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Just realized I never posted any of my sketches. I don’t draw often, but I recently made a sketch of Medic. Gotta make sure my skills stay sharp!

I didn’t know where to make him look, so down it is!

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Hey there, Hazard! What has your most recent project been like - if you can spare any details, of course? :D

Thanks for askin’! I’ve recently been improvin’ one of my various injectable projects. It’s a chemical formula meant to react with blood, rapidly boilin’ someone from the inside out! Definitely one of my brutal creations, but it’s sick as hell if you ask me.

I’m also workin’ on some hallucinogens. Tryna make it a concentrated gas.

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Sorry for the short absence, been busy at work in my lab. Hopefully I’ll have more for y’all soon!

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Listenin’ to Frank Sinatra always helps me focus while goin’ over my formulas ‘n calculations. He has such an incredible voice!

Right now I’m listenin’ to “Let’s Fall in Love”. Always a good one!

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I mean, it wouldn’t be so bad if you and Medic were dating! He’s a cutie and you two would look great together!

Take your time though! Like I get if now isn’t a great time or whatevs but… I REALLY REALLY THINK IT WOULD WORK GREAT! You two pair up so well!

Medic, in spite of Baker’s enthusiasm, you’re wise to take things slow this Hazard.

SPY! Rude ass

Oh gods Bakes, not you too! Yeah, we do pair great, but that’s just coincidence! Or something… Also Spy what the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

Herr Spy, as the French would say, ve te faire cuire un œuf!

You tell him Medic! I don’t know any French!

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Hazard. Brother. Look at your whiteboard again and tell me you actually believe any of that. It was so totally a date. If you get to constantly assert that Dell is in love with me, then I get to tell you that Medic is absolutely your boyfriend and you just haven’t figured it out yet.

-Chemist.

But consider: No he isn’t. I mean, c’mon! Goin’ out to town together doesn’t count as a date! The first time was for my conditionin’, and the second time was very clearly just as friends!

He would’ve told me if it were a date. I don’t even like him like that! …Probably. Feelin’s are weird, ok? Also, You ‘n Engie are a totally different thing. I mean, c’mon Chem, let’s be real here. He willingly stops his work to check over all your calculations whenever you ask.

Yes, Hazard is correct, we are not dating! Ich wünschte, wir wären zusammen…

Also Herr Engineer is certainly attracted to you, Fräulein Chemist! Ü

Medic, what did you type?

Nothing! Ü

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// I know “fräulein” is an offensive term, but due to the timeline and his age, I don’t think Medic really… knows that. He definitely wasn’t in Germany anymore when it became known as offensive, and there wasn’t rlly anyone there to update him 😭🙏

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Here’s a look at my lab! Pardon the dubious red stains, I still need to clean those.

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Medic what the fuck. I just woke up and saw this!

I couldn’t help it, Taube!

But that’s your room! Chem is never gonna let me live this down…

Oho! Hazard left his phone open again! Ü

Hallo everyone! Look at this picture of Hazard sleeping! Er sieht so süß aus! Archimedes says hi as well! Ü

~ Medic

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Oho! Hazard left his phone open again! Ü

Hallo everyone! Look at this picture of Hazard sleeping! Er sieht so süß aus! Archimedes says hi as well! Ü

~ Medic

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Science gang in the lab!

Picture courtesy of Ms Pauling. Thanks girl!

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Stole Medic’s coat and it didn’t go as planned y’all. He just stood there with this look on his face before insisting we do a late night test of those aphrodisiacs I’ve been craftin’ up. And hey, I’m always down for a good ol’ experiment! Just an odd time to do that…

Anywho! He let me take a picture in the coat. It’s huge on me!

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Feelin’ a bit mischievous. Who thinks I should steal Medic’s coat ‘n wear it? It’ll be massive on me ‘n I think that’s hilarious!

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You like boys don't you?

Sure do, Anon! I’m gay as hell, ‘n proud of it too.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ <- Me

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Thank you for talking to Spy for me! He actually looked at me today and I think he smiled a little! He feels bad lol!

Me and Solider have a plan! Projects Apple Pie! We gonna make him pretend we’re sleepin together and see what he does lol

~ Baker💕

Anytime, Bakes. Also that’s hilarious, keep me updated. Frenchie won’t know what hit him!

Yes, Good luck Herr Baker!

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Hi.

...

Bye.

-Pilot.

Hello and goodbye!

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Damn I love speakin’ German and not tellin’ Medic.

He calls me “Taube” and “Liebling”, as if I don’t know what those mean! Granted, I have no clue why he’s callin’ me those things, but I ain’t one to complain! He’s just bein’ more friendly.

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Please do not drug my second-best friend. I can probably convince him to sleep if I just ask him to and look really sad and worried while I do it.

-Chemist

Hm. I wonder why he listens to you and no one else. Mystery of the ages there, Chem. (Sarcasm!)

Also uh… too late. Oops!

Pyro is putting stickers on him now.