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What is one conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe?
I’ll go first:
That clothing companies conspire with handbag companies to take away women’s pockets or give us really sucky ones to make sure that we are forced to buy bags so that we can actually carry all our shit.
#seriously this is something i think about way more than i probably should#what do you mean my phone won’t fit in my front pocket?#or even the back one sometimes?#what do you mean that putting my phone in my pocket will drag my shorts down?#what do you mean men get all the good pockets?#what do you mean sometimes i can’t even fit my freaking fingertips into my front pocket?#what do you mean sometimes it looks like something has pockets but they’re fake?#my family calls them fockets#fake + pockets = fockets#you have to be really careful when you say it though#cause otherwise it just sounds like you’re cursing#why do men get all the pockets#where are our pockets#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#pockets#women’s pockets suck#clothing#handbag#handbags for women#ladies purses and handbags#purse#bags & purses#this post came to me while i was trying to fall asleep#and i literally jumped out of bed to type it out so that i wouldn’t forget it#what does that say about me?
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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end an argument for me
and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong
#dolls#barbie#bratz#monster high#i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids#autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high#but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks#yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was
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Her room was a portrait of his longing. Books left askew. Pages crumpled in haste. Clothes forgotten in his rush to reach her. At long last, the scribe had no need for ink or quill. For in the warmth of her hands, he was reconciled with something words could never capture.
Commission by @/Puri24A on twt. Do not save or repost.
#ryuhaitham#genshin!ryu#comm aside - look it’s my room reveal!!#i know elephants and frangipanis aren’t canon in teyvat but i’d attempt to recreate them in order to remember who i am and#where i came from#i’ve had this vision of my inserts/ocs room for SUCH a long time. i’m so glad puri brought it to life and even added her own touches#the canopy was a must#a slightly untidy room was a must#a room with a lot of character is a must !!#i’ve made it one of my desktop backgrounds alrwsdy 🥺#i think i’d live near that top waypoint in sumeru city next to one of the entrances#idk if anyone is familiar with the streets but there is a pocket of quaint homes close by and one#of the npcs you see is *i think* an elderly man in his garden with his pet cat or dog#the houses overlooks the forest. it’s a really pretty area so i have a hc that alhaitham and i often bring our lunch outside#to watch the scenery#does the caption even make sense? sjdhhsdjdjdh it took all of me to think of something decent#genshin self insert#genshin selfship#yumeship#my selfships#genshin oc#genshin selfships
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..polly pocket au.. (<- a type of doll.)
#witch hat tag#orufrey#just part of my modern au.... maybe this is like their 3rd meeting at age 10 or something thanks to their caretakers..#i drew the tiny arkco and felt like they looked like tiny dolls like my little sister used to play with LOL#it's like an Atelier Dreamhouse where your polly pockets can be artists btw and there's a brushbug accessory.#the baby romantic tension of crafting little worlds with our dollies and what if my agott dolly had a crush on your coco dolly..?#they will grow out of dolls and play on neopets more. Neopets is for serious kids. plus it's too sad when my doll misses your doll?#I literally have several other actual things i want to draw like proper things =_=#qifrey is good at making dramatic backstories but oru will always be like ERM..ARE THEY IN LOVE??..i love that about him#the bracelets thing in the manga..crucial oru characterisation moment..even if they played sims though it wouldnt be like#oru plans the relationships and qifrey does the house design and suchlike though he'd like it#qifrey also has a very emotional and personable mind but he thinks of like..Ooh what traumas do they have..Let that man play dnd#also qifrey has decided the dramatic villain for his polly pocket is a masked floating man btw. Of course. he resurfaces in his dnd game#*dramatic voice* Release us from our chains polly. Give into the forbidden magic and deliver us (olly: WHOA..... <3) *high voice* NO!!
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This is just to give you bitty bones brain rot. Not a doodle request.
But bitty red trapped in a sleeve you wear like this
He is stuck in a prison of his own consequence
#thats what u get for wiggling around where u arent supposed to#our family has lovebirds and they used to just sit in your hoodie/jacket pocket and peek out of them every once in a while#theyre all nesting adults now so theyre not fun anymore#i have Small creature enjoyment disorder
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originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins
#origins smp#i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅#beeduo#otubbo#oranboo#beeduo fanart#i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY#DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM#IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h#ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its#been wayyyyyyy too long#BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise#bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹#had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop#yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭#ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really#wanted to share ok i love you bge#WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED#RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like#water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT#ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I#VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB#OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be#Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON#SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub#lic had to say.... ok Now bye
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btw here’s my charles fan brother at wembley stadium yesterday watching the start of the monaco gp bc he convinced himself that he personally would curse charles if he didn’t watch his start
#he literally had the restart playing in his pocket that’s how down bad he is#on the way home yesterday he was so happy he started shopping for charles flags to put above our tent at silverstone#so if you see charles floating in the harbour above a tent in six weeks you know where to find me
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forced myself to wake up and leave my warm cozy blanky at 3:30 am in the winter to speedrun my syllabus because they gave us 12 hours to prep for our endsem are yall proud of me
#not to mention ive baaaaarely gotten sleep the past few nights because its been back 2 back exams every day#forget afternoon naps i havent even been getting more than 4 hours at NIGHT#and i am a bitch that values sleep above all else#and i got no time to prep the syllabus beforehand because of all our never ending fucking assignments#including yk. the full fledged GAME they made us code from scratch in 3 weeks without teaching us anyyy of the required tools or languages#literally speedran an entire math course with everything from number theory and graph theory to fucking induction and combinatorics#in like. 4 hours and gave my endsem NOT EVEN 12 HOURS BACK AND IT WAS 50% OF OUR FUCKING GRADE#and now i have to do it againnn for the third exam in a row at 9:30 in the fucking morning#which btw i realized LAST NIGHT. because our datesheet said the exam was at 2:30 but theyre doing it in batches#so i dont even have the morning to revise and need to pull this shit#AND THEN EVEN FOR THE COURSES WHERE I SOMEHOW COVER THE ENTIRE SYLLABUS THOROUGHLY THEY WILL GIVE THE MOST OUT OF POCKET BULLSHIT#THAT YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IN YOUR LIFE#and after THIS exam i have to speedrun linear algebra and teach it to a bunch of kids by tomorrow morning#granted that one is on me because i couldve said no but ugh#college hateposting#in other news my ex crush wore a suit yesterday and she looked so hot she almost made me relapse into lesbianism#but i digresssssss#x am rambles#man ive missed ranting about shit on tumblr i should come back here more often
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what if i told you maud might be her deadname now
#its sort of the last vestige of when she was more of a ??? “real world” based character. as in Our World#and since ive put her in the pocket world where she is officially there to stay. maud just felt as a Name a little out of place on her#pocket world shit#anyway ive had a spectacular idea
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woke up to see my neighborhood has been entirely surrounded by fire now :) literally on all sides
#it’s in a little pocket with a handful of other streets in the area#not sure if there’s even firefighters up there holding it back but. I assume there is?#when I was reading articles last night it said that the westernmost side of the fire was the worst#but there’s still stuff smoldering in the middle. but idk about the easternmost side where our place is#not sure how scary that is or if it’s more smoldering stuff that’s not as scary to look at#i say things
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#llllmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…………#getting a txt from an unregistered number#who turned out to be my ex-best friend’s number was NOT on my 2025 list#so odd so out of pocket. Hello. we have been estranged for years#you say you miss me but where were you when I was desperately clutching on to our friendship#and you ask to see me. when we have gone years without seeing each other#so weird! so strange! I was caught up for almost a decade in the shadow of what we once had#so to feel nothing is. cathartic. :)#anyway. leave me alone lol
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CAN WE HAVE A SINGLE CAR THAT DOESNT GET TOTALED OUT BY SOME FREAK ACCIDENT???
JUST ONE???
ONE CAR WE FINISH PAYING OFF AND CAN CHOOSE TO IDK TRADE IN AND GET A NEW ONE AT OUR OWN LEISURE INSTEAD OF BOOM FREAK ACCIDENT BE UPON YE????
IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA !!!!
#BURNT THE EGGS#DONT LIVE PLACES WHERE DEER#JUST DONT#literally its friday how are we supposed to talk to insurance to get a rental before my partner goes back to work on monday#also the last time this happened there was a communication error between the shop and our insurance#and what should have taken like 2 weeks took like 2 months#and we had to pay out of pocket for the rental for most of that bc of that#and then we had to SCRAMBLE to get a new car#so#heres hoping THAT doesnt happen again#also we literally leave to go to atlanta for the weekend next week what the fuck are we supposed to do
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feeling very very resentful over the dollar as a currency and the way online payment processing systems cater to dollars while excluding everything else
#textposts#confession guys... i have been donating only via paypal or fundraisers i found in indonesian charity sites. i did this because gofundme#wouldnt accept my bank accounts#and even with paypal. a lot of the money i gave were eaten up considerably from the transfer fees from changing currencies#its crazy making and not in a good way that my five days worth of labor can only give someone a few bottles of water at best#and at least half of it would be pocketed by people who uphold an arbitrary concepts like national currencies so some parts of the#world could be richer than the rest at our expense#idk where to end this rant by saying usamericans are more obligated to send money to fundraisers because you are complicit and benefit from#this whole mess
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heartbreaking: woman in coolest jeans anyone’s ever seen is wearing a back the blue hoodie
#SHE HAD BELL BOTTOMS#WITH RHINESTONE POCKETS#IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2K25.#AND THEY WERE INCREDIBLE#AND I AM HEARTBROKEN ILL#NEVER#GET TO KNOW WHERE SHE BOUGHT EM
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why . does the blower in my dryer . have a handy dandy pocket at the bottom . for sand and lint to accumulate .
#it was like digging through geologic layers of earth#I’m killing manufacturers with my mind#our dryer started occasionally screaming earlier this week#we finally had time to take it apart tonight and lo and be-fucking-hold#13 years of sand at the bottom of a little pocket#right where the dryer is supposed to blow shit out the vent#why is that there#just to accumulate sand apparently#things i said#also the rollers we JUST replaced like a year ago are already starting to wear out garbage garbage garbage garbage#Make Things That Work And Last Or I Will Start Taking Hostages
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