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I'm probably gonna re-watch Prison Break and gif the shit out of it. I've been needing this kind of break from TVD.

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I'm imagining Michael Scofield breaking Raymond Reddington out of prison.

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Michael Scofield is intelligent af

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This Prison Break show is getting even better. I'm hoping they team Michael with Alexander because they're equally intelligent.

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This Prison Break show on Netflix is insane because seriously... no one is safe.

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Giving this Prison Break series on Netflix a chance. It's intense.

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I'm not into lawyers all that much, but there are some great lawyer shows. Suits and Boston Legal are fantastic. Suits is on Netflix right now if you haven't seen it. I'm more likely to watch Chicago PD, Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med before I watch Chicago Justice.

I'm still contemplating Gilmore Girls. I haven't seen it yet.

"Does Agent David carry a weapon?" "She is a weapon."

I lost interest in NCIS when they got rid of Ziva.

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Survival is instinctual. People would start eating each other if they had no other choice but starve to death. I state this as fact. People are desperate for pain-free deaths. I imagine animals to be the same.

Suffocation is extremely painful... and even when the person gives up, their lungs do not. That's why it's hard to watch a snake constrict an animal.

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Watching this short little clip of a monkey wrapped by a snake. The monkey nibbles on the snake's tail, then continues to sit there like an animal bored out of its mind. Twitter users are commenting how the monkey has accepted its fate. They clearly have no idea what's happening. There isn't an animal on this earth that would surrender to a snake. Suffocation is a painful death, and the monkey clearly isn't fighting to breathe. It's caught in some kind of metal contraption that won't allow the snake to constrict, so they're both just sitting there. I felt it my duty to warn Twitter users the truth of what is likely to happen. The snake is gonna die, not the monkey. Imagine what that monkey will do if the snake keeps him long enough to the point it's no longer bored to death, but starving to death.

Hunger is a powerful motivator. I once watched a true story where a man was trapped in some rock. He had to amputate to survive. Trust me, that monkey will chew through the snake.

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Delena and Forwood have a "take a beat" parallel... in 3x1 and 3x4. A great parallel, considering the circumstances of their girls night.

Caroline compelled Slutty Sophie, then took off to the Man Slut's bathroom. According to Damon, there are 6 other bedrooms in the Salvatore boarding house, but Caroline chose to feed in Damon's bathroom. Go figure.

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I often talk about how Damon and Stefan both parallel most of their characters. It's the same for their ships. Delena and Stelena parallel most of their ships because parallels don't require much effort.

Alaric and Isobel parallel Damon and Katherine. Alaric and Jenna parallel Stefan and Elena. Damon continues to parallel Alaric. He marries Elena, who becomes a doctor... while Alaric dated two doctors.

Both Delena and Stelena parallel Forwood. Scene cuts are the best way to find parallels, so pay attention to them. This is Delena and Forwood in 3x19 and 4x2...

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I'm tired of fans misrepresenting Stefan's deal(s) with Cade. He flipped his humanity switch by choice, not by force.

In the 145+ years they've been vampires, 3x5 was the only time Stefan flipped his humanity switch by force.

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Stefan has too much muscle for my taste. His face is hot but his chest is not.

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Injections are worse because they don't look like muscles, they look like tumors. I'd ratherr date a 300 lb man than a man with too much muscle.

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I refuse to date men with arms so big that they pop out when they walk... because this is what I see.

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"If I'm sired to anybody, it's you."

Elena's sire bond has everything Tyler's sire bond had, it's just a matter of perception.

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"And you said when you made it through that that necklace represented hope."

"Ironic then that it's about to be blown to pieces."

Stefan knew what he was talking about.