ismyteadoneyet

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god, your worst warrior needs money

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

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sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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Still one of my favorite things I've created

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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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what event in my life has led to me watching too many tv shows and calling fictional characters ‘the love of my life’ 

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