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Jaws getting White Widow(or whatever yelena’s super hero name is) merch made because they can’t find as much of it at the store like Nat and Wanda’s merch.
You already know bud :3
It's giving "I'll add it to the list" - Steve Rogers
#jaws au#jaws getting yelena/white widow merch commissioned#because of course#we gotta support the bestie#jaws has the line to exclusive merch#i gotta get that plug's number fr...#yelena's probably taken aback by it at first#like -i can't believe you got that made-#but like not in a mean way i swear#like she loves that jaws does that#it's just pretty surprising to her#cause she's not super mushy y'know#jaws can be wholeosme#yelena belova#jaws maximoff#mutant!reader#j.headcanons#ib/jaws#ink.yelena#ib-jc.
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i’m sorry but the way these two are so clearly visibly shoving their feelings for each other aside as they try and convince themselves that her marrying alfonso will make her happy when deep down they both know only cesare could is my roman empire
#text#the borgias#lucrezia x cesare#otp: we are the unholy family#cesare x lucrezia#mel talks#the way her jaw tightens right before she smiles and says she believes she can love him [alfonso]#and then cesare’s jaw does the same like five seconds later#*pterodactyl screech*
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hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like a lot of people still don't know this. ashley reese, who met alex at that pool party and interviewed him like a year ago is treated by the fandom like she's some kind of angel and is very much loved (even though she did nothing special?) when she's... well, I'll let you decide.
she thinks miles is such a bad person that he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog (x)
she very much enjoys him getting a really bad review (x)
she's glad about him not joining am for 505 (x)
she calls out am fans who still like alex and alexa, even though she's the exact same ("when she gets comments like this all the time" girl, you're the one writing similar shit. she has other posts discussing alexa and alex, but they're old, like the ones from the last screenshot) (x, x, x, x, x)
#the first one made me my jaw drop#it just had to be said I'm sick and tired of people supporting her#i heard these rumours of her openly hating on miles about a month ago but i didn't pay them much attention#but it does seem to be very much true#it's also said that she likes tons of comments of people hating on him#+ she loves deloulou... obviously.#(they're both arrogant and self-important ; of course she does)#poor alex was smiling so sweetly too in the photos with her - if only he knew#why did she become so 'famous' in the fandom anyways#i fuck with NO ONE who talks badly about my man. idc who you (think) you are#ashley reese#louise verneuil#alex turner#arctic monkeys#miles kane
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when the weird sinistrope you hired to help kill your father starts holding your hand
#team kill your dad#help im missing enderal#started listening to tharael dialogue again#i love it when he says shut up#also my prophet has like. burn scars on half her face and my jaw dropped when he said 'go put your head over an open fire'#like one; wild coincidence for my headcanon but also omfg tharael! someone already did that to her! Dx#i imagine lyrae is just like. super naive and she genuinely tries to hold his hand to stop from getting lost in the undercity#the first time she does it he's probably like 'what the fuck are you doing?'#and he's just fuckin baffled by it bc why is she so weird#pina art
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what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.
#theo.txt#spn#charlie#spn spoilers#spn 10x21#almost none of the women who've gotten fridged on this show have deserved it but still#good god this one made me especially angry#why do you use this character for a plot point and then ship her off somewhere. to oz or to the afterlife. so often?#she was such a cool character with a good story that i enjoyed and related to and THIS is what they did with her?? and from my perusing she#doesn't even really come back like bobby occasionally does?? and his death. while devastating to me as somebody who really liked him. still#felt WAY better than this#sorry i ended that episode with my jaw on the fucking FLOOR oh my god. /neg#what did she have to die for? where is that post about female characters dying so male characters can feel sad but it's a gifset of all the#bullshit ass deaths of women on supernatural#i love the show fucking obviously but jesus h christ.#but also you know what. having the context that i have. still a fucked up thing to say but i see why dean says That to sam now during#charlie's funeral. it IS an interesting look into how they respond to the other one violating their wishes/freedoms and into their larger#dynamic actually! but thats not what this post is really about#wow. i am actually livid. poor fucking charlie.#if she was like a sister to the winchesters how about you bring her back huh? how about you revive her? jesus christ#i wonder what her heaven is like. i hope its dnd and movie night with the girls#i took a little break mid-typing this to see if i was just being insane and angry but no the super wiki has a whole section about the fan#outrage at charlie's death and the discussions it furthered about the show's misogynistic tendencies#and you know what? good!#ok anyway. im going to go browse charlie art and feel abnormal now.#supernatural#charlie bradbury
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I like the idea of an extremely pro mage/ anti chantry warden getting watered down and basically propagandatized by the chantry
Like Aviae hates the circles with a passion, and is actively outspoken about that. Shes killed templar's by the end of awakening, and has almost zero remorse about doing so because they hurt her best friend! Her whole life has been spent under Templar control and she's angry and pissed off about it. She may have played the perfect pupil in the circle (only because she was terrified, she was so scared of the brand that it made her sick to her stomach) but now that shes out? She refuses to be quiet about it
However. The chantry can't have someone that important speaking ill about them, can they? Luckily, Aviae has a distaste for politics (even if she becomes fairly okay at them out of necessity), and generally avoids the public eye so the chantry does what they do best (and lies). The hero of Fereldan? Oh yes, she was a Circle mage. Yes she was the epitome of a good mage; she followed the rules and did as she was told. In fact, her success just proves how well the circles work! If it weren't for her years of discipline, surely Fereldan would have been doomed to fail.
Idk I really like the idea of the hof being used as a form of propaganda by the circle, especially non human and mage origins. Even better if they died killing the Archdemon because what are they gonna do, contradict them? They cant! They're dead and their image is being used as propaganda
#dragon age#oc: aviae surana#warden surana#dao#the idea of aviae having tons of misinformation surrounding her has been an idea bouncing around my head for a while#unless you know her personally most people think shes pro circle#because thats what the chantry promotes! and most people get their information from the chantry!#i think when Leliana becomes divine she does try to counteract it#or at least in my worldstate shes divine#anyways but by that point its been so long and theres so much of it that it doesnt even matter#i feel like i can relate this to ameridan. somehow#is that his name? ameridan? it looks like it days american#idk the other Inquisitor from jaws of hakkon#sorry i love yapping abour aviae#shes my fav dragon age oc i love her sm i have to make anything and everything about her#its why my rook is her cousin#something something living in her shadow. yeah#worldstate: mage rights#<- i always forget to tag that lmao
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god i cannot wait to be off these steroids…
#marzi speaks#marzivents#<- it’s late n i’m kinda pent up abt this#i’m so TIRED of themmmm#i’m probs gonna be on them for the rest of the year. which SUCKSSS#i don’t like how many ppl comment on the moon face#i don’t mind it. like i look in a mirror and i’m okay.#it’s a little weird. but like. just because it’s different. like getting used to a new haircut#but every time i see someone for the first time in a bit it’s ‘woah your face got rounder’#and i have to go ‘oh yeah it’s water retention- steroids thing it’ll go away when i’m able to go off ‘em’#and they go ‘oh alright :) you still look good btw don’t worry’#and i just. i HATE how people talk about it!! like jfc. it’s so clear that they think it’s like kinda sad#my dad said he thinks it’s cute and he’s the only one i actually think is telling the truth there#my mom and i agree that it doesn’t matter. but even then she tries to tell me not to panic#like a little extra squish in my face is something to panic over#it’s so clear that so many people see it as another thing to pity#oh poor thing. has that chronic illness for the rest of her life. and the steroids made her jaw look rounder :(#like jfc i knew fatphobia was prevalent but come the fuck on. literally i’m like barely retaining water for steroids too#like. i’m still very much skinny (i JUST finished being malnourished ffs) but bc i’m retaining water in my face#now ppl feel the need to comfort me. over this tiny cosmetic thing that does not matter#like. i wouldn’t feel weird abt it if it weren’t for everyone else making it such a THING. why is everyone so weird about it#i’m not insecure about it but when ppl try to comfort me or go ‘it’s not that bad’ it makes me feel like i’m SUPPOSED to be insecure abt it#and it drives me NUTS. bc there are things about being on steroids that i would love to be comforted about#but the water retention is not one of them. i couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the water retention#y’know what i’d like to be comforted over? the mood swings. the irritability. the insomnia. the appetite fluctuation#the slow healing of skin. thinning and dryness in the skin. having to take like 3 other medications alongside the steroid#bc taking the steroid causes side effects that need to be medically treated or prevented#even outside of the steroid! i’d like some comfort about having to build back my stamina from scratch#i’d like some comfort about having the worst balance i’ve had in years#there’s. more to this. but i’m out of tags. maybe i’ll make some replies idk. i’m just. UGH
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Boonboomger Robo Monster
#boonboomger#this formation is very quickly becoming a top favourite robo for me ngl#big claws big teefies. things all robots should have#scratches the same itch that smog jouki kiramager does#love when a robot can bite you#boonboom has really nailed the aesthetics for me#the suits the robots the monsters the weapons#its like they were made for ME specifically 😌😌😌#marine is the best boonboom car because she becomes the big old jaws#move over chassiro i'm going to kiss her
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still obsessed with the fake tweets i made like. two years ago at this rate i think. i should make more. anyways i drew two of my favorites-
#puppy draws#yo-kai watch#yokai watch#youkai watch#ykw#hailey anne thomas#katie forester#whisper#whisper ykw#komasan#steve jaws#(kind of-)#canine time sucks so fucking bad in 3. in 2 it's rare in 3 i feel like every other red box has canine time#THE POOL OF OPTIONS IS LITERALLY BIGGER IN 3 WHY IS IT MORE COMMON-#anyways i love drawing hailey she is so silly <3 she go :3 and X3#i love every important yo-kai watch character they are all my blorbos <3 yes that does mean i have like. uhhhhh#eight. i think eight#yea eight#there's a reason i love 3 the most. i love the bestie moments. i need to replay 3 again hhhhhhhh#anyways
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Let's get a mold of your cock made so you can actually hear yourself fucking me from across "the pond" Hear the way my breath catches when you're stretching me out. Hear how wet you make me. The sound of you pounding into me until I'm making a puddle just for you.
Can you imagine getting videos of me sucking it? Licking it clean? Watching my lips sliding over it...gag on it....drool on it ...my eyes watering.
And then if you're a really good boy for me, you could listen to me whimper and whine while I slowly work it into my ass.
Just an idea...
I just went and looked it up. It's actually called "Clone-A-Willy" 😆 I definitely heard it with a British accent when I read that.
We absolutely need this in our life.
And that my dear is how you will know when it's me in your anon asks.
Love you.
I..
Um..
If you could just..
Maybe..
Please? 🫠🤤
I love you too.
#i am ruined#jaw dropped#fuck me stupid#I’m not even sure this is a question#but i’m not complaining#fuck#like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵#I am all yours#this is why no one compares#this and many other reasons#obviously#I might just swim the Atlantic#can that be done?#fuck it#asks#anon ask#not so fucking anonymous#help me#this is a cry for help#I may actually die#toys#clone a willy#someone sedate her#before she does me harm#i love her#so fucking much#k!nks#desire#how the fuck#how did i get here
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i just found more comic louise in casual attire!! a pink crop top and jeans ♡
#˗ˏˋ ༄ ──── 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 〳 ❪ beauty queen on a silver screen ❫#she's so creepy but SO cute in that fit#how does she do it??#i just love how inhuman she looks here like the shadow over her eyes#and the shadow around the mouth looks like she has no jaw GOD
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I did it boys, three weeks of feverishly thinking about him at work, 12 stickynotes, and a few hours of digitalization and he's alive! (Goofy Ahh Sidekick-)
And some bonus info! Because I do believe with my whole heart that Leon would dress up in that goofy lil wizard costume for his entire school career and then realize it was hella impractical last second and completely rebrand himself.
In the School Era doodles he's about 15-18, and his Pro Hero doodles are ages 19-??? (Whenever he retires or dies ig???)
#light's spot#my art#oc#Spotlight#his stiry in convoluted by my favorite bits are:#1) He was in the support course and was really good at it but he took people by surprise by using his quirk no one knew about during the#Sports Festival and accidentally obliterated the people he went up against because they didn't expect him to have both support items *and*#useful quirk. after that people insisted he join the hero course and so he lowkey kinda dual-majored#2) His flashy look was great up until it gave him away. during his last Hero Work Study he was supposed to be helping in a hostage situatio#and he was supposed to stealth in but his earring caught on some light and gave away his position. The villain attacked him and tore out a#chunk of his neck along with skinning his lower jaw and tearing his ear. the pros were aboe to get the situation under control#but it left Light with a major scar and a lot to think about so he rebranded after he left school for everyone's safety.#3) The new design and nickname relate back to his family since they run a lighting business. He wanted to distance himself from his (mostly#unsupportive family roots but it was just the only design he really felt right with that he could come up with so he ran with it. now he#likes to keep his face covered and largely prefers for his Hero identity to be seperate from his own. That way his family isn't really#part of anything he does#oh and he definitely uses his lights in unique ways. he loves flash-banging his enemies when he can get close enough fast enough#mha oc#bnha oc#oh and in relation to my other mha ocs?#Dream Rush was already in her 3rd year of school when Shigaraki was making Nomu so she became a pro just before/after everything went to#hell. she was very helpful in interrogating villains for potential plans because they deployed her earlier than her classes ended#she knows Spotlight just barely because he interned at an agency she worked for for a while
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saw jaws for the first time today and i can’t believe despite knowing so much about it through cultural osmosis i had no clue matt hooper existed and i love that funky little guy
#he’s just autistic about sharks and i love him for it. i forgive him for his crimes (being rich)#also his line about ‘having enough of these working class heroes’ or whatever. i was ready to fight him for that one#i knew about concerned police officer and weird old vaguely threatening fisherman but no one ever mentioned the silly little guy who just.#i knew when every jumpscare happened but i didn’t know one of the three main characters existed#he just loves sharks man. man was so funny. ‘hey i was told to tell you guys that you shouldnt all get in that boat’ ‘we’ll do it anyway’#‘okay! they’re going to die :)’#crazwaz posted#id seen the clip of matt discovering the body and the clip of them paddling to shore at the end!!!#but i’d never seen any clip of quint so i figured the one at the end was him and the body discoverer was a random character#he was wearing a wetsuit in the body scene and is seen from far away in behind in the final one so i have the right to not have realized ok#also weirdly enough my submechanophobia was not really triggered at all? which is wild. like one or two times it happened but like. that was#so weird to just. know that normally i’m scared of that kind of thing but it just. didn’t happen? like i’m scared of the jaws animatronic on#the universal ride! it scared me in pics and it scared me when i saw it irl! but bruce? nah she was just fine#that’s another thing i always think of bruce as she/her like. them all using he/him for the shark confused me#my brother mentioned she’s a girl in jaws 3d + in the wild girl sharks are bigger than boys so that’s probably what caused it#but i still think of godzilla as she/her and that one has like no evidence so maybe my brain just does that to them or smth
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Seafoam(/pos), charcoal, sapphire, lemon :3
I literally love this bc nothing is funnier than the mental image of like, being in a clean lab where it’s just me and my notebooks and sketch books of crack ideas
ALSO for you lilac and raspberry!!
#Like I LOVE brainstorming little things#Rn I’m stuck on my fankids but like#Rook I’m having a daughter that is basically Taylor swift but if she was given a crossbow#Or azul making clicking sound. Which he does do I know bc the twst gods came to me in a dream and said it was true#OR the idea that all of the merman only LOOK human#Azul still have blue blood and three hearts and the twins have two jaws#(With the blue blood case it only ever shows up if he’s like#hella out of breath or hella flustered)
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sorry to everyone enjoying the crow/amanda.. whatever the fuck that is going on in the seasonal story but i am sitting here being a hater and will continue to do so
#destiny 2 spoilers#season of defiance spoilers#sorry i am not enjoying this uuhh dynamic going on where he's chasing after her and she's being nasty#the 'im just so beefy' comment does not clock as flirting to me its very 'haha yeah. woopsie i guess that really was an accident!! :')'#and like no it was not lol#the man is so pathetic and just takes Ls non stop do we really have to extend it to his love life#my jaw dropped in season of the haunted(?) where she blasts him for 'being uldren' the whole time and like oh boy. yippee. we're still-#-doing this huh
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i watched the first 2 seasons of the handmaid's tale yesterday and by far the best part was how each episode ended with a girl power 'they can't keep us down' moment and in the next episode they were, in fact, kept down
#ameera speaks#the worst part is how this annoying bitch has been given the oppurtunity to escape TWICE now and shes FUVKED it both times#all for her daughter. and then i find out 3 seasons later she does escape and she STILL doesnt have her daughter#anyway im sorryyyy i like nick </3 i found out the actor is the sin if the director of the talented mr ripley and hes been my fave since#like his dad gave us jude law. and u want me to dislike him (no one wamts me to dislike him)#also alma is sooo oretty i want her to be a lead just bc i find her sooooo pretty#and like i love liz moss like thats peggy olsen but if i have to see a close up of her face while she tenses her jaw anymore times ill kms#official review of the handmaids tale
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