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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

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BREE MATTHEWS & SELWYN KANE from THE LEGENDBORN CYCLE by TRACY DEONN

“You're not carrying me like this!” I sputter, gesturing to my sling. “Just— just tossed over your back like a sack of potatoes—”. He bends and drops me onto my feet, not helping me at all when I stumble back and nearly fall, disoriented. Instead he releases a slow, frustrated stream of air through his nostrils. "How would you like me to carry you? What would please you, Page Matthews?" I huff and circle him, evaluating my options and ignoring his long-suffering stare. "Piggyback." "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Like that movie—" "Shut up." "Churlish. "Arrogant."

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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strangers being kind to you is one of the best things ever because you know that they gain nothing from it and they probably will never see you again but they just choose to be kind

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🌕💙⚜️💙Stars and the Moon💙⚜️💙🌕

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🌕💙⚜️💙Stars and the Moon💙⚜️💙🌕

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thinking about creatures.

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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf: