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So I've never watched Bee & Puppycat, but watching tiny-Mumbo talking in Computer Noises to giant-Grian while they scheme against the other players is giving me that vibe

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What Joel wanted vs. what he got

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SNAIL TO THE FACE

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I saw Grian's thumbnail/title while at work today and went "WAIT holy shit is this that killer snail thing???" and now that I'm watching the episode I'm so happy to be correct lmao

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situational irony

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The fact that I have heard more than one minecraft hardcore youtuber refer to baby zombies as 'Philza Killers' and treat them with extreme wariness and caution not extended to other mobs is Very Funny like oh no we can't fuck with the undead toddler it killed God once

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I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.

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@strawberryteddybear here you go! Good luck lol

Checked on that hermit permit uquiz I made a while back and it hasn't had any recent attempts at it, but it has consistently hovered around a 90% fail rate and remains there (90.94% currently), which I think means I captured the true spirit of grian's hermit permit request form

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Checked on that hermit permit uquiz I made a while back and it hasn't had any recent attempts at it, but it has consistently hovered around a 90% fail rate and remains there (90.94% currently), which I think means I captured the true spirit of grian's hermit permit request form

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Who will you be tonight, that’s the question

I saw a fun tutorial from @/gabeirg on insta and had to do this!!

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here's three drawings i made for the @hermitseasonzine shopping district section! check out the zine for all the other amazing contributions, and the rest of the section that @messiergalaxy31 and me collaborated on!! :]

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CLIP STUDIO IS ON DISCOUNT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get it

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Mr. Finnegan has THAT look. Idk how to describe it, but it's THAT look.

You feel me?

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I love that the snails are just this season's little throughline excuse for Grian to do silly little things to his neighbor's bases. Nooo, noo I didn't deteriorate your lighthouse, or put snail features on your airship, or briefly commandeer your shop/train, that was the snails! Ah, those pesky little fellas, always causing some shenanigans wherever they go. Yes, there is some warped wood logs and fences in my inventory, don't worry about it

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Bdubs' first attempts with the mace

Transcript under the cut

Skizz: Bdubs, now Grian--(clears throat) I'm curious. Let him do this and then I'm-- Grian: I'm in deep pain. Skizz:--I have an idea for something. (to Bdubs) I won't move buddy, 'member, it's a bucket clutch. Don't go for my head, go for a bucket clutch at my feet. Bdubs: Alr--(clears throat) and this is a right click, or a left click? Skizz: It's a left click- Grian, at the same time: Left click. Skizz: Like, attack. Grian: Bonk! Bdubs: Okay, alright. Skizz: Here we go--(wheezing laughter) Grian: Say a good catchphrase! Bdubs: Are ya ready? Skizz (mimicking Bdubs): I hope you're ready. Tango: (cut off laughter) Bdubs: Stop! It's hamma' time! (misses hitting Skizz) Tango: Awww--(everyone laughing) Bdubs: Dang it! Tango: --minus the hammer. Gem: Not the miss, Bdubs... Bdubs, defensively: He--I'm a little rusty! Gem: Ohhh... Bdubs: Stop! It's hamma' time. Tango, at the same time: (through laughter) it's hammer time... (Bdubs misses again, Skizz begins laughing) Gem, groaning: Bdubs... Tango: It's gonna have to be hammer hour at this rate. Skizz, laughing: It's hammer calendar! Grian: Is it hammer time yet? Tango: It's hammer phase of the moon. Bdubs: It's hammer time! (he misses, Skizz begins laughing harder) Bdubs, frustrated: Ooooohhhhh!! Bdubs: Alright, last one! Skizz: No, you got-- Gem: I wanna see him try a bucket clutch now. Bdubs: This is it--I bucket clutch better than you! I'll bucket ca--clutch competition you right now, okay. (everyone laughing quietly) Skizz: You're left clicking, right? Bdubs, at the time time: Stop. It's hamma--please be quiet during the--my moment. Grian: Can you do a different catchphrase this time? You got-- Tango: It might help, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Bdubs: Uh--Looks like the hammer just found a nail! (he tries again, and dies, his items exploding everywhere) (everyone begins hysterically laughing) Bdubs: Dang it! (the laughter continues) Bdubs: What an embarrassment. (through laughter) What an absolute embarrassment. (more snickering, Tango sounds like he's crying from laughter) Bdubs: Some chainmail pants-- Skizz: That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen-- Tango, through tears and laughter: I can't stop laugh--(he cuts himself off with laughter) Bdubs: Aghhhhh. I'll--I will not be using a mace, as we have demonstrated here, today. (Tango is still laughing hysterically in the background) Skizz: That was so good--that was too good!

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My manager's kid hangs around at my job sometimes and sometimes he'll have his tablet with Minecraft on it, and since discovering that I know Minecraft and also know how commands work I am now his go-to person every time he wants to open a creative world and find a specific structure to explore

Today it's a desert temple because I guess he saw a cool way to make a house out of it :)

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*cries in peaceful mode*

(I didn't know how to craft them until just now, I literally clicked the recipe in the crafting table and out loud said "No!" when I saw the blaze rod)

This is going to be dark prismarine all over again, help, I'm about to run so many blocks just to find pretty blocks