#like??? NOONE BELIEVES YOU

[justareallyboredfangirl]

i don’t… i’m not understanding something right. …they KEEP saying they’re targeting Hamas, but they have ONLY only only only only killed civilians. they’ve targeting hospitals, safe zone camps, ambulances, already bombed cars with a single surviving child inside- is there anyone who genuinely in good faith believes that Israel is ACCIDENTALLY killing all these civilians?? …have they hit a single fucking target that wasn’t 100% civilians??? what the fuck

but even then. “Israel says it was targeting Hamas compound” …okay? well you missed. are…you going to be held accountable for this little oopsie? this thing you claimed was an accident? you said it was a mistake but you keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep doing it. this wasn’t the fist “miss”. it’s not even close to the first. i genuinely don’t understand how it can be this blatant. how they can lie so blatantly and the whole world just goes “🤷‍♀️🤷🤷‍♂️ they said they were trying to hit Hamas. Hamas is the bad guy in all of this and Israel are the good guys. What aren’t you getting about that?”

The Financial Times needs to be on the chopping block

[marciaillust]

bro fuck it im workposting. i did illustrations, i storyboarded, i directed. I did many cool things in 2024 and millions of people all over the world saw em. that has to count for something

[shalom-iamcominghome]

My jewish community, friends, rabbi, and educators: We are very invested in helping you be jewish. Do you want to help read the haftarah? Here's a chanukiah! You can have it!! Borrow these books! Here's some books! You need more books... Come to pesach! Come to the chanukah party! When are your classes done? We need a minyan for once!

Me and my 50000 IQ: What if I am Secretly Appropriating judaism? What if I am doing a Cultural Appropriation........

[leafatlaw]

Adore how hypocritical Kab is. Yess girl change your ideals for Bacons approval. Somehow side with Mane while having him in your Karma book for like 10+ points. Be willing to work with Clown to kill chungi while your also a chungus. A cowards way to survive on lifesteal. At least your surviving.

[shalluringly]

allura of altea and mel medarda you will ALWAYS be famous

cr. @dr.shoko on tiktok

[thawthebeez]

i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.

[alyimoss]

look at her face.

i never wanna see another "xalphys doesnt care abt the rest of the xtale gang and she never has muh muh muh" ever fucking again do you hear me.

SHE DOESNT SHOW THAT SHE CARES BC SHE KNOWS ITS POINTLESS. THAT SHE CANT HELP ANYWAY SO ITS BETTER AND EASIER TO JUST PUSH THE OTHERS AWAY BC AT LEAST THEN THEY WONT BE HURT WHEN SHE HAS TO ACT AGAINST THEM. BC THEYLL EXPECT IT FROM SOMEONE "UNCARING" LIKE HER. BC THEYLL KNOW WHERE HER LOYALTIES LIE ALREADY. THAT DOESNT MEAN SHE ACTUALLY DOESNT CARE. THESE ARE HER FRIENDS, HER FUCKING FAMILY. OF COURSE SHE CARES.

NONE OF YOU GET HER LIKE I DO NONE OF YOU!! NONE OF YOU SEE HOW AWESOME EPIC SHE IS NONE. OF. YOU!!

[maegalkarven]

Again back with the point what Gortash enforces his narrative while Ketheric and Orin are the captives of it.

It think it can be easily melted down to if they're satisfied, deep down, with how things are going for them (aside from the Dead Three plan falling. Imagine what it's not falling apart)

I don't think Orin actively thinks of her feelings and her intentions; she is in the never-ending chase for Father's love while knowing down well how much his disapproval and punishment hurts. And she is locked into that position without any way out, doesn't even consider a way out because it's all she has ever known and all she knows there to be and matter. But it's not happy or satisfying existence, Bhaal has no worshippers, only victims.

Ketheric got what he so desperately craved: Isobel is back.

And it's almost as if nothing else matters now. He is a lost man, someone who was good and kind and righteous once, and some part of him remembers this man, remembers the man his wife fell in love with, and hates who he has become. He would do anything Myrkul told him to for Isobel, because Myrkul brought Isobel back. But is he happy? Is he satisfied? Absolutely not. He is Tired. He is the man just waiting to die.

Gortash loves his evil plans and his machinations and he loves his genius and his Steel Watch and all the manipulations he pulls of. It makes him feel clever, better than everyone else, it makes him feel in control of everything, like he truly solved life and everyone else is just clueless a clueless senseless mass of bystanders.

He likes innovation and technology, power and control; and he likes combining these things together.

The only part what's missing is an equal to bask in his glory. The perfect equal candidate was Durge, but Durge is gone (if not played as origin), but some wandering adventurer who managed to defeat Ketheric will suffice, they show promise.

He isn't remorseful, isn't trapped, everything is going according to plan (imagine what it does and the Elder Brain doesn't beat him up to it). He doesn't even feel fear. (I believe he was controlled by that feeling for the majority of his young life, absolutely hated it and got himself a cloth of authority to Cancel This Damn Emotion Forever)

He might be lonely, deep down, he is clearly resentful towards Raphael, the warlock who bought him, and his parents, and everyone who has ever wronged him. But he'll get to them, or already got to them. He loves exactly three things: himself, his inventions and his empire.

Someone by his side is a nice bonus, but it's not the requirement.

[ismyteadoneyet]

How fortunate am I to have so many Things to love and be excited about, to appreciate and look forward to?

Things I feel so strongly about that they stumble into my mind, univited, at random times of the day? Things that spill into my speech and vocabulary without me noticing? Things that impact my vision to the point where everywhere I look, everywhere I go, I see ghosts of them?

How lucky am I to have so many Things I love and cherish enough for them to reshape my very person, change my beliefs and make me grow? Things that make my own loved ones see the Things out in the wild, and go out of their way to make sure I see them too?

How wonderful is it that I have Things that I love so much that the very act is deemed and dubbed "not normal", making my love for them seem like it's more than they are supposed to recieve? An out-of-the-ordinary and above-the-norm appreciation for the Things that make the people around me shake their heads, call me "silly".

My dear, beloved Things, may I always stay silly for you ❤️

[laylanatorseventeen]

rolling up to pelican town and bagging the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes is hilarious when you consider how you can dress yourself in this game

For example I have provided illustrations

Haley. Sexy, stylish, beautiful. Me in my toga and laurel wreath and mud on my feet. Probably smell like fish bc this was right after 1.6 released and I was obsessed.

Emily. So stylish and avante garde and quirky and manic pixie dream wife. I'm wearing a garbage can lid as a hat and a 'shirt' literally made of seaweed. Only saving grace might be the crystal shoes if it wasn't so dissonant with the rest of the Fit. Probably has loose honey in pockets.

Alex, my most recent beau. He doesn't know it yet but he shall be mine. I have recently discovered the propeller hat and the galaxy hammer. I may have accidentally smacked him with it once. Not pictured: my 20 fish ponds and green Goku hair hidden under the propeller hat. Also I'm trying to raise slimes and it low-key kinda sucks. I'm about to rock your world Alex baby.

[your-queen-shuri]

Its like my first post here and im already have something controversial to say

I need to summon Bartseq and Howl's moving castle fandoms

How about Bartimaeus trilogy and Castle in the air (moving castle) crossover

Soldier and Abdullah's mission but it's kinda loser magician/rude jinni dynamic

Me and chat literally jump from one trilogy to another ten times a day so crossover was only a matter of time

(don't expect me to have structure or something, it's just an draft of idea, and i don't even know english that much)

Abdullah, an apprentice of magician, first time summoned someone more powerful than foliot. He needs help with search of Flower-of-night, and he think sm stole her, like many other girls in town

But this jinnie don't seem to be helpful.

Demon named Justin do everything but help

First he was summoned he wasn't scary, creep, or any word that you imagined when hear ab demons, nah

Jinn looks like a soldier in an old-fashioned gray uniform, his eyes glowing an inhuman blue. Not only did he light up the room with a green ghostly glow, he still looked as if he had just been pulled out of the field.

Abdullah was rather confused than scared, and then, spirit, in a form of man, begin to talk in this throbbing, polyphonic voice.

He's bragging about how many wars he won, how many battlefield he go through and how much well-known generals he spoke to.

And i think he don't want to anyone call him by his name bc "on the war we don't have names until we dead. Only titles, I'm just a Soldier."

(if you even care, author of idea described it like

WHAT DOES A KID NEED FROM THE SPIRIT OF WAR...U NEED ME TO FIND YOUR LOVER? AM I LIKE CUPID TO YOU, OR WHAT? LOOK CAREFULLY: BEFORE YOU, THE HERO OF COUNTLESS WARS!!!! INVINCIBLE MILITARY POWER!!!!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH SO MANY FIELDS OF BATTLE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DREAMED SO MANY DREAMS IN YOUR LIFE AND WILL NEVER DREAM, SAY YOUR TRUE ORDER, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER FOR ME )

He talks too much, Abdullah thinks. And little bit even thankfull for that bc last day were wild, he needs a minute to breathe and calm down. So he listens demons comments on everything

On his stupid order, bc he clearly doesn't expect some child summon him to find a girl. He expect another war. Even asked who we fight against this time. All his life he was called only for such tasks. he emphasized that battles were his specialty, and he would not accept any other assignment (actually i think poor man needs to learn how to live outside of war but it's just me)

An place. He looks out of window and goes "dammit don't tell me it's Ingary. Ugh, I've hated this place since the war against Strangia" or something

"yes, oh most rustless out off jinns, it's actually Kingsbury" Abdullah answer. Soldier only made a annoying noise with tongue and decided don't try to scare a boy with illusions of screams or image of running against him monsters

***

Now im gonna throw up takes without explanation

- Justin Soldier being like the worst servant in the world. Abdullah pissed, bc he often can't force him to do simple tasks. Physical punishment didn't help because 1) Abdullah almost never really do ant, but often threatens 2) Jinn don't care

So. Boy should find damn food for Jamal's angry dog himself, ashamed of how his demon unable do such a order. (Soldier bring a wrong meat for pet on purpose. He'd like to watch how boy run from him.)

- yea. In most of cases it's Soldier decide what they need to do. Not his master.

- he always tries to lead a guy astray from saving the love of his life, distractin him like maybe sometimes point on some girl

"look, such a beautiful mistress out there, see? Much closer than that your stolen princess huh, maybe try a shot?"

- ALSO. almost forgot. Justin favourite form it's that form of this random old fashioned strangian soldier (that Abdullah asked him to change bc it's capital city you know noone wants to see someone like that here. He don't care.) and black blue-eyed cat. Always one of this two looks. Yes, in this version Abdullah still have annoying cat that always sits on his shoulder. It's now just his jinn.

- Abdullah has much less professionalism and he don't have a library in his head like Nat did. Actually, by magician standards he like kinda below average. Although, surprisingly, he has one of the most powerful magicians as mentor.

- we decided. Princeses are opposition. Flower-in - night just run away from her violent and crazy mentor to girls to plan throwing a government. They all kinds of girls from magician and commoners family's, some of them are listed as missing (or as stolen. Stolen girls from all the town you know, like princesses), some are here in secret from their families, god they even have policeman on their side

- you have three take to guess who's Abdullah's mentor.

Yes. It's a damn Ben Suliman. He's one of ministers. We just don't decide minister of what he is.

(all the credits to @jutenium for this precious idea)

So. What do you think, folk.

We have more drama, i can make part 2

Bc we NEED to talk about Hatter sisters here

[overcaffeinated-aro]

I think my newest pet peeve in media is when an older person is revealed to have been a beauty when they were younger and noone can believe it!! there’s no way that’s the same person can you believe this old hag was such a looker??

but you see they still have the same bone structure so if you’ve paid attention you’ve been able to tell all along. also they don’t look bad now!! they’re still stunning! wtf are you talking about??

[tommygotwrittenoff]

the implications of "guess all that company must have wore you out" is crazy. eddie knew about maddie's plan, he knew and he didn't want to be a part of it. if buck wanted his company, buck would come to him. and buck did

[spottys-rathole]

Anyways, my brother made me binge watch the first season of The Office and everyone kept telling me this was a sitcom, yet nobody told me this was actually a horror series (im joking, yes it's a funny haha series) (but if you have ever worked in this exact kind of life-sucking job in your life. Then you know. And this is my own personal hell)

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

i finally finished High Noon Over Camelot. I am...........unwell

[sunnykeysmash]

just realized there's probably a lot of new people in sunnyblr so im gonna shill again the sunny spec script I wrote in 2020 in 2 days