#by narcing on me

[wewontbesleeping]

ok i'm so glad i have a couple days off of work to cool off bc i'm still so fucking mad at my coworker for tattling on me (for being out of dress code the TINIEST BIT) and i'm afraid i would do something super mean if i saw him

[sirenetica]

My beautiful boyfriend @spellboundcities made art of the wonderful DDVAU (made by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi respectively) and, obviously, i took that as a CHALLENGE!

So here's some fanart for a wonderful AU!

[autopsyfreak]

‘how do i get to know you better?’

don’t. i’m fucking insane.

[ot3]

i think bluesky might suck shit actually

[solitaryschizoid]

Why is it so hard for neurotypicals to understand that it's not safe to be formally diagnosed with a personality disorder when they literally paint us as abusers and evil monsters at every possible chance they get?

[notesfrompanihida]

i crave unshakeable devotion and loyalty from someone who wont leave me no matter how bad i get. is that too much to ask for?

[bl00dywr1st666]

I want people to tell me how amazing i am and how much they love me but i don’t want to ask for it cause it feels like they don’t actually mean it and i don’t want to fucking beg for attention that would be pathetic

[moltengoldveins]

POV you're an avatar of light, a noble servant of the Good, the True, the Just, you have glowy white hair and a flaming sword and white robes and you’re Perfect, your judgement infallible, your heart pure, and you have been waiting. Your lady tells you that one day her counterpart, the Lord of Evil, the inventor of Lies, will return and chose an avatar, consuming the poor soul, puppeting their body in some crude form of human mimicry, an abomination against the world itself. If you do not destroy him, your lady says, he will grow in power until nothing can stop him. So you wait, and then one day you See It. Such a display of power - it could only be Him. So you arrive on the ship of the Enemy, arrayed in your Lady’s light, you lock eyes with the body your foe has chosen……

and proceed to get punched in the face by a metal lady in a wifebeater. Then punched again by a dude with no soul??? Then you try your best to take everyone out of commission with the power of your Lady, because you don’t wish to hurt these people, their loyalty is admirable, except then the small furry with an attitude problem breaks your hold on him with…. Spite? Gumption? The ol’ bootstrapping Hoo-rah? Then you’re hit in the face with the face of a guy with metal bones. Then guy in the poncho you forgot about explodes. The girl in the corner looks like she’s about to do something ill-advised and you get the strange sensation of something Very Large and Very Angry looking at you. You are singed, bruised, wet, tired, slightly less glowy? Pinned against a wall, and deeply undignified. Your name is also Michael, which really only adds insult to injury.

Literally what are you supposed to do in this situation but go supernova like I’m sorry gang it’s so jover our beloathed Mikey boy is Not leaving the next few pages without a kame-hame-haa or whatever the hell that dragon ball show is all about. We are cooked. He is cooked. The gang are cooked.

[only-man-in-the-sky]

[poisonheartfrog]

Paula seeing the shoplifted items in Liv's bag: you steal from Walgreens? You commit a CRIME? jail for Liv! jail for Liv for one thousand years!

[cold--carnage]

IM CRYING RN WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[abuzd]

fuck you if you single out npd as evil. my dad with npd is more kind and caring after getting therapy and help than my neurotypical mother who abandoned me without hesitation over religion. people with npd aren’t fucking evil. yes my dad was very unwell throughout my whole life. i cut him out of chunks of my life. but you know fucking what? at least he realised his mental health was affecting his family (now two families) so he went and got help for it. now he’s a better dad to his three new children than he ever was for me and you know what?? i’m fucking happy for him!! and his new kids and new wife! and i let him back in my life because he grew and changed AFTER turning 60. my mother? completely regressed. closed her mind. buried herself in her beliefs and justifications on why she gets to hurt everyone and it’s “righteous” so fuck off with your npd is evil bullshit and maybe start pointing fingers at people who actively choose to be evil.

[autopsyfreak]

i hope at least some of you are obsessed with me or idolise me to some degree

[arowrath]

in general if someone's telling you there's a group of Evil People who look like us and act like us but are secretly in our midst going around Intentionally Harming People for Fun and Pleasure you should not give that person the time of day.

[certifiedgoofball]

"if youre reading this i want you dead so bad" oh yeah? do you think about me dead a lot? does it keep you up at night? would you wanna be the one to kill me? do you think about that too? how would you do it? with your hands? youd like that, wouldnt you. you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

[agentukelele]