#is more than the amount of suffering that I’m willing to headcanon for the guy

[sleepy-spaceman]

As wonderfully tragic as it would be for simon and bob to have been the two people who died in the accident that happened before he worked for goddard futuristics, im on the side that jacobi is midland after the events of wolf 359, because that man deserves to have at least two friends that aren’t dead.

[jedimasterbailey]

Idk if you already got asked but thoughts on Mace Windu?

MACE 💜😍👏🏻 I love this man so much thank you for the ask ☺️

1.) How I feel about the character

Mace is one of my absolute favorite Star Wars characters and Jedi that deserves more appreciation and content 💜🥺 Just like Luminara, this man is SEVERELY underrated and suffers from an insane amount of disrespect and slander for reasons forever unknown to me 🙄 MACE IS A NICE MAN THAT LOVES PEOPLE AND HIS JEDI FAMILY AND WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!! He was literally milliseconds away from saving the entire galaxy from the Sith 😩 He was gonna avenge his fallen family and bring the peace and justice the Jedi have fought so damn hard for but....we all know what happened (god damn it Anakin I love you and all but fucking aye, we could have had it all). Anyhow I will forever defend and love Mace until the day I die 💜 Also if you have not read the legends novel “Shatterpoint” YOU 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 MISSING 👏🏻 OUT👏🏻 Do yourself a favor and go get that book I’ll be waiting 😁

2.) Who I ship romantically with this character

I may disappoint some in that I don’t ship Mace with anyone even though he is a very handsome man. I’m more than willing to listen to the ships people have come up with it but I see Mace as the ultimate Dad and Grandad to Depa, Caleb, and the entire Jedi Order. @devondeal and I have the headcanon that Mace is the ultimate “girl dad” that is the go to guy for advice on raising girls. He, Depa, and the Mirialans (I.e Luminara and Barriss) have tea often and that’s canon to me. No I will not explain myself and no I accept no other opinion. Really wish he got to see his grandson Caleb grow up into the man deserving of his legacy 🥺

3.) Non-romantic ships for this character

Going along with #2 I am a sucker for wholesome dad Mace and daughter Depa content (and by extension grandson Caleb). Forget the Bad Batch I want Mace family content 💜💚💙 Call me Lucasfilm I have some ideas 😊

4.) An unpopular opinion I have on this character

Seeing how some characters in Star Wars seem to survive some pretty awful injuries/falls, I just have the hardest time believing Mace died from his encounter with Palpatine. I mean getting a limb cut off is clearly a non issue in this universe and people have survived Sith lightening (like Luke Skywalker) so yeah...I like to believe Mace is alive and that one of these days he’ll make a comeback (please).

5.) Something I’d like to see in canon with this character

JUST MORE MACE CONTENT 💜 (and an alive and well Mace)

Now enjoy the view of this handsome and kind Jedi that I love so much 😊

[mianavs]

toxic trait headcanons | hq edition

ft: kuroo, tsukishima, bokuto

a/n: part 1 of a three-part series. thought id try something new with characters i haven’t written for yet :)

—Kuroo Tetsurou // Manipulative

very subtle to the point that you never think about it too much

at the start, he showers you with attention and the two of you spend lots of time together until trained you to seek him out and depend on him

you stop seeing your friends and family because of the unhealthy amount of time you spend with him and eventually stop talking to them

makes your decisions for you and then convinces you that you’re the one that made them

whenever you give up and go along with whatever he says, you’re rewarded with a kiss, hug, or caress

when you become too occupied with work/school for his liking, he pulls away just enough to make you realize your mistake and seek him out

a simple touch from him is all it takes for you to stop whatever you’re doing and give him all your attention

during the times that you do rebel, he lets you but makes sure to sabotage whatever it is you’re doing so you realize that he was right all along

to test your devotion, he showers others with attention in front of you and is only satisfied when you’re crying and begging for him

“Why did you hug them?” you ask, voice muffled and an onslaught of tears threatening to spill.

“They’re just a friend, Y/N. Besides, you’re the one that suggested we spend more time with our friends.” he sighs, golden eyes narrowed into slits and a hand running through his already unruly hair.

“Ah—but! That’s not…I mean,” the argument you had falls apart when he turns around and walks away from you.

There isn’t a sight you hate more than his back and the further it gets the more anxious you get. The apology always stops him but he doesn’t turn around until you utter the most important words.

“You were right”

While you may not believe them right away, the comforting warmth his body emits as it surrounds you and his honeyed voice are enough to take in his explanation of his actions and convince you that he was right and you were in the wrong.

—Tsukishima Kei // Judgmental

not one to mince his words, he tells you things you don’t want to hear

what starts as straightforward sentiments regarding you turns into insults about your appearance, personality, and actions

he takes sarcasm too far and you grow to hate it

criticizing everything and everyone in an ongoing thing with him

you avoid doing things that will earn you a tongue lashing from him including going out, indulging in food, practicing your hobbies, and meeting friends he doesn’t like

doing everything to avoid his cruel words, you find that it’s never enough and learn to take his insults

after a while you too start saying hurtful things to him until the two of you end up arguing and it only ends when one of you leaves

just when you’re about to leave him, you realize that you’ve become just as twisted as him and stay out of fear that no one will be willing to accept new bitter you

“This is the last time I let you pick what we watch. Has your taste always been shit?” He snarls, angrily gripping the steering wheel.

“And this coming from the man that spends his time in a boring museum or playing in a mediocre volleyball team. Tell me, Kei, when will you accept the fact that you’ll never relive your high school glory days again.” You bite back hitting him where it hurts.

“At least I’m doing something that I like. You just bitch and moan about your shitty job and waste hours lying in bed on your phone. None of the guys you text would put up with you the way I do.”

“And you think that manager of yours would ever give you a chance? Some people actually have standards, you know.”

He’s quiet after that and you wonder if it’s because you found out about his unrequited feelings for his volleyball team’s manager. While it had worried you in the beginning, you relaxed when a couple of months passed and he never brought up breaking up.

As the two of you sat in his parked car, you found comfort in knowing that no one else wanted him the same way no one else wanted you.

—Bokuto Kotarou // Dependent

needs you with him at all times and complains when you’re not even if it’s because of work/school

you can never miss his games because he’ll always lose (sometimes on purpose)

needs your approval on all matters in his life both personal and professional

convinces you to quit your job and become his full-time manager after you return from a week-long business trip

has to hear/see you cheering for him after every spike

cannot see you around any other guys because he will make a scene

you can’t reject him and need to reciprocate any displays of affection with an equal or greater amount of enthusiasm

you suffer from poor self-care as a result of dedicating all your time to him

“I’m going to my appointment, Bo.” You call out after you zipped up your boots and headed toward the front door. “I’ll be back soo—”

His strong grip around your wrist catches you off guard and you turn to see him already pouting. “Why are you leaving me?”

“I told you I was having a spa day with my friend. It’s just a few hours, Bo.” You sigh and try to pull out of his grasp to no avail. He brings your hand to his cheek and closes his eyes as he rubs against it before pressing a kiss on your palm. You rub his head with you other hand in an attempt to placate him and hope it’s enough to let you go.

“Why don’t you let me go with you?” He suggests, bringing you into a tight hug and burying his face in the crook of your neck. “I want to spend the day with you.”

“We already have reservations and everything but I promise it’ll be quick and we can spend the evening together! We can go where—”

“Do you even love me?” He pulls away from you and his tear-stained face fills you with guilt.

“Of course I do!”

“Then let me spend more time with you. I just want to be with you, Y/N. I love you so much I can’t stand being apart from you!”

He breaks down sobbing and you know there’s nothing you can do besides giving in to him. It’s only when you tell him that he can come that he stops crying and peppers your face with kisses before throwing on a hoodie and slipping on a pair of sneakers. He’s all smiles when he takes your hand and the two of you leave together like always.

[slimy-eye]

The Truth About Sanguine

A conversation on Discord about Sanguine sparked the lorebeard in me sooo, I want to ramble a bit here. My love of lore gives me more than just the perspective offered by the Elder Scrolls games themselves. Oblivion, and Skyrim, portray Sanguine as a prankster, a lovable guy with hardly any ill intent. He’s just a daedra who wants his mortal followers to indulge in their passions and enjoy life. Right?

That’s where you’d be wrong. At least by a lore perspective. Headcanons, of course, are a whole different thing that I wholly encourage. But I’m here to ramble about canon lore, not my fancy headcanons. So let me tell you about Sanguine, the real daedra behind the mug of beer, the glass of wine, the spoon-full of fine moon sugar. Known on his lore page as The Lord of Revelry, the  Daedric Prince of Lust, Perversity, and Unnatural Sexual Relations.

Quick trigger warnings, because Sanguine is actually quite disturbing lore-wise. We have TWs for mentions of alcoholism, drugs, abuse, light mentions of sex, and torture.

Sanguine isn’t indulgence in your passion. He is overindulgence in your passion. He is ‘drink until you beat you partner and pass out in the backyard.’ He is ‘pass out and die from an overdose, alone in an alleyway.’ He is ‘torture innocent people to fulfil your sadistic desires.’ He is ‘take what you want, even if you don’t have consent’. And his realm is potentially hell for many.

What is Sanguine’s realm like?  The Myriad Realms of Revelry are a collection of thousands of tiny pocket dimensions within the oblivion realm that Sanguine calls home. Many of these realms are likely beautiful, and perhaps even paradise to some. But consider this. It never stops. Sanguine’s realm is quite literally hell for the many that seek an escape, for those that don’t want to suffer the effects of alcohol poisoning every day, for those that are tortured and tormented by the sadists that seek pleasure from their pain, by those that lost their entire lives and families to drug use, and are now trapped eternally in an endless loop that they can never escape from.

There isn’t a whole lot of evidence in game of just how dangerous and terrifying Sanguine is in lore, but we do see some hints about it in Skyrim. In the quest ‘A Night to Remember’, we visit the ruin of  Morvunskar. This ancient ruin is heavily populated by rogue mages and dark conjurors who seek to hide their lives from the world. It’s easy to run through the ruin and disregard the visual story telling, the hints that litter the rooms of the old fortress. Take the room filled with bedrolls and leather strips for example, sitting next to a potion of invisibility. What do you think that implies? The shrine to Dibella might suggest consensual acts, but this is a ruin perverted by the presence of Sanguine, the Prince of Hedonism. Can we really be so sure?

And just a stone’s throw away, a locked door. An expert lockpicker will have no trouble with picking the lock, but what they find inside may scar them eternally. Naris the Wicked finds a sickening amount of pleasure in burning his victims alive. You can hear his frightening commentary as he murders a woman without remorse, cooking her alive above an open firepit. Of course, it’s easy to claim that none of these conjurors are worshipers of Sanguine. After all, there’s not a single shrine to him (or in all of Skyrim for that matter) within the ruin. But consider this.

Most side quests will provide a randomized dungeon location. But A Night to Remember never changes. You will always meet Sanguine within the depths of  Morvunskar. 

Daedric Princes are hardly random in their endeavors. They are drawn to places that provide power and influence, or to places that heavily reflect their own sphere. Even if these rogue mages are not cultists of Sanguine, we must consider the fact that Sanguine is still drawn to this location. This means that even if you’re willing to dismiss the conjurors as simply ‘sadistic rogues with no real godly affiliation’, you still have to consider the fact that what they’re doing, what they’re indulging in (which is not good, judging by the visual storytelling of the fort) has drawn the Prince of Hedonism to their location, so much so that there’s even a portal to his realm inside.

Now consider Sanguine’s ESO appearance. This game might have actually done his darker nature a bit more justice. Though Sanguine himself is not present in ESO, a shrine (called Sanguine's Demesne) full of his cultists is. This everlasting party is full of violent daedra that torture the trapped guests, guests that came for a good time, and are now tormented for eternity, because you see, Sanguine doesn’t just represent the desires of mortals, but also the desires of daedra. The desire to torture. To kill. To torment. He represents more than just ‘a good time’. He represents ‘too much of a good time.’ A good time that never stops, that eventually becomes a bad time, because to Sanguine, there’s no such thing as rehab and recovery. The party is never ending.

And you will never be able to escape.

[flatstarcarcosa]

took a bath and came up w so many headcanons i dunno where to start so in no particular order im just gonna get into it  

any of the more detailed stuff is below the cut 

the issue of azulon refusing to respond to ozai’s kidnappers causes....a lot of problems. for one, it ends up with both his sons now being against him, and united in thinking at this point he’s just a crazy old fuck that needs to go. iroh understands at first, that conceding would be negotiating and would make them all look weak. he doesn’t AGREE with it, but he understands. 

but after everything is said and done, azulon STILL refuses to do anything in retaliation, and that’s when iroh gets fed up. he tries explaining that continuing to do nothing is just as bad as giving in, and instead of it making people think azulon isn’t to be trifled with, it just makes people think now they can do anything they want against the family and get away with it. 

it also makes iroh think the whole thing was more about punishing ozai for failing to ‘behave’ than anything else. 

after the few months of healing, ozai decides to leave. the whole mess has made him really realize how goddamned fucking tired of it all he is, and that he doesn’t have to stick around and deal with it. if his father was willing to let him get almost killed to prove some imaginary point, then what’s he going to do if ozai just skips town? 

not a damn thing, as it happens. 

also, him realizing his dad is nothing, in the end, but a senile blowhard that refuses to adapt to a rapidly changing world is something he’s going to need to address sooner or later, but you know, one thing at a time. 

also, i used to work for them in a more official capacity on the crime side of things, my position as a mechanic was me ‘retiring’, in a sense. 

ozai, since in this au he’s a little bit stupid, does not realize this. to be fair, we never had much interaction before, but still. pretty much the biggest thing iroh and i end up agreeing on re: ozai is that neither of us want to deal with him throwing a temper tantrum if he were to find out this late in the game about my former employment. 

also, his jaw gets wired shut for like six weeks. 

i mentioned that by the time i get to him, he’s basically rescued himself, but. it’s not great, scoob, and quite frankly if i hadn’t shown up to get him he probably would have died anyway. 

for one, the only reason he manages to get loose is because he is LITERALLY covered in so much of his own blood that it causes the handcuffs they’d put on him to just kinda [slide whistle noise] (partial degloving, lads!!) 

by the time iroh bothers to tell me whats going on, it’s already been three almost four days, which means by the time i get there, by all rights ozai probably should have just been passed out half dead in a corner somewhere. 

he’s in so much shock his brain kind of just stops registering anything in pain, and he’s literally running on autopilot and a lot of adrenaline. 

i decided to go with ye olde standard for mafia/crime boss settings and that in the end they just used ol reliable and socked him with a baseball bat. but like, a lot. 

it shatters his jaw, and at one point one of the hits is so bad it just completely detaches his left retina, which is the initial cause of his vision loss. that probably could have been fixed if he’d been able to get treated right away, but by the time i drag his ass into a hospital and the doctors get him in surgery it’s a case of judging general quality of life, long term, and they decide missing an eye but being able to like, walk, talk, and eat for the rest of his life takes precedent. 

there’s also other various things like broken ribs, internal bleeding, i’m thinking they end up snipping some various bits in his abdomen (there’s a surprisingly large amount of organs you can in fact survive without, you know) 

the biggest issues are the damage to his eye socket, skull, and mandible. his jaw gets wired shut for almost two months, which he’s not fucking happy about at all. 

he’s less happy when iroh jokes that this is the longest they’ve gone with an argument in almost a decade. 

poor guy can’t even flip him off properly due to said partial degloving and having both hands taped and bandaged to different degrees. 

azulon tries to suck up to ozai’s egotism after by being all ‘bUt LoOk wHaT yOuVE sUrViVeD’, but it doesn’t change his attitude of ‘cool story, still leaving’ 

also post incident he suffers a lot from migraines, especially within the first like 12-18 months of his brain trying to adjust to his skewed depth perception. that and the stiffness in his jaw are just terribly comorbid chronic pain causing buddies. 

eventually he has to sink money in a fuck ton of dental work. he lost a lot of his molars and a couple of incisors on the top and bottom on the left side, and the nature of the injuries, the reconstruction, and the fact that he kept popping infections in his mouth meant getting new teeth had to wait. 

part of the infections are caused by him trying to get it done too soon, which i end up not being happy about because by this point i am tired! of having to drag his half dead ass to the hospital!! 

also for a while ends up cycling through different haircuts, since the original surgeons weren’t concerned about his looks, and just shaved his head wherever they needed too, so. he spends a lot of time trying to find something between ‘completely awful’ and ‘still awful but bearable’ 

 also, he is SUPER mad when he finally gets the dental work done and finds out the speech issues he’s had, namely a kind of marbled mouthed/mumbling issue aren’t any better. 

he’d been expecting it would go away once he got the permanent teeth in and not just the temporary bridge work and stuff, so rifp. 

also, by the time he’s getting ready to get the dental work done he is so, so, so fucking tired of eating soft foods and nothing BUT soft foods, holy fuck. 

[sworntoprotect]

THE POSITIVE & NEGATIVE; Mun & Muse - Meme.

fill out & repost ♥ This meme definitely favors canons more, but I hope OC’s still can make it somehow work with their own lore, and lil’ fandom of friends & mutuals. Multi-Muses pick the muse you are the most invested in atm.

My muse is:   canon / oc / au / canon-divergent (the mere existence of a post-canon verse is diverging from canon) / fandomless / complicated

Is your character popular in the fandom? YES / NO. He started off as a tertiary character in the mage origin/Broken Circle quest in DAO, then ended up becoming something of a staple tertiary/secondary character in DA2 and DAI.

Is your character considered hot™ in the fandom?  YES / NO / IDK. I’m not entirely sure how people feel about DAO Cullen’s appearance but DA2 and onwards he got himself a glow-up and an unwitting thirst trap reputation. What made ramen boy appealing in DAO for some is that if you played a female mage Warden, he’s “the one who got away”... because he literally booked it down the corridor if you got too flirty.

Is your character considered strong in the fandom?  YES / NO / IDK. Perhaps? If you take a stroll through his tag, despite being a Templar, he’s not often portrayed as someone who’s fighting (*winkwonk*).

Are they underrated? YES / NO / IDK. Some in the fandom might even call him overrated, depending on who you ask. 

Were they relevant for the main story?  YES / NO. In DAO he begs for you to kill all the remaining mages in the Circle Tower, and you can accept or decline to do so. In DA2 he solicits a few quests and eventually sides with you to defeat Meredith. In DAI he’s the Commander of the Inquisition and a vital part of the war council. Overall, he’s there to provide a pro-Templar outlook for the character. 

Were they relevant for the main character? YES / NO / THEY’RE THE PROTAG. He’s met every game protagonist thus far and had some level of personal/professional relationship with them. 

Are they widely known in their world? YES / NO. In DAO he was a newly minted Templar. DA2 he was elevated to Knight-Captain very quickly which got his name floating around Kirkwall, and of course by DAI he’s the head of the Inquisition’s forces so he’s even more well-known throughout (at the least) Ferelden and Orlais.

How’s their reputation?  GOOD / BAD / NEUTRAL. Both. The common people and fellow Templars would look up to him, whereas mages and pro-mage sympathisers would absolutely have an issue with the role he’s played over the years.

How strictly do you follow canon? — As closely as I can, without lingering too deeply into the “problematic views” part of his character. I don’t seek to erase them or ignore them, and I don’t have too much issue writing them for the sake of being genuine, but I also don’t want to write him as if he’s some mustache-twirling villain because he is not. 

SELL YOUR MUSE! Aka try to list everything, which makes your muse interesting in your opinion to make them spicy for your mutuals.  —  Since he was 18 years old, Cullen has suffered and struggled through adversity after adversity (torture, sexual assault, brainwashing, night terrors, drug abuse, and a healthy spoonful of “all my friends are dead”), and yet maintained a soft heart underneath the steel wall of being a warrior. His goal since childhood has been to serve and to protect, and his self-awareness, loyalty, intelligence, and drive to make himself a better and more caring man is what sets him apart from others of his ilk who in his shoes would’ve broken a long, long time ago.

Now the OPPOSITE, list everything why your muse could not be so interesting (even if you may not agree, what does the fandom perhaps think?).  — He’s a man who’s allowed atrocities to occur by not standing up to speak against them, has perpetuated the cycle of mage abuse by the hands of others, can be callous, closed-minded, and aggressive, and has a strong prejudice against mages that wasn’t properly resolved in his “redemption” arc – nor was his lyrium addiction/withdrawal.

What inspired you to rp your muse?  —  He’s the type of muse I gravitate towards: bookish, devoted, protective, a softy under all the stone, endearingly awkward. More than that, though, his story intrigues me. Cullen has gone through a lot (he’s either the luckiest or unluckiest person) and watching his trajectory throughout the series has been really interesting. I’d like to provide him proper growth and development that he wasn’t entirely given in the games, or that wasn’t explicitly shown.

What keeps your inspiration going?  —  My amazing roleplay partners with all the good work they put into their characters and the love they have shown me and my character so far. I love you guys <3  (<-- keeping that answer bc agreed)

Some more personal questions for the mun.

Give your mutuals some insight about the way you are in some matters, which could lead them to get more comfortable with you or perhaps not.

Do you think you give your character justice?  YES / NO / I SINCERELY HOPE I DO? i have my doubts sometimes, but i think i do ok. Still, I would love to have more feedback to see how i can improve even more. (<-- keeping bc agreed)

Do you frequently write headcanons?  YES / NO / SORT OF I write quite a few of them that never see the light of day, and I constantly and randomly sling little thoughts at my rp partners as they come to me. As for this blog itself, I’d prefer to have my headcanons evident in my writing, so I don’t post things about Cullen’s favourite colour or what he likes to eat for supper every night (and that’s absolutely no shade to people who do post headcanons that way; I honestly wish I operated the same way lol)

Do you sometimes write drabbles? YES / NO. There’s a few on the blog already, hidden in plain sight.

Do you think a lot about your Muse during the day? YES / NO. Even when I don’t want to think about him, I end up thinking about him. But I like thinking about him, so...

Are you confident in your portrayal? YES / NO / SORT OF? I’m still fairly new to the fandom and I’ve been learning a lot about Cullen, what people think about Cullen, what Cullen thinks about himself and others, etc. etc. Plus there are other, more well-established blogs for him out there. I’m honestly surprised I got more than 20 followers tbh.

Are you confident in your writing?  YES / NO / SOMETIMES. I'm my own worst enemy with this one. Like, I know I’m alright but I’m not good enough for myself.

Are you a sensitive person?  YES / NO / SORTA. Some things do bother me a lot more than others, but any annoyance I feel is pretty quickly done after I vent about it. Then I typically forget after a while.

Do you accept criticism well about your portrayal?  —  I’m always open to constructive criticism that both highlights what I’m doing well and considerately points out what I could improve upon. 

Do you like questions, which help you explore your character?  — Of course! I enjoy delving into his character and wondering the “what ifs” of various situations that may or may not occur. And if we can write it together in a thread? Even better!

If someone disagrees to a headcanon of yours, do you want to know why?  —  No one owes me an explanation as to why they have an opinion, but yes I would like to know why. Maybe I misinterpreted something, or overlooked something. Maybe I made a mistake. I’m human. It happens.

If someone disagrees with your portrayal, how would you take it?  —  same as the above.

If someone really hates your character, how do you take it?  — It only bothers me if it’s directed at me. I fully acknowledge that Cullen is controversial and has a very contentious past (or present) that rubs a good amount of people the wrong way. You don’t have to like him, but I do take some issue with people purposely twisting facts to make him out to be worse than what he actually is. I’ve considered writing a post about it truthfully but I don’t want that unbridled hatred to come to my doorstep if/when someone who’s not a fan of him reads it. It’s not worth it. Might do it anyway though. I don’t know.

Are you okay with people pointing out your grammatical errors?  — Please do. Politely. English is my native language but I’m still out here making mistakes. smh @ myself

Do you think you are easy going as a mun?   —  I’d like to think so, yes. I have a very high tolerance level for a lot of things, don’t get easily triggered, and I’m always willing to chat about character stuff or irl stuff or... anything, basically. 

tagged by: @orsino-the-enchanter tagging: did you read this? then it’s you

[adventuresloane]

Lup, Raven Queen, Barry, Ango and totally Ren. ;) maybe sloane also! For the HC meme❤️

(for this meme)

Kat this is……SO many oh my lord. I’m gonna put most of theseunder a cut!!!  You’re a doll tho thanksfor all the asks.

Lup:

A) What I think realistically: I love the idea that,contrary to popular belief, she’s the younger twin! When they were kids, Taakowould always be the one who had to get her out of the trouble she got herselfinto. Taako’s always been a bit more pragmatic, but Lup just couldn’t standdisrespect towards her or her brother and would always address it. She stood upto people and probably bit off more than she could chew a number of times,meaning Taako had to help her out of a tight spot.

B) What is fucking hilarious to me: Lup at one point had apretty major crisis in her life because she loves to cook for people anddesperately wanted to show her affection for Barry by cooking for him, but.This man has lived off late-night hot pockets out of his laboratory microwavefor years. He doesn’t have a palette. One time she overheard him call ketchupspicy and she just kind of stared at the wall for five minutes. She spent manyan evening slaving over recipe books to try to find SOMETHING decent that thisuncultured man would actually enjoy.

C) What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict onfriends: She’s got…a number of lingering issues after her release from theumbrella. There’s a lot of talk about how she develops claustrophobia, andwhile I think that’s certainly true, I think another thing that leaves hershaken is the utter darkness inside the staff. Before she was able to get herpowers back to create fire, the darkness in there must have been absolute andchilling. Imagine how long she lay there entirely blind and unable to make outanything. I don’t think she can sleep with the lights off anymore. She alwaysat least leaves the hall light on outside the bedroom, but even that’s notenough much of the time, and she often plays with a little fireball in herhands until she can’t keep her eyes open anymore, so that she knows there’sstill light where she is.

D) What would never work with canon but the canon is shit soI believe it anyway: Griffin says that the Legato performance was the firsttime the rest of the IPRE crew realized that Barry and Lup were in love butcome the fuck on. These guys??? They’re so incredibly obvious and crazy foreach other. Even if they didn’t tell their family explicitly EVERYONE knew forYEARS.

Raven Queen

A) Every raven in Faerun is at her beck and call. The birdshave a bit of magic to them inherently and find it easy to slip from plane toplane. She’ll dispatch them to carry messages or keep an eye on things for herand report back. She VERY rarely comes to the mortal planes, but you can alwaystell when she’s on her way. Thousands of ravens circle together tightly in thesky, their iridescent wings shining, and from the almost blinding andotherworldly shimmer a portal forms through which she comes.

B) Has motherly instincts towards Kravitz but no concept ofwhat being a parent to a former mortal actually entails. At what age does onestop picking up mortal children? 35? Her idea of mother-son bonding is enactinga blood oath. She’s trying her best.

C) Kravitz became her “ward” of sorts when he begged andprayed to her for months on end to spare his sick mother and take his lifeinstead—he made a brave trade and she respected him for it, hence his positionas a reaper.

D) She grants Magnus a “limited” amount of extra time livinghappily with Julia in the afterlife but honestly do you think she’ll ever makethem stop living in that little cabin? Heck, do you really think she’s going tokeep their friends from leaving the sea of souls to visit them whenever???She’s willing to turn a blind eye to their little party for the rest ofeternity.

Barry

A) He is just……so visibly huggable tbh. You look at him andyou’re like, “That’s a man who’d be good to just hug for a little while. Chubbysoft belly. Just a teddy bear of a man.

B) The boy is a classic academic research scientist, whichis to say a damn mess. He’ll periodically crop his hair short but then won’tbother to get it cut again for months on end because he’s too busy, so it growsout all wild and looks a mess. He has one (1) mug he keeps on his desk and likenever washes because it’s always filled with coffee anyway. Shows up to work ina stained T-shirt because it’s not like anyone’s paying attention to him whenhe’s locked up in his lab all day anyway. Grody science man.

C) Next to Taako, he’s the one who takes the longest toforgive Lucretia, and I sort of think he never completely gets over what shedid. Unlike everyone else in the IPRE crew, he was deliberately isolated fromthe rest of his family AND HE WAS AWARE OF IT. That’s fucked up, and he learnedto hate Lucretia for awhile, and that’s not the kind of thing that can beerased as soon as Story & Song is over. He can barely look her in the eyefor awhile.

D) He does NOT have a mullet do not to my boy dirty likethis.

Angus

A) All this debate over Magnus or Taako or Lucretia orwhoever the fuck adopts Angus post-S&S? Screw that noise. It’s not like anyof the adult figures in his life AREN’T walking disasters as individuals—it’sonly together that they’re sort of capable of functioning. That’s why he haslike twenty parents and splits his time between like five different houses,inside each of which he has his own room and where he is welcome at all hoursof the day and night. That kid is living the dream.

B) Absolutely drops f-bombs on purpose knowing that it willscandalize the adults he talks to. This boy is a delight and has never doneanything wrong but he is NOT the innocent little one everyone thinks! Sneakyboy!

C) Gotta be honest, I don’t have the heart to actuallyimagine Angus having any suffering inflicted upon him, BUT I do like the ideaof Taako being lowkey terrified every time he goes off on his own/tries toconduct an investigation that has a chance of being dangerous. He tries not toshow it and definitely plays it cool when Angus comes back safe every time, buthe’s got so very few people he feels really connected to and he doesn’t want tolose one of them (again).

D) Controversial, but he remains a shrimpy nerdboy foreverand does not get to be buffer than Magnus sorry.

Ren

A) Hot take: she’s a soft butch. My evidence? I know a bunchof butches named Ren and also she just gives off those Lesbian Vibes. Butch Ren2k19.

B) She is…small. Just so short, even by the standards ofelves, which are on average smaller than humans. It might be partly because she’sa Drow, since I personally headcanon that they don’t grow quite as big, buteven then she’s just. A little creacher. She has to use a spoon to knock downthings from shelves that everyone else in the tavern can easily reach. Cassidyjokingly uses her head as an armrest.

C) Her family is definitely still around and definitely wereoutside of Refuge when the barrier was created around the town and they justhad no way whatsoever of contacting her. They aged while time didn’t touch her.

D) This is more in opposition to D&D lore than to theTAZ canon, but I personally don’t like to think that Ren ever faced anyprejudice for being a dark elf. The whole idea of the Drow being cursed and 99%of them being evil is, imo, very tired (not to mention racist), so I just don’twant that being a part of her story. I think maybe Underdark elves have a bitof a reputation in the surface realms for being kind of staid and dour, so inthat way Ren defies some conventions by being her bubbly self. But aside fromthat, she never had an issue with anyone thinking less of her or hating her forbeing a Drow.

And fuck it, I know I did Sloane already but I have gothbirb headcanons coming out of my ass so I’ll do her again.

A) Tbh I like to think that her alias is something she put alot of thought into and something she identifies really strongly with. Like,ravens are obviously just objectively cool and fit the goth aesthetic she’sgoing for, but also I think growing up in Goldcliff (which I picture as beingjust like the American Southwest) she had a lot of experience observing themand felt kind of a kinship with them (and probably fed them to get them tofollow her around tbh). In some folklore, ravens are considered shapeshifterson account of how the sun reflects off their wings and makes them look likethey’re changing shape. I think that by assuming the persona of the Raven, shebecomes something more than what she appears to be, and it’s a bit of escapismfor her. (Also, ravens are known to be family-oriented and mate for life sothat proves fitting later on…)

B) It kinda breaks my heart whenever people draw her (orhalf-elves in general) with shorter/smaller ears than full-blooded elves,because in my head hers are long and twitchy! She’s pretty good at hiding howshe feels and not giving away too much with her body language, so her ears don’tnecessarily move around a ton to express how she’s feeling, but they doinvoluntarily react to sound, e.g. perking up when she hears a sudden noise.Hurley finds this adorable and exploits it to no end—like snapping her fingersnext to one of Sloane’s ears and then the other to make them pique alternatelyuntil Sloane finally gets fed up.

C) This is kind of more of a headcanon for half-elves ingeneral, but I remember seeing a post awhile back that said something along thelines of “D&D cryptid: a half-elf with a good relationship with theirfamily.” It was funny, but it did get me thinking: what’s a good narrativejustification for this? One of the answers, I think, is that half-elves grow ata rate that must be completely bewildering for their elven parents. They reachmaturity at around 20, compared to a full-blooded elf becoming an adult ataround 100. There’s probably a lot of potential for friction there as elvenparents are unable to handle or understand their kids as they mature soquickly. Plus, most half-elves don’t outlive their elf parents, and knowing you’remore than likely going to bury your kid one day has got to be hard. I think allof this was sort of the situation for Sloane growing up, and it was the sourceof a lot of the isolation she felt as a child.

D) She has big biker energy and actually prefers motorcyclesto battlewagons and that’s the tea.

LAWD this was a lot. Hope you like them!!!

[aerislei]

Dabi: Analysis and Headcanon

So, I can’t really discuss Dabi at length without the Dabi-is-Touya thing coming into play, so I’m blending that headcanon post and my general analysis of the guy. I was going to try to split them into two posts, but much like my discussion of Stain and Endeavor they are too woven together in my mind for it to be worth doing. One post or the other would suffer for it. So... here we are.

Warning, long ass post below

So, I was first exposed to the headcanon via fanfiction, that I probably should have been reading when I was but here we are. We’re shown this guy for like, no time at all in season 2. Just long enough for his design to be intriguing. And tag diving and fanfiction filled out a few small pieces without revealing much that I didn’t know about the guy already.

So let’s talk about what we know about this guy. We know he feels strongly about the Hero Killer’s cause - not Tomura’s but Stain’s. We are deliberately introduced to him with that knowledge. This particular brand of ideology reminds us that he doesn’t actually just want to watch the world burn... though I’m sure he does to an extent, but he has something against false heroes.

We know he doesn’t like or have much patience for Tomura, but he IS willing to work with him. We also get a shot of him, in season 3, just kind of massacring several ‘small fry’ villains because they weren’t the kind of people they needed. ... Now there are multiple reasons this could be a thing. But it felt like a call back, in a sense, to Stain not liking guys who were just killing without conviction, because they were no better than the false heroes. It could also have just been meant to tell us that Dabi is “slightly” unhinged.

He made a point about not giving Tomura his real name, stating, essentially, that it would be revealed when the time was right. Which I found to be really, really interesting given on the surface that seems like an odd thing to want to hide because all the other Villains shared their real names with each other. (Barring Tomura, ironically, but they didn’t know that at the time).

Now it could be his way of separating himself from them because he doesn’t trust them, but it could also be because I’m pretty sure if you go around telling people your last name is Todoroki you get noticed, fast.  It’d be hard not to, given it’s clear that Endeavor’s real name isn’t a great secret - else no one would have been so certain Shoto was his son, at the sports festival.

But there’s something else I want to put out here - when the Hideouts were attacked, Dabi’s name was, as far as I can recall, the only name not revealed by the Heroes who had been investigating. Now they make a point near his entrance, of stating that Dabi hasn’t done anything “flashy” but let’s be real here, if he’d been doing flashy shit with that quirk, Endeavor would have known.

Which brings us to... the fact that we know his quirk consists of blue flames.

Does anyone else remember Endeavor briefly using blue flames? because I do.

Yeah, that’s endeavor, using blue flames to blow up the Nomu’s head during the Stain arc fight.

So it’s established that Hellflame can generate blue flames. I would consider it to be absolutely not much of a jump to say the Hellflame quirk could have mutated into primarily blue flames in one of Endeavor’s children. Cremation, or whatever we decide to call Dabi’s quirk, is essentially Hellflame turned up to 11. And being realistic we haven’t seen that many similar quirks. The only other ‘similar’ pair I have off the top of my head is Tetsutetsu and Kirishima, and they are fundamentally different in a way that “generating and controlling [differently colored] flames” just... aren’t.

... It’s far harder to find a good shot of endeavor’s eyes than I realized. Anyway, so the lighting difference is baaad, but look at this shot, and then look at Dabi up there - the eyes are not that far apart in coloration. In the second shot, in very similar lighting, Shoto’s teal eye is slightly lighter than Dabi’s but the coloration is, again, not very far apart.

Speaking of that night. Couple things of note: it could have been because he didn’t have to, they had what they wanted, but Dabi made no genuine attempt to hurt any of our three idiots rescuers - Shoji, Shoto, and Midoriya were merely batted away when it came to Dabi - now, Toga is another story but you know.  He didn’t have to, of course, he had the others to do it, and like Spinner he may have some small amount of respect for Shoto and Midoriya, at least, because they continue to selflessly sacrifice themselves to protect their friends.

But this does, again, highlight something pretty important - one, it’s a reminder that he believes in the hero killer’s ideology, and two, regardless of his apparent enjoyment in killing, he doesn’t actually do so indiscriminately.

There’s something else about this scene I found very interesting - he gets the ball holding Bakugo, narrowly stopping Shoto from grabbing it, says something like "That's sad... Shoto...Todoroki." and I feel like that’s the only name he used the entire time, despite the fact that Shoto is not the only one who’s well known at this point. It’s an odd thing to latch onto, but here I am. ... Also I can’t quite describe those expressions, tbh, because I’m terrible at it, but... something about them that I can’t quite get out of my head. *shrug*

So, moving on a little. Ages. The wiki gives Dabi’s age as ‘early 20s’ but I can’t actually figure out where that’s coming from. Even so, that gives us a rough cut off of 24/25. Toya’s age isn’t given at all. Shoto is the youngest at 15, Natsuo is 19, and a college student. Fuyumi is 22 and a teacher. Considering that was still early in their marriage, he could be 23/24 and that would still fit into the window of Dabi’s “early twenties”. So let’s call him 23, just a year older than Fuyumi, for the purpose of the rest of this discussion.

So the only thing this really left, for me, is ... why? I’ve spent a lot of time musing on that one, so hang with me here and we’ll go over the way I see it at the moment with the pieces of the puzzle that we have.

Touya would be the eldest Todoroki, he would have been the first to age out of that destructive house. But here’s the thing - he was the oldest he had to spend his entire life watching his father abuse his mother - all the way until Shoto was burned. He was a “failure”, but he was also the eldest, the one his father should have been proud of.

There could be an element of jealousy for the fact that each time a new child was conceived Endeavor looked to them to give him what he wanted. He was the first, he probably had his own cruel training early on, that may or may not have continued depending on his sibling’s quirks (we still don’t know Fuyumi’s or Natsuo’s.). Now, Touya was 8 when Shoto was born, which means he was at most 12 when Shoto was pushed into training and he got a reprieve - but he also had to shoulder the guilt of knowing what his youngest brother was being put through.

And then Rei dumped boiling water on Shoto, and the one source of love and comfort other than his younger siblings was sent away. But he was the oldest, he was supposed to be the strong one. Based on the flashbacks, Shoto was 5 or 6 when Rei snapped, which means... Touya here was only 13 or 14 when their mother went away. That’s pretty young to suddenly have at least two of his three younger siblings looking up to him because remember, Endeavor paid them basically no attention, Shoto was the one that mattered after his quirk manifested.

That’s pretty much prime placement for something like Stain’s ideals to break in. Touya grew up with first hand experience of one of the top heroes of the nation - and that top hero was by all accounts of his family a terrible person - at the time. I’m sure it took a few years, whether Touya stayed in that house with his family or he ran away as a teen before he came of age. 

But at some point after he got away from Endeavor, Stain’s ideals became known. And in the darkness of Touya’s heart, darkness that is born of his hatred for Endeavor, and potentially for the society that left him and his siblings to suffer at Endeavor’s hands, Dabi was born - because Stain was right. False heroes were hurting people. They were merely using their positions for their own personal gain. And Touya already bore the scars of a hero just like that so of course someone aiming to make it stop would be intriguing to him.

Forcing a rebirth of the world in fire and blood may be wrong, it may be evil from it’s roots all the way to it’s execution but the ideals that brought it on were put into place by MHA’s modern society. 

As for where it goes from here... I’m not sure. I look forward to seeing more about Dabi going forward. If I’m right, in reference to him being Touya, I suspect there will be some kind of conflict between him and Endeavor, whether he is recognized or not.

On the other hand, that’s one of those conflicts that’s likely regardless - after all Endeavor is currently our number one hero, thanks to All Might’s retirement.

I think my favorite part about this show though is that, for the most part, the villains are just as interesting and deep as the good guys.

[lirulii]

Onwards AU- Tribe hcs

I’ve started a trend of picking up THM headcanons because they’re nON EXISTENT lmao

or at least from what I hear

This round is for the Onwards AU (post-THM au), with the Tribe of Three being roughly 18-21 here 

((I’ll also include William and Kaznim because they’re dear to my heart))

-Ferdie eventually starts going through a small internship on a fashion shop, carrying cloth and measuring people

-Then she starts rising through the ranks, gaining fame for her embroidery on cloth

-And then she likes it

-OH GOD SHE LIKES IT

-She ends up getting an apprenticeship and is soon to buy the business from the current owner, who wants to retire to an Iberian beach already

-She’s a ruthless businesswoman and always ends up with the most ridiculous business deals which work out in her favor,,,somehow

-Ferdie is also the one who makes Tod’s graduation dress, her current work tunic also (Sep also asks to get his tunic made)

-William, when he’s off-time, is still very close and very dear to Ferd and he helps out in the shop 

-They still play the string game in StarChaser with all the juiciest gossip

-It’ s not like Ferdie WANTS all the gossip and has an amount of secrets rivaling Sally Mullin’s,,, it’ s a fashion shop. It just happens 

-Oskar is still working with Ephaniah as a mechanic, with some medical exp too since Ephaniah has been decreasing of health lately- not enough to be fatal, he’s just getting older

-He subs in as a scribe and is always sneaking Tod in and out of the Ancient Ways or getting to talk to her a little more

-Hairdresser: Ms. Todhunter Moon, what would you like me to help you with?

Tod, deadass serious: an elflock

the SH fandom: nO!!!

Tod: TWO elflocks

-She has them as braids that go around the back of her head- with a blue bead at the start of each braid

-William takes after his pseudo-cousin AND his uncle Nicko and does sailor beads in his hair. Reactions are, being optimistic, mixed

-Ferd leaves her hair long, Oskar ties his up in a ponytail (and maybe a small elflock every once in a while because Tod makes him), and Tod grows her hair out, starting when she was roughly 16

-It’s the first time she grows her hair after her mom’s death

-Kaznim works as the Red City assistant, guiding Septimus around, and is also taking up her mother’s trade

-At some point, most likely directly after StarChaser, Kaznim and Tod realize they’re related! They have some talk after that

-In fact, Kaznim takes her to the Draa campsite when Tod begins traveling for Castle alliances, and it becomes her temporary home for around 3 months.

-Kaznim is still kind of distant to Dandra, eventually gets over it

-Kaznim: TOD!! BAREV!

Tod: Ba-what-now

-Kaznim has to teach Tod Armenian (since it’s implied the Draas come from an area near Armenia or in Armenia proper). Kaznim suffers.

-William has a keen interest, apart from Magyk, in Alchemie. Marcellus is really fond of him and is more than willing to teach him some

-Simon also teaches him some!

-I haven’t tackled it but yes I headcanon William to get an apprenticeship in the wizard tower! Takes after uncle Sep a lot

-Tod leaves a month after her graduation to start the founding of Castle alliances around the world and comes back roughly a year later, in her late nineteens- early 20s

-The sudden separation left a lot of unsolved conflict and tension between Oskar and Tod- and her sudden return makes things between them even more cold and awkward. Ferd spends an uncomfortable 8 months playing messenger and trying to get them to settle down and get things straightened out

-William outcooks his mom, his dad, and his uncle Sep and those are just facts

-Ferdie suddenly starts getting pearl jewelry in her mail starting in her 20s and no one knows where it came from- she never finds out who it’s actually from

-Barney Pot, being some 14 years old when THM starts, also hangs out with Tribe occasionally, with some slight flirting on the side ((s’all for fun though))

-Flirting to whom? All three of course

-Oskar does get that Orm automata done for his graduation project!! It works  and the angriest he’s ever gotten at the Ormlet is when it tried to eat his creation of some 6-months

-He’s also fluent in Sign Language, English and Greek- Ephaniah’s ancestor language. You could argue he’s considerably worse at Greek though.

-Lucy often gives Ferdie ribbons in exchange for embroidery lessons. 

-The transition from being teacher-apprentice to coworkers is weird for Tod and Sep, as well as for Osk and Ephaniah

-Ferdie: Tod,,,what are feelings,,,im,,,,girls,,,what is love,,,

Tod, local demisexual:,,,,,baby don’t hurt me?? no more???

-I do hc Ferdie as panro! She’s very confused throughout her teens rip 

-Ferdie also takes after Lucy and puts ribbons in her hair, and ribbons  and flowers in her spring hats. It becomes a running trend, much favored by the Good Queen herself

-The Tribe and Will go ice skating in the winter- all three are complete messes and William has to teach these grown ass adults to balance themselves

-Ferd and Oskar stay in the Heap-Gringe household when they’re in the Castle, and are raised in Alchemie and some basic Magyk. Tod’s happily impressed

-Oskar’s walked out with his magnifying glasses and caused local panic because bUG MAN 

-They still take naps together because tHEYRE DORKS (tired dorks), sleepovers are less rare but involve a lot of salt on coworkers. The Tribe also ocassionally goes on ice cream parlor outings in the summer

-After her growing paranoia in the Red City, Tod has a sword made in the Draa camp, naming it Hamasteghut’yun ((Amernian for constellation)). She has an UnSeen on it and practices in private.

-After declining her mother’s offer of her own blade, Kaznim also gets a throwing knife crafted, called Halatsum (persecution)

-Kaznim has an,,interesting adolescence w her family (( that’s another post tho))

-Ferdie is the only one to not have a graduation party ((Tod has her own and Oskar has the Manuscriptorium annual)) so the Heaps throw her this huge ass party when she’s 21 to compensate.

-Tod wears heeled boots to be more intimidating and it KIND OF works,,, Ferdie, on the other hand, can stare down any man at her small height and send them running

-Official heights:

Osk: 5′11″

Will: 6′0″

Kaznim: 5′7″

Tod: 5′2″

Ferdie: 4′11″

-Tod has unexpected encounters with a certain Syrah Syara, who’s personality she’s drawn to. Sep has a very hard time talking to her about Syrah.

-Tod’s dyed honey-blond strands come from her visit to what would then be called France, given to her by the people before an international ball. She sticks with it for much of her life.

-Oskar’s fascination with the Dragon Boat guides him to hang out with Jenna more- who always wanted a younger brother. A nice friendship forms, although he’s still terrified of her, as one rightly should.

-Oskar picks up ukulele and guitar, Ferdie picks up viola and flute. Tod’s good with hand drums and singing, Kaznim with cymbals and Armenian percussion, and Will likes violin and xylophones

-The Sarn twins rent out an apartment when they’re grown in the Castle

-the neon glow-in-the-dark sunglasses was Oskar’s idea. They also have two sets of roller blades and the raddest scooters

-Will owns his own roller blades

-William grows to be the affection of everyone with his uncle’s charisma, his father’s kindness, and his badassery at lacrosse

-Famous/Iconic jewelry:

-Osk: leather bracelet from the draa camp, silver ring with a melting pair of wings (his first attempt at crafting jewelry), multi-purpose bracelet (think an army knife but,,not), cord necklace with painted glass beads and his golden universal Manuscriptorium key. Onyx earring mayb?

-Ferdie: Amethyst-and-silk bracelet ((shared with Tod)), all that pearl jewelry from before changed out into rotations, platinum ring Simon, William, and Lucy gave her, Leather twin chokers with a variety of charms, from a small crochet man to an elegant ruby set

-Tod: her iconic snake ring, ‘Find a way’ ring that she shares with Sep, Amethyst bracelet, leather bracelet from the draa camp, Gold-and-labradorite earrings, star necklace with draa beads as well

-The tribe sneaked out together in their late teens to walk around and admire the night lights. Cats always seem to be accompanying them- it’s a mystery

-All three have middle names: Ferdie’s is Lilliann, Oskar’s Liam, and Tod’s is Diana ((although her Draa family insisted Cassi always wanted a daughter named Seraldi)) They use each other’s middle name when they’re mad pissed

-Tod and Kaznim have two last names- the first from their mother, the second from their father.

-William is by far the most enthusiastic apprentice ever- he’s the happiest cleaning out the pyramid library.

-Out of the entire tribe, Ferdie is the most apt at self-defense, armed and unarmed.

-She’s also real buff she’s bench-pressed Oskar once or twice- and the guy built muscle from carrying heavy items

-In their actual vacation, back in the pathfinder village, they always set Vega out to the Path, tie the boat to one of the white markers and quietly talk until late midnight- pointing out constellations, conversing of the past , and falling asleep until the next day, bright at dawn. Dan and Rosie receive a lot of fish from sleepy, early-morning fishing from all three adults involved.

Expect more I have over three pages and I’m so ready

[raccoonsinqueen]

I’mlateateverythingIdo Part 2! The Askening!!

I am SO sorry!

He’d prolly pretend he didn’t know.

But trust me, he’s well aware.

Well, it was LIGHTLY (emphasis on lightly!) mentioned/hinted at a few times, but all of them hold a sentry station except for Black, who is second in command of the Royal Guard in a town that holds most of underfell’s inhabitants, just like underground. The Royal Guard was picked back up after monsters realized that some humans wouldn’t accept them, so they needed to form the RG again to protect their cities. Except for the city that holds underfell’s inhabitants, they had planned to keep the RG from the beginning.

Though, their jobs aren’t the reason why they are rich (though, Black does bring home a considerable amount of money from unfair taxes to him and the other RG, but he still doesn’t make as much as Sans who’s multiple jobs and hotdog stands somehow make almost twice as much as Black). It was also hinted at that the reason why they were rich was because Monster currency was straight up gold, and that’s valuable to humans. Though, monsters and humans don’t usually trade often, but Sans has his ways of making transactions.

91251!! GOING ON 10,000 THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

I honestly didn’t think my crappy fic would get past 100 when I first started!

Okay, either you keep sending me messages like this, or four of you are, like, super thirsty for some bloodorange.

Which is entirely valid, and you don’t have to worry b/c I’m working on something special for some lovely bloodorange.

The reason why this fic is so long is because YOU GUYS KEEP SENDING ME REALLY GOOD PROMPTS, I’LL BE SAVING THIS ONE TO MY LIST THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

It’s just UF!Sans, that wasn’t from my fanfiction, but thank you tho <3

Scarlet is for anger, deep red is for lust, and pink is for love.

(It was supposed to be a mix between deep red and pink, because it was his fantasy) 

This goes the same for UF!Papyrus!

Master Black stopped. He let go of the humans limp neck, his breath heaving. But hers... wasn’t anymore.

“...SLAVE.” 

He experimentally poked at the motionless body. Nothing happened.

“HUMAN, WAKE UP.” He shook her this time. No response.

“HUMAN!” Violently shaking her, he tried to wake her from her slumber, but to no avail.

Master Black started to panic. He was furious with the girl, livid beyond all imagination. He wanted to see her suffer, take back the biting words that stung his insecurities more than she would ever know, falling terrified of him so she would never fight him like that again.

But he didn’t want to... He didn’t want...

Master Black ran to the kitchen grabbing a bucket and filling it with water. He returned with record timing, dumping the freezing contents on the girl. 

Nothing.

Master Black did it again and again and again, before eventually giving up and going back to shaking her. She can’t be dead, she can’t be dead, she can’t be dead! He had seen too much death in his life, but this was one he could not handle! She had to be fine, she had to be fine, she HAD TO BE FINE!!

Master Black scooped up the corpse in his arms and ran to the one place that wouldn’t make him feel like throwing up.

“SANS!!” He banged on the fourth door to the second door, right next to his. “SANS! SANS OPEN UP NOW!!”

Master Red opened the door slowly, before all at once at the sight of Master Black. “b-boss? are you alright, why are you crying?”

Crying? Master Black didn’t even notice the thick, red globs of magic welling up down his eyesockets. 

“SANS, THE HUMAN WON’T WAKE UP! FIX THIS!!” Master Black almost threw the human girl at Master Red, who stared at the limp body in confusion.

But confusion soon turned into horror.

“oh stars, papyrus...” Master Red gently tucked a strand of hair behind the lifeless body’s ear. “you...”

“I-I DIDN’T MEAN IT!! I DIDN’T WANT-T TO! THE H-HUMAN-!!” Master Black started to hiccup as he fell knelt down next to your body. “I-I-IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

“i know, paps. i know.” Master Red soothingly rubbed Master Black’s cheek, comforting the emotionally distraught monster. “it wasn’t your fault, it’s okay.”

This consoled Master Black, his voice going silent and the only noise coming from him being his hiccups.

Master Red’s mind seemed to be on other matters. “but if sans or the others find out... we’ll end up like fell and raspberry.”

“NO-!”

“don’t worry, paps. i’ll take care of this.” Master Black leaned into his brother’s touch as he rubbed his cheek. “just remember, y/n ran away and nothing happened between you too. can you remember that for me, bro?”

Master Black nodded, timidly.

“you’re so good, paps.” Master Red kissed his brothers forehead. “don’t worry, this will all be taken care of in the morning. promise. it’ll be o-!!”

Suddenly, the door was slammed open, revealing Prince Papyrus on a majestic white steed and a sword on his hip.

“OUT OF THE WAY, FOOLS!” He jumped off his horse, and tossed the two devils into the trash.

Prince Papyrus smooched the lifeless body with the passion of a thousand fairytales, causing her to wake!!

“Gasp!” The human princess batted her eyelashes, “Prince Papyrus, you saved me! I was under the awful curse by that horrid, spiky villain!! Thank you!”

“ALL IN A DAYS WORK, PRINCESS!” He posed dramatically.

“Come! Let us wed!” The princess jumped into the princes arms and they rode away in the sunset to live happily ever after.

...

Master Black blinked. “WHAT THE F

*sweats* time to catch up on my classics brb.

I love the idea, but I can’t imagine anyone asking “What’s the most pathetic thing you’ve seen.” in a game of truth or dare, it’s a little obscure. But I like the thought of them being called out on their patheticness.

WELP SAVING THIS ONE TO THE LIST

At some point, hopefully!

That just happened in the nightmare chapters, but here’s some food for thought:

If Master Sans were to find out that Ms. Y/n was coming to the end of her dept and would be leaving them sooner than expected, could his disgusting and horrid side force him to pay her family less and less so that Y/n could stay longer?

Sans: please stop making me the scum of the earth.

Yes, but it doesn’t have Undertale stuff, just Pretty Cure and other magical girl stuff.

I don’t take bribes!!! But if you enjoy my stuff enough that you’d like to make me fanart, then I’d be honored! <3 PS Your awesome too.

I won’t be doing Mafiatale, since that’s set in the 20s in my headcanon, but I have something that you may be looking for coming up.

*sweats* time to catch up on the musicals!

Contact me! I don’t have an email or google+ that I’m willing to share, but if you just submit it to me, I can read it and I won’t post it!! Go to my @raccoonsinqueen-taxes blog to submit it to me, thank you SO much!!

No, your just a really great person.

Me too, but really the only person MC could talk to would be herself. So here are my headcanon designs for the MC that works for US only and the MC that works for UF only in Fluff: Part 3. USMC in the blue is always tired and submissive, while UFMC in the red is much more strongwilled and defiant. But they both understand eachothers hardships, and put their differences aside for the sake of friendship!!

Sorry, my magical girl is showing.

Everything you stand for is a blessing on this sin forsaken website!!

Yes, good eye there champ! *swings basketball bat into the touchdown*

I’m actually going to come back to this one because it’s 3 AM, BUT I WON’T FORGET!!

You don’t have bad english, your english is just fine! And yes, I’m definitely going to write your idea it may take a while, because I have a bunch of ideas lined up, but I’ll get to it!

I’ve thought about that, but I don’t think so. I do have the headcanon that they have a cat outside of my fanfiction, but inside my fanfiction if anyone were to get a pet it would be Y/n and probably a cat or maybe a spider. 

Side note, I have a pet spider. She’s super cute and I named her after Muffet. She’s a tarantula <3

ALSO! Super special shoutout to that one anon who messaged me like every chapter they read!!

YOU ROCK!!

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1. Is there a muse that you wish gets more attention? If I had to pick I would like to play around with Itsuki a little more.2. If you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?Mel by far. She's my original character and such a sweetheart I can't help but love her.3. Which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?Definitely Itsuki. He's an ancient creature with vast wisdom and experience. Has a comforting paternal presence. It's really difficult getting into the mindset of a parent that always seems to know what someone needs to feel better. 4. Is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?That would be Itsuki. He's getting a bit more interest these days though.5. If you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?That would probably be Saint. The guy has a lot of darkness to him. If Mel's family hadn't gotten involved he would probably have ended up a serial killer. I definitely love him but he's my "least" favorite. Not by too much though.6. Which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?Mel. It's been over 3 years with her. She's my baby and the others came from her world being fleshed out.7. Which one of your muses has the most ships?Definitely Mel. My precious baby gets passed around more than a basketball. But that's what happens when you have an open heart like hers. 8. What is each of your muses otps? notps?Itsuki- OTP: Seiji/NOTP: Mars( Itsuki is not a fan of bottoming and acknowledging Mars as sexual invariably leads to being reminded Mel is sexually active)Saint- OTP: Xia( he technically shares it with Mel)/NOTP: Mars (for him it's a pride thing)Mel: OTP: There is just too many to list at this point/NOTP: Rene(vampire) or Belial (demon prince)9. Why were you drawn to each one of your characters?Mel was a character in my head since I was a teenager. My roommate introduced me to Tumblr and she was the only character I felt strong enough attachment for to actually try. As she got put into the world the others started becoming more prominent figures and I got curious how they would react as well. 10. Which muse is the most fun to write for?Saint. He's a roller coaster to play. I never know if he's going to be sweet on someone and play nice or just go raging bastard. He's only cordial if he wants to or has been ordered to. Even if the target can kill him.11. Is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?I actually have a side blog for them already, but I don't really like bringing them out. It's a pair of Cheshire Cats. They are twins and have an interesting background, but they are extremely over powered. I don't want to frustrate people with that but I can't get rid of it because that would completely change their concept. 12. What is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?There's a few things to know. Most are going to be discussed in other questions so I'm going to focus on the issue of shipping.Mel- open marriage and bi. She's available for ships but unless its a pre established thing it's unlikely for it to happen fast. She does have a weakness for really cute people though.Saint- he's in an open relationship too, but shipping is very unlikely. He is capable of being demisexually attracted to women but is predominantly gay. He's happy in his current relationship. If he's been with someone before he might be willing to keep it going. But any new person he would have to be very interested in and get permission from his fiancé. Itsuki- Bi and in a committed relationship. He's completely unavailable for any more romantic shipping. It's a monogamous relationship but even if they were to break up he has no actual interest in relationships. He's with his current lover because they were his best friend and a deep love he had before his death. 13. What’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?Saint is very well endowed. It's a running gag but he actually hates it. He's often scared he will hurt his partner. Thats why the majority of his partners he bottomed for.Mel has daddy issues. She has a big weakness for strong paternal figures, especially if they are of the ancient variety. In the main verse there's actually one guy she will call daddy in a sexual situation. Itsuki has several times pissed on an enemy's grave. It's used as a humiliation punishment for terrible people that caused a lot of suffering. 14. Which muse has the most aus or verses?Mel is an au queen. Plus unless it's a past au from before she was born she generally has a role in the aus of the others. 15. Can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?Itsuki- (over 1,000 years. Not certain the exact amount)Saint- 27Mel- 23 16. Which muse is most willing to fight another muse?Saint is almost always ready to bust heads. 17. Do your muses get along with each other?They are family and they love and would die for each other. I think there's only been tension once when Saint called Mel a whore. He apologized very quickly and still feels like crap for it. 18. Would you ship any of your muses together? who?Mel and Saint are happily shipped together. The rules on incest are pretty lose with wolves, but parent/child is a big no no. So Itsuki would never be shipped with them.19. For each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?I do miss getting to interact with Dereks and Scotts from the teen wolf fandom. 20. Have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?This blog accidentally became multimuse. It's more difficult but still a lot of fun.21. Which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?Saint's asshole persona makes him troublesome when it comes to interaction. I'm always worried he's going to traumatize someone or get himself killed.22. Which muse is most likely to make new friends?Being persistent and a sweetheart makes Mel the one most likely to get new friends. 23. Which muses’ fandom do you like the best?Technically they are all from the Teen Wolf fandom.24. Is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?They are OCs so no one else plays them, and even the faceclaims are rare. 25. Which muse do people send the most asks for?I believe that's still Mel.26. Which muse is most likely to have kids?Mel and Itsuki already have them, but Mel's the only one likely to have more. Itsuki is unwilling and Saint is unable. 27. Is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?Not that I'm aware of.28. Can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?1.Itsuki, he's ancient so he can best just about every human and most monsters.2.Mel is a born wolf and an alpha. That makes her stronger than humans and a lot of monsters.3.Saint, he was always a strong person and becoming a wolf amplified it. 29. Which muse are you considering deleting?I'm not considering deleting any of them. 30. Most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?It's a fun challenge playing all of them. Made me a lot more willing to try out another multimuse blog for Mel's pups.