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What is one conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe?
Iâll go first:
That clothing companies conspire with handbag companies to take away womenâs pockets or give us really sucky ones to make sure that we are forced to buy bags so that we can actually carry all our shit.
#seriously this is something i think about way more than i probably should#what do you mean my phone wonât fit in my front pocket?#or even the back one sometimes?#what do you mean that putting my phone in my pocket will drag my shorts down?#what do you mean men get all the good pockets?#what do you mean sometimes i canât even fit my freaking fingertips into my front pocket?#what do you mean sometimes it looks like something has pockets but theyâre fake?#my family calls them fockets#fake + pockets = fockets#you have to be really careful when you say it though#cause otherwise it just sounds like youâre cursing#why do men get all the pockets#where are our pockets#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#pockets#womenâs pockets suck#clothing#handbag#handbags for women#ladies purses and handbags#purse#bags & purses#this post came to me while i was trying to fall asleep#and i literally jumped out of bed to type it out so that i wouldnât forget it#what does that say about me?
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Yâall Iâm cooking a theory
So weâve all come to the conclusion that *the prophecy* of FOB MCR DNP (and ignoring P!ATD) doing the whole shabang IS gonna happen at the LA show, but what if thatâs not all? Like omg itâs just their wedding. Gerardâs officiating in the Joan of Arc fit, sister Daniel is somehow attending their wedding as a separate person, and every lesbian in the entire universe comes together as one and does that thing kinda like in my little pony where itâs super dark and them thereâs the BRIGHTNESS LOVE PEACE KABOOM THINGY and then all of the world turns back to normal THATS GONNA HAPPEN. THE LES-BEAM. hatsune miku will also be there, I havenât quite figured out her âroleâ in this situation yet. OMG THE BLACK PARADE GETS HAPPY Iâm so smart AND THEY ANNOUNCE THEYRE UNCANCELLING YURI ON ICE SEASON 2/ICE ADOLESCENCE. Weâre all serving too much cunt, so many political figures are gonna die
#yuri on ice#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester#pinof#dnptit#hatune miku#more like hatsune freak-u#Iâm so sorry#anyways continuing#live laugh lesbian#lesbians for Dan and Phil#my chemical romance#micheal romance#gardward fabion way#OMG I SHOULD POST THAT STORY EVEN THOUGH THERES NOT A LOT TO IT LMAOOO#i hate mappa#freak iero#ray freako#freaky way#freakward way#god the Pinterest brain rot is getting to me#sighhh#the little kit#fall down boy#pete wentz#I wanna turn him into one of those mochi squishy things and just keep him in my pocket#why do I always have ideas for all the different ways I could shrink down men old enough to be my dad into my pocket#THE TUMBLR PROPHECY
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the TSA almost always flags my crotch as sus which is kinda baffling bc you'd think the scanner would care more about things that shouldn't be there, not just my Absence Of Penis??
like uh oh, there's nothing there! what if there's also a lack of secret drugs or weapons in the spot where something Isn't!
#I don't feel Bad or Uncomfortable about it. it just seems silly?? like if you're looking for Hidden Weapons why does my lack of dick matter#today my crotch AND my ass flagged which I'm taking to mean I just have a juicier ass than your average cis man#this happened pre-top surgery too but not as often#my theory used to be they were scanning me female and being confused by all the extra fabric of men's underwear/pockets#but post-top it's always the male TSA agent who comes up to me when I get flagged#so they think I'm a dude with no dick and apparently that's a security risk#sometimes the male TSA agent second guesses and looks helplessly at the female TSA agent#and I get my revenge by standing there silently and giving no hints about which of them is supposed to pat me down#If I have to be inconvenienced by the gender binary Then So Do You
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I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually
#like its so cute honestly but sometimes i wonder how hard it would actually be to like find the right color match#maybe one day... but for now probably expect oc art with this trend in it maybe đ#the thing about it too is i have like dark eyes and idk if ive ever seen like a dark brown nail polish. beads or thread yeah but ya#oh nvm i googled. it exists i just dont pay attention ig#OH you know what i can do... i can paint pepperonis eye color on my nails.... my baby... my kitty......#dude it feels like 5 am why is it only 2#amyways. 4 monsters was a big mistake i think... i feel quite icky...#it doesnt help i didnt eat for a majority of the day it was just monster. im really unhealthy. need water maybe#wait i was talking about nail polish how did i get here#i just want to actually do cute couple things. i must heal. im gonna be so healthy.#its fine. lmao. i just know im not ready#oh i did eat btw dont worry lmao i had. chicken nuggets#i actually have to eat more bc i need to gain back some weight or they wont let me donate plasma#my extra pokemon money..... nawr...#i dropped like 10 pounds. my current job is very physical. lots of scuttling around.#i thought about working out too? i had a short phase last year in like spring or something where i started doing workout type stuff#so like.. maybe. probably should. healtly mindset shit yk#i also maybe want some more clothes. like update my wardrobe a bit. really figure out my style.#like some cool shirts and maybe pants. cause i wear a lot of the same stuff#also again. dropped weight so. need better fitting pants.....#i want more mens pants. big pockets... gender....#anyways. nice chatting with you besties. love you guys my silly little tumblr besties.#some of you that follow this sideblog have supported me on here for a while. i see you. i appreciate you. thank you đ#genuinely there are names that pop up and im like !! hello!!! its you!!!!!#you guys probably know who you are. go get yourself a little treat you deserve it. or like. idk what you enjoy.#play a good game. watch your favorite show. idk. be happy. love yourself.#this also goes out to those of you who are more passive on my blog. i appreciate you too!! thank you!#all my little tumblr followers.... my besties..... unles you are a bot i havent cleared out lmao#k i might have to go to bed idk im tired well see
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putting al haitham in my autism club, currently consisting of zhongli and shenhe (bc he def is, i know bc i am autistic and i relate to him too much in some points đ¤)
#headcanons#is that the reason why ppl hate him? bc hes 'cold' and 'annoying'? guess what; ppl called me that too#i am putting him in my pocket bye#but fr ppl are free to hate a character i like ofc but pls dont do that in front of my eyes jahsbcih#i lit got annoyed when ppl hated on childe in tags on my posts and al haitham is def a char id get annoyed too#also i dont wanna make a new post to avoid spamming but who tf just called me a twink lover#i love men in all shapes and forms thanks#nothing against twinks we are fine the way we are â#tbd
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Is it valid to get mad at your significant other for something they didn't do but that you feel could realistically happen or do I need to calm down
#i had a vision this morning where my fiance and i had a kid amd i made dinner for everyone#and the kid didnt like my dinner and i was like okay but you have to eat it i wont make anything else and its good for you#and then (still in the vision) my fiance said 'you dont have to do what she says go microwave a hot pocket'#and the fact that (in the vision) my fiance didnt appreciate the fact that id cooked and contradicted me in front of our (imaginary) kid#made me feel super disrespected and upset lmao#cuz he does sometimes not eat the food i cook!! granted its usually cuz theres something in it he doesnt like but it still hurts#like you could at least say 'looks good but mushrooms make me gag so im gonna have pizza' yknow??#i also read a very long comic last night about unequal division of labor in homes and household management#and just all the ways that (usually) men dont even realize their (usually) wife keeps the house together with like preventative care#and i tried to get my fiance to read it but he gave up after a couple of panels cuz he thought i was accusing him of smth :(#im gonna try again when he didnt just get off a shift where he had to clean up a dead body i think#anyways hope nobody read all that i love my fiance and he tries#its just hard to get him to understand why i get frustrated sometimes#amd it goes both ways im not faultless either#we try :')
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Why the hell is Al Pacino paying child support at EIGHTY-THREE years old???? His old a$$ should be playing bingo, drinking syrup and dancing to old tunes. What his baby mama did to him is really f*cked up. She deliberately got involved with a man who is on a very delicate age and probably manipulated him in some way so the moment she would get pregnant, she could benefit from his wealth. Al Pacino won't probably live long enough to complete his child support payment because by the time his child turns 18, he will either be 6 ft underground or his ashes will be inside an urn. Let this be a lesson to the men who are fooling around with these chicks at older age and who refuse to get married young because "I still got time as a man". I'm sorry, but age still has an effect on you no matter what, and there is no way a mofo in his damn 80's should be paying CHILD SUPPORT. This whole situation is messy and shady.
#al pacino#child support#baby mama problems#txt#his baby mama is not innocent she knew what she was doing. she is honestly trashy#one of his family members will have to finish that sh*t cuz al pacino will probably âleaveâ before he can complete it#this is why y'all shouldn't be having children this damn late#and it's not just the life expectancy you just don't have the same energy anymore#his child will be 10 years when he is f*cking 90#like wtf#nah man. both parties f*cked up#although his baby mama is still a pos to me imo. idc what anybody else says#like c'mon there is no way she fell in love with him because of his attractiveness or personality or anything else#he is old as hell. he could be her grandpa lmao#she saw that pocket#like i know it's normal to joke about women extorting old men out of their money but honestly it's messed up#these mofos are at age where they are more vulnerable and all of that even if they take care of themselves and have good genes. old age is#still old age. then these women come by and the old men enjoy having some female company or whatever but these chicks are waiting for these#old men to die so they can get money out of them. you really think these old mofos are gonna have immense power of these younger women? lol.#they are manipulating them. it's foul behavior
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again, sorry for being so slow to get to asks, editing this film is making me genuinely want to die, things keep going wrong and I want it out of my site
#I got an extension because i got locked out of my editing room due to a faulty fucking lock#and all my stuff was inside so i had to stay on campus overnight with nothing but my phone and fucking toiletries bag#i was locked out from 10:30pm to 1:30pm the next day and i was still expected to edit#the audio i got was shit because the sound department art fucking hacks and didn't mount the mic#our director is a misogynistic idiot who didn't bother to record room tone#my fucking ex somehow got involved with the production so i have to edit around his shit acting#our cinematographer keeps hounding me to submit it#to a fucking film festival because she shot it relatively decently#BUT EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT IS TRASH why would you want to show that publically?#which btw our idiot director thinks we got personally invited to show our film at a screening... it was a general email sent to the whole#student body and i had to spend 5 minutes explaining that to him#men keep giving me 'advice' which is literally common knowledge like keep your levels between -21 and -6dB#which is wrong by the way#and all of this is happening a week after one of the worst shoots of my life that went so astronomically bad me and the other producers#are now doing damage control and setting up a meeting with the director to explain that you can't treat people like shit on set you're not#stanley fucking kubric autour theory is over and we want money out of his pocket for how we were treated#oh yeah and my fucking sex addiction is acting up which is making it really fucking hard to get shit done
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Ghost x plus-sized reader
2.1k | fluff, drink spiking Did you just call Simon weak? The rest of the 141 didnât like that
âCan I carry you?â
At the pub table, you almost spat the last gulp of your drink at the question. You turned to the source of the gruff voice, meeting the manâs chest before craning your neck up to his eyes. He had to be over 6 ft tall.
You set your glass down. âIâm sorry?â
âMy mates are betting I canât get anyone to piggyback.â
âAnd you picked me?â
He nodded at your top. âSkulls are sort of my lucky charm.â
You scoffed, looking past him at the other ladies in the room. âAre you serious? There are plenty who weigh far less.â
His brow rose. âAre you calling me weak?â
You took in the width of his shoulders, how his loose black shirt couldnât hide the thickness of his biceps â the left one inked. He was handsome, rugged with the scar across his cheek, his short blond hair and light scruff, but his stare and bluntness made him beyond intimidating.
How could you get out of this situation with the least fuss?
âN- no.â
His eyes softened a touch. âMay I? Please?â
Playing along and getting it over with should be the safest bet. âOkay... But-â
He turned his back and squatted slightly. âHop on.â
âWait- are you sure you can?â
âHop on,â he repeated.
At that point, it was not your fault anymore if he ended up embarrassing himself. So you gripped his hard shoulders and did as told before he swiftly hooked his large hands under your jean-clad thighs. He didnât grunt or strain when he bounced you to position and straightened up. As if you weighed nothing, which was a feeling you never thought youâd experience.
You had to give it to him - his strength was impressive. You chuckled to yourself, seeing the top of everyoneâs head amused you. Across the pub, the table of three men grinned at the massive stranger. The one with the mohawk was very much entertained as he gave him thumbs up.
It was then that Simon groaned, because his team was embarrassing the hell out of him. That, and he finally got to feel how soft and warm you were pressed up against him. A little creepy, but a man was allowed to fantasise about a birdie heâd been eyeing, right?
âThatâs all, yeah? You just have to carry-â
He stepped towards the bar, making you latch onto him.
âOh! Where are you going?
âIâm getting you a drink.â
âYou donât have to.â
âPlease, I insist.â When he flagged the barman down, you held on tighter. âItâs the least I can offer for getting you involved.â
You laughed, your breath warm against his ear. âAre you going to set me down or am I having my drink on your back?â
âDonât give me ideas.â He chuckled as he lowered you to your feet.
He leaned against the bar, arm folded as he stared at you on the stool, downing your shot before looking at yourself on your selfie cam.
âWould you⌠like something as well?â you asked after you tucked your phone back in your pocket.
He shook his head.
âOkay. Well, thanks for he drink. You could get back to your mates if you want.â
âIâm Simon,â he mustered instead.
âHi.â You shifted in your seat. âIs something the matter?â
âNo.â He frowned. âWhy are you asking?â
âItâs just youâve been staring, and thereâs nothing on my face. I checked.â
Bloody hell, could he be any more awkward? He just wanted to ask why you were alone without being weird about it.
He looked away. âI didnât mean to.â You make me stupid. It didnât help that your previous drink had tinted your lips, looking even more kissable up close.
âI think your mates want you back though.â You chuckled, nodding at his table.
When he turned to them, they immediately busied themselves with their drinks, averting their gazes.
âTheyâre a nosy bunch, they are.â He inched closer to you. âThe one in the beanie, thatâs our captain. The other two are my sergeants.â
âYouâre the lieutenant?â
He hummed. âThe one with the mohawk is the prankster. Heâs a bad influence. Heâll talk you into doing anything.â
âHe put you up to this then?â
He shrugged, a small smile playing on his lips.
As if on cue, Soap looked up with an uncontained grin, only to look back down when he realised eyes were on him.
âSeems like he canât wait to say hi.â He swiftly picked you up off your seat, bridal-style. âIs this enough to show you weigh nothinâ?â he asked, fighting the urge to grab a handful of your soft thigh and waist.
âOh- oh dear!â You laughed, arm wrapping around his neck, pretty fingers grasping his bicep. âWait, wait, put me down!â
When you were back on your feet, you pulled your phone out of your pocket. âSorry, Iâm actually meeting someone. Heâs almost here.â
So that was why you were alone. You were waiting for someone. Disappointment anchored at the bottom of his chest.
âRight. Okay.â
You smiled. âThanks for the drink, Simon. Iâll see you around, yeah?â
He grunted and you headed to the end of the bar. He stood umoving for another second before retreating to his table like a kicked puppy.
âL.T., whaâ happened? She was havinâ so much fun!â Soap shot as soon as Simon took his seat next to him.
âSheâs meetinâ someone,â he said quietly.
âAww⌠Sorry, Ghost,â Gaz said. âBut hey, she let you carry her!â
With your back to him, you looked at your phone whenever a man walked in.
Huh, first date?
You flagged down some other blond man who walked over to you with a smile. The barman took your order before you chatted with him with a polite smile, keeping a respectable distance between the two of you.
Simon was in no place to watch and invade your privacy â he really should look away. But what was it that simmered in him when the bloke scooted closer, his arm along the back of your chair?
He laughed, pointing at something on the TV. You looked up, and your hand deftly covered your drink, like an instinct.
He smirked. Smart girl.
âI know sheâs with someone, but I can tell she likes you more,â Price said, and Simon finally tore his gaze away from you.
âYe should fight âim, L.T. He dinnae stand a fuckinâ chance.â
âYou can knock him out with a slap,â Gaz quipped.
He chuckled, blatantly looking over Price to you again. âRather just look.â While it wasnât for him, at least he could watch your pretty smile from here and quench his thirst a bit.
With the blokeâs drink in hand, he wrapped his arm around your shoulder, his other hand inching to your covered drink now. He tipped his glass over you, causing you to jump and grab serviettes to dab yourself with. Just as fast, his fisted hand opened over your drink before helping you.
âNo fucking way,â Simon said out loud.
âWhat?â Gaz followed his line of sight.
He marched over, yanking the man around by the shoulder. âWhat the bloody hell did you just do?â
He stumbled off his seat from the force, making the lieutenant tower over him even more. âWhat? Who- Do you know him?â He turned to you.
His finger jabbed the manâs chest. âWhat. The. Fuck. Did you put in her drink?â
âNothing! What are you accusing me of?â
Simon didnât miss the crack in the manâs voice. He raised your drink to the manâs face, a tiny white tablet swaying at the bottom of the glass. âEmpty your pockets.â
âSimon, whatâsâŚâ
âIâm not repeating myself.â
The man fished out his phone, wallet and keys with trembling hands.
âThatâs not all.â
âI donât know what youâre talking about. Thereâs nothing else, mate!â he said exasperatedly.
Simonâs patience ran dry. He patted his front pocket, hand bumping over something. âYou need to see this,â he said quietly to you.
You hesitantly stuck your hand in the manâs left pocket, coming up with a bag of white tablets.
The man smacked the bag out of your hand. âYou planted that, you slag!â
âIf you didnât do anything, drink it.â He spat, holding out your drink to him, now cloudy and fizzing.
He stared at the glass. âFuck you,â he said, pushing it onto Simonâs chest before dashing out of the pub.
âDid heâŚâ
âThe fuck was that, Simon?â Price questioned from behind him.
âFucking piece of shit spiked her drink.â
Price turned to you, a hand on your shoulder. âYou got his name and number, love?â
âYes.â You blinked. âYes, his number and dating profile.â
âIâm sending the coppas his way.â He picked up the evidence on the ground with a serviette. âSimon, get the details and make sure she gets home safe,â he said before approaching the barman.
You dried his ruined shirt with a wad of serviette. âI canât even begin to thank you for your help, Simon. Really, thank you so much. I wouldnât have-â
âYou did good.â He squeezed your hand over his chest. âYou covered your glass when you werenât looking, but spilling his drink on you was something else.â
When you looked up at him with wide eyes, he dropped your hand.
âWould you like me to send you home?â
âI donât want to trouble you. I donât even live nearby.â
âWould you let me, if I want to?â
There was a pause before you smiled. âI think Iâd like that, actually.â
When he grabbed his jacket from the table, Soap patted him on the back.
âGood catch, L.T. What a fuckinâ disgrace, the lad.â
âHave fun, Ghost,â Gaz teased.
Outside the pub where the streets were quieter, you forwarded the profile and chat screenshots of the man from your group chat to Simon.
âCanât be too cautious. Iâm not surprised if thatâs not even his name honestly.â You shrugged, stuffing your phone back in your pocket. âI knew it was dodgy he insisted on meeting here when I said Iâd rather somewhere in the middle, in broad daylight. That, and he was half an hour late too!â
It was disheartening to know this was the reality of dating, that all sorts of people lurked online, sometimes not with the best intentions. Heâd show you his ID just to prove he wasnât a creep, just someone smitten with a staring problem if any.
âIf it was me, Iâd have taken you anywhere you wanted.â
You chuckled.
âOn my back too, if you prefer. I think you quite enjoyed that.â
âI did, actually,â you teased. âIs it a bad time to tell you Iâm starving?â
âYeah? Thatâs good news, because Iâm always hungry. A kebab sounds about right at this hour.â
âExtra chips?â
âExtra chips,â he affirmed.
âYou know what, I think this is my sign.â You pulled out your phone again, deleting an app. âDonât think online dating was ever my thing.â
Is a stranger at a pub who shamelessly stares at you more your thing?
âGoing out with someone who offers to carry me around is more like it.â
He bit back a smile. âSo? Another ride on my back?â
You chuckled. âNext time,â you said, taking his arm instead.
As much as he enjoyed your touch, he couldnât do with your fingers over his jacket. He needed to feel you. When he held your hand in his, you smiled up at him.
Simon had to thank his team for painstakingly convincing the stubborn lieutenant to approach the lady heâd been staring at. You didnât have to know there was no bet, that asking to carry you was his own idea, an outrageous excuse to talk to you. But he wouldnât complain if he ended up helping you, taking you for a little supper and even got to send you home.
âWhenâs next time?â he asked at your door, squeezing your hand.
You really shouldnât have said it, because he was going to make sure there would be one. It had become a goal to show you how you deserved to be treated on a date.
âIs tomorrow too soon?â
âRight now isnât even too soon.â
You laughed, pulling him down by the shoulder to meet your lips.
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protective ex-husband!simon, implied violence/break-in
âi know! and thatâs when i told her-â you paused, your hand halfway to the keys at the bottom of your purse. your apartment door was open, a menacing sliver of darkness awaiting you. âhey, iâm going to have to call you back.â you ended the call with your friend, slowly backing away from your door. shit. you knew you locked the door when you left for work, and no one else had a copy of your key. a creeping sensation came over you, like someone was watching from within. slowly, you retreated, taking the elevator down to your apartmentâs lobby as the anxiety crawled through your body. you wracked your brain, wondering if you should call the police. wondering if they would even believe you. there was only one call to make.
âcome on, pick up.â you tapped your foot impatiently as your ex husband took forever to answer the phone. it was all you could do to not think about your home being violated, about a potential stalker or date gone wrong.
ââello?â
âsi- simon, itâs me.â
âi know, lovie. thatâs why i picked up.â you let out a quiet sob of relief at his voice, the bottle on your emotions starting to leak.
âwhatâs wrong?â his voice changed, immediately hearing your silent tears. he could always read you too well. âi donât want to bother you butâ you hiccupped. shit. âbut my apartment door was open and iâm pretty sure i closed it, i usually do. i donât know if im being silly but now im in the lobby and im just scared, simon.â there was a fumbling sound, the echoes of simon zipping up his jacket and pulling on his shoes.
âgo to that cafe across the street, dove. go get yourself one of those overpriced hot chocolates. iâll be there in 15.â
9 minutes later, your shaking hands were tapping random patterns on the cafe table, unable to raise your drink to your mouth without spilling it. your eyes were locked onto the wood grain, counting lines to distract yourself.
suddenly, a gloved hand covered yours. you looked up and there he was, your ghost in all his glory. you forgot everything for a second, forgot the past arguments and the strained silences, and flung yourself into his arms. you breathed in his comforting scent of pinewood that masked his cigarettes, a cologne you got him four years ago for christmas. your face was wet, and as he pulled you back to check you for injuries, his thumb brushed a stray tear away from your face. you didnât even realize you were crying.
ââs okay, baby. iâm here now. give me your keys.â you fumbled for your keys, purse strap sliding off your shoulder as your hands shook too much to keep it balanced. simon caught it gracefully, finding your keys in the same pocket you always kept them. âstay here. iâll be back.â you nodded instinctively. only when you saw his figure retreat to your apartment building, clothed in all black like a figure of death, you realized you hadnât told him your new apartment number.
twenty minutes passed. simonâs presence had worked like medicine as your heart rate has now dropped back down to normal, your hands stable enough to finish your drink. any other person would be worried for simonâs safety, but you knew the only person you should be concerned for was your intruder.
âyouâre stayinâ with me tonight.â he was back, looking exactly the same. he wasnât even winded. âthank you simon, but donât be ridiculous. i can get a hotel. you live so far from my work anyways.â he approached you, crowding into your space as he leaned over you, even with a cafe table in between. âconsider it payment then.â he tilted your chin up with his left hand as he hid his other one, covered with blood, in his pocket. âone way or another, youâre in my bed tonight, dove.â you gulped at that. âand iâve got riley in the car. you wouldnât abandon him, would you?â of course he had gotten your cat when he checked out your apartment. riley hated men, but never simon. cheeky bastard.
âyou win.â
fast forward a couple of hours and you were getting ready for bed at simonâs, belly full from the meal he had made you. riley made himself at home on the living room couch, of course. âheâs in my spot.â you gestured to your cat on the couch. âwhaâ dâya mean?â your husband simon was now in sweats and sweats only, clean from the shower he had after you both got home back to his place. you pretended not to see him methodically wash blood out of his fingernails, reasoning quite easily with yourself that it was for a good cause.
âmy couch for tonight.â simon moved toward you and you avoided his eyes, trying not to stare at how beautiful he still was. muscular but thick, torso adorned with scars you used to trace on sunday mornings when you both stayed in bed until the afternoon. he gripped your chin, forcing you to make eye contact. âtoldâya you were in my bed tonight, dovie.â you swallowed and he watched your throat move, memories of you swallowing something else countless times rising to the surface.
âdonât be silly, simon. that would cross a line.â
âwhat line?â his arms were crossed now, drawing your attention to an unfamiliar tattoo right above his heart. a small dove.
âweâre not together anymore, simon.â
âyouâre still my wife.â
silence. he was always like this, pushing you until you broke. he was unwilling to compromise, even on the smallest of issues. usually youâd fight him, spit fire until you lost your voice. tonight though, you were reminded of how he was the only person you were able to call, the only one committing dark sins without asking, all for your safety. instead, you threw your hands up and walked into his bedroom, mechanically stripping as you put on one of his shirts and a pair of boxers. you felt his eyes on you, burning a hole through the fabric. you were tired, so tired of this push and pull.
âwhat.â you whipped around, all venom. his eyes were impossibly soft, holding yours with a peaceful caress. âyouâre as beautiful as the day i lost you.â your fire went out at that. âyouâre just trying to get me naked.â you mumbled, looking down as you fidgeted with the hem of his shirt. you watched as his body came into view, pressing your forehead against his bare skin.
âcould see you in a thousand layers and youâd still be the most beautiful person iâve ever seen, dove.â ever so slowly, your hands crept up his body to grab his shoulders and neck. he picked you up with ease, turning the lights off and tucking you both in bed. âwhen did you get the tattoo?â you asked in the dark.
â3 months and 12 days ago.â what would have been your 3rd year of marriage, your anniversary. you lowered your head and gave him a kiss right where the tattoo was. âcan we talk about it in the morning?â you snuggled into him, that familiar scent calming you once again. âalways, dove.â he kissed your forehead, smiling in the dark.
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idk why im obsessed with the break-in and simon to the rescue trope but its fueling me lately
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retired!price liked that you had daddy issues. aw, did someone not have a functioning relationship with their father as a child and now has to find that relationship in older men? aw, poor doll. price was more than okay with being called 'daddy' as long as you called him 'captain' too, especially when you were on your knees. while you got off to having an older man praise you, he got off to a pretty little thing calling him captain. you even went as far as to worship his strong physic, how easily he could bend, flip, turn and press into you.
didn't help that your pussy became a fixation for him.
he was close to fifty, his hip had a habit of locking from time to time. he had been hearing about it for years that it was time to have a family. even simon had managed to make a family, price was still hung up on young tail that he could bully his fat cock into. while most younger women were flavours of the week with no string attached. price made sure to attach every metaphorical string onto you. he had a copy of your apartment key. he added a profile for you on his streaming services. he knew on wednesdays you enjoyed pasta, but hated cooking on the weekend. he knew everything about his precious baby girl. you folded into his praise and always were eager to please. and that was what price loved about you. so imagine his shock (anger) when you told him that you thought you'd have to end your arrangement because you met a guy at your university. and when he asked why, you simply said, "i have to grow up at some point.", and that hit price in the head like an ice pick. if you wanted to grow up so badly, baby girl. there were other ways to do it.
the broken condom held weight in price's pocket while you had few drinks during your last 'date' together, he waited till you got all soft because of the wine. till you were on his side of the booth with your leg over his lap and your face pressed against his bicep. you ran your hand across his chest and giggled, "you're taking this whole break up thing so well." and he petted your head, watching you fold into him further, "like you said, you need to grow up." but you both had different definitions of 'growing up'. for you it meant getting over you daddy issues, but to him it was making him a daddy, for real. you giggled further while he gave you another glass of wine. when you tried to say no, he simply pushed it closer to you, "don't want to waste the bottle." and so easily you were in price's grip.
price took you three times that night. first was in the backseat of his expensive car. he pressed you into a corner, claimed that he needed more space for his larger body. your hazy vision was transfixed on the glimmer of his gold chain against his hairy chest in the low light. your poor body bent in such ways while he pace was relentless. he admired your unsteady gaze and your heavy breathing. he continued to move against you with such a pace that the whole car rocked. but don't worry, the parking lot was dead at that hour. you could scream your head off and no one would hear either of you. he did however put a tear in your panties. right in the crotch area. he sighed and said that he'd need to buy you something a little. while he loved the cheap pairs you owned, he thought his woman deserved something a little nicer. the future mrs. price needed to look next to perfection.
then he fingered you heavily in his bed and watched you squirm. he had to make sure every drop got deep enough before he bullied your sweet pussy once more. he loved the sight of you, still so fucked out from prior. you were in a daze in the car ride home. your breathing was heavy when he pushed the skirt of your dress up a little and teased your cunt while he drove. only to go further once you were naked on his bed. he watched your ass jiggle with each of his power thrusts while he took you from behind. he felt like a mad man while he fucked you. he was determined. he only got to where he was in his career because of grit and determination. he wouldn't back down to a challenge, especially when the stakes were so high. your pussy need to be bred, you needed to be with price. he never wanted to hear anything about another man ever again. price would hate to take drastic measures if another man tried to get in his way. if you needed a collar or a tattoo, the taste of his cum constantly your lips or leaked into your panties, price would do it all to ensure that you were his. the most effective way to ensure that was what kept him going through two rounds of sex without any pains. to get you pregnant. you had already forgotten about the broken condom, it still was in price's pocket! no use using it now, even bother giving the illusion that he wasn't breeding you.
the third time was when you tried to leave the next morning, he had you upside down on the bed. your bottom half on the mattress while all the blood rushed to your head as you tried not to fall on your head. price put bruises on top of bruises. your poor cunt was creamy with promises of the future. a future with him. the blood rush made you cum twice on his cock, adding fresh slick to his coated cock. you thought that older men were supposed to slow down with age. but it felt like price was even quicker than before. his pace brutal, almost like punishment for trying to leave him. but price didn't get to be captain because he followed one plan. he was going to ease you into married life, slowly make you the perfect woman for him. he was traditional that way. church wedding, the white dress, the vows. that would all happen, but might take a little longer. he wasn't too sure that a baby bump would fit nicely in a wedding dress. the thought of you pregnant, trapped to him made him eagerly finish in you two times. and when he got you back up onto the bed, you were fucked out. when you managed to collect your clothes and stagger out of his flat by mid-afternoon, you thought you made it in time to the pharmacy to get emergency plan b.
you prayed, and you never prayed. you promised three versions of 'god' that you'd convert to their religion if the pill worked. but three deities failed you and a month later price was in your apartment with his hands on the plastic pregnancy test. he scratched his beard and looked at you. he tried so hard to put on his best acting face. "that's a real shame, baby girl." he said in that rough voice of his that got you in trouble in the first place. he leaned back a little in your kitchen chair and placed the test back down on the table, "always wanted to be a father." he frowned a little bit, "never got the chance too. they said when i retired that the chances were low of me havin' a baby..." he looked at you. you should've known he was lying. his swimmers obviously weren't shot by how easily you got pregnant. you felt bad, almost like you were burdening him with getting pregnant. that it was your fault. you rung your hands and admitted softly, "we can try... we can make a family." and price smiled, "oh, doll." then got up to embrace you. you sniffled and cried a little in his strong chest. he held you in his strong arms. he was your protector even though his cock was straining in his jeans at the knowledge that he fundamentally changed you.
your body, your life, everything. when he released you from the hug, he got down on his knees. made a point to make a small 'huff' noise from being down on his 'bad' knee before he pushed up your t-shirt and pressed a kiss against your stomach. he said to you, "don't worry, love. daddy'll take care of ya." then gave that smile that wrapped around you like a vice. <3
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Steve wins the bat plush at a fair when he's seven. He doesn't care about bats, but it's the prize for making all five baskets in the basketball game, so he gets the little bat. Its eyes are a little crooked and one wing is slightly smaller than the other, but it being lopsided sort of makes it cuter.
He and his dad, they're supposed to be going on rides now, but his dad's pager keeps going off. He puts Steve next to a funnel cake stand, tells him not to move, and goes in search of a pay phone. Fifteen minutes pass, and Steve is bored under the flashing lights and tinkling music. He wants to play not sit and wait.
Eventually, he drifts back towards the midway, watches the people rushing by, searches for a sign of his dad's return. His attention is caught by another boy at the basketball booth. He has to be about Steve's age, with a mop of dark curls on top of his head and a jean jacket that's slightly too big, sleeves flopping over his hands as he lines up his shots.
This boy, he's terrible at basketball. Every shot is too high or too short or goes wide, but he's trying. Even from this distance, Steve can see how hard he's trying. He uses up his five balls, fishes into his jacket pocket for more money, and gets five more.
He misses every shot. This time, when he goes back for more money, he comes up empty. Steve thinks he sees his lip shaking.
A man, one in a leather jacket and boots that Steve thinks look mean, comes up to the boy, drops a heavy hand on his shoulder. He's too far away to hear the conversation, assumes the boy asks to play again and the man's response is a shaken head and a tight smile. They walk away from the games, right towards Steve, who slinks back to the side of the midway, not wanting to be caught staring.
"What was it you wanted? That stupid bat? Just another piece of trash you wanna bring in my house." Steve hears as they pass.
The boy nods, but keeps his eyes down and to the side.
He feels bad then. Felt bad before, but now he looks at his own bat, at its funny eyes and poorly attached wings, and wishes he could hand it over to the boy who really wants it. Steve almost does, then, makes to go after them, but his dad appears, dropping a hand to Steve's shoulder and saying, "ready to hit those rides?" And he knows the opportunity is gone, knows his dad will say it's too soft, not what men do.
Steve manages to lose himself for a while in the swirling lights and funhouse music and carnival rides, forget about the little bat in his back pocket and the boy who wanted one so desperately. But then his dad's pager goes off some more, he goes back to the pay phone, and Steve ducks into the low brick building that houses the bathrooms.
His eyes immediately land on the same boy from the basketball game. His eyes are red, face damp, obviously from tears, and Steve just--
"Here." He shoves the bat into the boy's chest.
For a second, the brownest eyes Steve's ever seen widen at him, before narrowing in a harsh glare, the boy's teeth barred.
"Why?" He snarls.
Steve thinks he may regret every choice that led him to this but he says, he says, "Because I want you to have it."
The boy blinks a few times, hand reaching out to gently pinch the bat's smallest wing. "You sure?"
Steve nods and the bat is slowly withdrawn from his grasp.
"No takesies-backsies?"
"It's yours."
The boy looks at the bat in awe, and Steve says, "see? It already looks happier with you."
The boy's beaming smile is cut-off by a voice calling from the door, "you in there,? I ain't got time to be waiting for your boohooing."
"Coming!" The boy carefully tucks the bat into an inner pocket of his jacket. "Thank you," he whispers, eyes big and glistening and happy, before he disappears out the door.
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13 years later, give or take a few months, and Steve stands in the cracked shell of a bisected trailer, rummaging through what remains of a life well-lived, searching for anything whole. He's already found a few undamaged mugs and clean hats, but this room--it took a lot of damage. The brunt of it, really. Some sick sort of joke, after everything.
It's mostly rubble in here, scraps of fabric; slivers of notebook paper, magazine, poster; crumbled shards of vinyl and cassette plastic. A few times he comes across the disembodied limb of one of those dnd figures, and something weird happens to his throat.
In the far corner there's half of a dresser collapsed into itself, and he shuffles through the debris to see what he can find. There's something, soft and black, just the edge of it, peaking out from under half of a drawer face. He pulls it out, careful as can be and it's--it's a plush bat. It's a little dirty, but unharmed, though its eyes are a little wonky, and one wing is smaller than the other.
He holds it and he stares and he has to brace himself against the wall. It can't be--it's not the same one--but he remembers those big brown eyes and the curls and--
"Harrington," a warm, rich voice calls from what's left of the hallway. "You get lost in there?"
Eddie shuffles in, slow, careful with his crutches. And it--it took so long, months and months of convalesce and physical therapy, still physical therapy, but he's here. He's alive. He's perfect. And the something blooming between them, it's not spoken yet, but it's there, growing, and now, now--
"Oh my god, you found Lilith! I thought she was toast."
"Lilith?" He's still cradling the little lopsided bat in his hands, but moves closer to hand it over to Eddie.
"Yes, Lilith." Eddie takes the bat, presses it to his chest. "The first boy I ever loved gave her to me."
His heart turns over in his chest and when he swallows his throat clicks. Eddie doesn't notice, he's smiling softly at the bat, at Lilith, but then, "why are you looking at me like that?"
"First boy you ever loved?" He says. He thinks he sounds normal.
Somehow, Eddie's smile grows even softer. "Yeah. Roan County Fair, years ago. Tried to win her, but--" he clicks his tongue--"never had great hand-eye coordination. And then this kid just gave her to me out of nowhere. I used to think I was going to marry him."
"And now?"
Eddie laughs. "I grew up, Steve."
And for a second, he doesn't know what to say, but then, "I was right then, huh? That she'd be happier with you."
He stares at Steve, those same big brown eyes, wide and glistening. "Steve that was--Steve?" Eddie presses a hand over his mouth, overcome, before launching himself into Steve's arms. The crutches clatter to the floor, but Steve has him, will always have him, no matter what.
"I can't believe you kept her," Steve whispers.
"God, I carry her everywhere. She's Corroded Coffin's mascot, and you--Steve, I can't believe that was you."
"Surprise," he bumps Eddie's forehead with his.
They hold each other in the center of the destruction, but none of that matters right now, not when it feels like every moment since they very first met as children was leading them to this.
From the other half of the trailer, they hear footsteps, chattering, Wayne and Robin and Dustin, but Steve wants this to last a little longer.
"So, marriage...that still off the table?"
Eddie laughs softly, nuzzles his face against Steve's neck. "Are you kidding, sweetheart? No way I'm letting you go."
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Where he would propose and how it happens [Genshin Men]
Warnings: havenât written in a while please excuse and tell me about pronoun slips, Iâm sleep deprived, not proofread (this will be my fixed disclaimer as a writing parent, haha)
Notes: All of these were captured by me in game. I just felt like exploring the beauty of Genshin more and this was a great way to do it while mixing it with writing. Note that you may not agree with some of these, and that's totally fine, these are my thoughts and ideas :)
Characters: Aether, Albedo, Alhaitham, Ayato, Baizhu, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kaveh, Kazuha, Lyney, Neuvillette, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Tighnari, Venti, Wriothesley, Xiao, Zhongli, gn!reader
Aether
Aether is a simple man, and though he plans his proposal he doesn't really think much of the place, somewhere where the two of you frequent, maybe on your daily/nightly walks.
It happens just as the two of you are about to go back, this is where you sit and relax for a while as the sun sets. You can see Mondstadt in the distance and the beautiful orange sky.
As you're about to turn and walk away he catches your wrist and pulls you back into the middle of those tiny pink flowers.
Now that he thinks about it... This is where his journey really started: Starfell Lake, and how perfect would it be to start a new one with you?
"Y/N, I...want you to stay. I mean, forever," the words are simple but it gets across.
Albedo
Also a simple person. You might think Dragonspine when you think Albedo and I agree that all that snow could be romantic but I went for Starsnatch Cliff. It's a good place to see Mondstadt, and he takes you there after the sun has set.
He would probably comment about how you can see a lot of things from here, and how the world is such a great, vast place, full of things to explore and discover.
"...and yet I find myself thinking... how all that I want is right next to me. Would you do me the honour of being my lifelong partner?"
Alhaitham
Something's up and you can tell, this isn't your usual route home, and honestly you've never stopped in these parts of the city. You've passed by it sure, but never with Alhaitham.
You ask him where the two of you are going and if there are some extra errands to run before going home. He only shakes his head and ends up leading you over right next to the glowing Padisarah flower.
He HAS planned this, so why does it feel like he hasn't? Even has a ring in his pocket (granted it is the SIMPLEST ring one could ever imagine, that's just how he is)
Ends up just taking the ring box out and showing it to you while trying to speak "I..." doesn't speak much of his emotions so has a hard time, but feels pathetic afterwards so meets your eyes straight on. "...A promise... That what I feel for you... is everlasting,"
Ayato
That small shrine/garden/sitting area just outside the Kamisato Estate. It's just a bit more private than the sitting area INSIDE the estate.
You wouldn't think anything of it because you do hang out here from time to time.
Ayato might seem like a grand person but in the end he doesn't want to stray far from home.
"I'm...sorry if this is a bit abrupt," fishes out a ring box from his long sleeve. "I've been meaning to ask for a while now, will you share your life with me as my beloved?"
Baizhu
That nice little hill just outside of Bubu Pharmacy, where you can find Glaze Lilies strewn about and the night view is quite nice. It's a place the two of you go just to get some quick, fresh air if Baizhu isn't feeling too well. Changsheng is left at the pharmacy from time to time, this is one of those times.
"I've been thinking...how precious time really is," he looks at you with tenderness in his eyes, yet a lot of uncertainty shrouded in them. "I don't know where this road will lead me... but you alone are my lifelong remedy. Would you accompany me on this journey?"
Cyno
Cyno often comes here to watch the sun set, since he was a student, but he does think it's more beautiful at night.
The two of you are leaning over the railway and looking at Sumeru, just talking about the day.
Cyno doesn't really plan it. He seems to be the type to but when he feels that it's the right time, specially when he feels it strongly, there's no better time than the present.
It's while he's watching you talk enthusiastically about your day, that there's a sudden twist in his heart. This is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with.
"Y/N--" he cuts you off successfully, wonder in his eyes. "What do you say to being intertwined for life?"
Dainsleif
Anywhere where there is an unobstructed view of the stars and night sky, but particularly at the hill of Cape Oath, where the two of you lie side by side on the grass, staring up at the stars.
At this point the two of you have been travelling together for a while, looking for answers to his curse. To Dainsleif, the two of you are pretty much married already, but just to confirm it, every night, he asks "Is this the path that you choose? To bind your fate with mine?"
And every night, like a promise, you say yes.
Diluc
Diluc doesn't stray far from home too. He prefers to stay close to his memories, no matter how painful they are.
He HAS planned it, but ends up proposing at an unexpected time.
It's when he's on the road home and you're waiting right by the lamp post for him. It's late. Later than usual and here you are worrying about how it's a cold night and that he should've worn more.
It's at that moment that it hits him, "Y/N, the thought of being separated...it's not something I'd want to imagine" he grips your hand tightly. "...For the rest of my life, it's you that I want to spend it with,"
Doesn't even have the planned ring on him and apologizes about the word vomit he just did. He was just overcome with emotions right then and there.
Gorou
That small spot next to Bourou Village. Watatsumi Island is beautiful in general, but Gorou knows the good spots.
Is nervous but tries not to show it, but you can totally tell because he's way too stiff.
"Wh-What do you mean? Nothing's wrong!" When asked if everything's fine.
When standing at this spot though, his nervousness seems to go away and for a minute everything is normal until... "H-Hey, Y/N, so..." you look at him and he's fumbling with his hands, unable to meet your gaze. "Y-You, and I--We've been...You know--"
Seems to panic. He is SO uncool right now. Closes his eyes and just blurts it out when he realizes this isn't working out "With all my heart, will you marry me?!"
Heizou
Little secret garden just next to Inazuma city. Quiet place yet you can hear a bit of the hustle and bustle in the city.
Heizou is the type to get on one knee and confidently, directly say it.
He's planned it, and gets you right in the middle of the bridge (has probably asked someone to take a photo as well)
"Y/N, beloved," grins "would you unravel the mysteries of life with me?" (thinks it was such a cool line, then hands you the ring in a box)
Itto
Does not think about it nor plans it. Just happens and it happens because he talks about it casually. You can't really tell if he's serious.
He has this conversation with you in Chinjuu Forest, which is a naturally beautiful place, but he's really only there with you to look for onikabuto.
"You know, it'd be really cool if we could keep doing this huh?"
You ask what he means cause you don't really have any idea. You guys have been doing this for ages. Why would it stop now, is what you think.
"I mean, like, you know, forever," he says this while looking under a rock. "Like if we were just onikabuto fightin' partners forever, get it?"
You stall for a moment and wonder if he knows what he's saying, and you ask if he specifically means he just wants you as an onikabuto fighting partner.
"Oh, well, yea it's ONE of the things I like about you, but I like your kisses too. Hehe," scratches the back of his head then looks like he gets a bright idea. "Oh hey that's an idea! How 'bout we just become partners for life, Y/N?"
Yeah, that's how it happens.
Kaeya
Kaeya keeps it simple, but also romantic. He gets that spot above the gate of Mondstadt, where you can see Barbatos' statue from a distance. He knows how much you love the city and he has a special place in his heart for it too.
The two of you pretty much keep each other warm up there, with him behind you and his arms wrapped around your shoulders.
At some point, as the two of you have been talking for ages and when the perfect silence descends, he leans into your ear and asks you to close your eyes. When you do, you feel him slip something onto your ring finger as he says "A thousand words wouldn't be enough to tell you how I really feel...Would you want to create a thousand and more memories together instead?"
Kaveh
Kaveh thinks its only appropriate to propose at his masterpiece, but he thinks you're even more of a masterpiece than anything he's made or encountered before.
Plus the place just holds a lot of meaning and memories for him. It's beautiful too and you've always said that you're proud of him for completing it.
His is a pretty simple proposal. "I've always thought that something's been missing in my life...I think I've figured out that it's you, Y/N. It's only going to be you,"
Kazuha
Inazuma holds a lot of memories for Kazuha, some that are rather unpleasant. But home is still home and perhaps he wanted to create more good memories there.
Truth be told he could have proposed to you anywhere, and I don't think he had really planned it. It was just something heartfelt that he wanted to say as he sees you climbing up the stairs to the shrine. The sunlight hitting you perfectly and the sakura blossoms just cascading around your form. It's perfect, he thought.
You're a few steps further up from him and it makes him look up at you the slightest bit. With a shine in his eyes and a smile on his face he asks, quite sincerely "Have you ever felt like home was right next to you, Y/N?"
and before you could answer he answers his own question first. "I have, despite the storms and catastrophes I've gone through...Y/N, you're the home that my heart forever needs,"
Lyney
Lyney plans it, but doesn't do it in a grand way. He just wants it to be sincere and special. He thinks this place is cute, what with the little sort of gazebo with a small sitting space to just sit and drink tea.
He proposes to you as the two of you sit, you've never been here before and wonder why the two of you are out here, actually.
"Oh, is it strange? Haha, I just wanted a bit of a change," Rubs the back of his neck and starts to feel nervous.
You explain that you're not complaining, just curious, but you like it!
"Oh, that's a relief. I'm...Uh..." sort of fumbles with something in his coat, really funny seeing as he's a magician and is supposed to be nimble with his fingers. Recovers quite fast and manages to do his classic "flower-behind-your-ear" trick and hands it over to you.
He does the same trick, but this time takes a ring out. "Y/N, you complete me in ways words can't express...will you..." gulps before he continues "marry me?"
Neuvillette
Seems very posh but prefers to keep it simple. He thinks its more special rather than making a super grand gesture. He could of easily proposed in front of the Opera Epiclese, but instead did it at one of the small fountains in Marcotte Station.
The two of you are out on a nightly stroll and this is just where the two of you ended up.
Clears his throat before starting, takes your hand in his, but its his eyes that really do the talking. "I may not be the best in expressing my deepest thoughts and emotions...but there is one single thing that I am quite sure about," he stalls here and seems to look into your soul.
"And it's you, my love. As I take my next steps into this life I lead, I would be honoured if I take them with you by my side,"
Scaramouche
Has it on his mind but doesn't particularly plans when or where he's going to say it. Just knows that he wants to.
While out on an assignment the two of you pass by Mawtiyima Forest. You've always thought it looked like such a magical place. You request to sit on a hill for a bit before moving on.
Scaramouche, as usual, grumbles about this but relents and ends up plopping next to you as well. Truth be told he also liked this particular forest and how quiet yet vibrant it was.
No words are exchanged for a while, just the two of you looking at the view. Scaramouche sneaks a glance at you and you have that stupid, wide eyed look on your face, the glowing blue mushrooms reflecting off of your eyes.
He secretly thinks its cute.
He shows that by aggressively saying. "I don't know what you had in mind when you agreed to come with me, but you're stuck with me till the end now, got it?"
Yes. That's pretty much his proposal.
Tartaglia
Is one who would take you on a vacation off on an isolated, quaint and cute island like Petrichor with wonderful views of Fontaine's waterfalls.
Is the type to get down on one knee while this beautiful background is in sight. Totally plans it and is the cliche, basic proposal. Would totally love the townspeople to clap and cheer while this is happening too.
"Y/N, every day spent with you is a treasure, and I want it to continue for the rest of my life, will you marry me?"
Thoma
Has planned it. Makes sure you have a good time beforehand, probably at some festival and it's when the two of you are winding down, sitting on that rock with the lamp on it that he asks.
"Isn't it magical?" he asks as a starter and you ask what exactly he's talking about. "How it's always a good time and how easy life seems when I'm with you,"
You tell him that's because he always takes good care of you and he laughs heartily at that. "I'm glad to hear it," kisses your forehead and smiles down at you.
"Every day, Y/N, I just fall deeper in love with you...Do you think, maybe, we could spend our whole lives together?"
Tighnari
Plans it and is calm about it. Has everything under control. He chose Pardis Dhyai specifically for its aesthetics and specifically the inside in case it rains. (He doesn't want you to get wet as he proposes, but also doesn't want his ears and tail wet as it happens.)
Clears his throat before he starts, doesn't have a ring because he just doesn't seem the type, for him its more of a pact.
"Rather than talk about emotions alone, I'd want to highlight that you've been quite the mind-stimulating study partner," coughs into his hand "but of course, that's only one aspect of you that I like...it's safe to say that I like you enough to propose the pact of marriage...would that be alright with you?"
Venti
Where else would he think was a good place to propose? Of course he would do it here.
No roundabout way of saying it. Confident in all aspects, partly because he's a God but partly because...what has he got to lose, really?
Doesn't really propose marriage cause...he's not a mortal. Forever might be a thing for him but maybe not for you.
"It's been a while since I've felt really at ease with someone, you know?"
You jokingly say he seems to be at ease with everyone, specially after a few bottles of wine. He laughs out loud at that, and remarks back that no one can make him laugh the way you do.
"It's blossomed into something more beautiful than I thought it would be, Y/N. You, me, and us. Can we stay like this till the end?"
Wriothesley
Has planned it and has stuck to his plan. At a little vacation home at the Southeast of the Beryl Region. The two of you spent a few days relaxing there, under the guise that Wriothesley needed a break.
On the last day he surprised you by revealing that he had asked your family and friends, both from faraway regions and nearby towns to come and celebrate with the two of you.
Celebrate what, you ask.
That's when he gets down on one knee and pops the question "You know, I could still be mistaken," he grins at this but is clearly joking. "but I don't think I am and seeing as you've put up with me, Y/N, I think it's safe to say you're my forever person,"
It was days after when you realize how confident he is of this whole thing when you think about the fact that he had pre planned to invite all your friends and family over to "celebrate"
Xiao
Also a person who doesn't stray far from home. The rooftop of Wangshu Inn is actually quite romantic on quiet nights, with a view of Liyue and a gentle breeze.
To Xiao, marriage isn't really about a ring and signing papers. It's a contract and a promise to each other.
On one of the nights, he just thinks it's the right time to say it.
He's more quiet than usual and you ask if something's wrong.
He pauses for a while before answering. "...Apologies, there's a lot on my mind..."
Xiao has become a lot more open with you through the years.
"...I... just wanted to propose the prospect of being...binded together," you ask what that means cause you're not really familiar, you end up asking if that's the same as marriage.
"M-Marriage? Uh... Yes... I suppose that's what mortals call it... but being binded together is more..." stops talking and gets red in the face. "Let's... just leave it at that,"
I like to think that the process of binding is just that your souls are entwined together...So when one of you passes, you still remember them in your next life, type of thing. Cause if you're a mortal, chances are, you'll die earlier than Xiao. Anyhow, that's a completely different story.
Zhongli
Zhongli prefers the quiet and the nature. This is probably part of your occasional stroll when the two of you need some quiet time.
Zhongli, with how long he has lived, also doesn't see marriage as the normal get-down-on-one-knee-with-a-ring-thing, but for him, it's a contract. It's more binding than anything in the world.
"Y/N, we've walked this path countless of times before," he starts as the two of you continue to stroll. You reply saying that you like this particular area where the bamboos are.
"Is that so?" suddenly stops and looks at you. "In that case, would you care to listen to a proposal I have?"
Clears his throat when you give the approval. "As I've said, we've walked this path countless of times before..." he takes your hand in his "but for me, who has lived longer than you, I've traversed this path for even more times," he closes his eyes. "Yet, with you by my side, this path changes. It transforms into something resplendent. As if...every time had been the first time I've walked through it. It is with you, Y/N, that I discover life anew, despite the thousands of years I've lived. Would you consider forming a contract of lifelong partnership with me, and only me?"
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i have no idea what it is that binds us together. but it doesn't really matter.
type: one-shot (8.4k)
cw: zombie apocalypse au, mature language and content, suggestive language and content, dark!ghost, dark!reader, reader described as curvy/plus-sized + has hair long enough to braid, graphic depictions of violence + murder + gore, depictions of suicidal thoughts + intentions (no actual action), mentions of depression + sadness + loneliness, depictions of assault + harassment (not by ghost), horror movie vibes, unprotected piv, allusions to baby trapping, cumplay, oral (fem!receiving), 18+
Death can be a curious thing. It used to be something definitive. Exact. It used to mean the end of something.
No, now it's a beginning. Not a sweet beginning, but a beginning nonetheless. It turns a new tide. Reactivates cells that were once dead. Sparks nerves that used to be dormant, that used to be dark. It makes muscles move even when they aren't supposed to. Brain-dead, but still hungry.
He hasn't been able to understand the phenomenon quite yet. He's tried. He's picked up a few books and tried to do his own research, but it's difficult when there is no way for him to view the cellular structure of it all on a micro-level. He cannot see the way it grows or how it takes over. He hasn't been able to figure out what techniques it uses to keep a body awake even when the central organs no longer function the way they're supposed to. What keeps it moving? What keeps the feet running and the stomach hungry and the saliva warm?
Why is it that when he plunges his blade through its heart, it still kicks? The brain is its engine, as with his own body, but this is different. The brain runs even when it has lost its necessary components. Blood circulation, oxygen, the things it needs to thrive; but this state of being is not like his own. It doesn't need the same things it used to need because its purpose is not to keep a body running. Its purpose is to eat. To infect. And that is all.
He likes to play games these days. He has a lucky silver euro, one he pried off the dead body of someone that he hated. He spit on that body before raiding his pockets. He hated that fucking brute; he disgraced the style of wearing a mask by using a fucking t-shirt instead. Perhaps Austria is a beautiful country, but it certainly produced one of the most unlikable of men. He thinks even if the world was still right-side up, he would've killed him anyway. The only thing useful about him was that he was carrying a few extra magazines and this coin in his front pocket.
Every morning, when he wakes up, he makes whatever will happen that day a game. If the coin lands on heads, he gets to kill himself today. If it lands on tails, he has to endure 24 more hours before he can play again. The rules are simple. The game is easy. Everyone knows how to play it, but not everyone will like to win it.
Today, he decides to do something different. Today, he decides if he wins, he will wait another day. He has never won this game; he decides if he can't win it, he'll manipulate it until he gets what he wants.
It hits the table with a light clink. It rattles around in a few circles before settling, and when he leans back in his chair, he sighs. He knows what it will be even without looking, but he looks anyway. When he sees the carved outline of its face-side up, his eyes flash. He won.
He never wins.
Something is keeping him here. He chooses not to ask questions. There isn't anyone to ask anyways. No one answers when he speaks. He doesn't think there is anyone left to listen.
If someone would ask him why he doesn't just put the muzzle to his temple and pull the trigger, he would just say that it was because that was how the game is played. Those are the rules. He can't try unless that's what it tells him to do. There is no fun in cheating the game; it wouldn't be proper, it wouldn't be correct. It would be grounds for disqualification, and that just wouldn't do, not for him.
He has to do things the right way. Always. It's how you keep order in a world that has none left. It's how you maintain structure even without the lines drawn in the sand. This is the way things are done; God is not waiting at the end of a very long staircase, He is rattling that coin on the table and waiting for Ghost to take a peek.
He thinks it keeps landing on tails because perhaps God is tired of playing this game with him; Ghost has never been surprised. He will always be ready for disappointment. Giving a gift is no fun when the recipient simply receives it.
It landed on heads today. He won the game. He tried to play it differently, but someone won't let him.
There's snow on the ground this morning. It snowed all night, coating the ground in a few inches of powdery ice. He looks away from the window and back towards the mirror, continue to run the razor over his head. His blonde hair falls in clumps in the sink. He keeps it neat and short, close to the head, and then he does the same with his face. He cuts the stubble close, keeping his face clean, but it doesn't wipe away the rest of his face, the things he can't just cut away. The scars, the ridges, the skin that closed over wounds angry and white and uneven. He can see his teeth through the broken skin above his lip, the yellowing of them now that he only brushes them a few times a week with his lack of proper toothpaste, and he grimaces when he sees the new red spots of raised skin left behind from the dirty mask he wears now. He dips his toothbrush into his bottle of water before brushing, careful to scrub his gums properly before spitting into the sink.
When he finishes, he makes his way back into the bedroom to get dressed. He did the washing yesterday; he found a creek only half frozen over, and he made use of the bar soap he keeps and managed to clean off most of his clothes. He feels a little better slipping into his cargos now that they aren't drenched in sweat or dirt. He tucks a long-sleeve into his pants before putting a thick windbreaker on over it, but he finally feels complete once he slips his mask on over his face. In the mirror, he adjusts it, making the skull straight, and he blinks back at himself. The mask does more than just hide him from the dead.
It keeps the living walking a careful circle around him, and he wants to keep it that way. He hasn't spoken to a single person since it began. He stopped counting the days once his boots ran out of space for notches. Anyone he sees now, he scares them off with one look, or he puts them down before they can take a step closer to finding out if he's real or not.
He doesn't take chances. He has always had a special skill, being able to sniff out the bullshit before it begins. He leans into it now, and it isn't a bullet wasted if it stops the chaos before it can wind up.
He still wears his tactical gear. He can't part with it. His holsters have not failed him, still buckled around his thighs. His vest is still strapped on, and without it, he feels naked. He has long since discarded of the Union Jack patch on his chest; there is no king nor country anymore. They are colors in different shapes, and they mean nothing now; they were buried a long time ago.
His backpack feels light. He's running out of bullets, and he doesn't like how it feels. Nowadays, he has to go further and further to get what he needs, and recently, he's taken to picking up everything and simply moving to make the trips all the easier with no home to go back to.
It's not all that different to the life he had before. He never stayed in one place too long then either. He signed the shortest leases, and he would move once it was up, never lingering and never buying more things than he could carry in the back of his truck. His memories are in his head and nowhere else. He keeps no trinkets. He saves no pictures. There is nothing from the old life that needs to be brought into the new. He shifts between both lives, one foot in the past and one in the future, and he thinks that's what really makes him live up to his name.
He's a Ghost. A drifter. Standing between two places at the same time, not knowing which to stay in and which to leave. It would hurt, if he was really human inside, if he could feel anything at all.
But he's not. His insides are nothing but organic matter. His head is a clock, ticking, counting down, but he's not aware of when it runs out.
He digs the heel of his boot into the snow to gauge the depth. It barely comes up over his toes. He huffs a little before taking a peek at the map tucked into his vest. He had circled a place just north, a main street he is hoping will have a stash of things he will need.
Ammunition. Weapons. Food. Water. A new book, for fuck's sake, maybe a Sudoku puzzle that isn't already scribbled into.
The forest gives him cover, so he sticks to it. Out in the open, he would stick out, dressed in all black. He keeps to the trees, ducking under the leaves and trying not to leave too much of a track behind. He doesn't plan on staying in that cabin again, but if he must, he doesn't want anyone seeing a way to come back to it.
The one thing he does appreciate about this new place is the quiet. It lingers, and it's calm, and when he breathes, the world breathes back. He feels like he had always been telling everyone to shut up, but now, his voice hasn't been used in months. Even when he passes other people, he doesn't speak to them. If they don't spot him, he keeps to the shadows, and if they do, they don't see him for long enough to know what hit them.
It's a good stash. The store had been rifled through by now, but in the office, there had been a nice drawer filled with supplies. A few boxes of ammunition, a revolver, and a new blade to stick in one of his boots. He picks up some other odds and ends. Batteries. A roll of yarn. A small sewing kit. A few pens. His backpack feels a little heavier, and it's a weight he appreciates when he makes his way back outside.
He sticks to the alleyways as he searches for the roof over his head for the night. He decides the cabin he slept in last night was too close to the road; if anyone was driving or following it, they could find that place too easily, and he wouldn't be able to sleep another night comfortably there knowing this truth.
He finds himself veering off road just enough. It's fucking cold, freezing, and he's grateful to the mask for helping him keep it together as he ducks under the wind and keeps an eye out for any nearby landmarks. Sometimes, on slow days like this, he would sit on a ridge and kill infected for sport. Practice focusing his sight, calculating the wind, keep his mind in check by hitting his targets and ridding the world of another one of those things.
There are different kinds of hunters out today.
He hears them before he sees them. He knows what kind they are when he hears their laughter. Low and untamed, sloppy and fucking messy. They always are. These kind spoil their treasures. They eat their food until it makes them sick, and then they do it all over again. They never learn their lesson.
When he settles his rifle down along a fallen tree, he eyes them through his scope. There are two of them. Both are fattened, with dark hair and lazy eyes, and they look greasy. Their clothes are in ruins, and their packs are light, and Ghost figures that they look enough alike to be perhaps brothers, or maybe cousins. Their smiles are equally as sadistic. The taller one tugs something along, and when Ghost aims the scope down a little, he sees her.
Her.
He's dragging her by her legs. She's kicking, but it's hard for her to do much when her arms and legs are bound by mismatched bits of fabric and rope. She's crying, that much is clear, squirming as she spits and gargles around the gag in her mouth as she tries to break free. She has heart, but she isnât a fighter. If she was, she wouldâve realized her teeth could snap that fabric of her gag, and she would know that the knot theyâve tied succumbs easily to upwards pressure.
He follows them. They keep going, dragging you and laughing as they make it to a makeshift camp hidden amongst a clearing. There's a few tents set up, a small dip in the earth to hold a campfire, and when they settle on tree trunks to sit, the smaller one takes a blade and cuts your gag off, leaning over you with a low chuckle. They mean to maim and to take and then to kill, and you know this when you look into his eyes.
"Hello, darling."
"Bite me."
He laughs again, dropping onto his knees over you, but when he gets close enough, you sit up with what little strength you have and bite him along his ear. The cartilage rips, and you tear half his ear off, and then he's scrambling off of you, screaming, holding the side of his head as he rolls around in circles in the snow. He colors it red, and you snarl with satisfaction. Ghost takes a deep breath in and lets it out shakily. The look in your eyesâhe can taste that, roll it around on his tongue. You did not clock the poorly-tied knots, but you do see opportunity, and you are the kind to take it.
"You bitch!"
Just as the taller one is about to get on top of you, Ghost decides he's seen enough. He closes one eye, lines up the sight, and he lets out a cool breath as he drops the both of them within a second of each other. They fall easy; a bullet clean through the back of their heads, and now they're finally quiet again. They will not get up, either.
Your lip trembles as you look towards the trees. You watch as the leaves rustle, and when you see a man emerge from the thick of them, you start to cry. You think maybe you're seeing things; you must be so dehydrated, so hungry, that a reaper has come for you, and you are much deader than you thought.
The reaper stares down at you curiously. He swings his rifle over his shoulder, tilting his head to the side as he bends, getting a blade out of his boot before he cuts the restraints that bind you. He doesnât hesitate when he does this; he does not deem you enough of a threat to keep you bound.
You sit up slowly, wiping your face, and when you meet his eyes, you're surprised to see how human they are. They're dark, but alive, and he has blonde lashes and pale skin underneath. He covers himself, but you can still see him. There's a man under there, not a reaper.
Just a man.
I hate men.
You shake off the rest of the restraints, turning your wrists and ankles and flexing your muscles for good measure. When you realize you are nothing but a little shaken up, you look back up. He's still staring at you, hard eyes lowered in a glare as he looks you over. He's sizing you up, maybe, deciding what to do with you. You meet his eyes one more time before gathering the saliva into your mouth and spitting onto the floor. It's a garbled mess of blood, from the flesh you had severed from that man.
He blinks slowly at that, makes some decision that he doesnât voice out loud, and then he starts to walk away.
You stand on shaky legs, taking it as your cue. You watch as he rips open the flimsy tents that those men had left behind, and he's already grabbing backpacks and rifling through them for goods. He already starts filling his own vest and backpack with the things he finds; some flashlights, fishing line, more food and ammunition. You follow him, moving to the other tent beside it and starting to grab their things and toss them outside. You get to your knees and open the packs, laying out what you find carefully. They have interesting materials in here, ones you associate with explosives. C4. Lighters. Batteries. Wiring. You clench your jaw when you pull out the last box in the bag.
Condoms.
Bunch of pricks.
He finds your discoveries useful. He opens up an empty pack he found and fills it to the brim with supplies. When he zips it up, your stomach drops when you think he might toss it over his shoulder and leave. It only sinks for a moment before he turns the backpack around, holding it up for you.
You pause for a little and think. It only takes a few seconds for you to decide to stand up and slip your arms through the straps.
When he walks again, you follow.
The sun is setting by the time you find somewhere to sleep, but it looks like luxury to you. A quaint little brick house tucked between the hills, a ways from the road and positively hidden. He spotted it through his scope a few hours ago, and he made a beeline for it. It's difficult to keep up with him; he has incredible stamina and the longest legs. He moves like a ghost, too quiet for his own good. You would never know from looking at him how stealthy he could be. For such a huge man, you would never notice him before he could get the drop on you. It makes you conscious of your own steps and how loud they are, and you try to mimic the way he moves as you keep walking.
You don't know why, but you think he must be very pleased with how quiet you've gotten. You don't know why that fact pleases you, too.
He makes you stay outside when you arrive. He pulls a small handgun out of his backpack, and he checks the chamber before handing it to you. He clicks his tongue, forcing your eyes on his, and he puts a finger to his mask-covered lips, telling you to keep quiet. You take the gun from him, pointing it at the ground and holding it at your side, and he touches a knuckle under your chin before he twists a silencer onto his own gun.
You watch with rapt attention as he clears the house. His movements are quick and calculated, and he keeps low to the ground. It's mesmerizing. Big and capable, one with the shadows. The only thing you see in the dark is the white of the skull over his face, and if you didn't know it was him, you would think that you have just seen God.
But God isn't real. Apparently ghosts are.
He is back outside in less than ten minutes, nodding his head at you. You take it as your cue to come towards him, and you hand him the gun back when you pass him. You go into the house and immediately start to light some of the candles scattered around. You set your backpack down, rubbing your shoulders out, and you take a seat on the couch.
It hits you then, the gravity of it all. Men are your captors, and then they are your savior. They'll never leave you alone. They'll never let you go. You were ruled by their iron fist in a previous life, and you will endure their wrath in this new one.
You start to cry. It's the first sound you've made since screaming. You cover your face with your hands, and you don't know why you feel safe enough to cry, but you do, and it comes out of you fast.
He tilts his head to the side as he watches you. It's a strange thing to see something so...alive. He's used to only seeing things moving that can't speak back to him. If he does see things alive, he puts them down as if they are rabid dogs.
He can't find it in himself to kill you. Something is so odd about it. About you.
Everything about today seems more than coincidence. He won the game today. And then he found you.
When he tries the sink in the bathroom, he's surprised to find it working. He grabs a bowl and fills it with water, and when he comes back into the living room, you are staring at one of the flickering candles blankly, shivering. You have stopped crying, but your face is still wet with fat, lingering tears.
It looks like you've been hit by a brick wall. Your hair is matted in places, in tangles. Itâs in desperate need of a cut. It's stuck to your face around the perimeter, caked by sweat and mud and dried blood. Your clothes are in ruins; you wear a ripped jumper, thin jeans, and the soles of your boots are starting to fray and come off, and he can see where you've tried to mend them unsuccessfully with duct tape. You wear no jewelry, and your fingernails need to be cut. Those men have left marks on you, but those will fade.
He kneels in front of where you sit on the couch. Using a threadbare cloth, he dips it into the water and raises it to your face. You show no resistance. You let him wipe your face off, the tears, the dirt, the blood. It stains the cloth ugly, but you can't look at anything else except for his eyes.
They're so dark. Brown, like bark, like honey. You haven't spoken a word to him yet, but the silence is sort of bliss. All you can hear is the drip of the water when he rings out the cloth.
He helped you. He didn't have to. He could've kept walking, but he stayed with you. He didn't leave you. He could've walked away again, but he let you follow.
He isn't a good man. You know that. Anyone who has lasted this long isn't a good person. You've done the same. You've let it take you, once or twice, let the snarl in the back of your throat guide your hand. You've let the voices fester, let them eat at the acid in your stomach until they begged for more, and you won't admit it, but it felt good. Felt good to protect yourself. To rid the earth of something terrible. To say no.
He must understand that. He's decorated in its essence, the one of understanding, the one that says I know what it's like to take matters into your own hands, and he did it with you, too.
He's doing it now, cleaning you up, and you don't know him, or his face, or his name, but you'll try hard to give it back. To give him something. To tell him you are worthy and not useless. It doesn't show today, how far you've come, but you'll try.
"Thank you," you finally whisper. He's dragging the cloth over your bottom lip, and he blinks rapidly, as if a bit startled by hearing your voice. When you speak again, it's to tell him your name, and he thinks for a few moments before continuing, wiping under your jaw.
He doesn't sleep that night. He stares out the window, like a guard dog, and he lets the soft breaths of your sleep keep him awake.
The gas lighter on the stove still works. It takes a match to light it properly, but when the fire starts, you take some of the soup cans from your pack and make breakfast.
Your smile when he comes into the kitchen nearly blinds him. You look more rested than yesterday, and you ladle some soup into a bowl for him, setting it down at the table. He notices the two bowls, his and yours, and he notices that his bowl has more food.
It is then that he decides to keep you.
What he doesn't know is that you've decided the same. The world has thrown you the way out. A man, built like a bear, happy finger on the trigger and capable of getting you out of harm's way. You need to convince him that you are worthy. You need to convince him that you are valuable. A keepsake.
Men are what start wars, not what end them. Men are the cause of chaos and destruction, it is prevalent throughout history, and it is why you are here now, in a place that doesnât exist, where people donât breathe the same air anymore. A man thought himself correct, but he was wrong, and he didnât listen when someone told him otherwise. They are the ones that take advantage of your vulnerability, and instead of trying to understand it, they use it to get what they want.
You can do the same.
You start by mending his clothes. He's laid some out to dry after washing, and you notice the tears in his shirts. When he comes back a little while later, with dinner hanging off his shoulder, you are seated on the couch, feet tucked under you, with a needle in your hand as you sew up one of his shirts.
You've bathed, found new clothes, warmer ones, and your hair is braided and off your face. He hates to say he prefers you a little dirty, but he likes this, too. A natural beauty. A soft face.
You make a real dinner that night. There's canned vegetables that you try to spruce up with the spices you find in the cupboards, but the real meal is the venison you're served. He butchers it outside like a professional, and he sears it on the stove with a perfect touch. When he feeds you that first bite, your mouth explodes with flavor. Your belly is full that evening, and when he blows out the candles for bed, he eats you out in the dark of the corner bedroom.
He's not sloppy like you thought he might be. Not overeager. He's easy with it, casual. Big hunk of a man smothered between your thighs, and he laves his tongue through your folds like his very own personal dessert. He drinks straight from the source, holy water spilling sweet between his teeth, and when he gets his tongue inside of you and holds it there, you nearly leave earth for somewhere else. You come like that, too, his filthy mouth sucking on your clit before he's slipping that tongue in you again, and you mewl against the bed as he tucks his hand under your ass and spreads you wider.
He tells you his name a few nights later. He doesn't speak, not ever, but when you're crying around his thick fingers, he whispers it against your ear.
"'s Simon," he growls, and you know what he means by that. He wants you to say it while you bounce on his fingers, when you rut against his thigh. He wants you to say his name when you're coming undone riding his face, when you're wetting his mask with your pussy and making him choke on your cum. Such a wet, sweet girl you are, and sometimes he skips wash day for his mask so he can shove it into his mouth and pant around it and taste you while he fucks his own fist.
It's insanity, he thinks, as he's cleaning his rifle. The idea of traditional. But it's what befallen him, what he sees all around him, and he tucks his index finger into a hole too small to pinch himself just to make sure he isn't living a dream. You're in the kitchen, mending more clothes, something warm boiling on the stove. There were seeds in the greenhouse, and you're saving them to plant in the spring, so for now, you make do with canned goods and whatever Simon hunts for during the day. You found books in the attic, and you read them at night, head in Simon's lap as he plays with your hair or rubs your sore ankles or cuts your nails. You're the only one that ever speaks; he hasn't said a word to you except for telling you his name, and you're content to be the only one that uses their voice.
He always listens. You told him one time that you loved the shade of green that the trees wore, and he came back one day with a sweatshirt of the same color for you. He noticed you trying to mend those terrible boots, and he found a new pair for you, your size this time, barely worn and fit for winter. He brings lots of things for you; books, clothes, even rocks sometimes, when he just thinks he found one that you might like.
You do like them. You have started filling a small bowl with the ones he brings, and he notices you rifling through it sometimes, just looking at them, and it makes his chest swell with pride.
Like giving a treat to a dog. Like giving him a fucking bone.
He teaches you how to shoot. You know how to pull a trigger, but thatâs the extent of your expertise. He teaches you how to stand, how to turn the safety on and off, how to hold the gun between two hands so not even his own can take it away from you. He makes sounds when you please him. Hums low, lets out a soft breath, sucks in the air through his teeth. You canât see his face, but the way he looks at you when you fire a bullet and knock bottles off their ledges, it warms you, all the way down your spine, reaching your toes. You want him to keep looking at you this way, so you try hard, and he notices.
Youâll never be what he is, but the small victories are what have him chubbing up in his cargos and falling asleep between your thighs. You give, and he takes, and he keeps coming back for more.
He teaches you that distance is your strength. You arenât like him; you arenât built like a brick house, you wonât be bigger than a lot of your opponents. You need to keep them away from you, however you can. He makes you good with that gun because itâs your best chance, but in the even that you lose it or you run out of bullets, he shows you how to aim a hatchet so that the blade always lines up between someoneâs shoulders.
The way you listen makes him salivate. The way you blink up at him and say yes, Simon and take his orders, it makes it difficult to keep away from you.Â
Today marks two months in the house tucked on the hill. Simon hunts, and you cook, and you live in some sick, twisted housewife fantasy at the end of the fucking world. Simon provides, and you keep, and when the box of condoms falls out of your backpack one day, you glance at Simon for just a moment before he's on you.
It's animal, that first time. He tackles you practically onto the carpet of the living room, and he props you up onto your elbows and only pulls down your jeans enough that he can fit his cock between your thighs. You hear the tear of the condom wrapping, and then he's laying over your back, sinking to the base, cock nestled inside of you as he grips your throat gently and fucks you into the carpet. Poor beast, he's definitely going to need his knees massaged after this, but you can't think about that much when you're taking the fattest cock of your entire life and trying to survive underneath him. It's that fine line between pleasure and pain that you're desperate for, and you pull threads out of the carpet as you try to hang on and take it like a good girl.
You can hear his voice. It's low, and subtle, but he grunts with each agonizing thrust, hips snapping against your ass as he fucks you back onto him over and over and over again.
It's primal. Nasty. You wish he wasn't wearing a condom, you want him to be in your skin, you want him to fill you until you're full, let it spill over, and then do it all over again. You want him to bite into your throat and tear, and you want him to eat you and then put you back together, and then do it again and again and again.
"So big," you gasp, and he falters at that. You recognize it, the need for praise, and you latch onto it with claws and stay there. I need him to stay here with me. "So good...so good t-to me, Simonâ"
He groans. It's music.
Keep me. Keep me. Keep me.
"Simon, pleaseâ" You scratch at his arm, not satisfied until you feel blood. When you break the skin, he laughs, a breathless laugh that has your eyes rolling back in your head as he shoves your face into the carpet and mounts you like a fucking horse. The deep slap, slap, slap of skin is enough to send you away, send you home, your mind foggy as your pussy squeezes him for all he's worth. The slick of the condom is pleasant, but you want it raw. You want every part of him carved into you, and you arch your back, suck him in, whine and cry and beg for him to just, "please, Simon, I need it, I need it."
"Need wot?"
The sound of his voice is whiplash. He hisses when he sinks deep, staying there, holding you at a sharp angle so he can knead your ass and watch it bounce back on him. He sucks on his teeth, and there's drool slipping out of your mouth. That accent, his voice, like velvet, from deep within his chest. You want to hear more of it.
"Be a man," you gasp. "Be a man, and fuck me."
He doesn't see the desperate look on your face when he slips out of you. He doesn't see the relief that washes over you when you hear the condom come off, latex crumbling as he tosses it, but he feels the warmth of your pretty pussy when he sinks back in, skin to skin, and feels you clench for dear fucking life.
"Fuckin' Christ," Simon groans, and you reach back for him, gripping his arms, forcing him to fall over on top of you. He settles with his elbows on either side of your head, and you bow your back and grip the carpet again as he fucks into you nice and slow, deep, fat head leaking precum and making you cry because finally, yes, please, this is it, what I want, I'll have you forever.
You're so pretty. Even in his past life, Simon never got to have anything pretty. He was too ugly, too big, too awkward. Any woman of good faith stayed 100 yards away, as if his mere presence was a warning alarm, some invisible radius that kept them away from him. He always thought it was for the better. He always thought good riddance, they shouldn't have me, I shouldn't have anyone. Not when only days before, he had tortured a Russian militant until he had no teeth and hung his severed fingers on twine around his own neck.
But you won't run away. He's given you opportunity. He's left the cottage and staked out the outside just to watch you, and all he sees is you moving between windows, shaking out the dust from old blankets and washing the dishes. All he sees is you sewing his clothes and cooking his food, and when he comes back inside, all he sees is your smile and your face and your pretty mouth that falls open when he makes you come all over his hand.
Now it's the end of the world, and he lets a coin flip decide whether or not he lives or dies. And even when he flips it now, it never agrees. When he asks to die, the coin tells him no. When he asks to live, itâs always interrupted by you.
Yes, it tells him. Yes, yes, yes, because it's been keeping him here, because it knows, because it saw, because he couldn't see both sides of the coin, but he can see it now, plain as day, and she's underneath him now, letting him inside, and she's begging him to come and to fill her up, and she's crying because he's such a big man, and she wants him everywhere and always and all at once, and Simon is nothing if he isn't an insatiable bastard that can finally be fucking selfish.
The way you say his name could make him move mountains. That soft breath you take. The falter of your voice. The whine. The world has gone quiet, but he'll make a new one, and he will leave it at your feet for you to step on or pick up.
Whichever you choose. You can do no wrong.
When he comes, he moans. Into your ear, he lets you hear him, lets you bask in his pleasure as he spurts hot inside of you, hauling you a little higher on your knees so he can make sure you come, too. He gives you the palm of his hand to grind on, fucking into you at the same time, humming deep when he feels you squeeze around him and shatter like glass.
He takes his mask off for the first time that night. You see his face, all of it, not just glimpses when he lifts it to eat or to drink, you see the whole thing. He has a terrible looking face. Something only a mother could love. Too old of scars to be from this new life. They slash across his brow, across his cheeks. He has a jagged nose, and the skin around his lips had been reconstructed poorly from however they had been slit.
He's a terrifying piece of flesh. He is surprised when you lean in and kiss him. He's even more surprised when you kick off your jeans, turn over, and fuck him again.
The mantra that sounds like mine repeats in his head over and over. He feels it, deep, warm and beating under his ribs alongside his heart that hasn't moved in a long while.
He found you in those woods, kicking amongst predators, and he took you home with him. Picked you up like a stray, fed you, clothed you, and now you've stayed. For a moment, he thought it wasn't real. Thought your full belly is what kept you here, the warm house. He didn't mind pretending, but he figured it wouldn't last.
He doesn't think that anymore. Not with the way you kiss his severed face. You nuzzle into it, cup his cheeks, and he finds it agony when you pull away.
He hovers now. In whatever room you are in, Simon must also be in it. If he leaves, he makes you board the doors, and you are only allowed to open them if he knocks in his special way. He tested you once, came back earlier than expected, and he was so pleased you did not open the door to his casual knock and only the special one that he made you come one, two, three times with your thighs locked around his face.
A terrible thing happens.
Not to you.
You're searching the greenhouse. Hoping to find some flower pots for the herb seeds you found, you're rummaging through the cabinets beside it. Your gun is sitting away from you, and although Simon would chastise you for this, you feel safe here, and it doesn't bother you.
It flings itself at you. It cries, what used to be a teenage girl, reaching for you because it wants a chunk of your softness, of the life you pump into the muscles that keep you running. You're protected by all the clothes you wear for the weather, and it is slow because of the cold freezing their rigid, dead bones, but it does not lessen the hunger, the fight, the determination to eat and spread.
Before it can bite, the back of its head explodes. You close your mouth and shut your eyes as rancid brain matter splatters the white snow and you, and it is wrenched off of you immediately. Simon stands there, his pistol in hand, and you have never seen him quite so angry as he is right now.
His eyes are wild. He heaves under that tact vest, breathing hard, and his grip on the handgun shakes, so much that he has to shove it back into the holster at his thigh and lean over to pick you up off the ground.
He jostles you. Growls. Is nearly an animal himself as he shoves you up against the glass of the greenhouse and snarls.
"Wot the fuck is wrong with ya?!" Simon snaps. "Is y'r fuckin' head on?!"
It's so quiet in your head even as he yells. Your eyes tear, but not because you're upset. You reach out and cup his face gently, and he stops. Stops talking, just watches, just looks at you as he bends and leans his forehead against yours and squeezes you to his chest.
What is this thing you have? What have you become? What innate thing has festered between you? Heâs gripping the edge of the glass so hard, you hear it crack under his hand. There is some kind of sick sense of devotion among you. Some kind of responsibility. Heâs angry because something under his tongue tasted bitter when he saw you struggling. It wonât be this easy. He wonât make it this easy. If he doesnât get to die, then neither do you, and he will make sure of that, because that is the only way this game can remain fair.
You never wander to the greenhouse again. He makes you promise (lest he wastes his cum between your thighs instead of inside you, that's it, promise me).
Another terrible thing happens.
Not to you.
They're wanderers. When they knock at the door, they don't use Simon's special knock, so you don't open it. Instead, you blow out the candles and hide, peeking at them from the fogged window in the attic.
They are men (you aren't surprised, they seem to be the only thing that survives nature's heavy hand). Cold. Shivering. One of them is bleeding, you can see it from the blood trail he leaves in the snow that seeps from somewhere under the hem of his jeans. The one uninjured tries to force his way through the door, but Simon added more deadbolts to it, and it doesn't give under his weak attempts. You trade your handgun for the rifle, aiming it at them. If they get through the door, maybe you can draw them back out, keep them away from the house.
You try to stay quiet, but the healthier one uses his body and a log of wood to get through. They're desperate, desperate enough to not care that breaking through the door cuts him severely, splits through his jacket. The second man limps behind him, getting inside, and you decide to put the rifle back.
You will stay quiet until Simon gets back. Your strength is not being a bulldozer, so you'll hide until he can be that for you. You steady your breathing; even if they make it to the attic, you won't go quietly. You tried that last time, and if it wasn't for Simon, you'd surely be naked and dead in that clearing that you were dragged to.
This time, if you go, you will take someone with you at least. Severed ears are not enough. You will not make them artists, you will make them forgettable and unrecognizable, and you will give back what they give you tenfold. Even if it kills you.
It takes them all night before they finally make it to the attic. They eat your food and take showers in your bathroom and stink up the living room, you can hear them. And when their bellies are full and their minds wander, you dread the pull of the attic door as he wrenches it open and the ladder falls.
You manage to kill one as he drags you out from the corner. He latches onto your ankle, and as he pulls, you put your finger on the trigger of your handgun, and you put one right between his eyes. The other takes advantage of your moment of pause, turning you over onto your stomach so hard the gun flies across the attic from your hand. He tosses you down from the attic, and you land on your side in the hallway, and you cry as you get to your elbows and crawl, trying to get to your feet, but he's larger than you.
He catches you in the kitchen. Slams you over the kitchen counter, using his weight to pin you down, but Simon taught you better than that. He taught you not to give in. He taught you not to give up. You think about him when your fingers find the discarded fork on the counter and you drive it right through his fucking eye.
You don't stop. You don't let his cries keep you from bringing your arm down again. And again. And again. You make his face your blank canvas, and you paint it with your anger. For every man that ever touched you. For every man that ever thought himself worthy to have you. For every man that tried to make your body his prize, you poke a thousand holes in him, and you scream with him as you do it until he can't scream anymore.
You're holding the fork and standing over him when Simon comes home. His handgun drawn, silent as he makes his way in, his body visibly relaxing when he sees you. He glances at the man at your feet, still alive, gurgling there, choking on his own blood as he tries to breathe through the holes that are scattered across his face and neck. You meet his eyes, and you smile. It's uncanny to do it now, but you are happy to see him.
"There's..." You sniffle, wiping your face with your sleeve. "There's another i-in the attic."
You donât get to see him smile under the mask. You donât hear the near purr that leaves him as he climbs the ladder and sees the perfect place youâve left your mark. Heâd frame it if it wouldnât rot.
You twirl the fork in your hand before going to the sink, dropping it in there, and you close your eyes as you listen to Simon's footsteps as he goes into the attic. It takes him a little less than an hour to get the bodies out the back door, and when he comes back inside, you're already wiping up the floor in the kitchen.
There's nothing to talk about. This is normal. This is just another day. Tomorrow, you might have to do it again, and you'll still cook dinner after sunset and clean the kitchen like you're doing now and sit Simon on the edge of the bathtub and cut his hair.
Simon found chocolate on his trip today, and you make cake with it. You sit in his lap under the candlelight, and you feed each other, bite by bite, and you giggle when Simon gets it all over his lips.
You kiss him to clean it off, and then you reach for another bite of cake. There's some measure of satisfaction you feel when your tongue finds the dent in the fork prongs from when you used it earlier. The chocolate tastes better somehow. Sweeter.
You catch him in the morning, limbs tangled with yours under the sheets, flipping a coin. You smooth a hand over his thick chest, along his pudgy stomach, and you watch with him as the coin lands on the bedside table, falling flat.
It comes up tails.
He decides then that he doesn't have to flip it anymore. It's pointless. He asked for answers, and he got one.
You were not luck. You were fate. And because of it, the coin will always land the same way.
His thoughts are interrupted when you reach for the coin. You twirl it between your fingers, thinking. He doesn't see what you see, but that's okay. Maybe he'll let you play now. Some other game, a better one.
Heads or tails, win or lose, alive or dead. Either way, you are attached. Woven together, thread by thread. There are no vows to say in this new place, but you aren't tested by the same kinds of things. There is no law to keep two people together, no governing power of men that say if left is truly left and that right is really right.
You are drawn together by shared experiences. The same trauma. You won't leave each other not because you said you wouldn't leave, but because there is no one else in the world that has seen the same things you have seen and has done the same things you have done. There is no one else in the world that will forgive you for what you had to do to survive. That will love you not just in spite of it, but because of it, because you did what was necessary, and you are here now to learn a lesson and not suffer its consequences.
It's just a game. If you win, he wins. If you lose, he loses. If you're alive, he's alive.
And if you're dead, then he must be, too.
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do you believe me now? | 2
in which fem!reader is feeling insecure about how inexperienced she is around spencer's friends and seeks his expertise to amend the problem
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18+ (smut) warnings/tags: inexperienced reader, oral f receiving, (MUNCH!SPENCE RETURNS), fingering, (very) insecure reader, softdom!spencer, sub reader, nipple stuff, kinda sorta implied age gap, god i'm probably forgetting things pls lmk if i missed something important a/n: i've been laboring at this bad boy every day for so long i had to immediately post once it was completed lol. there will be a part three ... maybe i already started it ..... anyway i love u guys and i hope this is a satisfactory part two!! PLS lmk if you liked it!! hearing from u makes my day :')
When Spencer dropped you off at Penelopeâs apartment for your first girlâs nightâthe hostess had promised you, JJ, and Emily lots of gossip sans 'icky men'âyou had been ecstatic. You wouldnât stop rambling to him about how excited you were.Â
When he picks you up two and a half hours later, he can hardly get a word out of you.Â
Itâs not his fault, of courseâwell, not really, anyway. Itâs just that all the girls had wanted to talk about was sex. A topic on which you held very little expertise and had essentially nothing to contribute. Out of the four, you were the only non-FBI agent, the youngest, and undoubtedly the least experienced. It was like high school all over again, except you actually desperately wanted to impress Spencerâs friends. All in all, you weaseled your way out of sharing without giving away that you were still very much a virgin. Sure, you could have said âwe did hand stuff two weeks agoâ, but you had a feeling these women wouldnât consider that very impressive.Â
But you canât easily relay that information to Spencerâeven when he immediately picks up on your sullen mood. He asks you whatâs wrong as you make your way down the echoey staircase, but you hold back, muttering something along the lines of weâll talk about it later.Â
Later doesnât come on the sidewalk outside. It doesnât come in the car, or at any point during the twenty minute drive, but you feel it rapidly approaching as you climb the stairs to Spencerâs apartment. He unlocks the door and holds it open for you, doesnât speak as you kick off your shoes and wander aimlessly into the living room.
âDid you eat?â He finally asks, hanging his keys on a hook by the door and glancing over to where you linger in the center of the room like a ghost.Â
âNot hungry.â
You both know that wasnât the question, but he lets it go.Â
âAlright... well, I was thinkingââ
âWhy havenât we had sex?â
The question flies from your mouth before you can stop it. It tastes like metal and you wish you could take it back as you stand there, cheeks hot and awaiting a reply. It seems youâve thoroughly astonished Spencer as he gapes at you like a fish out of water for several silent moments, eventually opting to shove his hands in his pockets and shake his head at the wall as he processes the question.Â
âI⌠I donât know. We just havenât. Does that bother you?â
Suddenly your whole body feels intolerably warm. Your fingers twitch against your thighs. Of course it bothers you.Â
âDo you just not want to? You arenât attracted to me like that?â
God, you despise how fragile your voice soundsâhow much you obviously care, how insecure you clearly are. Spencer picks up on it, despite your most fervent wishing that he wouldnât, and approaches, stopping a few feet away. You stare at the span of oriental design on the floor between your feet.Â
âThatâs not at all what I said, angel. I wish you wouldnât put words in my mouth.â
âWell, then⌠say something else,â you plead quietly, childishly, still unable to meet his eyes. Prove me wrong.Â
He sighs, which does not bode well for you. You wonder if you accidentally triggered the early demise of your relationship and christ do you wish you could rewind. When he steps closer, when his hands find your arms, youâre not sure where to look. But the low, sweet tone of his voice entices you to finally meet his gaze, charmed like a snake as his eyes dart between yours.Â
âYou know thatâs not how I feel.â
You shake your head earnestly, looking up at him with wide eyes as he slowly rubs your arms.Â
âNo. No, I donât know that.â
Spencer frowns, glancing at your lips as he speaks. Itâs impossible to not do the same when heâs standing so close.Â
âBut Iâve told you. I donât understand how you couldnât know how far from the truth that is.â
You think back to two weeks agoâthe first and only time heâd ever done anything more than kiss you. A different kind of flush replaces the shameful one in your cheeks as you try to make your case and not get distracted by the memories of his hands all over you.
âSo why wonât you prove it?â
Itâd been intended to come out cool, but instead you sound a little desperate, a little out of breath as you realize you and Spencer somehow ended up so close to each other you can feel the warmth radiating from his body.Â
âIs that what you need from me? More proof?â
He speaks so lowly, his fingers press into the flesh of your arms portentously, and you think maybe youâve poked the bear one too many times. But you wonât back down nowânot when you think you might actually get what you want.Â
So you look up at him and nod, throat too dry to speak. His eyes are deceptively soft, but you donât miss the big bad something lurking just beneath the surface of the placid hazel.Â
âAnd how do you think I should prove it?â
âI told you what I want,â you whisper, speaking above your pounding heart.Â
âNot tonight, honey. Choose something else.â
âWellâthatâs not fair,â you stammer, âthe whole point is for you to want to have sex with me.â
Spencer smiles a little, tucking hair behind your ear. âI do want that. I promise you I do. But there are other things I want us to do first.â
âThen I want to do that, too! I justâI donât know what Iâm doing, and you do, and Iâm already out on a limb by asking for this much. I know this is what I want but I need you to take the lead here. I trust you, Spencer.â You top off the monologue with an imploring gazeâhoping it delivers even a fraction of the impact that his puppy-dog eyes always have on you.Â
He seems to study every square inch of your face as you wait in suspense for him to say something. At long last, his lips partâto no avail for several more seconds as he regards you.Â
When the words finally do come, theyâre an immense relief of pressure.Â
âYouâre going to promise me that youâll communicate honestly. That means telling me if we need to slow down or stop, or if you donât like somethingââ
âI promise,â you say, perhaps over-eagerly, offering him your extended little finger.Â
An incredulous smile narrows his eyes.Â
âIs this a pinky-promise?â
âIt is.â You wiggle the finger in emphasis, and he shakes his head, smiling wider as you link pinkies.Â
âI left you with Garcia for far too long.â
You shush him, disentangling your hands to cup his jaw and press your lips to his. Itâs sweet and smiley until it isnâtâuntil everything slows down like sticky molasses and his hand is ghosting over your cheek, your neck, the curve of your waist, finally substantiating itself on your hipâthe other encouraging you to tilt your head back as he deepens the kiss and you feel yourself melting under the heat of his touch.Â
The pressure of his body against yours builds until youâre forced to take a step back, and then another, and another. Without question you allow yourself to be herded toward the bedroom, walked slowly backward as he keeps kissing you and blindly trusting heâll make sure you donât run in to anything. The bedroom door clicks shut behind him, and it is in all practicality a pointless gestureâbut you find it incredibly comforting nonetheless. Â
Itâs too warm beneath your sweater and his hands are cool as they slip under the hem, sliding against the curve of your hip. Spencerâs never seen you without a shirt, you realize, as he pulls away from the kiss by only centimeters. Â
âOff?â he mutters, thumbing at the knit fabric. And while youâre far from confident, youâve certainly been making progress in this area. You help him tug it over your head without a word, noting a distinct and surprising lack of terror within yourself as you watch for his reaction to you. Hands glide slowly up your waist and you find yourself enchanted by the slight furrow of his brow, the parting of his lips. He traces down the lacy edge of your bra, skimming sensitive skin as he goes.Â
âPretty,â he murmurs. âYouâreâŚÂ so pretty.â
It seems youâve rendered him uncharacteristically prosaic. The reaction might be underwhelming if it were anyone elseâbut Spencer Reid is a man who probably knows every synonym for pretty in the English language. Looking at you, he canât think of a single one. In an odd way, itâs the highest compliment he could pay you. Your cheeks heat and your stomach flips as he drags a knuckle up the center of the cup, and you can feel it through the layers of lace and fabric. He leans forward, ghosting his lips over yours and continuing to run his fingers over the sensitive spot. âDo you know how pretty you are?â
This is one argument you will not be winningâone heâll keep bringing up at the most inopportune times until he gets his way.Â
âSpencerâŚâ
âDonât Spencer me. Iâm asking you a question.â
The words donât seem nearly as harsh as they really are when theyâre delivered velvet-soft, with his lips and hands on youâwhen heâs so deftly popping the button on your jeans and dragging the zipper down with all the quickness of a slight-of-hand. It makes it hard to focus, even harder to speak.Â
âWe have⌠we have differing views on this matter.â
Generous handfuls of your hips and ass are taken as he helps you tug down your jeans before you kick them off, now left just in your underwear.Â
âI thought I argued my point fairly well last time you were here. You didnât learn anything from that?â
âMm⌠maybe you just need to remind me.â
âOh, I think I have to,â he agrees through a smile you can only hear. Gentle fingers skim up your back and tap the clasp of your bra. âHow about this? Can we take this off?â
Any confidence from earlier crumbles and you loose a nervous humâwhich is not the enthusiastic yes youâre sure Spencer will be seeking all evening. He pulls away, features etched with the beginnings of concern and a searching gaze. Asking would be unnecessary; the words simply come tumbling out of you.Â
âWhat if you donât like how I look?â
Spencer doesnât even blink.
âThatâs not going to happen.â
How you wish you could have the same assuredness in yourself that he seems to.Â
âBut what if⌠what if youâve been with other girls who are more, likeâI donât know, justâbetter? Prettier?â
âHoney, youâreââ a sigh, a pause as he searches for the wordsâhis eyes dart up and down your form, assessing, and when he looks back up at you, theyâve cleared and softened. He pulls you a little closer, rubbing circles into your back with his thumb. âIâm not thinking about anyone else right now. Iâm not interested in anyone else right now. I already think youâre perfect, and Iâm going to keep thinking that regardless of how you look. When I look at you, Iâm not looking for things to critique. Do you understand me?â
As far as sentiments go, itâs a nice one. But the pressure of being seen still feels like an impossible burden. You whine, leaning your head against Spencerâs chest. He accepts your weight and runs his hand over your back as you look up at him.Â
âBut what if Iâm hideously deformed?â
His eyebrows raise.Â
âYouâre not.â
âBut what if IÂ am?â
âOkay. It seems like you donât feel ready yet, which is completely fine, we just wonâtââ
âNo!â you protest. âI am ready. I am. But⌠you have to promise to be nice to me no matter what. Or break up with me if you donât like what you see so I don't have to wonder.â
âYouâre ridiculous,â he says, kissing you, âand the only thing Iâm willing to promise is that Iâll think youâre perfect. Me being nice will come as a natural byproduct of that which is very different than being nice by artifice. Take it or leave it.â
A moment of hesitanceâbut itâs short-lived. This is more important than your insecurities. Spencer is more important.Â
âTake it,â you mumble against his lips. His fingers trace up the smooth skin of your back, all the way to the fabric and metal hooks on your bra.Â
âThank you.â
You wouldnât have thought Spencerâs genius would manifest in being really good at undoing the clasp of a bra, but you can truly say youâre impressed by the ease with which he does it. It falls to the floor, leaving you completely shirtless for the first time in front of him.Â
âWell?â you murmur, arms crossed defensively underneath your chest, because you understand overtop would sort of ruin the whole thing. âWhatâs the verdict?â
âYou,â Spencer manages after a momentâyou literally watch him memorizing every square inch of your bodyâ âare ridiculously beautiful.â
The way his voice gets quieter makes your stomach flip. It sounds genuine. Too genuine to be faked.Â
âSo⌠no breakup?â
It seems that the more vulnerable you feel, the less likely you are to take a compliment. Spencer, who is always seeking patterns, probably recognizes this one, and doesnât push you so hard this time. After a silent moment, he sighs and cradles your face in his hands.Â
âYouâre gorgeous. I hate how incapable you are of seeing that. Weâre going to talk about this.â
âYeah, but not right now, right?â you murmur, standing up on your tiptoes to kiss him.Â
âNot right now,â he agrees.Â
His lips are so soft and gentle against your own it feels like love, it feels like being talked down from the ledge of your own insanity. Somehow the way he strokes your hip feels more nurturing than sexual. Itâs like he has sex and chaste affection on tap, able to turn them on and off at will. Youâre happy to drown in either. Ideally, both.
After a while, his hands begin roaming farther, become bolder in their excursions over your flesh. Up, down, over your waist and ribs. Clearly Spencer had been trying to ease you into it, but you still canât hide your sharp inhalation when his thumbs graze the sensitive skin of your breasts. He pulls his lips from yours, hands splayed over your sides.Â
âSit down.â
Itâs much too gentle to be a command, but you frown.Â
âWithout you?â
âIâm not going anywhere,â he chuckles, lightly squeezing your waist. âJust sit. Utilize patience.â
You sit on the edge of the bed with an atypical reticenceâyouâre just a little too nervous for a snippy comeback. Spencer picks up on this, features softening sympathetically as he undoes his tie with nimble fingers. It lands somewhere on the bed and he leans over you, resting his weight on his fists and offering you a quick kiss. His voice is soft and designed to soothe as he speaks, mere inches away from your face, and so quiet it could only be heard at this range.Â
âAre you nervous?â Cloth from the duvet pinches between your fingers. For a moment you donât reply, dropping your head to watch when Spencer runs his hand over your thigh. âItâs okay if youâre feeling anxious, baby. We donât have to do anything tonight.â
You expel a frustrated huff.Â
âI want to. Just because Iâm nervous doesnât mean I donât want this. I can handle a little bit of anxiety.â
He hums, dropping to a crouch and inserting himself directly in your line of sight.Â
âI know you can. But you donât always have to push yourself so hard.â
âIâm fine pushing myself a little. I pinky-promised I would tell you if I wanted to stop, remember?â
âOh, how could I forget a pinky-promise?â he smiles.Â
How could you forget anything, you think, becoming flushed and silently insolent at his dulcet teasing.Â
âPlease, do something.â Itâs a whisper, brushing his lips as you lean down until youâre nose to nose. His hands are on the back of your legs.Â
âIâm working on it.â
âIt doesnât look like it.â
âYouâre smart, angel. Tell me why I've got you naked on my bed and Iâm kneeling in front of you. Where could I possibly be taking this?â
Oh, you have a pretty strong inklingâbut youâre scared to voice it and be wrong. Instead of risking it you shake your head slowly, shyly. What youâre not expecting is for Spencer to duck his head down, slide his hands up the side of your thighs and press kisses to the delicate skin there. It feels goodâbetter than youâd have thought.Â
âYou donât know?â he asks, looking up at you through burnished gold-rimmed pupils. âNo guesses?â
âNo guesses,â you agree breathlessly, hotter than you were when you had your clothes on and all the energy in your body condensed into one point between your legs. Spencer hums like heâs considering your answer, smoothing his thumbs over the soft skin of your thighs so gently it feels like burning.Â
âI donât think youâre being entirely truthful. Lie back, sweetheart.â
You do as youâre told, scooting up on the mattress and falling back on your elbows. Spencer wastes no time in climbing over you, leaving you in much the same position as the last time youâd been in his bed. The sheets feel cool against your bare skin, but he is exceptionally warm and solid over you.Â
âIâm being honest.â Lie. âI donât know what youâre going to do.â
Lips find the most sensitive spot of your neck, dancing over it torturously. The front of his shirt brushes your chest. Your thighs clamp together.Â
âI don't like being lied to. Just say it, baby. I know you know.â
âSpencer,â you whine, fists bunching the excess fabric around his waist. Warm breath condensates on the skin of your neck as he chuckles.Â
âYou donât like being teased, huh?â
âPlease, Spence,â you whisper. You notice the pattern of his breathing pause momentarily before it all comes rushing out at onceâand you catalogue that particular plea for later usage.Â
âI canât say no when you ask me like that.â
You push your fingers into his soft hair.Â
âI know.â
It was a lucky guess.Â
Heâs still for a moment, relishing the feeling of your hands in his hair, before darting up to kiss you.Â
âIâm going to use my mouth this time,â he murmurs against your lips. Though you knew that was what he intended, your heart stumbles in its perpetual march. âIs that okay?â
âWhat if IâŚâ
You trail off. This is a very intimate situation which youâre not quite sure you have delicate enough language for. Or maybe youâre just stalling. Either way, Spencer is eternally patient with you.Â
âYou need to stop worrying so much, pretty girl. Iâd love to do this for you. But itâs your call.â
âLove is a pretty strong word.â
âSometimes I think not strong enough.â
The way heâs looking down at you so tenderly, brushing hair from your face, makes you think maybe heâs not just talking about how much he would love to go down on you. Regardless, it fortifies your trust in him. Spencer is the kindest person you know. Heâs so clearly an enthusiastic giver. Why not allow him to give you this?Â
âOkay,â you breathe. âYou canâyeah.â
As usual, youâre impressively awkward, but he doesnât seem to mind. In fact, you think he not-so-secretly delights in being the one to fluster instead of the other way around. Rarely has he mentioned his past romantic and sexual exploits, but gathering bits and pieces, you assume he was a fairly late bloomer. He probably knows what itâs like to be nervous and so deeply unsure of yourself.Â
âDo you remember what you promised me?â he whispers, pressing butterfly-light kisses to your jaw. Your eyes flutter shut as his lips traverse down your neck, teeth skimming over the delicate skin while your breath catches.Â
âMhm.â
âYouâre not gonna break that promise, are you?â
His voice, soft and muffled by your skin, is the most exhilarating and disorienting high. Your entire body buzzes with anticipation, satisfied only where his lips soothe and his body presses against yours. It takes a moment for you to remember to reply.Â
âNo.â
Reward comes in the form of his thumb brushing over the peak of your breast at the same time as he murmurs, âgood girl.â
Your stomach flips at the endearmentâyou squeak and arch into him slightly. Spencerâs hand slides down your ribs as he chuckles, lips pressed just above your collarbone.Â
âYouâve never called me that before,â you shudder as he continues kissing over your neck.Â
âItâs not appropriate in most conversational contexts. But I can tell youâve always been good.â
âReally? How?â
Spencer pauses, pushing himself up to regard you with searching eyes. The places heâd kissed feel cold without him.Â
âI just can. Youâre thinking too much, baby. I need your focus on me.â
âIt is on you,â you huff.Â
You watch his expression shift minutely. He loves games. Of course heâd love playing with you. That knowledge is why youâre only partially surprised when his thumb catches on your nipple again.Â
âIs it? Youâre only thinking about how it feels when I touch you here?â
A stammering nod.Â
He toys with the sensitive flesh only a second more, amusement lighting his eyes, before dragging his hand down, down, down until itâs between your legs. Fingers trail over your clothed core, skimming the most sensitive part of you while your breath hitches. Â
âTell me how it feels when I touch you here.â
âReally good,â you admit, a heavy exhale escaping parted lips as he pins you with his gaze.Â
âReally good, right. I can make it feel even better. Do you want me to make it feel better?â
Your thighs drop fully open and he adds just a bit more pressure until youâre pushing against his hand in search of more friction.Â
âYes please.â
âThen no more questions. I need you to trust me.â
Your answer is a breathy, dreamy sighâyouâd do anything, say anything for him.Â
âOkay.â
Spencer kisses you, absorbing your noises of protest as his hand ceases between your legs and settles on your hip. But youâre trusting him. No whiny complaining. No unnecessary questions.Â
Things go much quicker once youâre not interrupting him every twenty seconds to say something. His lips reattach to your neck, retracing their path (albeit quicker) until heâs below your collarbone. You watch in rapt fascination, twisted brows and parted lips as he peppers kisses down over your breast before dragging his tongue over your nipple. A jolted little moan spills out because you hadnât been prepared to hold one in. Waves of hair fall over Spencerâs face, obscuring him from your vision, but you donât think to push it awayâyour body is too busy processing the sensation to be much use on any other front. He darts his tongue over the peaked flesh, eliciting more little open-mouthed exhalations of pleasure from you. Earlier you hadnât really thought it necessary for your bra to come offâyou had no idea this could actually feel so good. A moment later he begins toying with the other nipple and you gasp as a bolt of heat goes straight to your core.Â
You curse, further words catching in your throat as he suddenly switches, mouthing at your other breast and letting the cold air chill the other until you have goosebumps. It feels a little like hypnosisâyouâre unable to move or speak as his tongue laves over you. Soon heâs replacing his mouth with a thumb again, sucking a mark onto your tit just above your nipple. You whimper a little at the pleasant brutality of it, hoping as he releases that it wonât soon fade. Spencer swipes over the stinging skin and presses a tender kiss to it, almost like an apologyâbut you sincerely doubt heâs actually sorry.Â
Then he resumes his descent, leaving soft kisses down between your breasts, over your ribcage and stomachâwhen he reaches your hips, he doesnât pull off your underwear all at once. Rather, he slides the fabric down centimeter by centimeter, kissing the revealed skin like itâs precious.Â
This time you donât need to be told to lift your hips. He helps you slip the final piece of clothing down and off of your legs, flinging it somewhere blindly before getting comfortable between your thighs once more. Your heart pounds with arousal and anxiety as his arms wrap around your thighs and his hands rub up and down the tops of them slowly.Â
âGod, youâre fucking beautiful,â he mumbles, loosening his hold on one leg to thumb at your folds. They glisten in the dim light of his bedroom as he gently reveals your clit. A soft whine escapes you when he nudges at the aching bud, slipping over it a few times and alleviating a bit of the pressure thatâs been building. âShh, baby. I know. Iâm gonna take care of it. Youâre being so good for me.â
Fuck. The way he talks to you makes your brain turn to mushâyouâre utterly incapable of forming an intelligent thought. Spencer has rendered you a complete idiot, and youâre not upset about it in the slightest.Â
He presses more gentle kisses to the creases between your thighs, just above your clitâeverywhere except for where you need him most. Everything aches for him in the best way and at least youâre too turned on to be very insecure anymore. All you want is relief. But youâre trusting him.Â
Thankfully, he delivers.Â
The tip of his tongue grazes so lightly over your clit that if you werenât this worked up you may not have felt it at all. In your current state, however, the stimulation echoes through every atom of your being. Every muscle is tense, frozen in placeâyou canât even breathe for a second. He does it again, a little flatter, with a little more pressure, and you whimper. Itâs a delicate thing, almost pained and definitely overwhelmed as he gently begins working his tongue against you. Your head cranes up to watch, your jaw drops. Approximations of curse words try to form, but come out only as, âf-fuâoh,â so whiny and soft it doesnât even sound like you. He hums sympathetically, but you suspect it morphs into a chuckle as you continue to gasp and mewl.Â
There are times where you can hold back sounds of pleasure. When youâre by yourself, itâs typically not a problem. Two weeks ago when Spencer was knuckle deep in you for the first time, it had certainly been a challenge, and youâd pretty much given up. But thisâthis is something else entirely. It feels like religion. It feels like compulsion. Even if you had the slightest modicum of control over yourself, which you currently donât, you wouldnât want to keep quiet. You want him to know what heâs doing to you.Â
So you let every cry, every whine and whimper drag from your lungs, unbidden and unshaped. Youâre new at this, after allâevery broad lick feels so good that you have no fucking idea what do to with your hands or how to stop rolling your hips or how to censor your sounds.Â
âSpencer,â you keen in one of the moments you remember to breathe. He moans against you, taking you into his mouth and sucking lightly. Your hips buck. âOh, myâfuck!â
The hand thatâs still around your thigh rubs soothing lines up and down. The one thatâs spreading you open pulls your folds apart a little bit further, granting him more access to your clit. He flicks his tongue and you almost come then and there, vision going gray for a split second.Â
âWait, wait, Spenceââ you squeak, writhing and trying not to squeeze your thighs together for fear of hurting him. He pulls back and looks up at you, lips shining with your slick and eyes glazed with lust. Fuckfuckfuck he looks so fucking good. âPlease, just⌠slow down, or Iâm gonna⌠or itâs gonna be over.â
The corner of his mouth twitches as he rubs circles into your inner thigh.Â
âItâs over when you say itâs over. You donât have a refractory period. We donât have to stop at one.â
âOhâyou donâtâyou donât have to do that,â you stammer.Â
âI know I donât have to. But if you want me to, I want to. You taste so good, angel girl.â
Well, shit.Â
He looks absurdly sexy between your legs like this. You have no idea how you got so lucky, but you donât plan on taking it for granted. Your fingers tangle in his hair.Â
âI donât know if I can do more than one,â you admit shyly, slightly embarrassed by how little you know about yourself and in general compared to Spencer. Hazel eyes sparkle in the warm light.Â
âHow about we start with one and see how it feels?â
Your voice is breathy when you respond, âokay,â already impatient for him to get back to it. Spencer seems just as eager, immediately kissing between your legs with a passion that makes your lips jealous.Â
The flat of his tongue presses circles against you and your hips buck, already ramping up to that point youâd been at before calling a time-out. Slowly his fingers find their way to your entrance and he teases you with them, dipping in to the first knuckle before withdrawing again. If you could form words, youâd beg him to just do it already, but all you can manage is an affronted whine as you tilt your hips down, hoping he catches the meaning.Â
Of course he doesâpushing two fingers inside you at once. The intrusive stretch adds a sharp edge to the pleasure, makes it more interesting, as your brain short-circuits and you choke out a moan. It only takes a few slow pumps of his fingers in tandem with the pressure of his tongue until your hips are writhing and youâre and mewling desperately, more overwhelmed with pleasure than youâve ever been. You push his hair back, able to see him for the first time, and fully appreciate the hollow of his cheeks, the way he looks up at you with perfect, glassy half-lidded eyes, the rhythm of his hand and tongueâhe takes your clit between his lips once more, sucking lightly, and youâre done for. A pornographic sob escapes from deep within you as you come, but he doesnât stop. The orgasm lasts longer than you knew one couldâalthough, itâs only your second time, so you donât exactly have a lot of data to go off of. Your entire body feels warm and floaty, and what heâs doing feels so good you want him even deeperâbut you know he wonât give you that yet. Instead you focus on the slow burn of your orgasm, allowing him to carry on for a while until you begin slowly drifting back to earth and it becomes a bit too much. He recognizes the barely-there whine for what it is and pulls his fingers from you carefully, pressing one final kiss to your clit that makes your legs twitch and summons a weak little moan.Â
Spencerâs lips find other avenues, over the delicate skin of your thighs and hips and stomach as he slowly drags himself up again. By the time youâre face to face again youâre still breathing hard. You sort of feel like prey underneath his weight, studied so scrupulously, known far more intimately by him than anyone has ever known you before. But there is so much light and kindness in the way he looks at you that you almost canât make sense of it.Â
Maybe itâs possible to be known and still wanted. The possibility spins like a coin on its edge in your mind. An idea you spent so much time trying to nurture and is only just now beginning to sprout. Maybe someone could see you at your most vulnerable, and still find you worthy of kindness. Appreciation. Affection.Â
Spencer certainly could, it seems, as he ducks down to kiss you. You dodge it, turning your head demurely. He nudges his head against yours, speaking so, so softly, utterly cloying as he teases, âwhat? Youâre not gonna kiss me now? Is that how it is?â
âNo!â you balk, equally as quiet and especially bashful. âNot when you⌠no.â
âLet me kiss you,â he pleads, so earnestly you turn your head back to face him. His big eyes are hazy, reflecting all the warmth and dizziness you feel. âLet me kiss you. Please.â
You whine.
âI donât wanna⌠taste⌠myself.â
Spencer doesnât miss a beat.Â
âHm. Weâll need to work on that. Because one day, Iâll make you come just like that again, and then Iâm going to fuck you, and youâre really going to want me to kiss you then, angel.â
Something flickers in your core.Â
Suddenly youâre not so squeamish. You really want him to kiss you now. But it seems heâs going to have his fun, first.Â
âOpen.â Without even thinking about it, your lips part. He really ought to be careful with what he tells you to doâyouâre all too compliant. Even as his fingers slip between your lips, youâre obediently hollowing your cheeks around them, watching him with big eyes as his own mouth falls slightly open. âOh, baby,â he croons. âWhat are we gonna do with you?â
That flicker has returned to a full-fledged throbbing once you open your mouth again, slightly dizzy from lack of oxygen.Â
âCan you make me come again right now?â you whisper, grasping lightly at his shirt. He grins like he loves the ideaâand you let him have his way, accepting his lips on yours with no complaint. After a few moments, (the taste is surprisingly unobtrusive), he pulls away.
âI would love to.â
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part three
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drains me slowly
pairing: wade wilson x gn!reader
summary: deadpool finally invites you, the coworker he has a massive crush on, over, which means the two of you end up doing more than just watching a movie.
tags: smut (18+), sub!wade wilson, dom!reader, pain kink, use of superpowers to fuel a pain kink, light masochism, teasing, gentle dom, hand job, scratching, body worship
wc: 3.3k
a/n: fic inspired by the new deadpool movie coming out!!! also, title is from love me dead by ludo.
No surprise that Wade wasnât exactly anyoneâs favoriteâ that goes for among the heroes heâs worked with and throughout his life in general. Heâs â to put it in the kindest way anyoneâs ever told him â fucking annoying. Oh, heâs more than aware that heâs a little too out-of-pocket, abrasive, impulsiveâ a nightmare to interact with, really. And those were just the recent comments made by the closest thing he has to coworkers! The shit he heard from people growing up was leagues worse.Â
Look, having a rough start in life isnât uncommon and heâs sure as hell not gonna get the tiny violin out for himself and throw his own little pity party, but heâs grown enough since his healing factor got beat out of him to acknowledge that heâs had it tough over the years.
Heâs still going, though! Yeah, he may not always be the best at doing his laundry quick enough to get any clean clothes to wear, or at stopping his room from becoming cluttered with too many half-empty water bottles, but heâs still making it by, day by day.
But, well, itâs still really hard to constantly put himself out there, get assigned â or infinitely more likely, just shove himself into â whatever jobs or missions he feels like taking on when everyone treats him like Jar Jar Binks.
That was until you came along. So, obviously youâre crazy hot â heâs gotta get that out of the way first â but more than that, you were confident. Competent, too, and those rarely coincide in Wadeâs experience. You mostly worked on call, joining the occasional mission, battle, or investigation because your mutant powers came in handy often, but you also still kept up with your day job. Honestly, Wade thinks the reason why you werenât always present in fights was to stop the other mutants from being out of a job. Your ability to slowly deteriorate surrounding biological tissue, while horrifying and a pain in the ass to control â your words â was basically winning on easy mode.
But no, you were adamant about keeping your involvement with the X-Men infrequentâ only joining when your presence was absolutely necessary. Apparently nonstop high stress situations aren't good for your mental healthâ who knew?
And he wants to pretend he became obsessed with you because of all those things, and of course they helped, but really, you had him at hello. Or well, you bothering to say hello and actually talk to him in the first place, to ask him questions about his life in moments of downtime where usually heâd be left with an unenthusiastic audience instead of a warm-hearted listener who actually laughed at his jokes.
So, of course, he has to go and fuck it up.
âŚ
âSo, glad thatâs over, huh?â Wade says through a smile, the whites of his mask squeezing as his cheeks rise. âSpeaking of over, you wanna come?â
âOver?â you shake your head a little, flashing your teeth as you try and comprehend him. âRight after we took on a whole crime ring?â
âWell, what a better time to unwind, am I right?â
âOh?â you raise your eyebrows. âWeâre unwinding?â
Itâs small, but you swear Wade ups his talking speed, âWell, yeah, you know. Watch a movie, order in, show you my Pokemon cards, the works.â
You hum, pretending to consider it, âDepends, you got a holo Charizard?â
And now, for sure, he exhales his relief. âYou insult me.â
The two of you enter his apartment not long after youâre dismissed from the mission, and Wade briefly excuses himself to change out of his suit. Making yourself at home, you take a seat on the couch and glance across his living room. His apartment is surprisingly nice. The kitchen and living room are one large, open space with a sleek, modern design. Also, youâd assume someone as chaotic as Wade would keep their house in a messier state, or hell, at least a little dusty, but the living room is spotless. Maybe he cleaned recently? What, was he planning on inviting someone over?
Snorting as you shake your head, a small click from across the hall catches your attention.
Youâve only seen Wade on the job, so naturally heâs always been wearing his red suit, but for some reason, you never stopped to picture him wearing civilian clothes. Actually, now that youâre seeing him in a sweatshirt and sweatpants â awfully warm for this weather â youâre struggling to reconcile the image of him you had in your head with the person right in front of you.
Well, at least until Wade brings up a fist to cover his mouth, illustrating his nervousness, and the tension fizzles out. Only Wade has body language that cartoonishly exaggerated.
âNice sweats, green looks good on you.â
Wade pauses for a moment, registering your words before he giggles softly, arm falling to his side, âIâve been thinking about changing the color of my suit. You know, hiding all the blood is great and all, but sometimes I gotta wonder â could this thing be more flattering?â
He walks over with a spring in his step before sitting by your side. Cutely, he wraps you up in the larger blanket first before settling the smaller, throw blanket over himself. You try your hardest not to show your confusion outwardly, but seeing Wade up close now has you questioning his outfit all the more.
Heâs a bit tall, so the sweatpants donât go all the way down to his ankles, but Wadeâs wearing calf socks, as if he specifically were trying to avoid them being uncovered. Also, his hoodieâs easily a size or two larger, which makes it the perfect thing to wear to lounge around and watch a movie in, but also, the sleeves cover his entire hand sans his fingers. From the little you can see of them, they look puckered in scars.
But obviously Wadeâs hands are scarredâ heâs a mercenary. Heâs handled all sorts of weapons and been in hundreds of fights over the years. You werenât expecting his skin to be baby-smooth.Â
Whatâs interesting to you is why heâd go through all the trouble to hide it.
Also, yeah, the most obvious pointers were that the hood of his sweatshirt is up even though you two are indoors in his own home and â how could you forget this one â his Deadpool mask is still on.
Was he just uncomfortable with sharing his identity in general or was he specifically trying to shove distance between the two of you? Whatever, if he doesnât want to take his mask off with you, he doesnât have to. You feel a distinct pang in your chest, but you try not to let it color how you respond to him. Heâs more than in the right to only share what he feels most comfortable with.
Wadeâs been fiddling with the remote while youâve been â hopefully â subtly looking him over, and the screen finally changes from a streaming service page to the opening of the movie.
âWeâre watching The Princess Bride? I didnât take you for a romantic.â
He bats his eyes â at least, you think he does, given the maskâ and speaks in a sweet voice âWhy, me? Oh please, I know romance. Iâm not going to invite a lovely, gorgeous, incredible person over and force them to watch Die Hard on the firstââ
His back straightens out like heâs been electrocuted before he forcibly relaxes his posture to finish his thought.
âHang-out.â
Okay, you want to go easy on him, especially because he seems so tense, but you canât just let that one slide. You close the small distance remaining between the two of you, causing your entire side to press against his. Even through his sweatshirt, you can feel how warm he is.
âMmm, just a hang out?â you mumble, sliding your head onto his shoulder. Youâve done this before, either for comedic effect or just in an attempt to push his buttons the same way he always tries to push yours â which, despite his best efforts, always ends up endearing him to you instead of bothering you â but never in a context like this.
He inhales sharply, and you count the seconds until he finally lets himself release it. Sometimes, you think he takes his healing factor for granted.
Turning his head to peer down at you, Wade considers you for a moment, keeping his face and body language deceptively neutral. You try your hardest to keep your eyes focused on the movie and your body loose and comfortable.
âYou want this to be a date?â he says, flat.
âWhy, thank you for asking, dear sir,â you copy his sweet voice from earlier before returning to your normal. âYes, Wade, I like you.â
âIââ he starts, but the words get caught on their way out. His fingers bury themselves in the material of his sweatpants, and the movement draws your attention to them again. Shades of blotchy red and pink curve all across his skin.
Wade doesnât say anything, which is concerning enough on its own, but following your confession, you feel like heâs more than out of his element.Â
âThatâs why you invited me over, right?â you try and help him out. âYou feel the same, too.â
And then, feeling bold, you turn your head to face his still mask-covered head and kiss him lightly on the cheek. Instantly, you see fireworks go off inside him, because Wade hurriedly shuts the TV off and runs off to close the blinds. Thereâs barely enough light in the room now to make out shapes, but apparently Wade doesnât take any issue because he peels his mask back and kisses you on the lips.
His lips are textured, and your intuition flashes quietly in the back of your mind, but for right now, you focus on how energetic he is. If his body is warm, his mouth feels like itâs on fire. Heâs constantly moving, trying to experience all of you as fast as possible.Â
Itâs making your face heat up, how quickly he demands your complete attention and how relentless he is in grabbing it. Wade bites your bottom lip, causing you to gasp into him, and he uses the opportunity to explore across your own teeth and tongue. After a few more seconds, you break away, needing the space to breathe.
âHoly shit,â you whisper, voice rough.
âYouâre telling me,â Wade coughs out. âWe couldâve been doing that this whole time?â
âWell, all you had to do was ask.â
And although you canât see him, which you know is the point, you understand something in him has shifted. He gets up from the couch, takes you by the hand, and leads you towards his room. His pace is so quick, you barely comprehend his actions until youâre both standing right in front of his bed.
âIs this okay?â he asks, quiet. You donât think youâve ever heard him stifle the amount of words he let loose before.
âYes, of course it is. But Wade, we have to turn on at least a lamp or something in here.â
âWe do?â
âYeah,â you pause to give him a second to think. âI canât see you at all like this.â
âWhat if â and you're just going to have to trust me on this one â youâd prefer it this way,â Wadeâs voice is light, but it feels like itâs cracking at the edges.
âAnd whyâs that?â
Not like youâd be able to see, but the anxiety radiating off of him makes him sound wide-eyed, âHuh? Oh, Iâ uhâŚâ
âLook, if youâre worried about how Iâm going to react to you having a bunch of scarsâ donât. I donât mind,â the sound of fabric rustling in front of you makes you think he just flinched. âI figured it out. Youâre not sneaky.â
âYou say that, butâŚâ
âWade, I donât care. And I mean that kindly! Really, it doesnât bother me.â
Wade starts pacing in front of you, nearly tripping on the leg of the bedpost, âLook, I appreciate the whole hero act you got going on here â really fits you good, you should totally quit your day job â but you donât have to force yourself, Iââ
âWade, you either confront your insecurities head on or Iâm not doing this with you. I told you what I think, the only person whoâs going to worry about how you look here is you. We either have sex with a light on or not at all, okay?â
No one speaks for a few seconds once you finish saying your piece, and you cringe, realizing how forceful you must have come off. Youâre about to speak up again to apologize when you hear a shudder-filled exhale from a few feet away.
âJesus H. Christ,â he groans. âYouâre so hot when you're putting people in their place.â
Your lips curl into a shaky smile, âYeah, what else do you think is hot?â
And you can practically hear the gears turning in his head from here.
âŚ
Itâs actually happening. No fucking way he didnât dream this up. But you were pretty adamant about him getting his head in the game in order for you guys to actually get down and dirty, so for you, he tries to keep his train of thought as focused as possibleâ a big ask.
âBossing anyone â everyone, especially me â around. You using your abilitiesââ you reach over and find Wadeâs hand before running your fingers up his arm. âShit, umm, using your abilities in general, but, umm, I really like when Iâm there.â
âOh?â you giggle. âWhen you get to watch, or?â
âWhen I get to feel.â
Your hand moves over to the nape of his neck, reaching under his hood and mask, to rub at his rough skin. Wadeâs nerves light on fire as he waits for you to respondâ for some reason, it never feels like your words come out fast enough.
âYou got a thing for pain, Wilson?â
He chuckles, âYouâd be surprised.â
âOkay, but are you sure? I can try, but it might not be all that good for you.â
âDonât worry,â he thinks back to all those times he had a hard on while the two of you were fighting together. âItâll be great for me.â
You hum, âAlright, then, but you tell me to stop the second you donât like something, okay?â
âAye, aye, captain,â he salutes, though you probably canât see it. âAnd, same goes for you.â
âWhat a gentleman, letting me destroy him and giving me an out.â
Heâs blushing something furious and heâs never been more grateful for the dark, âAnything for you.â
Those are the last words he whispers before he begins undressing. He knows you probably meant for him to strip with the light on, but heâs really not so sure he could stomach being looked at like a bug under a microscope. The attention, while electrifying, was already starting to get to him, so he lets himself stay in his comfort zone a little longer. As a treat.Â
Once his sweats are off, he hesitantly peels off his mask before slipping into bed, keeping most of his body under the covers. After shutting his eyes, he clicks the lamplight on.
Youâre not saying anything. Thatâsâ a sign? A good one, a bad one, Wade doesnât know. Heâs trying so hard to keep his breathing steady, but he can feel his body start shaking all on its own.
You join him on the bed, kneeling next to him, before your warm breath falls across his cheeks as you kiss his forehead. Only then does he open his eyes, and you reward him by cupping his cheek in your hand.
âThere,â you say. âWasnât so hard, was it?â
Wade gets the strong urge to snort, and so he does, but your eyes narrow. Thereâs a soft scratching at the back of his skull as you snake your hand over, and quickly you dig your nails in slightly. Wade has to bite his tongue to keep the noise in.
âIâm sorry, is that funny to you?â
âNo!â he whispers sharply as you bring your hand down to scratch along the line of his neck.
âGood, seems like youâre learning.â
You kiss him, teeth clacking together at first before Wade melts into it. Your hand is still slowly exploring his body, running along the line of his shoulder and towards his upper arm. When you reach his bicep, you very obviously squeeze the muscle there, and you let out a pleased sigh as you begin groping in earnest.
He wants to turn to hide his face in the pillow, not sure how to react to all the positive attention and appreciation, but you catch him trying to turn away, and you kiss him deeper.
While one hand begins to explore his pecs and abs, your other hand scratches down his v-line, softly caressing the skin of his inner thighs before moving around to squeeze his ass.
Wade rewards you with a small whine, and you carefully trail a finger down his dick. You move in to whisper in his ear, âYouâre so hot, Iâm not forgiving you for hiding for so long.â
Trying to stifle the embarrassing moan that he knows will come out, he bites down on his lip hard, but you take the hand not teasing his cock to gently pry his lip away.
âFrom now on, I get to hear you, okay?â you say and Wade nods rapidly.
You take the moment you wrap your hand around the base of his cock, and after giving him a second to ready himself, you ask, âIâm going to use it now. Tell me if you want to stop.â
âOkayââ he responds before he feels the sweet sensation of you jerking him off coupled with your power. Itâs a humming, dull feeling of pain resting in the backgroundâ almost like the sensation of being choked except itâs affecting his entire body. Wade feels like thereâs a weight pinning down each of his limbs and itâs so freeingâ so relaxing.
He sighs and turns his head to the side, letting out a deep moan when you up the pace of your hand and bring the other to fondle his balls.
âHow is it?â you ask, sweat dripping down your brow at trying to control your ability. Sure, itâs powerful and at times pretty horrifying, but Wade always loved how he was essentially immune. At the same rate you could destroy the flesh around you, he could heal his own right back. Just knowing that made him feel good, somehow, like he was made perfectly for you.
âItâs goodâ so good, Iââ he nearly shouts, forgetting about the neighbors.
âYeah, baby? What do you need?â
At hearing the pet name, he straight up whines as he tries to bury his hands in the sheets instead of his own thighs.Â
âNot sure, umm, a little moreââ
And he doesnât know which god he has to thank for putting you on this planet, but heâs willing to pay them all a visit. You read him like heâs not some mess, some walking disaster nobody bothers paying attention to, and you give him what you know he needs.
From the base of his chin, you drag your hand in a deep scratch across his neck, chest, and stomach, your eyes watching the pink lines blend in with his scarred skin. Itâs a flashing pain, sharp like being scalded and it feels so good mixed with the blunt feel of being under your power.
âIâm gonnaââ he says, and of course, you seem to already know. He cums with a deep grunt, rutting his hips into your fist before he thrusts his head forward to kiss you again.
As soon as he comes down, he pulls away only slightly, just so he can say what heâs been wanting to say since he met you.
âThankââ
You cut him off with another kiss, because sometimes, he really does need to shut up.Â
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