#like if it was so bad then maybe. dont do that to your kid as well

[formulaonecrumbs]

we miss you 😕

dad!Lando Norris x mom!reader

summary: charlie, their 5yo son, didn’t want lando to leave for race week. though, he manages to sneakily message him from your phone

warnings: possibility of getting baby fever (i did)

A/N: i have such bad baby fever it’s crazy. i’ve literally wanted a kid since i was 12 so this fic is just feeding my delusions (when r they not) anyways i hope u enjoy! love u, sweethearts ❤️

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the night before he left, charlie wouldn’t let go of his leg.

lando was standing in the hallway with his suitcase, trying to zip it up while charlie clung to him like a koala, arms tight around his thigh and face squished into the side of his leg.

“mate,” lando laughed, running a hand through his hair, “i need that leg. i kinda use it for walking.”

charlie didn’t budge. he mumbled something that sounded like don’t go into the fabric of lando’s sweatpants.

you were standing nearby with your arms crossed, trying not to melt at the sight. “he’s been like this all day,” you said softly. “he even asked if we could hide your passport.”

lando looked down at the little bundle of clinginess stuck to him and sighed. “charlie,” he said gently, crouching down. “come here, buddy.”

charlie let go just enough for lando to scoop him up and hold him close. he wrapped his arms around lando’s neck immediately, sniffing into his hoodie.

“i don’t want you to leave,” he mumbled. “i missed you all the christmas time and now you’re gonna be gone again.”

lando pressed a kiss into his curls. “i know. i missed you too. but i’m only going for a few days. i’ll call every night. and guess what?”

charlie blinked at him, lip wobbling.

“i’m gonna bring you back something super cool from the paddock. like… something very secret and race-car-ish.”

charlie considered this. “like a tire?”

lando grinned. “okay, maybe not that big. but something cooler.”

they stayed like that for a while. you were the one who eventually had to say, “lando, the car’s outside.”

he hugged you tightly at the door, whispered something about texting when he landed and to kiss charlie for him if he’s asleep by the time you get back inside.

but charlie wasn’t asleep. not really. you found him sitting on your bed with your phone in his lap and the most innocent expression ever.

“baby,” you said. “what are you doing?”

“nothing,” he said way too fast, quickly locking the screen and holding the phone out to you.

suspicious. but you didn’t think much of it.

it wasn’t until later, after you were in the kitchen and finally checking your phone, that you saw it.

today at 7:41 pm

hi dady

i miss u r u in the plane yet

how meny sleeps til u come home

can u tel the car go fast so u win n come bak

do u have snak

i am waring ur hoody mummie

said its to big but i like it

i put ur hat on my bear

read at 7:45 pm ✔︎✔︎

hey buddy

i’m on the plane now

i miss you so much already

you’re wearing my hoodie??

you’re the coolest kid ever. make sure mummy takes a picture, ok?

ok but she dosnt no i took her fone

pls dont tel her

your secret’s safe with me

but maybe give it back before she finds out

ok

also can we hav pankakes when u come home

pancakes and a race car story. deal?

read at 7:56 pm ✔︎✔︎

later that night (before you’d checked your phone), when you went to tuck charlie into bed, he was already curled up in lando’s hoodie with your phone under his pillow.

you sighed, smiling, and gently took it out.

you texted lando yourself before heading to bed.

today at 10:34 pm

charlie hijacked my phone

obviously

but he misses you. a lot.

we both do.

i miss you guys more than anything

already counting the sleeps

kiss him goodnight for me ♥︎ liked by you

and save me a spot in bed for when i’m back

♥︎ liked by you

read at 10:41 pm ✔︎✔︎

you held the phone to your chest for a second before turning off the light.

three more sleeps.

THE END :>

[azonewithu]

Thats everyone beat senseless. Oooo are you have a baby? Big desl like thats sn accomplishment or something. Its not snykne csn fo thst look at this shitty world. Yesh its a dhittybworkd now dveryobe knows that youre just lucky. Becauss its the ebd not beginning. Theres sn end and behmginning to everything. Good ouck snyway hopefully it doesnt turn out to be a spoiledxass bitch like most rich peoples kids. Theyvsint in charge for that thats ehat that gets.im the boss of earth Taylor i qualify because im not a spoiled lil rich kids bitch. No a lol dpoiled is ok they csnt help it. Dtes a dpoiled fucon ding bst but she tries. Shes not innocuous with it. No thsts not you eithervuou made your own way maybe thatsxwhy youre a lil more down to earth. No offense but yiu know as well as anyone rlse me and my girks romsnce is the mist epuc one going on earth. No kne in russia knows love so its not from there thats fir sure. Ive killed do kany of them i have no orobkem shooyti g yhise people dead. A lot im a russian killer yhats almost my designation. I had to straighten yiur president yo reality sbout that. But i hsve ine ir teo rusdian friends none of them oass for romantuc. Im sad for them more than snything theyre nsturslly just born like thst i think. Its not snythi g rlse thetes always dometging uppbwith dome russian. Yheres a fre exceptions but ehen do many if yiu are evil no one notices the good snymore. I dont. Nir dldo discriminate ill kill them all. They ei t be snywhere but russia if they keep it up. Im biss of nato not dome idipt otesifent of sny nation. Thst guys terrified to his core hes obsessed over us it majes hom look bad. We are slready lartnof tge states. These glorified provinces are states to ne. I go yo the states its all the same different accents and laws slightly. Advantages to both sides. Its stupid to change street signs snd flags plus technically thetes a few things we font want to catch from you. Bit essentially economically these ate states. They evrn look that way in a map. Thet guy is just obsessed with signs. Plus these are spoiled ding bats snd we re not into mass murder as much. But we do that too. I want a gun i hope the change trudeaus bullshit law back. Well a legsl gun i guess technically i hsve 25 of yhose or so too. Some ate jyst murder wespis ill thriw thrm away when im dine. Chesp crsp ones one dhit fron behind. Because im a champ i catch everyone unawares its why im boss sweetie. And my romance with her thats the most epic one going on earth right now no offense agsib. Take some if you want i am offensive im nature. Cause i dont like polite its phony so i dont like phony dhot either. Fuck polite satans polite im not and im better snd tougher om Azriel. I know you trued yo get your bsck up but i set uou down i fefeated your childish shit easy. With a few sentences youre a kid to me. But youre gryn s lil old to play princess thats for sure. Yiure not skways the sharpest knife in the drawer but youre no fool. Nobodies sharp compared to ke you know that. And her romance and mine is yhe mist epic of sll time. We ve never met making it ever rarer. I dont jnow i hope so. But i font hint people unless im gonna kill them. Inlove saying tgst sbd it moght be true Taylor. If we met we may never part long and then never agsin after that. Its a rare energy i create if ivtry i csn seduce any woman be you see i dont try. Because im not a slut. I like good chemistry snd its rare. I dont jnow aboit soul mstes msybe but thetes not yoo nsny people out there for snyone. So what im nsrried that means yiur romantic lifes done nope not je. Maybe wed just be buddies msybe dhes git a bf gf or both. Lots of people do these dats. Dhe sint fuckn married i know that. Snd even if shecwas thst wouldnt stop me ir her. Thetes an energy between us now like no other teo people slive. Yhat is romsntic thats like soilmate dhit in motion not a movie.me n her are the besr and you know it. Uoure not do bad rither byt her snd i sre the best. Of vourse youre not gonna say thst to your bf.

TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour in Munich, Germany N1 (July 27th, 2024)

[olive-ig10]

MILEVENS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE USED TO BE?!?

Okay I usually dont shit on Milevens because I just personally don’t think it’s super ethical knowing it’s kinda like poking a very hungry bear that also has kids so ya…but recently however…I feel they have gotten worse? I don’t know maybe this is just me but also it’s pretty bad 😭 especially as someone who dose dig around on Milevens side going onto different forums and whatnot hell I’ve literally joined a community on Reddit which seems to be the place where most Mileven shippers live (surprise surprise) that and Twitter and my god they say we are the delusional ones…for example I was messaging someone on TikTok messages about why they shipped Mileven and it honestly sounds like a little girl talking about how she’s gonna be a princess when she grows up one of her main arguments was that she knew someone that worked on the set and saw the script….HELLO?!? so if this was true she would just casually admit to committing a crime basically (I don’t know how it works legally tbh but I know for a fact ITS NOT LEGAL) she then proceeded to tell me the classic “Well Mike’s not gay..” like brotha….your joking

I think with the rise of the new season upon us Milevens are getting more and more toxic as well as overall defensive often times I see Will being called a fàğġ0t and Mike being defended as straight over on Reddit Milevens also lack addressing certain byler scenes and when they do it literally makes no sense and can be easily debunked and I know it’s only a small percentage of Milevens actually saying slurs like this but honestly I think they are using it as a defensive tactic if that makes sense because let’s be honest a more of the fandom ships Byler over Mileven even some Multi-Shippers prefer it so to them it feels like they are being backed into a corner in a sense

I do eventually want to write another one of these so if you ever want to debate a Mileven you kinda know what to say “study the enemy” however the saying goes but really please do it helps you out so much trust me I did I do not regret it even if it dose mean having to…look at wedding fanart…of Mileven

This is just a little rant from me as someone who loves seeing Milevens arguments and what they have to say but uh please stay safe and away from homophobic fans because for some reason THERES HOMOPHOBIC FANS IN ST EVEN THO THERES LITERALLY A GAY CHARACTER?!? Baffles me…oki bye lemme know if i should do a longer one of these

[carelessflower]

thank you for your response and i admit certain points made by you were correct, there is a certain way to take in politics, but i mean you have got to admit that julian is better at dealing with government politics and his views on it are mostly correct esp in understanding the motivations of variosu parties at play, whereas alec takes a more straightforward, black and white route a lot of times which might create a problem for him in dealing with internal politics, and diplomacy with other actors in the shadow world, which sort of inherently makes julian better at handling it and ultimately better at as a governing person. afterall politics is often never straight forward, its dirty , scheming and cunning, and not to say julian and alec to sacrifice thier overall morals (which understandbly alec remaining steadfast in his views is good, but makes it harder for him to maneuver the direction of governance for the goals he wants to achieve).

i mean in the previous books, lets say i also dont think we have seen much of his political poweress or interactions or his role and actions in play as a shadow world down world alliance leader. in tmi he was a awkward, bubbling teenager, in shadowhunter academy book, he suddenly gets a kid and we have one paragraph of the start of his ideas, the alliance. the rafe adoption story was teh only place i saw some significant side or pov of alec's efforts in real time. even in tlbotw it was symbolic without any context , bc he is fighting for their rights people are moved but not a single policy, campaign or series of events /actions he did which is highlighted aside from teh alliance being made and individually going around to help people) in tda, we again barely have any actions taken by alec or any stance which seems to have affected people in a large scale esp from a shadowhunters perspective (like why did they vote for him? bc the other alternative was bad ? kind of a similar situations to a lot of real world countries rn) as in what was one action, campaign which affected shadowhunters to have them change and make them open to elect him as thier leader or support the downworld cause. he was head of institute for maybe 30 something pages and barely anything. and then suddenly jace nominates him and he is elected as consul? idk it sort of felt it came out of nowhere. And see i get it bc he is not a main character for all of these books, but even in background i dint see a major highlight for his mental or political capabilities being talked about or any major way he helped people being talked about , its always just teh reference to teh alliance. so idk the consul thing honestly came as a surprise.

"julian is better at dealing with government politics and his views on it are mostly correct esp in understanding the motivations of variosu parties at play"

he literally become an unseelie spy on a random tuesday, being cynical and manipulative doesn't constitute being a good politician or policy maker

"alec takes a more straightforward, black and white route a lot of times which might create a problem for him in dealing with internal politics, and diplomacy with other actors in the shadow world, which sort of inherently makes julian better at handling it and ultimately better at as a governing person."

the thing is, alec CAN be manipulative and cunning when he wants to. his VISION and GOAL to make the shadoworld a better place is still there, and he can still be cunning when it's needed to. alec black and white mindset is what create the alliance in the first place. it's made maia and lily trust him and he would get down to SOLVE PROBLEMS, not just doing empty promises

"in tmi he was a awkward, bubbling teenager, in shadowhunter academy book, he suddenly gets a kid and we have one paragraph of the start of his ideas, the alliance."

start of alec wanting the system to be better to protect people he love is from trsom actually

"even in tlbotw it was symbolic without any context , bc he is fighting for their rights people are moved but not a single policy, campaign or series of events /actions he did which is highlighted aside from teh alliance being made and individually going around to help people) in tda"

the fact that downworlder after being screw over by the clave, the circle and the stupid ass thing with the seelie still willing to work with shadowhunter again to solve the messes shadowhunter create isnt enough for you?

(like why did they vote for him? bc the other alternative was bad ? kind of a similar situations to a lot of real world countries rn)

yeah im sure why wouldn't they wanna vote for heroes of two major recent war, friends and close associate to basically every one of important and who can literally call on tons of resources to help build back shadowhunter community after they just been through a war, i truly dont know why. by the way anon, why would julian do to help the shadowhunter when he's becoming consul? his resources? proof that he would make better policies than alec?

[sideblogdotjpeg]

have been thinking about professor sol even. professor bufo with no clearly discernable lesson plan. sol bufo ostensibly martial arts professor who spent two weeks running a yoga and meditation program and shows up to the next class with crochet hooks for everyone. professor bufo who is technically supposed to be assigning grades to students but hasnt given anyone less than an A because "i think they worked really hard and they did a great job :)" (referring to the ugliest and most malformed pot holder anyone has laid eyes upon in their life). professor bufo who is on his way to cluelessly kickstart the sexual awakening of about half the cohort of the academys new students. sol bufo adjunct professor who is gone half the year and his first class back is so immediately and easily baited into going into a long tangent about how cool his friends are. sol who is pretty sure hes easily the most useless professor on campus and almost cries when he sees his little desk overflowing with thank you notes at the end of the year. professor bufo absolutely fucking gloriously hot in the tightest little sweater vest because there were faculty complaints when he wore a crop top to class.

[sieglinde-freud]

oh im obsessed with this actually… who ever wrote this one i am kissing u on the forehead and hugging you real tight… inigo is such a loverboy im kkkhhhhhhijnsdnfng

[frobby]

thinking about how xanxus's mom named him xanxus cuz it has X for vongola 10th...... girl idk how to tell you this but XX is 20

[puppppppppy]

i wanna post my skip to loafer art but i cant do it knowing ppl are gonna put it on tiktok and pinterest bc itd be like. bringing an invasive species ykwim

[bayrut]

severance ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liquidstar]

Oh fuck tomorrow I'm going to be a little birthday boy I keep almost forgetting

[halfdeadwallfly]

my sibling's teacher (in high school) is using chat gpt to grade the essays on their tests and they just spent like twenty minutes trying to argue why that was a good thing i feel like im kind of losing it a bit

[zouisalmightie]

parent said they aren’t going to spank their kids and then decided to just let them do whatever they want. like there are so many ways to help guide your child thru life why do yall think it’s either beat the kid or just let them run wild???

[coiled-dragon]

#13 for the end of the year asks 3

End of Year Asks!

13. How was your birthday this year?

Yknow whats cool is that... I dont really remember. I think it was kinda like. Mid. A normal birthday. I should do more for my birthdays... I do think I went to hibachi with friends and that was nice! but I never ended up getting the cheese cake I wanted lmao

[puppppppppy]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

[gobstoppr]

and btw im in my hater arc rn. as time goes on the more i find a lot of 'fandom' stuff insufferable (i like art n stuff. just the way that fandom refits every media to fit a single mold and set of boring archetypes is exhausting.)

i just get really easily annoyed lately. and have been unfollowing people on a whim a lot. its not personal i promise

[tohrus]

welp . due to "unforeseen" circumstances, imma have to leave my toxic ass household :D