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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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#i think in the future when a scene really asks her to dig deep and feel true pain and agony even just for a second#she will breathe in#and she will think of this moment#and she will win an oscar
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Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
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nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice
#saw nosferatu opening day in the uk and: yeah it's comedy LMAOOOO#it IS a very funny movie. and also very good
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annoying i don’t know anyone that suits pink as there’s a jacket at this ebay store i buy from that’s going cheap. it would clean up nice and i love an excuse to buy leather
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#JEREMY IN ANOTHER LIFE YOU WOULD BE KING OF THE UNIVERSE#but not a king because you don't stand for that
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for obvious reasons i am not a harry potter fan but if i see one more american say the four houses in HP are good worldbuilding without realising it's just a core part of the regular normal average british schooling system IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND
#DONT GIVE JOWLING ROWLING CREDIT FOR THAT#IT'S LITERALLY JUST WHAT GOING TO SCHOOL IS LIKE IN THIS COUNTRY#she wrote hogwarts having houses because a BRITISH CHILD (her target audience) would recognise that from THEIR SCHOOL#ITS NOT INNOVATIVE! STOP!
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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS
Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.
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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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stars are meant to burn
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#this really is how it feels sometimes though#now every time i misplace a stair i think of this video
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It's here! 150+ Colorful Pages of Flesh Pit material to create and run a visceral adventure for you and your fellow squad of Park Rangers. Build out your own custom characters, select from an arsenal of questionable Anodyne-provided equipment, and encounter a robust bestiary of antediluvian macrofauna and geobiological hazards. Get it today!
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