Zets/zetsubooty. He/they, dyke. Late-30s white canadian fixated on oofuri, TMA, TLT, boobies, and various other things. I write, spin yarn, and occasionally knit. Most posts are queued. If you want something tagged, don’t hesitate to ask! I use “[trigger] cw” as a format.
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ive gotta say people on the internet being honest about what they find hot in people's bodies and behaviors has done more for my body image issues than any body-positivity mantra ever. thank you people on the internet for being horny about literally every possible part and variation of the human body and for sharing it
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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
#I got so confused when it got to the loon bc its cry is just So Iconic up here#and you just. lose track of how weird and eerie it is.#hummingbirds are the devil tho#it’s like if someone was firing a space laser gun outside your window
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learning to cheerfully dislike other people is I think a critical component of getting along with people who don't like you. Like as soon as I got a solid grasp on the fact that there is a wide swath of humanity that gets on my nerves and that it's my problem, not theirs, it got easier to be around people I find annoying. Once that's settled, it's easy to flip the reasoning around and conclude that if someone doesn't like me, that's a quirk of their own strange and arbitrary tastes, not a judgment upon either of us as a person. You can't like everyone. Not everyone will like you. It's fine. It's not a personal attack in either direction. We can exchange cordial nods across the room and then go on with our lives
#but also sometimes you were acting like a bit of a dink#and people will conclude from that that you’re a bit of a dink. and dislike you.#and sometimes you can rectify it! but a lot of the time you just have to be like#wellp. rolled shit on that social interaction. and move on with your life.#take any lessons forward you can—for me it was ‘don’t give unsolicited advice to pregnant people YOU ALREADY KNEW DONT GIVE UNSOLICITED ADVI#CE TO PREGANT PEOPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD—and otherwise just find acceptance in your heart#also! I always contend people are like cats. they kind of enjoy having a Guy to hate.#just think about the immeasurable joy you’re bringing to your coworker or classmate’s life by giving them a That Guy to bitch about
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MAGNETIC ROSE ‘彼女の想いで’ dir. Koji Morimoto
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the DSMVI is replacing all disorders with a spinny wheel that decides whether you get the forever torture drugs or amphetamines, thus streamlining the psychiatric process
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Me and the bad bitch i pulled by giving the blorbo alcoholism
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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton
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i just need to hold on until the trees start blooming again
#and then they do!!!!!!#buds are so so small do you ever just look at them and think DO YOU KNOW#do you know deep in your sleepy growth how beautiful you will become?#do you know how much joy you will bring?#are you full of the wonder of Becoming once again?
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making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive
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The Dragon's Flight
Quetzalcoatlus in flight, though I have just recently found out that there is still an ongoing investigation and debate on how these babies flew (or if they even could) and I realised that what I have kind of painted here may -- or may not -- have been an exaggeration of what it could achieve, so take what you see here with a grain of salt.
(Also I recently learned about the Thanatosdrakon and JEEEYSSUS, these things are scary!)
Prints | RedBubble Shop
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i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer
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When you’re supposed to be getting ready for work but instead you’re rolling around on your bed like a schoolgirl
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Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!
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They’re ridiculous (love these guys)

#oofuri#suyama aroace king#<-prev it Him#i like how Izumi’s kind of saying ‘yeah Mihashi makes sense but wtf is wrong with Abe’
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