#like im sorry???

[phinnking]

hozier really wrote the lyrics "to hold me like water, or christ hold me like a knife" and expected me to not die on the fucking spot

[ratatatastic]

Panthers Championship Parade | 6.30.24 (x)

[jojissalsa]

no way i just woke up to finding out someone made a fic of leon and chris GROOMING you?????2?1?2??1!! jesus isn't enough you need deep psychiatric evaluation

[only-man-in-the-sky]

"x doesn't bother me" well I'm not you, am I ?

[dumb-coward]

Me: Hey, can I get my vagina ripped out? Dr: No Me: Please? Dr: No. Also you should lose weight

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[reillymackay]

ogh my fucking god man.

[kosmogrl]

I was born in the right generation I love phone in bed time and complaining

[soranker]

laios985

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[your-funky-human-companion]

saying sorry to someone is so weird cuz like im just like "yeah btw sorry about that!" and they're like "oh nonono please you're so good. you did absolutely nothing wrong." like :/ i mean thank you? but i wasn't all that sorry. did i not express that enough????? i just can't tell anymore

[skekrule]

So literally will freak out if he gets told "no" for any reason.

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[jollymalt]

put the partners on the vinyl