#like this is dangerous period

[blue-genes]

Umm, I'm sorry, what the actual fuck!?!??

[stillgotscars]

you know what makes me so queasy? the progression from “i once was poison ivy, but now i’m your daisy” → “pick your poison, babe, i’m poison either way” and “i’m the death you chose, you’re in terrible danger”

[fatedroses]

Baby Zenos being curious of everything means Atticus can't skip out on tuning anymore and Solus gets extra hands for some of his tools.

[ghostface-knight]

hey guys just found out that people on tiktok are getting mad at anybody who headcannons any of the characters from the outsiders as gay because "it was the 60s"????

i hate it here

[toddtakefive]

I thrash around like those inflatable tube men every time I remember that Neil literally just wanted to act, no matter if he had his parents permission or not. Possibly the most harmless way a teenage boy could rebel, and it was successfully twisted into a tale of obsession, and deception, and malicious defiance. So successfully, in fact, that I see some people who watched the movie call it that. It was just acting.

[heraldofcrow]

One thing about me is that if you shun or try to isolate a friend of mine (or just anyone who you’ve dubbed a “fault in the system��� or harmful despite evidence to the contrary) after you misjudged them for being a bad or malicious or untrustworthy person, I am going to rabidly support them and be extra fucking loud about it and make sure their voices are heard from every corner and it will literally be my driving force to stay online and alive for years.

[mechazushi]

@kafkahibinomybeloved tagging you for blessing me for access to one percent of your supply of Kafka pics for reference.🤣

@sonicasura tagging you even though I'm not sure you know/care about the Yakuza games but I hope the AU idea of the Division Three being a Yakuza family will invade your head as deep as it did mine.

@iceclew tagging you because I've heard life has been... interesting... for you lately and I thought you would like to laugh at some brain rot au shit. (Probably should have made this KCD related but this had a bigger grip on me. I think once I get done with the current fic I might try a knight au.)

I also have an idea for a comic where I redraw the bonus ending of Yakuza 0 where Kiryu and Goro meet for the first time but it's Hoshina and Kafka.

Seriously, for those of you that know how Goro sounds try to imagine Hoshina saying "HIBINO-CHAN!!!" in the same way. Bet you 20 bucks you can't do it with out laughing on the first try.

[emphasisabled]

Not Callum out here getting the short end of the stick big time in the BNHA AU.... but ig at least he gets two kids and two husbands to make up for it! Callum and Ren were childhood friends that were separated when Callum was kidnapped by a villain org, as you do, and experimented on, as they do. His telepathic radius got BIG, but not much other than that despite their hopes... or so they think. But Callum is a smart cookie and isn't about to reveal that after those experiments he can do a helluva lot more. Either way, he's kept and put on 'security', where he monitors for threats via some new tech the org came up with after experimenting on him. New kidnapees are brought to him to be 'read', and thats how he gets his kids - ALSO getting the unfortunate end of the stick - when he's about 16 and the twins are about four.

Teenage fatherhood strikes again! Suffice it to say, they're 'homeschooled', by Callum mind, who does NOT have a degree but that telepathy can make up for a lot. The three of them aren't getting fed much, even if they get some decent rooms (with a little balcony even!) and hot water showers (unlike the other kidnapees), so to that end Callum doesn't achieve his full 6'1 of height here. The kids need the food more than he does. They also end up staying pretty smol tho, and prone to illness once they're out, alas.

Callum's collar is equipped with a tracker, tranqs in case he's naughty (or just needs to sleep like damn boy), and a protective cover for The Matrix style port thats been installed into the back of his spine. Gotta throw those telepathic readings onto the screen somehow ig? Vasya, also a telepath and able to manipulate others emotions, also has this port. Vivi, telekinesis, does not. Neither of the kids have the sedatives - the risk of ODing them is too high. They are also getting experimented on. Via telepathy, Callum siphons off their pain so they, at least, don't have to deal with that.

Callum tried to escape once. Made a pretty good go of it! They took his leg to ensure that wouldn't be happening again. The only time he has access to a wheelchair (or any kind of mobility aid) is when the villains are taking him to and fro. BUT Chrys rescues him, other strike team members rescue the kids and other kidnapees, and Chrys BBQs the closest thing Callum's had to a dad for the past twelve years! Buuuut he gets to see his bestie (and future husband) Ren again in person as opposed to just in dreams, in addition to his family, so aaaaaye. Silver linings!

Callum's range when he pushes it is BIG. Otherwise it's about 5k square miles or in other words, about the size of Tokyo and the greater Tokyo area. He can download knowledge from other people's heads, but only if he can look into their eyes. Hijacking and memory thievery can be done from a distance however. He also learns to unlock telekinesis from the twins :3 cus i love my OP ocs. Migraines are the big drawback here, they can put him out of commission for up to a week after he strains himself. Well. And being experimented on. But still.

The twins were orphans to begin with, so with Callum, Ren, and Chrys they stay!

uhhhh callums gaming chair is black and red but ive got some eye strain so please feel free to imagine that to your liking uhuhuhu

[professorsta]

Look, if you want inspiration for the Merlin au where he resents Arthur to the point that he goes rogue, listen to Crossing the Line and Waiting in the wings from Tangled the series. Resentment set to the Max

[gorillawithautism]

i don't really understand people who get annoyed when anime characters call out each other's names a lot because like, idk i feel like i'd be calling out my friends names a lot too if they were dying in front of me

[kongatom]

Where are your parents? Give me their numbers. I beg you. Please, don't arrest me. I don't want them to know about this. If i get in jail, they would be so disappointed in me.

DANGEROUS ROMANCE; episode 07.

[nexilu]

Imagine that the end of Supernatural is actually Sam going to live his dream of having a normal life and Dean keeps hunting. The two brothers go separate ways but keep calling each other, Dean come visit Sam whenever he can et Sam makes it clear that he is always welcome in his house at any time. Maybe Sam even help Dean with some hunts sometimes without it having an impact on his life. Sam marries a sweet girl, they buy a nice house and gets a puppy.

Later, Sam end up having a son, a literal mini version of him and Dean becomes the BEST uncle ever who wears leather jackets and picks him up at school in his cool car. When the boy becomes a teenager, he learns about monsters and hunting. Then something happens idk what (probably Sam being kidnapped by monsters) but it ends up with the boy riding shotgun in the Impala while Dean drives with metal music on. Both, uncle and nephew, going on a hunt together to find their brother/dad.

[gxlden-angels]

I don't know if it's the religious trauma or the dead mom trauma but the conservative christian insistence on not teaching children about their bodies in school and insistence that this knowledge should be private in all circumstances with no exceptions should be seen as suspicious at best and criminally malicious at worst

[jaffre]

doctor confirmed that 👉 this guy 👈 got pcos and i just got an implant to at the very least get my whacky periods under control and hopefully get them to stop entirely

[bunnyboy-juice]

im begging people to turn on the post dates for your feed bc sometimes i see ppl rb advice with good intentions but the advice is from 2010-2017 and therefore is WILDLY outdated!!!! and that's not good!!!!!

[fitzrove]

Bad dark joke but I feel like cultural representations of crown prince rudolf and the extreme overemphasis/influence of 1888-1889 in discussions of him are kind of like the internet meme thing with blobfish. Like that's his sad corpse you're parading around and showing to people,,,,,