#fc bayern münchen

[leonsliga]

leon in a bayern santa hat appreciation post

[thommi-tomate]

-Bambi making a parody of Harry

-Thomas filming it

They are definitely father and son

[luvviess]

Jamal Musiala for versus

[andtheywerefootballers]

This pookie. This cutie patootie. This powder sugar glaze. This chocolate chip cookie, this god damn too sweet apple crumble served with vanilla ice cream. I mean look at him, look at ma boy

[gaebal]

I see no difference

[imaginemyhappyplace]

so idk if anyone ever posted a "best of" of the chinese Audi FCB Tour show because the Neuller moments were strong, so imma do it now sjshsg

1.

Moderator: "Please introduce us to Neuer, so we can have a more complete understanding of him."

Thomas: "You already know how Manuel Neuer looks, but I can only say so much about his footballing ability. It's like the calligraphy said. He is a wall that a thousand strikers can't conquer. But I hope to be the first one to do it. Even if it's only in training." (the original thing he said in german was even more gay than the translation like bye)

Moderator: "I just saw Neuer laughing shyly."

*Manu continues to blush and laugh shyly without a comment*

Moderator: "Müller said you're a wall. What is he then?"

Manu: "Thomas is a proper striker who can do everything. In a lot of cases, as he's said himself, he's not sure how he scores, but he does."

2.

Moderator:"You two are the furthest from each other on the pitch. When are you close to each other during a match?"

3.

Moderator:"So when do you see him rushing out, how do you feel? Does it startle you?"

Thomas: "No, Manu doesn't surprise me anymore. That time is long gone. He's always good for a surprise."

4.

*they show a clip of Manu's best of moments*

Thomas: "That was so cool. wasn't it? Awesome! World class. Can I get a copy of that for myself?" (he basically said for private reasons😃)

5.

Moderator: "So I really want to ask Neuer, how did you feel when you saw Thomas wearing a dirndl? Did it take your breath away?"

Manu: "My first reaction was that I was surprised but the dirndl looks very good on him."

Thomas:"But it was really tight."

*Manu noods and grins approving"

[ermuellert]

"thomas müller is the future of fc bayern" :)

[meazalykov]

jamal musiala is in love

jamal musiala x reader headcannons

warning: 18+ nsfw mentions

❀⋆ Jamal was pulled to you the moment he laid eyes on you. He couldn’t keep his eyes off of you since he found you stunning. I can imagine this being at a party or event setting. He asks Alphonso or Tel if they’ve known you, but both of them don’t. Eventually, he gets the courage to walk up to you and engage in a conversation with you since he realizes that none of his close teammates know you well enough to be his wingman. 

❀⋆ He is not the person that will move quickly into a relationship with you. The starboy is too focused on football to make you a priority just shortly after he met you. This doesn’t mean that he doesn’t care about you or doesn’t want to be with you. He knows he wants to be with you, but Jamal is patient, doesn’t want to rush things, and knows good things take time. 

❀⋆ A year after the two of you met for the first time, he asks you to be his girlfriend. You were shocked, as you started to slowly lose hope that he would want a relationship while he focused on his football career. He promised you that he likes you a lot and does have time outside of Bayern to spend time with you, since you both live in Munich. 

❀⋆ The Bayern Munich star is secretive and reserved. He doesn’t want the media to get a hold of his relationship with you. He loves you so much and shows you off on his small private account with his close friends and family who follow, but he knows what the public could do to relationships. 

❀⋆ This doesn’t mean that the media will never get a hold of it. One day, a German gossip reporter posted to instagram that they’ve received a tip on the relationship between the both of you. Other gossip pages tagged along with this rumor. You’re an influencer who gained a huge following from (your favorite interest) so people immediately shipped the two of you and couldn’t believe it.

❀⋆ Jamal is obsessed with you and is your number one supporter (and vice versa). He always texts you goodmorning/goodnight, brushes/combs your hair, compliments you, loves massaging your feet and hands, he cooks your favorite foods, loves cuddling with you, applies your skincare on your face when you’re too tired to do so, and helps you put your jacket on when you’re heading to an event with him. Clearly, Jamal's love language is acts of service and quality time. 

❀⋆ When you’ve met his mother for the first time, six months after becoming his girlfriend, she loved you like her second daughter. You’ve engaged in daily conversations with her about things that reminded her of you, you visited her by yourself without Jamal sometimes, and the two of you engaged in things like going shopping, getting manicures, and more fun activities. Jamal appreciates your close relationship with his mom because he prioritizes his family too and wants you involved with them. 

❀⋆ Jamal loves wearing the clothing brand Supreme. You’ve noticed this throughout your relationship with him, since he has an interesting choice in fashion. For two weeks, you went to New York City to visit your best friends who didn’t live in Munich. Throughout this time, you’ve missed him so much. 

❀⋆ One day in the city, you walked along the street with your friends and saw a Supreme store. Your eyes light up and you’ve pulled your friends into the store with you. The two girls were confused about your actions since you didn’t wear Supreme at all. Once they’ve noticed that you’re shopping for men’s clothes, they’ve realized what you’re doing. You went back to Germany and gave Jamal all of the stuff you’ve gotten him. 

❀⋆ “Awe baby you shouldn’t have”  he softly spoke as his soft lips made contact with your forehead. 

❀⋆ “But I wanted to!” You blushed as you gave him a tight hug. 

❀⋆ The both of you have a healthy sex life that is driven with love and affection. The first time you’ve both had sex, the two of you were drunk off of beer (#Germany). At first, you felt ashamed since this happened before things were official between the two of you. You were nervous that he would’ve left you since many people had that stereotype about footballers. However, he reassured you that he was head-over-heels for you and isn’t leaving you. The both of you started having sex regularly shortly after the relationship was official. The boy goes crazy at the sight of you bended over in-front of him, your droopy eyes as his face is in-between your legs, and your lips struggling to kiss his during missionary due to moaning. 

❀⋆ The king of aftercare. He will never leave you to fend for yourself after making you finish. He loves running a bath for the both of you where he sits behind you, he will give you nice cold water to drink, and he does his best to take care of you. 

❀⋆ Jamal is motivated when he's playing for Bayern. However, he goes crazy when he sees you in the crowd watching him. He believes that you’re a good luck charm and loves seeing you have his name and number on your back during the times you wear his jersey.

❀⋆ He is obsessed with kisses. He could fall asleep feeling your lips kiss over his forehead, cheeks, lips, and neck. He can’t get enough of you. It's the same way you’re obsessed with his arms and hair. 

❀⋆ Jamal would trade the world for your happiness. He loves you and you two have a great long life together <3

[we-love-soccer-2006]

Leon for Adidas

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Manu: Is something burning?

Thomas, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Manu: Thomas, the toaster is literally on fire-

[cooneycrossed]

Just fell to my knees in the middle of my room

[leonsliga]

📸: Alphonso Davies celebrates his goal with Leon Goretzka | FC Bayern München vs. RB Leipzig | 20.12.2024

[thommi-tomate]

I love them so much 😭

[luvviess]

Jamal Musiala on his friendship with Levi colwill

"one of the first friends I made when I came to England was Levi Colwill. I showed up on the first day of training at Southampton’s academy, and I was speaking 99% German. I walked up to Levi, because I guess he looked nice, and I tried the best I could…."

"Levi probably thought I was so weird, but we bonded over the game, and I started slowly learning English. You know what’s crazy? We even found out we had the exact same birthday. It was like fate, us becoming boys. We ended up moving to Chelsea together a few months later"

[pjflmga]

Pernille’s hattrick for bayern vs hoffenheim🔥😌

[thatgryffindor]

Wait WHAT