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cyle-stuff · 1 year ago

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SPOILERS FOR S5 EP11 BUNGOU STRAY DOGS!

BULLSHIT!

I’m calling bullshit on this!

No way Sigma is dead!

(May or may not be possibly delusional again)

#my main theory at the moment is that Sigma is in coma and he’ll come back eventually to reveal something about Fyodor later in the story #because even though Fyodor is dead (Debateable in I opinion) I believe Fyodor influence on the story is not done yet #and there for The agency might need information on Fyodor later in the story and they would have Sigma for that #ALSO #Sigma also has mysteries of his own that still haven’t been answered #like who is he really?#every character in bungou stray dogs is based off an author/that author’s works. so who is Sigma based off of?#and who wrote Sigma into The Book?#look at me being a little theorist in the tags haha #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs spoilers #bsd season 5 spoilers #bsd s5 ep11 #bsd sigma #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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autograph exchange

#transformers one #transformers #b 127 #bumblebee #soundwave #for the people who really like my soundwave and bee dynamic #i didnt think people would like it so much EHEHE #he wants another casette...#little guy who thinks hes so awesome and the coolest person ever #its gotta be at least a LITTLE flattering

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anyknotrants · 3 months ago

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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

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aluminumneedles · 3 months ago

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I'm knitting in the corner at a party

and guys my age stop by to tell me I remind them of their aunt, of their grandmother. This is a compliment and I take it as such. They confess to having tried crochet once, and I smile. They get back in line for the bathroom.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and a queer woman sits on the floor next to me, arranges her skirt, and smiles up at me. (I try not to blush.) She asks me all the questions on her mind about my craft and I answer them, hands still moving. We swap yarn sources. She doesn't stay, but she knows where to find me.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party and everyone knows where to find me when they need a minute, when socializing is too much and the music is too loud and they need to catch their breath. They pretend to be checking in on me, which is sweet, but I can see the relief in their eyes the moment they stop performing for a house full of people. They sit down and tell me things and all the while they never take their eyes off my hands.

The party has wound down and I'm still knitting and the hosts, two guys in their twenties, thank me for "helping to curate the vibe." I had no idea that's what I was doing. I leave the party having forgotten to drink anything and without that woman's number but with many rows added to my top-down raglan sweater. I call it a night, and a good one.

#knitting #knitblr #poetry #tagging this with poetry feels ridiculous #but oh well #anyway this is a true story #or technically two true stories smushed into one #i sent this to one of the guys who hosted the party and he said “this is really nice” like twenty times #and then he thanked me again for helping to curate the vibe #anyway i feel like those of us who do it know the kind of impact that knitting in public can have #but i guess it wasn't until i was reflecting on this party that i realized it could be used to create a safe space #if you will #okay that's enough tags #anyway i hope you enjoy #bon appetit #etc #UNEDITED BTW SO BE NICE #please

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dovewingkinnie · 1 month ago

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where was yarnaby when the doctor got snatched

#rest in pieces bro #something about this full grown man yelling out YARNABY!!!! is really pitying #your precious bodyguard didn't work out did it #who knows if he managed to train yarnaby enough to become his bodyguard by this point though #i like to imagine he did #they took advantage of the one moment yarnaby wasn't around #anyway we dont really know how harley got taken away to be turned into a brain #so this could be playing out wrong #just drew it like this for dramatic effect #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 4 #yarnaby #dr sawyer #harley sawyer

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ciderbird · 1 year ago

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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

#historians are out there beefing with ppl who died over 200 years ago. good for them #history #history memes #this isn’t really about anyone in particular #but I did read the most hilariously bitter takes on alexander I #not that it’s hard to poke fun at his vanity and indicisive nature but like. he was just a poor little meow meow #although I have some weird grudges against dead ppl as well *cough* Catherine II *cough*

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foolsocracy · 10 months ago

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identity reveals are always fun

#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis #theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it #also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically #Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name #and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways #and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life #and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do #teen titans #fab five #donna troy #wally west #dick grayson #garth of shayeris #roy harper #dc #dc comics #my art #everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]

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maythedreadwolftakeyou · 3 months ago

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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like #'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually #guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life #those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais #fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle #who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this #god. the hug. i'm not okay #that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were #cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)

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batbabydamian · 9 months ago

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runaway robin

Detective Comics #1031, Robin (2021) Tournament Outfit, Detective Comics #1033

#damian wayne #or should i say runway robin because why did his outfits slay #the extravagant boots the gold accents #but wearing his first appearance suit from when he was 10 YEARS OLD Damian sweetie…😭#also i like to think Damian brought Cleo to someone who really needed a furry companion #batbabyart

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roninkairi · 2 years ago

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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purpleangiie · 2 months ago

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Damian: "Grayson, what are you staring at?"

Dick: "Sh!"

Tim: "Leave him be, D. He's emotional."

Damian: "Over what?"

Dick, staring at the two quiet figures in front of them: "Would you believe that? Jason and Bruce existing in the same space and not throwing a tantrum, but actually behaving like two adults? They're even working together at the same desk. Unbelievable."

Damian: "Wait, has father just ruffled Todd's hair?"

Dick: "And he didn’t even punched him back! I'm so proud of how far they both have come. *sniff* Now we could all be one happy family."

Damiam: *looking absolutely bewildered, gazing up at Tim who just shrugs*

Tim: "Give them 15 minutes."

Damian: "12."

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Jason: "Bruce. Bruce WHERE IS MY PEN?"

Bruce: "Y-your pen, Jason?"

Jason: "Oh my god. You don't even remember it. My pen, Bruce. My personalized red and golden Montblanc you gifted me for my 14th birthday. I left it here, where is it? You threw it away, didn't you? LIKE YOU DID WITH ANY REGARD YOU EVER HAD FOR ME AND MY FEELINGS? DID YOU FORGET I WAS YOUR SON TOO? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO LOVE ME?"

Dick: "Damn! We got so close."

Tim: "And that'd be 10 minutes and 35 seconds."

Damian: "-TT- Pay up, Drake."

#they got so close...#Tim: “But you said 12”#Damian: “Anything under 15 was your defeat Todd”#Jason cares so much about his stuff you know #that was HIS pen #Bruce how could you throw it away?#(plot twist: it was actually Tim who took it)#(it was a really nice pen!)#(he's lost it like half of the things he owns)#(sorry not sorry - Jason will never know)#batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #my incorrect quotes #and I'm back on tumblr lmao

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 month ago

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prowl and bulkhead humanformer deisgnss

bee and ratchet

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neuro-psyche · 10 months ago

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-