizes for years…

And I worked hard to get there because of one simple truth…

And for over a decade, I’ve been the Internet’s most trusted instructor in Affiliate Marketing.

My students have gone on to do incredible things – not because they’re all lucky – but because they had a time-tested system to follow.

And you really do need a killer system to ensure success with affiliate marketing.

It’s different from literally every other form of business.

Yet at it’s core, it’s the most simple business on Earth.

Want to know why?  

Because you don’t have to create a product…

Or go door to door or cold-call leads out of a call-center…

Or hire anyone, or fire anyone…

Or build a downline…

Want to know the big secret?

Want to know why I LOVE affiliate marketing?

All you do is recommend other people’s products online.

That’s it.

That’s the whole thing.

Simple right?

And you’ve seen affiliate marketing for years, even if you didn’t know it.

When a blogger recommends a product on Amazon…9 times out of 10, they’re using a special affiliate link so they can get a percentage of every sale they send over.

When a YouTuber or podcast host recommends a product, they use a special affiliate link to get credit for the sales they create, and they get paid promptly by the companies they send traffic to.

As an affiliate marketer, you’re extremely important to the businesses you support.

That’s because you know how to send them traffic – and traffic is the lifeblood of Internet based businesses.

Most business owners are clueless when it comes to driving traffic.

They think it’s hard, they think it’s complicated…

(We don’t have to tell them that they’re wrong, let’s keep that to ourselves.)

And being a SUPER Affiliate is even better…

Super affiliates can send a whole lot more traffic than your average blogger or podcast host.

As a Super Affiliate, you’ll have the power to drive tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars per month in sales for any company you choose –

Which (as you’ll see) not only allows you to cash in on a percentage of every sale…

It also gets you preferential treatment…

Business owners know that they have to keep their super affiliates happy…

So they send you gifts 🙂

You can expect to find a nice little package waiting for you just about every time you check the mail – and not just the usual books and DVD’s that people want you to review…

I’ve been given:

Frozen filet mignon steaks by the dozens…

Fine chocolates…

Toys for the kids…

Bottles of rare wines and liquors from around the world…

Cuban cigars (I won’t tell if you don’t!)…

Free product samples…

Video game systems…

And so much more, I can’t even list them all. It makes sense why companies love to find super affiliates.

We’re like a guaranteed income stream for them.

You push a button on your end to open up the traffic streams, and they cash in (after they send you your commission check, of course 🙂

The reason Affiliate marketing pays so well, is because every time someone buys a product that you recommended – you get a percentage of the sale.

And it doesn’t take a fancy degree to be an affiliate marketer, because the whole game is just “Recommending” things to people online.

If you can update Facebook, you can be an affiliate and make a little money.

I can show you how I multiply that so that instead of just having one friend who will buy based on your recommendation, you can find thousands…

Think about this:

How often do you suggest a restaurant to your friends or co-workers?

Once a month?

Five times a year?

What if you got $20 every time they ate there, just because you recommended them first?

Now – forget restaurants and imagine how much money you’d have right now…

If you got a percentage of every sale you’ve already caused…

Every time you post a cool product on Facebook and one of your friends buys it…

Every time you recommend a book to someone and they pick it up…

Every time you talk about a great show on Netflix and someone starts a trial to check it out…

What if that was all you had to do…

To make more in one day than you’ve ever made in a month?

Most of the folks I meet who are struggling to make a living online…

They’re doing it the old way.

They make a product, set up a website, and spend money trying to get people to buy their “thing”.

That’s the most expensive way to make money I can imagine.

Think about it:

If you have a product, then you have to “spend money to make money”.

It doesn’t matter if you’re in an MLM, or if you make refrigerators, or if you sell an online course.

The bigger a “product” business grows, the more money they spend.

They pay out the nose for product, customer service employees, managers, shipping, storage, design…the list never ends.

For every dollar a “product” business makes, they have to give back at least $0.70.

  When you’re a Super Affiliate, you can:

·    Hold your entire business in the palm of your hand. These days, I can make $10,000 in commissions with just my smartphone while I fly from Singapore to L.A. You know how much it costs me to make that $10,000 check? Maybe $1.50.  

·    You can skip over ALL “tech stuff” – I mean, I’ll even give you a successful website. It may not look fancy – (but think about Google. It’s not flashy, and people love it, right?)  

·    Get started in any new market immediately. One hour from now, you can be making sales in any market you want. You don’t have to cold-call, or talk to anyone, or even leave your house – just make a recommendation, and collect your winnings.  

·    You can make money without EVER creating a product of your own. Why struggle to sell a new product…when you can wander into a market like golf, guitars, or gardening…and you get paid on day one!

Without a drop of hype, I can promise you that as a Super Affiliate you can decide today that you want to enter any market you want…

And by tomorrow you’ll be making sales and earning commissions from the hottest companies.

When people say “overnight success” – they don’t usually mean it.

I absolutely do.

Now you’re probably about ready to call my bluff.

I know this because I would have one burning question in my mind if I was in your shoes right now:

“If you’re really making money that easily, and that quickly – why would you tell anyone how to do it? Wouldn’t you make more money if you didn’t have new competition?”

And the answer is a very loud:

“NO!”

There are so many markets online right now, there’s no way I could possibly be in all of them.

And there’s new niches and markets opening up all the time.

For example, a few months ago, I started in a new niche I knew nothing about and started to siphon cash from it with my system which you’ll soon learn about…

Now, even if you did start recommending products in the same markets I’m in, it wouldn’t affect me in the least.

In fact – there’s so much money and customers to go around, we could probably partner up and make even more together than either of us could on our own.

One of my best strategies for earning huge checks involves making friends with my so called “competition” – so we can team up and crush it together.

Actually – remember that message I got?

It was from a young man named Aaron. He and I have done some top-secret promotions in a market he’s in, and we both earned more by working together than we could have on our own.

Of course – he wasn’t always a Super Affiliate, and when I met him he was about as green as they come.

Aaron is a smart, hard working guy – back when I met him,  he and his wife were starting a family down in Panama.

I was coaching him – helping him get setup online as a favor to his dad…

He needed a website for his construction business…but he was intimidated by “tech stuff” and his dad knows I’m a “hot shot” on the Internet.

His dad and I have known each other for a long time, so I was happy to help out.

(I also loved the fact that “helping out” meant I had an excuse to travel from Singapore to Panama, and stay at a beautiful luxury resort on a beach near his house)…

“Hey man…sorry to call so late – I don’t know anybody around here yet and you’re the only person I could think of to call…can you meet me at the hospital?”

I didn’t ask any questions other than “Which hospital?” – then I got a cab right to him.

He met me out front – his shirt was singed, his hair was a mess, and he had soot all over his face and hands…

“I don’t know what happened…I  – I got home and – and – the house was smoking” he said…

It took a while to get the story out of him.

Aaron saw smoke, and ran inside the house to get his wife out – he found her unconscious on the bed in their room.

The smoke was thick and black, the curtains and the corner of their mattress were catching fire – the fire was starting to spread up the wall in waves…

He barely managed to make it out – the doctors said it’s a miracle he made it out alive, especially because he had to carry her the whole way.

“I thank God I got there in time…and that she’ll be ok…but…I don’t know what I’m going to do man…All of my equipment was in the garage! I used to have it all insured, but I fell behind on the payments – I’ve got NOTHING!”

I tried to comfort him, but it was no use.

I offered him money – he refused.

I offered to give him a job – he wouldn’t take it.

I understand that.

I am also stubborn, and I can’t stomach the idea of taking handouts.

So, I went back to the resort later that night.

He had finally fallen asleep by his wife’s side – and there wasn’t anything I could do for them other than rest up and come back in the morning.

When I arrived back in my suite I got ready for bed.

I laid there, trying to make myself sleep for over an hour before I got up, took a shower, and walked down to these beautiful arbors near a lagoon.

As I wandered around this luxury resort in my $400 sandals, with my $55,000 watch, I felt guilty that I had all this money and I couldn’t help.

I remember thinking:

“I could recommend just one or two products this week and make him $15-30k – I could give him what he needs to get back on his feet… …but he’d never accept it…”

Then I had a bit of an epiphany…

I had been trying to think of a way to give Aaron money – when really I should have been helping him earn money like I do…

I knew I could help him sell other people’s products and make a lot more money (in a lot less time) than he would ever believe.

And he couldn’t object if I did…

Could he?

After all, he did ask me to build him a website…

So if I built one like mine…the ones I use to earn big commission checks from other companies…

He would have to accept that right?

I still had access to his email and details, so I got to work building him a completely turnkey super affiliate business…

I picked a market I knew he was interested in – and spent about an hour and a half plugging a few things together…

I built a simple, plain and kinda boring business – just like dozens of the ones I use…

I like simple, boring businesses because they work like nothing else.

And wouldn’t you know it, minutes after I turned it on, it was working like gangbusters.

Now, I did “cheat” a little bit.

I knew some tricks about getting traffic in that market (actually, I know tricks for getting traffic in almost every market because of a startup I’m building, but that’s another story)…

I set up his affiliate account so that it would send his money to his paypal address instantly.

And I sat there – hoping that I hadn’t crossed a line.

As the sun started coming up, I felt like I might be able to get some sleep.

Now, you know that feeling of deep sleep…

Where you don’t have a thought in your mind…

But your body feels so comfortable…

You feel so relaxed and content…

Well that’s what I was feeling when the phone rang only two hours later…

It was Aaron…

He was speaking so fast, I could barely understand him –

But I realized why he was so panicked after I shook off the drowsy haze of interrupted sleep…

He was confused and scared…

Asking me where this money came from, why some company halfway across the world was sending him all these weird deposits…

I explained everything.

Then he went quiet.

Then he hung up.

I tried calling back but he wouldn’t take my calls.

The next day – after a dozen missed calls and unanswered voicemails, I got the hint.

He was mad at me.

There wasn’t anything I could say or do to convince him that what I did wasn’t “charity”…

So I caught a flight to the US to visit some friends and fellow super affiliates at a seminar.

On the last day of the event, I got a call from Aaron.

To my surprise, he took another look at the business I made him…

He told me that the sales had continued to come in strong for a few days…

He made enough to replace most of his equipment and get a decent truck.

Then he paused…

“But…Ewen, what if I wanted to do what you do…Could you show me how to do that?”

I smiled, and said “of course” and bought a ticket back to Panama City.

For the next week, I coached him.

I walked him through every step, every click, every important detail.

I showed him how to get traffic…

How to build an email list to make even more money…

I gave him proven templates of mine…

And the proven emails that I use every year – because I know they drive so many sales every time I use them.

I tell you all of this because of that message I got from him yesterday.

He’s a Super Affiliate like me now, in a growing market…

Right now he’s the guy everyone wants to do business with, because they know he can drive so many sales for them…

Just like some of the other super affiliates I’ve personally coached…

And many, many more…

It’s a great position to be in.

When you’re a Super Affiliate, you have a lot of power.

You hold the keys to other companies success, because you can help them sell FAR more product than they can in a given day.

And really, that’s the problem if you have a product business.

If you have a product, but not enough customers, then you need people like me.

Without Super Affiliates, there are many businesses that would shrivel up and die.

Sure, they could pay for advertising (and hope it works).

But when you’re a Super Affiliate – you don’t need anything from anybody.

People send you free products…

They send you gifts, hoping to get your attention…

Sometimes, if they really need to make some sales, they’ll even send you a check before you’ve done anything for them, as a ‘bribe’ to help them out.

Want to hear the craziest thing?

From time to time, I earn 100% commissions.

That means the product owner isn’t making anything when I send them a customer.

In fact, they’re actually losing money on purpose, just because they know that the customers I send them will buy a lot more from them in the future.

It’s like giving up $100 in the hopes of making $300 in the next few years.

You might think it’s crazy, but that kind of thing is worth it to some companies.

Back to Aaron:

After I got to Panama to coach him, it was all so easy and fun to train him.

The coaching I gave Aaron was simple…

Point and click, copy & paste, go here, go there, click the “done” button, collect the checks.

And I’ve been thinking about it since he gave me that wonderful update yesterday…  

He didn’t have to learn any new stuff – not really – I just had to show him some simple systems and give him some templates.

And now look at him!

He’s earning more than he could possibly make in construction – and he’s working less than I do! On top of that, he can’t lose this business like he lost his construction business.

It’s risk free.

Even if his phone and laptop were to explode…

All of his super affiliate businesses will still work – cranking out cold hard cash every day, and giving him the freedom to travel and take vacations with his wife whenever he wants to.

Which brings me to the big reason for writing you this letter…

Once you accept the fact that in today’s internet…

Making and selling products online is hard, risky, and time consuming…

And once you realize that being a Super Affiliate is simple, quick, and risk-free…

Then you’re ready for the biggest shift in mindset and wealth creation you’ll ever need to make.

And to help you make that transition easy and effective…

  However…

As I said, there’s a leap of faith you’re going to have to make.

And here it is:

I need you to do exactly as I say.

That means you can’t try to “improve” the templates I give you with new graphics or fancy coding. And you agree not to change the text of the emails I give you.

It means you won’t decide to do things in a different order, or take any shortcuts.

If you can agree to follow my directions exactly, then I’d be honored to be your coach and to help you create a Super Affiliate business.

Because then I can’t give you any kind of guarantee.

It’s my word to you…

That if you do exactly what I tell you to do –

If you follow every click I make, every “copy & paste” direction I give you…

Even better – I’m going to get you started immediately on the most crucial step…making real money online for once…

I’ll show you exact steps to take so that you don’t just get “some money” a few days from now…

You get paid for your work EVERY MONTH, over and over…

Here’s why that’s crucial:

Usually if you recommend a product and make some sales, you’ll get your commission check a few weeks later, and that’s that.

However it’s a lot easier to plan your life, your business and your vacations if you’ve got consistent income.

And I’ll teach you how to achieve that. In fact…

For over a decade, the world’s top affiliates have all trained under me to see phenomenal results.

And they all use my strategy because it just keeps working.

When you’re your own boss, running your own affiliate marketing income stream, you are fully in control of how much money you make from day to day.

Want a raise?

Use my strategy.  

It’s a raise you can give yourself any time you want to make more money.

It’s a raise you give yourself over and over again.

It’s a raise nobody can take away from you.

And I highly, highly suggest that you do use my strategy to constantly upgrade the amount of money you’re making.

For example, one of the affiliate programs I started making just $500 a month with grew to a monstrous $225,622.31 within just the same year!

  (I will even show you exactly how I did it in the member’s area…)

So don’t get stuck in the trap of getting comfortable at just $10,000 per month.

You might think want consistent income like that…

Yet what you might not realize is that consistent,

increasing income isn’t just nice, it’s a necessity.

Because if you think financial independence means just earning enough to retire – think again.

One of my heroes, Andrew Carnegie knew that you need to make a LOT more money than you think, and you need to keep it handy.

Because when not if, the economy goes through chaos…

It’s the folks with cash-on-hand who can buy the property, the stable businesses, and the luxury goods that will multiply in value as the economy rebounds.

So because being a Super Affiliate allows you to generate massive paychecks quickly, you’ll be in the perfect position to profit no matter what happens to everyone else.

And think about my young friend Aaron…

His brush with disaster taught him another good lesson. Sometimes terrible things happen to good people. When disaster strikes, you can spend years trying to rebuild – or you can just cut a check and rebuild.

When you start to see the world through the eyes of a Super Affiliate, you’ll realize just how lucky you are to have escaped the rat-race…

Most people can’t do what we do.

Most people will never be able to profit massively during an economic crisis…

Most people will never be able to earn this much pure profit so consistently…

Super affiliates can do exactly that.

There’s no limit to how much you can earn when you don’t have to focus on a product, customer service, insurance, and all the other expenses that “normal businesses” need…

So now it’s time to choose.

You can continue to search…

You can leave this page, wondering if I’m “legit”.

You can try the sales gimmicks on Twitter and the expensive Facebook strategies that never seem to quite pan out.

You can buy the courses, and seminars, and “how to” information that leaves you with more questions than answers.

Or…

You can work with me directly, like I worked with Aaron.

You can get coached by me every month – and get specific answers to your questions…

You can follow a proven system…

Where I give you proven templates that give you the list of people who you’ll use to drive massive numbers of sales…

Emails that grab attention and make people want to buy from the offers you recommend…

Software that guarantees you’ll never have to touch a line of HTML, CSS, PHP, or do any other “tech stuff”.

I’ll even make this as simple as it gets:

I’ll give you a completely turnkey super affiliate business worth $1,497.00 for FREE…

And your business has the real potential to make thousands of dollars in commissions per day on complete autopilot!

Your business will be finished, by me, following my exact methodologies – so you don’t have to lift a finger. You don’t have to worry about paying a web hosting bill every month…

It’s yours because you’re working with me.

That means you have ZERO overhead.

Every check you get from your new business is now 100% profit.

You don’t have to worry about buying an autoresponder service that can handle hundreds of thousands of contacts, because I’ll give you access to mine.

You’ll be able to send as many emails as you want to thousands upon thousands of people.

You absolutely need a service like this – and while other companies charge hundreds or thousands per month, I will get you in for free.

If you want to go into a new market, you’ll get my personal page-building software that customizes your pages so you can strike while the iron is hot.

I will invite you into my inner circle, and give you access to our private online mastermind group.

That means you’ll have a supportive group of like minded individuals to support you, help you, and give you a leg up any time you need it.

I will personally make sure you never feel confused or stuck, because I’ll give you the same kind of quality training videos we use to get new employees up to speed in under two hours…

On top of ongoing support to make sure you always get help when you need it.

Sound good? (It should 😉 If so…

If you need to know more, I understand.

Here’s the detailed list of everything you’re getting when you become one of my newest VIP members…

This is an exclusive video series and secret manual that shows you exactly how to get started.

This is your quickstart training – it gives you my proprietary, patented strategies and methods. Since I’m opening up completely in the videos and manual, they are legally protected.

I wouldn’t normally put my secrets out in the open like this, but what we’ll go over in this blueprint will help you thrive fast, and get real cash from your new Super Affiliate website in 3 days or less.

Keep in mind, this is MANDATORY VIEWING. You absolutely need to get up to speed on all this before we have our first coaching call together.

(Value $1,997.00)

When you work with me, I make sure that you’re covered, no matter what.

You’ll have direct access to me and my team 24/7/365.

Just drop us an email anytime you get stuck, and we’ll get you un-stuck. We’re here to answer your questions, help you grow your business, and support you in any way we can.

When you work with me, you’re family.

(Value: $1,500.00)

What if you could be a fly on the wall as Super Affiliates traded secrets, set up deals with each other, and shared critical insights with one another?

What if that Super Affiliate group was hidden in plain sight – like an invite-only poker club hidden below a laundromat?

Well…that group exists…and you’re about to get an invite.

(Value: $2,000.00)

I’m going to do for you what I did for Aaron…

I’m building you a proven “done for you” turnkey super affiliate business that cranks out super affiliate commissions for you FAST.

You’re getting everything – just like I did for him – including the exact website, elements, email campaigns, copy and designs you need to make a fortune with…

…All completely DONE FOR YOU!

This normally costs $1,497.00 but it’s yours free today as a member…

You’ll own this business and keep all the profits you make from it as long as you’re a VIP member (no one else will do this for you…)

(Value: $1,497.00)

If you already have websites, you can stop paying your hosting company…

Because I’m giving you a free professional web hosting account on top of everything else.

So not only will I give you all the training and hand-holding you could ask for, I’m also going to save you some money in the process and take responsibility for keeping your site online and safe.

You’ll get the same powerful speeds and top-notch security features that I rely on to keep my businesses safe…and you can use this to host any websites you want.

So that’s one less thing you need to think about, and one less monthly bill to pay.

(Value: $497.00/year)

If you don’t like the idea of paying between $49.95 and $499.50 per month on email marketing, then I completely understand.

I’ve got an excellent, professional email platform with UNLIMITED autoresponders, campaigns, and broadcast tools you’ll want and need.

This is the same platform that companies like Aweber and Get Response charge high fees for.

You get this included here and you can use this for any business to host and email unlimited subscribers in your list (which I’ll teach you exactly how to build).

That’s the other major cost you’d normally have to pay – but since I’m paying for it, you’re not going to have ANY monthly services to pay for – for as long as you’re a VIP member.

(Value: $1,364.00/year)

The top Super Affiliates know that when an opportunity arises, the first to seize it will make an obscene fortune overnight.

The problem is, if you don’t have a web designer and tech guy on hand, there’s no WAY you can set up a website to cash in.

That’s why I’m giving you my personal proprietary secret Super Affiliate software that creates your entire business and website in MINUTES…

Without you having to code anything or do any tech stuff!

Just click, publish and profit. Simple.

(Value: $1,997.00/year)

Now on top of everything you’re already getting as a VIP member, you also get a…

That’s right, I won’t just leave you hanging with this new business you’ve got – instead you get to profit right now…

I’ll hand you a built-in passive income system to instantly fire up your first super affiliate money gusher.

If you’re new to super affiliate marketing, you might not realize that making huge cash windfalls on a product promotion isn’t all that hard to do…

Once you have a going business, all you do is fire off an email to your list and watch the money roll in – on demand every time. And you’ll be taught exactly how to do that anyway with this membership.

With an in-demand and TOP-NOTCH membership like Super Affiliates, all you do is promote it once and make PASSIVE income automatically each month.

When your referrals sign up, you get paid residual income monthly for as long as they stay members. And with a quality website like Super Affiliates…

Trust me – this is the EASIEST and most no-brainer money-making program EVER.

Super Affiliates VIP Membership is a surefire hot-seller, and you’ll get everything you need to make the cash and you even get trained step-by-step to profit as a member yourself.

Plus

ONLY you as an esteemed member will get exclusive access to members-only affiliate tools that nobody else can use. This makes everything so simple and easy for you to make “hands-free” income…

So don’t delay because every second you do so is like “lost” income to you…

What You Get

Your Benefits

Complete Commission Blueprint Step-by-step top secret blueprint to get your super affiliate business up and running quickly and easily…no matter where you’re starting from.

Mentoring And Support

Just drop us an email anytime you get stuck, and we’ll get you un-stuck. We’re here to answer your questions, help you grow your business, and support you in any way we can.

Super Affiliate Mastermind

Insider mastermind group where you meet, network and work with other super affiliates around the world!

Super Affiliate Business

Your own proven “done for you” turnkey super affiliate business that cranks out commissions FAST. Professional Web Hosting

You get a professional web hosting account on top of everything else…and you can use this to host any websites you want!

Email Platform And Autoresponder

You get a professional email platform with UNLIMITED autoresponders, campaigns, and broadcast tools! This is the same platform that companies like Aweber and Get Response charge high fees for.

Super Affiliate Software

You get my personal proprietary secret Super Affiliate software that creates your entire business and website in MINUTES…without you having to code anything or do any tech stuff! Just click, publish and profit. Simple.

Built-In Passive Income

Your built-in monthly passive income stream, and full access to members-only promotional tools so you can get a head start on the competition.

TOTAL GRAND VALUE = $10,852.00!

Your Investment = $397.00 Per Month

Number Of Members:

Current Price:

SPECIAL LAUNCH DISCOUNT  

(NEVER Repeated Again)

$37/Month! * Limited Time Only Next 100…

$97.00/Month Next 100…

$197.00/Month Next 100…

$297.00/Month After That…

$397.00/Month

Price Today: $397.00 $297.00 $197.00 $97.00

Today Only: $37/Month (Launch Discount)

Don’t pass out on me. That’s not a typo. But…

There are two big catches. And I’m doing this to keep people from distracting us as a group so that we can maximize your income.

1. You reserve your spot for as long as you’re a member – if you drop out, you may not be able to get back in.

Don’t just “try it out” unless you’re serious. You have my personal guarantee behind you if you change your mind, but be willing to commit before you sign up. You can cancel anytime.

2. The price will go up to $397.00 per month soon. This is not just an idle threat. This membership is way under priced as I want it to be a special deal for people who really need it.

I

f you reserve your place now, you’ll not only secure the lowest price for your membership, but you’ll also be protected against any future price increase.

You can get in immediately for less than what you pay for your cell phone before the price goes up…

(I reserve the right to end this discount at anytime without warning.)

You’re Not Just Getting Me As Your Coach…

You’re never going to find an all-access VIP pass like this anywhere else.

I’m doing this because I think you deserve better – and I can’t see the current Internet Marketing world going anywhere but DOWN.

The “gurus” are out of control.

The constant product launches are siphoning off money from folks like you who should be using every penny you have to get your online business to a point of profitability.

Too many people are wasting their last $997 on the latest fad – when they don’t even have an email list they can market to or an offer they can promote.

I’m giving you all of it on a silver platter because you deserve better, and because (unlike many of the other gurus) – I don’t need to charge a ton in order to pay my bills on time.

I’ve got money. I have plenty of money.

If you chip in a small $397.00 $297.00 $197.00 $97.00 $37/month now, you become part of my family.

And I take care of family first.

When you’re in my inner circle…

Test out my coaching, my software, and the online business I’ll build for you.

Let it run for 8 weeks or less.

If by the end of those 8 weeks, you aren’t earning what you hoped for…Then I’ll return your money with no BS, no hassles and no hard feelings. (What that means is that if you’re not 100% thrilled, you get your money back – even if your new website is earning a lot for you every day!)

Let Me Make This Clear:

I’m Giving You 110% Effort. I’m Helping You Create Massive Wealth From Your New Business.

I’m Holding Nothing Back When I Coach You…

I know there are a lot of professional “coaches” out there.

The thing that sets me apart is that I am not a coach per se. I am an entrepreneur. I actually run businesses every day.

I do what I teach –  so I can’t sign on to coach an endless number of future Super Affiliates.

I can accept a group of 500 right now – and then we’ll see if I can accept another in the future.

So if you leave this page now, you risk:

1) Missing out on a chance to train with me and learn the strategies I’ve relied on to become (and remain) “The World’s #1 Super Affiliate”.

2) Never seeing the landslide of money you can easily extract from a simple recommendation.

3) And you risk missing the chance to get the Super Affiliate business you need to break free of your current income limits.

  Most people plod along and accept their life.

Deep down, they may truly wish things were better…

But when you don’t have an opportunity to multiply your wealth…

To make money on demand…

To get paid every month for something you did a year ago…

When you don’t live the lifestyle of a Super Affiliate, it’s hard to believe that things can be dramatically better than they are right now.

You may have these deep desires yourself…

You may wish for a bigger house, a nicer car, a vacation with the people you love, financial freedom, security, independence…

And you may have a little voice in the back of your head telling you that:

“I can wait until my car breaks down to figure out how I’ll get a new one”

Or…

“I can stay at this job, even though it doesn’t pay well, because I might get a raise if I can prove myself..”

Or…

“I don’t need a fancy house – I wouldn’t want an indoor pool anyway”

Or the worst of all:

“When I win the lottery, I’ll….

Those voices exist for a reason.

They help to keep you sane.

Because when you deeply WANT something, yet you can’t even imagine how you’d get it…

It’s like an itch, buried deep under your skin.

The problem is…one day, you’re going to realize that doing nothing….

Waiting…

Denying your desires…

You’ll realize that none of those things help you get closer to the life you truly desire and deserve.

In fact, they keep you at arm’s length.

Those voices prevent a better future.

And so does the voice that says “I’ll do this tomorrow”.

So take my word for it –

As a guy who’s had to confront those voices many times…

It’s so much better when you say “I’m going for it – and I’m doing it right now.”

I look forward to working with you.

Click here now to join me…

I’ll see you in the member’s area…

To Your Super Affiliate Success!

PS. Check out this email I just got from a longtime friend who owns multiple million dollar businesses…

“Can I Send You $1,000?”

“Hey dude – I need to get your SA training for my affiliate team – but I’ve got so many subscriptions it’s driving me nuts.

Half of  it is for stuff I don’t even remember buying! Seriously, I’m spending thousands every month on stuff I don’t need – it’s insane.

Can I just PayPal you $1,000 for the training and skip all the support and coaching?

Thanks man, hope you and the fam are doing awesome.

And here’s my response:

“Sorry , I have to turn down your generous offer.

Also, I’m going to be a little tough on you – because I know you and you should understand much better than this.

Remember what Dave said at last month’s mastermind?

“The monthly charge isn’t for the training, it’s for

speed.”

You can go the slow way that wastes your time, or the fast way that leverages mine.

Your choice.

But you should choose to let me train your team.

They

will get stuck. They will run into problems. It’s just part of making money online. You know this better than most people.

Now, you could do all the work…

Answer all of their questions…

Get them unstuck…

Solve their problems…

Or, you can

let me and my team do that.

Dude, you’re one of the highest paid guys I know.

…Are you really going to spend an hour or so a day solving problems and coaching your team (which is at least $15,000 of your time)…

Or do you want to spend $1.23 per day, and have me and my team take all the questions and get your affiliate program up and cranking for you.

the money you’ll be making will make that $1.23 per day look like chump change, and I think you know this.

You know I respect you, so respect yourself, and your time.

Let me train your team. They’ll get the same high-touch support I give all my students, and you know I’ll get you profitable fast 😉

Ewen

Is this for newbies or experienced marketers, how will I benefit?

This is perfect for ANYONE, regardless of experience or skill levels. Everything is clearly explained and you’ll be guided in a step-by-step fashion.

Even if you’re a complete beginner, you’ll get results as long as you’re willing to treat this like a real business, put in the right effort and stay committed to your success.

Remember, you’re getting coached personally by the “World’s #1 Super Affiliate” PLUS getting your super affiliate business built for you…

So if you want the PROVEN way to make real money online from affiliate marketing, this is your best choice.

Does this work in any niche or industry?

Yes of course, the strategies and methods you’ll learn are universal and apply to all niches and industries. Ewen uses the same system to profit from many different niches online…and so can you!

Does this work on windows and mac? Both. This is a global online membership that just requires an internet connection, regardless of where you are in the world. The strategies and methods you learn also work universally so you can do this ANYWHERE.

How can I get started, I don’t know anything. The best way is to follow the STEP-BY-STEP proven blueprint and training in the member’s area. We’ll also be guiding you every step of the way.

“Not knowing anything” now is actually GREAT as you’ll be learning the correct system and setting the right foundation.

Will I really get everything to make money as a super affiliate in just this ONE membership? Absolutely! Ewen created this exclusive membership to be the internet’s MOST COMPLETE and ULTIMATE resource for super affiliate marketing.

You get real coaching, training, tools, support, software, web hosting account and even your own professional autoresponder account…ALL-IN-ONE convenient member’s area!

Is this a “get rich quick” or “pyramid” scheme?

No way! Not at all. This is an exclusive (but limited) membership that gives you the real coaching, training, support and more you can use to build a REAL BUSINESS online…

All based on Ewen’s credibility and years and years of “in the trenches” experience on the internet.

How fast can I see results with this membership?

As fast as you can start to take action. This can be immediate, a few days or weeks, depending on your own approach. We also build you a money-making super affiliate website to get you started successfully.

Why do I need to invest a monthly fee?

Because then you can be continuously coached and guided to make more money every month. You’ll also be given all the tools and software necessary to become successful. This is a small investment to build your own business and you can also cancel anytime with no obligations or hurt feelings.

Does this come with a money back guarantee?

Yes, you have 8 full weeks to try everything and if you’re ever unhappy, you can get all your money back by sending us an email at support @ superaffiliates.com (remove spaces)!

Why is there a limit to the numbers of members you can take in? Because we provide real coaching and training to you, apart from everything else you get as a VIP member.

This takes time and effort and we can only take in a limited number of members before closing access permanently. Take action now before the door closes forever…

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S1 Blacklisters

Blacklisters: Season One

Ranko Zamani 

No. 52 Deceased

Red: You must have many questions, so let’s begin with the most important one. Why I’m here. Remember the 1986 attack on the U.S. Embassy in Damascus, the abduction of the six foreign nationals from the French consulate in Algiers in ’97, or the 2002 breach of the Krungthai Bank in Bangkok? You see these events as unrelated. I can tell you one man is responsible for all three. His name is Ranko Zamani. You want him. I want him. So let’s say for the moment our interests are aligned. Tech: Ranko Sinisa Zamani. Serbian national educated in the U.S. Cooper: Ranko Zamani’s been dead for six years. He’s a non–existent threat. Red: Then a dead man just stepped off United 283 from Munich to Dulles. Tech: He entered the country under the name Sacha M. Chacko. Tech 2: Cleared customs at 10:56 a.m. Ressler: Hey, listen up, people. The lab just pulled a latent print from the airline arm rest. Nine points of comparison. Zamani’s alive. Cooper: You have my attention. Red: Were you wrong? Cooper: I was wrong. Red: Yes, you were wrong. At least it’s not the first time. Familiar territory. Now, I’ll give you Zamani, but first – Cooper: No “but firsts.” You don’t decide anything. Red: Agent Cooper, you’ve overestimated your authority. I said I’ll help you find Zamani, and I will. But from this point forward, there’s one very important rule: I speak only with Elizabeth Keen.

Red: Within the hour, Ranko Zamani will abduct the daughter of U.S. General Daniel Ryker. There’ll be some kind of diversion, communications will be scrambled, then he’ll grab the girl. He wants to be out of the country within 36 hours. If you don’t move quickly, she will die. That’s what I know. Liz: And how do you know this? Red: Because I’m the one who got him into the country.

The Freelancer, Joe

No. 145 Apprehended

Red: You’re asking the wrong questions. I’m trying to help you with a matter of some urgency. It’s your choice whether you listen to me or not, but there will be an incident at 11:00 this morning at the Decatur Industrial Park. I would send ambulances.

Cooper: 60 people are dead because of you. Red: 60 people are dead because you don’t return my calls, Harold. If you want to save lives and catch the bad guys, pay attention. Cooper: They’re not going to make your deal. Red: That’s unfortunate. The next name on my list is an absolute snake. Cooper: The train. How did you know? Red: I know lots of things. But the train I didn’t. I knew the time, the place, but the train was a big surprise. Cooper: We’ve ruled out terrorism. Red: Look at the list of casualties, Harold. You’ll find some councilwoman from Albany. Apparently she’s been tangling with some rather cunning, powerful people. Cooper:You’re saying the derailment was an assassination? Red: I’m not saying anything. Unless it’s to Elizabeth Keen.

Red: The train accident was no accident. You know that. But what you don’t know is the man behind it- is quite prolific. He’s responsible for a slew of other premeditated killings just like this one, disguised as accidents. Shall I go on? A building collapses in Moscow, a ferry capsizes on the Brahmaputra River. These are the events we’ve come to expect on the evening news. But in truth, there’s always more to the story. Hidden between the facts and figures, the victims and the heroes, there’s always a murder. The work of a man who disguises his killings in the headlines of everyday tragedies. Ressler: What proof do you have? Red: His work is difficult to detect, but the victims are there. An appellate court judge in Ohio, a French diplomat who dies in a plane crash. Look closer. The pattern will emerge. Over the last seven years, more than 3,000 innocent civilians have died, all collateral victims as a result of this man’s unique methods. In the 20–odd years I’ve been working my side of the tracks, I have not encountered another contractor who’s had as significant an impact on the civilian population as he. He’s rivaled only by governments and terrorist organizations. And you’ve never heard of him. I have it on good authority that his next contract will take him to New York. This is not an opportunity to ponder or deliberate, because once he’s done, he’s gone. Cooper: This guy have a name? Red: They call him “The Freelancer.” Cooper: And how do we find him? Red: You don’t find him. I do. Ressler: What, are you two pen pals? You guys send each other, uh... coded e–mails? Red: I don’t have e-mail or a phone or an address. I prefer to handle my business face–to–face. Liz: You’ve met him. Red: Once. I brokered a few jobs. He works through an intermediary. He might be for sale. Perhaps I should set a meeting.

Wujing

No. 84 Apprehended

Red: An opportunity has come our way. Yesterday, the Chinese killed a C.I.A. agent in Shanghai. They took his computer, which they thought could decode a message they intercepted. It couldn’t. They’ve asked me to help. Liz: I’m sorry. You’re decoding C.I.A. messages on behalf of the Chinese? Red: Now you see, you make it sound like treason. So black and white. It’s not. It’s green. The fact is, American secrets are for sale by an assortment of reputable vendors, myself included. If I don’t do this, someone else will. The man who’s paying me is called Wujing. Perhaps you’ve heard of him. Formerly, he worked for the Ministry of State Security. He’s not officially sanctioned by the Chinese. But unofficially, he’s contracted to take out rival agents – American, British. The message likely contains the name of another agent.

Red: Listen, this is a guy who the intelligence community has been talking about for decades as if he were a figment. You don’t even know if he’s real or not. Well, he is real – very. And I’m giving you the opportunity to grab him. Now, the good news is he’s not even in China. He’s right here in your own backyard. If we play our cards right, I can still make Lisbon by breakfast.

Red: WDCJ – a small radio station five miles from here. The building was purchased six years ago by a corporation fronting for the Chinese government.

The Stewmaker, Stanley Kornish

No. 161 Deceased

Red: The Stewmaker is a true blacklister. The only fellow to engage when one has a particular sort of disposal problem. He’s a chemical expert who turns his victims into chemical stew, thus the nom de guerre. No DNA. No nothing. He makes corporeal problems literally disappear. But, it’s much more than the proficiency of his tradecraft that gets him on the list. He’s a trophy collector. Remembrances of his victims. Memori morti. Now, you’ve lost your witness and with him your case. But the Stewmaker is the key to so much more. He’s served the needs of international syndicates, repressive regimes, anyone with a need and the means to pay. The Stewmaker knows where all the bodies are buried. He’s got the answers to hundreds of unsolved murders. Ressler: So, how do we get him? Red: He’s notoriously cautious. I don’t even know who he is or where he bases his operation. And believe me, I’ve tried to find him. Liz: Lorca knows. If not his name, he knows how to make contact. Red: Yes. I suggest you encourage Mr. Lorca to share that information. The Stewmaker is obviously here now, but he won’t be for long. And if you let him slip away, he’ll be as gone as his victims and you’ll never see him again.

The Courier, Tommy Phelps

No. 85 Deceased

Red: Have you ever wondered how criminals who know they can’t trust one another are still able to conduct business with each other? Liz: They replace trust with fear and the threat of violence. Red: The next target on the blacklist is a physical embodiment of both. He’s known as the Courier, and his involvement in a transaction virtually guarantees its success. Once he’s hired to make a delivery, he can’t be bribed, he can’t be stopped. If either a party attempts to double–cross the other, he kills them both. The perfect middleman for an imperfect world.

Red: A few years ago, some of my associates encountered the Courier in an opium den in Cairo. He killed two of them. If he still has a taste for the poppy, there’s a man who may be able to help us.

Red: He’s in the dirt. Liz: What? Red: The refrigerator. It’s a coffin. The Courier buries things under his skin. He’s in the dirt- right here.

Gina Zanetakos

No. 152 Still at large

Red: People think it matters who occupies that house. It doesn’t. Multinational corporations and criminals run the world. Liz: I thought we were here to talk about Tom. Red: You’ve obviously heard of corporate espionage – companies trying to beat other companies to be the first hand on the dollar. But what if it were taken a few steps further? In 1982, seven people in Chicago were killed by an over–the–counter drug laced with potassium cyanide. The company’s market share went from 35 to 8. It was never determined how the drug was poisoned, but I will tell you someone was hired to do that. Remember those tire recalls, Chernobyl? Deliberate and malevolent actions taken by corporations to protect their vital interests. Nothing happens by chance. That’s why I’m here, Lizzy. Because there’s a woman. Gina Zanetakos. Liz: I don’t know who that is. Red: Gina Zanetakos is a corporate terrorist. And frankly, she’s the best of the bunch. Lizzy, if you want to find the truth about your husband, then you need to find Gina. Liz: Why? Does she know Tom? Red: Because she’s Tom’s lover.

Frederick Barnes

No. 47 Deceased

Red: The man you’re looking for is named Frederick Barnes, a former defense research scientist out of ARPAX Systems in Annapolis. You may not be familiar with his name, but you’re likely familiar with his work- biochemical agents such as cytochlorin, black phosphorus, paratoxin. Barnes headed the project team that developed all of them. But he was more than just a research scientist. He was gifted, a savant of government–sanctioned mass killing. Liz: What do you mean, “was”? Red: Five years ago, the man quit his job, sold his house, and entered the free market. Started selling his creations to the highest bidder- autocrats, terrorists, me. Liz: Betraying your country and auctioning off its secrets. Where have I heard that before? Red: You want to compare him to me? Be my guest. I’m perfectly comfortable with what I am. But please, make no mistake – Frederick Barnes is a very special animal, one with the tools and know-how to kill thousands and thousands of people all at once. What he’s lacked until now has been the desire. Liz: So, what’s changed? Red: Well, that’s the question. Barnes has always operated with a certain level of detachment – always the designer, the seller, never the delivery agent of his own weapons. But if Barnes is now willing to use his work to kill indiscriminately, then he is, quite literally the most dangerous man in the world.

Red: Barnes may be a scientist, but he’s also a killer. And in that line of work, a survivor is considered unfinished business.

Red: Every cause has more than one effect. Say what you will about Frederick, but someone who’s willing to burn the world down to protect the one person they care about – That’s a man I understand.

General Ludd, Nathaniel Wolff

No. 109 Apprehended

Red: You’re speaking as if an individual is responsible for this. It’s far bigger than you might think. It’s a movement.

Liz: Reddington believes General Ludd is behind the attack. They take their name from the leader of a 19th-century group called the Luddites, a militant wing of a popular struggle against early industrial capitalism. Meera: 1997- Davos, Switzerland. Ludd took credit for a car bomb that hit the economic international summit. Nine people killed, including two European finance ministers. 2005, Ludd released the source code protecting trade data for international stockholders. They caused a computer glitch that cost the market a few hundred million. Ressler: That I can appreciate – trimming the fat off the fat cats. Liz: This group is incredibly well-educated. They’re as disciplined as any terrorist cell. Identifying the members has been impossible. Cooper: Does Reddington tell you he can I.D. one of these guys? Liz: Better. Says he can identify the group’s founder, Nathaniel Wolff. Says he’s the man ultimately responsible for taking down that plane. This is the only known image of him that we have.

Red: Years ago, I used to smuggle small shipments of oaxaca-highland gold into this airstrip. Beautiful space. Bumpy as hell. You know, Mr. Wolff, I admire your commitment. Others may doubt you, may think your revolutionary talk is just that- talk to cover your grief but I think not. You really do want this country’s financial system to fail. And if I’m not mistaken, you’ve come up with an ingenious way to make that happen. Wolff/Ludd: Who are you? Red: No doubt, the feds are congratulating themselves this very minute for recovering the blueprint they assume is real, but you and I know it’s not. It’s a fake. Wolff: How you know that? Red: You swapped the drives, gave the feds a counterfeit. If the mint uses it, billions of dollars of counterfeit currency will be circulated, bankrupting this country. Wolff: And you’re gonna, what – stop me? Turn me in? Red: I’m gonna rob you. Because unlike you, I happen to believe in capitalism. I like money. I like the lifestyle it affords me. I like the things that happen when you give it away. What becomes of you and General Ludd once you board that plane is none of my concern, though it is worth noting that a true luddite would burn the plane rather than fly in it. But whatever. Your irony. At any rate, have a safe flight. And buckle up. This runway is a bitch.

Anslo Garrick

No. 16 Deceased

Red: Listen to me. If this intel was disseminated, it was done so directly to you. It’s canned, which means Anslo Garrick intends to attack this facility. Ressler: Oh, you think he wanted us to bring you here? Red: What do I think? I think we have a songbird in our midst, and until I find out who’s singing, I don’t trust anyone because someone helped to bring him here. Ressler: To a black site. Why? Red: Because I’m asymmetrical. I don’t need visas, passports, travel documents. Give me a bug-out bag and 30 seconds, and I’m on my way to anywhere in the world. Garrick knows this. He needs me contained, landlocked. So he fed you phony intel to trigger your security protocol and now you’ve done exactly as he wished. He got you to bring me here so that he could attack this facility. Ressler: He doesn’t even know this place exists. Red: All he does is extract people from places that don’t exist, places exactly like this. Garrick exfils high-level detainees always by considerable force. He liberated Mahmoud Al Azok from an Alcatraz–like CIA black site in the Bering Sea. Meera: That was Shining Path, a splinter cell. Azok has ties to a Caribbean money launderer. Red: No. That was Garrick, paid by that same Peruvian money launderer to make it appear as though Shining Path broke him out. It was Garrick. He almost exclusively works with a group of heavily armed, highly skilled mercenaries who call themselves The Wild Bunch – former flag wavers made over in Frankenstein–like fashion into bloodless, country-less killers. Garrick is not a precision instrument. He’s a blunt-force object and seemingly immune to bullets. I can attest to this first-hand having put one in his head years ago at point-blank range. Harold, this building is about to be breached.

Red: You know, Anslo, I’m looking at you, and I got to say I’m really surprised. With the access you now have to top-notch plastic surgeons, why you haven’t done something anything about that horrific scar. I mean, how do you wake up to that staring back at you in the mirror every morning? But you know what? It’s not the scar. It’s really the eye. But hey, lucky you. I normally carried Hydra-Shok hollow points. I was trying out a new series of center-fire wadcutters that week. It’s probably the only thing that saved your life, really – me switching ammo. Think about that little irony now every time you randomly find your reflection or are reminded of that unfortunate thing I’ve done to your face. Think about it. Garrick: You trashed a one-of-a-kind partnership. Red: We were never partners, Anslo. You violated whatever trust I had in you. So, naturally I did what I always did – And beat you. And you did what you always did – got beaten by me.

Garrick: You watch out for Old Red here. He may not look like much, but I once saw him kill a Somali with a wire hanger. Red: Simpler days, Anslo. Garrick: Simpler days. Right.

Red: You’re greedy, Anslo. You went behind my back, made deals you knew I wouldn’t approve. What did you expect? Garrick: I suppose I expected something better than a bullet in the face, Red.

The Good Samaritan Killer, Karl Hoffman aka Victor

No. 106 Deceased

Red: I don’t know about serial killers, but I do know about torture, and there is no one–size–fits–all. If you really want to hurt someone, you need to tailor your attack specifically to that person. Perhaps the killer’s methods, the injuries he inflicts tell you less about him and more about his victims.

The Alchemist, Eric Trettel

No. 101 Deceased

Red: There’s someone I think you should find. He’s a man who protects the guilty by preying on the innocent. He’s killed women, children, infants if need be– whatever the particular job calls for. I bring this to your attention because I’ve learned that he’s been contracted to protect Pytor Madrczyk and his wife. Liz: The mob informant? Red: The same. Liz: And this blacklister – does he have a name? Red: They call him the Alchemist. Liz: Why do they call him the Alchemist? Red: Because he relies upon science to transform one person into another.

Red: Lizzy, this man is a forensic virtuoso. He’s an artist who paints in blood and saliva samples. Human tissue is his canvas. I’m not ashamed to say he’s even better than me at helping people disappear, which is why Madrczyk hired him and not myself.

Red: I don’t know even half of it. I’ve heard rumors– removing the white blood cells from the victim and replacing them with the red blood cells of his client, leaving clone DNA at crime scenes to mislead the police, even incorporating synthetic DNA into genuine human tissue. Liz: So this isn’t just evidence tampering. This is genetic manipulation. Red: Yes. It’s a trade in death. The guilty give their blood and genetic identity. The innocent give their life for the guilty to live. If you find the Alchemist, you have a chance to resurrect the dead, to bring to justice some of the most vile creatures who ever lived.

Red: Tell me what you know. Liz: Two bodies at the wife’s house– a woman and a girl– doubles for his family. Trettel– he’s a cipher, closed off from the world, shut away in his lab. But now he’s on the run. He must be leaving some kind of trail– bank records uh, wiring money to his new identity. Red: You don’t have time for that. Go back to the wife and daughter. He’s not alone anymore. You have to look to their lives in order to find him. They’re the ones that matter. They are his vulnerability. Liz: The wife– she’s a nurse, single mom. The daughter– she’s sick. Diabetic. Red: There you are.

The Cyprus Agency, Owen Mallory aka Michael Shaw

No. 64 Apprehended

Red: There’s nothing more profound and of lasting consequence than the decision to have a child. The exploitation and perversion of that decision is the stock and trade of a truly evil organization – the Cyprus Adoption Agency. Liz: Adoption? You want me to believe this is a coincidence? Tom and I are adopting a baby, and you serve up an adoption agency? Red: Life is full of lovely little ironies. The Cyprus Agency offers a promise of something very special– perfection. Their clients are ordering from an unlimited genetic menu, the characteristics of the child they want to bring home. But the evil is not in what the agency offers. It’s in how they get it done. The Cyprus Agency is in the abduction business. They don’t locate kids for adoption. They steal them and adopt them out to new parents. And moving stolen children is difficult. There’s copious amounts of paperwork. Liz: They’re using a forger. Red: One of the best. But I’m biased. He’s one of my best. Lizzy, I’m giving you the chance to take down a criminal organization that is abducting babies from their mothers’ arms. This is the next child the Cyprus Agency will deliver. A boy, less than two weeks from now. Liz: Who is he really? Red: I have no idea. But he’s about to become the child of David and Wendy Roland.

Red: You’re so linear. Liz: What’s that supposed to mean? Red: The FBI and the police– the way they teach you to think never ceases to amaze me. Lizzy, not every missing child is on the back of a milk carton. Liz: But who wouldn’t report a missing child? Red: People who won’t or can’t go to the police. Liz: Criminals. Red: Run the DNA again. This time, don’t look for an exact match. Look at the relatives. You want to find where those kids came from, that’s how.

Madeline Pratt

No. 73 Still at large

Red: Do you have any idea how much the US government has spent on signals intelligence in the past year? Liz: No. Red: Your country has become a nation of eavesdroppers– frequency domains, triangulation, satellites, crypto-whatever. You’ve forgotten that what matters most is human intelligence– alliances, relationships, seduction. Madeline Pratt is a master at… Liz: Madeline Pratt? Madeline Pratt is- Red: ...a thief and a woman of singular talents. Liz: And now you want something of hers and you expect the FBI to help you get it. Red: It was the right decision- not to have the baby. Liz: What did she take from you? Red: I’m sorry for your suffering. Liz: Madeline Pratt. How do we find her? Red: Finding her is easy. Catching her is difficult. Luckily, she’s asked me to help her plan a heist.

Red: This is the Madeline Pratt you all know and love– politically active, influential, a good citizen. What you don’t know is the Madeline Pratt that I love. $6 million in diamonds stolen from a DeBeers outpost in the Congo. Security fibers used in printing the Czech koruna, taken from a mint in Prague and used to produce counterfeit bank notes. The Madeline Pratt you know fosters relationships with incredibly powerful people. The ones you don’t exploits those relationships in ways that impact national security. Ressler: Well, we can’t just arrest her. We have no evidence. Red: What you do have is an opportunity, which brings us back to the Effigy of Atargatis. Madeline feels her profile is too high right now to steal it herself, so she’s asked for my help. Meera: Where is the Effigy? Red: Secure wing in the Syrian embassy, for now. But it will likely be repatriated at any moment, which means Maddie is rushed and vulnerable. She’s trying to make a grab that would normally take months to plan. Cooper: Do the Syrians know what’s inside the effigy? Meera: If they did, it would be in Damascus by now. Red: I can only assume, Harold, that Madeline has a Russian patron since it’s the Russians who want to protect the identities of the Kungur Six.

Red: We have a problem. I had my people run background on the guest list for tonight’s event. The file’s on the Ottoman. Rasil Kalif– notorious playboy– works as a cultural attaché in the Syrian embassy. Apparently, Madeline’s been seeing him for some time. Liz: Why is that a problem? Red: Cultural attaché is Kalif’s cover. Truth is he’s been recruited as an asset by the Russian Bratva– he’s a mobster. My guess is he’s the one who hired Maddie to steal the Effigy. And right about now, she’s walking into the embassy as his date.

The Judge, Ruth Kipling

No. 57 Apprehended

Red: Lizzy. Have you seen the paper? Liz: What about it? Red: Mark Hastings, US Attorney from Maryland. Twelve years ago, he indicted the head of the Reynoso Cartel. A week later, he went missing. Liz: I remember. The Bureau assumed it was a retribution killing. Red: Yeah well, two days ago, he was found wandering on a road in Pennsylvania. Nobody knows where he’s been. Liz: Was he in hiding? Red: I believe he was held captive, but not by the Reynoso cartel. It’s all quite a mystery. They say he’s too traumatized to speak. But if what I believe about Hastings is true, if he has been held captive all these years, then it would confirm that the myth is true – The Judge is real. Liz: The Judge? Red: Every culture has a justice myth, an avenging angel who exacts retribution for the weak and innocent. Golem for the Jews, Tu Po for the Chinese. The Ancient Greeks had Adrestia, the Goddess Of Revenge. Liz: And we have The Judge. Red: Think of him as a prisoner’s court of last resort. When your legal appeals have all been exhausted and there is no hope left, you can make one last plea to The Judge. Liz: What kind of plea? Red: Prisoners can state their case, argue their innocence, explain why they were convicted unfairly and who is responsible – a prosecutor, a corrupt detective, maybe an incompetent public defender. Liz: This demand for justice – where does it go? Red: Supposedly, it’s passed among inmates until it finally reaches some book depository at the Federal Penitentiary in Monroe, Virginia. Liz: And then? Red: Nobody knows for sure. Nobody’s ever met him. Somehow, the appeals make their way to The Judge. He reviews the case, and if he thinks you’re innocent, he evens the score. If freedom or life were taken unfairly, he demands the same in return – an eye for an eye.

Red: Of course. A woman. Rifkin: If you came to advocate on behalf of Agent Cooper – Red: I didn’t. I came to advocate on behalf of you. After devoting your life to a pursuit of the truth, to making things right, it would be such a shame in your last act to get it so wrong. This is a classified Pentagon file on the Rifkin case. In the spirit of full disclosure, it’s a felony for me to have it or for you to see it. But under the circumstances, who are we to quibble? It states that on October 3, 2002- US military intelligence officers deployed a unit by helicopter to the village of Guldara in the Kabul Province of Afghanistan to extract an asset whose identity had been compromised. The Taliban in the area with whom Alan Ray Rifkin had aligned himself got word of the informant and advanced on the village. But they were too late. The boys had extracted their asset and left. Angry and suspicious of others, the Taliban and Rifkin set fire to the village and executed inhabitants. Dozens of women and children were killed at the hands of the Taliban in response to U.S. military intelligence in the area. I guess, fearing more headlines, the Pentagon wanted no association with the incident, so they covered it up. That is what happened. That is the truth. That’s why you’re not gonna light up Agent Cooper today. Alan Ray Rifkin wasn’t executed because of a beating or because of a cover-up. He was executed because of the truth. Now, you and I could talk for days about the whys and why-nots of an execution, but at the end of it all, in the final moment, the only irrefutable fact is- you better be right. And I’m betting you’re not so sure. Kipling: How could you possibly know what I’m thinking? Red: Mark Hastings. You let him go because he had served his time- because this has always been about justice in your eyes, not blind revenge. The day you started this, you knew it would inevitably end, that when you released your first prisoner, you would get caught. You don’t want to diminish your legacy of righteousness because of him- which is why you’re going to surrender.

Mako Tanida

No. 83 Deceased

Red: I heard Agent Raimo was relieved of his viscera. Ressler: If you had anything to do with this- Red: Agent Ressler, please. Ressler: What was it, payback for Vienna? Red: I’m the one who reached out to you, Donald. And it wasn’t to revisit all the times I eluded your little coterie of door–kickers who pursued me with such fervor and zeal. I came to discuss a former associate of mine who your team arrested along the way, Mako Tanida. Ressler: The Yakuza boss? He’s in prison. Red: He was. Two days ago, he broke out of Abashiri. If you ask the Japanese, they’ll skirt it. They claim Abashiri is escape-proof. It’s embarrassing. They’re touchy about that sort of thing. I suspect Tanida is the one who killed your agent friend. Ressler: So you want to help me find him? Let me guess he double-crossed you, and you want his head in a box. Red: There’s a thought. But for the moment, the scalp I’m worried about is yours. Tanida is disciplined, relentless. If he did kill Agent Raimo, there’s the distinct possibility he’s just getting started. I fear Donald, that you’re being hunted by a vengeful, ruthless killer.

Liz: We need your help. We have to find Tanida before Ressler does. We’ve looked through his financials, his prison contacts, the brother, who- Red: Tensei? Liz: The reborn. Red: He’s dead. Liz: What do you mean, he’s dead? Aiko Tanida is running his brother’s empire. Red: Aiko Tanida died the day his brother was captured by Ressler’s task force. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know the difference between a water buffalo and a musk ox.

Ivan

No. 88 Still at large

Red: A car accident. Killed the driver, Nathan Platt. Liz: Why am I looking at it? Red: Because it was no accident. The crash was engineered by a notorious cyber criminal known only as Ivan, or Ivan. Please. Liz: And you know this how? Red: I’ve had some experience with the man. He stole from me. His brother and I spent a delightful evening sharing stories over a plate of meat jelly and half a gallon of vodka. All the while, Ivan had his hand in my wallet. Liz: My job isn’t to settle your grudges, so I’m gonna need a little more than your gut instinct that Ivan was involved. Red: How about a confession? Ivan took credit for the hit in some deep, dark recess of the internet– a place only inhabited by scary people and reckless teenagers. A place where curiosity inevitably kills the cat. Liz: So, Ivan ran some guy off the road. Or are you thinking it’s something a little more sophisticated? Red: Given his technological skills, he wouldn’t even need to get his hands dirty. Ivan’s had a very long career. Ten years of collapsing Russian markets, selling off government secrets, disrupting Siberian pipeline. Liz: It sounds like his beef’s with Moscow. Red: This is the first time Ivan’s ever struck on US soil, a fact that should have you all very concerned because whatever he has planned, this is only the very beginning.

Red: So, the federal government has armed a cyber terrorist with the digital equivalent of a nuclear warhead. Another fabulous example of your tax dollars at work and yet another reason why I don’t pay taxes. Liz: State’s reaching out to the Russians, but getting them to cooperate will be one thing, and actually finding this Ivan will be a separate problem altogether. Red: Kastrychnitski Rayon. It’s in Minsk, Belarus. That’s where Ivan is currently. Liz: Wait, when did you learn this? Red: I’ve always known this. Liz: And it didn’t occur to you to say something earlier? Red: You FBI are such blunt instruments. Lizzy, you don’t just swoop in and arrest a man like Ivan because you know what he’ll tell you once he’s in custody? Nothing. Liz: I assume you have a better idea? Red: If you want to know what Ivan is up to, you have to get him to share that. Not because he has to-because he wants to. Liz: How do I do that? Red: We create a problem for him and then solve it. And to do that, we need to take a field trip.

Red: Perhaps the face escapes you. My card. Allow me to refresh your memory. Grand Cayman Bank account number: 1210227579. It held approximately $5 million, and then- suddenly, it didn’t. It was a clever hack. Kudos and all that. But I’ve come to collect – with interest. Ivan: Sorry, friend. I have no interest. Red: I wouldn’t go out there if I were you. Ivan: Is that some kind of a threat? Red: Yes, but not from me. Seems you’ve stirred up the borscht, Ivan. Murdering that NSA troll got the FBI talking to the FSB. Now you’re neck-deep in the beets, Ivan. They’ve issued an arrest order for you. According to my informant, they’re en route here now.

Red: So tell me, Ivan, what are your intentions? I assume you took the Skeleton Key for one of three reasons– some dastardly deed you have planned, something dastardly someone else has planned, or you’ve lined up a buyer and have no idea what they have planned. I’m curious, what’s your price? Ivan: Honestly, I haven’t given it much thought. Red: Don’t be coy, Ivan. Whatever the number, I can likely double it. You could probably use the retirement money right about now. You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you? Ivan: The hack in DC, the NSA agent – it wasn’t me. Red: Then who was it? Ivan: I don’t know, but he’s been using my name. Look, my contempt is not for the US. It’s always been with Russia. Last thing I need is a Hellfire drone missile up my zadnitsa, right? Red: Then if you didn’t do it, who did? Ivan: Whoever it is, they’re very good at covering their tracks. I haven’t been able to ID them yet. Red: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

Red: So, how exactly does a 17-year-old kid slip through your fingers? Liz: He hacked the school’s security system and activated the automated evac protocols. Red: If you ever find him, ask him if he’d like to earn some extra money.

Milton Bobbit

No. 135 Deceased

Red: esterday in Brooklyn, a taxi drove into the back of a truck under the 86th Street L Train, killing the driver and his female passenger. It’s being reported as an accident, but I suspect, in fact it may be murder. The work of The Undertaker. He’s a broker of death, a man who somehow convinces ordinary people to kill on his behalf. Murder/suicide is his signature. How he recruits, nobody knows, but if this accident is his work, it gives you a rare glimpse into the way he operates and a chance to find him.

Red: How’s your case developing, Lizzy? Liz: We have one of the assassins in custody. We’re taking him in for questioning now. Red: Have you figured out how he selects them, the common denominator? Liz: They’re all sick. We know from their autopsies they’re terminally ill. Red: Well, there you have it. You only know these assassins were ill because of their autopsies and police reports. You know after they’re already dead. But somehow, The Undertaker knows before. Find out how he knows that, and you’ll find your man.

The Pavlovich Brothers

No. 119-122 Deceased

Red: I’m afraid there’s something quite timely afoot. The Pavlovich Brothers are back in town.

Red: Lizzy, if you want to find where the Pavlovich brothers are, you need to find out where they’ve been.

Liz: We have a lead on Xiaoping Li. Red: Excellent. Tell me. Liz: We think she’s being held at Halifax Agro-Chem in Falls Church. We’re assembling a team.

Liz: Where is she? Red: Who? Liz: Xiaoping Li. You took her. You used the FBI and the Pavlovich brothers to get to Tom and what, get Xiaoping? Make some bigger deal? Trade on her secrets? Red: I have no use for germ warfare. And as for using the FBI? I wouldn’t be in this relationship if there wasn’t a mutual benefit. Liz: Where is she? Red: I don’t know. I tried to bargain for her life, but negotiations went sideways. It was all I could do to get Tom. Liz: If we don’t find her- if she gets sent back to the Chinese, she’s gonna die. Red: Tell me what you know. Liz: We think they’re putting her on a cargo ship. We’re not sure. We’re looking over the manifests, timetables, – and shipping routes. Red: She isn’t cargo, Lizzy. She’s contraband. This is a smuggling operation. And nothing gets smuggled in or out of the Chesapeake without Rolph Cisco knowing about it. Have Donald pay him a visit.

The Kingmaker

No. 42 Deceased

Red: The Kingmaker. I’ve never met the man, but I recently lost a great deal of time and money to his talents. He’s single–handedly responsible for the rise and fall of some of the world’s most pivotal politicians and statesmen. Liz: He’s what, some kind of political strategist? Red: He’s raised opposition research to an art form. He arranges scandals, exploits proclivities, assassinates when necessary. I don’t know how he chooses his clients, but they say he grooms them from an early age- the right universities mentors, even spouses. And when they’re ready to run, he does whatever it takes to assure their victory. Liz: He’s causing trouble for some politician in your pocket, and now you want the FBI to arrest him? Red: Yes. Please. And thank you. My sources say he left Prague within the last 12 hours on a flight to the United States. Liz: These cases- you often ask for something in return. Now I’m asking. Tom. I want to know his every move. Red: The Kingmaker is on his way, Lizzy, and whatever he intends to touch will turn very nasty.

Liz: You think he did this? Red: Some freshman politician is suddenly thrust into the spotlight, his selfless heroism on full display. I suspect Assemblyman Patrick Chandler’s poll numbers are about to go through the roof. It just reeks of The Kingmaker. Liz: I just watched a man give CPR to his dying wife, and you’re telling me it was a media stunt? Red: Yes. Go out to the bridge. Perhaps you can figure out why there aren’t any tire marks.

Liz: I told you, there’s nothing here. Red: If The Kingmaker chose that pay phone of all the phones in the city, there’s a reason. Liz: Which is? Red: Le Claire’s pawn shop.

Berlin, Milos Kirchoff

No. 8 Deceased

Red: Earlier today, a man died at The Westland Bank in Manhattan. Reports indicate the cause of death may have been the Cullen virus. Ressler: HazMat teams have quarantined the bank. The deceased has been identified as a Paul Blankenship, an armored–truck driver. Meera: They’re working to identify how he was infected. Red: Paul Blankenship didn’t pick up this bug while wandering through subtropical Africa. I believe he was infected as part of a larger plot involving myself and this task force. Meera: How does a man dying in a bank have anything to do with you? Red: Threats on my life are a constant. I monitor them closely. Two days ago, I received word of a biological threat. Cooper: Does this connect back to Berlin? Red: I suspect this incident at the bank is not what it seems, but rather the first shot in a larger, coordinated assault aimed directly at me. I don’t think Paul Blankenship was a victim of an outbreak. I think he was a foot soldier in a biological army. I think he was meant to carry out orders by a superior, someone who’s willing to use one of the world’s most deadly viruses to further their cause. Cooper: An outbreak of Cullen could lead to a global pandemic. Red: The very threat of an outbreak would cause panic, fear. And fear is a valuable tool to get people to do what you want. Liz: Sounds like an elaborate plan just to get to you. Red: Listen, I can’t connect all the dots between the incident at the bank and the eventual outcome, but I sincerely doubt his death was part of the plan, a plan devised by someone who doesn’t care how many people die, as long as I’m one of them.

Red: The day we met, you asked me why I surrendered to the FBI. There were many reasons. One of them was Berlin. That’s why he’s here – because the work we’ve done has forced him out of the shadows. He can’t allow the task force to continue. Meera was a casualty in a war she didn’t even know she was fighting. I’m afraid just by association, I’ve made you all potential targets. Liz: It was Tom. If Berlin had the names of the agents in the task force, he had to have gotten them from Tom. Sam’s name was also in that book. Why? How is my father involved in this? Red: It’s all just pieces of a much larger puzzle, and until all the pieces are laying in front of you, it won’t go together. What I do know is this – Sam’s involvement was as your father. And no one can pervert or distort that. Right now, our task is to identify our enemy – our enemy today. Berlin wasn’t the only prisoner on that plane, and whoever wanted him wanted the others as well. You need to find out who that someone is.

Red: Milos Pavel Kinsky – sometimes known as “Berlin.” He’s a Russian national, former Spetsnaz Commando, trained in the KGB’s 45 Division. Organized crime is now his fancy. Fitch: Makes Putin look like a Christmas elf. Now that you know who he is, what exactly did you do to put him in such a bad mood? Red: I’m just as curious as you. Fitch: And you’re here because you want? Red: Access. The kind even the FBI doesn’t have. All those spinning satellites that record every keystroke, every phone call, everybody’s dirty little secrets. You find him for me, and I’ll do the rest. Fitch: I heard about Harold. Red: Find him.

Red: I must say, I’m very good at finding people. I’ve tracked enemies far and wide. I once found a hedge–fund manager hiding in the Amazon with the Yawalapiti on the banks of the Kuluene River. You know what the key to finding your enemies is? Remembering everyone’s name. It’s critical to my survival. Anyone knows the head of some drug cartel in Colombia, some politician in Paris. But I know their wives, girlfriends, children, their enemies, their friends. I know their favorite bartender, their butcher. I remember the name of the baker I stole the strawberry bismark from when I was 11 years old and his wife–Trudy Svoboda. But you– I have no idea who in the Sam Hill you are. I have not a clue what I’ve done to you, what I’ve taken from you. And yet, of all the people I’ve hurt, none of them have come after me with half as much vim and vigor as you. I don’t even recognize your face. I’m stymied. And yet, here we are. You found me. Kinsky: Through your weakness. I searched for one for years– a weakness that would allow me to get to you. I nearly gave up. And then I find out about her. Seemed so implausible that someone so careful could be so careless. And so I exploited it and waited. And here we are thanks to Elizabeth Keen.

Red: Help me understand what horrible thing I did to you that could possibly make all of this worth it. Who on God’s green Earth are you? What was that? Being shot in the hand is just an absolute bitch– all those little bones. At least it goes right through. Worst part honestly, is needing somebody to help zip your fly. Tell me your story. I’m not leaving here without a story. Being shot in the hip, on the other hand– Jiminy Cricket. Thick bone, large artery, not to mention the fact that it makes walking upright forever impossible. Just don’t pass out. Stay focused. The story. What did I do to you? How about the kneecap? The IRA always loved a good kneecapping. Kinsky: Beirut! Beirut. 2010. Red: The Campolongo Incident.

Liz: The man you killed wasn’t Berlin. Red: Yes, I know. Liz: You know? How? Red: He spoke of Beirut 2010, the Campolongo incident– an unfortunate mess, but Berlin’s attacks on my business started years earlier. The moment he said it, I knew. Liz: But you didn’t say anything? Red: Berlin needs to believe I think he’s dead. It provides us with an advantage.

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URGENT UPDATE!! BITCOIN MOVE IMMINENT! STOCK MARKET CRASH IN 2 DAYS!

VIDEO TRANSCRIPT

With the being only six days left will be quoin halving occurs in Bitcoin, currently residing within a bullpen, and that could bring to the upside and yield highs of, well, new all-time highs, for that matter, above twenty thousand dollars. Is Bitcoin looking bullish or bearish in this period of time? That’s one thing that I am to assess in today’s video. I’m also going to run over the traditional institutional news review, the prices of the Dow Jones index and other institutional assets, and, well, the Dow Jones index for some reason today. This buys the bonds of terrible news has just continued to rise in price, which makes no logical sense. But want to explain why has risen in price. It will actually make a little bit of sense to you. So if you are interested in making you have libel, make sure you are subscribed in less cracking on your buys in a VIP. But just Ryan glossy eyes on me when I I’m on in front of it now would be startling. So to start today’s video, we are on Biber, where I currently don’t have any trades open and haven’t made a trade all day because I’ve been building this for the scammer Web site. Now, if you’re a part of my trading group, then you will have seen already what is going on with that. And I think it’s coming together quite nicely, to be honest. I’m very much excited to post that video in the coming days. However, I wanted to get it all perfect before I posted it. Hence no Forex comes to a video today. However, we are going to start today’s video with the traditional news where you know what happened. This call KWEM Bull Richard Branson decided to cut 3000 jobs from Virgin Atlantic despite getting his 500 million dollar bailout from the government alone. He got the money for free from the government and still made 3000 people redundant, despite saying that 500 million pounds that he was getting granted by the government are going towards saving people’s jobs. What an utter scum bag. The guy’s worth four point two billion. I’m sure you can pull a little bit out of your own pocket and for not will. And if you’re not Simac content before really not the biggest fan of Richard Branson. And if he was yesterday’s video, then you’ll know about the government launch scheme going on in the UK at the moment where governments are offering up to 50000 pounds per small business. Well, there’s been a little bit of a hiccup with this because although the government has promised everybody is applicable to this process, the banks. No actually have the money to give to everyone because it turns out they’ve already lent the money out and nobody’s been paying it back in force, meaning the banks in the UK are kind of unofficially insolvent at this point. And coupled with this, only four hours ago before making this video, the UK economy is on track for the deepest downturn in living memory. Now, this is an article published by the BBC, the most trusted news institution in the UK. A government survey found that the UK has the dominant services sector contracted a record pace last month. Around 79 per cent of services, such as cafes and hairdressers, reported the fall in business activity, of course, because they were all closed. But these are gonna have a knock-on impact going forward because all these people have run out of money. They don’t have money to spend. You get this downward spiral until the government starts throwing money at the problem to fix it. And they’ve already tried throwing money out to. And he’s not fixed. If you look at the service business activity index, you’ll see that this sharp drop off well is not good for any economy. And next up in today’s news, eLong must have a baby. Happy birthday to a baby, mate. I hope it goes very well for you. And on top of this, selling all these houses and property, because why not? The mind is completely mentally stable. And speaking of mentally stable people, Donald Trump has been given access to a law that dates back a long time that given so much control over the U.S. economy, he’s called the Defense Production Act. And as of late April, the federal government has invoked the Defense Production Act to compel companies to make and direct medical supplies to health care workers. Crackdown on the holding and export of needed materials and even keep meatpacking plants. All but at is a kind of interesting Loy’s, this one because it’s a very authoritarian left-wing law that gives the states an awful amount of power over private industries. And speaking of Trump’s control over industries, these retail and stocks are winners in the new normal and reopening of the economy. Wells Fargo says now, would you trust a word that Wells Fargo says Wells Fargo, a bank that has basically repossessed people’s houses despite them already paying off their mortgages in 2008? Wells Fargo, a bank that is well known for laundering cartel money, and yet CNBC is putting them on their first main page because why not? Wells Fargo is a very trusted authoritarian. No, it no does not even trust a word that a bank tells you because obviously they’re holding those shares to though pompom and they’ll don’t them like they do everything else. And guess what? Guess who else has got stuck holding the bag? Morgan Stanley must be holding some heavy bags at the moment. And because Mike Wilson from Morgan Stanley is explaining why stocks will push higher so he doesn’t take a genius to work out that the stock market is in. Hey, horrific state of affairs at the moment. And that’s why I’m here, to give you neutral, unbiased news. Neutral, unbiased. Perspectives on what is going on in the world with regards to financial and business markets. And so we’re better to start than the weirdest pump ever because the Dow Jones index, today’s up to one and a half percent, inexplicably, considering what is going on in the world at the moment. The only reason that could be explaining this is it’s literally just coming up for a double top here before ultimately breaking back downwards. Now, I firmly believe that the American economy in the next two days is going to start shooting the best. And let me explain why. What’s going on with the daily chart at the moment is this we’re heading shouldering out right now before ultimately breaking back to the downside. Now, this is confirmed by the fact that there is obviously some negative pressure on the Mac deal. The moment also a key point for the RSI. If we zoom out, look it on a slightly even higher timeframe. You can see that there is a clear, bearish divergence across the board here. I firmly believe by the end of the week we’re going to see a substantial rejection of this orange line here on the Mike D.. And for those of you wondering what I mean by Mark DME moving average convergence, divergence is essentially very, very similar to having your 50 days and a hundred day moving average. However, he’s working on a slightly shorter scale. There are so many bad fundamental factors at play for the Dow Jones index. There is only so long that the Federal Reserve can prop it up before ultimately just have to let it do its thing. You can’t print infinite money and devalue your own currency in pursuit of propping up what is essentially a giant Ponzi scheme. It offers no benefit to anyone. And the only reason why this is continued to sustain itself is that America has decided to offer up three trillion dollars worth of government bonds that again, are going to get pumped straight into the stock market. All the money that is raised from that. And now it is time to move over to Bitcoin. Technical analysis for the day where we still within this gigantic bull penance. However, looking at this on a smaller timeframe, this is the only timeframe yesterday, as you pointed out, yesterday’s video did. I said on the smaller timeframes, it did seem quite realistic that we would have another pump to the upside, which we did. We then got rejected here. We’re probably going to farm out the rest of this pendant formation here. So what I’m going to do now is going to run through all of the major Bitcoin timeframes that I personally trade. I’ll give you an overall synopsis on where I expect Bitcoin’s price to go over the next 24 to 48 hours. So if you are interested in that, make sure you have slept like on today’s video and also recommend this video to a friend, send it to a man, an email or something. I’ll be very useful. Seen as a YouTube just doesn’t recommend my content to anybody. Very frustrating. Well, these are the crypto YouTube. Is the mom talking about being Shadow Banwell man? I’ve been shadow bunny since day one. So starting out on the thirty-minute timeframe, it appears the bitcoin is going to form a near the head and shoulders formation here, going like there are cock and balls all the way downwards. I say that because the monkey is indicating we’re bullish. Now moving over to the one-hour time frame, the one-hour time frame is indicating, yes, we’ve got a little bit of bullish momentum in the market with a little bit of bullish momentum in the RSI, however. Both of them are indicating that this isn’t gonna last all that long. We’re probably in for a trip all the way back down to eight thousand six hundred dollars, not like us. Much of a problem because I’m still up as long as Bitcoin is kind of above seven thousand dollars. I’m a happy little boy. I also want to point out something I feel is quite important with regards to Mark D on the four-hour time frame. And that would be last time we were in a very similar situation to this. We did end up breaking to the upside, despite it being quite a considerable bearish divergence on the RSI and on the Mark D.. You can see the exact same situation happened here and he’s probably gonna happen here as well. But the key thing here is in order to not get wrecked while trading Bitcoin is quite simply just play the break. If Bitcoin breaks above, say, eight thousand nine hundred or nine thousand dollars, then it’s obviously going to pump all the way back up to around nine thousand four hundred nine thousand five hundred dollars. And if Bitcoin was to break to the downside of eight thousand six hundred dollars, say maybe slightly lower, basically, as soon as it breaks outside of this pendant formation, then obviously you’re gonna short especially anything below eight thousand four hundred dollars and Bitcoins on the path back down to 7400 dollars. So it does make complete sense to be shorting Bitcoin. And if you are interested in trading, by the way, they make sure you are signed up on my referral link fall by, but no one else has because we’re having a trading competition in only a couple of weeks time on BYB. It will be a fairly nice prize for the winner and also it can be split amongst the group anyway. But back to Bitcoin’s price are moving up to the daily timeframe. It does appear that with we’re running out of steam here fairly quickly and we are in for a bit of it. It just looks to me like it’s topped out for now. Seems most realistic for at least a retest of seven thousand eight hundred dollars at this point. However, that’s not to say that it can’t go all the way up to fourteen thousand dollars. It very much depends for Bitcoin at the moment, depending on which side of this pendant it breaks too because it is a very key point. Bitcoin halving is expected to take place on May the 11th and Bitcoin. Tocheri at the moment has not been stagnating. Our total has been continuing to climb as people use up the rest of those steam in those miners and make sure they get the best out of them in the coming days before the Blocher reward us and everybody starts losing money. And well, May the 11th actually takes us right to the end of this pendent formation, meaning that we could stay within the current trading range for the following few days. As the volume rises, interest rises, especially on the institutional side, where we can see that again, we’d make. Stupid amounts of volume from SEEMY groups exchange at the moment. The volume for this month is more than 10 times larger than what it was last month. And he’s been doing this every month so far this year. The open interest for Bitcoin. The fact that there is still a premium on SEEMY group’s exchange indicates that there are a lot of people still going long at this moment in time. Despite Bitcoin’s price, decreasing is not decreasing to the same amount that it has done on futures exchanges. So where is Bitcoin’s price heading over the next couple of days? Not literally comes down to which side of this pendant formation it breaks. And having explained earlier, basically, a break above nine thousand dollars or a break below eight thousand six hundred dollars would shield a large move in either direction. That is exactly how I will be playing this. With regard to the theorems current price in Bitcoin value, it seems that was stagnating at the moment is no better way to describe it. Seems we’re gonna probably come into contact again with this lower line here and indicating that we’ve got a drop of around six per cent to come. But it’s not that. But to be honest, there’s a lot more upside potential for theory at the moment than there is downside potential. And honestly, I’m still thinking the XP looks like the buy of the century is just too cheap right now. There’s nowhere that Brad Garlinghouse isn’t gonna fire these off to the moon at some point soon. So he’s on that note, guys. I really do hope you have enjoyed today’s video to have slapped a lock on to make sure you have subscribed to the channel, make sure you’ve got channel notifications on because tomorrow’s video is an absolute belter. Send this video to a few group chats. The Arryn. I’d really appreciate that. Seen as a YouTube doesn’t recommend my content to anybody, only my subscribers. It would mean the world to me. Everything is linked in the description. Clean my baby furling underling to Coinbase. If you don’t currently own any bitcoin, I’ll not know. I’m a great deal of you. Appreciate. This video is over now. You’ll find something else to watch. Just watch this video. I know we had a lot of fun. But you can’t say on this hand screen forever.

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URGENT UPDATE!! BITCOIN MOVE IMMINENT! STOCK MARKET CRASH IN 2 DAYS!

VIDEO TRANSCRIPT

With the being only six days left will be quoin halving occurs in Bitcoin, currently residing within a bullpen, and that could bring to the upside and yield highs of, well, new all-time highs, for that matter, above twenty thousand dollars. Is Bitcoin looking bullish or bearish in this period of time? That’s one thing that I am to assess in today’s video. I’m also going to run over the traditional institutional news review, the prices of the Dow Jones index and other institutional assets, and, well, the Dow Jones index for some reason today. This buys the bonds of terrible news has just continued to rise in price, which makes no logical sense. But want to explain why has risen in price. It will actually make a little bit of sense to you. So if you are interested in making you have libel, make sure you are subscribed in less cracking on your buys in a VIP. But just Ryan glossy eyes on me when I I’m on in front of it now would be startling. So to start today’s video, we are on Biber, where I currently don’t have any trades open and haven’t made a trade all day because I’ve been building this for the scammer Web site. Now, if you’re a part of my trading group, then you will have seen already what is going on with that. And I think it’s coming together quite nicely, to be honest. I’m very much excited to post that video in the coming days. However, I wanted to get it all perfect before I posted it. Hence no Forex comes to a video today. However, we are going to start today’s video with the traditional news where you know what happened. This call KWEM Bull Richard Branson decided to cut 3000 jobs from Virgin Atlantic despite getting his 500 million dollar bailout from the government alone. He got the money for free from the government and still made 3000 people redundant, despite saying that 500 million pounds that he was getting granted by the government are going towards saving people’s jobs. What an utter scum bag. The guy’s worth four point two billion. I’m sure you can pull a little bit out of your own pocket and for not will. And if you’re not Simac content before really not the biggest fan of Richard Branson. And if he was yesterday’s video, then you’ll know about the government launch scheme going on in the UK at the moment where governments are offering up to 50000 pounds per small business. Well, there’s been a little bit of a hiccup with this because although the government has promised everybody is applicable to this process, the banks. No actually have the money to give to everyone because it turns out they’ve already lent the money out and nobody’s been paying it back in force, meaning the banks in the UK are kind of unofficially insolvent at this point. And coupled with this, only four hours ago before making this video, the UK economy is on track for the deepest downturn in living memory. Now, this is an article published by the BBC, the most trusted news institution in the UK. A government survey found that the UK has the dominant services sector contracted a record pace last month. Around 79 per cent of services, such as cafes and hairdressers, reported the fall in business activity, of course, because they were all closed. But these are gonna have a knock-on impact going forward because all these people have run out of money. They don’t have money to spend. You get this downward spiral until the government starts throwing money at the problem to fix it. And they’ve already tried throwing money out to. And he’s not fixed. If you look at the service business activity index, you’ll see that this sharp drop off well is not good for any economy. And next up in today’s news, eLong must have a baby. Happy birthday to a baby, mate. I hope it goes very well for you. And on top of this, selling all these houses and property, because why not? The mind is completely mentally stable. And speaking of mentally stable people, Donald Trump has been given access to a law that dates back a long time that given so much control over the U.S. economy, he’s called the Defense Production Act. And as of late April, the federal government has invoked the Defense Production Act to compel companies to make and direct medical supplies to health care workers. Crackdown on the holding and export of needed materials and even keep meatpacking plants. All but at is a kind of interesting Loy’s, this one because it’s a very authoritarian left-wing law that gives the states an awful amount of power over private industries. And speaking of Trump’s control over industries, these retail and stocks are winners in the new normal and reopening of the economy. Wells Fargo says now, would you trust a word that Wells Fargo says Wells Fargo, a bank that has basically repossessed people’s houses despite them already paying off their mortgages in 2008? Wells Fargo, a bank that is well known for laundering cartel money, and yet CNBC is putting them on their first main page because why not? Wells Fargo is a very trusted authoritarian. No, it no does not even trust a word that a bank tells you because obviously they’re holding those shares to though pompom and they’ll don’t them like they do everything else. And guess what? Guess who else has got stuck holding the bag? Morgan Stanley must be holding some heavy bags at the moment. And because Mike Wilson from Morgan Stanley is explaining why stocks will push higher so he doesn’t take a genius to work out that the stock market is in. Hey, horrific state of affairs at the moment. And that’s why I’m here, to give you neutral, unbiased news. Neutral, unbiased. Perspectives on what is going on in the world with regards to financial and business markets. And so we’re better to start than the weirdest pump ever because the Dow Jones index, today’s up to one and a half percent, inexplicably, considering what is going on in the world at the moment. The only reason that could be explaining this is it’s literally just coming up for a double top here before ultimately breaking back downwards. Now, I firmly believe that the American economy in the next two days is going to start shooting the best. And let me explain why. What’s going on with the daily chart at the moment is this we’re heading shouldering out right now before ultimately breaking back to the downside. Now, this is confirmed by the fact that there is obviously some negative pressure on the Mac deal. The moment also a key point for the RSI. If we zoom out, look it on a slightly even higher timeframe. You can see that there is a clear, bearish divergence across the board here. I firmly believe by the end of the week we’re going to see a substantial rejection of this orange line here on the Mike D.. And for those of you wondering what I mean by Mark DME moving average convergence, divergence is essentially very, very similar to having your 50 days and a hundred day moving average. However, he’s working on a slightly shorter scale. There are so many bad fundamental factors at play for the Dow Jones index. There is only so long that the Federal Reserve can prop it up before ultimately just have to let it do its thing. You can’t print infinite money and devalue your own currency in pursuit of propping up what is essentially a giant Ponzi scheme. It offers no benefit to anyone. And the only reason why this is continued to sustain itself is that America has decided to offer up three trillion dollars worth of government bonds that again, are going to get pumped straight into the stock market. All the money that is raised from that. And now it is time to move over to Bitcoin. Technical analysis for the day where we still within this gigantic bull penance. However, looking at this on a smaller timeframe, this is the only timeframe yesterday, as you pointed out, yesterday’s video did. I said on the smaller timeframes, it did seem quite realistic that we would have another pump to the upside, which we did. We then got rejected here. We’re probably going to farm out the rest of this pendant formation here. So what I’m going to do now is going to run through all of the major Bitcoin timeframes that I personally trade. I’ll give you an overall synopsis on where I expect Bitcoin’s price to go over the next 24 to 48 hours. So if you are interested in that, make sure you have slept like on today’s video and also recommend this video to a friend, send it to a man, an email or something. I’ll be very useful. Seen as a YouTube just doesn’t recommend my content to anybody. Very frustrating. Well, these are the crypto YouTube. Is the mom talking about being Shadow Banwell man? I’ve been shadow bunny since day one. So starting out on the thirty-minute timeframe, it appears the bitcoin is going to form a near the head and shoulders formation here, going like there are cock and balls all the way downwards. I say that because the monkey is indicating we’re bullish. Now moving over to the one-hour time frame, the one-hour time frame is indicating, yes, we’ve got a little bit of bullish momentum in the market with a little bit of bullish momentum in the RSI, however. Both of them are indicating that this isn’t gonna last all that long. We’re probably in for a trip all the way back down to eight thousand six hundred dollars, not like us. Much of a problem because I’m still up as long as Bitcoin is kind of above seven thousand dollars. I’m a happy little boy. I also want to point out something I feel is quite important with regards to Mark D on the four-hour time frame. And that would be last time we were in a very similar situation to this. We did end up breaking to the upside, despite it being quite a considerable bearish divergence on the RSI and on the Mark D.. You can see the exact same situation happened here and he’s probably gonna happen here as well. But the key thing here is in order to not get wrecked while trading Bitcoin is quite simply just play the break. If Bitcoin breaks above, say, eight thousand nine hundred or nine thousand dollars, then it’s obviously going to pump all the way back up to around nine thousand four hundred nine thousand five hundred dollars. And if Bitcoin was to break to the downside of eight thousand six hundred dollars, say maybe slightly lower, basically, as soon as it breaks outside of this pendant formation, then obviously you’re gonna short especially anything below eight thousand four hundred dollars and Bitcoins on the path back down to 7400 dollars. So it does make complete sense to be shorting Bitcoin. And if you are interested in trading, by the way, they make sure you are signed up on my referral link fall by, but no one else has because we’re having a trading competition in only a couple of weeks time on BYB. It will be a fairly nice prize for the winner and also it can be split amongst the group anyway. But back to Bitcoin’s price are moving up to the daily timeframe. It does appear that with we’re running out of steam here fairly quickly and we are in for a bit of it. It just looks to me like it’s topped out for now. Seems most realistic for at least a retest of seven thousand eight hundred dollars at this point. However, that’s not to say that it can’t go all the way up to fourteen thousand dollars. It very much depends for Bitcoin at the moment, depending on which side of this pendant it breaks too because it is a very key point. Bitcoin halving is expected to take place on May the 11th and Bitcoin. Tocheri at the moment has not been stagnating. Our total has been continuing to climb as people use up the rest of those steam in those miners and make sure they get the best out of them in the coming days before the Blocher reward us and everybody starts losing money. And well, May the 11th actually takes us right to the end of this pendent formation, meaning that we could stay within the current trading range for the following few days. As the volume rises, interest rises, especially on the institutional side, where we can see that again, we’d make. Stupid amounts of volume from SEEMY groups exchange at the moment. The volume for this month is more than 10 times larger than what it was last month. And he’s been doing this every month so far this year. The open interest for Bitcoin. The fact that there is still a premium on SEEMY group’s exchange indicates that there are a lot of people still going long at this moment in time. Despite Bitcoin’s price, decreasing is not decreasing to the same amount that it has done on futures exchanges. So where is Bitcoin’s price heading over the next couple of days? Not literally comes down to which side of this pendant formation it breaks. And having explained earlier, basically, a break above nine thousand dollars or a break below eight thousand six hundred dollars would shield a large move in either direction. That is exactly how I will be playing this. With regard to the theorems current price in Bitcoin value, it seems that was stagnating at the moment is no better way to describe it. Seems we’re gonna probably come into contact again with this lower line here and indicating that we’ve got a drop of around six per cent to come. But it’s not that. But to be honest, there’s a lot more upside potential for theory at the moment than there is downside potential. And honestly, I’m still thinking the XP looks like the buy of the century is just too cheap right now. There’s nowhere that Brad Garlinghouse isn’t gonna fire these off to the moon at some point soon. So he’s on that note, guys. I really do hope you have enjoyed today’s video to have slapped a lock on to make sure you have subscribed to the channel, make sure you’ve got channel notifications on because tomorrow’s video is an absolute belter. Send this video to a few group chats. The Arryn. I’d really appreciate that. Seen as a YouTube doesn’t recommend my content to anybody, only my subscribers. It would mean the world to me. Everything is linked in the description. Clean my baby furling underling to Coinbase. If you don’t currently own any bitcoin, I’ll not know. I’m a great deal of you. Appreciate. This video is over now. You’ll find something else to watch. Just watch this video. I know we had a lot of fun. But you can’t say on this hand screen forever.

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URGENT UPDATE!! BITCOIN MOVE IMMINENT! STOCK MARKET CRASH IN 2 DAYS!

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With the being only six days left will be quoin halving occurs in Bitcoin, currently residing within a bullpen, and that could bring to the upside and yield highs of, well, new all-time highs, for that matter, above twenty thousand dollars. Is Bitcoin looking bullish or bearish in this period of time? That’s one thing that I am to assess in today’s video. I’m also going to run over the traditional institutional news review, the prices of the Dow Jones index and other institutional assets, and, well, the Dow Jones index for some reason today. This buys the bonds of terrible news has just continued to rise in price, which makes no logical sense. But want to explain why has risen in price. It will actually make a little bit of sense to you. So if you are interested in making you have libel, make sure you are subscribed in less cracking on your buys in a VIP. But just Ryan glossy eyes on me when I I’m on in front of it now would be startling. So to start today’s video, we are on Biber, where I currently don’t have any trades open and haven’t made a trade all day because I’ve been building this for the scammer Web site. Now, if you’re a part of my trading group, then you will have seen already what is going on with that. And I think it’s coming together quite nicely, to be honest. I’m very much excited to post that video in the coming days. However, I wanted to get it all perfect before I posted it. Hence no Forex comes to a video today. However, we are going to start today’s video with the traditional news where you know what happened. This call KWEM Bull Richard Branson decided to cut 3000 jobs from Virgin Atlantic despite getting his 500 million dollar bailout from the government alone. He got the money for free from the government and still made 3000 people redundant, despite saying that 500 million pounds that he was getting granted by the government are going towards saving people’s jobs. What an utter scum bag. The guy’s worth four point two billion. I’m sure you can pull a little bit out of your own pocket and for not will. And if you’re not Simac content before really not the biggest fan of Richard Branson. And if he was yesterday’s video, then you’ll know about the government launch scheme going on in the UK at the moment where governments are offering up to 50000 pounds per small business. Well, there’s been a little bit of a hiccup with this because although the government has promised everybody is applicable to this process, the banks. No actually have the money to give to everyone because it turns out they’ve already lent the money out and nobody’s been paying it back in force, meaning the banks in the UK are kind of unofficially insolvent at this point. And coupled with this, only four hours ago before making this video, the UK economy is on track for the deepest downturn in living memory. Now, this is an article published by the BBC, the most trusted news institution in the UK. A government survey found that the UK has the dominant services sector contracted a record pace last month. Around 79 per cent of services, such as cafes and hairdressers, reported the fall in business activity, of course, because they were all closed. But these are gonna have a knock-on impact going forward because all these people have run out of money. They don’t have money to spend. You get this downward spiral until the government starts throwing money at the problem to fix it. And they’ve already tried throwing money out to. And he’s not fixed. If you look at the service business activity index, you’ll see that this sharp drop off well is not good for any economy. And next up in today’s news, eLong must have a baby. Happy birthday to a baby, mate. I hope it goes very well for you. And on top of this, selling all these houses and property, because why not? The mind is completely mentally stable. And speaking of mentally stable people, Donald Trump has been given access to a law that dates back a long time that given so much control over the U.S. economy, he’s called the Defense Production Act. And as of late April, the federal government has invoked the Defense Production Act to compel companies to make and direct medical supplies to health care workers. Crackdown on the holding and export of needed materials and even keep meatpacking plants. All but at is a kind of interesting Loy’s, this one because it’s a very authoritarian left-wing law that gives the states an awful amount of power over private industries. And speaking of Trump’s control over industries, these retail and stocks are winners in the new normal and reopening of the economy. Wells Fargo says now, would you trust a word that Wells Fargo says Wells Fargo, a bank that has basically repossessed people’s houses despite them already paying off their mortgages in 2008? Wells Fargo, a bank that is well known for laundering cartel money, and yet CNBC is putting them on their first main page because why not? Wells Fargo is a very trusted authoritarian. No, it no does not even trust a word that a bank tells you because obviously they’re holding those shares to though pompom and they’ll don’t them like they do everything else. And guess what? Guess who else has got stuck holding the bag? Morgan Stanley must be holding some heavy bags at the moment. And because Mike Wilson from Morgan Stanley is explaining why stocks will push higher so he doesn’t take a genius to work out that the stock market is in. Hey, horrific state of affairs at the moment. And that’s why I’m here, to give you neutral, unbiased news. Neutral, unbiased. Perspectives on what is going on in the world with regards to financial and business markets. And so we’re better to start than the weirdest pump ever because the Dow Jones index, today’s up to one and a half percent, inexplicably, considering what is going on in the world at the moment. The only reason that could be explaining this is it’s literally just coming up for a double top here before ultimately breaking back downwards. Now, I firmly believe that the American economy in the next two days is going to start shooting the best. And let me explain why. What’s going on with the daily chart at the moment is this we’re heading shouldering out right now before ultimately breaking back to the downside. Now, this is confirmed by the fact that there is obviously some negative pressure on the Mac deal. The moment also a key point for the RSI. If we zoom out, look it on a slightly even higher timeframe. You can see that there is a clear, bearish divergence across the board here. I firmly believe by the end of the week we’re going to see a substantial rejection of this orange line here on the Mike D.. And for those of you wondering what I mean by Mark DME moving average convergence, divergence is essentially very, very similar to having your 50 days and a hundred day moving average. However, he’s working on a slightly shorter scale. There are so many bad fundamental factors at play for the Dow Jones index. There is only so long that the Federal Reserve can prop it up before ultimately just have to let it do its thing. You can’t print infinite money and devalue your own currency in pursuit of propping up what is essentially a giant Ponzi scheme. It offers no benefit to anyone. And the only reason why this is continued to sustain itself is that America has decided to offer up three trillion dollars worth of government bonds that again, are going to get pumped straight into the stock market. All the money that is raised from that. And now it is time to move over to Bitcoin. Technical analysis for the day where we still within this gigantic bull penance. However, looking at this on a smaller timeframe, this is the only timeframe yesterday, as you pointed out, yesterday’s video did. I said on the smaller timeframes, it did seem quite realistic that we would have another pump to the upside, which we did. We then got rejected here. We’re probably going to farm out the rest of this pendant formation here. So what I’m going to do now is going to run through all of the major Bitcoin timeframes that I personally trade. I’ll give you an overall synopsis on where I expect Bitcoin’s price to go over the next 24 to 48 hours. So if you are interested in that, make sure you have slept like on today’s video and also recommend this video to a friend, send it to a man, an email or something. I’ll be very useful. Seen as a YouTube just doesn’t recommend my content to anybody. Very frustrating. Well, these are the crypto YouTube. Is the mom talking about being Shadow Banwell man? I’ve been shadow bunny since day one. So starting out on the thirty-minute timeframe, it appears the bitcoin is going to form a near the head and shoulders formation here, going like there are cock and balls all the way downwards. I say that because the monkey is indicating we’re bullish. Now moving over to the one-hour time frame, the one-hour time frame is indicating, yes, we’ve got a little bit of bullish momentum in the market with a little bit of bullish momentum in the RSI, however. Both of them are indicating that this isn’t gonna last all that long. We’re probably in for a trip all the way back down to eight thousand six hundred dollars, not like us. Much of a problem because I’m still up as long as Bitcoin is kind of above seven thousand dollars. I’m a happy little boy. I also want to point out something I feel is quite important with regards to Mark D on the four-hour time frame. And that would be last time we were in a very similar situation to this. We did end up breaking to the upside, despite it being quite a considerable bearish divergence on the RSI and on the Mark D.. You can see the exact same situation happened here and he’s probably gonna happen here as well. But the key thing here is in order to not get wrecked while trading Bitcoin is quite simply just play the break. If Bitcoin breaks above, say, eight thousand nine hundred or nine thousand dollars, then it’s obviously going to pump all the way back up to around nine thousand four hundred nine thousand five hundred dollars. And if Bitcoin was to break to the downside of eight thousand six hundred dollars, say maybe slightly lower, basically, as soon as it breaks outside of this pendant formation, then obviously you’re gonna short especially anything below eight thousand four hundred dollars and Bitcoins on the path back down to 7400 dollars. So it does make complete sense to be shorting Bitcoin. And if you are interested in trading, by the way, they make sure you are signed up on my referral link fall by, but no one else has because we’re having a trading competition in only a couple of weeks time on BYB. It will be a fairly nice prize for the winner and also it can be split amongst the group anyway. But back to Bitcoin’s price are moving up to the daily timeframe. It does appear that with we’re running out of steam here fairly quickly and we are in for a bit of it. It just looks to me like it’s topped out for now. Seems most realistic for at least a retest of seven thousand eight hundred dollars at this point. However, that’s not to say that it can’t go all the way up to fourteen thousand dollars. It very much depends for Bitcoin at the moment, depending on which side of this pendant it breaks too because it is a very key point. Bitcoin halving is expected to take place on May the 11th and Bitcoin. Tocheri at the moment has not been stagnating. Our total has been continuing to climb as people use up the rest of those steam in those miners and make sure they get the best out of them in the coming days before the Blocher reward us and everybody starts losing money. And well, May the 11th actually takes us right to the end of this pendent formation, meaning that we could stay within the current trading range for the following few days. As the volume rises, interest rises, especially on the institutional side, where we can see that again, we’d make. Stupid amounts of volume from SEEMY groups exchange at the moment. The volume for this month is more than 10 times larger than what it was last month. And he’s been doing this every month so far this year. The open interest for Bitcoin. The fact that there is still a premium on SEEMY group’s exchange indicates that there are a lot of people still going long at this moment in time. Despite Bitcoin’s price, decreasing is not decreasing to the same amount that it has done on futures exchanges. So where is Bitcoin’s price heading over the next couple of days? Not literally comes down to which side of this pendant formation it breaks. And having explained earlier, basically, a break above nine thousand dollars or a break below eight thousand six hundred dollars would shield a large move in either direction. That is exactly how I will be playing this. With regard to the theorems current price in Bitcoin value, it seems that was stagnating at the moment is no better way to describe it. Seems we’re gonna probably come into contact again with this lower line here and indicating that we’ve got a drop of around six per cent to come. But it’s not that. But to be honest, there’s a lot more upside potential for theory at the moment than there is downside potential. And honestly, I’m still thinking the XP looks like the buy of the century is just too cheap right now. There’s nowhere that Brad Garlinghouse isn’t gonna fire these off to the moon at some point soon. So he’s on that note, guys. I really do hope you have enjoyed today’s video to have slapped a lock on to make sure you have subscribed to the channel, make sure you’ve got channel notifications on because tomorrow’s video is an absolute belter. Send this video to a few group chats. The Arryn. I’d really appreciate that. Seen as a YouTube doesn’t recommend my content to anybody, only my subscribers. It would mean the world to me. Everything is linked in the description. Clean my baby furling underling to Coinbase. If you don’t currently own any bitcoin, I’ll not know. I’m a great deal of you. Appreciate. This video is over now. You’ll find something else to watch. Just watch this video. I know we had a lot of fun. But you can’t say on this hand screen forever.

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