#wait wait wait

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i don't want these two characters to kiss per se. it is merely imperative they be handcuffed together and tossed into the wilderness to encounter great perils & tribulations (whilst chained to each other's side)

[dindjarindiaries]

Guys what if we get a Techphee kiss in the novel NOOOO WAIT NOOOOOO HOLD ON hold on I can't even think about it I'll go insane

[elswif]

WAIT WAIT

Okay okay everyone has seen this picture:

Here, everything else is under the cut to make this a tiny bit shorter:

It's adorable and all how she's in Aiden's hoodie (don't even say we think she is, because my girl doesn't wear smiley faces), and how she's gripping that spider man plushie. Well, you know how my guy Aiden thinks he's spider man?

Let me repeat, he thinks he's SPIDER MAN. AHEM. SPIDER MAN. Well my girl ASHLYN over here is cuddling a SPIDER MAN plushie. Just saying. (sorry my brain is melted after taking care of 2nd graders at camp for 5 days straight)

[spacedace]

So, sat down to write some more for Business of Family, got sidetracked by the idea of Jazz & Danny eventually joining Penguin at a Gala, further got sidetracked by trying to figure out what Jazz & Danny would wear, started looking up reference images to try and get an idea and -

Guys.

Guys, Guys, GUYS!

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND:

I wasn’t even looking up Batman themed suites, I was looking at Art Deco inspired evening wear and it was just there in all it’s glory

Just, just IMAGINE someone wearing it at a gala. Is it Danny? One of the BatKids? Clark? BRUCE???

I just - holy shit. Holy shit. This suit is just, absolute perfection. Imagine it in like, the highest rich folk nonsense quality, gold thread embroidery in place of bright yellow print. Tailored perfectly. Oh god, imagine that it actually has a light system so that all the Bat-Signals LIGHT UP

I love it, it’s awful, I needed to share it with all of you, it’s going to be in every Batman related thing I write forever now

[undermine-the-instinct]

WAIT WHAT DID I DO?

[silverfoxphil]

why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are-

[randomcerealbrand]

@pinetreevillain WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DAD

[quendlyn]

A Secret You Would Die For

Inspired by this clip from Death Becomes Her, the musical. The whole musical was fantastic. I can't wait till the whole soundtrack is out. If you can't tell by my previous posts that I am hyperficsating on Batman and Danny Phantom, have I seen either of the source materials? Kinda, but mostly no, wait, where was I going with this....RIGHT.

Basically, a new villain/cult/evildoer has surfaced in Gotham. But wait, they're not actually new. According to what Tim has found, the same people who are committing some of the cold cases are also committing current-day crimes. But how? Some of these cold cases are really old! After some digging, Tim discovered that all of these people have one thing in common: they all went to a very specific store. You can't find this store on Google; apparently, you can only even know its location through a business card. And, well, technically, Tim did find its location through a business card. A business card he stole from the store's newest customer. With a couple of other members of the bat family, Tim sneaks into the store. The store looked normal, just some candles, ghost plushies, salts, incense, and crystals. It all looks normal except for something very curious sitting on the front counter. A glowing green crystal on the counter. It looks like a recreation of a bottle with the way glass encases the crystal. All it takes is pressing down on its metal head for the purple in the back to flutter in a new breeze. Tim and Co. find a long black marble staircase that leads to a basement, no a ballroom. The room is supported by marble pillars scattered around. He can feel the chill of the floor permeate through his boots. A hoard of people in skimpy vine-like body suits surrounds them. There's not enough of them to be an issue in most cases. Regular goons, easy peasy. Highly trained, athletic attackers with home-field advantage, some idea of their weaknesses, and outnumber them greatly, well, that's an issue. To put it simply, they lose and are tied up before another staircase opposite the main exit. A gorgeous woman decked out in a high-low dress mimicking leaves and purple flowers. She looks over all of them before she speaks. She explains how, since the beginning of Gotham, she's been freeing beautiful young people of their imperfections. When they question how, she offers to give them a demonstration. The thorn-clad goons drag Tim to kneel at her feet. She pulls something from her vast, sweeping sleeve. It is just like the crystal at the desk, but instead of a crystal, it is full of a glowing green liquid. Removing the top reveals a long, thin dagger that she plunges through his finger. She places it back in the vial for a bit before forcing Tim to drink it. The vigilantes behind Tim writhe in their bonds, their breath quick in anticipation of what will happen to one of their birds.

Nothing happens for Tim besides a cold, iron-like taste refusing to fade from his mouth until a cold seeps through his body from his heart. The shock of his heart no longer beating steals the breath from his lungs. They don't fight to pull any more air in. The cold seeps into his bones and forces his muscles to relax. He can barely feel the hands that pick his slumped body up from the floor. His vision darkens around the edges as he is laid on a purple chaise lounge. He can't feel the plush underneath his hand. Panic and fear slip through his fingers as his hearing fades. Then the ice turns from comforting to burning as he's ripped away from death's eternal sleep. His muscles spasm, and his back arches; there's no breath in his lungs to formulate words. He shakes with his head pressed against the cold, cold floor. The taste of cold iron mixes with the taste of bile. Amethyst heels click against the floor towards him. A hand her hand lifts his chin gently, blue eyes meet violet. She smiles.

[cartoonyhappyface]

STOP DON'T DO THAT MY BOYS ARE GONIG TO FIGHT NOOOO

[cod-fishing]

Drift compatible GhostSoap. Pacific Rim jaeger pilots GhostSoap. That’s it that’s the post.

[oorusandei]

okay but

imagine the angst potential in “i would live for you” x “i would die for you”

and imagine they each keep their promise

imagine the one who wants to jump off decides to stay on the cliffside for the other

imagine the one who loves life more than anything decides to give it up for the other

i don’t know how to write this or flesh it out completely, but it’s a nice thought

[swan2swan]

Wait, hold on, this is a real screenshot, this is an actual still in this show, someone boarded this shot and they kept it in, hold on, wait.

[mynameisnot-carl]

I randomly found this thing in gallery

I only know a handful of artists/bands/musicals on here and was really confused exactly what it meant? Connected fanbases? Similar sounding music? Vibes??? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?

I tried searching shidmockk (thing it says in the corner) but I'm not getting anything anywhere, does anyone know the original creator of the image???

[motherdoraaaa]

me casually watching the edits of annabeth pulling percy up when he’s on the sand (ep 2 parallels with ep7):

also me: wAit rEmember whEn peRcy was in the styx during tLO he sAw annabeths hand rEacHiNg out to him and pulling him out of the river which symbolizes annabeth being his anchor and-

[survive-object-poll-island]

PLAYERSHEET_01 UPLOAD COMPLETE

Hurray! I have used my Computer to generate Comprehensive Character Sheets for each and every one of the S.O.P.I. Contestants! I think this is a Significant Improvement and is Useful in determining their Current Status! I will intermittently generate New sheets in the event that a Contestant's Status should change~!!!

Oh hurray I am so excited!!!! Hurray!!!!