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*horny chanting* part two! Part two! Part two!
(Honestly it was so good. Thank you for healing a trauma in me I like to ignore lol)
horny chanting? oh MY well it’s THAT kinda chanting i guess i can’t ignore it…..
hehe i did plan from the beginning for them to like, yknow fuck and because that didn’t happen, i am keen to give it a shot!! with still reluctant reader vibes!! bcos that’s a whole nother hurdle!
(thank u so much! and i’m sorry there’s even anything to heal honey <3)
#if u have had bad sex (anyone not just u in particular lol) chances are#like i’m willing to BET#the dude just wasn’t like dedicated enough to helping u relax or giving you time to warm up or ALL THOSE THINGS#afab ppl orgasms are like… 90% in the mind#and i don’t think men realise that! or give a shit! IT MAKES ME MAD#also omg i thought ur icon was tom holland this whole time just to realise it’s spencer fhshshshs#jay answers
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Been thinking about how Donnie and Leo’s insecurities juxtapose each other.
Donnie is insecure about his place in the family, but confident in who he is outside of it.
Leo is secure about being a part of the family, but thinks he’s nothing outside of it.
I think it’s a very interesting comparison that reflects their respective personalities, Donnie’s “Will all I have to offer be enough?” versus Leo’s “Do I even have anything else to offer?”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rise leo#‘I’m not good enough for my family’ versus ‘I am nothing without my family’#as a middle child they are Very Much Middle Children#willing to bet this is a big part of why they clash so much too#they both have what the other wants#I ALSO think they’re both introverts - yes even Leo - and that social exhaustion makes this all even harder for them#should I also get into how facts and science matter so much to donnie#while leo is into fiction and magic tricks and the like#BUT despite their interests donnie is less prone to suspicion than leo and I think that’s so interesting too#one day I’ll talk about it
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Rewatching the Mysterious Affair at Styles again because yes
And I love how Poirot recognises Hastings right away even though he apparently hasn’t seen him in years
And he immediately comes in to embrace him (and there’s Hastings’ hand on Poirot’s waist again @darthlenaplant !!)
And of all of these pictures of their embrace in this episode, I will never be over this one (Poirot’s hand on Hastings’ shoulder. Standing cheek to cheek with Hastings all too briefly):
Or the fact that they sit there holding and shaking each other’s hands and smiling at one another for a good solid like. 20 seconds after embracing
And moments like this are the closest Poirot can get to the object of his affections within the confines of societal heteronormativity in 1917
Excuse me while I go cry about it
#like we all know Poirot has a good memory for faces because he remembers people years after a case#but like. I’m willing to bet Hastings is a special case here#I think he fell for Hastings after exhonerating him soon after they first met#and has been dreaming of meeting him again for years and suddenly: here he is#the person he’s been so anxious to see! (he doesn’t seem to get quite this happy/excited or hang around as long for other people)#poirot#poirot series#poirot x hastings#hastirot#back on my screencapping bullshit
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I know we like to joke about Marius being an awkward himbo that doesn’t know how to flirt—and he is, to some extent—but also like. No?
Like, he used his looks and flirted with the High Inquisitor in order to get the information he needed, as well as distracting her to let the party get to where they needed to be without her noticing them. And he was smart enough to go about it so that he found all this information and such without ever having to sleep with her.
Like, sure, stats wise he’s not incredibly intelligent or charismatic, but character-wise he’s not lacking either. Remember, he was a knight (idk how high he was on the totem pole, but considering his quest and relationship with Victor, it’s probably fairly high), and was very close to the king (which he confirmed in canon that his relationship with Victor allowed him to participate in some royal events as a guest). So he’s not some stupid awkward himbo that I’ve seen some fics portray him as, and it annoys the piss out of me.
#a character can be dumb sometimes but that doesn’t make them stupid#just like a character can be smart sometimes but it doesn’t make them intelligent#and hell!!! Marius isn’t even that awkward when flirting with Lethica!!!#he was awkward when asking to hold her hand but that was because of external circumstances#fuck. just listen to the way he talks! he has fucking charisma and I’m sick of pretending that he doesn’t#and I’m willing to bet that this wasn’t even his first time using his looks to his advantage#sorry it’s just that I’ve seen some fics portray him as a stupid awkward himbo and it annoys me to hell#same with other characters#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#marius renathyr
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do you think Think used to be a kid...or a acutal animal?
“You know, I have no idea. He’s basically a cat, what with the mannerisms and things, but he’s way too intelligent to have been a normal cat. I’m pretty sure he understands English fully!”
#‘if anything I’m willing to bet he was a kid who just succumbed to the way he was treated; like an animal.’#phrart#art#Thingposting#ask the three d’s#the three d’s#Drew poppy playtime#ask drew#poppy playtime#smiling critters
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As wonderfully tragic as it would be for simon and bob to have been the two people who died in the accident that happened before he worked for goddard futuristics, im on the side that jacobi is midland after the events of wolf 359, because that man deserves to have at least two friends that aren’t dead.
#having two friends that die and then making two more friends later on and then having them die too#is more than the amount of suffering that I’m willing to headcanon for the guy#he’s dealt with enough#also I like the idea that daniel jacobi is his real name and that his first best friends were kepler and maxwell#and then he changed it to midland so that he could restart his career without people knowing about his past identity#and how he got blacklisted from further ballistics work#I bet simon teller reminds him of kepler#if he called him mr jacobi he’d probably have a mental breakdown#can you guys tell that I just finished time bombs and that I’m going insane over the Jacobi is midland thing#jacobi is midland au#mark midland#daniel jacobi#jacobi wolf 359#time:bombs#wolf 359#kepler yaps
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I know this has been said before but Steven belongs in a little cottage in the woods baking, drinking tea, and knitting. He is prime for the cottage life he shouldn’t be in the city, he should be cuddled up in a blanket next to a fireplace with a good book.
#please he’s so sweet he deserves a nice peaceful life#and so do Marc and Jake of course and I honestly think they’d like it to#I’m willing to bet that Marc and Jake will just turn into lumberjacks within 24 hours of living in a cottage/cabin#moon knight#moonknight#steven grant
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Y’all the foreshadowing in episode one keeps getting more and more insane on rewatches. Omega was in the walls, and now she’s in the walls again.
#i’m also side-eyeing a few lines from that scene#like echo’s “harm her and you’re a dead man”#i’d be willing to bet he’s going to kill someone in the finale for her#i mean they all probably will but i feel like echo’s going to have a big moment for it#also something about “we need to find out where they took crosshair”#going after the brother who’s getting his brain messed with by the empire 👀#yes my tinfoil hat is on what of it? *kicks away clown shoes*#the bad batch#tbb season 3#tbb spoilers#tbb season 3 spoilers#tbb omega#parallels
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Hi Kit! Hope your doing well! I just wanted your thoughts on something: what do you think about the difference in tone when come to top!Obi-Wan and top!Anakin? Top Anakin always has more dubcon/noncon, and even in fests, prompts always lean one way or the other. Like top!wan is always so much more wholesome, while the other ship is very…not lmao (love both btw)
oh this is an interesting ask and I’ve gone back and forth on an answer!! I can definitely see what you’re talking about but I also feel like there’s at least a bit of confirmation bias as well as actual truth to the observation (at least for me)
but my guess is that maybe it has something to do with either the characters themselves or the ways people like to write the characters together?
Anakin has moments of being sweet and out of control but ultimately well meaning in canon but he also has moments of being, well, evil. so different authors can lean into different interpretations of his character for their fic and have it still ring true to him.
and Obi-wan can be seen as being very in control and cool and collected in the face of anakin’s out of control (but Obi-wan’s canon self doesn’t have that flavor of darkness or evil, except in sith aus which are very au from the get go), and different authors can lean into that sense of control as meaning that he would be a (soft) healthy and wholesome dom to anakin’s needing submission.
and other authors can want to explore what an Obi-wan who has lost his control to a forceful anakin would look like, which may lend itself more to dub/non con fics?
character analysis is definitely not my thing tho and this is all really just vibes (and sounds much more binary than I like tbh) but I do feel like it boils down to, at least in canon fics, what obi-wan’s character is likely to do, and while anakin’s character runs the whole spectrum of emotions in the movies, Obi-wan’s thing is being in the light. so I can see it being more common for fics where he tops to be topping while in the light lmao whereas that’s not necessarily true for top anakin fics
#asks#obikin#I’m using the some authors and different authors phrases#because it’s absolutely not like#this for everyone and im hedging my bets while being respectful#I think there are a ton of wholesome top anakin fics to be clear#and I’ve definitely seen top Obi-wan fics that are dub or non con#so in general I try never to use the word always but also this ask reads in good faith#and I’m always willing to discuss in good faith
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Hey guys, remember in Ep.8 when Iris said something like: “We have this little group of oddballs in a Tavern that we all link up at together…”
So, are we all in agreement that these two—

—are probably part of that group of oddballs that Iris and Patches know? :)
I mean, it’s not everyday you see someone with purple horns on their head (very cool horns might I add), nor see somebody associate with them.
I look forward to finding out these guys’ names when we see them again :3
#i can’t wait for them to get to Firebird Tavern and get Alux help#only for those two to be like. “heY WAIT A MINUTE- THERE WAS A ROYAL GUARD SEARCHING FOR YOU??”#and then BOOM.#Alux’s identity as a prince gets revealed >:)#oh. and also i’m willing to bet that James will probably end up running into the old lady in the town square#and the old lady will probably point him towards the Peppers#so yeahhh… James will probably interrogate the Peppers if I had to guess#which would also result in them figuring out his royal status#THESE NEXT FEW EPISODES ARE GONNA BE LOADEDDDD#favremysabre#alux rising#ar alux#ar iris#ar patches#ar james#theorising#??#i guess#starlitroses rambles
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It probably gets lonely up there
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#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#whf uncle jack#mcart#it may be over for me I had this idea two days ago work on it from 1pm to 1am on and off the did the finishing stuff yesterday#I need this man out of my head I’m being so serious right now no one even look at me#if you do I’ll die so don’t#on another note this is like my first time in a long while since I’ve worked with big backgrounds and perspective#it may be off but considering I don’t think it’s that bad#oh yeah incorporating the idea that he likes blue and plus I’m willing to bet one of his outfits has suspenders#so I gave it to his I hear you outfit which idk what the actual color of his suit it#but I’m assuming it’s brown cause of one art that’s like the early bird gets jack I’m assuming that’s the same one#they look the same plus most of his other clothes are in the brown family#besides his news hour/wakey wakey one#also I learned blue goes with brown so I just used the brown to see what the complementary color would be and it got that blue#fun things I learned overall when I did this drawing
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Hey Y’All❤️✨
I’m going to try my best to get through as many asks as I can today. I don’t want to spam, so I’ll be taking my time answering asks and being thoughtful with answers. I promise that I’ll get to your ask as soon as I can!
#Yall were thoughtful in your asks. It’s only fair that I’m thoughtful in my answers#That and I don’t like spamming. If I don’t like seeing spamming on my dash then I’m willing to bet that yall don’t like it either
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Defending Koichi Sugiyama is insane because even if you’re okay with the rape and war crimes apologia and laughing at the suicide rates of LGBT people in Japan, as a Dragon Quest fan you should still hate him for intentionally making the OST for Dragon Quest XI midi so people would have to pay to go to his concerts and hear the orchestral score
#we’re not rewriting history there’s a reason a portion of dragon quest fans were celebrating his death#also it’s his fault games like rocket slime had such unimpressive osts#like sure the songs in rocket slime were good but every level in the game had the SAME bgm#and then it was the SAME SONG in slime morimori 3#i’m willing to bet slime morimori gba had the same ost as the ds game too#he got so much worse in the 2000’s#dragon quest games were rarely even allowed to do arrangements of his music because he owned the rights to them#and was very protective over letting square enix use anything but the same orchestral versions he had recorded years ago#i hope square is able to take more freedoms with the soundtracks now
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haha you know what can allegedly cause/aggravate a hiatal hernia (a hernia i have where my esophagus meets my stomach that causes me a lot of pain and suffering)? sucking your stomach in. you know what my mom taught me to do when i was like 10 years old and i have never stopped doing since?
#like jfc fatphobia is rotten#fatphobia has negatively impacted my health Far more than being fat has (or ever will. i’m willing to bet)#i fear that i have some unpacking and processing to do bc i can’t just like. stop doing that#i’m literally doing it Constantly#i’ve spent my whole life thinking that that’s just what everyone does#and to be fair a lot of people do! but it’s not something you’re Supposed to do#in fact it is apparently Bad for you even#but i am Not ready to start experiencing even More fatphobia if i stop doing this#would Not be good for my footing in recovery#idk man#Not Good
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Every time the MC in The Royal Heir calls it a miracle that she’s pregnant (yes, she does it multiple times) I roll my eyes so damn hard.
Like. Girl.
You are confirmed by a medical professional to be fertile, healthy, and tried for less than a month before successfully conceiving. You are a queen/duchess and have access to the best and most prompt healthcare in the world, as well as an incredible support network and an army of staff and servants devoted to caring for you throughout.
Not to mention there’s been an estimated 80-117 billion people born on the planet. Getting pregnant has been done billions and billions of times.
So how in the hell is it a miracle?
#look I know this is nitpicky as hell#maybe it’s just the autism in me taking things too literally again (as my ableist mom likes to constantly nag me about)#but this is such an aggressively main character syndrome moment#you know what a miracle is#if I stepped outside right now and a sack of $100mil fell out of the sky#because that shit just doesn’t happen#in fact I’m willing to bet this scenario has NEVER happened#you know what HAS happened MC#people getting pregnant…over 80-117 billion times#but sure sure#YOUR family is the miracle one 💅#choices stories you play#playchoices#choices stories we play#pixelberry#pixelberry studios#playchoices fandom#choices stories you play fandom#choices stories we play fandom#anti the royal heir#anti trh#the royal heir#choices the royal heir#trh#choices trh#tw: pregnancy
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as if he WOULDNT title his wedding inspo pinterest board "for my bucky wucky boo bear ❤️ b + e wedding" 😤
well when he does that he and i can talk 😇
#asks#kaz tag#like he has to earn the rights#also giggling thinking about how i’m willing to bet taylor still has the url buckywuckyboobear saved
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