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my dead poets book was delivered earlier!! have i read it already? yeah. did i cry? absolutely.
#its so tiny tho#like it literally fits in my pocket#i can take it anywhere#anyway i think i hate book knox more than movie knox and thats saying something#the post neils death scene was kinda different to the film but still had me sobbing#also finding out the deleted scene by the docks#takes place DIRECTLY before the scene where neil walks into the dorm and his dads there#and he tells him to quit the play#that hurt me#anyway#dead poets society#dps#dead poets society book#anderperry#neil perry#todd anderson
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I hope Logan stole a plant and a bunch of pencils on his way out the Williams HQ
#Listen sometimes my brain produces stuff taht I don't understand but then it's funny so I can't shut up about it#So I post it#f1#logan sargeant#PLEASE LET HIM BE PETTY AND STEAL A FREAKING POD FLOWER OR PENCIL OR IDK WHAT EVER IS LAYING AROUND#Like those welcome Bonbons that sometimes lay out#HE TAKES ALL OF THEM.#His pockets are almost as full as my little purse when I went to communion and the restaurant we went to had Bonbons in an not watched area#BOY I PACKET THAT LITTLE PURSE TILL I COULD BARELY CLOSE IT#I don't even know why I had a purse. That was literally the only purpose.#Like I was 9#WHY DID THEY GAVE ME A PURSE??? I gave my mom everything either way#AND THAT TING WAS BARELY BIGGER THAN MY HAND. nothing EXCEPT BONBONS fitted#Anyway#Logie please steal anything you can on your way out
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There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something
#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics#literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes#organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published#hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon#meal prep#trying to snag a lowkey part time job#trying to read 30 minutes before bed#somehow have 2 fit a social life into this#I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck .#studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have#but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too#ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do#and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun#just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them#p
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hi evie !! how have you been ? :33 i hope you dont mind me borrowing you and moze for something ehehe <3
#🐦⬛🐕 .#彡 nick!#彡 inbox.#evie.ss#omg good morning nick! my stomach literally twisted and flipped seeing this /pos /POS /the most positive gut wrenching feeling in existence#NICK AND THE REASON WAS ? WHY DO U NOT HAVE A KOFI LINK WHERE IS IT …. THIS ISNT OK I NEED TO FIND IT???? U CANNOT BE … BE …. BE UM … YOU K#I NEED TO 😭😭😭 I NEED ….. IS IT OBVIOUSLY IM CRYING WRITING THINSSJSJSN /pos /ULTRA POS THIS IS SO CUTE UR ART IS SOOOO AWESME IM SO IN AWE😭#typos: obvious* <- & barrier* -> amazing work evie#i broke the sound banner with the screech i made seeing this …. YOU … YOU DREW ME … THE EXACT WAY ….. I .. ITS SO SPOT ON I ????? I … IM#FLABBERGASTED . SHELL SHOCKED . GOBSMACKED IM SO OBSESSED WITH HOW U DID MY HAIR …. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I DO MY HAID … AND THE CURLS ARE LI#LIKE THAT… IM SO OBSESSED WITH UR STYLE JSJSJJD HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID IT???? UR STYLE IS MMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! 1000/1000!!!!!! in specif#the colors … the colors are gorgeous and sooo nice to gaze at … the little wings … HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE- IM SO . (hugs knees and cries#YOU DREW THAT DRESS AWESOME-LY …. IM GENUINELY LOSING MY MIND AND I HAVENG EVEN .. looked at *him* ….. nick …. im complimenting it and i#can’t even see rn HEJSJCKCNITS BLURRY 😭😭 my head hurts so bad from sobbing but ive never been happier /pos IM SO ???? I LOVE HOW U DREW ME#i went to go triple check for the kofilink and found myself browsing through puppetgear tag once again u^u JENDNDKXJ oh my god . PLEASEEEEE#ok…. moze … he’s … so tiny .. he’s so cute … he looks so grumpy :’) /pos AND YOU .. u captured his squishable look omg….. he’s so teeny he’#literally as big as a fingernail on my phone im :’) HES POCKET SIZED I CANT BELIEVE U DID THIS /pos /ETERNALLY GRATEFUL#WHY 😭😭😭😭😭 YOURE SO KIND IM SO . IM SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF MY ROOM SNIFFLING AND HICCUPING AHENDNJXKC AND STARING AT THIS OF COUESE#i just saw the ask 😭 i definitely don’t mind im literally on my hands and knees to thank you and it’s still not enough JSNSNDNMC i have to#dig a dent in the hole and bow inside the hole …… it’s not enough … i genuinely love every square inch of this JSNDNXN i just adore … how u#did me … how u did moze (so— everything) even the circle in the background is a color that i adore 😞😞 sniffle …..#what a treat to see moze in ur style 😭😭 what a HUGE . Nice . AMAZING. TREAT . he looks so good in ur style UGH I WANNA FLOAT AWAY#the physical reaction i had in my stomach & head is unmatched /pos …. it’s vaguely similar to when u get called on in class while nervous .#and ur stomach flips .. but in a positive / EVSTATIC / insanely happy way … thank you so much omfg (link?) (please?) you are so kind ….#i don’t even know how to convey my gratefulness so im resorting to crying-staring-crying-staring-crying#(cries)#oh i never answered ur question haha :’) yea im great! :’) and you? :’)#im gonna put this in queue >/////< URK IM SO …. THANK U NICK ))))))):::: (link perhap?)#edit: OHHHH I SEE HOW U DID MY HAIR COLOR!!!!! that is so cool hello? it’s black- but not? and it fits so perfectly!!!! THAT IS SOO COOL WJ#NO WONDER I WAS ADMIRING THE COLORS EARLIER THIS IS SUCH A COOL THING (nonartist tries to explain how neat something is) NSNDNXKK
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OC-tober Day 7, Day 8: Likes, Dislikes
Generally, Emri likes stuff that makes him feel safe and in control. Small spaces are good because he can see all the exits. Warm drinks/warm clothes etc. are good because warmth = survival.
Cats are just good. They purr.
And he dislikes things that make him feel unsafe, of course. Wide open spaces are hard to overlook and hide in. Loud = danger. Touch = pain. Conversations are scary because people lie and don't say what they mean and you can never really know their true intentions.
Also he's been living on his own in the wild for 20 years so his social skills aren't exactly, uh... present. At all.
#bweirdOCtober#OC-tober#october art challenge 2024#my OCs#art or sth#emri#I drew this a while ago so I know it only vaguely fits the prompt#but better than nothing I guess#all the *extremely important* stuff in his bags also helps him feel safe#apart from just being functional#he likes his copper knick knacks and pocket watches#because they routinely save his life#no I'm not explaining that#ALSO he doesn't actually care about pronouns#'he' is just what he grew up with so he uses that most of the time#but he's fine with literally anything#he lives in the Void who gives a shit about gender
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Was looking at my iPod Nano and thought how utterly BS it is that companies say it takes too much room to have a headphone jack.
I already thought it was BS before but the claim invariably comes down to form factor and keeping the jacks would make the device too big.
My Nano is ~5mm thick with the jack (also it's thinner than that but the glass stands out to make it thicker). That's nearly 3mm thinner than the latest iPhone and even the thinnest iPhone is over 2mm thicker.
You're telling me as components and ports shrink and boards also get smaller, it's unfeasible to do something that was done a decade ago?
It's almost as if it's not that form factor/technology doesn't allow it and it's all about selling proprietary adapters and/or Apple-brand headphones/earbuds/airpods that can be paired without a jack, and removing customer freedom.
#it used to be about removing the option for customers to record music via the jack#but that's been something easily done for ages#'best' is when the claim is a jack is too thick for a laptop#a cell i could possibly understand but a laptop?#the hell is your board and battery if it's thinner than 5mm and you can't find room for the jack#'cause even on compact builds there's dead space#and it's not like optical drives are often a thing now so that frees up even more room#though funny story from when i got my nano#i wanted something to use at work for a physical job so it only needed to play music and fit in a pocket#the staffer (who was probably instructed to upsell everyone) kept trying to get me to buy a cell instead#because 'you can play music off it and do other stuff'#i legit only wanted to get something that did one (1) thing#especially given the chance it could be damaged#also even at the best of times a cell has trouble fitting in afab dress pants pockets#kinda hard to upsell someone on something that costs hundreds more and literally cannot do what they want
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What is one conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe?
I’ll go first:
That clothing companies conspire with handbag companies to take away women’s pockets or give us really sucky ones to make sure that we are forced to buy bags so that we can actually carry all our shit.
#seriously this is something i think about way more than i probably should#what do you mean my phone won’t fit in my front pocket?#or even the back one sometimes?#what do you mean that putting my phone in my pocket will drag my shorts down?#what do you mean men get all the good pockets?#what do you mean sometimes i can’t even fit my freaking fingertips into my front pocket?#what do you mean sometimes it looks like something has pockets but they’re fake?#my family calls them fockets#fake + pockets = fockets#you have to be really careful when you say it though#cause otherwise it just sounds like you’re cursing#why do men get all the pockets#where are our pockets#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#pockets#women’s pockets suck#clothing#handbag#handbags for women#ladies purses and handbags#purse#bags & purses#this post came to me while i was trying to fall asleep#and i literally jumped out of bed to type it out so that i wouldn’t forget it#what does that say about me?
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nintendo. the children yearn for the clamshell.
#okay actually no joke tho. my ideal ‘switch 2’ wld have likeeee a sliding out touchscreen like those phones w the slide out keyboard#i dont think its rlly viable buttt it wld be cool. and handy for certain games#im biased as someone who literally never uses the switch docked#i think the 2in1 thing is very cool. but limits it as both a handheld and as a home console#low performance cus it has to be a handheld. heavy as fuck and huge bc it has to be a home console#thinking abt the beautiful ds…. i cld fit her in my pocket.#my switch i need a bag to put it in And a carrier case so it dorsnt get busted up#nintendo. theres still time to release the ds 4#anyway i love impulse buying. and i think im gonna buy a 3ds to mod#i cld try to get my 2ds back but idgaf that much and i dont think u can mod them…? altho that might be wrong#also i want the 3d. i missed out on the 3d. i need my gimmicks
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dear jeans makers
why is there so much spare room above my ass
where no human carries fat
and so little in the front
where most of us do
did you have these designed
by aliens
#I need to take a couple of inches out of the back#so they stop gaping quite so badly#especially when I for example SIT DOWN#but like meanwhile the front fits properly#which is weird because if you are designing jeans for human fat distribution#like#I could understand belly room in the FRONT#on size 22s#but you don't put fat on your SPINE that's not how bodies work#I am carrying plenty of extra weight and literally none of it is on my lower back#HOWEVER I now have wide-leg cargo pants again#so I'm not going to return them even if they require alterations#I will suffer thus for pockets
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i don’t have everything yet but halloween is gonna go crazy…
#cannot stress enough that i ran in to the skirt suit at a thrift store yesterday. $29 for the entire set. and literally brand new.#like the pockets are still sewn shut AND it fits. genuinely a miracle because i was having NO LUCK!!!!#everything else i could find was either too small or super expensive#my posts#camera roll
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i literally just realized that ive been stressing that all the job listings that im finding are parttime but like. i pay 680 a month for rent and like. 18 for internet and minimum wage in my area is over 15/hour i literally dont have to work fulltime. like. tbh. i want to. but like. its fine if i dont. much to consider
#also my groceries are cheap cause i make like one meal and the ingredients fit in my pockets. like. im literally fine wth#maybe i will apply to that parttime boba job thats within walking distance...#.ares
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sorry i haven’t been here lately i read all of dungeon meshi in 3 days. and my favourite character is fucking chilchuck of all people what is wrong with me
#marcille and kabru were way more onbrand for me literally WHAT IS GOING ON#something about his divorced father of three who i can fit in my pocket and squeeze like a stress toy#sam speaks
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People who say “a properly fitted bra shouldn’t hurt ;)”: i appreciate the sentiment, it IS true that most people aren’t wearing a correctly fitted bra, BUT that just isn’t going to be true for some people. Like I’m sure one COULD construct a bra that wouldn’t hurt me. They just don’t.
#also I literally cannot buy a ‘properly fitted bra’ in my size anymore so.#trust me I’ve looked.#also it’s not my issue but sometimes it’s a sensory thing#it wouldn’t matter how objectively well-fitting or comfortable a bra is#some people just can’t fuck with close-fitting garments etc.#anyway a pox on every large bra manufacturer who’s like#we put NARROWER STRAPS :) more FEMININE DETAILING this isn’t YOUR MOTHER’S large cup bra shes DELICATE#I want the bra equivalent of an iron warship#i want a MAN’S BRA#I want TWO KINDS OF CAMO and a COPIOUS POCKET FOR MY SNACKS
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I am so obsessed with this photo I can’t get over it
Look how small Jeff looks, like…my little wittle itty bitty teeny tiny pooks…🤏🏻🥺💝
#he’s just like that#so little#size of a button#literally so cute that he’s one of the shortest guys on the team#it endears me so much#i think about it constantly#it’s so fitting#because he’s so cute and sweet#it’s like he needs to be tiny#to fit in pockets and be easy to hold#it’s part of the sweet little pookie gig#my little itty bitty pookie pooks#my pookiepoops#jeff skinner#buffalo sabres#get in my pocket
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I thank Edward Elric every day for being the last nail in my trans awakening coffin like. he's a male character who is: short, long haired, and dressed in a slightly edgy way that I enjoyed style wise. I wanted to be him so badly it's unbelievable.
#literally i did try to mimic his style LOL#one of my friends had gotten me his red coat hoodie thing. i wore that ALLLLL the time#and then i started tucking my shirt into my jeans & i always wore my black jeans after that. and a pair of hand-me-down boots.#AND i have the state alchemist pocket watch and ID WEAR THE CHAIN LIKE A WALLET CHAIN....#(didnt wear the watch bc my jeans were womens so it couldn't fit in the pockets...)#<- and a belt too. i got my first leather belt + thats when i also had my hand-me-down rainbow pyramid stud belt. before it broke 💔#phx news
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Minor spoilers for BG3, Act 3, but can Ascended Astarion turn in a bat? I imagine he would be a giant bat, but can my vampire boyfriend turn into a tiny, albino creature and hang from my Durge's horns?
#bg3 act 3#bg3#astarion#just tiny and round and perfect#like yes yes darling i know you're all powerful but you've not eaten today#take a little sippy sip and have a nap right here#idk the murder of innocents could be worth it/jk#like my Dark Urge would have killed for him before but this is an entirely different level of devotion#Oh? Is that something in my hair? It's just my boyfriend no big deal#He can fit into a pocket and be nice and snug#gods to have a vampire companion who could shift into a tiny bat#he doesn't need to walk anywhere! how is it not a plus for him?#he can literally consume his body weight in blood and we'll both be fine#baldur's gate 3
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