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What is one conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe?
Iāll go first:
That clothing companies conspire with handbag companies to take away womenās pockets or give us really sucky ones to make sure that we are forced to buy bags so that we can actually carry all our shit.
#seriously this is something i think about way more than i probably should#what do you mean my phone wonāt fit in my front pocket?#or even the back one sometimes?#what do you mean that putting my phone in my pocket will drag my shorts down?#what do you mean men get all the good pockets?#what do you mean sometimes i canāt even fit my freaking fingertips into my front pocket?#what do you mean sometimes it looks like something has pockets but theyāre fake?#my family calls them fockets#fake + pockets = fockets#you have to be really careful when you say it though#cause otherwise it just sounds like youāre cursing#why do men get all the pockets#where are our pockets#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#pockets#womenās pockets suck#clothing#handbag#handbags for women#ladies purses and handbags#purse#bags & purses#this post came to me while i was trying to fall asleep#and i literally jumped out of bed to type it out so that i wouldnāt forget it#what does that say about me?
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#good omens#Ā“hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( Ā“ ā½ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (āĀ“ā½`ā)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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end an argument for me
and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong
#dolls#barbie#bratz#monster high#i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids#autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high#but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks#yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was
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you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.
(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)
but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.
(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)
there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.
(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)
you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.
(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)
you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.
in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.
but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.
they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.
it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.
#spilled ink#warm up#can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically#i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason#it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism.#and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out#we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you.#this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism#where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off.#your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell#at the industry - you are probably not listening .#anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit#but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance#> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally#> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field#> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :)#(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice#i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what.#cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men.#so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT.#instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them.#which btw. is like. actual feminism.)
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..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)
#witch hat tag#orufrey#just part of my modern au.... maybe this is like their 3rd meeting at age 10 or something thanks to their caretakers..#i drew the tiny arkco and felt like they looked like tiny dolls like my little sister used to play with LOL#it's like an Atelier Dreamhouse where your polly pockets can be artists btw and there's a brushbug accessory.#the baby romantic tension of crafting little worlds with our dollies and what if my agott dolly had a crush on your coco dolly..?#they will grow out of dolls and play on neopets more. Neopets is for serious kids. plus it's too sad when my doll misses your doll?#I literally have several other actual things i want to draw like proper things =_=#qifrey is good at making dramatic backstories but oru will always be like ERM..ARE THEY IN LOVE??..i love that about him#the bracelets thing in the manga..crucial oru characterisation moment..even if they played sims though it wouldnt be like#oru plans the relationships and qifrey does the house design and suchlike though he'd like it#qifrey also has a very emotional and personable mind but he thinks of like..Ooh what traumas do they have..Let that man play dnd#also qifrey has decided the dramatic villain for his polly pocket is a masked floating man btw. Of course. he resurfaces in his dnd game#*dramatic voice* Release us from our chains polly. Give into the forbidden magic and deliver us (olly: WHOA..... <3) *high voice* NO!!
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This is just to give you bitty bones brain rot. Not a doodle request.
But bitty red trapped in a sleeve you wear like this
He is stuck in a prison of his own consequence
#thats what u get for wiggling around where u arent supposed to#our family has lovebirds and they used to just sit in your hoodie/jacket pocket and peek out of them every once in a while#theyre all nesting adults now so theyre not fun anymore#i have Small creature enjoyment disorder
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Can we have Shen Qingqiu (whichever one) holding Shang Qinghua by the scruff of his neck and just saying
We need more creacher SQH in my honest opinion
how about both Shens? š
This is getting out of hand. You said the disciples were just playing a prank. But now weāre being overrun with fucking garden gnomes?! How did he get this small?! ā¦Maybe some demonic artifact? ā¦ Yep. Thatās all Iāve got.
SQH, Jiuyuan, and the 2 1Ā½ braincells they can snap together
#help me#the jiuyuan brainrot is real#but yet#teeny weeny sqh is best sqh#except for the part where sj promptly shoves him in a pocket and conveniently āforgetsā him there#not sure how he gets that small maybe an array gone wrong lol#āhoney I shrunk our shidiā#art prompt#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#shang qinghua#jiuyuan#rogue cultivator shen yuan#my art#svsss art
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My book still isn't here. Every day it says it will arrive today, and every night it says tomorrow. So I'm beating the shit out of bill till he gives me my book.
#i bought my copy within the hour that the book was anounced way back when.#WHERE MY BOOK BILL#GIVE ME MY BOOK!#every day i have to wait i will draw another image of me attacking this triangle.#book of bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#miiverse#bill#violence#my art#artists on tumblr#shit post#outfit is based off of what im wearing rn... vest: +20 to gender +1 to protectionā baggy pants: +1 to health restorationā bare feet: +1 to#sure footednessā pocket knife: +20 to attack#i used to rp with a firend on miiverse and we whould puppet around our own bill cipher for our rps. he was like our reluctant baby sitter#who wished harm apon us but insteed was forced to play with us insteed cuz we controlled him. i haved drawn him on miiverse since it shut#down. part of this was really nistolgic. but also really fucking funny. think charicter hated our guts and hasent seen us for like 10 years#and then i show up all gown up and start attacking him with my sword.#but also this is the same bill that became inkling bill so not really. still funny tho.
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btw hereās my charles fan brother at wembley stadium yesterday watching the start of the monaco gp bc he convinced himself that he personally would curse charles if he didnāt watch his start
#he literally had the restart playing in his pocket thatās how down bad he is#on the way home yesterday he was so happy he started shopping for charles flags to put above our tent at silverstone#so if you see charles floating in the harbour above a tent in six weeks you know where to find me
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originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins
#origins smp#i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first oneš
#beeduo#otubbo#oranboo#beeduo fanart#i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY#DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM#IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h#ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its#been wayyyyyyy too long#BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise#bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorryā¹#had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign š bc i couldn't stop#yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my faultšššš#ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really#wanted to share ok i love you bge#WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED#RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like#water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT#ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASEššššššššš#I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I#VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB#OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be#Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON#SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub#lic had to say.... ok Now bye
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CAN WE HAVE A SINGLE CAR THAT DOESNT GET TOTALED OUT BY SOME FREAK ACCIDENT???
JUST ONE???
ONE CAR WE FINISH PAYING OFF AND CAN CHOOSE TO IDK TRADE IN AND GET A NEW ONE AT OUR OWN LEISURE INSTEAD OF BOOM FREAK ACCIDENT BE UPON YE????
IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA !!!!
#BURNT THE EGGS#DONT LIVE PLACES WHERE DEER#JUST DONT#literally its friday how are we supposed to talk to insurance to get a rental before my partner goes back to work on monday#also the last time this happened there was a communication error between the shop and our insurance#and what should have taken like 2 weeks took like 2 months#and we had to pay out of pocket for the rental for most of that bc of that#and then we had to SCRAMBLE to get a new car#so#heres hoping THAT doesnt happen again#also we literally leave to go to atlanta for the weekend next week what the fuck are we supposed to do
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feeling very very resentful over the dollar as a currency and the way online payment processing systems cater to dollars while excluding everything else
#textposts#confession guys... i have been donating only via paypal or fundraisers i found in indonesian charity sites. i did this because gofundme#wouldnt accept my bank accounts#and even with paypal. a lot of the money i gave were eaten up considerably from the transfer fees from changing currencies#its crazy making and not in a good way that my five days worth of labor can only give someone a few bottles of water at best#and at least half of it would be pocketed by people who uphold an arbitrary concepts like national currencies so some parts of the#world could be richer than the rest at our expense#idk where to end this rant by saying usamericans are more obligated to send money to fundraisers because you are complicit and benefit from#this whole mess
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sir terence...
#I think a lot abt the guy rebuking the emperor and god on earth and declaring for 'guy forbidden to lead by doctrine'...#ok mr middle ranked noble. literally who do you think you are. 'I know better than tradition faith and empire.' WOW OK#kinda character where someone could spit 'know your place' at him and he'd be like: I do ā¤ļø#STONE COLDDDD#lil bit of characterization I keep in the back pocket#it's just. dion's so righteous. he has to have fallen for someone w similar values/worldview/passions#he lit started a Holy Order with terence. seriously.#āOur peopleā says Dion.#basically I think *he thinks* he belongs at dion's side unquestionably#frankly I think he sits there sometimes w his judgement after dealing with one of his so called 'betters' and winces at himself like#ah#you know#I must be the most arrogant man alive.#swinging for the fences with these 8 mins but I see the nyx in you buddy. I see the riku. the sansa.#like I'm def tucking him under my arm and running wild but I think the textual arguments can be made and also. my city now.
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I put Geordi in a food storage container in the fridge like two weeks ago thinking that surely someone would clean it out or pick up the container and notice there was nothing but a little plastic action figure in it at some point. After three days, I started moving the container to the front every time I get something out of the fridge. I even called my sister a few days ago before she made dinner and asked her to clean out the old leftovers. BUT HE'S STILL IN THERE. NO ONE HAS FOUND HIM YET. WHAT HINT AM I SUPPOSED TO DROP NEXT. HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GET MORE OBVIOUS.
#pickle pontificates#for those not in the loop my dad had a little 3 inch tall geordi laforge action figure that he probably got in his 20s#when my sister and I were little we used to incorporate him and worf and spock in with our polly pockets#but at some point we started playing this irl where's waldo type game where we hide/pose geordi around the house#and whoever finds him is the next one to hide him#unofficial rules are that he has to be in a place where someone could feasibly discover him (no back of the closet or storage boxes)#and whoever hides him is not allowed to straight up say where he is#this game has been going for literal years and he has actually gotten lost a couple times but he always turns up again#and this is probably a contender for the longest he's ever been legally hidden in one spot#the amount of star trek tng i have seen is minimal so geordi is more this guy to me than his actual character
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Maybe together we can make this whorehouse.. into a whorehome
#my brother and I have this curse in minecraft where whenever we settle near a village the villagers always end up leaving#Ever since our pocket edition days and we donāt know why. Even if we like donāt even steal anything from them they will Leave#So we started a server and we settled near a village + our cousin and a mutual friend#And it happened AGAIN. We almost lost the cleric of our cousin didnāt brick him up in his house#And apparently they changed the breeding system for villagers and I didnāt know until I had like 9 doors scattered around the village and I#Was like wtf why isnāt it working.. apparently since the v&p update you need to feed them AND get a bed with 3 blocks above so the baby can#Jump on it. So I made like a house specifically so I can lock them in there and they can. Breed#Affectionately named villager fuckhouse. But the problem is that we only have ONE CLERIC#Gamerule says the villagers will boink if the villager:bed ratio is uneven but again. the curse#And the next village over is 900 blocks and Iām too lazy to make a minecart rail to get our cleric a mate#I feel like the drivethrougg anon explaining this. But itās 11PM and I have a headache and I want the sweet release of death#Yapping
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i think wyll + the emperor is such an underexplored dynamic
#especially if you trigger the convo where theyre all talking about how the tadpole can make you influenfe people#and wyll is like 'this could be powerful in OUR hands'#just imagining a setting where he indulges in the worm and grows closer to the emperor bc of it#then the balduran reveal...#i just think wyll needs a bigger reaction to finding out his literal hero has been in his pocket#he has that dialogue with minsc at the statue but. it just feels altogether too brief#and i think he would truly be more conflicted instead of straight up hating the emperor#sorry. just thinking about wyll ravengard (like always)
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