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That's just how CEOs are.

This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible

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FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!

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Now that the pilot’s out…

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

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marisa orgasm gif

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I don't know enough about Persona to tell how much different it'd be from hedgehog stew

What if instead of it being called “Persona Q” it was called “Persona Stew” and all your fav Persona characters were thrown in a big black cauldron and boiled alive

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

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learned how to use blenders film making tools

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Everyone hates me, they just put up with me because I have a car, because I'm the only person that'll play Fortnite every day, because I (used) to draw art for people (and when I can't they leave whee!!!) because I'm the only person who will keep them out of a nursing home.

Have I ever had a friend? Ever?

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I should just delete everything.

No one fucking cares I exist, all I'm doing is hurting myself.

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THE CUNTY MUG

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DOGE just froze funding to vital Federal and Indigenous conservation programs devoted to supporting the very delicate and tenuous existence of the black-footed ferret.

I fell in love with these animals as a kid traveling to our National Parks. Their rarity and ferocity made me sharply aware, even as a child, of just how much of a responsibility we have toward our environment. I can't bear the thought of them being a fucking casualty of Trump and Musk.

Look at them! They do war dances.

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Ahh gee, I wonder if this guy got something nice to say

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Damn it's like cartoons are based on reality.

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope