#fake + pockets = fockets
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What is one conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe?
I’ll go first:
That clothing companies conspire with handbag companies to take away women’s pockets or give us really sucky ones to make sure that we are forced to buy bags so that we can actually carry all our shit.
#seriously this is something i think about way more than i probably should#what do you mean my phone won’t fit in my front pocket?#or even the back one sometimes?#what do you mean that putting my phone in my pocket will drag my shorts down?#what do you mean men get all the good pockets?#what do you mean sometimes i can’t even fit my freaking fingertips into my front pocket?#what do you mean sometimes it looks like something has pockets but they’re fake?#my family calls them fockets#fake + pockets = fockets#you have to be really careful when you say it though#cause otherwise it just sounds like you’re cursing#why do men get all the pockets#where are our pockets#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#pockets#women’s pockets suck#clothing#handbag#handbags for women#ladies purses and handbags#purse#bags & purses#this post came to me while i was trying to fall asleep#and i literally jumped out of bed to type it out so that i wouldn’t forget it#what does that say about me?
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My war on fake pockets in womens fashion continues. I will now be referring to all faux pockets as fockets from now on, and I look forward to seeing the startled reactions it will bring.
Please. My phone and hands have no home. They're cold and tired. Just. Give. Us. Pockets.
#pockets#funny#women's fashion#fashion#gimme#fockets#women's dresses#womenempowerment#fuckijustwantpockets
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Burning question on my mind: fake pockets, or fockets as I call them, why are they a thing in women's clothing? Swipe to see a timelapse of the making of the drawing. · · · #question #drawing #procreate #timelapse #pocket #fashion #why (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3KnbWQB_S4/?igshid=1xene23lk52da
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Focket = A Fake Pocket
#my friend and I discussed this at like midnight last night#like I hate when jeans and other pants have fake pockets
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