#wait wait wait

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i don't want these two characters to kiss per se. it is merely imperative they be handcuffed together and tossed into the wilderness to encounter great perils & tribulations (whilst chained to each other's side)

[fecofish]

Today I woke up and chose chaos

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I finished a book the other day and this is my way of coping with book hangover ok 😔?

[mikayuumouse]

If Atsushi was a fashion designer his boutique would be called "The Weartiger"

That is all, thank you

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Jonathan Bailey when asked about kanthony’s baby: “Which one?”

[dindjarindiaries]

Guys what if we get a Techphee kiss in the novel NOOOO WAIT NOOOOOO HOLD ON hold on I can't even think about it I'll go insane

[elswif]

WAIT WAIT

Okay okay everyone has seen this picture:

Here, everything else is under the cut to make this a tiny bit shorter:

It's adorable and all how she's in Aiden's hoodie (don't even say we think she is, because my girl doesn't wear smiley faces), and how she's gripping that spider man plushie. Well, you know how my guy Aiden thinks he's spider man?

Let me repeat, he thinks he's SPIDER MAN. AHEM. SPIDER MAN. Well my girl ASHLYN over here is cuddling a SPIDER MAN plushie. Just saying. (sorry my brain is melted after taking care of 2nd graders at camp for 5 days straight)

[quendlyn]

A Secret You Would Die For

Inspired by this clip from Death Becomes Her, the musical. The whole musical was fantastic. I can't wait till the whole soundtrack is out. If you can't tell by my previous posts that I am hyperficsating on Batman and Danny Phantom, have I seen either of the source materials? Kinda, but mostly no, wait, where was I going with this....RIGHT.

Basically, a new villain/cult/evildoer has surfaced in Gotham. But wait, they're not actually new. According to what Tim has found, the same people who are committing some of the cold cases are also committing current-day crimes. But how? Some of these cold cases are really old! After some digging, Tim discovered that all of these people have one thing in common: they all went to a very specific store. You can't find this store on Google; apparently, you can only even know its location through a business card. And, well, technically, Tim did find its location through a business card. A business card he stole from the store's newest customer. With a couple of other members of the bat family, Tim sneaks into the store. The store looked normal, just some candles, ghost plushies, salts, incense, and crystals. It all looks normal except for something very curious sitting on the front counter. A glowing green crystal on the counter. It looks like a recreation of a bottle with the way glass encases the crystal. All it takes is pressing down on its metal head for the purple in the back to flutter in a new breeze. Tim and Co. find a long black marble staircase that leads to a basement, no a ballroom. The room is supported by marble pillars scattered around. He can feel the chill of the floor permeate through his boots. A hoard of people in skimpy vine-like body suits surrounds them. There's not enough of them to be an issue in most cases. Regular goons, easy peasy. Highly trained, athletic attackers with home-field advantage, some idea of their weaknesses, and outnumber them greatly, well, that's an issue. To put it simply, they lose and are tied up before another staircase opposite the main exit. A gorgeous woman decked out in a high-low dress mimicking leaves and purple flowers. She looks over all of them before she speaks. She explains how, since the beginning of Gotham, she's been freeing beautiful young people of their imperfections. When they question how, she offers to give them a demonstration. The thorn-clad goons drag Tim to kneel at her feet. She pulls something from her vast, sweeping sleeve. It is just like the crystal at the desk, but instead of a crystal, it is full of a glowing green liquid. Removing the top reveals a long, thin dagger that she plunges through his finger. She places it back in the vial for a bit before forcing Tim to drink it. The vigilantes behind Tim writhe in their bonds, their breath quick in anticipation of what will happen to one of their birds.

Nothing happens for Tim besides a cold, iron-like taste refusing to fade from his mouth until a cold seeps through his body from his heart. The shock of his heart no longer beating steals the breath from his lungs. They don't fight to pull any more air in. The cold seeps into his bones and forces his muscles to relax. He can barely feel the hands that pick his slumped body up from the floor. His vision darkens around the edges as he is laid on a purple chaise lounge. He can't feel the plush underneath his hand. Panic and fear slip through his fingers as his hearing fades. Then the ice turns from comforting to burning as he's ripped away from death's eternal sleep. His muscles spasm, and his back arches; there's no breath in his lungs to formulate words. He shakes with his head pressed against the cold, cold floor. The taste of cold iron mixes with the taste of bile. Amethyst heels click against the floor towards him. A hand her hand lifts his chin gently, blue eyes meet violet. She smiles.

[crystallizsch]

AINT NO WAY THEY PUT THE SAVANACLAW UPDATE -> TREIN -> HEARTSLABYUL ALL IN THE SAME MONTH WHAT 💀💀💀

(intense agony below the cut)

OKAY FIRSTLY—

OHHHHHHGGGHH THE BOOK 7 RERUNS JADE I’LL HAVE YOUR FUCKASS FINS IN THE DEATH GRIP OF MY FISTS THIS TIME 👺👺👺

also lesson QoL updates FINALLY THANK YOU but twsten you’re still on thin ice for all these card showcases

wait did they put all part eleven in one go-

if i recall correctly twstjp put them into two parts???

oh well. agony.

MORE RERUNS im v sorry spelldrive enjoyers

i already gots leona eheehehheh —💥

also two culinary crucible reruns back to back??? ughhhh this event is cute but sooo grindy ;;;

MORE PAIN. A TREIN CARD. COMBAT DRILLS. ouaaagghhhhhhh

:((((((( i want. platinum leona but. i may have already drained my gems and keys again for jade leech.

at this point all i can express are tears. i suppose they’ll just rerun the rest of the book 7 cards later so i’ll just wait for trick king cater 😭

also “volume 1” SO THIS UPDATE IS SPLIT INTO PARTS

in conclusion:

[undermine-the-instinct]

WAIT WHAT DID I DO?

[silverfoxphil]

why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are people on twitter saying that phil called him sweetie why are-

[randomcerealbrand]

@pinetreevillain WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES THE DAD

[erikaslumbers]

i'll have you know that

i really love this quote

it's my ingame signature

even though i had to shorten it

character limit was kicking my ass

anyway

i couldnt help overthinking

notice how

everyone calls him the sun

including himself

but

in his little analogy here

the world is the sun

and he's a plant

[cloudy-shine-starr]

STOP DON'T DO THAT MY BOYS ARE GONIG TO FIGHT NOOOO

[cod-fishing]

Drift compatible GhostSoap. Pacific Rim jaeger pilots GhostSoap. That’s it that’s the post.

[oorusandei]

okay but

imagine the angst potential in “i would live for you” x “i would die for you”

and imagine they each keep their promise

imagine the one who wants to jump off decides to stay on the cliffside for the other

imagine the one who loves life more than anything decides to give it up for the other

i don’t know how to write this or flesh it out completely, but it’s a nice thought