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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
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nothing sadder to me than when an online artist posts a side by side of the same picture from 5 years ago / redrawn this year, and the first one is fluid and energetic and full of character, and the second one is flat and static and clean to the point of sterility
#THIS IS SO REAL#i follow artists usually for their ability to tell a story in their art#and sometimes they post an update and i'm like hey where'd the story go#of course i am not immune. must always remember that
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me: *gets bad news*
me: haha well that's a bummer
me: wait am i crying
me: hm. guess it's a bigger bummer than i thought.
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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
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The fact there’s people who actually think it’s a red flag to not share your passwords with them or let them look through your phone blows my mind like “what do you have to hide” is crazy do you think you’re just not allowed to have privacy if you’re in a relationship. Do you think it’s normal to have a voyeur potentially monitoring your conversations like they’re a conservative Christian homeschool parent indefinitely
#okay not really the point of the post BUT:#this does remind me of when my friends were concerned i have my location shared with my dad at all times#(via apple's family tracking thingy whatever it's called)#and i had to explain no he likes to make sure i'm okay because he's INCREDIBLY paranoid for my safety in the big cities#but also he does it so he can provide a running commentary when i go somewhere interesting HGJDFDFS#for instance if i go south of the thames he messages me like WRONG SIDE!!! WHY ARE YOU THERE#or if i go to a place he has an interesting story about i just get a liveblog#(also then my replies mean i haven't been like. kidnapped. lmao. he can't afford ransom and neither can i)#anyway#good post op#sorry to segue
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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
i'm gonna say it. crepes? pancakes? waffles? those are for sweet things. get your savoury toppings OUT of here this is ice cream maple syrup nutella and fruit ONLY
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i'm gonna say it. crepes? pancakes? waffles? those are for sweet things. get your savoury toppings OUT of here this is ice cream maple syrup nutella and fruit ONLY
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Anybody else remember scoobies I need to know if this was a worldwide phenomenon
#oh man i have a story about this#so my parents did buy me these only they bought me off-brand ones#(because they were a cheaper version of fundamentally the same thing)#and the off-brand ones of course had a tutorial on the back#only... the tutorial was totally different to the ones on Real Authentic Scoobies packets?#so i was making a totally unique design lmao#so everyone in school for a very short while came to me for help for this new pattern i had#anyway#gimp???
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
#the incredibles#now i feel i must have been to the cinema before that#but i do not remember#the incredibles sticks out as a memory#because on the way home the radio played Groove Armada's By The River#it was the first time i'd ever heard it#and it was dark as we drove home and it was just. good.#so yeah
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I just saw Nosferatu and literally like 99% of the occult shit was not only accurate but accurate to the period. I recognized pages of Athanasius Kirchner on a character's wall.
#i love eggers and his incredible attention to detail#he doesn't HAVE TO#plenty of directors have made shit up and still been a huge hit#but this guy is like. if my horror film isn't at least 98% historically accurate i'm gonna shit myself
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
#the thing that gets my goat about this post is that op is literally wrong#not about the numbers#but the 8+ years in uni thing#like op: care to explain why a doctor once told me my problems would go away once i had a husband?#do they teach that in uni? is that it?#what about another doctor prescribing me drugs for years telling me it was Crucial to my health#only to turn out that was a lie?#bro doctors ain't shit. anyone with chronic health conditions know this#anyway#i trust doctor yiff
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#late millennial#i had my own pc at the age of 7#and that had... it was either 98 or 2000 on it?#my dad didn't believe in gaming consoles and neither do i
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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!
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