#like girls wut??

[comebackali]

made the mistake of going into taria damsin's tag and there are several posts about how it's so refreshing that taria's "not just a plot device to die just to add pain and angst to obi wan’s life" and it's so nice she's not just another "female character used as a disposable plot device to show us how different he is from anakin" and not just "a mirror to anakin and padme"

as if she was not introduced in a book LITERALLY JUST TO DIE AND CAUSE OBI WAN ANGST. specifically in the form of anakin. to whom they compare SPECIFICALLY IN THE TEXT his relationship with padme. as if she was not LITERALLY INTRODUCED AS A DISPOSABLE (killed within the same two part book series that she was introduced in) PLOT DEVICE to compare anakin to obi wan. how different they react to loved ones dying, romantic attachments, etc. as if she wasn't introduced specifically to cause angst AND puff up obi wan AND stir up obi wan anakin padme drama (babygirl is multitasking!). as if anakin and obi wan don't have a WHOLE ASS ARGUMENT ABOUT IT where they COMPARE THEM DIRECTLY to anakin and padme. IN THE TEXT ITSELF.

[flamemittens]

Gale and the Netherese Orb

Following on from the discussion regarding Gale's post-stabilisation side effects via @this-is-a-job-for-vesemir (here and here):

[planetclosed]

the thoughts r getting bad. i might use my vent again jst to like. write shit i dunno how to say out loud.

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

[azuremallone]

Just Azzy Things

[elrondsscribe]

Also I’m feeling petty today, so I’m posting this little gem of an exchange from Twitter:

So that was one thing, but then there was this big brain reply:

And the crown jewel:

So OP … are Anne Rice’s books camp, or are they “pure essentialist vibes?” Are they subversive or are they hegemonic?

And like. It’s a fiction novel? What would “analysis” look like to you, Lestat reciting Judith Butler word for word to Gabrielle?

[disappointmentthemusical]

imagine saving urself for marriage n finding out on ur wedding night they got an annoying moan

[boobachu]

Aunno like

Even tho SonAmy is how I was introduced to the internet and met some lifelong friends there, the most I like the Sonic/Amy dynamic when it comes to romance is Amy tries to glomp Sonic and he does an epic dodge and she dies badly.

Then she kills him.

Like I see their romance as a comedy act more than romance. Like it's sweet seeing art of Sonic swooning her or whatever but that feels as in-place as an office clerk A.U.

Just Sonic's working at the county clerk, like hey Sonic I need to change my name here's the judge order uh what's that court fee waiver where I'm poor yeah that.

Like that'd never happen in a game! I don't expect Sonic to date Amy in a game. Like the one time that happened it was a fucking joke leaving you wondering if the whole game actually happened or if it was Sonic's excuse to why he totally ditched her.

Like while it's funny to joke about Sonic x Elise and Sonic x Knuckles (cuz two games made it seem like they're dating) that just doesn't fit Sonic. Even in America canon the romance just felt kinda pointless.

If someone ever wrote a Sonic romance well I think the best they could hope for is being really fucking weird.

Tho yeah, Amy not being able to try and rape Sonic anymore cuz people find it annoying is a big loss for the character.

[disneydatass]

[ferie-anon]

🐬 Astro observations🐬

🧺 fire moons being in a earth house is very balanced, making them responsible yet passionate and understanding

🧺 sag risings or having rising in a sag degree may grow out their hair

🧺 scorpio moon in 12th house may listen to rock and punk music to maximize feeling their deep emotions

🧺 mercury in 11th house are viewed as friendly or chill, often seen as a person who is a social butterfly

🧺 gemini sun with fire or air rising being into pop culture. They know the ins and out with the internet and celebrity tea. They live in a burrow on the internet 🫡

🧺 capricorn mercury will not hesitate to ask questions. They be the type to be direct and ask for stuff if they are confused. I like their honest and direct approach.

🧺 Sag + scorpio or leo + scorpio in birthchart = rockstar/musician vibes 🎸

🧺 My friend and I notice scorpio/8th house placements in a guy’s chart tend to do boxing 🥊

🧺 In general heavy scorpio energy in the chart or mars scorpio may tend to work out in general, being physically active due to scorpio’s traditional planet ruler being mars.

🧺 I notice mercury in cardinal signs (aries, cancer, libra) tend to use emojis and gifs a lot to emote in their text messages or to put more meaning into their text.

🧺 It seems like virgo mars tend to try out ballet or pick it up as a hobby. I find it interesting that most of my friends with virgo mars have taken ballet classes before as a child.

🧺 Cancer risings could be seen as nurturing, or having a compassionate and understanding nature, ppl may at times open up to them easily or become friends with them and start talking ab themselves to these individuals becuz they feel comfortable with them.

🧺 Aries moon always seems to have so many mini talents stacked away. It can be anything creative such as music, editing, or artistic. They’re very down to explore hobbies that allow them to express themselves and indulge in creatively.

🧺 I notice the ones with very friendly and bright smiles tend to have heavy gemini energy in their chart. Gemini rising, gemini stellium, 3rd house stellium, etc

🧺 Moon conjunct moon synastry in friends is cute and funny, you guys naturally gravitate towards each others presence and notice any emotions or actions. Like sometimes you guys just stare at each other like 👁️-👁️ and observe each other, and stick together most of the time.

🧺 I notice fire suns with leo in their big 3 sorta give off a “hot cheeto girl” vibe or aura. They may prefer a fierce and bold look, via makeup or clothing style.

🧺 Virgo moon in 4th individuals could be very intuitive, or an intuitive gut instinct.

🧺 Pisces mars/cancer mars, cancer stellium/pisces stellium in men could give off momma’s boy vibes, or they have a close relationship with their mom. Just from wut I’ve observed tho. 👁️^👁️

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for ditching my boyfriend in a shady area? (even though he ditched me first and i was scared?)

pretty much what it says on the tin. personally i think i am absolutely not the asshole but we’ll see i guess.

we were on a road trip through the states when the car started making a weird sound, so he pulled over.

(keep in mind, it’s dark and we’re in the middle of fucking nowhere)

the exact problems with the engine aren’t relevant, but he said it wasn’t working properly and there was steam coming out of the engine, so i say call AAA.

he says “no, they’ll take too long.”

i say “so what do you think we should do then???”

he. fucking. says. “i’ll stand on the side of the road and see if someone’s willing to help us.”

at this point i’m starting to freak out like NO no no there’s been so many reports of crime here we are not about to ACTIVELY ENCOURAGE creeps to come get us.

i say “i’m not doing that” but apparently that was the wrong thing to say because he’s all like “don’t worry i will :) stay with the car and make sure it’s safe :) love you babe :)” god

now i’m like this is straight out of a fucking horror movie right. i am scared out of my goddamn mind. he gets out of the car and i am left ALONE just trying to avoid looking out the windows into the darkness.

he opens the door again and i get the fright of my life but he just says “i’m gonna go with someone to get fuel. stay here and lock the doors :)” like WHAT THE FUCK please please don’t do this you cannot leave me alone but hes already shut the door and i’m not going outside so i lock it like he says.

he’s gone for TWO FUCKING HOURS and i was scared out of my goddamn mind. there were creepy sounds the Whole Time and every little thing was petrifying and headlights kept passing by and it was horrible.

anyway eventually i get out and check and man door hand hook car door

What are these acronyms?

[darlingsfandom]

Heyyyyyy, so we know Cillian likes boobs... But what about reader 👀!! Could we get a fic about reader being obsessed with something of Cillians... Maybe his hair or hands... Or something else haha!

Aren’t we all obsessed with the amazing dilf???

TW: fingering, face fucking, ball sucking , facial, swearing, not proofread.

Eyes, lips, nose , fingers , hips and more! You loved every inch of Cillian. He was sculpted by the gods on your eyes. He always looked good!

“Baby girl?” He asked as he waved his hand in your face.

“Yes?” You blinked.

“Are ya okay? Ya keep lookin at me and sayin nothin.” Cillian felt your forehead with the back of his hand. You looked down at your legs before he picked your head back up. “Ya don’t feel sick or look sick, wuts goin on?”

“Fuck me!” You blurted out. You quickly shut your mouth as Cillian rubbed the back of his neck. He looked around the room to see if anyone had heard you since he was in the middle of a photo shoot . If you had thought with your brain instead of your pussy your face wouldn’t be so red right now. He grabbed your hand and excused himself for a break before he took you to his dressing room.

“Baby girl, I fucked you before bed, this morning before the shoot and now you need me again? Yer becomin a very greedy girl.” Cillian sat with you the couch as you played with your thumbs.

“I can’t help it! You just look so good all the time!” You whined rubbing your thighs together and it didn’t go unnoticed. Cillian placed his hand on your exposed knee and pulled your legs apart. His fingers slowly slid up and over until he felt the wetness leaking out of you. His eyebrows furrowed together as he easily pushed his fingers into you making you grip his wrists. “Baby girl, ya didn’t wear any panties out in public ? Naughty girl! Anyone coulda seen yer pretty little cunt!” His fingers slowly twisted inside of you making you whine. Cillian watched as his worked you over.

“Wanted to make it easier for you!” You mumbled out. Cillian pulled out his fingers and licked them clean before he stood up in front of you. He toyed with the zipper on his pants making you sit up forward. “I want your cock! Please!” You begged as he stood there with a smirk that made you clench around nothing.

“I dunno baby girl, ya’ve been so greedy, it’s almost like yer obsessed with me and my cock.” Cillian put his hand down his pants to squeeze his aching boner.

“I am! I love you and that big cock of yours! Fills me nice and deep!” You leaned back against the couch and lifted your legs before spreading them to show off your dripping cunt. His eyes went wide while he licked his lips.

“That’s because your cunt is mine!” Before you could respond you felt the sting of his slap against your cunt.

“All yours!!” You moaned out. A pout fell on your lips as he pulled out his cock but surprise ran through your veins when he pulled down your legs, grabbed your hair and pulled you down onto your knees. A smirk played on your lips. You loved when he was rough with you. Cillian grabbed his dick and tapped the head of it against your lips making you open up.

“Good girl! Ya know yer a good little cock sucker.” His words made you wet. You eagerly wrapped your lips around the head but Cillian couldn’t help himself, he pulled your mouth down his cock until your nose brushed his happy trail. You gagged a little bit before he let you back up. Once you relaxed your throat you went all the way down until your nose was once again in his happy trail. He kept his hand on the back of your head as you sucked on his cock like a good girl.

“Fuck, that’s my good girl!” He praised you as you swirled your tongue around him. You pulled away quickly only to hungrily suck at his balls. It always surprised Cillian how eager you were to suck his balls. It always felt so good. You looked up at him through your eyelashes with his balls in your mouth.

He pulled you away and shoved his cock back down your throat. You gagged loudly until your nails were digging into his thighs. Cillian was in a state of mind that he couldn’t even describe. He watched as the drool dribble down your chin and onto your tits. You whined around his cock making him moan out your name. “That’s so good baby girl!” His hands went onto the back of your head and held you down on his cock as he started to roughly fuck your throat. The room filled with the sounds of your gags and throat fucking sounds that if anyone walked by the would know what was going on. He didn’t ease up no matter how much you were crying or gagging. Cillian was taking what was his.

Finally he pulled out making you gasp for breath with a heavy sigh. You looked freshly fucked and all you did was get face fucked. Your own wetness was dripping down your legs as he stood above you jerking his cock. You watched with glazed eyes as his balls tightened and his breath hitched.

“Oh fuck!” He groaned as his cum shot out and covered your face. It landed all over your cheeks, lips and nose as he came. “Fuck!” He huffed shaking the last few drops onto your pretty face. “Don’t think I’m done with ya yet baby, yer gonna stay right here with my cum on my face until I’m done with my shoot.” He put his cock away and zipped himself back up. “And when I get back, I’m gonna fuck ya nice and hard. But only if yer a good girl which means my cum is still on your face and ya didn’t touch yerself! Got it?” You nodded slowly before he kissed your cum covered lips and walked out of the room to leave you in your mess. It’s what he thought you deserved for being such a greedy girl lately.

[ayu-stuff]

She's so cute

"Look at her, love. She fell asleep!!! Through all my moans, through all your grunts, God, she's so pathetic. I guess she's just a baby after all. I can't believe it. What time is it? 1AM? Way past her bedtime, I'm afraid. And she's laying there in her crib, cluelessly dreaming of a time when her Daddy didn't need a real woman in his bed. Oh my.

Did you hear her moans before? Every time she's nervous, she looks for her poor stuffies to mindlessly hump them. And she did!! That teddy bear used to be white, right?? Ewwww. What a filthy little girl she is. Good thing we don't mind the smell of her poopy pampies.

She cried too. A lot. I wish I hadn't noticed, but her wails were too loud. Just like any fucking baby's. I bet the neighbors think now that we have a real baby at home. She couldn't understand what was going on, how cute!!! Wut's Daddy's big paci doin' inside Mummy's pwincess pawts???? Why's Mommy doin' sucky-sucky on it wike a wollipooop? I wan' milkieeees!!!! HAHAHAHAHA she's so dumb.

Should we wake her up, honey? I bet she'll hate knowing that we've laughed at her sleeping in her wittle crib, just after we've enjoyed the adult pleasure she'll never experience again. Just give me a second. I'll put my cum stained panties on her cute little face. When she wakes up, I want her to remember that she's lost your milkies forever.

Now make me moan. Hard. I want to cum to her tears."

[lis-likes-fics]

w1sh u were here

Pairings: Hobie Brown x Reader Word Count: 809 words Kink: Sexting Warnings: NSFW, sexting, sending nudes, technically pornography?, swearing, dirty texting... A/N: I lied, I am posting today bc I managed to pull something out of my ass. I hope you enjoyed this short fic bc the hardest thing about this was making all of Hobie's texts. I am a firm believer in Hobie being a terrible texter bc he doesn't commit to one style, and I hate him for it. Enjoy this fluffy smut. <3

hobes: I can’t stop thinking about you, luv.

you: oh yeah? what are you thinking about?

hobes: jus wonderin wut ur wearin 😘

you: your hoodie

hobes: and?

you: nothing.

You sent an image.

hobes: fuck… hobes: You look fuckin amazing in my clothes babe

you: thx bby

hobes: you’d look even better without em tho. Just sayin

you: you tryna get me to send nudes, perv?

hobes: Maybe…😉 hobie: w1sh u were here rn

you: me too

you: what would you do if i was?

hobes: i’d kiss you. a lot. i’d never stop kissing you luv hobes: And, after that, I’d play with your nipples and listen to you start to moan. I’d be so hard for you, sweetheart…

you: yeah?

hobes: yea. id suck on ur tits and feel how wet u were for me.

you: how would you touch me?

hobes: Id put my fingers in your tight pussy, feel you up nice and good, rub at your little clit. hobes: You’d be fucking soaking, I know it. I’d eat you up, darling. hobes: tell me wut u want me to do to u luv

you: everything you said. want you to kiss me, want you to touch me, want your tongue on my tits and your fingers in me.

hobes: want me to eat you up?

you: yes

hobes: I’d make you feel so good. You’d be moaning so loud for me.

you: i wanna ride your face, hobie

hobes: i want you to ride my face

you: guess what?

hobes: wut?

you: i’m touching myself.

hobes: fuck. for me?

you: all for you.

You sent a video. “Fuck, Hobie. Wish you were here…”

hobes: chr1st u sound so pretty when u rub ur cl1t l1ke that

hobes sent a video. “I need your pretty little pussy over here, sweetheart. See what you do to me?”

you: fuck, you’re so hard you: you know what i wanna do?

hobes: Tell me.

you: wanna get on my knees and suck you off.

hobes: yeah?

you: yeah. i wanna feel your hands in my hair when i suck your cock. want you to call me your good girl.

hobes: u r my good girl, babes. ur my best fukn girl.

you: fuck, i’m so wet for you, hobie. wish you were here to touch me. my fingers don’t work as well as yours do…

hobes: Can’t get em far enough? You need my fingers to stretch you out nice and wide?

you: yeah. you: want you to pin me to a wall and fuck me

hobes: fuck youd love that wouldnt you? hobes: I’d pin your hands above your head and kiss you, turn you around and hold onto your beautiful fucking hips. You’d be squirming when I put my cock in you. hobes: Youd be beggin me to fuck you darling and youd be moanin like fuckin crazy for me, Id hold your tits and keep you still while I fucked you from behind and you would scream when you came on my cock. Id just keep fuckin you too hobes: still with me luv?

you: hard to type with one hand

hobes: gonna fucken take you to bed and put your legs on my shoulders. fold you in half while i fucked you babes. you’d be all messy for me.

you: i’m messy for you right now

You sent an image. “Mmm. Ah, I need you, baby. Fuck, m-yeah…”

you: this pussy’s missing you, baby

hobes: this dick’s missing you hobes: I’m gonna cum, sweetheart.

you: me too you: hobie i’m so close.

hobes: will you send me another pic baby?

You sent a video. “Hobie! Hobie, I’m cumming!  Fuck, I miss you so much. Ahhh, fuck!”

hobes sent a video. “Fuck. Mm-mmh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah! Oh, sweetheart.” hobes sent an image.

you: fuck, hobie

hobes sent a voice message. “I love you, sweetheart. Wish you were here so I could show you how much. You make me so happy and you get me so hard, and I can’t wait to see you soon so I can kiss that pretty face you’ve got. Love you so much, darling.”

You sent a voice message. “I love you, too, baby. I can’t wait to see you either because, when I do, I’m kissing you so hard, you’ll pass out.” You sent a voice message. “Get some sleep… I know you have to  go to 928 tomorrow, and you’ll come see me after. I’ll be waiting for me. I love you.”

hobes: i luv u 2 bby

you: your typing is atrocious.

hobes: Thank you.

you: goodnight, bayb

hobes: “bayb”

you: shut the fuck up.

hobes: make me 😍

you: you make me sick.

hobes: I love you, too. Night.

you: night. go to sleep now.

hobes: no <3

You changed “hobes” to “hobo”.

hobo: :(

Tag yourself here...

[sparklingcid3r]

wut are the milestones that pony reaches that make darry cry? like what was ponys hs graduation day like? i feel like when it comes to pony graduating or something he kind of becomes like luke from gilmore girls and just cries without any self-consciousness.

Obsessed with every hc where Darry is a proud big brother of Pony, hanging up trophies and being better than any cheerleader at track meets.

My hc is that Darry didn’t cry at Pony’s graduation, he def got misty-eyed and it was a great time, Soda and Darry stood and yelled at the top of their lungs when they heard their kid brother’s name get called, and Soda was crying up a storm, but Darry didn’t cry.

And you gotta hear me out, but the only reason Darry cried as he was leaving Pony at college was because Pony was the first Curtis to go to college. He’s doing what none of them were able to and he’s so proud. Sure, maybe there is some envy, but it’s not malicious. He’s seeing all the accomplishments that are suddenly within reach for Pony and he’s so proud that his kid brother stuck it out for as long as he did to get to this moment.

But it’s a bittersweet moment. It’s the first time Darry’s remembering vividly all the moments they spent as brothers, every little milestone a young Pony hit—his first day of elementary school, his first broken bone, his first sleepover, his first A, his first track meet, his first trophy. It just gets bigger and bigger until Darry’s remembering the day Pony opened his college acceptance letter and the explosive joy that erupted in their house at the first word, “Congratulations”.

And the rush down memory lane makes Darry emotional enough to cry in Pony’s shoulder during what’ll be their last hug for a while. Pony just lets out a wet laugh and pats his back, saying “Don’t get sappy on me now, Superman.”

“Who’re you calling sappy?” Darry retorts, pulling away and swiping away tear tracks to make room for the new ones.

Pony grins. “Love you, Darry.”

Darry shakes his head, but he’s smiling wide. “I love you too, honey.”

He manages to mess up Pony’s hair one more time before he can duck away yelling and flipping him off.

[umbrum77]

tylee and azula kissing tylee(pulls back): well theere you go. how did it feel to kiss a girl for the first time? azula: first time? tylee: wut elsewhere suki: i feel like im in danger.