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it's delicious...

they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...

but everyone, i swear, has a different name...

this is the greatest bread debate of all time...

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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idr if i mentioned it here, but for the past few months i've been kicking about an idea for a F.E.A.R 4 (or F.E.4.R, if you will,) plotline, which since it's never going to happen i may as well make up a whole Thing! this is ezra, the baby alma has at the end of F.E.A.R 3, around 20 years old and realising WOW is her family FUCKED UP.

the plot(tm) under cut

okay so. alma has the apocalypse baby. point man whisks her away. he decides telling F.E.A.R that hey btw i failed to stop the apocalype baby being born is Bad idea, so he absconds with the kid and goes no contact. he moves from place to place with her because he's scared ARMACHAM may still have people out there looking for a new experiment to recoup the costs of a small multi-billion dollar lawsuit. no biggie. as she gets older he trains her in self-defence Just In Case but ideally it will never come to pass that she needs it :)

as ezra grows up, she proves a SUPER potent successor to alma, and point man tries to drive it home that she Should Not Use That Because People Will Torture You, Forever, If They Find Out. trouble is... ezra sees a lot of visions of alma as she grows up (since alma is Mostly Sort Of Really Dead now, this is more like a psychic ghost type deal). alma really wants ezra to use her powers and get good with them, and is willing to go to some pretty mean lengths to make it happen. thanks mom. 10/10.

so ezra's life is going from place to place, having a thousand fake identities, having the strangest relationship with her brother and mother, and also having constant nightmares of Some Guy chasing her down and trying to kill her who may or may not be a ghost of Beckett! YIPPEE.

ultimately, when she's like 20, ezra is too compelled to check out the ruins of fairport where the cultists have formed a sort of religious citystate, and she's captured by mercs from another company who have hired genevive aristide--who survived F.E.A.R 2--as a sort of advisor to their new weapons division which requires (you have one guess) A NEW PSYCHIC PERSON TO EXPERIMENT ON!!! CAPITALISM NEVER LEARNS,

ezra: captured. point man: losing his gourd. alma: begging ezra to kill them. paid goons: have no idea what kind of storm is coming. ezra ends up accidentally-on purpose making all the cultists SWARM the place like Bugs and kill basically everyone but ezra, but before she can really leave F.E.A.R drops in and is like. hang on aren't you supposed to be dead. point man shows up, nervously laughs, and then they all agree that right now given there's some Horseshit happening, they should probably have ezra become a part of F.E.A.R so they can a) help stop this and b) at least have some kind of entourage for when they next run off. lol.

from there it would all be about ezra helping to stop this new company from doing insane unethical things, and the game itself would have you choose between ezra rejecting her powers to keep herself safe OR leaning into the powers she has and becoming stronger but also more fucked up. also the player gets to muse over whether alma is using ezra for her own unfinished ends or if she actually has ezra's best interests at heart.

given ezra IS an apocalypse baby there would probably be a whole other storyline about ezra being a prophesied creator of some new world order or something. but if anything that would be a problem for F.E.A.R 5, or F.E.A.5, and i haven't gotten there yet so hold your HORSES

will this be a fic? i wish. i hope so. because i am actually quite enjoying this. anyway time to reveal my status as a fake gamer for i have never played a F.E.A.R game (try though as i might to get F.E.A.R 1 working on my pc) but i DID watch my dad play them at an INADVISEDLY young age so

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'don't get inspired by my style' is such a funny thing to say. do NOT let any art i make have any lasting impression on you. only view my work if you are going to men in black mind wipe yourself later. the territorial defensiveness over "art styles" is a disease of the mind stg

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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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sorry to barge into your askbox but I saw your tags on that NL post and I needed to speak my truth. which is that NL is only jerma in the sense that he has always been jerma for people that are employed

idk about that.................. i started watching northernlion as an unemployed teenager and i watch him now as an unemployed 28 year old LMAOOOOO

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jerma retired from streaming at the end of may of this year

well the more u kno

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northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

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We owe it all to them.

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

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i’m gonna tjrowbip

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figuring out how to draw my problematic fave please hold

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this has been plaguing my mind for days

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