#like this is a legitimate request

[glimblshanks]

Someone come explain monotheism to me, I don't GET it

[artsekey]

Went to apply for a job, midway through I learned that the person hiring is someone I respect very, very much in my field (who I have never spoken to), then saw the application site was closed (How Did I Miss the Deadline for this Really Cool Job!!!!) and then saw that it was the website's fault and that they were taking applications through LinkedIn DM's. So I did the premium trial & sent my reel in, and they told me they're sending it to recruitment/leads and that it's a good reel!!!! And then the person I have respected for years sent me a friend request!

I'm beside myself!!

[paigemathews]

abi’s three hundred one hundred follower celebration: choose your three favorite charmed ships | chris halliwell & bianca atwood

the absolutely chokehold these two have on me. enemies to lovers. changing sides and becoming a better person. finding love when you didn’t think yourself worthy of it. finding this one piece of happiness is a world destroyed and having to sacrifice it to the save the world that never did anything for you. risking your love on the hope that you’ll meet again in a new world.

[obimaulartfire]

At the request of @togrutahhh, I have babygirl-ified Dooku!

This started off easily enough, but then I got Invested in the outcome of this piece; I designed this outfit myself, absolutely agonized over the entire design process. (@nicolabarth can tell you, they saw the whole process from start to finish).

I think Dooku deserves to wear fancy dresses and tons of pearl strings, honestly.

(also tagging @rochenn because no one else would be a bigger fan of babygirl Dooku I think xD)

Who's next?

[sarellathesphinx]

Constantly torn between genuinely loving the remake timeline’s depiction of Reeve and Cait and being immensely sad that pretty much all of my favorite lines of theirs from the original were totally excised or bc of plot developments will never be said

[leonsliga]

If you could post the clip or gifs of rummenigge apologizing to manu for "koan neuer" and manu's big entrance (I think it's end of episode 2?) I would be so grateful ❤️

Of course! Behold, the infamous “koan neuer” incident, as told in Generation Wembley, Episode 2: Death or Gladioli:

And here’s the Manu moments from that scene, giffed (epic entrance included, naturally):

[walking-fnaf-encyclopedia]

yk whats really funny to me? people tend to characterize lolbit as highly aggressive, but like.. its not. like genuinely, it doesnt ever kill you. it just.. what, stops you from using stuff?

if anything, its the least dangerous sister location animatronic??

AND its one of the helpful animatronics in fnaf world!! it provides you with all sorts of helpful bytes! and dee dee (also a shopkeeper in fnaf world, and originating from there like lolbit) in the main games is only characterized as a nuisance by fans, not aggressive. if anything dee dee is worse - they dont offer a way for you to stop them like lolbit does, and you have to scramble to figure who the hell was added because they could very well kill you.

[douubles]

context for what "maybe" means in the tags

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

For that Hermit Permit uquiz I think I channeled all my teenage-self's frustration from my first attempt at getting my learner's permit where I failed the test because of a question that went like "When driving behind another vehicle in town, what is a safe distance to keep between the vehicles?" and the answers were like A) 20 feet, B) 3 car lengths, C) 30 feet, D) a safe distance

want to guess what the correct answer was?? take a wild guess at which one it was

[melit0n]

Anytime I go onto tiktok and see those people reacting to Sleep Token I always feel like I'm in facetime with them or something. Like yeah, Acensionism is a banger and sob all you want to Blood Sport dude

[adelaidedrubman]

also i think i am having a bad allergic reaction to the mold in my office. there’s mold in my office btw

[foxdies]

my birthday is on monday can anyone gift me like 5 dollars so i can walk to the nearest walgreens and buy a new tube of toothpaste

[heirofdirk]

oagh.... could you draw a Tavros perhaps? don't care what, just the Guy :] (I love your art style so much btw!)

one tav comin right up

[sewers-headmates]

you know what if we see that you posted the same word for word request we’re deleting ours even if it’s already done. i’m not here to compete. we put actual fucking work into this please give us the respect of not COPY AND PASTING!

you can ask for the same alter but if you copy and paste the message you’re done

-daniel, not even a mod just don’t like these anger feelings over this

[allalrightagain]

Also, re: a rb from this morning, and this is the last I’m going to mention it—

I do think there’s something to be said that the gaza gfm spam started up around the time that the US election posts on this website really picked up.

We know, with support from staff and empirical evidence, that spam blogs with gfms have been a thing. We also know that there were psyops last election. Again, not up for debate.

This is not to say that every OP with a gfm or posting about the election or Gaza or anything related is a scam/psyop, but we do definitively know these things have happened before and that tumblr as a community was preyed on. I’m also not saying don’t reblog or post asks or donate, but… the fact is, unless you personally have met another user, you cannot be 100% certain they are who they say they are. Just, be cautious, verify things independently, and if they tell you to give them money or not vote or be mad with no recourse, maybe… look a little closer and think about whether you really want to platform them.

[poppyseed799]

ook i saw you were looking for life series requests. how about something with the mean gills post-limited life, where scott only has vague memories of the season since he didn’t win? and martyn’s tearing himself up with guilt over the betrayal, and scott is painfully oblivious. (romantic, platonic, queerplatonic, whatever floats your boat :D)

(I’ve never really used that headcanon of only the winners remembering the game since canon sort of goes against it, but it’s a really fun AU and I’d be happy to write more with it! Also I left the relationship ambiguous cuz I think that’s fun so everyone can imagine what they want. It’s not mentioned all that much.)

“Martyn! Hi!” Scott’s cheerful voice froze Martyn in place.

He wasn’t prepared for this. The thought of seeing Scott again hadn’t even occurred to Martyn when he betrayed him in Limited Life. He tried not to turn around to face Scott.

Fortunately or unfortunately, he didn’t have to, as Scott simply stepped in front of him. “How’s it going, mean gill?” Scott tilted his head at Martyn, smiling innocently.

Martyn forced himself to make eye contact with Scott. “Fine… just… a little shaken after Limited Life.”

This wasn’t entirely true. Martyn felt great after Limited Life. The thrill of winning left him ecstatic, and it wasn’t in spite of the killing, it was because of it. The joy had only faded moments ago, when Scott spoke and he realized what he had done.

Scott laughed. “Yeah, it was chaotic. But at least the Coral Isles were cool. Very relaxing.”

“…Even with all the explosions?” Martyn wasn’t sure why Scott was acting so… cheerful. So trusting. Did the betrayal mean nothing to him?

Scott frowned. “…Explosions…? I… I think I remember that…” he closed his eyes. “Hm… actually, I’m now starting to realize I don’t really remember too much of what happened during Limited Life.”

Oh. That would explain it. He doesn’t know! He doesn’t even remember Martyn betraying him! That’s why he’s smiling at him like that. That’s why he thinks Martyn is a safe person to be around. That’s why he’s not yelling at him right now.

Martyn had almost forgotten that everyone typically forgets the life games once they lose. Apparently, that doesn’t apply to winners.

“…Oh.” Was all Martyn could spit out. What was he supposed to do? Pretend he also didn’t know? Tell Scott the truth?

“So, tell me, did you win?” Scott asked, leaning forward. “I bet you did. You totally have it in you.”

Scott probably meant that Martyn had the survival and pvp skills to win. But instead what he “had in him” was the will to betray. He was the only one who could lower everyone’s guard and stab them in the back. The only one who really understood that it was a death match.

It was a good trait to have, selfishness. At least, a good trait in the world he lives in. He didn’t feel ashamed of this, not at all. If he could go back in time, he’d betray them again. It’s the way things were meant to be.

That’s why he didn’t feel bad right now. That’s why he knew exactly what he would say to Scott. Tell him that he won. He didn’t have to say that he won via betrayal, otherwise Scott would know not to trust him. He would use the amnesia to his advantage. And he wouldn’t feel bad. He was proud.

Yet, Martyn stayed frozen.

Scott frowned. “Did you lose? It’s okay if you did, I’m sure you did really well…”

“No… I… won…” Martyn managed to get out. Why did it feel wrong? It was the truth, and he was proud of it. He was. He’s wanted to win since the beginning.

“Oh! Yay! Congratulations! I knew you could do it.” Scott smirked. “How’d it go? I don’t even remember how I got out.”

Well, he couldn’t tell Scott that he had betrayed him. If he did that, he couldn’t betray him in the future. Yes, that’s why Martyn couldn’t bring himself to tell the truth. It was purely strategic. He was happy with what he’d done. He was.

Not having a good lie for what ended Scott must’ve been what froze Martyn up, what made him feel like he was unable to speak. He just had to come up with something. Say it was Impulse, who Martyn then killed. It would keep the placements the same, just mixing up who killed who a bit!

But Martyn couldn’t say a word. That idea felt like a weak raft in the ocean of his mind being drowned away by a storm of his feelings, but Martyn didn’t even know what that feeling was. He just felt frozen. Wrong, even. But nothing was wrong. He won.

Scott hummed. “Was it too traumatic or something?” He asked. “I guess the story can wait. I thought you’d be more excited.”

He was. He was excited. But now he’s not. Why? This was just pathetic. He wasn’t scared, right? There was nothing to be scared of. What else makes one freeze up like this?

“You don’t seem to be doing so well…” Scott bore a look of concern. “Do you want to sit down maybe? We could just chat about normal things.”

Scott’s still acting like Martyn’s friend. He doesn’t know! He doesn’t know how Martyn has wronged him! It’s wonderful, isn’t it?! It’s wonderful how Martyn can use this to his advantage. It doesn’t feel wrong at all!

…No, he can’t deny it. It feels wrong. It feels so, so wrong. Scott should be with trustworthy people. At least people who wouldn’t gain his trust just to betray him. Martyn couldn’t stand the thought of himself being near Scott. He felt…

Guilty.

He had been so happy that he won, so proud, so unbothered with the betrayal, it made the guilt worse! The worst part is, he still wouldn’t take it back. At this point, what he would take back was teaming with Scott, so that he never would have needed to betray him in the first place! Scott didn’t deserve that!

Why, oh why did Martyn get attached? It was a death match! He knew he would have to kill everyone. He knew he would need to be the last one standing. And yet, he bothered to make a real bond with his ally. That mistake was coming to bite him even after he had already won!

But calling their bond a mistake also felt wrong! He almost feels like he shouldn’t have betrayed Scott, but he knows he should have. He wouldn’t take it back.

Martyn just feels like a bad person. One who won’t even bother to change…

This doesn’t feel good…

This doesn’t… feel good……

“…Martyn?”