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YOU KNOW IT BABY

hi. i made a uquiz

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like come on now

Was tracking down a muzzle for a friend because it was exactly the kind of eye searing bright colors they like, managed to track it to a custom muzzle maker for actual dogs

And this is the first image I see on opening their site

Now you know good and goddamn well this was not intended for a dog lmao

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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it feels like it’s fucking 11pm. and it’s not even 7

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like i don't even know how to explain it but it was like the characters kept TELLING me they were in love and that they were REALLY FEELING IT we PWOMMY but there was Something Missing that wasn't making it feel real. and i'm not sure what it was or what's even missing but it's like. when i write two characters in love i have to like shift the whole axis of the world to orbit each other, but it's more than just them saying they're thinking of each other or talking about each other or doing things for each other... it has to, like, colour the whole WORLD around them??? like when i write about blake and velvet being in love blake's world becomes all orange and yellow and bright and velvet's world becomes cozy and snug and quieter and you can feel it even when their situation has literally NOTHINGGGG to do with the other... idk!!! it's like there's a certain haze over your writing that happens when two characters are super into each other and this Wasn't It Chief

reading a bg3 fic with isobel and aylin and i don't know how to explain it but even though they say i love you and insist they're feeling it. i am not. it's like they forgot to convince ME

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reading a bg3 fic with isobel and aylin and i don't know how to explain it but even though they say i love you and insist they're feeling it. i am not. it's like they forgot to convince ME

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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muzzled camilla hect courtesy of blood of eden

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Are you a white, queer, neurodivergent person under 30 from the US or UK?

Yes, that's me

4 out of 5

3 out of 5

2 out of 5

1 out of 5

No, I'm none of these things

Based on other polls, this seems to be the most common type of person on Tumblr.

Based on other polls, this seems to be the most common type of person on Tumblr.

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camilla in a muzzle has so many possibilities........ pal putting cam is a muzzle willingly as his guard dog...... the second or eighth putting cam in a muzzle at Canaan House after she's outed as a formidable fighter..... boe muzzling cam either in captivity or during their visits on new rho to keep her contained........

BOE PRISONER CAM IN A MUZZLE IS DOING THINGS TO ME.....

thank u anons u inspired me... i started drawing muzzled cam 😵‍💫 i will try to finish her tomorrow i feel like my drawing juices are BACK!!!!!!!!!

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picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

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when you're young you think you're too good for doric column. you think she's nothing. honey she's everything

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tfw "popular" fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don't subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.