#i wonder what her heaven is like. i hope its dnd and movie night with the girls

[flugame-mp3]

what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.

[moonlit-void-to-the-far-unknown]

‘Miss far fetched’ (MGG x Reader)

AN: so I am a shady petty bitch and I will say that proud, seeing an Insta ‘exposing’ matt and his current girl friend is just...to good not to write passive aggressively about. 

Tagging: @litandexciting @tortillachildalyssa @dontshootmespence  @bookofreid @reidbyers @reid-my-fortune

The ‘hate’, though you hardly let it get under your skin, started when you had first become friends with Matthew, you and him were working on a movie, him on screen you behind it as his PA, a job you really loved to be quiet honest, yeah you ran getting people coffee and lunch, but it was fun, getting to see the inner working of the movie making world.

It never bothered you when the random off comment came when you were seen with Matthew in your Insta pics. Often you and him chilling in PJ’s with cheap take out, comments of ‘See once a cheater always a cheater’ you often deleted them cause fuck that drama.

It hadn’t gotten real big and up in your shit until after Matthew and Joanie had broken up, too which you were a simple friend for him, an almost three year relationship is a tough thing to lose, but you had managed to help him, with much ice cream and cheesy halloween movies, many twitter and Insta videos of your amazing duets of ear bleeding status, he was a tall lanky skeleton, with moves of said description. But he had thanked you for the friendship.

When you had started dating it was halloween, not planned but a very convenient timing for people to use. A simple photo of hands and the internet trolls went insane. though you had never been happier, it was true that you had been a fan of Matthews before meeting him, his art was amazing, his directing skills and acting made you want to pick his brain. So of course they used it as some magic evidence.

Which is where you were now, sitting with your friend, reading the ‘evidence’ these people had.

“Okay so apparently according to them ‘If miss boring wasn’t a bad enough try hard, Miss far fetched, seems to think she matches Matthews personality…embarrassing’ the photo is literally me in black lipstick and my circle shades, oh no call the press I am just trying so hard to fit my boyfriends personality!” Snorting I flipped down the Insta accounts page “Oh my fav ‘yikes, he looks so unhappy! Like what happened to him? Miss far fetched is draining his life force’ so seems they haven’t seen the 13th season and have no actual idea what PTSD can do to a person…like holy shit” it was true in the photo Matthew was the picture of hollow eyes and scruff, but they seemed to miss it was during filming of the 13th season of CM where I had been stolen by Matthew and become his personal assistant, which I can say without one, me or other, my wonder boy would be dead from starvation…

Sighing I clicked my phone off, flopping down next to Ally “Why do people care so bad about me and king spook…like why is him with me and not Megan or Ali so horrid..like me doing make up or posting a photo in one of my wigs is just me copying apparently…like…” I paused sinking deeper down a thought running through my mind, Ally turned looking me over “What does the evil part of your brain want you to do? I know that look, thats the look that had me and Matthew running from security of the halloween city…whats up?” I smiled laughing slightly “So…what if we did like a live show..like Periscope or Insta live…like just casual shade at miss ‘gublerexposed’ like…hold on” with that I jumped up running to mine and Matthews room yanking out his sleep shirt and pants from the night prior, I wore them often enough for it to be a problem for this chick and others, but why not cast the shade flag high.

Coming out Ally laughed, The ‘king of spook’ shirt and pants I had made him for Christmas…to say we made Christmas just snowed in halloween was an understatement…I mean we had a black tree because of me, why not be darkly festive.

“What? Who says I don’t have a king of spook shirt? Have they been in my closet? nope..okay lets fucking cast the shade that would make trees quake” With a nod Ally started it up after a few quick tweets we had people typing and hearts flying on the side “wow…hey friend-o’s..so waiting for King spook to get back has gotten boring…so why not do one of these live show things you young kids do…man Matthew has like unplugged my like need of technology chord…its insane…” he truly had, the lack of needing my phone with me now was insane.

“Um so…I actually wanted to do this because…some people on here, the lovely Instagram..where I post my very boring life of being an assistant to my boyfriend…find the need in there soul..the true unwavering need, to like expose me and Matthew, like, god my favs are when I post photos of me in my wigs that I use for like cosplay or because wigs are so much fun, if I resemble any hair color of Matthews ex’s, I am just a copying slut…like they realize….that just because I suddenly have a wig thats long and black or brown…its a sign i’m just making sure that Matthew stays with me cause I look like Kat or Ali or Megan..which I have told Kat these cause her and Matthew are still friends, and she laughed cause this shit is ridiculous. Like for real…like the fact of me just trying a style trend that came from Japan and Korea believe the high blush like right under your eyes, yeah that was a trend in Korea and Japan..to make you look cute and slightly hungover, like…because Ali did it I am just a copying bitch”

Laughing I sighed shaking my head “Guys…guys…heres the thing…I am a grown ass lady, like I don’t ever wanna be famous…never, ever too much attention on me makes me panic…ask Matthew, I’m his PA, which means I am his personal assistant, I get him to meetings and schedule appointments, like, coffee and lunch so I know he’s eating is my job that I am paid for through his agency, not him.” Pausing I sighed looking at Ally “Should I bring up my favorite thing…” Seeing Ally nod I laughed “Okay so, during season 8..like god 7 years ago..almost 8 Matt was like on and off again with the girl who played Diane, or Maeves killer, like this account, shit you not was equating Matthew hanging out with the actress who plays Diane..as Reid cheating on Maeve…” pausing I looked at the phone lens gesturing “Like WHAT! What?!  I need them to see that Reid and Maeve and Diane are fake characters…not real…I mean besides me calling Matt dr in bed thats as close as Reid is to being real. Like good lord people…”

Sighing I just shook my head, moving topics to random things people were wondering, “Um will Matt be coming out with more halloween tattoo’s?” I looked at ally as she spoke “I hope…I really love his designs, main reason I have like 7 on me, um ya’ll have seen my ‘universe I love you’ one on my left wrist..and I have the ‘October for always’ on my ribs which ow..that hurt, um I have his three old heads on a wall on my ankle, and Jesus..um I have a self portrait of Spencer on my shoulder blade..and one he drew for me on my arm….where I used to cut, its of a bandaid and a little message..in..god cause I am the biggest fucking nerd, in DND style elvish is a message from him….um okay so we’ve been on for like god almost 2 hours and Mr. Spook just text that he’s almost home so..we gonna go, and remember guys…people who try anything to ‘expose’ you are just very lonely..very sad and lonely…alright madam spook and Ally the spoopy out”

Sighing I sat scrolling through my feeds, ally having left not too long ago, it made me smile to see support and love from people, agreeing that ‘exposing’ people required real evidence and not people scraping so far down that what they posted made zero sense.

Jumping slightly at the feeling of someone laying on me I yelped looking down to see the curly puff ball head of my boyfriend now curled on my stomach “Hey..long shoot day?” Running my fingers through his mane he sighed nodding “Real long, lots of reshooting, I felt like my eyeballs were gonna pop out of my head” I laughed sadly “Awe my King spook is all tired, damn Criminal minds for being a fan favorite award winning Public access show! Damn it all!” His laugh tickled my stomach slightly as he pressed his lips to it over my..his shirt.. “Want me to run a bath, I can do the hair wash scratchy thing you love when your a sick guppy,” looking up at me he smiled “Despite what people say…nice live show by the way, I have many attractive screen caps from it, despite people thinking I am just the biggest and worst person ever cause heaven forbid I fuck up and or break up with people…you are my madam spook and one day hopefully instead of spelling your last name wrong they’ll spell mine wrong….I love you okay?” nodding I lean down pressing my lips to his “Man You got that shaft end, like ‘gubler’? What the fuck did your ancestors do for a living, like…’yes you sir! The town gube! You are just a gubler you are!’ Like was it an insult? Or a profession?” Laughing he shrugged “Ya know if I had a time machine I would go back in time and ask but..man I left my time box on set..darn” laughing I shrugged sighing “So bath time?” His nod was all I needed, despite people being morons, this was all I cared about…