#like I saw that coming from a mile away
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lesbians exist in ted lasso!! hooray!
I still think roy/keeley will be endgame but I also think jack is exactly what keeley needs right now. she needs someone she can pour her heart and soul to, which she’s already started to do with jack, and who can validate her. eventually I think jack will be the one to tell keeley the obvious fact that she still loves roy, or jack will be a big part of keeley accepting that for herself. either way, jack is going to be important to keeley’s arc this season.
and I mean if I were in keeley’s place I would have done the same thing, can’t say I blame her
#jack is fucking hot#watching keeley have a crush on a woman is so cute#like I saw that coming from a mile away#when barbara is in the doorway and jack walks up and keeley asks if she wants to go richmond’s match#then has to backtrack and be like oh I meant either of you#even though the offer wasn’t made until jack appeared#like I know I’ve done very similar things#keeley jones#jack x keeley#keeley x jack#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso season 3#ted lasso#echo rambles#I know they’re both technically in the bi/pan umbrella#but I’m using lesbian as in the sense of general wlw relationships here
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attention seeker
#genshin impact#my art#we all saw this coming from a mile away june likes the bratty ones so what#I AM A FURILUMI TRUTHER ☝️☝️☝️
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YinWar's reactions to people complaining about the series not showing how Jack and Joke feel about each other and lacking romance because they haven't had any "sweet moments" yet:
Bonus: Yin clapping back at people hating on him for Jack's choices last week.
#jack and joker#yin anan#war wanarat#yinwar#i certainly didn't learn english to read high-caliber clownery such as all of us having been tricked into watching a bromance and not a bl#you can't convince me that go didn't bring it up like that#bc the ywpb team saw this tomfoolery coming from miles away back when they filmed their reaction videos
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me knowing arthur and aoi are doomed by the narrative and we will have to witness them transform into infested proto-frames
#I HAVE HOPE FOR THEM :(((#i saw this coming from miles away but i'm still heartbroken LOL#BUT LIKE LISTEN. hayden kept his humanity because he was compassionate#i think if they take the ds route arthur and aoi might also keep their humanity out of compassion#the entire philosophy of warframe is that we have to be compassionate with each other and mend and take away each other's pain#warframe#warframe spoilers#wf arthur#wf aoi
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i was never really a fan of the emperor but i am absolutely so mad at him now
#fuck him honestly#like i saw his identity coming from a mile away#but i did NOT see ansur being a former#lover?#of his coming#fuck you balduran#you know what you did#ricky when i catch you ricky#balduran#bg3 the emperor#bg3 act 3 spoilers#ansur#bg3 ansur#john baldur#nuclear.7z#origin karlach
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nora pretending she didn’t always know that andrew and neil were going to happen when this scene literally exists
#like be so fucking for real#andrew knew before nora did apparently#so did i#i literally saw it coming from miles away#what do u mean other drafts ???? no#all for the game#aftg series#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#aftg hc#aftg headcanon#aftg shitpost
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💍 Tighnari for the doodle game por favor
i hc that cyno first tried proposing at like, the single least romantic time (forest patrol in this case) and tighnari immediately shut him tf down, partly because he didn't want such a display at such a time, and partly because he wanted to be the one to propose instead.
#hot take but tighnari would hate a sudden proposal#he likes predictability in a sense. thats why i think he was the one who eventually popped the question#cyno thought itd be a fun surprise to do it “when he least expects it”#but this man is down so astronomically bad that tighnari saw it coming from a mile away#also sorry for the poor quality#tighnari#cynari#cynonari#tighcyno#4ggravated#asks
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Restorative or Transformative?: Homoerotic Subtext, The Closet, and Ciphers in Pop Culture. The nature of commercial art is that it’s sometimes bad and inconsistent. Notably it’s also misogynistic. One way in which audiences try to reconcile massive plot holes or gaps in character motivation is by reading secrets or hidden information into a plot.
Commonly, male characters are interpreted as closeted gay or bisexual to reconcile the absence of women from commercial narratives with the generally stunted and poorly-written male characters that form the focus on said texts. This reading has become especially common among a non-heterosexual milieu. Rather than transforming the original text into some radically different new form, this closeted interpretation seeks to make the original text stand on its own as a story rather than a Swiss cheese of dumb writing decisions.
This interpretation only works for a specific type of pop, usually genre fiction. Any story in which tortured male leads eschew women in favour of male-male bonds (because female characters are constantly killed off, written sparsely, or written out, because the production team keeps casting their male buddies, because actors demand to keep having scenes with their bros, whatever) can become a sounder structure if you put one of them in a closet.
The gay interpretation is the natural consequence of shoddy misogynistic writing from ventures like Supernatural, Naruto, all the biggest hits. It’s also the natural consequence of more benignly misogynistic writing like The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes or The Lord of the Rings, where women aren’t necessarily rejected but are simply absent from the worlds of the protagonists. When the emotional crux of the story falls on male-male interactions, this reads as romantic because society at large priorities (definitively heterosexual) romance as the pinnacle of human connection. Two forces are in conflict, the primacy of heterosexuality (read as: romance) and the primacy of men.
Anyway. All that is to say that the typical gay or bisexual reading of male characters in pop fiction comes from a very real place. But, in some places, that’s the default interpretation. Angst, insecurity, secrets, double lives, fatigue, disappointment, restrained passion, stunted personal growth, anyone living in the closet can tell you that it impacts and defines your whole life to know that you live in a way fundamentally incompatible with The Proper Way that life is structured around down to tax law and superstore prices (which assume a heterosexual nuclear family unit). Characters in fiction also tend to have personal problems because that makes them interesting and tasty.
If you’ve grown up on stories with the specific type of misogyny that can be papered over with a closeted interpretation of the male leads, carrying this interpretation over to any male character will make sense more often than not. Even a bit of angst or insecurity? Well of course that makes sense if a character is closeted.
Except that’s hurt a normal part of fiction, and sometimes the closeted interpretation takes away from the point of a character. If a male character is on another axis of marginalization, the closeted interpretation imposed by the slash reading community downplays or trivializes the effects of that marginalization in the plot by overwriting it with another type of marginalization. Alternately, sometimes a character’s heterosexuality is a part of the story. There are some sorts of critiques or investigations of misogyny or masculinity that don’t work if the character has an ‘opt out’ of the cisheteropatriarchal perspective. Not that gay/bisexual men aren’t except from misogyny, but misogyny masculinity and heterosexuality are so tightly linked that it sort of defeats the point if you interpret that character outside of heterosexuality.
All that is to say—the closet interpretation is a quick and easy spice to apply to the weaker parts of action-adventure genre fiction to make it taste better. It draws from a large enough sample of art that it’s pretty widely applicable. Because of that, it’s part of some people’s [my] default interpretation package just because the semi-dull macho show at least gets less dull if you imagine there’s a reason for there to be no girls besides simple hatred. That then forms its own problem where the interpretation that works with your average genre work gets then blanket-applied to all genre works and obscures the places where the closet interpretation doesn’t fix the work, and actually makes it less interesting.
#kelsey rambles#I’m as guilty of it as anyone.#just thinking about Johnny Storm and like. bisexual ass character. deeply bi guy. but.#what IF he’s just heterosexual. what then. wouldn’t that almost be…more interesting#if he’s Like That and not closeted? what twisty gnarled psychological torments would a good comic have to explain him#and on the other hand. that one post I saw about how miles/hobie totally misses the point that their relationship is about solidarity#spider-punk and spider-byte’s alliance with miles are the same thing and to read it as romantic erases the important part#and on a third hand. when speaking of miles’ story. the stupid fucked Bendis running joke/subtext with Ganke#to have Miles be gay would possibly take away from the messy and interesting part of his character that is being a person with nothing#to hide. a totally honest genuine straightforward kid who is forced to start a double life by an outside actor#but at the same time it’s dumb and a cop-out to throw in that much bait and that much of a genuinely charged tense friendship#and then go ‘lol jk. nothing to see here’#the other thing is the semi joke in atsv about ‘coming out’ as spider-man#the most important thing about Miles having to hide is his relatively precarious position as a black kid. he’s not afforded the leniency#that Peter Parker would expect if he got unmasked. Miles is more cautious because he is in more danger because he’s Black#so to paint that struggle with the gay brush is to disregard the character’s raison d’être. while also#using that sort of language and structure deliberately puts a gay lens over that character and ignoring that or kicking it to the side#feels a bit cheap. to borrow the look and not the substance#way too many tags and it’s past my bedtime. thesis statement is:#miles morales is a character whose history is fraught with plenty of real gay subtext and whose character struggles are entirely divorced#from any sense of gender performance. he’s subtextually bi but that’s got so little to do with his story that it feels almost wrong to read#that into him because there is so much other interesting stuff going on with him
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in general i think im really tired of kirby antagonists that are like “ohhhh this is the main antagonist- actually they’re just being possessed and they’re not actually responsible for their actions at all”
#…. i think thats why fanon dedede has started to annoy me sm sorryyyyyyyy#but really its just annoying seeing people get hostile towards any interpretation of dedede thats not kirbys bestie or dad#and that he was only ever antagonistic because he was possessed#like no he sucked before and he slowly improved and helped kirby of his own accord later! theres a character arc!#and hes a rival to kirby and will fight him but he’ll fight for the greater good too#leongar was eh to me because i saw his deal coming from a mile away. i knew he was gonna be the decoy antagonist as soon as he was onscreen#i knew it was gonna be a corruption scenario again so i just didnt bother getting attached because i already knew his full arc#i think hyness is the one who truly irritates me the most though because hes the most disrespectful one and it weakens the whole game for me#like. i get what they were doing. the friend hearts purify everyone and bring out the best in everyone#and i dont really care for stuff thats like ‘these are Fundamentally Bad people and these are Fundamentally Good people’’#but god damn it you dont even play as the stupid motherfucker. cant he be the ONE example of someone you cant chuck a heart at?#we already get something satisfying in the ‘’we can save the worst people’’ department with the void battle#why cant kirby just offer the heart to hyness only for hyness to bitterly reject it and fly off#i wouldnt be this irritated if hyness wasnt portrayed as a literal abuser?? someone who takes advantage of other peoples love for him?#his boss fight literally reflects this with how he forcibly controls the mage sisters and uses their bodies as weapons and forces them into#friend attack combos against their will. he is someone using the jamba hearts power to use the people around him#it wouldve been so potent and harrowing to leave his character on that note. but nah he was also corrupted or whatever and hes Fundamentally#Good. dont think about it!#hes also way too similar to haltmann again which just rubs salt in the wound for me. except this time he doesnt die horribly. yay.#like goddamn at least susie wasnt literally being abused by haltmann. she was there of her own accord and had her own motives#like i dont find it tragic when zan is desperately trying to save hyness and bring him back or whatever. i think she should get the fuck out#i find it tragic for HER and not in the way the game intended#im aware im talking about a game for 5 year olds but still. if they were gonna try to tackle heavy shit then they should commit#or at least play it like the dark matter trilogy when the stories werent as insane#echoed voice
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pregnancy trope is AWFUL like let me speak my truth. like jtv and the originals is different because the entire plot is centered around it but if i'm watching a show or reading a book and it supposedly comes out of nowhere (i've never not successfully predicted it) then it's over. i'm done. i'm out. LIKE DON'T PISS ME AWF !!!!! just sick and awful !!! especially when they're surprised like they weren't literally raw doggin every day, no birth control...you just made me angry. "i don't understand how this could happen ???" i'm literally under your bed rn.
#i've hated pregnancy tropes since i was in middle school#genuinely infuriating#like oh my god can everyone please be normal#when i was reading fucking p doug books#and every time jump had a baby like the mc's werent#early 20's and in the least#sustainable relationships ever#just makes me so angry#like they wouldn't survive a month dating#OR IN CHARMED ????#when piper (?) had a baby and it became the whole#fucking plot ???#MIND YOU THE BABY DADDYS DEAD#AND I DONT MEAN HE DIED AFTER ?????????#HE WAS DEAD WHILE THEY WAS FUCKIN#and don't get me started on black cake...#saw that shit coming from a mile away#BOTH times#anyway#ro number 1 pregnancy trope anti#penelope douglas' breeding kink needs to get her put on a watchlist#bc credence ??????#was 400+ pages of “hinting” that those men wanted to knock her up#and one of them did !!!#in the epilogue#but still !!!#SHE WAS 21#SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE CLUB#✧ orchids in bloom ✧
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I was hanging up a Halloween garland to get a little more into the spirit of things, when I lost hold of the damn thing and it flung itself against my shelf.
The one with a vase on it. Which immediately got dragged down to the floor.
I could already hear the crash of glass... except it never came. There I am on my stepstool, looking at my scattered dried flowers, absolutely confused as to where the hell that vase went. I thought it had disappeared. Somehow. I was properly befuddled.
...It had fallen into one of my backpacks, which basically swallowed the whole thing up without looking like anything had happened. Thanks for making me think I was losing it dude. At least I didn't have to clean up any glass (´-﹏-`;)
#I was looking everywhere lol#man it's been a little harder to blog these last few days I'll be honest#cause I bonked my head pretty hard and now I'm starting to fear I might be slightly concussed...#hard to tell cause all the symptoms are just stuff that's rather normal for me#it's just heightened right now#like thinking or walking without being all wobbly has been more difficult than it should be haha#I've just been feeling /weird/ I don't know how else to describe it#I'm just telling you this so y'all don't get confused if I'm acting off#I don't know I find it hard to tell#feeling better already thought so that's good#that lingering pressure in my head should go away soon it's lessened already#but have y'all been feeling particularly Halloweeny?#can't say I have unfortunately#october has been busy for me though so I saw that coming from a mile away#just a bit of a shame#spooky season#rätposting
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I don't even play Splatoon 3 anymore and yet I'm still disappointed to hear that Shiver won the Splatfest yet again.
#I stopped playing months ago because it just didn't feel fun anymore#Matchmaking feels unbalanced to the point where it feels like nothing I do matters and I just lose all the time#Maps all have the same general shape that let E Liters roll over everyone#The catalogue and King Salmonid scales make the game so grindy it becomes a chore more than anything#The only parts of Splat3 I don't hate are the music and the singleplayer mode#I'm not even mad at the Splatfest results. I just feel empty even though I saw the outcome coming from a mile away#Splatoon 3 is a joyless game#Photon rambles
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who made you get into hypmic
“i opened “i locked it” “i threw away the door” the key”
#this is vee speaking#i’m trying to make this meme work on mobile but also i can’t not include how kuukou came in like a wrecking ball lol#so if it looks fcked up my bad lol#i’ve also had this done for three days because i saw this meme coming from a mile away lol#it just took the hypmic fandom longer than i thought to start doing it lol#it still delights me that kuukou lowkey (maybe actual) gave me a new archetype to like lol#like ichiro and jakurai are types i’ve stanned before lol but not whatever kuukou gives!!!!#i’m still not sure if it was kuukou or kuramochi daiya who opened up ‘gremlins with a heart of gold’ archetype for me#like i got into hypmic first but daiya was a shared brainrot shortly after#but kuukou existed in the franchise before i met mochi even tho he wasn’t formally introduced as bat’s leader yet so idk lol#lol it was fun in those early days of getting to know bat while being a daiya fan#i used to get mochi and kuukou’s gremlin laughs mixed up all the time lmao#c: ichibro#c: sensei#c: kuukou👑
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I'm devastated, like why couldn't Jang Uk and Mu Deok just stay as PLATONIC FRIENDS, they so CLEARLY have the chemistry for it, I would've loved it if they kept the Master/Pupil relationship throughout rather than falling in love with each other when theres so many other (better) choices.
God what I won't give for them just having this big sis/lil bro relationship to NOT blossom into something else, just stick with it, let them have a relationship that is sort of rocky but clearly out of mutual respect and trust.
#look i get season 2 needs them to be like soulmates or smtg#but yk sometimes you don't need to be lovers to grieve for someone you care a lot about#I'm just so sad for Yul#i mean i saw this coming from a mile away#but they seriously didnt have to thirdwheel him just to maybe kill him off during season 2#jang uk i get you but like#falling in love with your teacher of all people#then again this guy moved on so quick the moment he finds a new quirky girl whos not like others and doesnt like to follow the rules#and who happens to resemble his past lover#maybe im not so surprised#alchemy of souls#rant#my words#alchemy of souls 2
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One of the most frustrating things about the Irreverent trailer is that it feels like Christian propaganda. Like IT FEELS LIKE A HALMARK MOVIE level of 'feel good' junk food. Where a big time criminal finds himself and god and learns to love his fellow man in a small beach town. It is not. OH BOY IS IT NOT.
#irreverent on peacock#irreverent tv#Paulo Keegan#I have so much to say about this show#there were parts I didn't like and were only there for the plot#then there were parts I predicted#but not in a bad way#in a “Sicko: YES YES” sort of way#I saw the dog thing coming from a mile away but I was laughing so hard I could barely believe they were doing it
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“But why is Galactic Starcruiser closing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
Wow, it’s almost like no one was willing to fork out an exorbitant amount of money to be locked in a windowless building for two days, even if it was chock-full of Star Wars minigames to play.
And compared to all the actors, Cast Members, and other employees they had to pay to keep the “experience” running? It just wasn’t efficient.
#i don't understand why everyone is so surprised?#like some people are genuinely shocked#meanwhile a lot of us saw this coming from a mile away#i mean i personally figured they would probably lower the price once or twice first. offer shorter experiences#instead of just kicking the bucket about it!#but hey i'm not complaining
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