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my least favorite use of agab language is when people call you like "an afab/amab" like it's a noun
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*In this scenario you and your sexual partner/s are these things/pretend to be these things.
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i hate that adhd is like
day 1: can’t focus on anything
day 2: can’t focus on anything
day 3: can’t focus on anything
day 4: hyperfocus on researching something unimportant for hours and suddenly realize that you’re Very overdue for food and you also have to pee so badly
day 5: can’t focus on anything
#-_-#guy who’s making lunch at 4#my blood sugar died#and then starting His Actual Tasks for the day. sigh
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nevertheless my yummy persists
genuinely very sad that the teriyaki chicken i made came out dry. it’s not bad, it’s just not saucy like i had expected
#cw meat#<- idk if that’s a thing but just in case#and Yes i shredded it bc i like shredded chicken#it’s actually very delicious#just not what i was anticipating
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genuinely very sad that the teriyaki chicken i made came out dry. it’s not bad, it’s just not saucy like i had expected
#i’m guessing our crockpot is bigger than the one the recipe used bc the liquid barely covered the chicken#oh well
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HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don't fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE'S WHAT I DID!!!
it's important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don't randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose "terminated account" as your reason.
include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can't send it from that email, just include it in the message.
include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven't broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU'RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase "I'm sure you understand the importance of this" which is corporatespeak for "FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD" and that seemed to get their attention.
you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there's a chance they'll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don't bother with that.
if they don't respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you're not responding to an address with "noreply" in it!
REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it's terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck
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sigh. the discourse is quite literally maddening
#i’m actually not supposed to be here. brain is supposed to be RESTING#it’s just. can we all be so fucking fr here
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its so funny when people are like "omg she's just using her status as a trans woman as a shield against criticism!". hey check out myawesome magnetic shield that attracts every bullet in a 100 mile radius
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my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want
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the funny thing is that as much as i’d like to support those communities, i don’t even want to have that social of a job. i want to be able to mainly work from home and not talk to people. bestie why are you trying to get jobs that you don’t even want. brush up on your russian and get a remote translation job you fool
not me genuinely wondering if i should learn one of Very uncommon (in the US) and Very difficult languages to be able to get a better job working with the large communities of immigrants in the place i’m moving to. instead of just oh idk. dusting off my skills in the language i literally have a degree in and is the 9th most spoken language in the country and the 6th in this location. or god forbid SPANISH
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