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Things the Fellowship has argued about

What name to call Aragorn

What name to call Gandalf

What to call their meals. Boromir thinks, if it is eaten at dinnertime, regardless of whether it is the first meal of the day or not, then it is dinner. Sam thinks it isn't proper to call the first meal of the day dinner. Aragorn suggests they combine the two words but now everyone is fighting over whether it should be called breakfast-dinnner or dinner-breakfast. The fight nearly becomes physical

Whether Legolas or Gimli is winning their daily argument with eachother

If hobbits are regular sized and everyone else is really big, or if everyone else is regular sized and hobbits are small

The same as above except with horses and ponies

If Gimli's beard is real or not. This one started as a joke between Merry and Pippin but then Legolas saw how mad it made Gimli and so continues to bring it up

Inter-hobbit fighting about whether it is called pot-ae-toes, pot-ah-toes, or taters

"Can Legolas really talk to trees, or is he just fucking with us?" Aragorn and Gandalf refuse to weigh in on this

Whether the Ent-draught caused Merry and Pippin to grow or if they just did that on their own. This fight is Pippin vs. Everyone Else

Whether the non-hobbits of the Fellowship would be Tooks, Brandybucks, or Bagginses. This argument is unintelligible to most of them, although Gandalf has the knowledge to be offended when Pippin suggests he would be a Took.

"What would happen if someone ate the ring?"

Fights over whether the elves, the dwarves, or the hobbits tell the story of the reclaiming of Erebor most accurately. Even though Gandalf was there, he just shrugs when anyone asks him

Which variety of pipeweed is the best kind. Merry threatened Gimli to a duel over this one

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villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

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ISAIAH BRADLEY is an American hero whose name went unknown for too long.

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the theme of this month’s patreon request night was Loki because OF COURSE IT WAS ✨

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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I can't stop thinking about how bilbo in a life or death situation chooses being polite as a survival strategy. Like 3 trolls about to eat him?? Let's talk seasoning! Weird tiny guy in a thong wants to eat him?? Riddles!!! A FUCKING DRAGON WAKES UP INFRONT OF HIM AND HE STARTS COMPLIMENTING IT????

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This shot may be once of the best aesthetic and cinematically pleasing scenes of the entire MCU. Actually stunning 😍

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SARGEANT BARNES
 1942 → 2024

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John Walker just validated all the reasons people hate the shield, and he did it for the whole world to see.

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raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

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if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

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Charlie Swan and the Time My Daughter Went on One Date With a Guy, Then Came Home Screaming About How She Could No Longer Live With Me

Charlie Swan and the Time I Spent Months Worried to Death Over My Daughter Because Her High School Boyfriend Skipped Town and She Got Severely Depressed

Charlie Swan and the Fact That She Got Back Together With That Guy Even Though Jacob Black Is Obviously in Love With Her And, Really, Jacob Is Such a Sweet Kid and If They Got Together Billy and I Would Basically Be Family

Charlie Swan and She Really Married That Asshole, Huh?

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BOYS- x

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You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain