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Why the hell is Al Pacino paying child support at EIGHTY-THREE years old???? His old a$$ should be playing bingo, drinking syrup and dancing to old tunes. What his baby mama did to him is really f*cked up. She deliberately got involved with a man who is on a very delicate age and probably manipulated him in some way so the moment she would get pregnant, she could benefit from his wealth. Al Pacino won't probably live long enough to complete his child support payment because by the time his child turns 18, he will either be 6 ft underground or his ashes will be inside an urn. Let this be a lesson to the men who are fooling around with these chicks at older age and who refuse to get married young because "I still got time as a man". I'm sorry, but age still has an effect on you no matter what, and there is no way a mofo in his damn 80's should be paying CHILD SUPPORT. This whole situation is messy and shady.
#al pacino#child support#baby mama problems#txt#his baby mama is not innocent she knew what she was doing. she is honestly trashy#one of his family members will have to finish that sh*t cuz al pacino will probably “leave” before he can complete it#this is why y'all shouldn't be having children this damn late#and it's not just the life expectancy you just don't have the same energy anymore#his child will be 10 years when he is f*cking 90#like wtf#nah man. both parties f*cked up#although his baby mama is still a pos to me imo. idc what anybody else says#like c'mon there is no way she fell in love with him because of his attractiveness or personality or anything else#he is old as hell. he could be her grandpa lmao#she saw that pocket#like i know it's normal to joke about women extorting old men out of their money but honestly it's messed up#these mofos are at age where they are more vulnerable and all of that even if they take care of themselves and have good genes. old age is#still old age. then these women come by and the old men enjoy having some female company or whatever but these chicks are waiting for these#old men to die so they can get money out of them. you really think these old mofos are gonna have immense power of these younger women? lol.#they are manipulating them. it's foul behavior
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Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice.
Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can.
Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there.
It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.
Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically.
It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood.
He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie.
“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?”
“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.
“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.”
“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.
“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty.
“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-”
“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-”
“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles.
“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word.
Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.
“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.”
And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home.
The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!
#ehehehe#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#anger management#jazz fenton#jason todd#she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider#jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass#she did not have the time#but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo...#danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday#he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food#jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place#the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love#jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot#yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic#dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro#jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic#he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life#only medical textbooks and psychology papers#long post
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say cheeeese
#the locked tomb#tlt#griddlehark#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon the ninth#gtn#htn#harrow the ninth#ele’s art#artists on tumblr#i saw a pic of a couple where the short one’s hand was in the tall one’s jeans pocket and it straight up fueled two weeks of drawing#bc this drawing took two weeks. if not more. bc im SLOW#anyways palamedes is taking the pic and harrow will beat him up as soon as shes not otherwise occupied ❤️#oh let me know if y’all want printss
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What did/do you like about Pharah?
Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.
Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).
But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.
There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.
Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.
#i was a diehard pharmercy shipper back then btw#the inherent homoerotic experience of pharmercy gameplay.#the homoerotic experience of looking to the skies to fly to safety under the protection of your knight in shining armor#the homoerotic experience of feeling white hot murderous rage at an enemy trying to pick off your pocket mercy#i still kinda despise gency lmao. you cannot convince me mercy would be in love with genji. at all.#he'd make her feel so uncomfortable and guilty. in my head. the canon is obviously different#gency is sexless. absolutely zero bite or tension.#i could go on about mercy and how her character has so much missed potential#i'm no longer in my overwatch fandom phase but#i still think about that new flirty line they added in ow2 where mercy goes “ahh you're like my knight in shining armor!”#and pharah goes “that's what i'm goin for ;)” and i sigh dreamily#really happy that pharah outright says she's a lesbian too but it's hard to feel good about rep when you know blizzard uses it for pr#to be honest i'm willing to bet cash that blizzard's keeping pharmercy in their back pocket as ammo for the next controversy#last year we already saw logs about pharah fretting and taking care of mercy and the two talking about how good it is to see each other#tbh pharah has the same energy/demeanor as applejack. cheerful and competitive in a can of whoopass#but yeah overall pharah's a pretty shallow character. i have IDEAS on how i'd go about deepening her but. whatever#that's sorta what happens when you have to juggle a cast of 40 characters. a lot get left with the bare minimum#ok so i wrote this entire post up saying that pharah isn't in ow2's storymode when she is. she's in the story i just. forgot#because she doesn't do or contribute anything interesting#ok i'm stopping here. overwatch's story is such an interesting narrative mess i could go on for hours#i dunno how you come up with such incredible character designs and give them such an unincredible story#it's also so so so interesting seeing the conflicting takes on characters the writers have#mercy in gameplay and voicelines is peppy and cheerful and optimistic#but mercy in the storymode journal logs is tired. jaded. a total shut in who forgets to leave her room and social#and YES! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!! THAT'S MERCY TO ME!!! THE DOCTOR WHO FORGETS TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF#ask me#anon
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If Jax doesn’t go through one day without annoying Rags he will DIE………
Gijinka update they work at a cafe together except for gangle who gets fired l8r ❤️
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#tadc gangle#tadc kinger#hc time they all have human names#polly pocket is a nickname for Pomni its to make fun of how short she is#Ragatha has glaucoma in her right eye#Kinger calls Gangle spider due to a tumblr post I saw#ghostelgallery
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i think the whole cringe is dead, radical sincerity, depth of genuine emotion, earnest effort, and unironic love thing that tumblr has going on the past few years has transformed my outlook on things and changed me for the better. but it does mean that now the people i know irl will give me strange looks for being too sappy or too poetic or too dedicated or too excited about about something because they're still stuck in their "well i only like this ironically" phase. guess that's their problem tho not mine <3
#like on here i could spontaneously decide to write a poem about life & love & death & the dying peace lily on my parent's porch#and everybody would be like omg love it#or i could write essays analyzing mcrp. or dig up documents from 1910 and 1956 for fanfic research#and everyone is like 🤩#and in real life there's like a 90% chance anybody would just be like. that's good for you....you're a little weird though.....#or i will say something i was thinking about and people will get all cynic on me or something#SORRY for having a writer's/artist's/photographer's brain i guess and seeing the beauty in the world#idk idk so many people i meet irl are allergic to genuine expressions of emotion or artistry#there was a lady i saw on the train once who was reading a densely-written pocket sized planner...from 2013#i think about her sometimes. was that her planner? were those good memories? was she trying to remember something? has it been a kind decade#and when i told my dad he couldn't at all see anything i saw in the moment. he just made jokes about her being crazy#but i liked the moment
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TALA ASHE in THE GIRLS ON THE BUS 1x01 | "Pilot"
#bruh i saw tala's insta post#even though we never saw her feet in this scene she should've worn the converse on stage!#it fits her character's brand tbh#y'all this woman is so fine ohmygod#her hands in her pocket in the beginning ???#STOP PLAYIN WIT MEEEE#i know she would do amazing on the bachlorette#lola calling althea her candidate crush...#I GET HER#hoping she's in tmrw's finale tho idk why she wouldn't be#althea abdi#tala ashe#the girls on the bus
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dean literally refutes sam's dismissal of emma and says actually, she really was his daughter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#truly i think some ppl just can't handle the fact that dean canonically had a daughter. and that sam killed her.#the way ppl are so quick to dismiss her existence or insist she meant nothing to dean therefore wasn't real or didn't matter is so ??#not deangirl behavior that's for sure#and that dismissal is Literally contradicted in the text BY DEAN#but why should i be surprised that ppl in pockets of this fandom will just make up some dean that doesn't actually exist#or project their own dislike and disinterest in emma onto dean#idc if ppl like her or care abt her but denying that *dean* saw her as his kid and acting like he didn't care is just. factually untrue#and it's frankly annoying to see#vic.txt
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Look at my pocket flaps!
#a talia original#talia's adventures in dressmaking#excerpts from my life#sewing progress#1750s mermen waistcoat#once i saw this talk of a historian and she had a whole bit on pocket flaps#i had to stop myself from quoting her since no one but my sister would get the joke#so for freckle:#have you looked at my flààps??#guys i handsewed straight grain piping#scrap fabric use and everything
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Can I ask B5 for Rui for the outfit meme, please?
Rui found a Plusle in her pocket!!!
The ask game - Etsy
#pokemon colosseum#rui pokemon#i saw this outfit and immediately knew she had to have plusle with her#lil guy in the pocket
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i drew him during 3rd period
“oi oi oi” - human parappa
i forgot his ears…. ugh it’s always something…. type F in the chat……. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
#i like drawing him if u couldn’t tell :)#this is so random#my mom saw this and apparently she knows abt parappa too!! so that’s cool#also don’t worry he has arms they’re just in his back pocket#parappa#parappa the rapper#ptr#parappa the rapper fanart#my art
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Deeply tired (but unsurprised) sigh
#Well shit#I was breaking down about it this morning but now I just feel… empty#Like I guess the back-to-back experience with losing another friend who believed violence against (((Zionists))) weren’t hate crimes-#last night just. Poured me out emotionally#Oh yeah I was literally talking about how I’d lost 4 friends to the leftist antisemitism rabbit hole (after I explained the most recent one#And she kept asking for “context” to make sure they were “really antisemitic” instead of “not wanting Palestinians to die”#LIK GIRL THEY’RE SUPPORTING TERRORISTS AND USING PALESTINIAN VICTIMS OF HATE CRIMES AS A GOTCHA TO TELL JEWS TO SHUT UP#HOW MUCH MORE DO I NEED TO TURN MY POCKETS OUT?!?!#She kept saying she just wanted to “understand the context” so that she could judge if the antisemitism I saw first hand was real#And she kept bringing up “gEnOcIdE” as a rebuttal to me saying that there were people using Palestine as an excuse to be antisemitic#I’m so fucking done.#I told her off for making my personal trauma about I/P and told her that I couldn’t have a romance with#someone who doesn’t trust Jews to define their own oppression#Leftist Antisemitism#Personal#Okay to reblog#Vent#Prospective Convert#Jewish Convert#Jumblr#My Post
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unfortunately for everyone especially myself i am still thinking about minecraft story mode
#long rant in tags up ahead oops#I AM. NORMALLY UPSET ABOUT ELLEGAARD'S DEATH.#i feel so cringe screaming about the show that gave me so much psychic damage but liek#ellegaard was an influential character that led a whole city#you'd. you'd think there'd be a memorial service.#or like jesse would be more visibly upset and emotionally damaged over witnessing her death and indirectly being the cause of her death#but no#the best thing we got was a brief scene of them going 'oh no she died! :( anyway the wither survivors tho'#i get that they're good guys n all and they were probably like 'i'm devastated by this but i need to pocket that to process later to get-#-these people to safety' but COME ON#justice for ellegaard#the playthrough i watched had ellegaard die if you didn't figure it out through this ramble#i probably would've been as attached to magnus as i was to ellegaard if i saw his arc at boom town but the playthrough chose redstone land#which like yeah samesies#ANYWAY. MAIN TAG TIME SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE IN TAGS (not sorry)#mcsm#minecraft story mode#AND THE FACT THAT THE PIG GOT MORE OF A MEMORIAL THAN HER REALLY RUBBED SALT IN THE WOUND FOR ME#sorry reuben fans i didn't care for him at all#yes this is a kids show meant for 10 year olds yes i'm overanalyzing it what else am i supposed to do on a monday#if i ever make a fix it rewrite story you have full legal permission to ban my tumblr account /j /silly#blood tw#tw blood
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at golden/blue hour the other day 🌕🍂
#mine#autumn#slowly changing trees#and heart tree#ft my cute ass lil car#found a new walk spot in there that’s so nice and to see about my winding road tradition pics and she’s not ready#was beautiful anyway and caught the best blue hour pics don’t do it justice#slow changes down this way there's only pockets for rn another week or so with how cold it's been at night#the highways look insane though I always want to pull off#l've been off so long I go back Sunday :( for a short week tho#wellllllll deserved break from how overworked man#its been so nice I don’t use any damn days all year for this break#have a show tonight and the nightfare this weekend#maybe plans with my dad and full moon#then back to hell but . refreshed#maybe it'll be like last year came back to a raise as a lowkey don't quit bribe#and very appreciated#in the meantime I have soup to think about making#wish had some cowboy hats for tonight#saw some in some store when walking around cambridge yesterday too like come on
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ouaaaaaghhh i've been on a bit of a pokemon binge lately......... i should crack open my old pokemon games and take a peek at my teams :,) i wish i still had my old copy of conquest and black 2 though............ :(
#gu6chan's musings#im so sad because literally ALL my pokemon games i've had as a teen i still have#up to sun and moon which i got on christmas when i was NINETEEN lmao!!!#but yeah pokemon was technically my first fandom ig???? i used to watch my brother play pokemon yellow and crystal a lot when i was TINY#but i never ACTUALLY played pokemon or video games in general myself until my older sister surprised me with my first video game console#and video game when she came up from florida 😭 a black dsi with pokemon black; i was 13 and my dad HATED her for it like 'Why are you#giving her videogames??? she's a girl :/' BUT I HAD IT!!!! MY FIRST EVER POKEMON GAME THAT BELONGED TO MEEEEE#i loved the SHIT out of that game and then got black 2; soulsilver and platinum; pokemon conquest; got the 3ds games...#i still have platinum/soulsilver as well as all the mainline 3ds games i believe#but conquest; black; and black 2 i lost :( literally my FAVOURITES i took them everywhere with me (which is why i lost them lmao)#funny enough i know exactly where black 2 IS though; its in the pocket of a jacket i owned but lost back between 2013-2014???#if i find the jacket it will 100% be in there; i just couldn't find the jacket and tbh idek if its still around anymore or is in storage#but if it is!!!! i'll literally cry lmao#black 2 is where i got my first level 100 pokemon; a magneton....... i ADORED that little bastard ouaaaghh....#i dont believe i ever managed to get past the league in black 2 though bc i remember being so pissed i couldnt get to see the other side of#the map beyond castelia city lmao#14-15 years old and i STILL didn't believe in stat moves 😭 i deserved to get shot#But fun fact: I DID get a new copy of Black a few years back!!! only it 1. already had save data on it and 2. it was full of rare/hacked#legendaries young me could only ever DREAM of having so i can't get myself to restart the save data even though i rlly want to.......#oh but funny enough!!! i also still have the 14 y/o dsi i was gifted back then; it still works though the battery cover is missing so you#have to hold it lol#but aaaaa so many fond memories of playing black and black 2... black 2 especially since i never really got to finish it lol#like#i finished the main CAMPAIGN with plasma and ghetsis trying to fucking kill you and all that (Something which i remember being so :0!!!?!?!#when i first saw it omgggg its such a clear memory aaaa) but i think like#i got up to the league and could never beat it........ so i just went back to training my mons till i got a level 100 magneton lmao#so many good memories; i hope i can get copies of black 2 and conquest again someday...
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hyping myself up to get this frans hals reading done by reminding myself that the notes can go into my zettelkasten-esque system when i'm done
#pax posts#uni posting#can i be honest the prof who does this seminar has the strangest vibes#ALTHOUGH. last time i saw she uses a filofax as her planner. havent been able to identify which one tho. pocket size i believe#also all of this wouldve be a non-issue had i not played 20 hours of disco elysium in the past two days
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