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uraume and kashimo have been lookin a lil too fine these days
#not me reading several kashimo fics#there's barely any tho#its like digging in ur pocket for change#only to come across a paper clip#a crumb#and 2 pennies#like literally nothing#might write smt with him tbh#uraume u gorgeous androgynous bastard#taro speaks!
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ok uh ngl. but re prev rb im like 90% sure those ocs are refurbished monty and eclipse from fnaf sb
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day one of soft quitting twitter and i already feel so much better. literally nothing you see or hear on there matters btw.
#like literally nothing#crazy how much your mental health improves when you don't give a shit about what strangers in your phone have to say
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what are you most excited for on Speak Now TV?
i am super curious if there will be any music videos (new mv's just scratch my brain idk), the vault collabs!!! because hayley?? fall out boy??? holy shit. and also, super curious if there will be any changes in Better Than Revenge tv lmao (but also cannot wait to listen to Mine tv on repeat. i love that song sm)
#so iwill admit i am a recent fan#like i got properly into taylor around the pandemic#and then got obsessed during Red TV#tho i did like her since 1989 era just very casually#so i completely missed her first three albums#and speak now was probably the one i knew the least about#like literally nothing#but in april i started listening to it#and honestly#that album has some of my favourite songs of hers#so yeah#would not have expected that#but im excited for friday#uglypastels answers#anon#and again#unable to keep to a short answer#what is wrong with me
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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I want to watch SOMETHING but dear god my brain doesn't want to focus on anything
#like literally nothing#I've been flipping between apps for the past two hours#nothing is keeping my attention i want to die
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ok i'm so glad i have a couple days off of work to cool off bc i'm still so fucking mad at my coworker for tattling on me (for being out of dress code the TINIEST BIT) and i'm afraid i would do something super mean if i saw him
#i KNOW how easy it would be to make him cry#it would be INCREDIBLY easy#and i'm so tempted. but i am THE BIGGER PERSON#so instead i'm just going to document every time he says something that breaks the rules and report him#like i'm so fucking sick of this shit i cannot believe he's such a fucking narc#like he really tried to make himself look better because the manager doesn't like him#by narcing on me#I DID NOTHING TO THIS MAN#like literally NOTHING#he just fucking threw me under the bus because he thought it would momentarily make the manager like him more#like WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?#i can't believe how nice i've been to him
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive#if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it#or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this#ill settle on textbox designs also eventually#god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think#saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me#murder drones#art#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones j#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#serial designation j#serial designation v#they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships#curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#william afton#steve raglan#springtrap#spring bonnie#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#spongebob squarepants#like that dudes boss and career manager both died in one go#at least game Michael got his small check#Mike schmit literally got nothing#I hope he gets a stable job 💀💀#yes this is the SpongeBob bit
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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Thinking back to the time I was about halfway through TMA and was explaining the plot to a friend who has never listened to a single episode and they tried to make one of those "Soup was invented by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken" jokes and ended up saying something along the lines of "The Magnus Institute was created by John Magnus when he wanted to make an institute for all the fears" and at the time I was like haha good one bro but in hindsight I think I need to fucking throngle them with my bare hands
#I actually could not make this shit up if I tried#I didn't even know about Jonah Magnus at the time I was just like haha good one bro#I didn't even tell them that Jonah Magnus was a person they just made it up#pretty sure they're plagued by visions#they knew literally nothing about the podcast they knew that it was an institute for archiving paranormal experiences and knew abo#about smirke's 14 and that's it#TMA#the magnus archives#magpod#jonah magnus#TMA spoilers
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if you are complaining about dragon age veilguards artstyle being inconsistent with dragon age's overall artstyle then I know for a fact, that you have not played all the games. You are lying, because consistency?? in dragon age?? this is Alistar in all three games
#da2 alistar going thru it tbh#everyone in da2 was going thru it#literally all this discourse is so stupid and such nothing conversation#over 20 minutes and a couple of trailers#'but the artstyle' i'm sorry ur expectations were not met but like how is that the games fault?? it not even out yet jeez#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#text
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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for
#nobody was asking for a spn pmmm crossover fic focusing on claire at 14#who by this point has already been manipulated into agreeing to something without knowing all the terms and conditions first#and it was awful and the worst day of her life#so when kyubey approaches her she doesn't go for it#but the people around her do and so claire gets to watch people she loves die horribly AGAIN#like there is nothing in spn canon that contradicts any of this#but literally nobody is wanting a fic like this to exist#nobody except for me#so i guess i have to do everything myself around here#el talks
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone
#little woo's#turning rb's off bc im soooooooo tired of everyones annoying ass input on what was a shitpost i made while high#it literally means nothing it was for a laugh#i need u all to like seriously consider taking classes on how to socialize with literally anyone at all
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